#113 Strip Club Doggy Bags & Douche Bags

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up, start Up, Brooklyn Buy start Up, Brooklyn Buy Data.
They're making noise Data up. Episode one. It's the Brooklyn
Boys podcast. I'm scary. That's prony with a mouthful of water. Okay,

(00:25):
I have to confess, so I'm continued into your mouthful.
So you couldn't prote secure in me back? That's right?
What is that? I was supposed to wait until the
podcast started. I want to preface this saying they're not
a sponsor, but it's part of the free Ship for
Us program that we have here. We'll go right into that.
Let's mix things up, all right, Let's go right into
free ship for us. Good boys. They love to give

(00:45):
me stuff. Free ship for us. That was weak. I
gotta do it again. Free Ship for us much better? Right,
So from the world of send the stuff, free ship
for us, um for us. A guy who has a

(01:06):
company named Jean Pierre Chocolate. Jean Pierre turned the bag
around because I see a little tag on it. I'm
reading the tag, so it's j E A N P
I E R R E Chocolate. So it's chocolate, but
no e at the end, so it's fans here. They're
in Allenwood, New Jersey. So apparently this guy he makes chocolate,

(01:28):
but he's not really in the chocolate business, but he'll
do it if you want it. So our friend Jetman
and one of the other sales people were having dinner
to explain jet Man. The Jetman is a guy who
dresses up like a guy, a green cape and everything
at all the jet beads. He's gonna leads the j
E T S Jets, Jet Jets Chance. He's been on

(01:48):
the cover of papers, He's been all over the price.
If you google Jetman, you'll see images of him. Every
almost every football team has like the guy, the barrel Guy,
the Buffalo bill guy. Me was you know, he's the daytime.
He's Clark Kent. He's a sales guy here at station.
So he knows this guy and he's like, Oh, this
guy loves your podcast. Can he bring in some chocolate?

(02:09):
Problem with that, though, he gave us a bag big
enough for the Brooklyn Boys with an apostrophe at the
end of the ass podcast. Yeah, And so you know,
I'm on a diet. I'm not gonna say I'm not
gonna go to the thing. You're eating very healthily, healthily,
healthily For the next three four weeks. So in the meantime,

(02:31):
Brody's got his way with this bag of chocolate treats.
What did he send? Does that that peanut butter cup
looked like the size of your head? A right, So
let me explain what I was eating before the Mikes
went on their chocolate bars. The dark chocolate, almonds, cash use, pistachios,
and caramel. Now not like little mint stuff pieces, the
whole nuts on top of the chocolate bar. Because I'm

(02:52):
about to drool. I was going to take a picture
and post it, but I ate them before I thought
there was one more, but I ate it. Right there's Oh,
I'll leave that last one for the pictures, but I
ate that one also, so I may have to go
on his Instagram and steal a picture. So you're eating
for the both of us. Yeah. But then because I
did save the cupcake, well, they sent up two cupcakes,

(03:14):
and I'm sure it was a cupcake. It looked like
a peanut butter cup. So it's called Heavenly cup. No,
it's the size of like a Hostess cupcake. Yeah, but
but the texture is like it's like a chocolate cup.
So the out yes, the whole thing is chocolate. It's
hard chocolate on the outside and on the top. And
again this is not a sponsor. We're not gonna aim
money for this. I swear inside his dark chocolate, caramel, almonds, pistachios,
cash shoes, and marshmallows. Yeah, now, what kind of nuts

(03:37):
did I say? We're in there? Cashho Okay, okay, See,
this is the problem we had when the guy brought
the food up. I said, they're cash shoes. No, but
they're they're they're cash shows. We played, we played the sound.
I went on, like, how do you pronounce the word?
Debated me on this. Okay, you know, just because because
you know, hold on, uh, hold on, here we go.

(03:58):
How do you pronounce cash? Now? I know I said
it that way, but here we go. Yeah, we're here
against Yeah, I'll slow it down. Cash shoes, cash shoes, right, cashes.
We we talked about this on the podcast. But you
say cashoes, that's a little extreme. You say shoes, that's extreme, right, Okay,

(04:20):
I'll have some almonds and cash shows. Okay, So that's wrong.
I'm wrong. It's wrong, well not according to Michael on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I want to get
proper credit. So uh, Jamie Faz with two z's sentence
in Yeah, Jamie Faz the Fazer. She said on the
Wonderful TV show A Typical on Netflix, Michael Rappaport at

(04:42):
episode five about eleven minutes and thirty seconds, and she
was right. I said, please get me the time, and
she went back and looks, thank you, Jamie Faz, you're
fast tactic. She found this clip and I pulled the
clip and here it is a Michael Rappaport our buddy.
Very nice play. That's right, Michael. I love Michael rat

(05:05):
But he's right because he's no, he's not. He's from
when we're from What kind of brodie have you? What's
the name of this podcast? Just check the title again.
It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We say cash Shoes. Oh,
Ape seventy seven is fucking his his ears are bleeding
right now. I'm sorry. Anyway, thank you Michael Rappaport. On

(05:26):
this podcast, it's cash Shoes. We are the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yeah,
sometimes you just gotta be from Brooklyn and not right.
I am from Brooklyn, but I don't remember everyone in
Brooklyn saying that's a little extreme. Do you want to swallow? Nope? Never. Oh,
they're greeting us today this Brooklyn Boys Thursday has the

(05:49):
text coming in at Erica two or three? Uh, startup,
starting up, Let's go free dessert and oh no, you
don't want to hear this one? Fuck him? Well, no,
he got to you first. Come on. Hey, I was
gonna tell you guys today is my birthday. But then
I remember Brodie doesn't give a ship, so you know what,

(06:10):
Fuck you, Brodie. That's fine, just kidding. That's Jerry from
Upstate checking in on text machine on the text messages
earlier today during the show, someone texted in start up,
start Up Thursday and follow that up with Brody with scary. Yeah, alright,
I may tweet that. You could say what you want. No, no,

(06:32):
I'm listen. Everyone has their own opinions. I'm just saying,
you want to talk about opinions. How about the asshole
on my Instagram who said he tried listening to it.
I'm gonna read it verbatim verbatim, or as you would say,
verbiim verbonum verbim. We'll explain the context of this, okay,
So you okay, we should first of all, thank you slices.

(06:52):
Scary and I brilliant, scary, scary, and brody. We the
Brooklyn Boys this week on the Heart Radio Top one
hundred countdowns for the week. For last week, I was
like one one. We finished in the top ten, number nine,
not ten. We didn't just like scrape the ten. We

(07:13):
jumped into the pool, got up to our ankles. That
number number nine in the ten pool of the top
most listen to podcasts on I Heart Radio, which is
a hundred thousand ourselves, which, by the way, you know,
maybe you can help us out by listening on Spotify.
We'd like to get into or iTunes. Well, okay, let's
get into their top one. I do want to break that.

(07:36):
We gotta that's a difficult one, man. I want to
shout out one because because in my apartment, because he's
now screenshots all of the different platforms he's listening on.
So he listens on Spotify, iTunes, and I Heart Radio.
That's three listens. But again to remind you, if you
listen to three on one of them, it counts as one.

