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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Elvie Duran in the Morning Show. Here's one of our
world famous phone pranks, Alvian Elvis Duran phone Tap.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
The phone tap letter says, I live at home with
my mom and she pays all of my bills. Oh hey, scary,
j'all love scary. No, I live at home with my
mom and she pays all the bills. A couple of
months ago, my cable bill came in and my mom
wasn't too happy because I was ordering a bunch of
pay per view movies and she had to pay for them.
She threatened to cut me off financially if I ever
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did it again. So let's use this information and phone
tap mom. This comes to us from Kenny. All right, Kenny,
holy cow, we're gonna phone tap your mom. Dave Morodi
Dave Rody is calling mom from the cable company and
Kenny will join in later. But I want you to
keep in mind we had kind of a bad line
with Kenny. You may to hear some crackles. You can
hear a great phone tap of the crackle, So listen
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in today's phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hi, my name's Bob Carlson. I'm calling from will Be.
You have an exorbitant amount of on demand movies. I
do yes, and you have an outstanding balance of six
eighty five twenties. What yes, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
That's not possible.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Well, let me run down the list of movies, and
you tell me if you remember watching any of these.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I never watched television.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Most of these are adult films. It looks like Bootlicious Babes,
hum and Hummer Lips of an Angel that was rented
three times. I've got chocolate thunder on here four times.
Oh my god, I have a movie here called The
Princess of Pardon me.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Absolutely not. I never rented any of them.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Return of the Brown Eye when Mary wet Sally.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It's impossible, forest hump. No, I don't even watch television.
Is it possible that the buttons were pushed by mistake? No?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
No, no, these movies were watched in their entirety.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Well, I have a son, but he's over twenty years old.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Perhaps your husband does.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I'm single.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Well, then all the more reason why you might be
watching the adults film.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Absolutely not. Please, you're taking the conversation a little too far. Now.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
My mom was single and and she's directly not.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I wouldn't even dream of renting such a shame disgusting.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
She would say the same thing. She'd say they were disgusting.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I don't care what your mom did. You're taking it
the conversation here too far. You're being inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
We'll call you that later then, thank you, thank you? Okay, good,
I got it just enough. Perturbed, you'll here we go.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Tennis?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Did you rent movies? Booty Licious? All these are the movies?
Twe on movies? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't want you to bug up over this.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Bug out, bug out. You are in mortual than anything
you've ever done. Well, I'm turning cable off. You're not
gonna have anything.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh what's the big deal?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Mom?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You won't maybe order Playboy as the.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Man that you lost your mind. I want to scream
at you right now the way I want to. You
are in more trouble than you've ever been in your life,
your disgusting pike. You will have no television in your
room ever again? Do you understand me?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Like you never watched Turty in your lifetime.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I'm turning it off. And you know what this guy
is gonna call you. You're gonna tell me you didn't
rent these movies.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
How do I w him like this?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You not a lie? You'll do it. I'm gonna sat
when I see you. I'm telling you, I'm going to explode.
Why because I am you? You go to the adult
buy yourself a couple of movies ten bucks? I'm going
to kill you.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I've never heard your cards like that.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Who the hell do you think you are? You little pisa?
I mean those looking things on my believe you are
going to I can't tell you how mad I am.
You're gonna tell this guy is gonna call you. Are
you deeping? And now I'm gonna conference it?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
No, I didn't. Hello, this is Kenny.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You're personally you're trying to say I rented the movies. Yeah, Kenny,
I was on the phone your mother a little while ago.
This is me. Oh hi, Bob cross it again, Kenny?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Did you rent these movies? I only read the two
of them, Okay, Kenny? Did you rent Chocolate Thunder four times?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But doesn't that go on the account, Like.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Isn't that nineteen ninety five each any time? Yeah? And
did you rent Lips of an Angel three times?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
But I thought it was only charged once? And then
that's it.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
He said two movies.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
No, he said he rented Chocolate Thunder four times.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
And you're telling me it's twenty dollars pot Lips.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Of an Angel three times. That's eighty dollars Princess of fourteen.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
He didn't say those, Kenny, did.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You rent hum and Hummer?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
No? No?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Maybe all right, so I'll put that as a yes.
Why can't you just not get off the account and
just see a nice guy like you? Never watched Born before? Okay,
now that's not called for your your mother. It's already
got offended when I suggested it. Now you're suggesting I did, Kenny,
you can hang up. I'm gonna need it. I'm gonna
need I'm gonna hang up.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Ten he did hang up. Why don't even talk, don't
say another word, don't tell you another word. I'm so
angry you. How dare you?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What are some movies?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yes? How dare you?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
You don't pay for these things?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well you need to get better.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
No, No, you're not hitting anything.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
As of now. I have to shut your service off.
I'll go ahead, right ahead, your internet hand it off.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I don't care. I'm so angry at him that I
don't care turn it off.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
They take away in it too.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I don't care. I don't care if you can go
on the internet. I don't care if anybody can go
on because I don't. That's how angry I am.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Well, I don't blame you, ma'am your how dare you?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Kenny? How dare you?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
But there's something I need to tell you before we
go any further. Right, my name is really Dave Brody,
and you've been phone tapped by your son.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Got I will kill him. I told you I get you.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Anything you'd like to say to your son at the moment, I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Gonna kill I'm still going to kill you.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by All.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Phone ta.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
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