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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presents fifteen minute morning show when you're obviously does not
want to get out of bed, so you can actually
hold it up and play it on room. It's so cute.
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All right, everybody, alright, alright, where's Brody? There? He is
what I'm saying? There he is? Well? Hello, hello, your
mikes on? Yes, Garrettson, that's aren't being class? Yes, sir?
Now how can Brody there? He is? There? There he is?
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He's gone again there? Could you get your mike a
little closer to you? Yeah? Yeah, hey, scary. Is there
any way to get this audio on faster? Because I
don't know if you guys know this, because you're not
listening to the feed. Every day we go to the podcast,
I have to hear the I Heart Radio replay where
Elvis talks about how he was Luther billis in South specific. Yeah,
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it's phil audio. That's the filth. I know what it is.
Elvis doesn't know. It's it's in case audio on the
other stations like doesn't play. It's the backup audio. Shouldn't
we switch that out? It's not it's not airing on
any radio station. Nobody said it was scary. I just
ask you if you could switch faster, That's all I asked. No, Okay,
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I hit the button when I can hit the button.
It doesn't matter. Isn't the podcast right here? The dog dude?
It's a phil All it is is something that does
not any stoke any radio station whatsoever. Are you guys
timing this because this is a part of God. I
can't I can't do my I do my job the
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way I do my job. Have to hear something for
five seconds every day? Did you care that? The insanity? How?
How we're still going? But he hold on? Everyone? Hold on?
How much more time do we have us? Five minutes?
We haven't started yet. No, that's it, we're starting. Yeah,
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we started out like a cold open. Hold on, you
didn't record that? No, I'm recording. Okay, this is a
part of the podcast. Yes, down defense. He really just
asked a question, really just as it was a very
simple question. I mean, I didn't know the answer, but
it didn't seem too complicated. Scary doesn't know how to talk, though,
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Scary knows how to speak loudly. It's not because he's
from This is like the time that you wanted me
to capitalize your name when I sent it to you.
All this stuff is happening in the background. It doesn't
affect any one's day, you know. It's just stuff that
he just wants his way, just for just to be
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very particular. Well, No, here's what I heard, and I
don't know a lot about the technical uh D of this.
It sounds as if when Brody goes to watch the
fifteen minute Morning to a podcast, there's some phil audio
that's in there that's getting boring. So the question was
can you get this audio up faster so people don't
have to sit through that boring stuff? Right? It's boring
for his personal ears, which is a very I'm the
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one asking Brodie, so you're the only one who hears
that stuff. No, Garrett hears it also, of it just
the two of you that I don't care about that
hearing it. Nobody's hearing it. By the way, for the record,
didn't complain. I didn't complain, Thank you, Garrett. How do
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you feel about it? Garrett? Listen to it for four hours.
I can repeat all these segments word for word. Now,
Nate was in a play, Elvis was Luther billis scary?
Uh scary? Was forced frog. He didn't do a show
because he played golf. I mean, I know it all.
If this is just you bored from the audio, I
think we can you know, thank you, thank you, Elvis. See,
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I didn't know that. I thought I was a listener.
Since personal feeling, it's here that nobody, nobody's allowed to
be upset individually. Could only be upset if a hundred
people are upset. Yes, you've never want people. You've never
been upset, Scary, there's nothing that's ever bothered you. So
the next time anything bothers you, we'll have to get
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you get a petition signed to make sure other people
you know if they do. I just fucking I bite
my tongue and I smile when something bothers me because
I'm sing guy about your your friends on Columbus Day.
How about that set on the air today that your
friends screwed you on Columbus Dy. Nobody's twisting you, guys,
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Gandhi actually wait wait saying if you roll back, you
can hear Scary in the very beginning saying I'm not
going to fix this for five seconds for your personal ears,
that's what he said. He started that way. Yeah, for
your personal ears. I'm hearing I'm not hearing Sam for
some reason. Why is that not working? Jelly does a
microphone coming out either way? Yeah, he's upset because his
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personal ears have to hear the same audio every day.
