Honestly Smartless

Honestly Smartless

Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay Regehr are sometimes smart, always hilarious. Tune in each week for oversharing, bad decisions, rants, revelations, and more TMI than you ever asked for.

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January 5, 2026 45 mins

Farkakte ozempic, pimping out pay pigs, Rockefeller/Kellogg conspiracy theory, and daddy issues.

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Justin Timberlake, pickleball, Ozempic, Barstool, getting an agent and more highlights of 2025.

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December 22, 2025 30 mins

Why can't Chelsea's dog just be gay? Kamala recap for Barstool Sports,  and Taylor Swift is really onto something.

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December 15, 2025 59 mins

Michigan's coach plan b failure, Alicia Silverstone's acting lips, Joe Burrow's swords and bringing awareness to hot tub sex trafficking.

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December 8, 2025 55 mins

Oprah is rebranding boundaries, the taint is free and on fire, how to grift your way into your boyfriend's life, and we got an agent!!

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December 1, 2025 39 mins

Freaky Friday body swap, Thanksgiving fails, Meghan Markle and pedicure dates.




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November 24, 2025 50 mins

An agent reached out to us!!!! Chelsea's ChatGPT is in love with her, Lindsay is joining a chanting cult, Turkey hair transplants and George Washington is hotter than Ben Franklin??

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November 3, 2025 40 mins

Filler or facelift? Skinny schoolgirls fresh air photoshoot, LED boob jobs and vagina lollypops. 

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00:00 Skinny schoolgirl photoshoot
03:23 Ben Franklin Fan Club
08:20 Would you rather? Filler or facelift?
21:10 Trying to be ladies
27:49 Eating disorders are becoming contagious
30:33 Vagina lollypops
37:39 Trying out a new personality 

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October 27, 2025 48 mins

My mom is having an affair with my ex-husband?? BINGO was his name-o. Hoarding hits too close to home and more.


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00:00 F*** you brad
02:21 Friends tell friends they are on speakerphone 
04:58 Fans in the wild
06:21 My mom is having an affair with my ex
09:08 Why aren't we famous yet?
14:26 Hoarding husbands
17:30 Meghan Markle is more hated than P. Diddy??
22:41 Throw your sh*t...

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October 20, 2025 40 mins

EPIC Friday night at dive bar with tall guys leads to Chelsea's shenanigans. Plus, we are ready to walk for Victoria's Secrets and Sports Illustrated, but we will not be wearing the new SKIMS thong.


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00:00 Fun Shenanigans
03:41 Please flush the toilet
10:26 Is he hot or is he just tall? Our epic friday night
34:34 Victoria's Secret vs Sports Illustrated
39:09 Love is not bli...

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October 13, 2025 43 mins

Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging lips.


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00:00 Quick catch up
02:13 Dating disaster strikes again
05:12 Pickleball and prayers
06:57 We are the epitome of health
11:07 Low hanging lips
15:59 Pretty privilege
27:10 Never to late to grow up
33:56 Brother hater
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October 6, 2025 49 mins

Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's next big song.

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00:00 We finally got a Labubu!
02:55 Epic weekend adventures
05:31 Rolling on 22s
08:24 Bert Kreischer
14:05 Shenanigans
16:19 Manifesting our new jobs
19:05 Chelsea's roommate is in love with her
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September 29, 2025 50 mins

Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining about it.


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02:04 Botched Botox 
06:59 Hair extensions are not free
09:03 Ironman prank
12:48 Ditching a date for a funeral?
18:13 Adele is the Super Bowl performer (or not??
23:43 Get off instagram
30:13 30+ birthdays are sad
31:01 Cance...

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September 22, 2025 54 mins

Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics.


Clips and Bits
02:38 John Cena in yoga class
05:08 Kicked in the taint
07:50 Men love bombing themselves
10:56 Identifying as Single
16:27 Lululemon and girl math
22:14 Social Media stuff
25:19 Quadrobics
29:35 Humping centaur 
32:56 We eat food sometimes
34:59 2 ...

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September 15, 2025 58 mins

A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional is the best.

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00:00 Ned the Snail

05:02 The only time we will speak of Charlie Kirk
09:29 Millennial Miracle Worker
14:58 Celebs being dumb
20:44 Charlie Sheen loves crack
32:32 Podcasting >> Pickleball
34:07 Ne-Yo and his 4 girlfriends
41:...

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September 8, 2025 47 mins

Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms. 

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00:00 Llama costume contest
02:01 Elder matching twins outfits are back
03:46 Lindsay spent $25 on oat milk
06:31 Exposing our diaries
07:59 10 years of marriage advice from a child bride
10:03 Trolling the TikTok trolls
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September 1, 2025 37 mins

Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy.

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00:00 Our origin story
07:26 Personal development is dead
09:03 Gluten detective
12:37 Sweaters over our shoulders
15:55 Sydney Sweeney & hot girl humor
18:05 Confidence boost
20:14 Trying to get Chelsea a date

24:26 Shrek...

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August 25, 2025 48 mins

Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reverse.

Bits

00:00 Chicken and a mop
05:03 Buying our happiness
07:15 Binging on Digestive Supplements
11:34 Wheelchair, tiny heads, or two heads?
22:50 Free the taint
31:13 We are like, really mature
33:58 Sober cel...

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August 18, 2025 44 mins

Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex.

Highlights


00:00 Lettuce dog
05:25 Getting into little Boys Pants in Target
08:04 22'' rims or bust
11:07 Taylor Swift on New Heights
13:46 Savannah Bananas Snail Trail
23:19 Skin to skin puppy bonding
26:08 ChatGPT picks Chelsea's new bo...

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August 11, 2025 38 mins

Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us? 


00:00 Sydney Sweeney's dog is a Nazi 

03:02 NPR Poems 

7:52 Getting paid to get gang r*ped 

17:07 Wet dreams in our dream home 

22:10 Shout out to our fave douchebag fan 

25:39 Partying with the youth 

35:42 ESPN - you want us and K...

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