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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Answer, Elvis Durant phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now set up your phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, to the great phone tap or
my grandmother again. I figured it would be great to
tell her that I had a radio promotion to do well,
I'll had to bring rain geers to her house. And
of course Grandma doesn't want raindeers at our house. Then
of course tjt DJ is very nice enough to be
my partner in crime in this phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
All right, so your phone tapping Grandma saying I need
to borrow your house to store my reindeer.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, I'm doing a radio promotion.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, let's listen in to today's Greg t phone tap.
Phone tapping one of the most adorable women in the world,
his grandmother, Grandma.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Hi, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Good morning. How are you.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
I'm doing fine? Hey, I got a quick question for you.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
There's this company called Christmas Comes to your town dot com.
They want to bring raindeer to the house. And I'm
gonna come down rest to Santa Claus. Yeah, and people
come down, They're gonna pet the reindeers.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Is this is really that I have them around here?
What do you mean they walk around here at night?
Oh yeah, sure. The other night, when I came home
from praying cards with the women, I couldn't get in
my house. I had about fourteen of them on my porch,
my driveway.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
We're thinking about maybe doing this this week with you.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, Gregory, I want to get involved.
I'm afraid you're not okay with it. If everything is
so going on a hush hush, you know that if
anybody does anything different right away, somebody tells on somebody.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Yeah, no, okay, you know what yeh, don't worry about
no Reindeers, no Santa Claus, no nothing, don't worry about it.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Okay, sure you're not angry.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
No problem, don't worry about Let me I'll call you back,
all right, okay, bye bye bye?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Hi, Can I speak with Greg's grandmother place?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Speaking to her.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
They're trying to collaborate some sales event for Christmas innourtown
dot com.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
But there's no you know, you have to have permission
from the from the boards. They don't allow things to
happen around here.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, I think we just need permission from you.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
No, no, no, I don't think that's such a good height.
You really Now, I'm afraid I don't want to get
in trouble here.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, we're gonna bring nine reindeers to.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Your house for what, there's no kids around here nothing.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Greg said you would also be willing to dress up
like missus Claus will supply the costume.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh no, no, no, that's where he's wrong too, No,
no way, please.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I mean, he acts like a big idiot on the radio.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
But man, yeah, but he isn't.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
He's kind a heart of gold, my.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Love, so he says.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
You know, I think sometimes I listen, I think the
kids got a big brick in his head because he
sounds like such a moron.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
But but he really is.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I know, I could imagine he's probably No.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Don't ever say that to me about him.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Yeah, no, no, no, he's I'm sure he's a nice guy.
But man, he sounds like a big jerk on the radio.
Sometimes I just want to punch the radio. Yeah, because
he is really love him.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
No, no, no, he's Mark.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
He's got a heart of gold and the head of
a loser.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
No, no, please, I'll have to talk to my grandson.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, I'll tell you why didn't you talk to him?
And then I'll call you back.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Right?
Speaker 8 (03:14):
Hello, yeah, Hey, what's going on? Some guy called me?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
I don't want people coming here, and you know, I
don't even want to. Who knows they can evict me
from here. I don't know. Everything's going to be fine,
but you're not going to come here with that stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Absolutely possibly not.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Thank you, Thank you. I'll say your rosary for you.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
You want to call the guy with me?
Speaker 8 (03:37):
No, No, we'll call.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Him up and we'll tell him that we're not doing it.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Tell him I don't know him. He better not say
anything bitter about you because I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Well he said something bad about me, No, he.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Said, but he says you do dumb things in other words, Yeah, right, yeah,
don't tell me that stuff about you.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Don't say a word. You just stay right there.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
I should stay on the phone.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
But don't say anything. No, whoa No, don't say nothing.
Don't say nothing. Hello is this Steve?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh what's up?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Greg?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I just spoke with your grandmother.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Hey, listen.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
She feels very uncomfortable. She has to ask other people
and that's not really her thing. She doesn't want to
get hold up.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
I suggest that you get on the phone with your
grandmother and tell her that we got to do it.
Don't promise me stuff and then we'll fall through right now.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, Okay, tell you what we're gonna do, Steve.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
No, you're stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You know I told your grandmother. You're stupid.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
You know that. No, you rolled the whole set up.
Everything was supposed to be good.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
We're supposed to go to your grandmother's house and you're
a moron, all right.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Tell you what. Let me call you back. Okay, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I don't want to deal with you now. I'm gonna
go to another radio station.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Now.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Okay, tell you lost my business, tell you one hundred
thousand dollars account because you're a moron. Okay, Steve, we're gonna.
I'm gonna have my grandmother. Now we're gonna good bye.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Grandma.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Wow, what kind of person is that? Oh my god, Gregory,
how can you stand and take that?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I don't know what's the.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Matter with you.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I don't know what we should I have said.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
I didn't you know what's the matter with you to
take that kind of crap? Pardon expression? I maybe two
years old. I wouldn't allow that. Oh I don't think
he was not. He was so nice to me. It's
hard to believe he was so nasty to you. All right, now,
what now? What's gonna happen?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
You know what?
Speaker 8 (05:27):
Why? Don't want you to get in some kind of
a rut?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
No?
Speaker 8 (05:32):
Maybe, oh yeah, some money, I'm telling you.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Wow, nuts here something?
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Oh please, Gregory.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I feel so belittled now, you know it's it's terrible belittled.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
How do you think if you're listening to that crap?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Oh? That to me is oh that was uncalled for.
He could have been nice about it. Too bad. Let
him take the Rangers to his own place. Baloney, baloney, Yeah,
I gotta.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Tell you now, I'm thinking. I mean, I've be't dow
this a long time. I can't believe he would talk
to us like that.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Oh my god, you know, my heart's beating here. I'm
sitting here by myself. I think that's terrible. I didn't
think he could do that. Oh. I feel so bad
for you.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah, all right, tell you what.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Let me call this guy back, okay.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Oh my god almighty.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
And I'll just I'll have you talk to him.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
You don't want to talk to him, no more. No, Gregory,
what's the house mirror?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
You know what, Grandma? What this is Elvis Duran's phone
tap and TJ and I are just playing a prank
with you.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Oh my god, it's all a joke. Oh no, here,
I'm picturing reindeer on my lawn everything year. Oh my god, Gregory.
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together while tearing their homes apart.