I Hocked the First Ring and Lost the Second

I lost my expensive ring again, honey! Sorry!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Phone Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran. Phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, here comes the phone tap, our favorite phone tap.
Sometimes are the ones where we don't really do anything.
We let you make the call, like today's. The email
came in, Dear Elvis Durant. My husband bought me a
forty thousand dollars engagement ring when we first got engaged
seven years ago. Well, a couple of years ago. We
were moving out of our old house and I lost

(00:26):
the ring. He was so mad and frustrated with me,
but he bought me another. So why don't we call
him today and tell him that I lost my new ring.
Oh no, man, this comes to us from Sonya. Obviously.
Sonya loves to be very irritating. Sonya is going to
start the call. She does all the work herself until

(00:47):
we busted it at the end. Here's today's you make
the call phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hello. Hey, Hi, Listen, I went to shop right this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah. When I came home, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I realized that the diamond was missing from the ring.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
You had the ring on your finger and the diamond
is missing.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, I have the ring, just the center stone is missing.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
How could the center stone be missing?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
So listen, I closed shop Right to see if anybody
found something.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
And yeah, like, if someone from Shop Right finds a
diamond that size, they're gonna return it. If I found
a diamond, you think I'd give it back? Oh my god, Well,
you gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Listen, my mom's gonna come over and watch the kids.
I'm gonna go back to the store.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. If
this is the second time it happened that you lost
this ring, the.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
First time wasn't my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I know the first time wasn't your fault, so but
you know what, you would think that the second time
around you were lucky enough to get a replaced and
you'd be more careful with it. I need lose it
on purpose, right, so I know you didn't lose it
on purpose to wear it. Oh, I'm having a chest

(02:01):
pain and the doctor last week told me to avoid stress.
It finds me avoid stress.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
That's a classic that told you not to get stressed.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Not to his doctor tells me a stress is his
wife losing engagement ring twice?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Didn't you tell me the last time? Don't get upset,
It's only a ring.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, that was the first time. But how can it
happen two times? How can it happen? Most people go
to your entire lives with one diamond ring. You've had
two in the freaking past seven years. Oh my god,
I mean there's a limit to my understanding. So I'm
sitting here shaking. I'm so angry.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I'm sure we'll find it.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
You sure will find it, like you was sure we
were going to find the first one. Where's that one? Who?
Where's the first one?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
You sitting down?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
You know what I did? I had?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Why is a credit card bill of like fifteen thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Why I sold the first ring? I sold it to Derek?
What they didn't want you to find?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
What about a credit card? What's fifteen thousand dollars? On
the American inspected it was fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand dollars
credit card bill? Yeah, that I didn't know about. What
the hell did you buy for fifteen thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
You know, things for the house?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Thanks for the house. My father's house costs fifteen thousand dollars.
What are you buying fifteen thousand dollars for things.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
For the house?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
We couldn't even What else do I know about? Could
you know last, make stop making a list of that
I don't know about. Maybe it's time he.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Told me we can probably buy it back from Derek.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
What will probably buy I mean, we don't have any
debt now, so I gotta buy back a ring from Derek.
It's yeah, I don't believe this. I must be in
the twilight zone.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
But at least I sold it back to the jeweler.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Who cares who you sold it back to? Oh maybe
I don't care if you sold it back to some
junkie on the street. You think that makes a difference
who you sold it back to. You lied, You lied,
and it's not one lie. It's like a lie on
a lie on a lie. And now you want me
to leave this job to go help you look for

(04:09):
this ring. The bulls is unreal, The balls is unreal.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Are you serious? Why it's Elvis Durant man. You've been
phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
This is not funny.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I ain't save the first ring.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I really lost it, and I didn't lose the second one,
so you okay, No, I'm not I'm still going to
the emergency. Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was
pre recorded with permission granted by

Speaker 2 (04:39):
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