September 28, 2020 • 13 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m 25 years old and I am in big trouble with my girlfriend’s parents. My girlfriend and I got pretty intense in the bedroom last week and I pulled out my phone and started recording us. It was dark in the room, so the video was not that good, but I kept it anyway because I love to hear my girlfriend’s whimpering and how softly she says my name...........................
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, it is thirty six days until the November third election.
I feel like we say this every day all day.
I hope it's getting through to somebody. I really really
hope it is. I hope it is, because we really
are just trying to get through and let you know
how important your vote is. You're absolutely correct. I would
(00:24):
be beyond disheartened if voters don't turn out in this election.
Trump said this is the most important election in the
history of our country. He's saying that because it's him, right,
it's the most important election for him, because he got
(00:46):
to become president so he can stay out of jail. Okay,
all right, all right, So get registered to vote, people, Okay,
we'll get registered to vote. Go to vote dot org,
go to vote, and listen to me. Donald Trump is
doing everything he promised to make America great again. He's
(01:06):
doing everything to get this country back to a place
where it used to be, where his kind was in
charge of everything. He's doing exactly that. All right, Well,
we're gonna move on. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
(01:28):
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
gonna read this one right here, right now. That's for DJ.
Buckle up, hold on tight, we got it for you here.
It is a Strawberry letter subjects her parents heard everything.
(01:49):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm twenty five years old and I'm
in big trouble with my girlfriend's parents. My girlfriend and
I got pretty intense in the bedroom last week. I
pulled out my phone and started recording us. It was
dark in the room, so the video was not that good,
but I kept it anyway because I loved to hear
(02:10):
my girlfriend's whimpering and how softly she says my name.
She didn't care if I deleted it, deleted the video
or not, because you couldn't see her face or her body.
I played that video over and over again that night.
The next day, her parents invited us to dinner, and
I offered to drive since I have a new car.
(02:31):
I've always had a great relationship with her mom and dad,
so I was looking forward to it. My girlfriend and
I went to pick up her parents and we headed
to dinner. They complimented me on the car, and her
dad said he needed to check out the sound system.
I wanted to impress him by playing some jazz. To
do so, I had to plug in the auxiliary cord
(02:51):
to my phone so I could access my playlist. Bluetooth
connected instantly, and the first thing we heard was my
girlfriend and I'm moaning and breathing hard. Right before I
yanked the cord out, we all heard my girlfriend yell
out my name through the speakers. There is absolutely no
(03:13):
way to deny what they heard. Her mom started crying.
Her dad told me to take them back home. When
I got them home, he yelled for my girlfriend to
get out of the car too. I try to call
her the rest of the evening, but she wouldn't answer.
I can't believe how careless I was. All I had
to do was delete the video. It's been a week.
(03:36):
She still won't talk to me. How can I fix
things with my girlfriend and her parents? Okay, you call
it careless, I just say this was just really stupid.
I mean, we've all done stupid things, but oh mge,
this was really a stupid mistake. Huh. And it's odd
because you're both grown and I'm assuming your girlfriend has grown.
(03:58):
You said you're twenty five. I'm assumed. I mean she's
you know, somewhere around that age as well. But does
she live with her parents? Because her her dad yelled
for her to get out of the car too, I
wasn't clear on that. But anyway, no parent, especially a father,
come on, they don't want to face the fact that
they're a little girl, his little girl, you know. I mean,
(04:22):
we all know she's grown. They don't want to think
that she's having sex. They just don't want to think that.
I mean, I'm a parent, I don't I don't want
to think that. But we know it's true. They don't
want that visual, they don't want to hear it, none
of that. And yes, they know it's probably happening. And
like I said, and as long as they don't see it,
(04:43):
they can pretend that their precious little princess, you know,
it's still a virgin or something. So yes, of course
they liked you in their fake virgin world. But you know,
all that's over now and you're the villain. You are
the villain, you're the enemy. They won't answer your calls,
so maybe you just need to give it some time.
You need to give them some space for a while
(05:03):
and let things cool down a bit, you know, just
leave it alone for a while. Hopefully you know they
believe in the power of forgiveness or else you're just
out Steve. Well, you know, it's really nothing. This letter
is really short, really because it's you know, man, I mean,
what do you want me and Shirley to do? Here's
the key to this whole damn letter. And I may
(05:26):
do some form of reenactment after this. Please, I will
think of something that I want to do. You said
at the end of the letter. I can't believe how
careless I was. All I had to do was delete
the video. Wow, that's that's the whole letter. In the nutshell?
