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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Phone Elvis Duran Elvis Durant.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Phone tapp, Greg, how many times have you phone tapped
your grandmother Hetty?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I got to tell you, I think seventeen times. Yes,
And she keeps falling for it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
But then again, she's known Gregory since he was a
little tike, and so he's always been sort of the
phone tap type of guy.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
And my grandmother is eighty three years old, so she
is very forgetful.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
God bless her.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We love Hetty. She's unbelievable. So I'm assuming your mom
becomes a part of this phone tap is without a doubt.
She's in there briefly, just briefly, all right, Greg t Yes,
phone tapping Grandma? Here we go?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Hello, Hi is Greg there?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Who?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Greg?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
No? Who's calling?
Speaker 6 (00:42):
This is his friend? I met him last week and
he told me to call this number.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
No, he's not here.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Can I just leave a message?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Can you just tell.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Him that I really really really want to go to
the baseball game with him? So I am totally in And.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Who am I speaking to?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
This is Katie Kaden?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yes, oh you know what you're talking to. This is
his grandmother.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Casey doesn't remember my name. Just let him know it
was the one with the big boobs.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Oh my god, all right, I'll tell him bye, thank
you bye? Hello?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Hi? Is Greg there?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
You just called a little while ago, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I haven't called you?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yes, you did. I spoke to somebody. They call it
asked me for Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
That wasn't me. Is he there?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Well, I don't expect him. I don't unless he calls me.
This is his grandmother. I don't know anything about this.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
My name is Sam, Sam.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Wait.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
The other call I had was she was this girl
who his name is Kate. She wanted to go to
a baseball game with him, and now you're another girl.
I don't I'm very confused.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Here, so I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
I haven't I don't know, but would you please just
give him this message because I've been looking for my
favorite lucky bra and I think he left it in
his car.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
It's what pink?
Speaker 7 (01:58):
I think I left it in a car seat. I'm
not sure, some kind of some kind of kid thing.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
And what were you doing with him? He's a married man.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Uh oh, that's.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Like, are you sure you got the right number?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I think you have the wrong number, Greg, Greg?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
He has what's his last name?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
All I know is te right.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
You've got me confused now, so can you give him
that confusing My grandson is this type of a person?
Speaker 7 (02:26):
Can you just can you please just give him that message.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
For me ahead?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
All right, thanks you very much.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Hi, I'm looking for Greg.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Oh God, somebody's got the wrong number. Greg is not here.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
All right, listen, stop coming from I just saw my
girl's phone and she's been calling this Greg guy non
stop all weekend. So I need to talk to a
Greg right now.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I don't have I'm here, not here, I don't have
a good here.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm led to believe that he's messing with my girl.
So I need to talk to Greg like a man
right now.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Where is he?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I need you to put him on the phone right now.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I don't have he's not ears.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Stop hiding him. You are covering for him, and I
don't appreciate.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Goodbye, Hello grandma Greg. Yeah, I'm getting these stupid dopey
phone calls here from people I don't know, and they
got my number from where I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
How are they calling you?
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I don't know this. Two girls and a guy. I
hung up on him.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Wait, hold on a second two girls called you.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yes, she wants to go to a baseball game with you.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
What did the second girl that called what did she say?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
She left abroad your car? Oh my god, I know
that's stupid thing, Grandma.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I'm embarrassed. I can't believe em. I wonder if she's
stole my phone. Maybe.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Well, to me, you're I guess you're missing around with
these gallas.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Katie said that to you.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
No, she didn't say it, but I assumed that. And
then this guy calls me. He says, I think she's
messing around with my girlfriend. I hung up on him.
I don't want to hear this.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
He was mean to you.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I don't want to listen to this crept. I'm getting
a headache.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
From a well listen, I gotta tell you. You know.
I was at the breakfast club working the other night,
late night, and I drove this girl home. Oh yeah,
she was changing in the back of the car. Oh no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
You're not that type of a person.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
All I did was drive her home. That was it.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Oh my god, next time, don't do that. Don't drive
anybody home. Just get home by yourself. And that's the
end of that.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I know.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
The other girl.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Please.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
She she want a wet t shirt contest.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Oh, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
She wants baseball tickets. And she's got really big boobs.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
And what she said to me, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That's not the kind of girl i'd really hang out with.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You don't hang out with any girls. You got a
wife at home and two beautiful children, and that's it.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You know how some of these girls are.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a bunch.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Of I know exactly. The girls bother me.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I know you will bother them, but they bother so and.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Then anyway, So then I was leaving and I got
you to arguing with this guy hello, and he thinks
I'm you know, was with her his girl.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I hung him. Yeah, don't know who he was. Well,
I wasn't with getting At the end, he says, I
got to get to this to your grid. So I
says he's not here. He's put him on the phone.
I says he's not here, right.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I know, why is he harassing you?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I don't know, but I'm getting a headache from all this.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I said she kissed me. I didn't even kiss her.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Oh God, now you're going to this stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
That's what happened. She did? She kissed me.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Oh please please. I got a dental appointment soon, so
I got to get ready.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I listened. Maybe you know what, can you maybe tell
Trish about this?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
No, I'm not. I'm not getting into this.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
We should I can and I can't tell her.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I'm not telling her.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Uncle Tom could tell her.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Oh yeah, let.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Me try to get Mom on the phone.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
She went to the beauty parlor.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Should the beauty pallor for I'm going to call her
cell phone. See if she answers the phone.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I doubt it. I told you, hellar Ma, Yes, Greg, Hey,
what's up?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Where are you? What are you doing? I'm having my
hair done? Well, listen, I got Grandma on the phone
with me here.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Oh god, almighty, Grama.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Can you please just tell mom what's going on here?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
My beau.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I told him that older. I just don't bother.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Gregor already listened to my I just need Grandma to
tell you. Please, okay, Grandma?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Oh please, Terry. I got three phone calls today.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Hurry up to police.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Hurry.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I can't talk that I'm eighty eight years old. I
can't talk. Sorry, if I have I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I have to hang up.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Three girl, two girls, and the guy calls me. I
don't know how they got my number, and they're saying that,
in other words, that Greg is messing around with them.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Grandma, Grandma, I think she hung up the phone.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I'm hanging up. I can't take all this.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
How you can't hang up right now?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Why?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Because this is a phone tap? Grandma?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Oh my god, oh my, whoever that guy was I
hung up on him.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That was gared from work, My grandma. He's here now.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I am Katie with you right now.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Hi, Grandma.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
My name's Kyler Marine.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I iced to meet you.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
And look, and I have the other girl that dropped
a bar named sam Hi.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I really do need that bradback though.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Oh my god, Greg, don't do that to your grandmother.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
No matter what we do with her, it is so
much fun. It's hard to contain yourself.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I know.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
But she's such a sweet lady. Oh my god, the cutest.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Her reactions are priceless on I know, but at what cost?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
We love your grandma heady. A little little cameo from
mom there that was over.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's like, what happened? Yeah, whatever she's done. She knows
it's a phone tap. I'm at the beauty pata I
gotta go.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Oh, there you go. This phone tap was pre recorded
with permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Elvis Durant in the morning show of phone Taps, bringing
families together while tearing their homes part