Satan is my Superhero

The Four Horsemen have arrived — and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history.

Expect plague balls, Elon Musk jokes, martyrs begging God for blood vengeance, and the rich elites hiding in caves — some things never change.

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This week we drag the Jezebel stereotype and crazy christian conspiracies through the fiery pits of satire! From Rihanna to Katy Perry, pop divas apparently summon demons with every sequined costume, and the Super Bowl halftime show is “ground zero” for sexist Satanic panic. We fact-check the hysteria, expose the blatant misogyny behind “Satanic” accusations, and celebrate the real power of women in music. This episode blends satir...

Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches, sharp satire, and plenty of shade, this episode is a knockout for anyone tired of celebrity scapegoating. 

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Hi, it’s Teeteaze. Judas and Lexi have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I’m taking over this week’s podcast to bring you my personally curated, totally unauthorised “Best of Patreon 2025.”  You're welcome.

Inside this episode:

• Angela Merkel performs satanic rituals at the Pergamon Altar, apparently
• Right-wing cookbook Attila Hildmann does life coaching for sociopaths
• Evangelical sex-pest-adjacent ex-chaplain Gord...

What do Satan, a horny goat god, and lettuce soaked in semen have in common?
They were all part of the ancient blueprint for the devil we know today. In this minisode, we finish our whirlwind tour of the Ancient Near East and Mediterranean gods who got retrofitted into Christianity’s ultimate villain.

From Hades and Pan to Set and Apep, we explore how early Christians demonized other people's gods, turning fertility symbol...

Who invented Satan? If you said "the Bible," think again nerds!
In this Origin Story Vol. 1 minisode, we go ancient, like really ancient and introduce you to Zoroaster, a Persian prophet who may have accidentally drawn up Satan’s first résumé.

Before YHWH got possessive and the Christians started branding anyone with hobbies as a witch, Zoroaster was preaching about ONE god ‘Ahura Mazda’ and his cosmic nemesis, ‘Angra...

In this Origins minisode of Satan Is My Superhero, we plunge Ba’als deep (yeah, we went there) into the ancient world of horned gods, storm gods, and seven headed sea monsters that helped shape the modern image of Satan. Meet Ba’al Hadid the OG bringer of storms, plus other Ba’als who were demonized by the Bible’s propaganda machine. We’ll expose how gods like Attar (aka Venus, the Morning Star) and Lotan (the Leviathan’s cousin) g...

What are the Seven Seals in the Book of Revelation, and why does every end times movie obsess over them? 
In this episode, we tear into Revelation Chapter 5—where YHWH clutches an unreadable book, a slain lamb shows up with seven horns and seven eyes, and a countless horde of angels simps hard for the apocalypse. Also featuring: thoughts and prayers (now available in jar form), David Koresh laying down the rules, and Jesus—jus...

To celebrate the 2nd anniversary of his passing, I pulled this one from the Patreon feed for you.

In this episode we follow up our biography episode on the life of the despicable little troll Pat Robertson, by giving him the right of reply and concentrate entirely on his own words.

Featuring celebrity cameo gust star appearances from Halloween, witches, Druids, Christmas, New York Magazine, Taylor Swift, Women Grand Chess Masters, Su...

In this episode we broaden our search for Satan in Science Fiction. In the previous episodes in this series, we looked for him in the Christ Myth. Tales of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers. Now it’s time to find the devil in his own science fiction stories.

There are special guest stars making cameos like James Cameron, John Connor, Kyle Reese, Holy Ghost, Skynet, Marlon Brando,...

In this episode, we once again return to the Christ myth, in our search for the devil in Science Fiction with The Matrix. The Christ Myth is usually the story of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers coming to rescue us all from evil. I would argue, Matrix is the most blatant and obvious of our Christ myth stories. 

Special guest stars include Keanu Reeves, Thomas Anderson, Neo, Kung...

In this episode we try our damnedest to avoid the golden path. But no matter how much emo teenage pouting we do it still all ends up in genocide and our kid turning into an immortal homicidal worm. That’s right, it’s Frank Herbert’s seminal epic Dune. We will once again look for Satan in Science Fiction through the lens of the Christ Myth. The idea of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural p...

In celebration of May the Fourth, over the next four weeks, we’re pulling apart one of our first season episodes, putting it back together with dozens of new jokes and unashamedly admitting, we don’t think it was all that good, first time round. And in this Sci Fi Satan miniseries of minisodes we're looking at where the Christian Bible has influenced Science Fiction.

In this episode we’ll look at some of the comparisons that ca...

In this sinful episode of Satan Is My Superhero, Judas (and Lexi) dig into the diamond-studded sermons of Creflo Dollar—pastor of World Changers Church and poster boy of the prosperity gospel. We investigate how wealthy Creflo Dollar really is, why he needed a $65 million jet, and what’s up with all the cars, mansions, and ministries. Did you hear about the Creflo Dollar plane crash hoax? We did too—and we’re calling BS. It’s a dar...

He wasn’t Keanu Reeves, and he definitely wasn’t a Christian hero. In this episode, we rip the golden halo off Constantine the Great and dig into the actual history behind the man who allegedly saw a cross in the sky and converted an empire. Spoiler: he was more into Apollo than Jesus.

Was Constantine a devout believer or just a savvy warlord with excellent PR? We’re dragging in all the big names—Diocletian, Eusebius, Helena, Galeri...

Have you ever wondered what happens when ancient religious texts and hallucinogenic experiences collide? Our latest deep dive into the Book of Revelation might just convince you that John of Patmos was experiencing something far more chemical than divine.

Taking you straight through heaven's door in Chapter 4, we explore John's fantastical descriptions of beings that shine like precious stones, a floor made of gl...

In this episode we avoid the most violent depraved and abusive things pastors make the headlines for every day, because this is a comedy show. Instead we will concentrate on their light hearted misogyny.

Special guest star appearances include Pastor R.C. Sproul Jr, The Impact Team, Ashley Madison, Tennessee pastor, Greg Locke, Witches, National Secular Society, Office of the Scottish Charity Regulator, Pastor Donald Clough, Moray Co...

In this episode we celebrate International Women’s Day and grapple with the huge throbbing phallus of Christian fragility. Engorged and swollen with an urgent pressure it must release. But first we should ask ourselves the question, did Jesus hate women? Coz his followers sure do!

This episode features special guest appearances from DEI, disciples, Progressives, apologists, feminists, YHWH, Genesis, Tertullian, Christian bloggers, I...

In this episode we stroll down the corridors of power in high heels, paint the White House pink and take up residence in the OVARY Office. We’ tell the story of women attempting to enter the White House via the Electoral College and the trouble that brings.

We’ve got special guest star appearances from the likes of Harpers Weekly, Thomas Nast, Victoria Woodhull, Marx and Engel’s, Demosthenes, Fredrick Douglass, President Grant, The ...