(07:57):
You get one. Wait, if I listen to Spotify, doesn't
account that we were on the platform. If you listen
to three episodes on any one platform, we get credit
in the downloads that we can then send into the
sales department and impress them to try to get its.
Week four, we haven't had one sponsor. Yeah, we're looking
for sponsors, but for this particular contest, for the I

(08:18):
Heart Radio thing, it's a dumb thing. We've explained to
you before. It's one unique listener per day. So if
my mom goes on and listens to ten episodes, we
get credit for one episode, which is even more impressive
that we made number nine. But if you listen to
one episode on iTunes and then switch over and listen
to one episode, even if it's the same episode on
Spotify or it's a different log in, and so we

(08:43):
get another credit. That's or if you go to your
desktop and listen on a desktop site or your laptop,
I pay your pay whatever, but we we we we
just want you to listen. Just just enjoy the podcast.
Whatever you did, thank you, and don't download. Also, I
understand there was some beef yesterday on the Brooklyn Boys
a Facebook page. Apparently there was some relationship argument. Now

(09:04):
we don't involve ourselves with that, but all I'm gonna
say is, guys, we're all in the same boat. You
all love the show in the podcast, don't fight why
they're fighting with there's in fighting amongst Yeah, we don't
want that. We don't want that. So go back to
the Instagram post where okay, we posted like, hey guys,
thank you. We it was a thank you to you
guys for listening, and we were very excited as you

(09:25):
can imagine. You guys know we've been dying to get
into the top ten. So we may never get into
the top ten again. So Bertie and Night we both
screenshot at the well Ice screenshot at its end, the
scary I want photo credit. I didn't get photo credit. Well, no,
I I went. I went to the app. You might know.
You this exact same picture. You can't prove lying back,
can't prove it. Really, I went to the site the
same way. You did, exact measurements, exact croppage. Because it's cropping.

(09:50):
You didn't that's not a picture. You didn't crop it,
lying bastard. Okay, So I'm not going to mention this
guy's name, but he's an ass. No, I'm not gonna no,
I'm I'm gonna say that. I'm gonna say he used.
He went on my Instagram and I wrote my accolades
and he want to read what I wrote to the
slices hold on, He wrote, well, I'll get that you

(10:11):
want to hold up yours and I'll read the response.
I'm eating cupcakes. It's a great one. Why we have
to sit here and point out the negative, Well, that's
the kind of people we are. You notice that I
didn't say anything about all the wonderful accolades that people
wrote under what I'm about to read you only uh,

(10:31):
oh my god, there's all these people with LinkedIn Facebook.
Instagram tends to come up because everybody's in my ship.
So I wrote, well, this was particularly nice to wake
up to today. David Brodie and I made the top
ten most listen to podcasts on I Heart Radios Top
one d list with our Brooken Boys podcast. Thank you
Slices for all love and support. We're just two guys

(10:52):
from Brooklyn who thought someone would want to hear a
take on the world and expected only our parents to listen.
This is a whole other level. If we go top five,
maybe I'll buy Brody another state dinner since I already
bought him to That's why you went off the rails
that's that's fake news right now. Thank you. Listen back
to the old episode and make your own judgment anyway.
Then I promote the podcast, and I did a whole

(11:12):
bunch of hashtags, all right, and a lot of wonderful comments.
And then this guy chimes in one i'd like to read.
He said, y'all's podcast is boring. First of all, uh,
you know it's the Brooken Boys podcast. I don't think
you're allowed to use y'alls on our on our page, y'alls, yeah,
just your your would be fine. But all right, y'all's
podcast is boring. I'm so sorry to say. Now I'm

(11:34):
gonna stop you right there. J H initials j H
to be sorry about what you're sorry to say. You're
not sorry because you're saying. No one forced you to
type it right, You're not. You don't have to say
it right. He writes, I'm sorry to say pride. Listening
to an episode of your podcast and it nearly put
me to slid S L D D. Okay, so we
know what kind of person we're dealing with already. I
assume he meant sleep, but I didn't bother attacking him

(11:57):
for the slid it put him to slid and then
Brody rope. Hey at that guy. Some opinions don't need
to be shared, especially when someone is excited and happy
about something. That's the worst time to take a ship
on their happiness. And then I chimed in, hey, so
and so. Nobody asked you, I'm sorry to say. This
is a post. Nice nice usage of that. Yeah, I

(12:19):
love throwing it back in their face their own words.
This is a post about a milestone we reached, a
personal achievement I felt like sharing with my Instagram friends.
Nobody was taking a poll, Nor did I ask you
how you felt sorry to say? Because why would he
impart his opinion double sorry to say, I'm sorry at
the beginning, in the end, just in case you know,

(12:39):
I would like all of you listening if you tweet
us this week, just for this week, the week of
just put sorry to say somewhere in your tweet sorry
to say, hashtag sorry to say, yeah, like oh, I
listen to the episode three times sorry to say or
I'm sorry to say, but I laughed at your bby.
So funny that the words sorry to say mean the
exact opposite, Right, You're not sorry, He's not sorry. Sorry. Okay,
So we pointed this out to Elvis on the Big

(13:01):
Show I was to in the morning show. Yeah, and
then he read and read that whole thing we did,
and we all agreed that this guy, you know, did
not not do the right thing. Is that what happens? Scary?
Then he slides into my d M with with an apology.
You would think, I would think because a lot of
because a lot of people jumped on him. Thanks for
mentioning my negative Instagram post live on the air. It

(13:24):
was negative, scary Jones. I really appreciate that. Oh, you're welcome.
And then he called some girl a fat slut. Um,
So this guy is not playing with a full deck anyway.
I deleted that comment, but his original comments up there
go to at scary Jones. Well, now that I know
that he saw our replies, he didn't reply to my reply.
He's wrong. Well, I was waiting for him to reply
to my replies and then I could block him knowing

(13:45):
he saw it. Did you lock in your fingers? He's
licking his face. He is really good. I did block
a guy this week. Um goes back to the theory
you can't insult someone on social media. And then write
L Well, you can't do that. That doesn't make up
what about a j K? No, so I put up.

(14:06):
I rarely put up pictures of myself because number one,
I feel sometimes sometimes it's a little braggy, and I
already put it up if it's fun, if it's timely.
Have you gone through Instagram? Yeah, I know that's what
people do. No, no no, but I don't like to. I don't.
I like to put up pictures of places I've been,
but I don't. I don't put up a lot of
pictures of me, mostly because and you guys know this,
and you do it anyway. I love you. But oh, look,

(14:28):
he's smiling. I've asked you. I begged you not to
comment with I smile. I don't smile whatever. That's just
like when you stick your neck out like that, that's you. No, you,
you look up, you have a chin up. Hi, it's up.
Can we finish my point? Oh? Yeah, go ahead. Don't
criticize how I stand? Did I did? I stought this?
I'm sorry, sorry, I don't. I don't believe I said.

