Planning For The Show

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Oh, welcome the fifteen
minute morning show podcast Today the show where we don't
talk about what damn it? What are we gonna do that?

(00:27):
I don't know. I thought you had something to do.
Duty it's a duty free duty free store. I guess
we could do show intel. Oh, I gotta go get something.
I know, we gotta go. Do we have a minute
to get something? We just say a few minutes ago
we were doing show in towel, but yeah, the air,
we wound the air. We didn't have a break and okay, well,

(00:47):
then go get your stuff. He's got something back there
in his pile of craping. I got going all right,
all right, Roady is off and running. There's his fashionable
other couch waiting for his his took us to return.
It's a Raymore and Flannagan special. You don't see the
way he's been sitting. I thought it was like just

(01:08):
a two piece right there. I didn't think it came out.
I would never have thought it came out that way.
There's a lot of real estate on that couch. In
the Gandhi's bag Nate's back, Danielle, So we're waiting for
Froggy and Dave Brody. I don't want to start without them.
All right, Well I'm gonna start, though mine is a
total fail. So I spent I got drunk or high

(01:31):
or something, and I spent fifty something dollars on Amazon.
It's this top that you can spin and it's supposed
to never stop. How's that going? It's stopped, it will stop.
It's I've spun it, like I think I know why? Why?

(01:52):
Because that is not the perfect spin. Because see how
it's curving. Okay, if you were to if you were
to drop it and spin it, and and it just
spinned in place without moving, it should never stop. And
you also on the surface with papers, Well no, it
says you're supposed to do it on this glass that
he has it on that that's my show, and will

(02:14):
you return that and get your fifty dollars back? Are
you going to write a review and say it's broken? Oh?
Now see it's moving around? Yeah, alright, Well if you
do it without dropping, like just hold it on there
and spin it, does that make a difference. Gary told
me to drop, not dropping. But it's just got it.
It's got to be the perfect like sapping, snapping your

(02:35):
fingers like this a piece of crap that alright, alright,
move on, move on, And okay, this is proved that
my wife buys the most worthless ship. You're ready, So
she kims here we go, salt and pepper shakers. We're

(02:55):
never going to use these and their Halloween additions once
at hand, and they're pumpings we're never going to use. No,
we're never going to use these. There's never gonna be
salt and pepper in any of this stuff. She buys
the most worthless ship. And why do we need two
sets for what? Yeah? Exactly do they know? When you

(03:16):
see that, you're like, oh my god, I can I
can season my food with a festive salt and pepper shaker?
In the spirit of hell? What does that? It's a
hand and hand? How much salt the pepper could this
possibly hold? It's only I mean, it's just the word
in the hold on which show us how you would
shake pepper out of the hand. This is an eyeball

(03:41):
actually with two holes in the top. No, Daniel, this
is crap. It's is this worthless crap decorative? Al Right? Well,
I don't feel so awful about my spinning top sails. Yeah,
where's Brody? He's still looking for something? Right, all right,
daniel you're all right. So I don't know if you

(04:01):
guys know, but I love ancient Egypt and I love
a lot of artifacts and stuff from ancient Egypt. So
Sheldon got me this once for a gift. It's an
ancient Egyptian gold fragment. It's a real gold fragment. That's
cool from ancient Egypt. Isn't that cool? That's really cool

(04:24):
with the authenticity and all that stuff. It's three or four.
That's the same company that sells you a piece of
land on Mars. No, it's not shut up whatever, I
love it. Danielle's thank you, thank you, Gandhi, come on, okay,

(04:45):
I have something that's probably gonna give Scary Garrett definitely.
Scotty be a little bit of PTSD here. So about
a year and a half ago, we went to a
resort together, all of us, and we were told, hey,
you guys can go into this gift shop and pick
one thing out in the gift shop. There, I freaking
found a lamp. Now, it wasn't part of the hay

(05:06):
pick something out. I did pay for it, but the
lamp is the coolest lamp I've ever seen in my life.
Look at this thing. It's all instruments. We've talked about
it before, but so and you're trying to figure out
how to get at home. Remember that, Yeah, rum show
us all the instruments. There's the drums at the bottom.
There's the drums. Okay, so there are two drums at

(05:27):
the bottom, and then there's clarinet and then there's a trumpet.
And I love it. She got that from the Cartwright
Resorts gift shop. I'm like, you said that you have
a free weekend coming up now, sail Or, did you
just buy its spot on sen It was not on sale.
I said, is that on sale? And she said, oh,

(05:48):
not really, but I'll sell it too if you want it,
And then she sold it to me and then poor
Scottie had to like tote it around for a few
days like a human and bring it to me at
the station, which I love you for. Thank you, no problem.
I love show and tell I showing I have something. Okay,
what do you have, Scotty? I've had this tucked away
in my studio for quite a while. I've never quite
had the right time to wear it. It's a it's

(06:08):
a penis belt. It's a belt that you kind of
like and it's a penis on the bottom of it,
so you wear it around and it's kind of when
you buckle, it just kind of hangs down like a
penis belt. It's too long. Yeah, it is all right.

