Net Positive with John Crist

Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative

Episodes

Jesus, Moonpies & Rocky Top (w/ Emily Ann Roberts)

October 14, 2026 • 89 mins

Outfits gone wrong, doing bar shows as a kid, wild meet and greet stories, and getting a misdemeanor… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Get $10 off your first order at https://ponchooutdoors.com/NETPOSITIVE when you enter your email. ZOCDOC: Taking care of your health just got easier &n...

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The Solution (w/ Josiah Queen)

October 7, 2026 • 76 mins

Bible names, Winter Jam, Christian mosh pits, and exposing the car wash industry… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS RIDGE: Get 10% off your entire order by going to https://Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE #RidgePod AG1: Go to https://drinkag1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG...

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Devout White

September 30, 2026 • 75 mins

The evolution of technology, sympathy for machines, talk time, group chats, and belt loops… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://Ro...

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Causes Aside

September 23, 2026 • 82 mins

Ed Sheeran bands, smoke shops, Gen Z in business, and guy solutions… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS LADDER: Use https://ladder.fit/NETPOSITIVE and get a free 7-day trial with NO credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join. PONCHO: Get $10 off your first order at https://ponchooutdo...

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No Time For Crime

September 16, 2026 • 72 mins

Going to the fair, asking people questions, being a server, and speaker phone breakfast… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS COWBOY COLOSTRUM: For a limited time, our listeners get up to 25% off their entire order, just head to https://cowboycolostrum.com/netpositive and use code NETPOSITIVE at chec...

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Chasing Chaos (w/ Marty Smith)

September 9, 2026 • 101 mins

The Lane Kiffin saga, interviewing the world's best athletes, breaking bad news, and why we love sports… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Get $10 off your first order at https://ponchooutdoors.com/NETPOSITIVE when you enter your email. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don...

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Stolen Sermons (w/ Andy Stanley)

September 2, 2026 • 98 mins

All things church, John’s desire to preach, making fun of pastors, and being graded on potential not against others… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS COWBOY COLOSTRUM: For a limited time, our listeners get up to 25% off their entire order, just head to https://cowboycolostrum.com/netp...

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Don’t Let Them

August 26, 2026 • 67 mins

Let them theory, hanging flags, everyone is rooting for you, and best/worst names for guys… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS LADDER: Use https://ladder.fit/NETPOSITIVE and get a free 7-day trial with NO credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join. MARS MEN: For a limited time, ...

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Pat Pat

August 19, 2026 • 72 mins

Ice cream shops, college rush, mean teachers, and things that don’t work… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BRUNT: Get $10 off at BRUNT with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/NETPOSITIVE and enter THE BRUNT POTTY OF GOLD SWEEPSTAKES for your chance to win $50,000. No pu...

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Laughter Is Medicine (w/ RFK Jr.)

August 12, 2026 • 73 mins

No, this is not AI… the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., joined us on the pod… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS COWBOY COLOSTRUM: For a limited time, our listeners get up to 25% off their entire order, just head to https://cowboycolostrum.com/netpositive ...

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Watch My Stuff

August 5, 2026 • 89 mins

Back to school, walking distances, defending boomers, summer camp for adults, and airport stealing… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS RIDGE: Get 10% off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge’s Annual Sweepstakes by going to https://Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE #RidgePod NO PURCHASE N...

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The First 48

July 29, 2026 • 74 mins

Empty houses, Savannah Bananas, the most embarrassing apps, Gen Z’s new problem… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Get $10 off your first order at https://ponchooutdoors.com/NETPOSITIVE when you enter your email. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use....

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July 22, 2026 • 81 mins

Trump at the World Cup, vacation content, the worst states, and a Waymo intervention… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS LADDER: Use https://ladder.fit/NETPOSITIVEand get a free 7-day trial with NO credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join. ZOCDOC: Taking care of your health just got...

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Trigger Town (w/ Brantley Gilbert)

July 15, 2026 • 95 mins

Speedos on the beach, bar fights, a burning tour bus, and writing country music hits… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AMERICAN FINANCING: No upfront fees. No pressure. Call American Financing today. (866) 890-4844 or https://AmericanFinancing.net/NetPositive. Disclaimer: NMLS #182334...

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Citizenship Red Card

July 8, 2026 • 73 mins

America 250, women gambling, snapping pics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MARS MEN: For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com AMERICAN FINANCING: No upfront fees. No pressure. Call American Financing t...

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Old Intern

July 1, 2026 • 95 mins

Solving your workplace problems… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE AMERICAN FINANCING: No upfront fees. No pressure. Call American Financing today. (866) 890-4844 or AmericanFinanc...

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2:15 in the Philippines

June 24, 2026 • 74 mins

World Cup, seatbelts, instagram gremlins, apple or fig … On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUELAND: Get 30% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with prom...

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Speaking American

June 17, 2026 • 76 mins

Type 2 fun, judging, changing our language, and The Bible Diet… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS SAMFORD UNIVERSITY: Samford is a leading nationally ranked Christian university renowned for excellence, small enough to foster intentional connections, big enough to offer robust opportunities and...

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Line Leader (w/ Sadie Robertson Huff)

June 10, 2026 • 75 mins

Praying for Justin Bieber, a 9 on the ACT, kindergarten line leaders, and being canceled by Beyoncé… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1: Go to https://drinkag1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a ...

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White Collar Hookah

June 3, 2026 • 83 mins

America 250, stalking, being polite to AI, and calling animal control… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE HYDRATION: Real ingredients. Real hydration. Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% off at https://curehydration.com BRUNT: Go to https://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to g...

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Net Positive with John Crist

Episodes

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Devout White

Causes Aside

No Time For Crime

Chasing Chaos (w/ Marty Smith)

Stolen Sermons (w/ Andy Stanley)

Don’t Let Them

*Pat Pat*

Laughter Is Medicine (w/ RFK Jr.)

Watch My Stuff

The First 48

aw tysm

Trigger Town (w/ Brantley Gilbert)

Citizenship Red Card

Old Intern

2:15 in the Philippines

Speaking American

Line Leader (w/ Sadie Robertson Huff)

White Collar Hookah

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