(14:53):
Interrupt me and then you should insult me? Why not?
Everyone's taking shots? But continue? Okay, Yeah, I don't know,
why not hit the closet. I'm done. I'm done for tonight.
I'm done. What I mean, you've done what you were
you talking? You asked, I'm talking about somebody who was

(15:14):
a dick, and now you're being that dick. But continue
on the point on your path of calling that person
a dick, because quite only you have a problem with
it because you finally put up a picture of yourself
when you rarely do. Let me help you get back
into this. And then apparently you have a critique about
my pictures. What did the person have to say? It's irrelevant,

(15:34):
but they said something negative about me, and they did
l O L, So I blocked them. It is not
funny to be hurtful and then go l O L
like I'm just kidding. People do to me all day.
Well you deserve it, because you're a dick. You do that.
But we do that to each other in real life.
But you and I could do that to each other,

(15:55):
some friends, some stranger kid. Look if if that guy
was doing that to his buddy's picture. Hey, Mike, your
eyes are too close together. L O L. That's not
what he said it. My eyes are fine, right. That's
you and your buddy, that's your stick. You don't know me,
right we he and I don't have that stick, especially
in a public forum, to insult me and then go

(16:16):
L O L. Well, l L makes it all better.
It wipes the slate clean. Right, No, it doesn't. Well,
according to him, it does, and that's what people l
O L is loser online in that case, that's what
it stands for. Psychologically, that's what they're thinking. That's like
at the end of the day when that's like, I'm
not I'm just saying you clear, you clear the black boy.
Your mother's a horn. I'm just saying like that. That
means like I'm not I'm not saying your mom's a horn.

(16:41):
I'm just saying. I'm just saying she sleeps with a
lot of men for money. That's all I'm just saying, right, like,
not your mom, I'm in general, that's what it was.
It was like, L L. Can't we be nice to
each other? I would like that I'm not being nice? Well,
all right, um, I have the shop give an apology

(17:03):
jingle you want to play or something. I don't have one.
No one I would. You haven't bought me two steak dinners.
I bought you too. Now it's too I bought you too.
I don't even think you bought me. One one was
the one I tried to buy for you. I tried
to buy me. Thank you. You heard it. I took
the time, I took the time. Energy and it's no
back talk, no back seas at any time the energy.

(17:24):
Listen to the episode. And then the second one, did
you I'm sorry you ate a steak dinner on my tab?
Hold on when we went away on Instagram? Did you
say I put in the time and effort for a
steak dinner? You said I bought him a stake dinner.
You just said I tried to buy you a steak
dinner and I didn't thank you. The second one I
bought you, No you did not. Clearly did the money
came out of my pocket? And no, you done came

(17:46):
out of yours? Okay. With the first steak dinner, I
paid a hundred dollars in the tip because even though
the dinner was free, I can't. I'm like, you know
what this is on me tonight? Technically technically dollars out
and you and stop of fifty dollars out, I'm a
hundred dollars because fifty dollars was for your half of
the tip. So if you want to say fifty dollars
of my ev the tip, if you think fifty dollars

(18:08):
is fair payment for the yeah, five thousand dollars. I
got you at the risk of my career New York
and in New York at a New York City steakhouse
and you're not getting potatoes. Laming you one will run
you fifty dollars. It's not a steak dinner, though, a
steak dinner minimum eating at dinner, steak dinner in New
York minimum? What you was likener? You on me three

(18:30):
quarters of a dinner? At least at least you're a
schnurer speaking of prices? Is that a snur? Is that?
Is that what you speaking of prices? We got a
tweet here from Abby Yes, yeah, it means somebod who
wants more than they want every less penny. I just
want my steak dinner. Nope, So we got a tweet

(18:50):
from Abbey Heart tongue at ab underscore heart. That's odd.
She should have just been Abbey Heart tongue. How many
Abbey Heart tongues do you think we're on Twitter. Do
you think somebody at Abbey Hartongue and she couldn't get it?
What's the last word? The last she's got ab underscore heart,
ab underscore heart. Why would you want to underscore? It's

(19:11):
the second page of the keyboards, but not even on
the front. Like when my Twitter used to be David
underscore Brody because I didn't have David broke and I
have it, by the way, I got I got the
the at David Brody Christian News Network tweets this weekend.
You know what? Oh you did? Well I can imagine
what was because somebody liked his book, right, Yeah, he

(19:32):
wrote a book. So everyone was like, fuck you funk
the book. So and they were like fuck me. But
I'm like, I didn't write the book, all right. So
if you're not following this on social media, please do
oh at David Brody, at Scary Jones, at the Brooklyn
Boys on Twitter and Facebook as well at the Brooklyn Boys, yeah,
Instagram and Instagram. Yeah yeah, okay, all right. So she said,

(19:54):
I went to check out having absolutely no idea what
I was about to pay for these carrots. The carrots
sign says ready for this two slash dollars signed three
dollars right, each two for three dollars each? How much
is that three dollars because it's three dollars each, so

(20:14):
two of them will be six? Well, if it's two
for three dollars each each, or is it six dollars
because you're paying three dollars each? Read it again, it's
two for three dollars. It's too a slash, so that
means four slash dollars signed three zero zero is little
zero and then a slash e a. So two for

(20:36):
three dollars each. So what there? It's poorly written, but
I think they do mean a dollar fifty apiece, So
I said, that's fantastic. Was it three dollars or six
dollars because it's two for three dollars each? Or is
it too three dollars each? So she said no, they
charged your dollar fifty each. Correct, But the way it's

(20:59):
written shouldn't have the word each. There two for three dollars,
but they wrote two for three dollars each. That's not
a thing. But each two is three dollars. That would
be what it should have just right, But maybe they
meant each as okay, a pair, but a pair here
and a pair they're a pair there. I think they

(21:21):
took the setting on the on the screen of three
dollars each. Yeah, they and they stuck a two slash in.
Look that up, so um yeah, I have more of those.
Will read later. But did a cover that? Do you
think it's weird that I'm carrying a shopping bag from
a strip club? I just noticed that. Look at that.

(21:43):
It's a black plastic bag shopping bag. This is from
the club eleven, not a sponsor. They're in Miami, but
they're they're a strip club, but they're also a nightclub.
They're open. Now when I see a shopping bag, I
think one of two things, So hear me out. One
they're selling souvenirs or merchandise, in which case are you buying? Like, uh,

(22:06):
don't answer these a rhetorical Are you buying a G
string with the club name on it? Are you buying pasties?
Do you pay with whatever money of left in your pocket?
Or is it leftover from the food, because like you
take a little to go bag. I would don't think
even me, I'm not sure I would take home left
over some strip club. It was Andrew from the Serial
Killers podcast was laughing his ass off he was, what

(22:26):
what kind of shopping bag is that? And I'm like,
it's from eleven the club. He was a strip club
shopping bag like like, it's kind of out of the ordinance.
What are you shopping for? Right? Well, the truth is
I got got the broken mic again. They gave me
one of their hats and they who has a hat
with a strip club? Oh my god? What are you?
The girls gone? Wild? Guy? No I have. It's a

(22:47):
blue hat. Let me tell you something about the eleven?
How you don't even wear hats? No? I do, though,
I do though for eleven? I do, Yes, I've I've
been seen. Because you know, just a sponsor. I don't
know about you, son of a bit, because you keep
saying their name like you can't help yourself. It's a
popular place and not not a sponsor. But here's why.
Because if you know, you know, see if you don't know,

(23:07):
if you don't know, now you know, now you know.
But the truth is the club eleven, you know, their
merch and their hat and everything is very popular. So
why because people know it? It's a known it's a
known thing, it's a known entity. But just because it's
known doesn't mean it's a thing it is because it's
it's not I want to subtle, it's a subtle pervy.

