February 25, 2019 • 6 mins
Greg T tricks his Mom and Grandma Hedy into flushing their toilets over and over again!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Elvis durand phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I always love a phone tap from Greg T when
he phone taps his family.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is amazing.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Well, you know, you never know what you're gonna get
with my family. There's always something going on.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I mean, he could try to phone tap them about
topic A, but topic B will come up right, because
your family's all over the road, just like our Greg T.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
They are a complete mess.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
So basically I had nothing better to do with the
phone tap my family once again, so I made up
a completely stupid story about a water main break and
that they're water they're having problems in their toilets. So
I called my grandma that I called my mom, and
I'm making them frust her toilets.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And it became a.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Great phone tap and it turned into like a bat
in the attic. That's well, it turns out my mother
has bats in our attic.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's crazy in today's gay Ta phone tap, Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Ma, Hey, is there a problem with the water at home? No,
there's some kind of a water main break of the Pacific.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I don't have any problem, are you sure? Yeah? I
took a shower, I made coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Can you go to hit the toilet bowl for me?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I why, Gregory, I can't even think straight. I have
another bat in the upstairs, in the in the in
the attic. I have here. I'm run in the water.
Here's the water. They're fine. I have no problem with
the water. I'm gonna have I'm gonna have a breakdown
here with the backs. This is the second one. I don't.
I have the guy. I've got to call the guy.
(01:23):
They got to come today and do something. They have
to find out where they're coming at.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, but Stacy said, you're supposed to leave them until September.
I can't mating season.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Now, I cannot leave.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
How do you live?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You cannot live with bats until September? You cannot listen.
I can't talk about this. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Wash the toilet real quick.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
What I It's fine, Gregory.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, just hit one toilet. Just just flush one toilet
and listen.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Listen to what see if it makes like a like
a hissing, like it's a steam.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
No, there's nothing, No.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's every right, dare wait stop, don't say nothing right there?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Did you hear it?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Do it one more time?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I have to wait till it fills up.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
No, I didn't What are.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You talking about? And what what? What? What good is
this that you're telling me this?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's it's a Pacific well in line, I don't care
what it is.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
The Governor's on TV and everything talking about it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I took a shafer this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Do you have a rash? Flush it right there?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Right there?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Sound it's always that's the sound. There is no right sound?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Right there? That's the sound.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What is wrong with your brain? I'm just saying, I
am trying to get this reason.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Are you going to call? Who are you going to
call to get it out?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I'm calling an exterminator. Do you think I'm want to call.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
A plumber as well? What the toilet proper is?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
So?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Grandma?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Okay, honey, how are you?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Can you go see if there's something wrong with your water?
I just called mom. It's it's like a steaming noise
that comes from the.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Water, like toilet in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, there was a water main breakout in the Pacific.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah Jesus, well I mean just to slash my toilet? Yeah, okay,
nothing no.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right there, right there? Right there?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
What about it?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
At the I see at the very end it hits
at the very end it went.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Oh, I didn't notice that.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Go do the other one, Grandma, check the other one.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
What is the So what's gonna happen though? Is anything
gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Huh, you're gonna have to call a plumber.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I wait till the other one stops.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's a pacific well and break.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Wait a minute. Okay, we'll toilet at seven o'clock in
the morning. Nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That one did not have it. You're right the other one.
I heard it though. Have you heard Mom's got bats
in her in her attic?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah, that I heard.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah. I don't know how she's gonna get rid of them.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
She did get rid of them. No, she has more
right now, you're kidding me.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Right now she has bats.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
You No, we're taking Johnny had one.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, this morning. She's on the phone right now, she's
trying to find somebody to come back.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
You're kidding me.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
They must have had babies.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You're kidding me.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Where he would the bats come from?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I don't I don't know. That's disgusting. Yeah, yeah, I know.
It's just unbelievable. She don't want these bats in the house.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, who the hell wants a bat?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Listen, let's call mom and find out what's going on there.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I'm not cool. Are you cool?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
You stay there, Hold on a second, Oh, Kerry, yes,
listen to me, okay, listen, wait, wait, please, Ma, I
got to know that bat in the house.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I don't have time you heard that. Yes, I don't
have time with jokes about the water and the and
the governor and telling about the water. This is a joke.
I don't have time for this. I got to call
the people for the bat.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
You do hear the bat?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah? We go another one. I heard that out last night.
I heard it again.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
All right, I really don't have time.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
No, go ahead, grandma, Grandma, toilet, my toilet, it made
that noise. No it didn't, it did, Kerry. Don't worry
about my toilet. Get rid of the bat.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
She hung up.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
She hung up.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
There's a number that they want you to call for
a special plumber to come fix that.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
We are we're doing that for It's okay, it's not
overflowing or nothing. Right, are you there? Hey? Gregory? Are
you kidding me here? Seven o'clock in the morning. Where
are you?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Greg where a how that work? We phone tapped you again?
Your whole family, I know I mean crazy. No, no, no,
they put up with you. No, I'm the same one
of the family. They're all nuts.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
They got a bat in the attic.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh my god, calling around waking up your grandmother might
be your flusher toilet.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'll tell you, my mother's very upset over the bats.
She can't sleep. And then stand. Did they get rid
of the bats? No, they're still bats in the attic.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
They have a guy coming like this week to like
clog up a hole or something.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Greg, you shouldn't be phone tapping your family when they're
going through such a stressful time.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
How did I know they have nothing better to do anywhere.
They're sitting they're waiting for me to call them. I
think we che have listeners.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Call the mother and just no, no, no, no, no, all
day long. I do love your mom and your grandmother.