(06:31):
Uh where were we? Uh scary? Yeah? You know, I
was inspired. I was watching CBS Sunday morning this past Sunday,
and I see that every president of the United States
has always has, uh you know, a sketch or a
painting drawn of them, which is very nice. Right, So
I'm like, oh my god. That reminds me of the
time that one of our listeners was so kind. She

(06:53):
was an inspiring artist. She wanted to sketch people. So
we have a sketch of Danielle Minaro here is my
favorite thing. But I then went into my phone and
I dug up the two more. I dug up the
wont you did of me? This is the Scary Jones sketch. Last,

(07:16):
but not least, the sketch of Oh Lord High thank you.
Why is everybody's head so wide? Because we have white heads?
Is my favorite. Danielle looks like if you haven't seen,
you're not going to get this. But she looks like
big head, I got no knack in Garrett, what do

(07:44):
you have for showing? Tell? All right? So in quarantine
I started researching like new hobbies and one of them.
As a kid, I did a lot of basketball cards.
So I thought these two packs of basketball cards where
if a card in here could be valued at somewhere
over ten tho dollars if I have it. So I
haven't opened him yet, I'll do it as we we go.

(08:07):
I mean I could be very rich. I gotta flip
it on ebails. See here's the thing about opening that
if you if it remains unopened, there's always the possibility
there's a ten card this one. I opened this one,
but I'll sell this one. Whoever is watching this right now,
so slide into the d M. The color of gum,
I like the gum and phone, daniel that's always the
shittiest gum alive. The flavors gone. One of these Zion

(08:32):
Williams cards in about five years could be worth a
hell of a lot of money. So uh yeah, no,
I have one. It's great. So look for it. Maybe
you look at so there's like an extra bonus from Hey, Nate,
what do you have for Show and Tell? Okay? You
know when you get somebody a gift and they don't
use it? Yeah, okay, So I got Elvis something and

(08:54):
it's just been sitting in his office for if not
my penis bottle opener, isn't it? I have to correct you.
I have used it many times though the bottles we'll
work on Scotty's belt. I don't know. I put a

(09:16):
lot of mileage on the pus bottle open from you're
holding baving it around? Brody? What's your Show and Tell? Hey?
Before I get to that, we got a text message
they want to wish Danielle a happy second anniversary on

(09:37):
the show two years. It seems like if you can
see this, does anyone recognize this? It looks like a
country Yeah. No, it's a plug from a hardline telephone
used to go in the wall. So I used to
have this. This weighs twenty pounds. It's my grandfather's old

(10:02):
rotary phone, and so I use it on my my desk.
I make it look like, you know, it's hello, you know,
but it's got the dial again. Hello, Hello, who do
you do that for myself? Nobody calls me? So, um,
this is the old bill dial and it's so old.

(10:24):
Used to come with your own phone number, type in
on that little circle and he started with letters, didn't it? Like? Yeah,
so this was m A five. Here's the thing about that.
That plug module that you showed us is actually nowhere
near as nearly as old as that phone. That's a
that's an upgrade. That's new. Those phones you would hardwire

(10:46):
into the wall there. Yeah. So if you move into
an old apartment or an old house and you see
a plug with four holes in it, it's for this thing.
Oh my goodness, mind blown. That was a great little
uh uh show me to show and tell? What's it
called to show and tell? Is calling something else? Show

(11:07):
me your I'm in the middle of a podcast. I'll
call you back. Resemblance from what's that? What is? Don't
get anything like That's Tilly from Coney Island. Hey, look
at your portrait. Show it against Gary and see if
you can take off your glasses and do that look

(11:28):
like her. You have to widen your face. I have
a bus run you over and you talk any that

(11:49):
characters w on my teeth outlined in real life of
the picture. How much time we have frog to a
half minutes? Oh, we have time for a butt hurt question?
All right, Elvis, since you asked, who in this zoom
room has the prettiest nipples? Danielle, do you know I

(12:12):
had too baby sucking on those on I'm a little offended,
but I did. But I did have them fixed and lifted,
So maybe that's why I said that. And Garrett's the
second place. I think it's Scotty B. Scotty be would
even showus, Scotty show us your big tits pretty with

(12:32):
those minute a half lets keep going there. Who would
be the first person in this zoom room to take
a bullet for you, Froggy? Yeah, for sure. Who would
have the last person to take a bullet for you? Scary?
Scary push her in front of the bullet. I think

(12:53):
Elvis would. Elvis would take a bullet for me too.
I think Gandy would too. Years would shoot the bullet
to say you've thrown me into a wall. Also, you
also left great team when he was having a shrimp
allergy on the street corner. Yeah, can I can I say,

(13:17):
Froggy Elvis, and Gandhi. I think all three of them
would yeah, would Yeah, totally Gandhi. Last question, who is
the last person you'd want living in your house with you?
Hold on, hold on, hold on right now, like during
these times or at any time any time. I guess yeah,

(13:39):
during these times. I'm gonna go with During these times.
It's going to be scary because he Covid. Yeah, he's
a sprutter, he's got he's got the bit, he's dripping
in it. I love you, but just water sprinkler of
the COVID overall? Who would be overall? Um over? I

(14:02):
don't know. It's kind of a tough call. I love
all of you, guys. He wants you to say me.
He's begging for you, so don't an I'm gonna talk
to people who like me, which is absolutely no one
on the phone. Well, we're done, get out of here, goodbye.

(14:23):
Oh this is our last fifteen minute Morning Show podcast
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