No! But Seriously: Let Me Explain…

Strap in, because this episode of No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain… is like emotional turbulence with a side of laughter, truth bombs, and that “dang… that’s me” moment you’ll hit replay for. We’re tearing into the real difference between a man who shows up and a grown-ass adult who acts like a toddler with a beard. This ain’t surface‑level relationship talk. We’re talking accountability, ego management, emotional presence, and wh...

🎭 Ever notice how your voice changes depending on the room?

How your posture shifts at work?

How your laugh gets quieter… or your opinions disappear entirely?

That’s not coincidence—that’s survival psychology.

In this raw, funny, and uncomfortably real episode of No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain…, we dive headfirst into the shadows of the mind—where code switching, masking, racism, neurodivergence, and identity displacement collide.

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They told us slavery was just chains and whips. That’s a lie.

In this episode of No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain…, we break down the part of American history they rushed past, watered down, or skipped entirely, the part where slavery wasn’t just labor, but ritualized humiliation, calculated breeding, legal child theft, and generational psychological warfare.

Prepare to delve into the grim realities of breeding farms, where human li...

Welcome back to No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain…, the podcast where curiosity stays loud and critical thinking refuses to sit quietly in cute corners.

In today’s episode, we’re unpacking one of the most uncomfortable conversations people love to avoid: Do you think school was designed to educate you?

Think again. This episode "No Thinkers Required: Why the System Works Better When You Don’t Question It" dives deep into the hidden b...

Some people get triggered by a tone.

Some people get triggered by a pause.

Some people get triggered by nothing and somehow make it your fault anyway.

In this episode of No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain…, we’re breaking down the difference between healed and unhealed people, why offense is often a trauma response, and why love with an unhealed person feels less like romance and more like emotional CrossFit.

We’ll laugh, we’ll side-ey...

If you’ve ever been told you’re “too much,” “too quiet,” “too intense,” or mysteriously had people switch up once you stopped explaining yourself… then yeah, this episode is for you.

In this unapologetic, laugh-out-loud, soul-activating episode of No! But Seriously: Let Me Explain…, we’re breaking down what dark feminine energy really is and why it has people clutching their pearls, stalking your socials, and suddenly “missing the o...

You think you know heartbreak? Nah... buckle up, because this episode of No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain… is about to serve the full uncut tea on what happens when a man carries all three toxic traits at once: the ego-heavy playa energy, the immature manipulator mind games, and the emotional baggage of an unhealed hurt boy.

We’re talking “fake detachment, public flirting, imaginary rebounds, gaslighting, emotional chaos” the kind...

In this thought-provoking episode on No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain…, we delve into the uncomfortable truths surrounding Thanksgiving, a holiday shrouded in myth and glossed over with narratives of gratitude and family. “Turkey, Lies & Genocide: The Truth Behind Why Your Plate Is Heavier Than You Think,” invites listeners to challenge their understanding of this widely celebrated day.

Join us as we explore the real history b...

In this explosive episode of No! But Seriously: Let Me Explain…, La La DàVie peels back the filter, the fantasy, and the foolishness to bring you the raw truth about independence, relationships, emotional control, financial readiness, and the traps young women fall into when they depend on the wrong people for the wrong reasons.

We’re diving deep into everything they don’t teach you at home, in school, or on social media:

✨ The REAL ...

In this episode, we’re diving deep into credit building... the smart, low-risk, and powerful way to raise your score without going broke or playing into predatory finance. We unpack tools like Self Financial (formerly Self Lender), Credit Strong, Kikoff, StellarFi, and Grow Credit in which each one giving you a strategic path to building or repairing credit with minimal risk and real long-term impact.

Here’s what we cover:

• How Se...

Ladies, let’s talk about the performance of perfection. You know... when a man responds instantly, says “Grand Rising, beautiful” every day like it’s part of his job description, and seems like he’s straight out of the boyfriend handbook. But then — poof — that version of him mysteriously vanishes once he’s “got” you.

In this episode, we’re breaking down conquest mode vs. genuine connection, how to spot the difference, and why so ma...

Welcome to another episode of No! But Seriously: Let Me Explain…the podcast that serves up the truth with a side of sass and a sprinkle of sarcasm. I’m your host, La La DàVie, and today, we’re diving into the scandalous world of hormones and love with an episode that’s hotter than your ex’s new girlfriend’s Instagram feed. Buckle up, because this is “Hormones, Hustle & Heartstrings: The Vasopressin Effect Explained!”

You know th...

Hey, cosmic family! It’s your girl La La DàVie, and today we’re diving deep into a topic that’ll have your mind doing backflips. Forget the bars and chains, because the real prison is made of paperwork, birth certificates, and a whole lot of red tape. Ever thought about how your birth certificate is basically your first booking sheet into a life of corporate servitude? Or how your Social Security Number isn’t just a number, but you...

Welcome, luminous souls, to No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain…. In this episode, we’re diving into three sacred tools like crystals, sage, and tarot cards and turning the tables on fear-based narratives that label them as “evil” or “dark.” Spoiler: they’re not. They’re neutral vessels. It’s the intention behind them that defines what they truly become.

We’ll explore how these instruments have been mis-understood and mis-used, and ho...

You ever see a glowing, incense-scented goddess with her aura lit up like the Vegas strip and think, “Yup… that’s my dream woman”?

Well buckle up, boo... because today we’re going to talk about why dating a highly spiritual woman isn’t the soft, sage-smelling fantasy you thought it was. Spoiler alert: this isn’t Netflix and chill. This is Netflix, cry, pray, journal, apologize to your inner child, then maybe chill.

From the differenc...

God Wasn’t a Man, the Fruit Wasn’t Sin, and the Church Ain’t the Plug

What if everything you were taught about Adam and Eve was backwards?

✨What if the serpent was sacred, the fruit was a portal, and Eve wasn’t the villain, but the divine feminine daring to awaken? 👁️

In this explosive episode of No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain, La La DàVie peels back the layers of colonized religion to reveal the spiritual truth hidden in plain si...

In this eye-opening episode, we’re diving deep into the emotional, psychological, and energetic shifts that happen to a woman based on who she’s with. Is she really anxious, or is she reacting to dishonesty? Is she controlling, or is she tired of parenting a grown man? Is her independence empowering or is it survival?

We explore how a woman’s behavior is often a mirror of the energy she’s receiving in her relationship. From feeling ...

In this raw and soul-stirring episode, we dive deep into the unspoken struggles many couples face: how two people from completely different emotional backgrounds can ever hope to build a lasting love without first understanding each other’s wounds.

We unpack how speaking harshly over your relationship plants seeds of destruction, why honest conversations about your upbringing are essential for true connection, and why teaching your ...

Think soul ties are just some woo-woo fairy tale? Think again. In this episode, we’re snatching the pretty bow off “casual connections” and exposing the very real, very messy contracts you might be unknowingly signing every time you share your energy. From pair-bonding with people who mirror your deepest wounds to stacking up karmic debt like unpaid credit cards, we’re breaking down how casual flings can leave you spiritually bankr...