Trying To Connect With Uncle Johny

We try to beat our previous time of trying to get Uncle Johny to connect with us via our zoom room! Will he beat it?? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, so Uncle Johnny. Uncle Johnny has been on
the show in a while, and well we always try
to get him in the zoom room, and so we're
recording this because I want you to see what we're
going through. Last time it took how many how many
minutes to get him in minutes? I bet he's faster now.
He had all summer to practice. All right, let's try

(00:20):
to get him in. I want you to know that
I uh send him a zoom room invite and then
I got a recorded message back that's just ambient room
noise with the station playing in the background and him
trying to figure that out. Can you get him on
the phone? Names call him on the phone? Uh? And

(00:43):
I was just getting a weird phone call from a
number I don't have, but it was are Too one two,
So I don't know if that was him trying to
call me home number he has a yeah, because he's
back in New York City. Oh, Uncle Johnny. But once
we get him, it's always Radio Gold. It's always like
a lot of fun to talk to Johnny. It's his
home number. End in six three. Okay, he tried to

(01:05):
call me, I don't know, because he was trying to
call me. He's probably confused. You can, Johnny, answer your phone.
It'll take some seconds to hear that exactly. Okay. But
what I'm loving is he can't even figure out how

(01:26):
to use a phone that's connected in his apartment. It's
it's like a connected phone to the to the wall,
to the wall. Here we go pick him up. Scary.
Hello uncle Johnny, Good morning, Hello waiting, good morning. All right.
So we set you all the notifications to get into
the Zoom room. We're all in it and we're waiting
for you. Well, I got Froggy's a thing, and I

(01:47):
got the Zoom one, but it's got so many things
I didn't know what they hit. Well, um, what do
you have? Well I went on it says Froggy Zoom information.
And then I went on to my regular iPad here,
which I have the Zoom and I joined it and

(02:09):
joined the personal link on john iPad. So I gotta
figure out how to get in there. Well, you should
just be able to click it. It should just say
join meeting, like people all over the world do this
every day. Just joined meeting, joint meeting. Alright, join with
a personal link name. All right, I put that all right,

(02:33):
join that whenever you either were joined, it's it's one
step closer. We'll just give out the meeting I D
in the past here right or passed right here in
the air. We'll have everybody in the brother in the
meeting room. Well, I put my real name down. It
says joint to join the meetings. So what do I
put when it says meeting, I D meeting. I D

(02:56):
was in the meeting. I D is in the thing
that I sent you. It starts with eight one eight.
It's a long set of numbers. Don't read it out.
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, don't read that out loud.
That came into which you're reading that on your iPhone.
Originally I was my iPhone and then I just wait
a minute, Yes, that's what I'm going to do. Right now,

(03:17):
go back to your iPhone. Hit hit that. There's a
link at the top. It says joined zoom meeting. Yes,
all right, and I got it. Okay, hit that you
see the room meeting. I have the number on the top.
Shall I put it in there? I just joined joint meeting.
Just join and password enter password. No, No, it's just

(03:41):
the one that starts with nine three five. I know
he shouldn't have to do a password. If it has
a joint meeting with you should just be able to
click and go if you've been invited. Well, I'm trying
to get quick and go just a minute. Have you
had any no, I Kevin, I did go up about
it now two hours I haven't. Actually I didn't sleep

(04:03):
well all night. Yeah. Anyway, this usually there's several lines
of gibberish and you just clicked the entire thing and
and that's it right here, I got meta sent I
went on it said joining zoom meeting. All right here,

(04:25):
I'm joining it now that it's invalid meeting. Okay, okay,
he's gonna end up in someone's preschool class when we
close this video later. Can we have a little counter
with the amount of time it's taken uncle Johnny to
all right? Right, all right, so what I'm gonna get

(04:48):
together with you one day and you shall be exactly
and put it up there and then I'll be able
to do it. But it should be easy. I mean,
if he sent it to your iPhone, if he sent
you all the information, it's all included in the link,
the password, everything all you just push the link in
it takes you in. All right, let me see. All right,
I'm on the iPhone and I hit please enter meeting password.