(23:29):
You get a T shirt that has fake boobs on it,
like I get. And by the way, it's women who
love that hat and love that logo. So if I
wear this that they think that. You know, if I
wear this hat, you know, and you know what it is.
I've been there. Oh my god, Yeah, all of a sudden,
you're cool. But if that's you're a guy who needs

(23:50):
to go to a strip club. But it's a cool
strip club. It's not just a strip club. It's it's seven.
It's an experience. Don't experienced, it's experience so porn hub.
But if you don't know, then it's it's just a
hat that says eleven. That's all because the two l's
and eleven are ones that look like E WON one

(24:11):
E V E N. But like if I if the
thing is, if I wore a hat that said porn Hub,
you'd be like, oh my god, you fucking creep. Why
what's the beauty of eleven? It's that people don't know
what it is. But if you do know what it is,
then you're a perv too. Then you've been love clubs,
I'm not. Everybody's like it's like a little elbow jam
like you've been to okay, son, so what so why what?

(24:31):
Everybody loves it? So why don't you wear um uh
flash dancers in New York? That's filthy, that's called fingers?
Why is that? Why is that creepy? Should we call
the girls in and see what they know? Girls? They're
not gonna New York girls are't gonna know a strip
club in my mommy, Okay, I didn't say a word
to any of them. Hold on, what's called Diana? And again?
And he was on last week? What's her name? Jesse's here?

(24:54):
What's her name? Jesse? Jesse? Jesse's a friend struggling for
the words Jesus lock. You don't have to get up anyway,
just get up and asking to come in. She's not
gonna know both, you know not? The Deanna has already
been on. Come on, the door's locked. The door locks.

(25:17):
After twelve news scary wants. You asked you a question
you're not going to know the answer to, and get
near Mike Chess, You're not do here, Come on, just
get over this. Not the same Mike, my God, have
you not known anything in your internship? So joining us
in the room are Deanna, who's our video producer. Ali

(25:39):
might know because Ali no, I don't know this. Hold on,
Ali will ask last. Okay, let's see Ali remembers the
doors locked because you walk right into the door, coming
open the door for her boom chest first. If the
door opened by pulling the handle wouldn't have worked by
she pushing the other side. You gotta on do the

(26:00):
security Welcome to day. Hold on, So joining us in
the rom a Diana, our video producer, who was here
last week. It was a birthday yesterday, Happy birthday. Thank you.
This is two weeks in a row, so don't expect
to be on next week. Questions. Second in the room,
Jesse It turned chess Jessie jess who by the way,
it's a second semester cocktail waitress at Barr anticipation in

(26:23):
the summer Jersey Bar if you prefer now now, let
me ask you a question. Do you wear bar a merchandise?
It's such a great place. He doesn't. He's done paid
appearances there. He does? Does the pony races right? Or
the what is it? Pyces? Yeah? Blow up ponies sponsor sponsor,

(26:44):
but I brought it up. Okay, okay, No. Third in
the room is Ali, our digital producer runs up dot
com or social media and formerly of Bees in the
Trap podcast on the Micy God damn it. By the way,
why did that get this continued? Because one of them
moved to California? I'm sorry, like you can't do a

(27:06):
podcast from coast to from coast to coast. All right,
I've got a drop I didn't load into the computer
of Scary fucking up on the radio yesterday next week,
episode one four team. Okay, I'm going to show you
a logo. You're gonna say if it looks familiar to
you or not, or if you know what it is.
Step one is do you recognize it? Don't give an
opinion on don't say what it is first. Don't read

(27:27):
it out loud because I wanted I want them so
yes or no? Jesse, have you seen this or know
what this is? Yes? You you you've seen this logo? Yes,
and you know what this is? Yes? All that's that
the tana come over here? No, no, just turn just
turn the bag around. Have you seen this logo? Who
knows the questions already. You've never seen You don't know

(27:52):
what that is? Whatever? Okay? Do you not know how
to play the game? Don't say anything? Ali, sorry? Do
you know what this is? Or have you seen this
logo before? You don't know what this club? Girls? All right?
I went to Miami one time. But you don't know

(28:15):
what this is? Okay, Jess, you know what that is? Yes, okay,
what is it? It's a strip club. If you saw
somebody wearing a shirt or a hat with that logo,
would it impress you? Would you? What would you think?
What would come to your mind? If you say, is
it a guy? I'm I'm a dude and I'm wearing
a hat that says eleven. I don't know. It's a

(28:36):
little weird. Why is it weird? I don't like people
just don't wear strip club? Merchant? Thank you, thank you.
But she knew what it was. I did think it
was on They went to Jersey Shore. I know, Charles
Manson is doesn't make it cool. They went to it
on Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore. They went there, of course.
And then when we wear people, we went to like

(28:59):
a club cross the street from it. You went to
h I know you went to the one when it
calls at ten o'clock in the morning, it's yeah, you
have to be on some ship. Is that the one
went to It was like ten warehouses? Which is the one?
We went to a club that's a warehouse. Yeah, it's weird,
but hie, we have more people where we have people coming.
So okay, do you know any guys who would wear

(29:21):
a strip club hat and then be impressed when they
see another guy in the strip club in Jersey? Yeah?
Probably on the Jersey Shore. Yeah, not like not at
Princeton University clarify Jersey. I wouldn't go up to them
and be like, Wow, that's a real cool hat. But
I would you give money to naked ladies? How cool?
Are you know? But the thing is, it's not just

(29:42):
a strip club, it's an actual experience. It's a seven place,
and there's more women there that show up than guys.
He's practicing for his girlfriend, which he is. Oh no, honey,
it's true. It's an experience on the wall. The articles continue.
I'm pretty sure they went here on real house eves
of Orange County this season. The right hats and right

(30:07):
they give away like bucket hats and yeah, so they
took them and they wore them the rest of their
vacation in Miami and are or weird? If I was
just wearing an eleven hat, I would judge you. What
would you say? I mean, like any guy that like
where something from a strip club is funny. If you
just saw it, well now that I'm looking at it,
and you said it was a strip club now at all,

(30:29):
but had the street and not known, you would think. Yeah.
My point was it would go over everybody's head, so
you don't know. Then you don't know, but if you know,
you're in on it, I would not. Jesse. My first
thought when I saw that was did seven eleven redo
its logo? Literally, that's what I thought, does look like that?
The point is you're saying scary. The only people that

(30:50):
would know that would give you the wink. Other dudes
who go to strip clubs and women for me, I
would know, would you give them the wink? Though I
don't think so. It's a little like but it was creepy.
It's not like I have. It's not like this is
like flash do you know what this is? It's not
like okay, Delilahs den okay, if you're if you're driving

(31:11):
down the road, right, and you're in a nice let's
say you're in a red Porsche. You pull up next
to someone in a red Porsch. You're looking to go,
hey man, yeah, right. If you're in a shitty banged
up Saturn and someone comes up to the light next
to it, a shitty banged up Saturn, you both give
that look like this is our lives. When a shitty
banged up Saturn, you don't go, dude, banged up Saturn, Yeah,
you get up. Heaven is not. That's a terrible analogy,

(31:32):
very poor, because eleven is of actually actually a very
upscale place where women take their clothes off and what
other women show up because it's the end. It's the
night ender in Miami. It's the official place to end
your night four or five, six in the morning showing up.
Or you have a life and you have a family
and friends to hang out with, you don't need to
complete your night at a strip club. Listen, I like

(31:54):
going to strip clubs. I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
The women are stripped, the great people. That doesn't make
it any cooler. It doesn't gone in Vegas. Don't you
strip clubs? Yeah? They're fun are the logo? I guess
you would. If they gave Ali an eleven hat, she
would a literally be wearing it her. Okay, do you
like Baskin Robin's ice cream? Was that? I probably would

(32:17):
be wearing it at mass. I love that somebody handed
you an eleven hat. The girls on Orange County you're
wearing it. The jersey short people are wearing it, and
somebody gave you one for free. What would you wear one?
I think I would only wear it on my trip. Yeah,
but like I wouldn't wear it walking down the streets
of New What do you think I whip it out?

