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we got it for you. Here there's a Strawberry letter.
Thank you, nephew, my fiancee friend. Hold on, I got
some pepper in my throat. I ain't, no, damn pepper man,
what's wrong with you? Ain't you got one more? And
you you off for the weekend? One more for you?
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Off rest of the morning. I remember when I had
pepper in my throat and what happened? Jake, bring back memory.
Come on, let's get to the letter. My fiance's friend
could get it. My fiance's friend could get it. Is
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the subject that says, Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been with
my fiance for five years and I'm looking forward to
a fabulous fall wedding with him. I have one problem
that has been bothering me, and I need your advice.
I started having vivid sexual dreams about one of my
fiance's best friends about two months ago. I've even started
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fantasizing about him when I'm having sex with my fiance
and I have to concentrate on not saying the wrong name.
The last time we all got together for game night,
the guy was there and my body started reacting to
the mere sight of him. I swear it seemed like
he was doing a little light flirting with me, but
it could have been all in my mind. Then things
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really got out of hand and I was put in
an awkward position. One Saturday afternoon, my friend's fiance came
over to return a pressure washer that he borrowed, and
my fiance was at home. I was wearing my normal
Saturday legging leggings and sports brought and I went outside
to show the guy where to put the pressure washer.
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He was more than happy to see me and gave
me a long, lingering hug. Then he commented on how
in shape I am. Then he pulled away and just
stared at my body for a minute. It was so awkward,
and I stood there smiling, but in my mind, he
and I were doing the nasty right there in the garage.
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I think he might have been having the same fantasy
I was having. He left, thank goodness, and I have
not uttered a word of this to my fiance. I
think I should let him know in case this guy
decides to mention it to him. How should I handle it?
Should I tell my fiance about my fantasies and his
friend's visit or should I steer clear of this guy
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for a while and not say anything. Well, most definitely
you should steer clear of this guy. And I got
to ask you. I mean, you've been with your fiance
for five years? Do you love your fiance? Do you
really want to marry him? Those are questions. If the
answer to these questions are yes, then I got to
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ask you, what are you doing playing around and flirting
around and teasing around with this other guy? You know
what they say, right, play with fire, you get burt,
You know that's saying. Right. All this guy is looking
for is some sort of little opening, little opportunity, you know,
some kind of way to get you in bed. Okay,
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that's what he's doing. I mean, here's another question for you.
Are you willing think about this really hard? Are you
willing to throw a five year relationship away with your fiance?
Because that's what's going to happen if you sleep with
this guy or or end up in the garage doing
the nasty as you put it. Okay. As for telling
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your fiance, there's you know, there's nothing to tell him
right now because nothing has happened. Thank god, nothing has happened.
But don't let it go any further than this, please,
you're gonna mess up everything. You're gonna mess up your
whole relationship. You're looking forward to a beautiful fall wedding. Well,
that's not gonna happen if your fiance finds out. Okay, No,
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you shouldn't tell him. The guy shouldn't tell him. You
guys shouldn't be together. Stay as far away from this
guy as you can, or you're gonna get burned, you know,
messing around with this loser, Steve, this is trouble. This
entire letter is trouble. The subject alone, my fiance friend
could get it, okay, which means you're willing to give
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it to him. So already we have trouble with your
fiance five years looking forward to a fabulous fall wedding
with him. The only problem you got, and this is
what you wrote about. I've started having You've started having
vivid sexual dreams about one of your fiance's best friends
about two months ago. I even started fantasizing about him.
