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March 25, 2020 15 mins

With all the social distancing , have you been farting more?! A very NOT SAFE FOR WORK/HOME conversation about something Danielle found.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Fun Presents fifteen minute Morning Show, And here we go
the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. I'm in my kitchen,
Daniel's in her basement, Gandhi's in her living room, Froggy's
in his guest bedroom, Scary is at master Control, and uh,

(00:25):
straight nights farting in the other room. All right, all right,
all morning. I think you guys are lying if you're
saying that you're not farting, because well you can there's
nobody around you. I've been farting up a storem out
I mean, I cracked one on Ellis's check. Yeah, all right,

(00:47):
I'm willing to admit I farted more. I'm willing to
admit I did as well. I had to mute the
Mike quinine. That was so wrong, I think less. Yeah, yeah,
me too, Dani. I'm with you in Gandhi. Hey, speaking
of Daniel and Gandhi, I'm turning the keys over to
Daniel and Gandhi's. They are hosting today's fifteen minute morning
Show podcast. Applause, Tell the stuff we're seeing on social media.

(01:14):
I don't know, it's your show. You don't have to ask.
You just do it, so you know we do that.
Can I Can I say one thing about the farts
just because of Nate. So I texted Diamond because he
said he was ripping them in her chair all morning.
So I thought I would snitch on him, and I said,
Nate's been farting up a storm in your chair. Diamond
writes back, laughing my ass off my chairs used to
it by now I hold nothing in crazy diet too. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:45):
I didn't want to say anything, but there is a
stain on the chair. Really, but I mean, don't don't
your pants? Don't your pants filter that out? Yeah? She
would She would have been a stain on her pants
and we would have seen it and made fun of it.
So I don't think, because I would think Diamond's got

(02:07):
a lot of stuff. There was also an extra pair
of pants and discs, so you know the pants the
pants act as a calender. Is some stuff does come
out all right? Back to you, Gandhi and Danielle. Okay,
So I was looking on social media. You know how
we all followed Jade Butterflies on social media. She posed

(02:33):
this picture today of a girl who's obviously showing off
her engagement ring. Right, and she's so excited, but she
didn't check to make sure like everything was kind of
like perfect. On the rest of her she's wearing a
bracelet that says, are you ready for this? This come slut?

(02:58):
She didn't realize. Wait, she didn't realize that she has
her hand out and she's showing the ring, and then
above the ring is this little bracelet that says, come slept.
And I just have to say her mom must be
so proud, right, I just so if you're not calling
Jane that I know, but it was so funny. You

(03:24):
can say whatever you want to say. Good where everything
is so serious right now obviously, so every now and
then you need a little chuckle. That's my little chuckle
for today. I will say I have been having a
blast going back and forth with Nate, sending each other
super stupid stuff. I sent him a video yesterday of
the flip challenge that I think I'm gonna send all

(03:46):
of you guys. But it's a very very It's where
they people are dancing and then you hit the switch
and they switch outfits. So it's like, yeah, So the
one that I sent him yesterday was a very he
needs tiny, skinny skinny skinny little dude and a very
big woman who switched, and when it switches, she is

(04:06):
desperately trying to put his pants on so badly and
the music just falls out. It's hilarious to me, so funny.
And it's one of those things where the first time
you see it, in fact, the first three times you
see it, you're like, what the hell did I just
see the end? Up watching it twenty five more times. Yeah,

(04:28):
I'll send it. Okay, I'm post the com slot picture.
Stop Why do you keep saying that over and over again?
Then now it's like it's making me it's crane worthy.
It's like, stop saying it. That's so funny. Can I Okay?

(04:51):
So I saw that picture right, and I stared at
that picture for a long time because the captain says, like,
make sure all the things on your outfit are correct
before you post. I didn't see that first, then I
saw it. Once I saw it. I don't know if
I believe it. I think it might be staged because
her letters are facing you so that you can read it,
where I feel like if you were normally wear that
would be facing the person so you can't see. No,

(05:12):
I always face my things out because they Yeah. See,
I was always told that your jewelry is not for you,
it's for people to see it. So like you have
your name ring, like your name is supposed to be
facing other people. It's with your hands in the air.
Do you do the cee for you or the ce

(05:33):
for the people looking at this way? Oh? I don't know.
This is for my life. I just I just googled
to see if that jewelry is available on sale. Why
do you want one? I want to buy my girlfriend
or something. Oh my god, you're not. But here's the thing.