(32:38):
You think I wore a strip club This is a
this is a vacation only hat. I don't know what
would I go on vacation? I wear a strip club hat? Hey,
look at me, I'm on vacation. I did wear it
on a cruise line once over. Nobody really like, oh,
what what's that? Right? What you kind of what kind
of what kind of status do you want? If you

(33:00):
don't know that? What do you rather wearing Elvis Duran
Morning Show shirt? People go, oh, I like what you do? Really?
I mean no, I know, really fun? But like that clip.
I'm gonna gift to Elvis to play on the air. Yeah,
let me know. I said you and you said, fuck no,
the show that pays your bills. Elvis would Elvis Duran

(33:22):
would not wear it because his chase is the logo.
He is Elvis Duran. I'm Scary Jane. What's your name?
Isn't in the logo? You can't wear a logo of
his name? Is? Is that logo I can wear. I
can wear whatever I want the way it's cool or
not to wear the logo of where you work. We
talked about h jackets. Those are the only jackets I are.

(33:44):
You're ashamed of where you work. I'm not ashamed, But
you walk on the strip club, it's redundant. I show
up at a ZE one hundred appearance, they see Scary Jones.
They don't need to see a show. I'll tell right now.
What's redundant is that facing that body, having to tell
people you go to a strip club. Bullshit, that's what's done.
I don't work for the strip club. I could wear
their logo and that's why that's why we have the
Elvis de Rancho shirts. It's for the listeners, it's for

(34:06):
people that want people who are fans of the morning show,
and you're gonna opening up a merch store student for
the Brooklyn Boys. So you're comparing, Yes we are, we're
gonna and and by the way, but we are gonna
have Brooklyn Boys shirts. Okay, I'm not gonna go around
wearing a Brooklyn Boys T shirt. You want to sell him,
you will, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna take a
marker and X out in your face. It's cheesy, it's corny,

(34:27):
and actually is people will judge you and they're like
as opposed to like you're the girl's gone wild guy,
you're like working out with the hat on. Don't compare
it to girls. Diamond, let me get diamonds. You want
to see if she knows the logo. Let's play this
game again. I'll play this all day. Brody just doesn't
understand because he lives in his own glass bubble. That's

(34:49):
the problem, Ladies. He doesn't. It doesn't get anything recreational
or fun or outgoing or partying. Hi, Diamond, how are you?
That's right? I'm gonna bubble have because it's noticed that
we're too quiet on this podcast. Can I can we
just can we just cut to the chase show of
the bag? Have you ever seen or heard of this logo? No? Okay,

(35:09):
now I'm gonna cut to the chase. That's a popular
strip club in Miami. Oh yeah, just lit up. She
wants to go there. But every single girl in this room,
did you fine? Women like on the women's bodies, You
and I wouldn't go to a male strip club. On

(35:30):
the conversation, we can talk about that diamond. What would
you think of a guy, let's say, scary walking down
the streets to Miami. He's on a one A and
he's strutting down. He's walking You're in South Beach. Excuse me, right,
you're in South Beach. Right, he's walking down the street
in South Beach. Baby, he's near the maybe he's on
the beach whatever. And he's wearing a hat from that
strip club you now, you know he's like, oh, that's

(35:50):
a strip club. You look at him and go, yeah,
strip you went to that? Yeah that's cool. And we're like,
what would you say, I'm thinking any works there? Or
or uh don't I had a call he works there?
Do you think that? Okay, let's let's say you knew.
Let's say you knew of what this was. It's it's

(36:13):
it's a hat that says eleven. Would you judge me?
What would you? Would you think, Oh my god, he's cool.
I wouldn't gone there to like how would you? What
would you know? I wouldn't think you were cool, but
not diamond? You live in a bubble? Would you think?
Would you have a party and have fun? Would you
have a creep? Though? I wouldn't think you were a creep?
I'd just say, what is this guy wearing the strip

(36:34):
club logo on his hat? Thank you? That's thank you,
thank you, thank you? Sorry? No, no, no no, no no no,
let's go back around. Now. Who thinks it's cool if
he wears the hat or it's a little yess. I
don't think it's cool. I think it makes you seem
like a frequent flyer. One for Brodia Diana cooler. It's

(36:55):
for brodi Ali For me, dog got a m is
split four slash zero right down the left. It wouldn't
be weird in Miami where it is. It's only it
wouldn't be that weird if it was a female too. Okay,
now the tables are turned. Yeah, Okay. So if a
girl was wearing you all feel like it's it was cool,

(37:16):
It would be cool. I would think she were cool. Yeah,
I would think she worked there too, right, all right, okay,
we're good. Were good, dog good? We good? You're not good.
Four women in their early twenties who all go out
and party and all the time. Let's be clear, they
all love strips. I don't have been to a cub
love the strip club has nothing to do with wearing

(37:36):
the hat, but they all would wear it. I wouldn't
wear it except for I would wear it on vacation.
That's two right at all? But but Ali would Yeah, okay, Jess,
when you'd wear would you wear it in like St.
Louis on vacation? It's a bit maybe like at the pool.

(37:59):
That's it as a bay. That's where I've worn it
at a pool double and on the cruise. Hold on
on the cruise and it didn't work. Okay, ladies, one
more time around the room, more to hold on? More
douche or same? Do she if he's wearing a pool side? Yes?
In Miami? Hold on beat context, Please you haven't flipped around? No,

(38:23):
I worked straight on. It's still enough so more do
by the pool? No, but I think less do she
by pool? More? In street? Correct? Does the hat look
exactly like the bag, like black with gold letters, because

(38:45):
then it's a blue hat with white lettering. Oh no, no, no,
no white hot blue lettering and you can get away
with it white with blue worn't no, no, no no, Diamond,
why is it now? It's just it's just not a vibe. Scary.

(39:07):
What about a black on black that give me a
heart attack? No, it's just it's just not a vibe,
not no vibe. Okay, from I will promise you right
now here we go from now on. This is this
logo is emblazing in all your heads. You will fucking
text me because because they're all over the place, you
will then be like, holy shit, scary. I saw somebody

(39:29):
wearing I saw some girl, I saw some guy, and
you will have texting me. You'll see it really is
a vibe. You just don't know about it. Am I
explaining some ship? What do you call that ship? Hey, Diamond?
Because you're walking down the street and saw a guy
is mid to late sixties wearing a jacket with little

(39:51):
epaulets and it said members only on it. You'd recognize
that as a member's only jacket from the seventies and eighties.
But that would make it a vibe, right, No, that's
his vibe, okay, but it's none the less. So that
means it's a commonly seen thing. You're gonna be like,
oh my god, it's like it's like dog ship on
the streets in then it's everywhere some cool guy it
holy ship, and then all of a sudden it's cool

(40:12):
totally because because say, the same thing with like attractive
like men and stuff, if they're wearing it like all
of a sudden. For instance, if you're in South Beach
and a smoking hot guy with a six pack is
wearing a speedo, you go, he's hot. But yeah, but
but you still might do him because he's hot. Scary's
in the speedo. Totally different thing probably, but yeah, alright,