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When I'm having sexual my fiance and I got to
concentrate on not saying the wrong name. This is not good,
this is going the wrong way. A young lady. Last
time we all got together for game night, the guy
was there, and my body started reacting to the mere
sight of him. Well, you know you've been doing him,
so yeah, yeah, you've in his mind, you've done him before,
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So yeah, you're gonna feel a little tripped out when
you see And I swear it seemed to me like
he was doing a little light flirting with me. Yeah,
I mean, dudes, ain't stupid. We hunters. Now, you know,
you emitting a signal. And if you don't think we're
capable of picking up signals, you're wrong. So you're emitting
this signal. He can see you fidgeted, looking to act
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a little nervous around him, batting your eyes. You're doing
a bunch of little stuff to let him know. And
then things got really out of an awkward position because
one Saturday afternoon, my fiance's free and came over to
return a pressure washing. Oh here we go, keyword pressureall Washhall? Yeah, yeah,
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bought it over that he borrowed, and my fiance wasn't home.
I was wearing my normal sadday legs and sports brawl
and went outside to show out, show the guy, and
I'm gonna leave it right here. Where to put that
pressure Washhall? I think your mind already was I think
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this pressure washing was a fantasy too. Wasn't really a
pressure washing? WHOA where to put the pressure washing? We'll
have part two of your response coming up. I had
twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry Letters subject
my fiance's friend could get it. We'll be back right
after this. You're listening, show a right steam. Come on,
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let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject my friend could get it? Baby. Well,
this girl fantasizing by the fiance's friend. She supposed to
get married in the fall. She has sexual or fiance.
She thinks she focused like it's him. She got to
concentrate not to say the wrong name. They're over there
playing on game night. He coming in, she tingling in everything.
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She kind of think he felt the same way because
men can tell if you're kind of hitting at him
and you're throwing out signals. And then it got really
out of hand. On one Saturday, he came over to
return the pressure washer that he barred from. My fiance
wasn't home, and I was wearing my normal Saturday leggings
and sports brawl, and I went outside to show the
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guy where to put the pressure washer. See the pressure
washer already in this story is a is a metaphor metaphor?
You know that pressure washer? You really got it sounding
like it's something else because you want to go outside
and show the guy where to put the pressure wash. Yeah,
that wouldn't sound like it against go go outside and
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where whether the boys and go out here and come on,
coo cocoa, come on, put the pressure washer. So what
if pressure washer need to go? You know, you get
the pressing up against hill and wash it out. Pressure washer.
And he was more than happy to see me and
gave me a long lingering hub because you gave him
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one d Then he commented on how in shape I
am you had on leggings and the sports bro Then
he pulled away and just stared at my body for
a minute. Look at him my boy show is lucky.
It was so awkward, and I still that smiling, but
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in my mind him and I were doing the nasty
right there in the garage. Now what you went in
there for? So you went out there in the garage
to get to show him where to put that pressure
wash him. That's the whole thing. Hill see your mind
playing tricks on you, him and everybody else. And I
think he might have been having the same fantasy I'm having.
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He left, thank goodness, and I have not other the
word of this to my fiance. I think I should
let him know in caase that this guy God decides
to mention it to him. This is stupidest lyning in
the whole damn letter. I think I should let my
fiance no what you find to tell your fiance, You're
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gonna let him know what because really all this is you, Really,
this is really you. Don't don't rollers dude up under
the bus, This is you. I think I'll let him
know in case the guy decides to mention it to
what girl. Let me tell you, so, ain't no dude
find to go to his boy and go Man, I
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stopped by your house when you wasn't home because I
figured you wasn't. Now. I went over the return to
pressure washing, and man, your girl came out? Man, what
who whoa? Say? What went up? No? Man? I went
up and I went over your house. Man, you wasn't now,
I wouldn't went you wasn't at home? Yeah, well you
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went whoa? Well, I ain't dog, No, you weren't now,
So I went on over there. I know you wasn't home. No,
it ain't ain't that. It ain't that shious. But the
pressure washing when all this happened, when sadday man, sad
day man, hold on, hold on, hold on, I just
went over that return press washing, I get a presh wasahing?
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You went in my house? I ain't going the house? Dog,
I got rained. Don't bear your girl came out war
But when she came out, whoa what do you mean?
Whoa boy? But when she came out went hold up
with that. I'm just saying. You know what I'm saying.