Not upset, Not upset. This is this is a bunch
of bullshit. No, but this is so cool because this
is like behind the scenes, like when your family fights
and stuff. You don't get this. So what other kind
of ears are there? Finger? Personal ears? I'm not going
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to press a button any sooner. The people have a
lot to do. And if this only is irritating to
a couple of people on our staff that I voted
that it's not a priority, thank you, Elvis. I'm not
just I'm not saying because I agree with you scary.
I'm just saying I have a question. Terrible by saying,
could you possibly that was terrible of me? Anything is possible.
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Is there a way if this is something that's really
bugging Brodie? Is there a way for you guys to
okay if it's not bugging Brodie? But he asked the question,
is there a way for him to be able to
do that so that it doesn't he could do this
until we're okay. How much time left in the fifteen
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minute morning show podcast? We have a we have a
good nine minute what'd like to live in a world
where you're scary when you complain about nothing wonderful? And
although scary was complaining earlier that he wasn't going to
be able to go to a Halloween party this year,
he's very well, guess what scary? Nobody fucking cares because
it's only you actually that affects the whole world. A
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lot of people, a lot of people are upset that
they're not going to HALLOWE just say something. I'm just
can look at debate. This is like, yes, it's not
fun anymore if you hadn't vote for one of them
for president right now? Though, like just presidential debate is
there when you go with over the other? Thank you?
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Just move on? Speaking of had a rough day yesterday,
a very humid and wet day. So she had to
put her hair in an emergency bun. She wants to
take it out and show us how I want you
guys to see her hair. Is the struggle of a
girl with curly hair. I know you guys will see
my hair curly often, but I straightened it yesterday. Then
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I got hit with rain. Then I tried to brush
it out, and we go, this is what is happening
on my head. It looks good, little hair the main
I liked it. No, it's terrible. It's like my boyfriend
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looks at me sometimes and he's like, I love when
your hair looks crazy. I'm like crazy, damn it. I
tried to do this. This was an attempt to make
it look better, and it looks terrible. Anyone with curly
hair and humidity. Nate got hit with the humidity today
and was complaining about it. I had to put in
a thing. Oh my god, you ust to see crazy hair.
Look at this. I think your hair looks awesome like that.
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I know that you were talking about. Oh you weren't
really sure about it. I think your hair looks great shaved.
Not a lot of people can pull off a bald head. Yeah,
I mean keep it. I mean he may not grow back.
Who knows? All right? Have we all calmed down a
little bit? Brody me a little better? But he does
not look happy. I don't know. Is it okay for scary?
Do I feel okay? Now? Oh my goodness, I have
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a question for Gandhi. So you said yesterday you were
walking to the post office and it was raining and
people were splashing it with their cars. Um. Now, honestly,
has anybody ever purposely splashed somebody that was walking in
the street going through a puddle? Just curious you have
when we get well, yes, but I mean in your
own personal life and not a radio bit. I would
never do that. It's almost like slipping on a banana. Well,
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I mean I've been splashed. I mean when when I
was in high school, I probably splashed somebody on purpose,
like an asshole, but I didn't. I feel bad now
I have remorse. In high school, a friend of mine
had had a car and he filled his Winchield wiper
fluid reservoir with Hawaiian punch and then turned the back
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spigot out, so when people were waiting at bus stops,
he would spray Hawaiian. That's an asshole mode. Dick was
this friend. Oh he doesn't live here anymore. Him? It
was him, Scotty did it? I splashed somebody accidentally, But
in hindsight, I'm kind of glad I did. Uh. They
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were on the bicycle and they were one of these
these these guys with the bicycle pants and the helmet,
so they think they're in the Tour de France. And
I splashed him accidentally and it was like a wall
of water. It was like a tsunami, and in my
rear view I saw him teeter over, So I'm pretty
certain I knocked him over with the water, and I
felt bad, but then I realized he's one of these
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dick guys that rides the bike in the front of you,
so he probably was Danielle, and I'm not giving the
benefit of the doubt. I've just been cut off too
many times by these guys. What you're doing is you're
stereotyping here, you're profiling him. You know, listen, if maybe
if Scy would break down in his BMW, people would
(11:00):
drive by. God. Yeah, that's why I got rid of
the BMW because I was sick of not getting pity.
