Your friends from Forks, Washington (turns out it's real??) are back and they're ready to finish talking about the second half of the movie "Twilight"! The gang discusses Funyuns, Baseball and 'The Venom' as Bella begins to be pursued by Teen Vogue Vampire and Stink Fan, James. How the heck is she gonna get out of this one?! And should we even care???? WHO KNOWS!!! Listen to find out!!!

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What's that, boy?! You're saying it's time for a new episode of your favorite Twilight watch-along podcast, "Live Free, Twi Hard"?! And you can't stop sniffing the asses of Your Boys?! What a good dog!! That's right! Your favorite freakos are back and this time....the moon is New. This, of course, means that on this episode, the gang is taking a look at the first half of Twilight: New Moon. The movie where Bella screams a lot and E...

Awwwooooo!!!! What's up, Big Dogs? Your favorite stinky kids are back with part two of their dive into Twilight: New Moon! Soooo much happens in this movie, guys!!! Jacob runs! Edward shows nips! Alice drives! Bella fucking sucks!! What more could you ask for?! Maybe a better movie? Probably! ANYWAY, enjoy the episode!

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Y'all aren't gonna believe this but it turns out they made ANOTHER Twilight movie???? This one is called "Eclipse" and we decided that we should probably watch this one too. Your hosts discuss how significantly more shit Jacob sucks in this movie, Michael's Favorite Mommy gets a special new segment, Jameson keeps talking like a cowboy (like Jasper??) and Charlie does ASMR mouth sound crimes. PLEASE ENJOY OUR FIFTH EPISODE!!!!

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WHAT'S UP STINKY PEOPLE!!! Your overly supportive friends are back and they are finally going to finish talking about the second half of Twilight: Eclipse! Hooray! Gary and Charlie finally learn what the heck is so darn weird about this movie and also how Jasper loves the confederacy! So quirky! Lesbian dive kicks ensure, Bella gets delivered like an italiano pizza pie!!! A lot of things happen!! Don't get cold feet ;-) d...

HEY WE'RE STILL A PODCAST!!! AND THERE ARE STILL MORE OF THESE MOVIES APPARENTLY??? Welcome back to Live Free, Twi Hard: Your favorite Wedding Movie Watch-Along Podcast!!! On this episode, we watch the wedding of this freaky-ass couple who are into eating chicken bones and standing in the ocean naked. Their names are Bella and Edward and it's time for them to Have Lots And Lots Of Sex! Please enjoy our most vampire-cum-fi...

OH GOD there's a whole other half of this movie!!! Shit!!! Anyway, HEY it's your favorite little guys and we are BACK to finish talking about the movie "Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 1". The second half is somehow crunchier and more uncomfortable than the first half and that is really saying something because the first half was filled with vampy sex and wedding shit. PLEASE ENJOY THIS EPISODE OF OUR PODCAST!!!

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HOOOOOOO BOY GUYS WE ARE FINALLY AT THE HOME STRETCH!!!

Please just us, your favorite idiots, as we begin our final descent - the first half of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2. If you were worried that there wasn't gonna be any fucking in this one, please do not worry because there is definitely plenty of gross fucking and also MORTY WON'T STOP GROWING??? SHIT!!!! LET'S SEE HOW IT GOES!!

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GOOD NEWS Y'ALL WE DON'T HAVE TO WATCH TWILIGHT ANYMORE!!!!!! Please enjoy our finale where we discuss the final moments of Breaking Dong: part 2! There is lots of running, the Avatar shows up and the baby is still fucking ugly and bad!!

Thank you all for listening to our silly little show! We will be back in the near future with an Epilogue episode covering the Twilight Motion Picture Soundtracks!! And as for what's next...