(40:35):
So then you have to be hot to wear the hat. No,
you have to be hot, and so you don't have
to wear the hat. You gotta be so hot. You
don't have to go. Hot guy wearing this hat, would
you think any less of him? I would think yes,
diamond wood, diamond wood, but Ali, No, Ali wouldn't for
you to get a pass alie standards. She's single right now,

(40:56):
she's what are you compulating? It's coffing season, comping season
with hot because for you, it's always coughing season. She's
looking a cough guys, she's looking at it's coughing season.
And actually you're talking to a guy now, multiple guys. Now,
of all the guys you're currently talking to, would any
of them be more attractive you in a strip club hat? No,

(41:19):
is almost over, by the way, No, it kind of
is over because you really coffing season is when you're
trying to get the guy, and you're trying to get
the guy before the holidays. But now so now it's like, okay,
now you want to try and break up with people
so you can be single for summer. Part of you
like realizing like, oh, what was I just cold? Or
do I actually like them? That's like to make a

(41:39):
real decision if the guy's worth holding through the summer. Yeah,
that's really like April. April is when you see the
most like breakups, Like that's when you'll see me uncoffed
and then and then you can't really take off, And
that's when she's wearing her eleven hat. Yeah, nothing, it's
a bag inside of a bag, double band my tupperware.

(42:02):
I brought my food from home. You brought your lunch.
Such a loser. That's the pot calling the kettle black.
By the way, I don't pretend. I don't pretend. I'm
just me. I don't put on airs. You put on airs. No,
I don't who I am. This is who I am. No,
you're the guy who puts on a strip club had
to be cool. All the strip club guys go at

(42:25):
the pool. You will never anywhere. What if the other
guy one of them? What if the other guy wearing
the eleven hat who recognized you wearing your eleven hat,
is only wearing the eleven hat because he wants people
to think he's cool. And so both you guys are
both not cool. I have a picture, a picture. I
have a picture of Ali and me. Yeah, I'm in

(42:49):
the hat. Look look it up. Look at our old
pictures together to you and me. I know at the
full side, I was thinking karaoke stuff. Okay, Now, was
Ali was Aliet? Was Alie attracted to At that point
She's like, oh my god, I wish i'd sin this

(43:10):
guy is in the strip club. My point is she
saw me in that hat all afternoon, right, and it
went over her head, and or she didn't want to
insult you. No, No, she didn't know what it was
at the time. And by the way, I didn't. How
is that a defense. The defense is because the very
beginning of this conversation, I said, the coolness of the
hat is. If you don't know, then who cares? No
one knows. And if you know, then you know she

(43:33):
did know. She has a picture of me in the
hat with her. Yeah. And if I if I'm recalling
the picture correctly, I believe I'm in a black hat too.
I'm making I'm yeah, I'm not doing using my Okay,
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna I'm gonna go all the
way out to the I'm going all in. I'm all
in inside. Now, if I'm wearing a swastika and no
one knows what everyone knows what that is. But if
nobody knows what it is, it's fine, right, it's fine right,

(43:56):
By the way, as a Jew, I can I can
make that reference. You can make the reference, but it's
no comparison. No, I went hardcore. I'm just saying the
fact that Ali didn't know the hat was a strip
club hat. Doesn't help your case. Now if you had
said Ali knew it was a strip club and didn't
say anything to me, he was fine with it. What
does that prove? We're in a podcast. What is the
picture gonna help anything? To watch? Holding up to the mic,

(44:16):
the pictures you can hear how the hat is. Listen
to the hate? No, no, no, you know? Is there audio?
Can go? Is it a video? Because it actually is
a video? Right, this is a great it's a great hat. Yes, there,
it's a video. I don't even know what it is.
It's no, it is a video. Yeah, because they were
in Where are we in Miami? Or were we in

(44:38):
either Miami or Mexico. That was when we didn't see
Brody for four days? Oh yeah, that's Mexico. Oh that
was when I was sick. Yeah, that went to I
talked about that, right, Okay, good, I guess we're done here.
I can't find it right now. I can find it click,
I just don't have my phone. Do that all right?
I love you guys, Bye bye, scary. That was fun.

(45:06):
I like being right, just got a random venmo. Why
do people do this? But I don't know you from
a home the wall, and you're gonna request me of Venmo,
request me for your college tuition twenty You have to
see this, Brodie. I can't believe it. Somebody wants twenty
bucks from you. I opened up, I opened up my

(45:27):
Venmo today and here is a request from let's see
the person's name. Let me get it. Hold on, did
you Mike for incess going through the phone? Why just
taking forever? Okay, here it is. This is by the way,
if this person asking you for money worked at eleven,
they would need college tuition. Yeah. And but like, can

(45:48):
I just just for the record say something. I like
strip clubs. I go to them. I respect people to
work there. I was just giving scary crap for wearing
the hat. Nothing wrong with strip clubs. So a Viva
requests twenty dollars and the note was grad school tuition.
Oh well, they're trying to make something of themselves. Exclamation point.

(46:09):
So this person, who I do not know, thinks that
you'll trust them enough to give them twenty dollars. Just
I'm just gonna just siphon twenty dollars from my bank
account to your Venmo. Yeah, people do this why why
don't you uh find a way to send them that.
If I send him a dollar, then then they're a stripper. No,
I don't send them anything. I don't know. I would.

(46:30):
I would send him nothing. I would sell him ha.
I would send him a haha. Thanks for wasting my
time of EVA. Can you say, can you what's the
smallest amount you can VENMO? A dollar? That's no good.
I wouldn't waste the dollar in a joke? Would you
waste a quarter? Ten cents? Ten cents? You can do
a dime? Yeah, we do a dime the price of
maybe one of our bonus podcasts. If we do that.

(46:50):
By the way, scary and I we should talk about that.
Think it's gonna be more scary and I had a conversation.
We're gonna pick a date. Uh yeah, we're gonna pick
a date that we're gonna put our heads together. We're
gonna start at Brooklyn Boys merch store. We have some ideas.
I'm gonna hopefully try to figure out a way to
mass produce something that Brooklyn Boys oppoly game for trademark

(47:11):
on the real name. Would would would you buy it?
Would people buy it? I think they would. I think
they would have some ideas on how to just tweak
a little bit, but it's fantastic. We have to talk
to the creators there and work out a deal. But
we're gonna have uh T shirts of course, and then
uh when we're ready to do this and we have
everything you know set up, we will then ask you guys,
not now, but for feedback on what kind of items

(47:35):
like beer coozies and want but like should we have
socks or should we have hoodies or like patches, But
we'll figure it out. Screen screens something, yeah, like a screen,
some of your computer, a phone case, what would what
would be the and the android phone will say brody
and scary and the iPhone case will say scar because

(47:55):
they know he's so quick. Question. Yeah, let's take a poll.
What types of merch would you like to see? Not
listen to this podcast? No? No No, didn't I just say
even I know we need a forum for it. You
just can't have him coming in everywhere. No, but not now.
I'm not not ready for that, ready for it because
we won't be able to remember all of them. We're
a month and a half away. Okay, use hashtag Brooklyn

(48:18):
Boys Merch. M R h hashtag Brooklyn Boys merch do
us a favor, stick to the reasonable stuff like I
want to mount what would you legitimately buy? Right? No,
no, no no, brookn we need this now, we need to
make this list, car magnet, windows, sticker. Think if anything
you could possibly we could put put our logo on
that you would your mother? Your mother? Yeah? How about

(48:41):
a pizzeria with Brooklyn buck By. How about the number
one with a logo and you just go, it's another
one another when you see it on the road, you'd
be like another one. And I like that. We had
to do that one number one with orange and blue
and our in our logo and like do you see it?
You go? Another one? Another one? What about a lunch box? Also? No,

(49:02):
also give us some our Brooklyn Boys catch phrases that
you would like to see emblazoned on a shirt or
on merch? Right, I think, f you ape seventy seven
is something we gotta put on something? Do you think so? Yeah?
Something like they be in the corner like small. I
keep thinking like would someone wear it out? Though? We Oh,
I got it. How about a Brooklyn Boys jersey? Right?

