Stop Dropping Off Dog Poop!

Skeery confronts Dana's parents about dropping their dog's poop in the local tennis court trash bin!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Phone Elvis Durant, phone tap, I'm scary.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
What's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Dana wanted a phone tap her parents, who just moved
into a gated retirement community. Her mom walks the dog
and leaves the dog a crap bag and a trash
can every day next to the tennis courts courts, and
it stinks up the place. So I'm gonna pretend to
be the guy who uses the tennis courts and call
her parents to say I'm fed up with her pooping.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Phone tap. Hello, my name is Jimmy. I don't know
if you know me, but I played tennis over at
the court.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
After you walk your dog, you pick up its pooh
and you put it in that clear bag and then
you throw it in the garbage by the tennis court.
And I mean I played tennis there all day, and
you know, to just have a whiff of that go
by when the wind blows in the wrong direction.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I can understand that, but I hope you intend to
call everyone that does that.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Well.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I think that you're the biggest defender. I think we
could both agree.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't believe, so you don't believe.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Here, and I see who deposits the poop there?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
And so do Why I turn around and it always
seems to be another clear bag being deposited in the
garbage can.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
And you know and listen, listen, Jimmy, I don't care
to listen to any more. You have to say, why not?
I t you can tell me that you have told
every person that deposits poop and that can. I don't
want to hear what you have to say.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, I am going to start making my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Calls complaining about me depositing poop in the garbage like
I'm the only one who's poop in the garbage. You
know what? I want you to come here.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm just letting you know that on behalf of everybody
who plays tennis, wed.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I intend to find out who you are and where
you live.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Why can't you deposit it in your garbage?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Can me your last name?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Connors?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well you know what bother's name, mister Connor?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
What's that is that you are?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You're just picking me out.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Let's face it, you're the worst defender of this.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
And then not only that, I'm not you put it
in sandwich bags so everybody can see it.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I don't need to see your dog's crap?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
True?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
How would you like it if I had my dog
Marmaduke come up to your porch and lay a nice, hot,
steamy one and leave it there?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Because that's what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
To me a gif?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I harassed? You want to telephone Dana, Ma, You're not
gonna believe what we're going through here this morning. This
son of a bitch has called to hear about the poop.
He kept going on and on with it. I said,
are you calling every single person that deposits pooping? That can?
He says, well, yours is the most offensive. I am so.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Hello, Hello? How did I get on this line?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Hi, I'm looking for Linda.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
There he is, Dana. I want to know where you
live because I intend to call the police that.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Now you're hollering at my wife and you're shouting on
this phone. I'm not Yeah, I was taking it easy
with you. Now you're asking for problem, and I will
give you a problem.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm gonna swat you with my tennis racket.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Will you stop all this? This is like playing a
kid's game with you. Why don't you meet me at
the tennis court right now?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You want to play?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
You're gonna piss me offily Man. I'm gonna wait at
this tennis court for you. I'm gonna ask everybody that
plays there do they know you?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Do you know my friend Andy Roddick, he plays with
me every day.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
All right, Well, I'm going in there and I'm going.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
To that's for Pete. All right, Pete Sampress, I will.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
I will, because I'm sick and tired. It is both.
You do that.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
And I'll go ahead and I'll phone tap you because
you're on the radio and your daughter Dave is playing
a joke on you.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
You know what. I am so furious.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
With you, missus campll My name is Scary Jones from
Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
And mister whoever you are, you can't imagine how upset
I am.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh my god, wow, I love how to use all
these professional tennis players' retired Yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy Connors.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
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