Nuzzle House
A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature, debate things and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.
Episodes
We learn:
- The cat butlers are becoming destructive
- St. John is trying to make Jane a kind of pastors-wife/slave
- St. John doesn’t let money get in the way of his being a dick
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
We learn:
- Jane is going out of her way to make sure everyone knows she's a ‘cool’ rich person
- The butler cats are taking over a town
- St. John isn’t being very appreciative for a guy who’s supposed to get her money
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We learn:
- There’s a hobo on my train
- Jane is rich!
- She’s going to pay people to love her
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We learn:
- Jane selflessly decides to cultivate love when she can’t do it for herself.
- I get to promote a horror movie called “Crack” about an ASMR chiropractor coming out on Screamify later this year.
- I didn’t get paid to promote “Crack”. I’m just doing it because they’re not spam - and I’m supporting the little guy.
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We learn:
- Mr. St. John has WANTS
- We get caught in a rain storm
- Jane is still worked into a lather over her old turd
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We learn:
- On the run with the Beverly Hillbillies car
- Jane finally finds people don’t want something from her
- We outrun the cops!
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We learn:
- We Steal the car from the “Beverly Hillbillies”
- The people helping Jane keep calling her ugly
- WE STOLE THE CAR FROM THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES
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We learn:
- Jane hits the road
- I pick up a hitch hiker
- We ditch the hitch hiker and I study up on the history of this book
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We learn:
- This is the longest chapter on earth. I had to break it into two parts
- Rochester spends the whole chapter recapping what we already know from his point of view- like
- We’re living out of a car for a while
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We learn:
- I found a void room. It was fine.
- Jane gets married, but finds out the weirdo in the house is her husbands wife
- I think I can take a crap in the void and it’s going to work out fine for me
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We learn:
- We go to the attic for privacy from the perverts that own this mansion
- Jane thinks she sees a vampire
- The attic is full of ghosts who love shitty bands
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We learn:
- I’ve discovered a place to hide in this mansion- but it’s creepy
- Jane is negging Rochester, and its working
- There were a few questionable words used in this book, some of them REALLY questionable
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We learn:
- RoCheSteR is still a manipulative jerk. He’s not even hot enough to make it worth it
- my “relatives” have finally left the house, but they drugged my food
- RoCheSteR finally proposes after playing games with the other woman in his life
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We learn:
- Jane is fed up with her old people
- I got a letter from relatives saying I can live in their mansion
- my relatives are perverts
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We learn:
- Jane is threatening to get a new job and Rochester is being a controlling jerk about it
- I can’t find a new place to live, so I’m still at the rented mansion
- Mrs. Reed would rather keep a kid around to hate- than send her off to someone else who wanted her.
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We learn:
- Renting a mansion for a night sucks
- Rochester does a crap-load of gaslighting on Jane
- What is with having a crazed murderer in your house and trying to get everyone to be cool with it?
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We learn:
- I don’t have a home anymore
- Rochester plays ‘pranks’ apparently
- I don’t have home insurance
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We learn:
- They play charades with WHOLE COSTUMES and everything
- I LOVE snausages
- The mansion is on fire
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We learn:
- My cat-servants are FINE
- Jane is really jealous of Rochesters guests- and they’re ALL UGLY
- One of the cats has a gun
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We learn:
- Rochester took off to hang out with hot rich people
- Jane gets REALLY weird about it
- You’re jealous that I have kids
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