(49:23):
Like a T shirt? Like a jersey on the back.
It says Abe as the last name and seventy seven
is the number. People would not wear that? Yes they would,
there's no way. First of all, let me see them
you go f you a s that's it A jersey
and abbe across the back name and the number seventy seven.

(49:45):
That's got to do that. I don't that's good. Here's
to think that's good in theory. But would it sell?
Would people I would buy one spend their hard listen?
I feel for our listeners. People don't make a whole
lot of money. We don't people. You know, people are
dead ass broke, So would they? You know what else?
We need? A Brooklyn Voice pizza cutter. That's a that's

(50:06):
a no, that's a no brainer. That's no brand I
Broken Boys pizza cuter. But but I don't think anyone
would spend because it would cost of the jersey. No,
it's good, like you buy it? Did the T shirts
like in the sporting stores dollars hard earned money. Let
us know, let's not debate it, just let us know,
all right, just great with that Ape seventy seven shirt.

(50:27):
But what if the name on the back was foo
Abe You think Foobo would jump in on it. No
f you a b well foo bou f you. Right,
I'm just I'm just trying to a little play on
what how about that? Okay? Would it be better to
have F you and then space ABE seventy seven or
just Ape seventy seven and just you know, you go
F you. I don't know if people would really wear that,

(50:49):
and then you only wear it through and you only
wear it when you're when you're talking with your mouthful
of food. Yeah, the pizza cutter everyone, I'd like um yeah,
I would like a cheese grater, a bottle opener, you
know for popping bottles, or some ship like you know,
like you can't open. Or how about we sell no ice?
We do that, ice sell no ice? All right, all right?

(51:10):
What I'm saying? Oh ice? Oh no ice? Ice scrapers.
Look look for your car, the ice scraper. No ice. No,
I don't know. These are half baked ideas. How about
we sell things like a like a screen to put
over your glass you can't put ice in the cup.
I like that. I like that a lot. But iPhone cases,

(51:31):
oh or the pop hold on, hold on, hold on again?
What podcast you're listening to? We had a whole conversation
that's right now. Android and no, no, no, no, not
the case. My mind is racing the pop pop thing
that that goes on the iPhone case or on the case,
you know the thing that it's kind of it's like
an accordion pulls out and you hold the phone by that.

(51:52):
I don't have one of those. I don't what they
called the sockets pop sockets. Yes, everything looking boys logoed
pop sock get m hm pop socket. That's definite. You
know why because then anytime they take out the camera
and then they you know, that's it's an advertising people,
but they have to make short straight people in this
upside down. It's what supported the people in the picture, like, hey,

(52:12):
who'd you get that pop scket? What does it say?
The whole back of the case would have a logo
uh huh. But Android is a lot of we have
to have a lot of different sizes or just whatever
Android phone I have at that moment. All all, all right,
you got something for us. I got a lot of
things I want to I want to have a rant.
I got a couple of rands. Let me give you

(52:32):
just one little thing have here? Oh okay, So we
already we already played one of them. So huge baseball
scandal right last week two weeks ago, Houston Astros cheating manager, fired,
general manager, fired fines, draft picks, lost the whole thing. Well,
the and Red Sox manager, Mets manager fire all big thing.
I know the details. The point was the way it

(52:54):
got started was a guy um named uh fires things,
Mike fires, don't don't tweet me. H. He was on
the Astro on the that'll be on the MIDA. Don't
tweet me. Absolutely. He is now on the Oakland A's.
He went to the media and told the media some
media outlet I remember which one it was, doesn't matter,
and told on his on the Astros. Now that he's

(53:15):
on the A's in the same division, he's like, hey,
I guess what those guys are cheating and they have
a system. He blew the lid off them, blew it up.
So then the debate. People are debating now whether or
not as the whistleblower he did the right thing or
the wrong thing. Some people think it was right to
like he should told all his teammates, hey man, they're
gonna be stealing our signs. But he shouldn't have gone

(53:35):
to the media and so the whole league could know.
He shouldn't have blown it up, like, oh, he used
to be on your team and fuck his old teammates.
So this was a clip. I want you to see
what this guy is saying. He's trying to say this
guy is gonna be looked down upon. But then he
uses a word I'm not sure the meaning of, here
we go baseball. Doesn't like rats okay, and whether you
like what he did or not, it kind of glumps

(53:58):
him in to Oh, okay, he he glumps him in
with everyone else who did something wrong. So I know
that it would be lump, But what is the g
one confusing? I don't know. Play it again? Oh oh,
I know again again groups, groups, and lumps. There you go.
He had a brain farm. Doesn't like rats okay, and

(54:19):
whether you like what he did or not, it kind
of glumps him in to that type of he got
groups and lump. It was. That's a song by the
President's United States. Right, he's glump, she's lump, she's lump
his friends out? No, no, no, no no, okay. Yeah, how's
that kind of television? He glumped? That's it's he glumped.

(54:44):
Don't your gloss over it. No, I'm not gonna gloss
already glown gloss over the glump. Okay, give the guy
a break. We all make the mistakes. Oh except for you, Brodie,
don't make mistakes. I do make mistakes. Oh yeah, what
have you ever admit to a mistake when I came
on the podcast today and expected you to be nice
to me? Uh, something is wrong with episode one? Why
do you say? Now we are up to episode that

(55:07):
is roughly fifteen or sixteen weeks ago because we had
some weeks off. Let me guess it's low. The listening
is low. Um, I can tell you right now without looking.
It does not have a sexy title. Okay, so the
title used to be episode of hundred free Ship for us,
that was the episode we got the Brooklyn Boys Monopoly games.
You know why, Brodie, that's that's terrible right there, right

(55:28):
out of the gate you named it. I'll tell you
why it's terrible named right after the out of the gate,
and that is because people don't want to give a
funk about stuff that we're getting. There's nothing in it
for them. So it's like I don't want to hear
a podcast about things that they get to brag. So
that was that was a terrible title. What Here's, What's He's?
What's in it? The description what did your name? Scary?
Says Brodie needs to step up and buy something. Brody

(55:51):
is devastated by what is intern Let happen? A trip
down memory lane with all of the thing things we said,
f you two. That was when we read the Megalist
I'll listen to put together of every think we've said
fuck you two and then and then we read the
Monopoly Game, which was hilarious. I'll tell you what. People
also think it's a retrospective episode. It's not. But but
by that description, wait a second, I lived the first episodes.

(56:13):
What the hell do I want to hear? A recause?
A lot of new stuff, skipping recap I'm skipping. Yeah,
but it implies you don't know that if you don't listen,
I don't know if it implies you can't skip an
episode of this this radio gold I'm telling you podcast.
I'm telling you that people read that description and they think, oh,
I'm good. Well there's another so good was another possibility?

