The Butt Hurt Edition

We break out a fan favorite game where we BUTT HURT each other.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
morning show? You know what we have to do in

(00:24):
this fifteen minute morning show podcast. Each one, each and
every one of you has a mission. What's that? What
is what's that? No? Yeah, well it is no mention
of human excrement or extra excrement of any type from
any any being. Okay, okay, gooday's the no food? This
is stupid. Wait where does Scotty Be just come back
from he's wearing a mask. What he got? We got

(00:46):
a food delivery from our friends at Farmer's fridge, right,
Scotty B. Yes, they just dropped off all this pre
cooked food. Yeah, what do you have? There's a burrito bowl.
You remember when that vending machine was up it? They
brought a vending machine up here. Yeah, like I love that. Ye. Anyway, well,
thank you. They emptied the contents of a vending machine

(01:07):
and they sent it to us. I don't think this
is veending machine stuff. Here's enchilada. Roha. We're moving on
with your now show. So we're like, well, if we
don't talk about, what can we talk about? And everyone
was kind of at a loss for words or so
Garrett and Brody and Nate and Danielle and Sketty and
Gandhi and Froggy and Scotty B who now has a

(01:28):
microphone connected a part of the no Poo zone. By
the way, this will be poo eventually after I eat it.
We're not talking amount you got. If you're talking about poo,
you have to leave. You have to leave the podcast.
Give him one chance his first day with a mike

(01:51):
that wasn't nice? Is that the rule? You have to
x out? You're done, people. Those people were nice enough
to send that food and now you're like making fun
of the stuff he just got in and now he's out.
You know, the reason we have to have this rule
is we're better than this people. We we are clever
enough and creative enough to come up with something to

(02:12):
do that doesn't involve that stuff that rhymes with the
word d okay no more. So, what are we gonna do?
We're gonna play a game, Nate. We're gonna play a game, right, yes, sir?
What game we play? Oh? Everybody's favorite game? But yeah,
but Froggy, Froggy, I'm serious. Talk. I was on the street.

(02:45):
I cannot wait until the winkss link is on. It's
gonna be great. Don't don't leave. Froggy's funny. Many people
left at the end of I just no one takes
me for serious at all on this fucking show. You
know what. He gives a flying funk about our our
pool rules. Okay, alright, alright, let's play. But much food

(03:09):
Scotty has, He's like, sack, that's awesome. All right, here
we go, Here we go. Question number one. Who's it too?
Let's go with Let's go with Garrett, Yes, who would
get the most butt hurt playing this game? There's Scotty

(03:33):
like Dandhie's thick skin, Elvis doesn't care really, daniell oh Nate. No,
it's between Brody and Scary. I would say Brody because
he would be the one that hate this game, that
hits us up after the game. After the game, he'll
hitch you up and be like hey, man, like seriously,
and then you will be like, no, it's so would

(03:59):
be just just put an X on me. Now we're
just doing it. Now, he's getting better. Now we can
see it happen on the heels of that one. Goddhy
Who is the greediest in the zoom room? The greediest, well,

(04:20):
I mean, looking at the room right now, it does
appear that Scotty b is hoarding a bunch of food. No,
it's a toss up. I would say either him or
maybe Brody. Why does Brodi the answer to every question?
But I don't know about Well. He has a book

(04:43):
on the way called what is It For? Even? Is
Never even? Which would okay, well, greedy, that's just getting
getting And that's why it's not who's the neediest, who's
the greediest. If we go somewhere and there's leftover food,
Brody takes as much food is humanly possible home. That's

(05:05):
not greedy. That's waste, not want not. When Carl comes up,
they bring him plastic disposable things to take home on
purpose because they change my answer. I take back Brody
and Scotty, and I'm gonna say Scary because Scary is
the one who will do endorsements for products he's never
seen or touched or plans on it in his whole life.