(05:53):
What is wrong with young people now? Y'all got to
have everything on tape Now, Instagram is a story. Let
me tell you about my stupid ass kids. If I
want to know what they at, what they did, all
I got to do is watch their damn story. They
(06:14):
their masters telling everything, And if they ain't telling it,
all I got to do is know who their friends are.
I ain't never seen nothing like it. Man. The desire
to watch me, see me, feel me, look at me
hearing me see me. Hang on, Steve, stupid ass, don't
(06:36):
have part two come dart two of Steve's response, coming
up with twenty three minutes after the hour my strawberry
letter for today, the subject her parents heard everything. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening show
all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
(07:00):
Her parents heard everything, your stupid ass, twenty five year
old board and recorded him and his girlfriend having set
because he played over and over. He loved the way
she say his name and she whimple and all this here.
You just oh you the magic man, you fifty cent
(07:21):
I got the magic stick. Yeah, oh you fifty cent?
You know, oh you all that it's your birthday, Oh
you fifty cent. Well, your dumb ass got a new
car and plugged the cord up in the bluetooth. Kicked
the head right away and instantly as soon as you
(07:45):
plugged it in with her, damn mama and daddy in
the car. Let me check out your sound system. Boy.
You decided to play some jazz bob and the first
thing we heard was my girlfriend and I'm moaning and
breathing hard right before I yanked at cord. I all,
(08:06):
we heard my girlfriend yell out my name through the speaker, Dmitrias.
It's a long name too, Sean Taylor, James Jackson, government name,
Sean Jackson, whatever it was. That was absolutely no way
(08:30):
to deny what they heard. Hit apart where your ass
got in trouble. Her mother started crying. Yeah, you know
why her mama started cryingcause she sound just like her.
Oh now her damn daddy, take us back home. We
(08:55):
don't want raging, little nasty ass car take us home.
So now they don't know if you made the recording
in your brand new car. They don't know what they
want to have to live an ask the ass car
now now your daddy told her, and you get your
ass out of the car too. Ya. Right now, you've
(09:16):
embarrassed the girl in front of her parents. I mean,
you put her in a position man, and she can't
explain it away. Her mother is crying because they grown.
They know what that is. They probably farted five years old.
They send in. They was just they know what that is.
(09:37):
Damn dog, you stupid and in your own words, all
I had to do was delete the damn video. That's
all you had to do. Now, you think what we've
learned is you don't have to delete the video if
you don't make the video. But y'all so busy recording stuff,
(10:04):
y'all gonna let y'all technology then got y'all to them.
So now I ain't got nothing for your dog. There's
no way to fix this. It's no way to fix
what you're gonna say. I'm sorry. Yeah, what what you're
gonna say? Skip over there? Um, he thinks it's just
being careless. I'm sorry. I was your daughter. Yeah, that terrible.
(10:32):
You ain't spank nobody before. Come on here, okay, here
we go, here's the reenacturment. Oh no, this is the father.
I'm gonna be the father, okay, and you're gonna be
the boy. Good? All right? Um, what can I do
(10:53):
for young man? Sir? I just really want to apologize
for what you heard. Boar board boy. You know you
got a lot of nerve board Listen to me, you
got a lot of nerve coming up in this house
with this foolishness. After court, and and and and my
wife was crying. M Oh, I'm so sorry. I know
(11:17):
what you heard was what you heard. But the ropes
were not that tight on her wrist, and I don't know,
hold on, hold on holdings. So you're gonna bring your
black ass up in here and you couldn't talk to
me about some hot tights some damn I know, I know,
I know, I know. But what we was using, the
(11:38):
toy we was using, it was brand new. I just
got it out the box. It was yeah, it was.
It was Oh my god, it took her. It took
a double D, like eighteen double D batteries and I
had to use that. You know. It was just unbelievable
the fun we was having. It sounded like, yeah, you
(12:00):
said you want to come to my house to talk
to me, and this is the foolishness that you're coming
up in here with. I'm just trying to explain to
you that what you heard, the sounds you heard, it
wasn't that at all. What was happening was there was
a mouse in the room, says, So it wasn't saying
(12:22):
at all. Boys, listen to me. You think that me
and my wife is a couple of damned foods. No,
I don't think that at all. And that's not even
in my head. None of that is in my head
that y'all, where did you get my daughter's voice from?
(12:44):
And and how was it coming through? I said, where
did you get my daughters from voice? From me? Where
was it coming? How was it coming through? Them? Speak?