(05:12):
But I don't know the meeting pastor I just I
just said. You just sent it to me. Now just
send it to you again. It's the it's the now
what just went away? Well, that's because it's a text.
That's what it does. It's a notification that comes up
and then it goes away. You gotta go look at
your text message. It's in your It's in your text messages,
all right, in text messages. Yes, oh see where were

(05:36):
they your text messages when you go on my phone? Right? Yes? Yes,
So what you should do, Johnny, is you should get
your phone and open up your text message and then
now way you'll see the meeting I D in the
past code. And then if you have your iPad next
to you, you'll be able to type it in while
looking at the phone. Oh so I gotta put the
iPad next to me. Let me go see, could I

(05:56):
get the Twitter on my iPhone? What do you need
to for? You don't need winter? Oh, here's the meeting password,
I D number. Okay, what do I what do I do?
Put in password, and it just went again. Okay, are
you on your iPhone or your iPad? I got the
app iPad in front of me and the iPhone. Ignore

(06:17):
the iPad, right, just ignore the iPad the iPad, well,
hold on, do you have Tashley. I think it's easier
if he uses the iPad with the Zoom software that
he has on there, because he looks at the meeting.
I d in the pass code on his iPhone. Okay, Johnny,
question do you have your text messages on your iPad too?
I think he does, he used to. I think I

(06:38):
do that. That would what would that little thing be
that would be text messages? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, okay.
Right there that the white bar water bubble, it says
meeting ID number all right, and uh but that's that

(06:58):
was eight oh true? Have thousands of people in the
room before long? It starts out the time, all right,
so right in the password would be uh the number, yeah,
the nine number. There's no no, it says pass code.

(07:21):
It starts with nine five. No. It doesn't say that
I texted to you. I know. It says that the
link and it sends him in I listen. I don't know. Well,
now people are texting in that that Zoom changed the
rules because the security issues, and now you always have
to put the password in. No, I never, ever, not

(07:44):
one time. I send the new new link every morning.
Then maybe Gandhi and Daniel are here illegally. Oh I
got it. Nine. I'm not going to say it out loud.
You just did, no like I said what he said.
And then we're about to get Uncle Johnny in the

(08:08):
zoom room. We're so excited. This is going to be
such a proud moment. Scared. Do you have music ready
for this? Like trying to be time to go to
break back passport? Please try again, so that's not impossible,
all right, we'll try again. Okay, something a long time ago? Yeah, yeah,

(08:32):
nine five and then the other three digits after it,
that's the past code. Okay, so we'll try that again. Okay.
You know what they say about that little buttons for
big fingers. Oh my goodness, it's exactly like the first three.

(08:52):
Here we go for the second three. Okay, here we go,
Here we go. All right, now I continue hit continue, Yes,
there where I am. I'm looking at myself yourself in

(09:12):
a different room, joining video, joint video. There you go
here you come, my god, hold using internet audio? What
does that mean? You are just where I am? Where

(09:35):
you are? There? You are? Can you see us? Can
I can? I can't see you to hear this plane
place giant audio are using internet audio? Now, I like froggy. Okay,
not froggy. I say, scary star, you look scary. I

(09:59):
met you, Johnny? Did you see me? Now? When I talk,
I should be No, my audio is hung on uncle.
Now I can't see you, Johnny. There's a button on there,
and it looks like it's a grid with like nine
little boxes on it, like gallery view. Push that. Okay,
let me see a grid with the I got something
says zoom. You want gallery view. You want to view

(10:21):
the gallery see and see everybody, not just the speaker
podcast video more. Maybe he looks like minimized virtual background. No, yes, yes, yes,
hit that hit virtual background. It says none in the

(10:43):
top right corner. There's a thing that says gallery view.
Hit gallery view. Yeah, nothing says valerie view up here,
valery gallery gallery gallery. That's that. The only thing that
says is cod He's still talking, but he's on the iPhone,
isn't he you? I'm on the iPhone. You can hang up, yeah,

(11:09):
you can hang up the phone now. Oh no, oh no,
toy Okay, now I'm now what I'm going on to
the Johnny. You can hang up the phone, the regular phone,

(11:30):
hang up your cell phone, hang up your home phone phone, yeah,
the phone next to your ear hang that up. All right, okay,
now we're just on the zoom Can you hear us? Now?
I see you where I almost dead? Oh? Dare what
it is? I see gone day? What do you see?