(05:28):
Scar I try every product and I stand behind everything.
Are diapers erectile dysfunctions exactly? Don't judge what I do
in my spare time. You get a commercial that's not
spare time. That's on our show. Okay, move on, move on, Okay,
you're a bad host. All right, here we go, Elvis.

(05:52):
Someone ask you this one who has the worst temper? Go? Oh,
do you say yourself? I have seen you throw things
across the have hey listen this phone. Have thrown and
broken more phones and headphones than anybody I know. Yeah,

(06:13):
but I will own it the worst temper. Yeah, absolutely me,
and rightly so, there's no no, not rightfully so rightfully
so I can see when you get upset, I would
get just as upset. Does that make sense to everybody? Yeah? Yeah,
you're saying when he throws, when you throw a fit,
I would have thrown the same fit if I were

(06:33):
in your shoes. That's all considered, all right, Next question,
Next question? All right, Froggy, who is full of the
most bullshit? Of the most bullshit? I don't know. I
don't think we really have anybody who's full of shit.
Everybody here pretty much says what they think. Everyone here's
pretty much full of bullshit the most. I don't even

(07:03):
really I mean, I can't even really think. I mean, like,
hold on, you know what this is gonna sound not nice?
And and I love you, but I would have to
say Danielle because I'll tell you why is Danielle, Because
Danielle will be nice to the meanest person in the world,
just because Danielle is nice. And I'm like, Danielle, why
can't you just tell them they're an asshole? No, I
can't do that. It's not the right thing to do.
And I'm like, but don't be nice to them, Just

(07:24):
tell them they're a piece of ship and move on.
She won't do it. Text me and He'll go, how
can you even find one nice thing to say about
that person? I go, well, and he goes, I can't
even because Danielle will always find a way to be
nice when somebody even doesn't deserve to be nice. In
that awful a person who's being nice is being accused
of people of bullshit. Good answer? All right, Uh, let's

(07:53):
go with Danielle. No. Yeah, sorry, I'm just sitting here
just admiring my look today on what bush? You look
like you're too close to the camera. I look better
than you look look better than normal though. Doesn't he

(08:14):
look a little too close to the camera a little bit?
Does Yeah? He's making his face to his keep going
all right, who gives who gives the worst oral sex? Scary? Go?
Would I know that unless I we haven't had an
experience answer the question to my opinion on who is
the worst at it? It's not everyone in the room.

(08:38):
He's got to pick. Yeah, I'm kidding you. This is
a bad question. First of all, I process of the
girl fall asleep. I think Gandhi is good at what
she does. I know, I know Elvis is We've we've
heard about to prove it. Let's see, I'm pretty sure

(09:01):
Garrett's cool. Uh yeah, Froggy, all of you guys you
know what I don't know. Brodie. I'm sorry, Brod, but
hold on, let me defend scary Brodie. You do say
that it's been like forever since your wife wanted to
be with you, so maybe you haven't done it in
a long time, and there's just rusty, right, That's what

(09:23):
I said. That's what I would have said. I would
have said, Nate, because it's hard to do that to
a woman while looking in the mirror. Yes, Brodie, I
was thinking the same thing. He needs too good looking
to be good at oral sex. Doesn't Now I don't
agree with that, but he loves himself so much, he
would please himself than someone else. That's right. He feels

(09:43):
come in to him, and hot people don't try as hard.
Let's face, thank you. That's so clearly I'm good at it.
Should have offended that, Elvis, he said, you and I
are probably great at it. Should we be offended by this?
Now outgoing personalities shine through. He's very friendly. She must
be good at head. It's she's not very attractive. She

(10:10):
must try hard. And I think Danielle will go to
any length to please her man, so I think she's
probably pretty good. Well, she's talked about the length. Hello late. Yeah,
I'm uncomfortable with this conversation. At least it's not all right.
You haven't know who has had the best life so far?

