Seacrest Got to Do the Dodgers' Game Call and It'll Make You LOL

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Episode Transcript

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All right, a Granddame mac Millerhere seacrest with you in the morning.

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The gangs isn't any may gray thismorning, sun, this afternoon, highs
in the mid sixties. If youlike today, it's gonna be like this
well into the week. I don'tlove it, but okay, Ryan's Roses
seven forty. Let me tell youshe saw a very sweet Mother's Day card
in her husband's drawer. But Mother'sDay came and went and she never got

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it. She looked again and itwas gone. That happens, It goes
to his maybe his mom or anotherwoman. Okay, that's what she thinks.
He's got another mother in his lifeor no woman that has that is
a mother that is dark. Well, what it's Ryan's Roses. She's not

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writing to us because she's happy.I get it right, But yeah,
it's crazy. Then her mind wentthere, Well, maybe are there other
things here too? Seven forty we'llget into that. Do you have a
Dodger hat for every shirt color youown? Kind of yes, I do,

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because she's in her khaki beige onetoday. I have like a black
one, all black Dodger hat,and then I have um one that's like
all white I believe, and thenthe regular blue one. Like I was
at the stadium and I had aDodger dog and I you, I think

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we're gonna post it you. Ohgod, you got to. You got
to kick off a game not toolong ago day I did, it's time
for Dodger baseball. I got.Is that how you said? Do it
like time for Dodger baseball? Isn'tthat what the guy sounds like? Yeah,
you mean Scully, who's legendary.Yeah, but they let somebody every

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game that is so cool that yougot to do that, and you know
he's in the crowd tom My oldstage manager from the Live from the Red
Carpet at em Uh you know whatI was not. I'm not. I
don't get nervous for stuff like this. Yeah I was because so many people

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said, you gotta say it right, You've got to do this. There's
gotta be a huge echo. Don'tlet that throw you off. It almost
did all of that stuff. Myheart was pounding. Yeah. I was
like out there for five minutes waitingfor my queue and you just said it
one time, right, it's timefor Dutch basal poem done. Yeah,
It's like you can't mess it upwell, hut and had a dog.
Yeah, I stayed watch dog.Anyway, I had a dog, and

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uh, I forgot David is goingto post this because he thinks it's funny.
But who's in our social media worldhere? Anyway? I forgot to
under I was talking to the cameralike the phone and selfie style, and
I didn't unwrap the aluminum all theway and I bit the aluminum and I
spit it out, and he's like, oh, that's really funny. We
should post that. I'm like,oh, okay, yeah, raw,

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we want to see the unbarnedly likevibrated your whole body. And I was
a Dodger fan actually walked up tome and said what's up around and fed
me a nacho in my mouth.Wow, friendly people were getting get people
are getting friendly. I'm telling yougood Dodgers all right. So they beat

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the Twins the day I was there, big big win. All right?
What do we got? Eight hundredfive to one or two seven? Looking
for Clarissa. Hi, Clarissa,thanks so much for calling. How are
you? I'm good? How areyou guys? What we're doing? Well?
Thank you for reaching out. Iknow it took you a while.
To get through here. But Iwas telling Tani and Sissany that for summer
I got some new trimmers at Writeeight and I trimmed down my leg and

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arm hairs. And they thought thatthat's just not a good idea. And
whoever I'm going to be, youknow first, well shave trim Yeah,
I mean I wish I could showyou. Maybe I can't show you my
legs. Sure shows your legs alittle show until this morning. I'm just
gonna say, Ryan, I amhere for it. I completely appreciate a

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manscape out man. Well, amanscape is different than shaving your legs.
I am a man, and noit's not. I also appreciate a manscape
to man. So I put myI put the guard on, cranked it
down to like one, and putsome body lotion on and glided that tremor

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up and down my legs inside.Now I'm good. I'm ready for some
summer ready. And I ate thathowever you do is shaving waxing, that's
that's gonna look so good. AndI don't wax. I don't wax.
I have not done that. Ido it on my own. It's a
little bit of I have to reallycontort my body to get like the back

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inner side of my thigh. Butthe payoff is worth it. Preach it.
I mean that's what we've been doingfor. Yeah. Well look I
agree. I think it's a mutualrespect for each other. Yeah, some
respect for us, right, thisis this is my way, is my
way of showing. Hey, I'min. I have to change my name

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when I go get waxed. Allright, thanks for calling. Do you
have to change your name? Why? I use my middle name, but
yeah, yeah I can't because you'rejust in such a vulnerable position. Oh,
here it is, here it is. It's time for Dodger baseball.
I can hear your heart pumping,right, I mean that was it.
I was out on the field withthe microphone. My heart racing. Can

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get it nervous, It's time forDodger baseball. Boy, and I did
a who there's the whoo. Ididn't know what to do after it's time
for Dodger baseball. Who. Idon't think they wanted their whoo. Oh

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that's so good that I needed thatthis morning and after that so I was
like, what who is my favorite? Look at you and your sports girly
air. Time for Dodger Baseball.Who funny because I gets like picture You're

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like smile during the all right,enough enough enough coming back next, we've
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