February 25, 2019 • 5 mins
Greg T gets Grandma Hedy and his Mom all flustered with questions about 'the birds and the bees.'
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The phone, Elvis Dan, Elvis Durant phone tap. You know what,
every time Greg t phone taps his mom and his
grandmother for some reason, we all laugh, we all poop
our pants.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's funny stuff. It's gonna happen again. And how come
they haven't figured it out?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yesterday I got a phone call from my mother and
she said, honestly, Greg, it is enough already.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
All right, Well here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Here's the latest, the many many great phone taps, great
tea phone taps his mom and his grandmother.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Let's listen in.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello Grandma, Hi, honey, how are you?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm doing fine? How about yourself?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
So?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, you're still bruised.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
No, it's going away, but it hurts. See if it's
gonna take a while.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You know what I thought of, Grandma? You were not
walking with your cane. Yeah, that's why you fell.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I know. I'm trying. How Jada, she's doing great?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Actually, that's why I'm calling. So I have to start
to teach her a little bity little about the birds
and the bees. How do you think I go about that?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh? My god, you he been a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
How did you tell mom about the birds and the bees?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I'm eighty three years old. Do you think I can
go back that far? My elevator don't work that good?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, Grandma should be like riding a bike. You know,
you never forget?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh jesus, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You know what? Let me get Mom on the phone
and we'll try to see. Let's find out.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Let's try.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I doubt it. I don't think she's home.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Hey Mom, Yeah, Hey, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I'm making sweet potatoes right now for tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I told you she's busy. Oh hi, Hi, honey. I
didn't cay you today.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
No, no, no, I I why what's up?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Well, Matt, so I have a question. Grandma was trying
to help me out. But you don't really remember. How
do I teach Jade about the birds and the bees?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Well, she's a little young for that, don't you think.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Cause Grandma said that you were a quick learner.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I don't know what you're doing wrong.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I don't remember, Gregor, I don't remember what I did yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
And he ain't going to ask me what I remember?
How many years?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Well, I said, she didn't even have to tell you.
She said that you were very good in school, but
you were better in bed.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Oh my god, how.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Do I tell her about the man's and then the Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
My god, I'm going to hang up now.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, between the two of you, how many partners did
you guys have?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh mind, you know, don't don't even do Telly, I'm
eighty three years old.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, please, I can't remember that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
No, come on, what if Janda meets a little boy
in the playground they start getting them?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Okay, I'll learn by bell she's two years old. I
don't want to.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You know, Grandma, what age was it when mommy started
kissing boys?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Oh? I know, you know what? What? I wasn't with it?
I'm sixty one years old. Here, what do I know?
Today they dressed like like crazy people.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
At my time, it was different, and the kids grew
up smart and good.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
This is ridiculous. Already, you walk through the mall. You
girls have nothing on half at the time about the times.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
When you were young and you were, you know, doing
it in the back of people's cars.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
What I didn't do anything in the back of the n.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Our kids were good.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I don't have time for this, you're already I'm trying
to make these sweet potatoes. They are going to come
out now lousy because I'm not thinking about what I'm doing.
I don't have time for this.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You know, when the hormones start raging.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
My hormones went out the window.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
The man's private parts.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
To be Gregory, I call what you want, but I'm
going to tell you this right now.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'm going to hang up.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I am going to hang up. Why And I don't
mean this in a bad way. Have time for this?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Every one?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Hey, but Grandma said to ask you.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Oh, I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Hang up.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And the woman hold on, Let's call mom back again.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
No, no, mother, one time.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
No, no, no, don't mother.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
She's going to get angry. She's not going to answer.
She's answering.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I know this is you.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Jada was already making out with a baby boy doll.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Would you believe this?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Okay, listen, you believe I'm marbling you something. I know
you're going to play this on the air. Yeah, he's
going to do this, Harry. I don't care. Please, Gregory,
this is not the time to talk about you want
to do. I raised my children, you raise yours. Now
that is the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Why why you're so secretive? What a man and a
woman do in the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I'm going to hang up till to hang up because
this is ridiculous and I didn't even realize what this is,
but this is what's gonna go.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
No, no, mom, Grandma said that you had many boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You are very experienced.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No I didn't.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
That's right. Whatever you want to say, that's right. Whatever. Okay,
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She said Uncle Tom was like a swinger.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Oh god, why don't uncle my out what a swinger is? Okay,
he's a real swinger. Okay, don't you dare call uncle Tom?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Hold on, Grandma, let me hold on a second last time.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
You call her?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Why don't you call your mother?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
She's going to get approivated more and she's busy. No, no,
she's not gonna.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Please call someone else. Please do not call me. I'm asked.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I called him.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Please do not call me.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Okay, fine, but I'll have you know. Grandma said, call
your mother one more time.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh I did.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I don't care. I don't care. It doesn't matter. Someone
else and they will answer your questions. Okay, Okay, I
told you.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
What did you say? What did she What did you say?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
She keeps hanging.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Up the because she doesn't want to be bottomed, and
I told you don't aggravate her anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Grandma Mom was right. You've both been phone tapped again.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh come on now, you're a superstar.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You're a superstar. Is phone tap? This phone tab was
pre recorded. We've permission granted by all participas.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Duran phone tab. Elvie's Duran in the Morning Show