(10:34):
Oh um, finally one I won't get mentioned. I'm gonna
go with you. Gotta think of the entire life. I mean,
you read his book. He doesn't know that, he doesn't
know the joys of parenthood. Well, that is true, that
is true. I'm not going to say myself, I think

(10:59):
I've been very lucky. You've had a great life, thank you.
But I think Elvis has traveled all over the world,
and he's met all these people, and he's done all
these amazing things, and he's experienced all these great things.
So I'm going to go with him. I think, to
be fair, I think we've all had a nice shot
at a great life. Yeah. I'm just saying, except for Brodie.

(11:22):
Even if dogs are bored, they're sleeping. I love puppies. Uh,
Brodie hasn't been given a question. Okay, I always trying
to get him. I'm trying to get him a good one.
Can just tell me we had frog three men. He's
trying to find one where I'll answer myself. Alright, who

(11:42):
is most likely to double cross you? No? Oh that's easy.
Come on, Brody, Oh scary explanation. Would you like to
elaborate it on that? Yeah, you use your microphone on
the air to bad mouth me. You blame me for

(12:04):
all of the problems with our podcast. Yeah that's you.
But we have a great podcast. He also we do
thanks to me. He tells you under the bust when
you're not here as well. Why you have matching shirts
on today? Everyone else is honest about it. He doesn't
behind my back, damn it? Scary. Does everybody have a
piece of paper and a pen? In front of them. Yes, yes,

(12:25):
that doesn't right, but yeah, I can get enough out
of it. It'll make a note on my phone. The
next question, everybody has to write down their answer and
hold it up to the screen. Okay, what is it?
All right? The question is who in this zoom room
is most likely to go to Hell? Hell? Helley sticks? Wow,

(12:51):
Daniel is not gonna get any votes. Um, all right,
I got sorry, didn't take got it all right? Let
me know when you're already ready. Okay, hold him up
on the count of three, three to one, go, Who's

(13:21):
going to Hell? I think Froggy? I think no, I
think it was me. I got three for himself myself.
I see Froggy, Froggy three, Froggy's two three, Gandhi's Oh,
Froggy and GONDI your tie? Wait a minute now, how come,
let's start with Froggy. Why do we feel Froggy's gonna

(13:43):
go to hell? Because because I laugh at things I
shouldn't laugh at. I say things I shouldn't say, and
I just I have a very very bad sense of humor.
It's some things that really shouldn't be funny to me
are funny. He'll have fun in Hell, and I'm gonna
change mind to Froggy because I just remember, hold on,
I just thought of something about Froggy too. I gotta

(14:04):
put it from Don't worry. I'll save the rest of
your motherfucker's a spot if I get there first. Don't worry.
But what about Gandhi? Now? Why is Gandhi going to
go to Hell? Why I vote for Gandhi? Brody Scotty,
I mean, you're twisted just like me and Froggy are
so myself? What the hell that's fair? Yourself? I couldn't

(14:29):
find paper, so I had to go into my garbage can.
Who's the least from Brody? Why do you think I'm
going to Hell? I feel like, as a Gandhi you've
let the Gandhi tradition fail. Oh yeah, And I feel
like there's a whole religion and country of people that

(14:49):
would vote you to hell. Yeah, oh yeah, for sure.
You're right. You're right. I wouldn't, but I feel like
there's a lot of people that would. They have more
voting numbers than we have. I'm sorry, I respect the vote.
Daniel is definitely the least likely, that's yeah, for sure.
She's the nicest person in the room in some instances,
but in some instances was banned. Is froggy shopping cart? Right?

(15:14):
It's really funny because you're saying she's most likely to
have the most bullshit, but we're also saying most likely
it's because of her bullshitting ways that she's going to
go to the heaven. She's so nice because daniel is
so nice. She doesn't know how to be mean to anybody.
I've never seen Danielle be mean to somebody except me
work with McDonald's. Yea y. If you hadn't licked my neck,

(15:41):
I would never throw those pens at your head. That's
a different I saw that firsthand. That was I love
this game. I'm checking text messages on board. Are we done?
We're done? Yeah, we're done. Time up by seeing how
froggy I'm older. I'll save you a spot The fifteen

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