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September 15, 2020 15 mins

The guys in the studio got new underwear but don't think they should wash it. Brody thinks elvis should have let him know that he was in his town!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, welcome to the Ship Show. You know yesterday was
the ship Show. Can we get through an entire fifteen
minute morning show podcast without talking about Pooh? No? I
don't think so get creative. I think Nate needs to
give an update from yesterday's short or not sharp, not shart.
It was just a very smelly fart, okay, very pervasive one,

(00:23):
you know, like your underwear afterwards. Pervasive pervasive. Yeah, it
really kind of soaked into the fabrics. Okay, really it wasn't.
I don't use that word, Nate, Nate, do not use
that word. Hit the seriously, can't we talk about anything
but pooh? But we have a controversy, and and Pooh

(00:46):
is kind of in the controversy. Okay, go ahead. What's
the controversy? So Gandhi was saying that when the guys
opened up the underwear packages they got free underwear in
the mail, Scottie put it right on his butt and
his privates. And we've always heard that you should wash
it first because in the factory, rats and mice and
all kinds of crap pooping all of the Why would you,

(01:09):
why would you put that near your privates? Right? That's
as when they ship them. They do want to keep
the rats and things off of them, so they spray
them with insecticides. So you don't want to You don't
want that in your p hole. Froggy. You've never opened
up your underwear and it says inspected by number twelve.

(01:30):
You don't know who number twelve? Is that a rat?
What if they sneeze on it and they get like
a little bit of loogy? Hold on a second, Guys
underwear to the luge. Guys underwear comes in like a
sealed package, So chances are it comes off of the
loom or whatever the funk they make it on and

(01:50):
it goes right into the package and they seal it. Okay,
they don't have like, they don't have an area after
it's made where it's like the rats ship department where
they let ratsh on it and then they package number
like a giant factory warehouse where stacks of these underwear. Yes,
it is right number two for women's underwear. Like I've
been with at least in two places. It's like all

(02:11):
in a big pile. You don't know what other person
is put that on, and it's been up against there.
You don't know where there's not enough time. I've seen
some people there's not enough tide in the world to
clean whatever they got on their froggy no offense, And
Gandhi said it best a little earlier during a song.
Why take the chance, because because you know what, they

(02:31):
do have warehouses, they do have shipping crates coming over
from overseas. I mean, how don't you guys seen the
show How It's Made on History Network where they show
things going off the assembly line. It's do you think
that one is simbly is the only one in the
entire world? Yes, yes, he does think that. That's that
represents every underwear in the world. As a result of

(02:54):
my thoughts and how I've been brought up, I do
not wash them before they kind have their hawks. You
go round on my body, all right? Keep in mind
scary scary the guy who comes to work all the
time with the folds still in his shirt and the
side sticker on his shoulder. I'm looking at the package
right now, and you wear on this package? Does it

(03:15):
say washed before wearing? Right? Like? You need the instruction? Okay,
the fruit washed before? You not wash your fruit. When
you buy apples at the grocery store, it doesn't say
washed before eating, but you know, to do that, dumbass
hazard and there was rat poop all over it. I
was gonna get would you call it Danielle plague? Would

(03:37):
have to put legally, they would have to put that
on there. There's no there's nothing you know. Wait, how
do you know what legally they have to put on
the packaging Because a lot of the stuff comes from
different countries and they have totally different rules. That's what's
legal if it was if it's being sold here, it
has to be labeled. And this is Wait a minute,
I have gone shopping on Canal Street. There's a lot

(03:58):
of toxic paint on all the Yeah, maybe we wash.
We don't know. We just we don't know. That's the point.
So why take a chance. That's my outlet? Yeah, sorry,
I'll go ahead. I've done what I was gonna say.
My outlet on the wall doesn't say don't stick a
fork in it, so I guess I can stick a

(04:19):
fork in it. Okay, can we watch that? I would
love for you to, I know you would. Yeah, masks
that come and made in mask production, do you guys
wash the blue and white surgical masks that come out
of them that's packaged in a sterile way, A lot
of right, you don't know that is? I don't know

(04:40):
it is. Underwear does not say that right. So you're
gonna take a risk and wear that mask and hope
for the best. But if you can mitigate your damages
and potentially save your butthole from something, right not, I
don't I don't care. I don't care. Yeah, I make
out with my dogs and they lick their assple So
what does it matter if I put a pair of
underwear and then had red ship on? Why are you

