Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
Episodes
July 8, 2025 • 81 mins
Crazy CFB fans, unroastable sports teams, the McAfee Effect, and the legendary Lee Corso… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Kn...
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June 25, 2025 • 79 mins
John’s Tonight Night Show Experience, being reposted by Trump, cargo pockets, armed DoorDash driver, and cemetery speculation… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, I...
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June 18, 2025 • 67 mins
Tiers of comedy, redneck projects, a bad family tattoo, and discussing if gingers are black… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Gr...
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June 11, 2025 • 91 mins
Trump vs Elon, Key and Peele vs Dave Chappelle, Mobile Scanner Jeans, and a new Tinder feature… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - ...
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June 9, 2025 • 73 mins
Burping during a comedy set, one time fans, what moms do all day, and how to deal with crying babies in public… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawasse...
Mark as Played
May 28, 2025 • 97 mins
You sent in questions about parenting, and we answered them… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4...
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May 22, 2025 • 82 mins
Pastors with props, making new friends, and answering fan questions… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH...
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May 14, 2025 • 110 mins
Praying before shows, cussing in songs, christian frats, breakfast routines… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayt...
Mark as Played
May 8, 2025 • 69 mins
A new conspiracy theory, men’s heights vs women’s weights, and stay at home salaries… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3...
Mark as Played
April 30, 2025 • 74 mins
Sliding in the real life draft, the Christian Mel Kiper, baby showers, Jesus is the standard, … On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 -...
Mark as Played
April 23, 2025 • 74 mins
Katy Perry goes to space, our new race car, and our big plans for this summer… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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April 16, 2025 • 67 mins
Rory memes, Trump at church, financing Coachella, and what you can and can’t finance… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
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April 9, 2025 • 78 mins
Christian tornados, the best sports naps, racist activities, political vows, and praying for Tesla… On the net, it’s a positive.
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632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensaco...
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April 2, 2025 • 67 mins
Stage names, uncool encores, vocal rest, and Outback… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, N...
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March 26, 2025 • 75 mins
Financing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 -...
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March 19, 2025 • 101 mins
Predicting the 2028 Election, drinking for lent, the two kinds of debates, and starting a cult … On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt L...
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March 12, 2025 • 83 mins
Satan’s algorithm, Bible guns, a booze-free bar, and moms are fake busy?… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Oma...
Mark as Played
March 5, 2025 • 104 mins
Consuming sea salt before a workout, the college dropout spectrum, shirt ripping tips, and letting your friends know you have a manager… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/...
Mark as Played
February 26, 2025 • 91 mins
Mountain Dew conspiracies, not having that app, feet up topics, and judging your explore pages… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt La...
Mark as Played
February 19, 2025 • 91 mins
What makes a good country concert, not having social media, going to hair school, and John’s failed business idea… On the net, it’s a positive.
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SEND US DECOR:
Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, C...
Mark as Played
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