February 4, 2022 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up about four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today and the subject is he shouldn't
be in my purse. Okay, we'll get into that and
just a bit, but right now it is time for
the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you got
for us? Now, well, we're gonna take it to the church.
(00:22):
They call him the first Lady. I call her the
preacher's wife, the preacher's wife, cat dog. If you would hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach a sister Angela. Sister Angela, please,
how you doing. My name is Brother Clayton. I'm calling
you from our greatest Baptist Church. How are you doing
(00:43):
this morning? Oh? I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah, listen, I
know that your husband, Reverend Reverend Jonathan, is actually one
of the candidates that we may be choosing to be
our pastor since our past pastor has stepped down. Yes, yes, yes,
I'm very proud of my husband. I think you'll make
(01:03):
a very good candidate. As a matter of fact, here
at the church, we've been asking a lot of the
deacons and assistant ministers here have been asking different questions,
different things that they would be doing once they became pastor,
you know, like your first one hundred days, what would
you try and change here at the church or try
and make better? So to speak? Yet, but but what
(01:25):
my husband, he's not here right now that you need
to speak to her? No, not right now. What we've
decided to do, uh, Sis Angela is actually called the
wives and ask them a few questions. Oh, okay, that's
a little different. Sure, and we don't we don't want
to take up too much of your time. You know
a lot of times, if a pastor is stressed at home,
(01:47):
nine times out of ten, he's likely to be stressed
at the church. So I guess, my, my, My biggest
question to you is is your husband stressed at home? Uh? No,
not that I know of. He eats regularly, he's on
a good diet. You know, he gets goes to the
(02:07):
doctor regularly. He gets his physical um pretty good. At home.
I don't have a reason to believe that he's stressed.
He certainly hasn't brought anything to my attention. Okay, No, no,
I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't, I don't.
I don't think you follow me, Suster Andrew. What I'm saying,
is he stressed behind closed doors? Is he stressed in
(02:29):
that fashion? Um, I'm not I'm not too sure. I
follow you. You said behind closed doors? What exactly did
you mean by that? Is he? Is he stressed in
y'all's relations? Is he stressed? Are you asking me about
my personal business? Brother? Well, what I'm saying is if
(02:49):
he's stressed at home, he'll be stressed at the church.
And if he's stressed at the church, then the members
are stressed, then the congregation is stressed. So the stressed
thought arg with you. Excuse me, If you are making
sure that he's all right at home, he's gonna be
all right at the chair. I'm sorry, brother. What was
(03:10):
your name? Brother Clayton? Brother Clayton. I appreciate you m
conducting whatever interviews you guys need to conduct with the candidates. Wise,
I do think that's pretty much personal territory, and I
really don't want to answer those kind of questions. It's
not personal since the Angela when so many other people involved. See,
That's why I'm asking you the question, is your man
(03:31):
stressed behind Clayton? I could assure you, yes that my
husband is not stressed at home. If I get your drift.
He is not stressed behind closed doors, brother, and I
would appreciate you if you don't call. What these kind
of questions are you asking other candidates? Why these kind
of questions? Well, I was the one dedicated to call
(03:52):
to give you a call, and that's the question that
I decided to come up with because I want to
know if a man is gonna be stressed, because if
he's gonna have tension at the church, then then the
congregation is going to have tension. The church is gonna
have tension, and the church cannot move forward in the
direction Over Clayton. My husband and I have been married
twenty to five years and they've been twenty five good years.
(04:13):
If you get my drift, Okay, he is not stressed
at home, and whatever goes on at home, my husband
has sense enough not to take it to the church.
That is not something he's going to do. So you
don't see about anybody else being stressed at the congregation
in the pulpit nowhere. Okay, we have together at home.
And I appreciate if you don't ask you those kind
of questions, but sometimes ask me, Well, sometimes a woman
(04:36):
does not realize that a husband is stressed. You understand
that there's a possible way that you don't know that
he's stressed. So how can you get let me get
your phone. A matter of fact, let me get your
full name. What's your first name? Let's just go with
brother Clayton right now, could you please answer this question?
How can you guarantee that he is fully not stressed?
Brother Clayton calling the law quick hold, Brother Clayton. I'm
(05:02):
an honorable woman. I'm a woman who stands by my man. Okay,
but you are asking me some questions that very personal,
very private, very confidential. You are asking me questions that
that a question is the safety of my marriage? Okay,
my husband is not stressed, and if I don't send
(05:25):
him away from my home stressed? Okay, how do you know?
But what are you doing to make sure that this
is less stress? Clayton? I'm about to end this phone call. Okay, now,
if you know we're not gonna end this phone call
that we know we I need to know the Reverend
Jonathan is not stressed at home. They put they assign
(05:46):
me to talk to you, and that's what I'm going
to do, and I'm going to leave. He is not stressed.
I don't know who told you that the man is
not stressed. If he had to stressed around you, I
bet you. I bet you his stress because you're stressed.