Because it was her? We was we was we was
doing a play. It was I'm we gotta go post
your comments on today Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey f
M on Instagram and Facebook. And please don't forget to
(13:07):
check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand coming up
in forty six minutes after the hour. It's junior and
sports talk right aftern after the day. I'm all junior,
Come all, junior. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Well, it is thirty six days until the November third election.
I feel like we say this every day all day.
I hope it's getting through to somebody. I really really
hope it is. I hope it is, because we really
are just trying to get through and let you know
how important your vote is. You're absolutely correct. I would
(00:24):
be beyond disheartened if voters don't turn out in this election.
Trump said this is the most important election in the
history of our country. He's saying that because it's him, right,
it's the most important election for him, because he got
(00:46):
to become president so he can stay out of jail. Okay,
all right, all right, So get registered to vote, people, Okay,
we'll get registered to vote. Go to vote dot org,
go to vote, and listen to me. Donald Trump is
doing everything he promised to make America great again. He's
(01:06):
doing everything to get this country back to a place
where it used to be, where his kind was in
charge of everything. He's doing exactly that. All right, Well,
we're gonna move on. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
(01:28):
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
gonna read this one right here, right now. That's for DJ.
Buckle up, hold on tight, we got it for you here.
It is a Strawberry letter subjects her parents heard everything.
(01:49):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm twenty five years old and I'm
in big trouble with my girlfriend's parents. My girlfriend and
I got pretty intense in the bedroom last week. I
pulled out my phone and started recording us. It was
dark in the room, so the video was not that good,
but I kept it anyway because I loved to hear
(02:10):
my girlfriend's whimpering and how softly she says my name.
She didn't care if I deleted it, deleted the video
or not, because you couldn't see her face or her body.
I played that video over and over again that night.
The next day, her parents invited us to dinner, and
I offered to drive since I have a new car.
(02:31):
I've always had a great relationship with her mom and dad,
so I was looking forward to it. My girlfriend and
I went to pick up her parents and we headed
to dinner. They complimented me on the car, and her
dad said he needed to check out the sound system.
I wanted to impress him by playing some jazz. To
do so, I had to plug in the auxiliary cord
(02:51):
to my phone so I could access my playlist. Bluetooth
connected instantly, and the first thing we heard was my
girlfriend and I'm moaning and breathing hard. Right before I
yanked the cord out, we all heard my girlfriend yell
out my name through the speakers. There is absolutely no
(03:13):
way to deny what they heard. Her mom started crying.
Her dad told me to take them back home. When
I got them home, he yelled for my girlfriend to
get out of the car too. I try to call
her the rest of the evening, but she wouldn't answer.
I can't believe how careless I was. All I had
to do was delete the video. It's been a week.
(03:36):
She still won't talk to me. How can I fix
things with my girlfriend and her parents? Okay, you call
it careless, I just say this was just really stupid.
I mean, we've all done stupid things, but oh mge,
this was really a stupid mistake. Huh. And it's odd
because you're both grown and I'm assuming your girlfriend has grown.
(03:58):
You said you're twenty five. I'm assumed. I mean she's
you know, somewhere around that age as well. But does
she live with her parents? Because her her dad yelled
for her to get out of the car too, I
wasn't clear on that. But anyway, no parent, especially a father,
come on, they don't want to face the fact that
they're a little girl, his little girl, you know. I mean,
(04:22):
we all know she's grown. They don't want to think
that she's having sex. They just don't want to think that.
I mean, I'm a parent, I don't I don't want
to think that. But we know it's true. They don't
want that visual, they don't want to hear it, none
of that. And yes, they know it's probably happening. And
like I said, and as long as they don't see it,
(04:43):
they can pretend that their precious little princess, you know,
it's still a virgin or something. So yes, of course
they liked you in their fake virgin world. But you know,
all that's over now and you're the villain. You are
the villain, you're the enemy. They won't answer your calls,
so maybe you just need to give it some time.
You need to give them some space for a while
(05:03):
and let things cool down a bit, you know, just
leave it alone for a while. Hopefully you know they
believe in the power of forgiveness or else you're just
out Steve. Well, you know, it's really nothing. This letter
is really short, really because it's you know, man, I mean,
what do you want me and Shirley to do? Here's
the key to this whole damn letter. And I may
(05:26):
do some form of reenactment after this. Please, I will
think of something that I want to do. You said
at the end of the letter. I can't believe how
careless I was. All I had to do was delete
the video. Wow, that's that's the whole letter. In the nutshell?
(05:53):
What is wrong with young people now? Y'all got to
have everything on tape Now, Instagram is a story. Let
me tell you about my stupid ass kids. If I
want to know what they at, what they did, all
I got to do is watch their damn story. They
(06:14):
their masters telling everything, And if they ain't telling it,
all I got to do is know who their friends are.