(05:55):
Do not just google those words because other things come up.
I can't even find the original story. What did you
think you're going to find? I thought I was gonna
find like Top of Mind, like Boom, because it's current
events and it's news, and it was it was online. No,
not so much. I think as an excuse to surf

(06:16):
at did you put embrace? Then put an image? Put
an image? Don't don't do the image. Oh oh my god,
we had it. She probably had it made special for
her by her man her and we know how she
got that ring. Oh my god, that's his nickname for her.

(06:42):
Even though I'm not hosting mammas a suggestion that you
move on with your show. Okay, hoping the show just
about this, Okay, go ahead. Um. So, I don't know
if you guys have been doing this stuff, but I've
been doing really weird things with food while I'm at home.
And I got what I like to call a fat
kid injury where I heated up a sandwich and then

(07:05):
I decided more cheese should have been added to the sandwich.
But what I didn't realize is it created a big
steam pocket inside the sandwich, so when you bite into it,
I burned the crap out of my mouth. As as
it was burning, I went back for a second plate. Ah.
You you knew it was hot, but you used his

(07:25):
head and cram more in your home, right, yeah the cheese. Yeah,
injuries take forever to get better too. That like the
top the roof of your mouth when it's burnt, it
takes forever. It's like a hot pocket. When you cook
a hot pocket, the insides are hotter than the surface
of the sun. Yes, it's like a weapon when it

(07:49):
comes out of there. And I just wanted to see
if anybody else was injuring themselves on food or if
it was just me. I haven't done it yet, damn
you people. Yes, I was eating baked Blaze yesterday, the chips,
and I think I cut the back of my throat
with a chip, and now I had a speker store
back there. You ever, No, I was shoving like a

(08:13):
full It was down to the end of the bad
so it was just all the little crummy parts. Elvis,
have you ever shoved anything in your mouth and injured
the back of your throat? And I cut the back
of my nose? What does that mean? Froggy, I'm just asking.
I didn't know if Elvis had ever injured the back
of his throat. I gotta say, this is a filthy podcasts. Well,

(08:33):
you asked us to host. You didn't say, well, we
couldn't couldn't talk about Yeah, you have the wrong drivers.
I do have the corner of a dorito lodged in
the roof of my mouth right now, and I can't
get up. Oh, I don't want to put my I
don't want to put my fingers in my mouth because
we're not supposed to put our fingers in our mouth.
Right now, I can't wait till the day comes I

(08:54):
can put my finger in my mouth. I've missed it.
I've been using my tongue. I've been using my tongue
because it's already in my mouth, my most right now,
Miss Alex, I miss Alex. He just left and he's Sunday.

(09:17):
You think, yeah, he's back Sunday. Oh that's good. I'm
miss seeing you guys every single day in the studio.
I do too. I'm staring at cardboard who actually black
and white paper cutouts of Danielle and Gandhi. It's kind
of creepy. Somebody somebody took pictures of them, blew them

(09:38):
up big, and then cut them out and hung them
on their microphone. Yeah that was And what about you, Gandhi?
What do you miss the most? Um? I missed interacting
with you guys. And I know this doesn't sounds so silly,
but I miss being able to just pet people's dogs
when they were walking by. Because now I told you,
people are being really stings you with their dogs. They
don't want to get close to you. And I'm like,

(09:58):
oh man, well they don't because I mean you touched
their dog and then they then they touched the dog,
which means they're touching you. So I know you're obviously
a carrier for you, Froggy. I miss just being able
to hang out with friends and not when you see
somebody you don't have to stand eight feet away from
them because they're everybody's afraid of everybody. I miss. I

(10:19):
do love seeing all the families together outside spending time
doing things, but I miss hanging out with friends and
being able to just be close and hug people that
you like and that you really enjoy being around. I
know what I miss. I'm gonna get me a piece
right now. You keep going in the cake he's getting
what do you guys? Miss? Well? I mean, I gotta