Ain't me right now? Now we're both stressed out. How
can we understand that that man is not stressed. That's
the end of this conversation. Do you understand me? Give
(06:06):
me your full name right now, give me some intimate details,
and then I'll give you my numb cross the line.
You wait till my husband gets here. If this is
gonna cost HIMCCANDACY, does this, so be it. We'll find
another church. I'd have some choice words for you right now.
Oh brother Clayton, I will give you my name right now.
Do you have a pen? Yes, I'm gonna write it
right now. The letter n N is in nancy E P.
(06:31):
I know how to spell n E P h E
W got a name? Is that nephew? Your name is
nephew Clayton. My name ain't nephew Clayton. My name is
nephew Tommy. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
got pranked by your husband, Reverend Jonathan Toto. You said
(06:54):
this is nephew Tommy is God from the Steve Harvey
mourning's your Your husband got me to prank phone call you.
Oh Lord, I'm gonna kill it. I don't need that.
Oh didn't trust me set me this morning. I can't
(07:15):
believe I let him. You know, thanks before? Oh my God, Tommy,
I will tell you if this was twenty five years ago. Brother,
I cussed up a storm. I'm so glad. I'm a
safe woman. Well listen, listen. Can I ask you one
more thing? Yes? What is the baddest radio show in
(07:39):
the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show in the doors
of the Churchill, ain't nobody slow? You need to pick
this pace up. I can spare. He picked the pace up.
I can spare anybody. Whatever. I just want to know
(08:06):
is he's stressed at home m preacher's wife. Yeah, yeah,
you do prank first ladiest too, first ladiest, second, lateist whatever.
We're pranking them. That's how we're doing folks. I got
(08:28):
to do with Shirley. If you are in Huntsville and
you want to be unstressed, come on out to Stand
Up Live Comedy Club, Huntsville, Alabama, February tenth, eleven, and twelfth.
The Nephew is there one show on Thursday, two Friday,
two Saturday. That's it. Ain't adding nothing, they'd nothing. That's
it right there, five shows come to you, boy, been
there before. You watch me at a fool every single
(08:49):
time I come. Is ignorant every single time, and you
already know it's gonna be just as ignorant, if not
even more, this time around. All right, that's it. Valentine's weekend, baby,
don get your love and laughed on with your boy.
Ya ya ya ya, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming
up next Strawberry letter, the subject he shouldn't be in
(09:10):
my purse? Okay at all. We'll get into that right
after this. You're listening to the Dame Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up about four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today and the subject is he shouldn't
be in my purse. Okay, we'll get into that and
just a bit, but right now it is time for
the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you got
for us? Now, well, we're gonna take it to the church.
(00:22):
They call him the first Lady. I call her the
preacher's wife, the preacher's wife, cat dog. If you would hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach a sister Angela. Sister Angela, please,
how you doing. My name is Brother Clayton. I'm calling
you from our greatest Baptist Church. How are you doing
(00:43):
this morning? Oh? I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah, listen, I
know that your husband, Reverend Reverend Jonathan, is actually one
of the candidates that we may be choosing to be
our pastor since our past pastor has stepped down. Yes, yes, yes,
I'm very proud of my husband. I think you'll make
(01:03):
a very good candidate. As a matter of fact, here
at the church, we've been asking a lot of the
deacons and assistant ministers here have been asking different questions,
different things that they would be doing once they became pastor,
you know, like your first one hundred days, what would
you try and change here at the church or try
and make better? So to speak? Yet, but but what
(01:25):
my husband, he's not here right now that you need
to speak to her? No, not right now. What we've
decided to do, uh, Sis Angela is actually called the
wives and ask them a few questions. Oh, okay, that's
a little different. Sure, and we don't we don't want
to take up too much of your time. You know
a lot of times, if a pastor is stressed at home,
(01:47):
nine times out of ten, he's likely to be stressed
at the church. So I guess, my, my, My biggest
question to you is is your husband stressed at home? Uh? No,
not that I know of. He eats regularly, he's on
a good diet. You know, he gets goes to the
(02:07):
doctor regularly. He gets his physical um pretty good. At home.
I don't have a reason to believe that he's stressed.
He certainly hasn't brought anything to my attention. Okay, No, no,
I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't, I don't.
I don't think you follow me, Suster Andrew. What I'm saying,
is he stressed behind closed doors? Is he stressed in
(02:29):
that fashion? Um, I'm not I'm not too sure. I
follow you. You said behind closed doors? What exactly did
you mean by that? Is he? Is he stressed in
y'all's relations? Is he stressed? Are you asking me about
my personal business? Brother? Well, what I'm saying is if
(02:49):
he's stressed at home, he'll be stressed at the church.