The phone, Elvis Dan, Elvis Durant phone tap. You know what,
every time Greg t phone taps his mom and his
grandmother for some reason, we all laugh, we all poop
our pants.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's funny stuff. It's gonna happen again. And how come
they haven't figured it out?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yesterday I got a phone call from my mother and
she said, honestly, Greg, it is enough already.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
All right, Well here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Here's the latest, the many many great phone taps, great
tea phone taps his mom and his grandmother.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Let's listen in.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello Grandma, Hi, honey, how are you?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm doing fine? How about yourself?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
So?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, you're still bruised.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
No, it's going away, but it hurts. See if it's
gonna take a while.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You know what I thought of, Grandma? You were not
walking with your cane. Yeah, that's why you fell.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I know. I'm trying. How Jada, she's doing great?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Actually, that's why I'm calling. So I have to start
to teach her a little bity little about the birds
and the bees. How do you think I go about that?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh? My god, you he been a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
How did you tell mom about the birds and the bees?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I'm eighty three years old. Do you think I can
go back that far? My elevator don't work that good?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, Grandma should be like riding a bike. You know,
you never forget?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh jesus, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You know what? Let me get Mom on the phone
and we'll try to see. Let's find out.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Let's try.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I doubt it. I don't think she's home.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Hey Mom, Yeah, Hey, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I'm making sweet potatoes right now for tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I told you she's busy. Oh hi, Hi, honey. I
didn't cay you today.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
No, no, no, I I why what's up?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Well, Matt, so I have a question. Grandma was trying
to help me out. But you don't really remember. How
do I teach Jade about the birds and the bees?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Well, she's a little young for that, don't you think.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Cause Grandma said that you were a quick learner.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I don't know what you're doing wrong.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I don't remember, Gregor, I don't remember what I did yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
And he ain't going to ask me what I remember?
How many years?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Well, I said, she didn't even have to tell you.
She said that you were very good in school, but
you were better in bed.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Oh my god, how.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Do I tell her about the man's and then the Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
My god, I'm going to hang up now.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, between the two of you, how many partners did
you guys have?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh mind, you know, don't don't even do Telly, I'm
eighty three years old.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, please, I can't remember that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
No, come on, what if Janda meets a little boy
in the playground they start getting them?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Okay, I'll learn by bell she's two years old. I
don't want to.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You know, Grandma, what age was it when mommy started
kissing boys?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Oh? I know, you know what? What? I wasn't with it?
I'm sixty one years old. Here, what do I know?
Today they dressed like like crazy people.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
At my time, it was different, and the kids grew
up smart and good.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
This is ridiculous. Already, you walk through the mall. You
girls have nothing on half at the time about the times.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
When you were young and you were, you know, doing
it in the back of people's cars.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
What I didn't do anything in the back of the n.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Our kids were good.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I don't have time for this, you're already I'm trying
to make these sweet potatoes. They are going to come
out now lousy because I'm not thinking about what I'm doing.
I don't have time for this.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You know, when the hormones start raging.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
My hormones went out the window.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
The man's private parts.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
To be Gregory, I call what you want, but I'm
going to tell you this right now.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'm going to hang up.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I am going to hang up. Why And I don't
mean this in a bad way. Have time for this?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Every one?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Hey, but Grandma said to ask you.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Oh, I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Hang up.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And the woman hold on, Let's call mom back again.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
No, no, mother, one time.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
No, no, no, don't mother.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
She's going to get angry. She's not going to answer.
She's answering.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I know this is you.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Jada was already making out with a baby boy doll.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Would you believe this?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Okay, listen, you believe I'm marbling you something. I know
you're going to play this on the air. Yeah, he's
going to do this, Harry. I don't care. Please, Gregory,
this is not the time to talk about you want
to do. I raised my children, you raise yours. Now
that is the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Why why you're so secretive? What a man and a
woman do in the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I'm going to hang up till to hang up because
this is ridiculous and I didn't even realize what this is,
but this is what's gonna go.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
No, no, mom, Grandma said that you had many boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You are very experienced.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No I didn't.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
That's right. Whatever you want to say, that's right. Whatever. Okay,
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She said Uncle Tom was like a swinger.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Oh god, why don't uncle my out what a swinger is? Okay,
he's a real swinger. Okay, don't you dare call uncle Tom?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Hold on, Grandma, let me hold on a second last time.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
You call her?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Why don't you call your mother?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
She's going to get approivated more and she's busy. No, no,
she's not gonna.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Please call someone else. Please do not call me. I'm asked.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I called him.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Please do not call me.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Okay, fine, but I'll have you know. Grandma said, call
your mother one more time.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh I did.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I don't care. I don't care. It doesn't matter. Someone
else and they will answer your questions. Okay, Okay, I
told you.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
What did you say? What did she What did you say?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
She keeps hanging.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Up the because she doesn't want to be bottomed, and
I told you don't aggravate her anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Grandma Mom was right. You've both been phone tapped again.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh come on now, you're a superstar.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You're a superstar. Is phone tap? This phone tab was
pre recorded. We've permission granted by all participas.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Duran phone tab. Elvie's Duran in the Morning Show
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