(05:02):
taking the chance? Just don't be lazy? Garrett has been
trying to talk for an hour. Yes, Garrett, what are
your thoughts? You've been so quiet on this. Nate proved
the point that it's not on the packaging. Must wear,
must wash before wearing. So I would like for him
to check scaries package to see if it has the
same verbage. If it doesn't have any verbage on their
please check. Can we also address like Scotty b of

(05:26):
all people, he will not even borrow a pair of
pants from another man because he says, you have no
idea what has happened in those pants, But he just
bust out underwear and puts it on. I'm just trying
to find the logic here. Listen, I know some of
the things I don't care that Scotty B has done
with his genitals in the past. Dirty under These underwear
with Russell rat poop is the cleanest thing that's been
on there in a long time. It may actually clean

(05:48):
him wear dirty underwear. You know what I'm saying. It's
it's this just goes to that. I don't know if
you guys remember that old wife's tale where they're like, oh,
you gotta wipe up the up of the can before
you drink because there's rats crawling on that stuff. You don't,
of course don't in the age of Corona. You're not
wiping off the top of the can before you're drinking

(06:08):
out of Don't put your lips on the can unless
you your rail has been sitting under my desk for
the last three months. You're gonna get your desk. Everybody's
shoes go there. I guarantee somebody propped their feet up
on your can, and now you just ate New York Street.

(06:30):
I love when someone propped their feet on my cans.
Did I tell you guys? The soda cans. Story from
the last time I took a plane ride. I asked
for the can just by itself, and the flight attendant said, no,
take a cup because the top is dirty. Let me
open it for you. So he opened it and poured
it into a cup. Meanwhile, the top of the soda

(06:52):
can goes right in the soda. So who's he helping?
He gotta wipe that off. You go when you open
a can of beans, it's the same thing. You gotta
wipe that stuff. Always wipe it off, you know, because
those have been warehoused, and they've been in the backup
grocery stores and back in trucks. And again we don't
have proof, but why would you, why would you test it.

(07:15):
I'm not disagreeing with you, but I don't do any
of that ship and I'm and I'm just fine. Well
maybe never never maybe never mind, no, never mind. Apparently
when we were all when we were kids, or even
to this day, when they mixed chocolate in large batches,
they say, mice thes, mice droppings in the chocolate, and

(07:37):
we're all eating that. That's allowed. Actually, the FDA allows
a certain percentage of rat hairs and crap to go
in your because it's just going to happen. There's no way. Yeah, alright,
and I'm okay with it. And I'm still here too. Hi.
You know what my dad used to say. He said,
no one ever had a heart attack after eating too

(07:58):
much bacon until they told me I was going to
have a heart attack eating too much fake not wrong.
They grew up eating bake in morning, noon to night.
And then when someone told him it's bad, when they
all started dying. What Daniel? What happened to Nate? Did
he die from licking the top of that can? So
now he's coming back? Betty rethought that lick over there

(08:18):
and went in a can, so now you're drinking out
of the cup. May have been right, because I can't
tasted like shit in your can. I don't know have
you ever had that happened to you? Or no? Was
that a sharsta? I'm gonna get diary again. I just

(08:44):
know it. I know, I know you really really went
and doubled down to prove your point. And now Nate's
got New York City? Changing subject? Did you hear what
Brody did a few minutes ago before we started and
someone else did this to me the other day. Um,
we were actually in Brody's town having lunch of this
great place a town over whatever. So Brodie says, hey,

(09:05):
thanks for calling me while you're in my town. I'm like, well,
it would have been nice. Why no, but we were
just there to have lunch and leave. And it's the
same as a friend of mine. We we had to
connect through Dallas. This is last year we had to
connect to Dallas to fly somewhere else. He's like, why
didn't you call me. I'm here in Dallas because we're
not in your We're just coming through. You should at

(09:25):
least let me know you're in my town. Why is
that imperative? You went to one of my favorite pizza places.
You went to a restaurant I go to all the time.
You drove forty minutes to get there. You could have like,
you know, hey, you know, I'll swing by wave to you.
I haven't seen you guys in six months. You could
have waved from your car. I wouldn't have gone out.