They're fabulous.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
By all participant Elvis Durant in the morning show of
phone Taps, bringing families together while tearing their homes. Oh,
Elvis durand phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I always love a phone tap from Greg T when
he phone taps his family.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is amazing.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Well, you know, you never know what you're gonna get
with my family. There's always something going on.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I mean, he could try to phone tap them about
topic A, but topic B will come up right, because
your family's all over the road, just like our Greg T.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
They are a complete mess.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
So basically I had nothing better to do with the
phone tap my family once again, so I made up
a completely stupid story about a water main break and
that they're water they're having problems in their toilets. So
I called my grandma that I called my mom, and
I'm making them frust her toilets.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And it became a.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Great phone tap and it turned into like a bat
in the attic. That's well, it turns out my mother
has bats in our attic.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's crazy in today's gay Ta phone tap, Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Ma, Hey, is there a problem with the water at home? No,
there's some kind of a water main break of the Pacific.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I don't have any problem, are you sure? Yeah? I
took a shower, I made coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Can you go to hit the toilet bowl for me?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I why, Gregory, I can't even think straight. I have
another bat in the upstairs, in the in the in
the attic. I have here. I'm run in the water.
Here's the water. They're fine. I have no problem with
the water. I'm gonna have I'm gonna have a breakdown
here with the backs. This is the second one. I don't.
I have the guy. I've got to call the guy.
(01:23):
They got to come today and do something. They have
to find out where they're coming at.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, but Stacy said, you're supposed to leave them until September.
I can't mating season.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Now, I cannot leave.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
How do you live?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You cannot live with bats until September? You cannot listen.
I can't talk about this. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Wash the toilet real quick.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
What I It's fine, Gregory.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, just hit one toilet. Just just flush one toilet
and listen.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Listen to what see if it makes like a like
a hissing, like it's a steam.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
No, there's nothing, No.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's every right, dare wait stop, don't say nothing right there?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Did you hear it?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Do it one more time?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I have to wait till it fills up.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
No, I didn't What are.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You talking about? And what what? What? What good is
this that you're telling me this?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's it's a Pacific well in line, I don't care
what it is.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
The Governor's on TV and everything talking about it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I took a shafer this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Do you have a rash? Flush it right there?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Right there?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Sound it's always that's the sound. There is no right sound?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Right there? That's the sound.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What is wrong with your brain? I'm just saying, I
am trying to get this reason.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Are you going to call? Who are you going to
call to get it out?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I'm calling an exterminator. Do you think I'm want to call.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
A plumber as well? What the toilet proper is?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
So?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Grandma?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Okay, honey, how are you?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Can you go see if there's something wrong with your water?
I just called mom. It's it's like a steaming noise
that comes from the.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Water, like toilet in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, there was a water main breakout in the Pacific.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah Jesus, well I mean just to slash my toilet? Yeah, okay,
nothing no.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right there, right there? Right there?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
What about it?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
At the I see at the very end it hits
at the very end it went.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Oh, I didn't notice that.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Go do the other one, Grandma, check the other one.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
What is the So what's gonna happen though? Is anything
gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Huh, you're gonna have to call a plumber.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I wait till the other one stops.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's a pacific well and break.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Wait a minute. Okay, we'll toilet at seven o'clock in
the morning. Nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That one did not have it. You're right the other one.
I heard it though. Have you heard Mom's got bats
in her in her attic?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah, that I heard.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah. I don't know how she's gonna get rid of them.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
She did get rid of them. No, she has more
right now, you're kidding me.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Right now she has bats.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
You No, we're taking Johnny had one.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, this morning. She's on the phone right now, she's
trying to find somebody to come back.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
You're kidding me.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
They must have had babies.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You're kidding me.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Where he would the bats come from?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I don't I don't know. That's disgusting. Yeah, yeah, I know.
It's just unbelievable. She don't want these bats in the house.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, who the hell wants a bat?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Listen, let's call mom and find out what's going on there.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I'm not cool. Are you cool?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
You stay there, Hold on a second, Oh, Kerry, yes,
listen to me, okay, listen, wait, wait, please, Ma, I
got to know that bat in the house.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I don't have time you heard that. Yes, I don't
have time with jokes about the water and the and
the governor and telling about the water. This is a joke.
I don't have time for this. I got to call
the people for the bat.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
You do hear the bat?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah? We go another one. I heard that out last night.
I heard it again.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
All right, I really don't have time.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
No, go ahead, grandma, Grandma, toilet, my toilet, it made
that noise. No it didn't, it did, Kerry. Don't worry
about my toilet. Get rid of the bat.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
She hung up.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
She hung up.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
There's a number that they want you to call for
a special plumber to come fix that.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
We are we're doing that for It's okay, it's not
overflowing or nothing. Right, are you there? Hey? Gregory? Are
you kidding me here? Seven o'clock in the morning. Where
are you?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Greg where a how that work? We phone tapped you again?
Your whole family, I know I mean crazy. No, no, no,
they put up with you. No, I'm the same one
of the family. They're all nuts.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
They got a bat in the attic.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh my god, calling around waking up your grandmother might
be your flusher toilet.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'll tell you, my mother's very upset over the bats.
She can't sleep. And then stand. Did they get rid
of the bats? No, they're still bats in the attic.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
They have a guy coming like this week to like
clog up a hole or something.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Greg, you shouldn't be phone tapping your family when they're
going through such a stressful time.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
How did I know they have nothing better to do anywhere.
They're sitting they're waiting for me to call them. I
think we che have listeners.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Call the mother and just no, no, no, no, no, all
day long. I do love your mom and your grandmother.
They're fabulous.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
By all participant Elvis Durant in the morning show of
phone Taps, bringing families together while tearing their homes. Oh,
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