Inside the Fridge

We take you into the fridge of the morning show to see what's the oldest thing in there!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. I wonder how old this is? I just
pulled this out of my refrigerator. I will tell you
this American cheese is Oh my god, what makes it

(00:26):
even worse than being old and and expired? It was
out of the rappers somehow it's just been sitting on.
So let's do let's let's investigate what's going on in
each other refrigerators. I know Garrett is live from his
refrigerator in a moment and scary and nath being at
the radio station. God knows that stuff is ancient. Yeah,

(00:48):
but you know what, you haven't been home that long
from living in Detroit, Gandhi. So you don't have stuff
that's that old, do you. Well, you would have thought
I shouldn't, But I found something that's making me upset.
All right, we'll check it all out in a second.
Before we get going, Brody has a complaint about his
foot doctor. Let's start our show off on the wrong foot. Well,

(01:08):
it's not my complaint, it's her complaint. Dr Broder, wonderful pediatrist.
She said she watches this video of the fifteen minute
morning show every day. But if we don't tease something
interesting in the first minute. When it runs out, she
doesn't push the continue on i g TV button. So
I feel like we have to really grab her in
the first minute. And I wonder that's the shame she's

(01:31):
missed out on some really kick ass show. Yes, sometimes
things happen in the middle. Yeah, we don't plan the
whole appointment. Yeah, I spent the whole appointment telling her,
like each episode, what she missed in the second half.
I hope she's gonna stick by the next next fifteen minutes.
All right, well we just gave you a tease. We're
gonna look at expired food today, Garrett. Garrett thought he

(01:56):
would be unique and go to his kitchen. What is
the oldest thing in the refrigerator or freezer? All right,
let me check? Hold on, uh oh, here we go.
It's very close to the front. Oh yeah, it's Chinese food.

(02:16):
How old is it? Does that for? It definitely is
like a few days old, maybe maybe a week at best.
Don't eat it, Garrett, what are you doing? Okay, okay, Brody,
did you go to the refrigerator? Yes? I did, so.
You know those things you buy that sound like a
good idea and you swear you'll eat it or drink it.

(02:37):
So I love blueberry. I bought this can of Diet
Coke blueberry what people call it a kiberry, but yeah,
so Diet Coke blueberry sai and um. I tried the
first one when I bought it, and I swore I'll
give it a second chance. This one says best best

(03:00):
by January. So I'm pretty sure it tastes like a
quarter at this point. Yeah. So I'm not going to
drink it, but I can't get myself to throw it
out because I'm going to try it some day. Don't
do that. Just get rid of it. Fired. I'll give
it to Garrett. He'll drink it. Don't put it. Give
me the can. Such a cheap bass, Scottie. What did

(03:21):
you find in your refrigerator? Oh um, sorry, Danielle, mayonnaise.
It's extra creamy and it expired in November of two
thousand eighteen. But I still eat it. You put your
finger in there and eat shoot it the muelle. You're

(03:52):
fucking gross man, Danielle. Where's Danielle lost? Daniel Danielle, It's okay,
it's just extra Stop. Please don't do that again, you
jackass a look at this. I have Samuel Adams Summer
ale from two summers ago. Scary. What about there at

(04:12):
the station? What do you have? So you know what
they did a couple of clean sweeps since March, so
you know there's not a lot of food in there.
In fact, there's none. But back in Shaggy came up
to our morning show and way in the back of
the refrigerator and they say, liquor doesn't expire. He placed
a We placed a bottle of Coco Yak, which is

(04:33):
Shaggy's brand of whatever. This was Konyak. It's coconut, it's
Cocoa Yak, and it's from seen and it's still cold.
I'm sure it's still good too. And also competing with
that was the expiring in Vlass Exqueezeable Home Style Relish seventeen. Welcome,

(05:00):
I'm gonna do it. What do you have, Froggy? All right,
we bought these two summers ago. God, they do have preservatives. Okay,
do you think if I eat one it but hurt
me or no? Yes, you don't want to go into
surgery with you? Do not eat that used by August

(05:22):
eight of seventeen. No, they're in the fridge. Don't eat that,
do not that's got them. They don't smell very good.
They're not even opening. You can smell them, which tells
you how bad it is. I don't do it. Don't
do it discussing. Okay, So before I left for Detroit,

(05:44):
and I was gone for five months, I purchased my refrigerator.
But for one thing. I don't know why. I thought
my weed brownie would last me until I came home.
So I just went and took it out. I don't
know if you guys can see it all the way,
it's spawning things more weed. It's a weed brownie that's
not gonna hurt you. Maybe I should hold on to

(06:06):
it to see what grows there, but not to fear, guys.
I had two frozen ones in the fris Okay, so
we're good to go. You're good frozen weed brownies. Oh
hango with Nate had something. But we have to hit
a button here. I had a plan, but thank you. Sorry.

(06:27):
If you don't go ahead, that's the worst. Where you done? Yeah,
we're done? What is this? What are you doing? You
know I'm gonna call you in. I'm gonna call a

(06:48):
s A on you. Seriously, I'm gonna call mine one one.
Just leave Sawyer along my hand. I'm not looking, Daniel,
what do you have? So my mom is staying with
my sister in Florida for a couple of months because
she had a new baby. So before she left, she's like,
I'm bringing over a lot of stuff in my refrigerator.