(09:47):
But you know, when Bobby's Burger Palace was open up
over here by my house, you used to go with
your family all the time, and I never got a
phone call either. So now you don't want me over there.
You don't want an episode of your enthusiast as him
where Larry was in New York and his body was
in l a And and he's like, I'm coming to
New York. Hey, I'm going to New York. You're gonna

(10:08):
be in New York. We should get together and have dinner.
But apparently Larry was trying to avoid him in the
episode because we wouldn't hang out on a normal basis.
Why that funk would I call you? You tried that.
You tried that in Italy with Elvis, and you tried
that with somebody else in Florida. You do that all
the time. I mean scary, but Brod, he was offended.

(10:31):
You were offended. I'm would have been nice to get
a wave. So but at the very least you said,
at the very least, you could have at least called
me to tell me you're in my town. Yeah, I
think that's fair. It's even meaner to be like, I'm
in your town, not seeing you, but I call as
you're leaving, like, hey, I was in your town, but

(10:52):
we were really your town's great seal by. I left
a gift card at the front door. You go there,
get a meal if you want. I'm the old line.
It's next time you drive by my house. Keep on driving.
Okay now, but you see I'm out in the country. Now,
if any of you were out here near me, it
would make sense for you to let me know you're

(11:12):
here because it's way out of the way and so.
But it's very pandemic. Do you know, like everybody's out
of the way. My grandfather did this when he died.
So he died and he made sure to bury himself
at the most furthest the way, um because he said
nobody came to visit him when he was alive, and

(11:33):
he didn't want anybody to come visit him when he
was dead. Kind of funny. But I'm just saying, if
it's not a pandemic thing, brody, I don't want you
to stop buy my house or anyone. Just call me
let me know that you're driving through my little town.
You know, My point was, it's a pandemic. Were all isolated.
You drove forty minutes into my town. Listen, I live

(11:56):
on a cul de sac. You could have waved going by,
turned around and waved the That's right. Next time I'm
in your town. I will let you know I'm there,
and then I will say, okay, bye, I'll take it.
Going out a little bit more. What have you some
of you been going out a little bit more, trying
like doing like baby steps gradually, very little. Not like you, yeah,

(12:18):
not like you. Yeah, we're not balls deep like you. Man.
I just like yesterday we went out to lunch and
we were you know, and we did our things and
we came home. We didn't we didn't want scary. The
other day he said, hey, we should go to dinner.
I was like, yeah, as soon as I'm done with
this quarantine, because I can make sure everything's cool, we'll
do it. He said, I don't give a shit about that.
Come on, he's trying to spread myn He doesn't give

(12:43):
a shit. He's like, he's like, the right thing. You
want her to bring maybe something to a restaurant because
you gotta go for ten days already. I'm watching the
daily reports of Hoboken. We get zero new zero zero
to one. Just wants to see Gandhi so bad. He

(13:06):
hasn't seen her, and you guys are like breaking his balls.
But he just wants to see Gandhi. And Scary's basically saying, Gandhi,
he loves you so much and he wants to see
you so bad. He's willing to risk getting the VID.
Here's what he's doing. He's going to take Gandhi's VID
filled body and aim at at people and start shooting.
He wants yeah. And I don't believe he misses there

(13:30):
so much no offense, Gandhi. I think that no one,
no one will go out with him, and he's asking everyone.
Someone says yes. I hit under my bed in March,
April and May, and I just did a little by little.
After that, I started going out to eat and I'm okay,
and I've been more comfortable with it. It's like going
into a pool of ice cold water. You get used
to it. After a while. He's back in and I'm good,

(13:53):
and I'm still wearing my mask. Oh, speaking of masks,
do you want to know what I did yesterday? Oh
my gosh. I walked into a Dunkin Donuts and I'm
standing at the counter and I'm ordering my ice latte
blah blah blah, and I and I'm like, why does
something feel so weird? I forgot my mask and I
did that too. Oh my gosh. And I said to
the people, I was like, yeah, so I apologized. Then

(14:17):
the times I'm like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I took my shirt and I put it over my face.
They were like, it's okay, ma'am, it's lady, it's fine.
I felt so bad. I feel so bad. Yeah, it's
it's so easy to forget because for so long. Yeah,
they said, they said, in the restaurant, and make sure
you was that uh nothing, Mike sand fell over. They

(14:40):
said in the restaurant. If you if you get up
from your table to do anything, you gotta put your
mask on. Yea. When we were done, okay, right, yeah,
we got to get out of here on our masks
over by the door, all right, Okay, tomorrow, can we
do a Pooh conversation? Okay, as long as Nate doesn't

(15:03):
shoot himself again. Up to Nate. Bye bye bye,
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