(10:40):
say that. Piggybacking with Froggy said, I miss, I miss embracing,
I miss hugging. I missed, I missed my friends, and
I missed my girlfriend. Scary miss is rubbing his crotch
on people when he hugs. Melt seen my parents in
two months. I know I'm my mom so much. Oh
it really really is. And and I don't even want
to do it drive by because I'll drive to Brooklyn

(11:01):
and then what am I gonna do? Like say hi
from a distance, And that's a tease. I don't need that.
I just it does suck. You know, I'm a very
physical terms of endearment guy. And then I have to
have Scary. I have to ask a question when you
when scary, when you hug your parents, do you crotch
first that or do you pull back? Then? Oh my gosh,

(11:22):
we're getting when Elvis comes back with this cake, we're
gonna get in trouble again. So please why because what happened?
What do you mean? Nothing? No? No? I asked Scary
Scary City misses hugging his parents, and I asked him
when he hugs his mom and dad, does he hug
crotch first like he does everybody else? And does he

(11:42):
pull back? Oh my god? Probably you probably learned that
from his dad. I think he got me on the
phone yesterday and he's like really coming down on me.
He's like, you better be about you, better be careful.
He goes, He goes, I don't want He says, why
you in that studio while you're doing what you're doing?
Like he's really he's going, he's looking out for you.
That's very nice. I got a question. If you're by

(12:07):
yourself and you have a cake, right, no one else
is gonna eat this cake. But me, why do I
slice it? And why? I mean, why don't just eat
it the fork right off the cake? I agree, Well, yeah,
nobody's gonna know. But once you introduced saliva into something,
it starts to break it down and it makes it
rot faster. So you should cut it if you want
to keep that cake. Need to cut at the end.

(12:28):
When he's finished eating, and he just slice another part
off and then the salive is only on that one side.
You see, he could do that, But that's a waste
of cake. Man looks so good. Oh gosh, guys, I'm
missing sports? Is anyone else missing sports? Tomorrow is supposed
to be opening day for baseball not happening. And not

(12:52):
only am I missing like regular sports, but I'm missing
my kids sports. I mean, I never thought I would
say I'd miss my kids sports this much, But I
miss being out on that soccer field and cheering them
on and getting their uniforms ready and driving them. Connection.
It's a connection between you and your kids. I know,
I'm gonna do the saddest, most bougie thing ever you do.

(13:13):
You want to hear the sad bougie thing I'm gonna
do today. I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna go out
in the front yard and play. I'm gonna play croquet
with myself. Oh, that is the saddest, most bogy thing
I've ever heard. I'm play counting his own coin. I'm
gonna play croquet, but with me? Is that bad? I'm

(13:35):
gonna were all white. We're all white. I hope you
have some tea and crumpets while you do it. If
I had a horse, I'd go play polo by myself.
All right. Back to you. I gotta put my plate.
I'm gonna put my plate and sink. You're the most
nate um. I think I miss you guys a lot.
You know, it's it's hard. It's really disconnected trying to

(13:58):
do this show, and you know, going through all the
stuff I've gone through, you guys are like family, and
so it's it's hard not to see your family that
you see every day for four hours every day. Sorry, no,
I never said that. I was talking about you behind

(14:22):
your back. Yesterday with Gandhi we were on the phone,
were like, for all that you have been through and
you're actually sticking it out and doing a forty five
minute commute in here every day. Still like you kind
of have to. I think I would be going nuts
if I was at home like you guys, because I
need to go out and do something with my day.
I just don't feel like I've accomplished something. So I

(14:44):
give you guys a lot of credit for doing the
great shows that you've been doing. Well. Thank you Nate,
and thank you, thank you everyone for coming in and
doing this. And like I said on the on the
Big Show today, I mean, if we didn't have this,
we would we would cease to exist. Sure, I don't
know what I would do. I don't know what I
would do, alright. According to the co host with Danielle,

(15:07):
we were at ah, yeah, we didn't really co host.
You guys really kind of took it away from us.
I'm just saying, look at what you talked about. You're
disgusting your pig. So but that was our it was
our show, so we could be pigs and written on underwear.
Look at this, it's on a pie. Oh yeah, you
get that for your girlfriend. Let me see how bout it?

(15:29):
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