(07:08):
I'm like, great. She brings this bottle of the eight
So I said to her, how long has that been
in your refrigerator? I don't know, but keep it in yours.
So now it's been in mind. No one's drinking this ship.
And when she comes home, she's gonna take it back
to her house. It's so ridiculous. It doesn't have an
expiration date on it. It does somewhere. I can't read it, though,

(07:29):
because even with my glasses on, it's too small to it.
It's full of tomatoes and they're full of acids, so
therefore it lasts forever. Ross So gross? What about you,
a Nate? What are you there? By the way, show
everyone in your hair? Can you jack it up for everyone? No?
Jack it up? Look at this, hey, floppy floppy bunny.

(07:52):
But I have two refrigerators here in Scotty Studio. One
is called Scotty's Pimpshack. So let me go to that
one real um. The oldest thing in there is a
dairy gold pat of butter that's been there for years.
There's not even butter chemical. You know that thing at

(08:14):
the back of the refrigerator. That that that little rail thing.
It wasna so there's a permitted crease in its. Try it.
There's another refrigerator over here, so I dug into the
back and I found a Monster energy drink. Isn't this
ship illegal? Now? I don't think for a heart attack

(08:41):
put it back. I want to tell when I come
back to the studio for Loco, if it was for Loco,
that's a different Loco, the old recipe until before they
modified it. Garrett, What are you doing now? I'm drinking? Yeah?
How old is that orange juice? Is it expired? No,
it's new. But I'm the only one that drinks out
of it in this house. So I could drink out
of the bottle. Why it's my no one else. Because

(09:02):
once you introduced saliva into a food, it changes it
and you're not supposed to do that. That's why you
have to port in a glass because straw. It's okay,
because he'll still get backwashing from the straw. But it's
my backwash. But it's Yeah, it's like, say, leave him
alone and let him do what he wants. Okay, it's poison.
I mean he's already diabetic. He is silly. I mean

(09:23):
he can't eat you know, uh where that stuff is gluten? Gluten?
What else? What else is? He got nothing left? Give
this to me, give him that was fun. Oh here's
this jam? No, this was what you're doing. I say
this was. I don't think your camera yet we didn't
see that. What is that? You say? This is my jam?

(09:48):
This is purgatory pepper jelly. Oh, because I like spicy
jellies and jams to put on chips. Oh expires twenty cool.
That's not bad refrigerator. Someone up to Elvis. What is
the difference between jelly and jam? Yeah, we could say

(10:10):
it here on the podcast. Don't ask were watching? We
were watching in a garden this weekend, and she actually
gave a real definition, not this stupid one that you
jam doesn't fart when you pull your meat out. Oh no,
that's a different joke. That's a refrigerator job. All right,
I think I found it. Hold on, bro, do you

(10:30):
tell us what's the difference between jelly and jam? Go?
I can't jelly my blank into your blank. That's not
fun exactly. You don't want to say it? Can I
say it? Need to be better if I say it,
because I don't have any other fun says it. I
can't jeb idicat her assy. Watch the difference between jam

(10:53):
and jelly. I can't jelly my diat your assay sirens?
All right? So I found pepperoni. I found pepperoni full
of Yeah, you can jamp that in there. Those are
full of preservative. Good, you'll be fine. It's better than

(11:17):
ever flavored? Or what blue cheese? Is that blue cheese
flavored pepper No, we're not. We still have three minutes,
but we got three minutes over yesterday, so technically we're
all three minutes. Can I give you the behind the

(11:37):
music of why I asked this question? Valve the guy
used to work for in l A. Whenever an interview
is like boring or just not going well, and we'd
always ask, so what's in your refrigerator? And he actually
had somebody go over to the refrigerator one time, and
I think it's one of the guys from Boys to
Men or something like that. So any time the interview
would be going poorly, he would always say, oh, well,

(11:59):
what's in the fridge because I'm impressed. Yeah, Val hasn't
had a boring show since Boys the Men were out
good for him. Would always ask a lot of shows,
would say, so, what's on your iPod? Yeah? Right, yeah, yeah?
Who's in your cassette player? Right now? We haven't played

(12:19):
What's behind Brody today? What is that? I see some
Van Halen? Right, yeah, it's my some of my Van
Halen albums and CDs and Honor Vettie. I got it,
I got it all right. Scary do you do you
have any like uh, severed heads in your freezer at home?
I wish were probably does so when Scary one, when

(12:41):
Scary one's a little head, he just opened to the freezer.
What's the oldest thing in your refrigerator? Sixteen has a
special guest um. This is Scarlett, and she smells the pepperoni.
So she she's beamed very friendly right now, So do

(13:02):
not give her that old crusty pepperone. I would never
I'm not Scotty, I'm not an animal. We're about to
do with cheers. But this smells like vanilla. What is
this vanilla? It's peanut peanut butter vodka, the one that
Elvis to Uncle Johnny loves peanut butter whiskey. Peanut butter whiskey. Yeah,

(13:23):
Happy Blursday beer, my cats jail? What is that? What
is that? Friend jumped in my laugh? But how was

(13:43):
your peanut butter whiskey? It was really good? I loved it?
You do like it? It was good? I mean it
was shocking. What is that peanut butter? It's nut liquor.
It was pretty good. I think that was that was
his name in high school. I Q you all are liquor?

(14:07):
A sponsor? The dog? Yeah? My dogs aid on glands.
It's disgusting. You can express those. I think they have
videos on YouTube that teaches you how to do it. No, no,
it would be really bad if you don't. The Madonna
video will work. Just fine, express yourself yourself. We can't

(14:32):
end off on that lame joke, that joke in the freezer.
Do the jam joke again? All right? Well, I guess
we're done, right, We're done done. I think scary pretty
much proof who we're done waiting, good Bye, bye, bye
bye fifteen minute morning show