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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tap Garrett.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes, Garrett, you're a good American.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I appreciate that you've got good phone taps.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What are you doing today?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
So this is what we call a reverse phone tab.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It started off with Bella emailing us and submitting an
idea saying, Hey, I want to play a phone tap
on my dad Dan about our family dog. I said,
that's cute. But let me call up Dad behind her
back and say, Hey, your daughter wants to play a
phone tap on you. I think it would be funny
if we really phone tap your daughter, Bella. That's gonna happen.
We're going to start the call to Dan. We're going
to play along. He's going to play along, and then
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all help breaks.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
This is awful you do this time?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It'stic is a bad idea?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Hello Dan, this is Todd.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I have your dog duty?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
What do you mean canna have my dog?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, your dog showed up at my business this morning
when I pulled into work, and it's been hanging out
with us.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Are you kidding? Damn it? Lets the gate open again?
All right? Where are you? What's what's the business?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I work over at laces on here.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
If not, oh, it's the other night. I know where
that is.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh, Greg, you're familiar with it. A great job.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
By the way, is Crystal works tonight? Well?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I uh, I could check this schedule. I'm not very
sure about the girl's schedule, but.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Hey, you give me one favorite. I'm just fucking work now, okay,
but but I'm looking to get out tonight anyway, So
could you hold the dog for tonight and I'll come
by and you get a laugh here, go on there, Scarret.
We have to stop. Hello, is somebody else on the line.
We need to stop this right now? All right? What
are you doing that? Stop talking? You need all hang up?
What are you doing on the phone? Bella? Hang up
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and we will talk later.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Bella. Just let me know if I could be of
any help.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
All right, okay, nice?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
All right, Dan, I hung up on Are you there?
I think we kind of freaked her out a little?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
All right, let's it's gonna get it's got to get
hold on, hold on hold on my phone right now,
perfectly listen.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I need you to three way the call in and
we recorded on this end. Try to push your buttons
just a little bit, all right, we have no cuble
hold on.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Told my father, it's the matter with you. What does
the matter with you? You're disgusting. Why does it matter
when you're going to like strip clubs? What are you
talking about? You're like talking about getting lock dancers and
like going to strip club. No, no, no, you miss her.
I literally just talked to you on the phone. I
heard exactly what you say. I went, you know, a
couple of years ago with some guys after work. And
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how long have you been going Well, I'd say at
least a couple of times a week for a couple
of years. Oh my god, you're grown. It's that's glowing
stress the ball and we watched the ball games and
there's you know, some other entertainment at war. Why are
you going to the strip club? Strip club? It's a
gentleman's club. So how did gentleman go there? It's like
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in denial, like, didn't tell me? Does mom know about this?
Does mom know? Here's kind of the funny thing. She
put on my credit card statement a couple of months ago,
and I thought she was gonna be really pissed at me,
but she's actually kind of into it. She goes with
me sometimes what you know when we said we're going
to yeah, we're at the strip club. I'm like, dramatize
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right now that member. When I want to know if
you want to come to church with us and you
said no, Yeah, we didn't go to church. We were
at strip club. Oh my god, you're going Let me
tell you there s c We're so happy and love
you like like we used to be. I don't want
to hear this.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Hey, Bella, that's scary.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What do you do on the phone?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You wanted to play a phone tap on your dad?
We actually played a phone tap on you.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh my god, So all all that was not real. No,
go to a strip club. Be let me go to
the strip club? Are you carrying either way? Show grossed
out right now.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
the
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
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