And if he's stressed at the church, then the members
are stressed, then the congregation is stressed. So the stressed
thought arg with you. Excuse me, If you are making
sure that he's all right at home, he's gonna be
all right at the chair. I'm sorry, brother. What was
(03:10):
your name? Brother Clayton? Brother Clayton. I appreciate you m
conducting whatever interviews you guys need to conduct with the candidates. Wise,
I do think that's pretty much personal territory, and I
really don't want to answer those kind of questions. It's
not personal since the Angela when so many other people involved. See,
That's why I'm asking you the question, is your man
(03:31):
stressed behind Clayton? I could assure you, yes that my
husband is not stressed at home. If I get your drift.
He is not stressed behind closed doors, brother, and I
would appreciate you if you don't call. What these kind
of questions are you asking other candidates? Why these kind
of questions? Well, I was the one dedicated to call
(03:52):
to give you a call, and that's the question that
I decided to come up with because I want to
know if a man is gonna be stressed, because if
he's gonna have tension at the church, then then the
congregation is going to have tension. The church is gonna
have tension, and the church cannot move forward in the
direction Over Clayton. My husband and I have been married
twenty to five years and they've been twenty five good years.
(04:13):
If you get my drift, Okay, he is not stressed
at home, and whatever goes on at home, my husband
has sense enough not to take it to the church.
That is not something he's going to do. So you
don't see about anybody else being stressed at the congregation
in the pulpit nowhere. Okay, we have together at home.
And I appreciate if you don't ask you those kind
of questions, but sometimes ask me, Well, sometimes a woman
(04:36):
does not realize that a husband is stressed. You understand
that there's a possible way that you don't know that
he's stressed. So how can you get let me get
your phone. A matter of fact, let me get your
full name. What's your first name? Let's just go with
brother Clayton right now, could you please answer this question?
How can you guarantee that he is fully not stressed?
Brother Clayton calling the law quick hold, Brother Clayton. I'm
(05:02):
an honorable woman. I'm a woman who stands by my man. Okay,
but you are asking me some questions that very personal,
very private, very confidential. You are asking me questions that
that a question is the safety of my marriage? Okay,
my husband is not stressed, and if I don't send
(05:25):
him away from my home stressed? Okay, how do you know?
But what are you doing to make sure that this
is less stress? Clayton? I'm about to end this phone call. Okay, now,
if you know we're not gonna end this phone call
that we know we I need to know the Reverend
Jonathan is not stressed at home. They put they assign
(05:46):
me to talk to you, and that's what I'm going
to do, and I'm going to leave. He is not stressed.
I don't know who told you that the man is
not stressed. If he had to stressed around you, I
bet you. I bet you his stress because you're stressed.
Ain't me right now? Now we're both stressed out. How
can we understand that that man is not stressed. That's
the end of this conversation. Do you understand me? Give
(06:06):
me your full name right now, give me some intimate details,
and then I'll give you my numb cross the line.
You wait till my husband gets here. If this is
gonna cost HIMCCANDACY, does this, so be it. We'll find
another church. I'd have some choice words for you right now.
Oh brother Clayton, I will give you my name right now.
Do you have a pen? Yes, I'm gonna write it
right now. The letter n N is in nancy E P.
(06:31):
I know how to spell n E P h E
W got a name? Is that nephew? Your name is
nephew Clayton. My name ain't nephew Clayton. My name is
nephew Tommy. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
got pranked by your husband, Reverend Jonathan Toto. You said
(06:54):
this is nephew Tommy is God from the Steve Harvey
mourning's your Your husband got me to prank phone call you.
Oh Lord, I'm gonna kill it. I don't need that.
Oh didn't trust me set me this morning. I can't
(07:15):
believe I let him. You know, thanks before? Oh my God, Tommy,
I will tell you if this was twenty five years ago. Brother,
I cussed up a storm. I'm so glad. I'm a
safe woman. Well listen, listen. Can I ask you one
more thing? Yes? What is the baddest radio show in
(07:39):
the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show in the doors
of the Churchill, ain't nobody slow? You need to pick
this pace up. I can spare. He picked the pace up.
I can spare anybody. Whatever. I just want to know
(08:06):
is he's stressed at home m preacher's wife. Yeah, yeah,
you do prank first ladiest too, first ladiest, second, lateist whatever.
We're pranking them. That's how we're doing folks. I got
(08:28):
to do with Shirley. If you are in Huntsville and
you want to be unstressed, come on out to Stand
Up Live Comedy Club, Huntsville, Alabama, February tenth, eleven, and twelfth.
The Nephew is there one show on Thursday, two Friday,
two Saturday. That's it. Ain't adding nothing, they'd nothing. That's
it right there, five shows come to you, boy, been
there before. You watch me at a fool every single
(08:49):
time I come. Is ignorant every single time, and you
already know it's gonna be just as ignorant, if not
even more, this time around. All right, that's it. Valentine's weekend, baby,
don get your love and laughed on with your boy.
Ya ya ya ya, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming
up next Strawberry letter, the subject he shouldn't be in
(09:10):
my purse? Okay at all. We'll get into that right
after this. You're listening to the Dame Harvey Morning Show.
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