So you're saying the dealer that you got your current
car from a pity car. No, no, because it's it's
much more mainstream and people people don't say douchebag anymore.
What are you driving now? Drive Alexus? Now, I'm very
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happy that I very proud of that. Good No, Alexus
they're great, They're but you up now, you know people
people pity me now. No shout out to Rikatin Alexus
a freehold. His car has a doorbell camera from Sloman's
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at me talking about vomiting earlier, M yeah, but with yeah,
what about vomit? Some something tells me you want to
talk about vomit here. So I just wanted to know
everybody's favorite vomiting story, because I'll give you one. I
was in high school and I had a virus or something.
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It was awful, and I ran for some reason. This
is my mom and dad's room. And I ran into
my my mom and dad's bathroom and I I opened
the toilet to vomit, and I shipped all over the
bathroom and it was my mom's like, I have to
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clean this, right, Mom, I'll vomit more. Mine's not as
good as shitting. But I remember going to Bibe Robinos
and I had ribs, a lot of ribs. One night,
this is when I was probably twelve years old, and
about two o'clock in the morning, I got up and
I went into the bathroom and I vomited all over
the floor because I couldn't make the toilet and I
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slipped in it and I fell. It was probably an
inch of rib vomit on the tiles, about to lose
it of me. I got a good one. It's maybe
my most embarrassing moment ever too. So we had walked
to an Ohio State game and it was a sunny day,
so I was wearing all black. It was really really hot.
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My hair was black at the time. Heat it up.
We sit down in the coaches seats because my friend
was very good friends with him, so we're like front
row fifty yard line and I passed out. I don't
know if it was the heat or what it was,
but when I passed out, I also puked. So my
puke was in the front row fifty yard line started
dripping off onto the water that was sitting right underneath us,
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where like the players would come and get some stuff.
My puke with little chunks of almonds in it because
I've been snacking on all Sorry, sorry, Daniel, Come, It's
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not going to be me because I don't normally throw off,
but I'll do this l It was right after one
of your holiday parties. My wife had a lot to
drink and we were driving home in my car and
she said, I got the puke. So I rolled down
the window and she went to puke out the window,
and some of it went out the window, but most
of it went on the door, all over the car.
She didn't get it out right, so she was very upset.
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She insisted I cleaned it up right away. So we
pulled over. We cleaned up everything, uh, scrubbed the car down,
got all the vomit out I could. We would drive
in another couple of miles, and she says, you know,
I'm cold now. So I went to roll the window
up and all the vomit was in the door, so
it came back up out the window, like on the volcano,
back out all over the car. I think, larious, I
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love watching people throw up. You're watching it. She's gone completely.
I'm side whatever he's says. We have forget My first
grade birthday party. My mom had given us I guess
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Hostess cupcakes for the whole class, but then at lunchtime,
I guess they had Jamaican beef patties. And then we
went out to the school yard, ran around a little bit,
and then it was one o'clock and we had dessert,
and it was birthday time. And I ate the chocolate.
I ate the chocolate, and I went over my desk
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because my stomach was so upset. And that was my
birthday party in the first grade. Card I have one,
I have one. You just oh we So when Preston
was little, my sister was one, was living with me,
and we were sitting downstairs and on like a rug,
and all of a sudden, Preston throws up. And now
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you know with me, if one person throws up, another
person throws this is how it works. So he's throwing up,
My sister smells it, she's throwing up. The two of
them are throwing up. So now I start throwing up.
And I'm the one that's supposed to be taking care
of everybody here. I'm like, this is not good. So
I'm like and I'm looking upstairs with Preston like this,
and oh what a mess. It was a mess. I
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don't know how we gonna vomit. You're welcome randomly vomit.
I'll hold my three I have three stories. I'll hold
them for tomorrow. Please don't just forget them. The fifteen
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