Sisanie's Having a Battle at Home... with a Cricket

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Episode Transcript

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Ryan's Roses coming up this morning ontwo point seven. It is kiss FM
nice this week. Huh seventies andeighties? Can it stay like that?
Drink it in lea. I meangetting into those months where it should be
comfortable. It should be I know, it should be a little more mild
keyword. I feel like this isnot We're being teased right now. Well,

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I'm gonna as the you know,positive reinforcement roller over here. I'm
going to remain positive and say thatwe're we're into some good, good weeks
here and good months coming up whenit comes to mild temperatures. Your Ryan's
Roses is seven forty. I knowyou just got here and you're asking about
that. There's a DM that cameto the wife in the situation from a

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woman that her husband sat next toon an airplane. So what was going
on the wife. Well, that'swhat we're gonna do. Give me forty
minutes, any less than that now, it's also very easy give half hour.
You can find anyone on Instagram.I We'll find you, all right.
So before we get into Ryan's Roses, another name I'm gonna call next

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to pay your bills. You know, it's a more money Monday. Just
rolls off my tongue, probably putit in front of me so I can
say that's rights, more money Monday. And we have five hundred dollars before
Ryan Roses, So pay your bills, more money Monday. Lots of cash
every half hour, free money towin here on Kiss FM. So Misisney?
Is it a family meeting here?Or you're not resting? Well?

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What is happening? What's going?I am an animal lover. I am
not very fond of insects. There'sa few insects I enjoy. Butterflies are
great. Yeah, okay, butcricket. How do you feel about roly
police roly polies. I love reallypolice lady bugs, all beautiful crickets here
bringing it back. I cannot.I am am in the battle right now

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with that. With the cricket justone or might be two. I don't
know where's the cricket. It's it'sgotta be like on my porch, are
in the wall? Oh it's sowait you didn't see it yet. You
just hear it. I just hearit. And it's just at night,
and it's just when you get quiet, and it's just when I get quiet,
like after I put the kids tobed, and like the house kind
of settles, because like our houseis always like a footprint and kids and

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kids running around. But so whenMichael and I finally like okay, let's
watch like you know, something onNetflix or whatever, that's when it's like
the cricket all of a sudden andso and this is a new house,
so we're trying to figure out allthe new noises and stuff. But it's
definitely like in the front, likeon the porch, you go knock on
the wall. Yeah, yeah,I get there. It does stop for

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a minute, and then then onceyou settle, yeah, and then I'm
like got him, and then Iclose the door. I'm all like happy.
Well, so you know what youshould do is you should go get
a bag of ice, use somevery sturdy tape, and take that ice
up to where on the wall,to where you think the cricket is and
see if you can freeze the cricket. I had this cricket, Are you

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okay? Yeah, google this orsomething. No, I'm just telling you
I'm handy, And that's what Iwould do if I cricket in the watch
and freeze it out. Wait,that's like so morbid. It's like the
mummies. They found what I callingyou have to call it pest control.
No, I know you don't wantto hurt the cricket. I have a
better solution to freeze the cricket.He's gonna be mummified. Cricket can get

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him, get a sound machine.I don't understand that people that have sound
machines and the love and that's theirsound choice. Like the cricket sound.
We change it from time to time. But right now it's a brown noise,
which is what I heard. It'snot good to fall asleep to sound.
It's kind of like white noise,but like a little bit like deeper.
I want to say, Yeah,we're trying to get it with the

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like the kids have sound machines andtheir babies, and we're trying to get
rid of all that. No,it's good, by the way, No
read it. I heard it's badfor you. I'm okay, so you
should read up on it. I'mtrying to keep you guys in a positive
frame the mind here. It couldbe worse. It could be a squirrel.
I've had that. I've had asquirrel in my wall, and a
squirrel eats the wood Paine eats yourwood. So be happy you have a

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cricket, not a squirrel or awoodpecker. Give me a favorite Google lifespan
of cricket. Oh, I gottawait this out lifespan of cricket or Mark
lifespan of cricket. I'm gonna seeif the lifespan. You might have to
wait it out because I feel likewhen I have a bug, and this
is why the previous owner moved.I don't think so. It should be

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in your disclosures, that's true.Check your disc mike on the disclosures and
check them out. Like did anybodydie here with their crickets in the wall?
Like I need to know six weekson crickets. Six weeks, that's
nothing. Come on, gonna makeit the Halloween back in retrograde by then.
I actually will tell you this.I think in a couple of years

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you're gonna change your position on insectsbecause I used to get scared of every
spider, every ant, every cockroach, every worm, even snakes. In
this moment, in this day,in these days of my life, none
of it bothers me. I don'tI don't get bothered, I don't freak
out I don't worry. I don'tI don't run. I just let them.

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I kind of let them be.I take a deep breath, and
I figure their lifespan is shorter thanmine, so at some point they're gonna
croak. So you feel sorry forthem. This is brown noise. Yeah
so m oh no, but weshould I can't hear it. Are you
an infant and a uterus? Thisis what it sounds like in a uterus?

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Yes? How do you know?Because that's what it sounds like when
you do an older sound. Really, that's what it sounds like. You
get sound. I thought it's justimages. You get audio, Yeah,
you get and you can hear theheartbeat. Hello, wake up? We
played that brown noise time and fellasleep. Yeah, I'll wake you up
here. That brown noise is good. Let me tell you to try it.

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I'm telling you. I read somethingthat you're like, you're not supposed
to sleep with sound machines. Fy. I yeah, it takes years
off your life or something. Yes, what look it up? I read
the same article. Oh my gosh, that is actually terrible. What's wrong?
You're engaged? Nothing matters anymore?Yes, it does wrong? Wife

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with him? Uh, brown noise. Oh look it, yes, I
see it. Brown noise not goodfor engaged couples. Let me pin that.
Ye wait, white noise harmful forsleep now brown noise not good for
relationship? All right, coming thenext Let's pay a bill in Orange County