She had on you know, head on where she wound
you know whatever that is? Well? How long was you
there to drop over damn pressure washing? That tape? What?
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Hold on? Hold on, hold on, hold hold on, hold on,
holder man, hold on man, it's it's it's this is
how you say pressure washing. But here, man, I just
went on. But let me just have hold on. Let
me just say, you pull up, put the pressure wash
on the ground, and you drive your ass all that
kind that's how well she I could drive a lot
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of alone time because your girl. Okay, hold hold of
right there, stay right there, right there. Let me let
me let me finish this letter because it's a part
I'm leaving out. Should I tell my fiance about my
fantasies and his friends visit? Have you lost your damn mind?
Or should I still clear this guy for a while
and not say anything. Now, let's get on back to it.
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So what I did was I dropped the pressure washts
and your girl came to that pressure washing don't even work.
So you broke ass pressure washing back old to my house.
But your Yeah, but then you could have thrown it
away down you didn't have dog, I'm gonna throw it away, man.
I wanted. I wanted to see if your girl want Man,
this ain't because they're time I see it, man, she
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want pressure washing. This ain't one back the pressure wash. Man,
You're gonna bring a broke ass pressure washing back old
to mine so you can see my girl in tights. Hey,
hold up, dog, your girl, won't your your girl want
to look at all thirsty like she wants somebody pressure washing.
You know, after this conversation, we might not be friends.
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I don't tell that right now. I tell you what.
Hold hold on, hold on, dog, We might not be free.
You might not get married this far. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's all willing good. But I'm gonna tell you about
you and me. Damn me and huff. I'm talking about
you and me. Hey, wait, y'all take it to the
next break. Yeah, well, we'll be back right after this.
Finished this and win gonna tell you no more time
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this pressure wash, pressure washing. Yeah right, Part three liberry letter.
My fiance's friend can get it right after this. You're
listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we are. Something happened.
It's part three of I'm sitting up in here man,
because I tried to help my friend out over here. Man.
He gave me a pressure washing. I bought it back
over his house. Then this girl gonna come out with
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some tights on, looking all good, and everything gonna hang
on old long ass hoog and everything and all I
do try to drop pressure wash off. Now he's gonna
talk about what was you doing over your friend over
my house? Dropping off pressure washing? It don't even work.
First of all, dog, just me and you talking sound
like help? Okay, it sounds that help yourself. That would
he don't sound like you helping me at all. Hey, dog,
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I ain't. I'm just trying to be a man to
return to pressure washing. Your girl. The woman came out
the house, had real what you really should have done,
what you really should have done is just throw that
pressure washing away, and that we wouldn't even be having
this conversations. It didn't wait, it didn't work at all.
And hold on, hold on out whole way. I got
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something to tell you. Ain't in the letter. Yo. Listen,
listen this earl. Your girl called me and asked me,
ain't you got a pressure washing that belong to herald?
And I said yeah. She said, why don't you bring
the pressure washing over here? Okay, that came over here.
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Since we're being honest, we're gonna be honest, be honest. Right,
come on. I got a call from yo girl, and
all that said was he left the drip off a
pressure washing. The clothes. The coast is clear. Yeah, all
I got from yogirl? How about that? Damn damn hold up, Pardner,
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Damn hold up Pardner. Hold so you what you mean?
The damn coast is clear? So when did you drop
off at my house? What? What? The message I got
was the fool is don't to drop off of broke
ass pression. Watching the post is clear. Okay, Well let
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me tell you something then, Yeah, what when I go
to the house, I had the pressure washing, but I
left the brokel in the car. Oh another everybody washing?
Everybody washing, ain't it I feel when we look at it? Dude?
But I did get a new pressure washing out the
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whole thing, So that's pretty good. That cool? Then you know,
I guess me? So let me ask something. Dog? We
were good? Were good? Then? Good? Cool? Y'all? Straight a man,
Friday down a right, guys coming up? Whatnon essential isn't
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essential for you? We'll talk about it right after this.
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