Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast

OUR NEW PODCAST IS HERE!!! And by here we specifically mean in the town of Clatfartburg. We wanted to post the first 15 minutes of our first episode to serve as a little teaser for the town, an amuse bouche if you will. 

Listen to the first episode here on Apple:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/now-entering-clatfartburg/id1743679889?app=podcast 

Or on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Mj1ImZy59KYmWG4KCcM5Z?si=1619395...

WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT! Join us in our final celebration of Wonka in the form of our live broadcast from the Multi-versal Wonka Squad hosted WonkAwards. In our defense, we did ask them to host a graduation, but we really should have seen this coming. So hang out in the booth with us and listen to one of the worst awards shows ever produced! Afterwards, you'll get to emerge from the well with us, and find out what's in store from the...

We're watching Wonka for the SECOND TIME EVER and you can join us! We wanted to have an extra week to perfect the grand finale, and we realized it was a perfect opportunity to make a commentary track for the film. Also, Felicia finally eats a Goo Goo Cluster. 

Our finale will be airing March 27th!

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your conce...

It’s time for philosophy class, Wonka Scholars! We delve into the highly anticipated topic of Timmy Wonka's power ranking within the illustrious Wonka dynasty. With just one more episode to go after this, the tension is palpable as we scrutinize where Timmy Wonka falls amongst the ranks of his chocolate-making predecessors.

For our FINAL EPISODE, we’re doing an awards show and we need YOUR input! You can vote on the nominees at thi...

Are you ready to party, Wonka Scholars? Because it’s time for the LAST LISTENERPALOOZA! We share and react to your submissions including wild Wonka anecdotes, fan fiction, and a 65 page manuscript to name just a few.

Thumbnail art by listener LC @praggmatic on Tumblr!

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you ...

Look we might like Wonka (2023), but that doesn't mean we don't have critiques! And if you're talking about the lyrics specifically, we apparently have more than an hours worth. Join us as we discuss the songs from Wonka divorced from the source, rank them all, and have a heated debate on Wonka's -ocolate based crimes. 

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd ...

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).

Cover Art by Reilly Branson:  https://www.instagram.com/

Due to the Great Wonka Flood, we were not able to experience the Wonka IHOP menu together as originally planned. Do not fret though, because Elaine has taken one for the team and is here to report back on her IHOP journey. Plus, we get visited by our old friend GQ. 

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you di...

Now that the Wonka Rapture has occured, we wanted to let you all know the plans for the podcast going forward. After listening to these absolutely RIVETING logistics, head on over to the bonus episode we dropped on the feed today that compiles some of the best of our Wonka Watch News segment!

Heres the TLDL (To Long, Didn't Listen):

• Wonka Watch, and our future podcasting endeavors, will henceforth be a podcast posting every ot...

So, Wonka Watch is officially biweekly and this is our first week off. But do not fret! This week we have a special recap episode of some of the worst/best (but mostly worst) pieces of news that Felicia dug up in her daily Wonka digest. For more info on the state of the podcast and all those boring logistics, check out the announcement episode we dropped on the feed today! As a reward for listening to that, bask in the sweet sounds...

So now that we've finally seen the film, it's time for us to go back through the absolute dumpster fire truck-load of predictions we've made over the past two years. THE RECKONING HAS ARRIVED!!!!

If you have any tips or opinions on the predictions we weren't sure about, feel free to let us know either on Instagram or over email!

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawat...

TWO LONG YEARS IN THE MAKING AND THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME! The literal ocean tried to stop us but WE PERSISTED. Our experience of watching the film was unlinke anything we could have imagined, so take a listen to us processing this once in a lifetime experience. 

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn'...

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).

Cover Art by Reilly Branson:  https://www.instagram.com/

As we all know, Wonka Scholars are fashionistas, which is why we’ve prepared our hot takes on the Wonka premiere red carpet looks! Also included in this episode is more zoo footage revelations (would you try to milk a tiger?), new Wonka candies, Chef Wonka Guichon, and the latest Wonka news.

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (i...

HOW MANY THINGS ARE GETTING MILKED IN THIS FILM??? GIRAFFES? CLOWNS? WHAT'S NEXT IN WILLY'S MILKING RAMPAGE???? IS ANYONE SAFE????

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee...

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).

Cover Art by Reilly Branson:  https://www.instagram.com/

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).

Cover Art by Reilly Branson:  https://www.instagram.com/

Paul King says one sentence in an interview and we have to arrange our whole week around it. This is our fate and our task for this week was to watch the french film Delicatessen which Paul King is apparently attempting to homage with Wonka. It was surprisingly educational!

This podcast was recorded during the SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist.

To keep up-to-date on all thi...