(11:57):
I see gone day? And what I see? Uh froggy
okay and yes, all right, got spotty serious that that's it,
And then on the top of says record we're recording
it alright. So last time it took seventeen minutes. I

(12:20):
do want to say that. Where do you go there? Okay?
Last time it took seventeen minutes. This time I sent
him the original invite it at Okay, it took one
minutes this time for extra minutes to get you on
any minutes left? You know, look at all that booze

(12:44):
in the background. Where So the good news is we've
been recording this entire zoom room, so we can play
this back on Wherever show on Instagram. Th time I
was on the zoone was with that Katie. She's pregnant,
she had the baby. Hey, Johnny, you're so close to

(13:09):
the screen, you can you can back up a little bit.
That's how my mom talks. My mom was like, hello,
we could ship your nose. Hey Johnny, that's did you
show everyone your new TV that we got you? Yeah?
Oh yeah, here's a big ampartment. Do you have a

(13:31):
big apartment? Do you have a lot of plants? Are
you growing weed in there too? It's the whole top floor. Wow,
uncle Johnny, that plays nice. It's the factory. What he
caught a lot an old man factor a railroad apartment
sort of. Yeah, it's the whole factory where it goes
all the way to the back. Show them the Tower

(13:54):
of Terror elevator. This is the most frightening elevator in
New York City. It's like, remove your it's right over there.
That is that thing will eat you. The doors will
close and they will eat you. Well not it has
is that how you get down? Like? How do you
leave that? How you leave? Yeah? That I come up today.
It opens up into my living room and then I

(14:16):
go down. But scary when you're on the tower of
Terry elevator, going to have to have you hear chains
like banging against the elevator and everyone's probably it will
stop and fall and go up a little more than fall.
It's it's all right, Can you want to go outside?
And yelled tamping tampon? Like yeah, but we got we

(14:38):
got people living, man, now, I know, so so Gandhi
would happened. We're trying to get people to be desensitized
to the word tampon because you're trying to get tampons
to help people who were in a hurricane zone. Okay,
So I said, Johnny, why can't people say the word tampon?
Go over to your window, open the door and scream
out tampon. And he opened the door and all the
workers were working on the building next door, and he

(14:59):
screamed out the word tampoon. I wasn't so I never
use them. I understand, I get it. This is the look,
there's the next the building that used to be there,
nice place. Do you see people out there? Uh? This
one person that on a computer in their room. Is

(15:22):
there window, open screen, tampon and see what they say, Hey, tampon.
Nobody tampo. I know this, this makes it sound kind

(15:43):
of discombobulated, but when you see the video it will
make all the sense in the world. We'll have it
posted at Elvis Duran Show on Instagram as soon as possible.
I think we have to take a break at some point,
don't we. Yeah. Giving his apartment, I know this is amazing.
I'm walking through. He has a little bit of clutter,
a little Yeah. Well, I'm building my pills today. You

(16:06):
are pills are bills? No, my pills because I put
my pills together for three weeks at a time, a
month at a time. It takes up the entire apartment.
Uncle john we love you and we'll talk to you soon.
But I love you guys. I'm looking forward to some
day we can all be together again. Alright, Uncle Johnny,

(16:26):
we love you. Having it's time for a bloody mary.
Uncle Johnny, Okay, all right? Do you know how what
am I what? You know? How to leave meeting? No? How?
I just hit leave, don't I don't see what happens.

(16:46):
There's the button and which I just go like this,
are you gone at? How are you doing? Because he
just leave meeting? Where's the same weave meeting where it
says leave meeting. I don't know there's a big red

(17:11):
button from from the meeting or no, I can remove him, well,
I know, but I think it's more fun watching him
trying to leave. Okay, would no, who's Donna Morena? I
don't know off now my uncle Johnny Johnny camera. I

(17:38):
don't know what I didn't. I don't know how to
Joe this favorite, my favorite line of they win and
I go Okay. I think by Johnny, all he did
was turn his camera off. He's still there, still there. Well,

(18:02):
so that entire process was a long time. I missed him.
That was nice. We should try every day until he
gets it right. Oh God,