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February 25, 2019 5 mins
Greg T called his Grandma Hedy and his Mom at the same time and convinces them the phone lines are broken.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Phone Elvis d Elvis Durant phone tab in this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Phone tab one of our favorites of all time. And
you've done many phone taps with your ninety year old grandmother.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I certainly have talk about this one, all right, So Elvis,
this was a very fun phone tap to pull over
on her. So we have the capabilities in our studio
of merging several phone lines together at once, So I
decided to have some fun with that. I called my
mom and I called my grandmother at the same time,
and I merged their phone lines together.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
We see what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
You're gonna hear Stan answer the phone first and be
a little bit like what is going on here?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Stan is your mother's husband.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And they both think that each other called each other.
It's very funny.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Let's do it. Let's mess with his ninety year old grandmother,
Grandma John I think is just a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Today's way back Wednesday phone tap. Let's listen.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hello, Hello, Hello, yes, Stanley, Yes, yes, right? What's up?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Awsome?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Nothing? Stan?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Did you want something?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
This is Hetty?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Where are you calling from?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I didn't call you?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
You called me?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I didn't call you.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, how come I got you? I just walked in
and my phone was ringing, Teresa.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Very strange thing happened. The phone rang, yeah, and I
picked it up. I said, who is this? Said? Hetty? Said,
what did you call me for? I said, I didn't
call you. She said, well, she just walked in the
door in the phone rang and she picked it up
and it was me.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh my god. Yeah, isn't that funny?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Oh this is very strange, very strange.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
But isn't that funny?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, there's something they must be working on.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Okay, that is that is something and of all people, right,
that is odd?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
All right, Hetty, thanks for calling.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay, I didn't call.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I didn't call you.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, Oh my god, what's that? What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm going to hang up? Damn it. If it just
as ridiculous, I got a call telephone company, I'm gonna
hang up. If it comes once more, I'm gonna call. Okay, Hello, hello, Ma,
what who are you calling? Nobody? I just went into
the bathroom. I don't know what's going on. I just

(02:18):
want to put stuff away. And it rang again. Oh,
I'm gonna call.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
I'm gonna call the phone Hello, Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I'm gonna call the phone company. What's that?

Speaker 5 (02:30):
I have no idea, Terry.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
This is aggravating to me. Well, no, I'm gonnaccur I'm calling. Oh,
come on, I gotta call a telephone calling.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Now you're gonna call I'm gonna call now.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
How could it be my fault with your phone?

Speaker 5 (02:44):
I think there. I know this is stupid, but they're
actually fixing something over here?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well what is called me?

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't know. That's just oh my god, what is that, Terry?

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Now hear something in the background like.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
No, I don't hear I hear someone like a wish right,
Oh god, what Kelly? You call me back? You call
a telephone company? And oh godock? All right, goodbye bye?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Did you call the telephone company?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
No?

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Did you just call me?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Now? No?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well you know what this is?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
If this is Greg?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh, no, I am really good. He wouldn't do this
to maybe how he could do this?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
He wouldn't do this to his grandmother.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
No, no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I don't think he.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
I don't see how he could.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Do this with the wires and everything. But well he don't.
He don't know what telephone. He's not a wire man
telephone man. I meant to say, Hi, is his grandma
Gray Gray? Did you just call me? No?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
I did it.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Nobody's calling me here.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Mom. You know what, Greg, stop these phone taps.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Now up the phone. Don't holler at my grandson.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Stop the phone taps, Greg. Now, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Ma.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
How are you on the phone?

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Ma?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
You know what, Greg?

Speaker 5 (04:13):
The phone taps are getting day all.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now what are you talking about, Terry? What what are
you talking about? Phone?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Because he did this, Ma, he did that somehow, Yes,
he did it.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I would never do that to Grandma.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh he wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
He did it, Ma, it's a phone tap.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
He was old lady.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'm I wouldn't do that. I knew Grandma would get scared.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
See, don't holler at it. Don't holler at forget it,
forget it. No holler at him playing.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Oh don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
He's a good leave him alone.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
What did I do wrong?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Ma?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
You know what, Greg, You're lucky because I really was
calling the phone company.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I was true me too. I mean, it's ridiculous. Where
are you, Gregory?

Speaker 3 (04:54):
I'm sitting here at work.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
So that's when you're at work.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
He did it from work.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
This was all a big phone tap.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
You guys are stars again, get at.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
It, big star, my Hoggory, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
You guys are stars.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
People, You're stars, all right, every big stares.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
We are here. We're shining stars.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Very.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Gregory.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
The two of them are sleep funny. Please do me
payer to give your grandmother's bag hug for us. Will
there you go? There's your your phone tap. Thank you so.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
My phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted

Speaker 3 (05:37):
By all participat Elvis Durant in the morning show Bone taps,
bringing families together while tearing their homes apart
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