Dear Earth, I'm Really Sorry

Josh, Agnes and Sunan search for an antidote to The Stuff, but so far "Josh Juice" is not exactly working. There's been some movement! Just.... mostly intestinal. When Dr. Amazing swings in with a trade—the secret to shutting down UltraLife in exchange for Amazing Labs—Agnes reluctantly accepts his deal.

But of course his "simple solution" is more complicated than promised. There's a crackerj...

The truth about UltraWater and the dolphins comes out and it is... not good. Very not good.

But while Josh, Sunan and Agnes race to stop Dyson Plexis and his evil plans, Frankie's in UltraLife drinking the KoolAid. And discovering that she's nobody's Tamagotchi, she's not a girlfriend, or a sister. She's a god.

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Agnes and Ethel—sorry, Frankie! Frankie in Ethel's body!—go on a real date in the real world but it doesn't exactly go as planned.

Josh and Sunan, on the other hand, have a super fun best friend date involving snickerdoodles and a bobsled. But then they discover something less fun... imprisoned dolphins. What is Dyson Plexis up to?

Well, he's getting Frankie back in UltraLife, for one thing. Fresh o...

PlexiCorp has it all: a charismatic CEO, a top-of-the-line soundscape, beers on tap, shambling zombie workers fresh off a triple shift... and The Stuff. It's an energy drink, happiness approximator, and all around tasty beverage. It might also control minds but don't worry about it.

Josh and Sunan come to Agnes' rescue, but not before she makes some decisions she might regret. And back home at Amazing Labs,...

Frankie and Agnes are having a hard time dating in UltraLife - turns out, it's not easy to have a relationship when one of you only exists in a video game! Frankie resolves to find a real body and get out of UltraLife, and Josh is going to help her whether he likes it or not.

Meanwhile, Dyson and Dr. Amazing plot their world takeover. And Dyson reveals something shocking (and extremely weird) about himself. Plot twist...

Dad is back! But he's a little peeved to learn that Agnes has taken over his company and begins plotting a teeny tiny bit of revenge.

Meanwhile, Josh and Agnes finally find Frankie in UltraLife. She's got an Identity situation on her hands but Agnes promises to find a way to bring her back in the real world... and save the Amazing Labs... and save the dolphins. No biggie!

Finally, Dyson Plexis makes a de...

After nearly destroying the world a few months ago, things are looking up at Amazing Labs! Sort of.

Agnes clashes with new tech billionaire Dyson Plexis - Dyson's the head of PlexiCorp, the company behind the hit VR game UltraLife, and damn does he look good in a cable-knit sweater. Desperate for some leadership tips, Agnes turns to an unlikely source of advice... Dr. Amazing? Nothing could possibly go wrong.

This is the final episode of Skulls & Treasure! Today: a sparkling mummy, a breakthrough, a daring heist, a spinning wall of knives, and new beginnings.

Skulls & Treasure is written, directed, and edited by Amy Thorstenson. Starring Amy Thorstenson, Clinton Roper Elledge, Martin Lovell, Kitten McCreery, Eduardo de los Reyes, Toni Maddocks, and Pin Young.

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In today’s episode: an ancient pyramid, rock bottom, hallucinogenic tea, and Missy Christopherson’s bottle cap jewelry.

Skulls & Treasure is written, directed, and edited by Amy Thorstenson. Starring Amy Thorstenson, Clinton Roper Elledge, Martin Lovell, Pramila Murphy, Joel Orbach, Luke Rampersad, Eduardo de los Reyes, Toni Maddocks, and Aaryan Singh Solanki.

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In today’s episode: Norwegian giants, a tooth from the Buddha, tasers, and scary Russian antiquities dealers with surprisingly progressive views on mental health.

Skulls & Treasure is written, directed, and edited by Amy Thorstenson. Starring Amy Thorstenson, Clinton Roper Elledge, Martin Lovell, Kitten McCreery, Pramila Murphy, Luke Rampersad, Joel Orbach, Toni Maddocks, Vince Burnard and Simen Lindhagen.

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In today’s episode: Mayan temples, exploding caves, unhelpful therapists, infuriating tech bros, and a pool full of sharks.

Skulls & Treasure is written, directed, and edited by Amy Thorstenson. Starring Amy Thorstenson, Clinton Roper Elledge, Martin Lovell, Kitten McCreery, Pramila Murphy, Chad Eschman, Luke Rampersad, Eduardo de los Reyes, Joel Orbach, and Pin Young.

Theme song by Casey Bushmaker. You can vi...

Hey everyone! This is Amy, the producer of Dear Earth, I'm Really Sorry, and this month I'm excited to share another fun podcast I've been working on. Dear Earth, I'm Really Sorry IS coming back (stay tuned!) but I wanted to give you another action-packed story to listen to in the meantime.

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As Nature’s Children breaks down the door, the Amazing team races to find a fix to the whole… nanobots turning everyone into helpless babies… thing.

Will they save the world? Will Josh grow up? Will Frankie and Agnes finally admit their love? Will everyone survive the day? Most importantly, is “jetpack” one word or two? All this and more in the season finale of “Dear Earth, I’m Really Sorry.”

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Well, things aren’t great. Agnes is a spy, Frankie’s becoming a big human blob, Josh has finally lost it, and everyone on Earth is about to turn into a helpless baby.

But maybe our heroes can still save the day. And maybe, just maybe, someone will finally get a real apology.

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Welcome to the Convention Of Inventions For Tomorrow Today!

Things are looking up for Amazing Labs as Josh finally invents something that works (!) while Agnes and Frankie go on an adorable date to a genetically-engineered petting zoo. But Ethel and Nature’s Children are about to drop the bombshell of the century…

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Josh’s issues with his dad (and a certain fast food restaurant) make things at Amazing Labs even worse. Meanwhile, Frankie finds the courage to ask out Agnes, but it… does not go as planned.

In a burst of inspiration, Josh invents a device that spills the beans on what everyone really thinks. Absolute honesty - what could go wrong?

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Turns out Agnes has been hiding a dangerous secret from her new friends. Uh-oh. Meanwhile, Josh unwisely resurrects an old invention in the hopes of reaching the one person who could fix all of his problems… Dad.

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Team Amazing hires an assistant to keep Josh on task. Agnes is practically perfect in every way, and even better, there’s an undeniable spark between her and Frankie. Could this be the start of something beautiful?

For a brief shining moment, things at Amazing Labs seem… good? Under control?

Cue disaster in T minus 3… 2… 1…

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