I ain't never seen nothing like it. Man. The desire
to watch me, see me, feel me, look at me
hearing me see me. Hang on, Steve, stupid ass, don't
(06:36):
have part two come dart two of Steve's response, coming
up with twenty three minutes after the hour my strawberry
letter for today, the subject her parents heard everything. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening show
all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
(07:00):
Her parents heard everything, your stupid ass, twenty five year
old board and recorded him and his girlfriend having set
because he played over and over. He loved the way
she say his name and she whimple and all this here.
You just oh you the magic man, you fifty cent
(07:21):
I got the magic stick. Yeah, oh you fifty cent?
You know, oh you all that it's your birthday, Oh
you fifty cent. Well, your dumb ass got a new
car and plugged the cord up in the bluetooth. Kicked
the head right away and instantly as soon as you
(07:45):
plugged it in with her, damn mama and daddy in
the car. Let me check out your sound system. Boy.
You decided to play some jazz bob and the first
thing we heard was my girlfriend and I'm moaning and
breathing hard right before I yanked at cord. I all,
(08:06):
we heard my girlfriend yell out my name through the speaker, Dmitrias.
It's a long name too, Sean Taylor, James Jackson, government name,
Sean Jackson, whatever it was. That was absolutely no way
(08:30):
to deny what they heard. Hit apart where your ass
got in trouble. Her mother started crying. Yeah, you know
why her mama started cryingcause she sound just like her.
Oh now her damn daddy, take us back home. We
(08:55):
don't want raging, little nasty ass car take us home.
So now they don't know if you made the recording
in your brand new car. They don't know what they
want to have to live an ask the ass car
now now your daddy told her, and you get your
ass out of the car too. Ya. Right now, you've
(09:16):
embarrassed the girl in front of her parents. I mean,
you put her in a position man, and she can't
explain it away. Her mother is crying because they grown.
They know what that is. They probably farted five years old.
They send in. They was just they know what that is.
(09:37):
Damn dog, you stupid and in your own words, all
I had to do was delete the damn video. That's
all you had to do. Now, you think what we've
learned is you don't have to delete the video if
you don't make the video. But y'all so busy recording stuff,
(10:04):
y'all gonna let y'all technology then got y'all to them.
So now I ain't got nothing for your dog. There's
no way to fix this. It's no way to fix
what you're gonna say. I'm sorry. Yeah, what what you're
gonna say? Skip over there? Um, he thinks it's just
being careless. I'm sorry. I was your daughter. Yeah, that terrible.
(10:32):
You ain't spank nobody before. Come on here, okay, here
we go, here's the reenacturment. Oh no, this is the father.
I'm gonna be the father, okay, and you're gonna be
the boy. Good? All right? Um, what can I do
(10:53):
for young man? Sir? I just really want to apologize
for what you heard. Boar board boy. You know you
got a lot of nerve board Listen to me, you
got a lot of nerve coming up in this house
with this foolishness. After court, and and and and my
wife was crying. M Oh, I'm so sorry. I know
(11:17):
what you heard was what you heard. But the ropes
were not that tight on her wrist, and I don't know,
hold on, hold on holdings. So you're gonna bring your
black ass up in here and you couldn't talk to
me about some hot tights some damn I know, I know,
I know, I know. But what we was using, the
(11:38):
toy we was using, it was brand new. I just
got it out the box. It was yeah, it was.
It was Oh my god, it took her. It took
a double D, like eighteen double D batteries and I
had to use that. You know. It was just unbelievable
the fun we was having. It sounded like, yeah, you
(12:00):
said you want to come to my house to talk
to me, and this is the foolishness that you're coming
up in here with. I'm just trying to explain to
you that what you heard, the sounds you heard, it
wasn't that at all. What was happening was there was
a mouse in the room, says, So it wasn't saying
(12:22):
at all. Boys, listen to me. You think that me
and my wife is a couple of damned foods. No,
I don't think that at all. And that's not even
in my head. None of that is in my head
that y'all, where did you get my daughter's voice from?
(12:44):
And and how was it coming through? I said, where
did you get my daughters from voice? From me? Where
was it coming? How was it coming through? Them? Speak?
Because it was her? We was we was we was
doing a play. It was I'm we gotta go post
your comments on today Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey f
M on Instagram and Facebook. And please don't forget to
(13:07):
check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand coming up
in forty six minutes after the hour. It's junior and
sports talk right aftern after the day. I'm all junior,
Come all, junior. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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