(56:37):
What's that? So we know that our listeners listen to
every episode multiple times is it possible. Episode one was
not one of their favorites, and they only listen to
it once. But even then, we know we have more
than that many listeners. So you're looking into this too much.
What's the title now? The title? Now, let me changed it.
I changed a little bit. I changed it to Brooklyn
Boys Monopoly and free ship for us terrible. I would

(57:01):
go back in right now. This is an experiment, Yeah,
name it something salacious boys Monopoly and your Mother's a whore?
No dig like just like and penis Brooklyn Boys Monopoly,
and and sex talk. But there's no sex talk. No,
But that's that's the experiment. M How about do something

(57:23):
with porn and F you and and F everybody and
F everybody and everybody porn for your ears and F everybody. No,
Brooklyn Boys Monopoly and F everybody about. No, that's not
good enough, that's not sexy. You're not selling it, selling
about just F everybody, sell it with I think that's
the title, right, F everybody. Let's see if that works.

(57:47):
Let's see what we'll see. Who listens? Okay, F everybody.
The episode that's titled she Farted on her Husband's penis.
They love that one. Okay, you know why because it
says it in the title. Come going right to that.
If I'm a new listener and I'm scrolling down the
list of titles, I'm going to that onever hold on,
hold on, let me see, hold on, let me past
or past the match, episode past six, like far to

(58:10):
my Husband's penis. Let me look at the listenership, Wow, eat,
no scared. Look look at the number. So you don't
think I'm shipping you. It's the same half as many.
That's what happened to inside that podcast. You'll hear it
the same half as many as episode hundred, So nine
and a hundred sucking the big What was the release date?
How about past the mashed potatoes? You're you're you're past

(58:32):
the stuffing your friend? That's episode one oh seven. That's
a catchy title. I want to hear what's going on
in there. Just by the title. We've had this conversation
before three times as many listens as the other two,
of course, So can you please tell us what's wrong
with hundred because ninety six was great. The woman who
fought on her penis, on husband's penis, it's classic. Well,

(58:55):
there are people hearing this one right now, and they're
wondering what They probably haven't heard those two because of
the little listenership. I don't know. Yeah, Brodie, I couldn't
tell you. I'm looking at one twelve last week's episode.
It's already got I'm good, I'm done. It's already got
twice as many as episodes. I feel like we let
our listeners down, all right. So forget about that driving tip.

(59:19):
When you're driving a car right and you know that
half a block from now you gotta make a left, Yeah,
what do you do first? Would I do? Would you
slow down? Or signal? Or signal and slow down? I signal? Personal? Right,
I signal and then slowed down. That's correct, But everyone
in my fucking neighborhood likes to slow down, and then

(59:41):
right before they're gonna turn, they turned the signal. You're
behind them, You're like, what the fund are you doing?
And you blow the horn and they go, oh, link link.
These are the same people that use the brake pedal
with their left foot. They drive with two feet right right,
right foot on the gas, left foot on the brake. Okay,
you want to really kill people and get into an accident,

(01:00:03):
do that. That's I don't understand. My Uber driver was
doing that three weeks ago. I couldn't believe it. Brody,
I'm like, is this guy for real? He's driving with
two fucking feet. Don't do The only time you use
your left foot is if your car is matt is
standard transmission and you have to put it on the clutch.
The left foot is for the clutch or for in
an automatic car. It's to rest. You do not drive

(01:00:24):
with your left foot on the brake and the the right
foot on the game. By the way, if you see
that punch, say something, the punch them and then tell
us unless they're driving your car or tweeted it at us.
She gets a video of that ship, I'm gonna I'm
gonna blow the lid off. That's not a video game.
One foot. Tell me what you think of this movie review?

(01:00:45):
Is this guy? I talked about this like, I don't
know for the reason why, the reason why God forbid
I don't say the reason is because it's redundant. I'm
here for you. The reason is that I just want
to find it. The reason is that if you get
into God forbid you to stop short. The tendency is
to have both feet and hit those two pedals and

(01:01:05):
and yes, you're gonna put your foot on the accelerator
and you're gonna ram into something. Okay, that's why you
don't drive with that. Al Right. So I'm on fan
dango looking for a movie to see last weekend, holiday weekend.
I've seen everything good. I'm like, I may go see
this movie. I'm not gonna say what it is because
I don't want to ruin it. So I go. I
look on fan dango, and I see the critics love it,

(01:01:29):
love tomatoes, rotten tomatoes. Yeah, that's that's that's huge. The
audience love it. That's bad. That means it's artsy FARTZI
and I know what film it is, my second really right, Okay,

(01:01:50):
So that means it's critically fu fu but not fun
for like the average I understand why. I know why
that the So it's the inverse of those movies that
are like stupid but everybody loves them and they go
like critics hated it, but you go and it's like,
this is a great movie. I don't know why you
don't want to give it give it away. But the reason,
because I'm gonna tell you why don't want to give
away the movie. Listen to the review. Listen to this
motherfucker review of the movie. Ready, I'd say, it's hard

(01:02:13):
to imagine a more uncomfortable way of spending over two
hours in the cinema. And it advised you to avoid
it shock ending, and all, fuck you. I don't want
to know there's a shock ending plot twist at the end,
So the whole movie I'm gonna be sitting I told
you it is a plan of the apes, And I

(01:02:33):
yelled at the movie reviewer. You never say there's a
shock ending, surprise ending, a twist you won't see coming.
Don't do it because you know you'll see it coming
the whole movie, Like, what's the shock ending? You're like, Oh,
that's not really shock ending. Are you sitting there for
the two hours wondering? What is he a woman? Is he?
Is he a bad guy? Was he the murderer? What's
the shock ending? Was he dead? The whole time? Right? Right?

(01:02:57):
Imagine seeing six cents knowing there's a surprise end the
whole movie, You're going, what's the spice thing? What's the
spice fu? I tweeted him, I said, you fuck you
ruin the movie? He wrote me back something like some
bullshit and I'm like you, fuck you, fuck you, you you
fuck you? What do you say back? Hold on? His
name is Matthew Bond. He's from England, Bond, Matthew Bond.

(01:03:22):
Guess what's coming to him now? Matthew Bond. And you
can't says fuck you Matthew Bond. He works for the Man,
the Male, the mail, the mail on Sunday at U
k u K. He's halfway to funk there were uk.
What's his Twitter? Let's get at him now. I already
tweeted him. Whatever the fun Let the slices go after him. No,
they will do that for us. No fun him. Um fuck.

(01:03:44):
If you don't do that in a review, you don't bullshit.
Um okay, but here's why. Let me just dissect this
and I'm not gonna We're not gonna say the name
of the film. Now. You know why we can't say
it because Brody just told me what movie has. But
the reason and by if you know what it is,
I don't need you to tweet me. The easier you
knowing that it's because because of the following that the

(01:04:07):
actor has expects to complete opposite in a performance from
that actor. Stop that's that's all. I'm gonna stop. You're
the guy, You're that guy, so you know. But the
point is, no, No, I'm telling you why it's you're
giving away the movie. I'm telling you why the reviewers
loved it and the audience hated it. No, I'll tell
you what. You don't have to say that that's on

(01:04:29):
this movie because it was a dramatic movie a lot
of times movies a lot of times movies for for critics,
real critics. The cinematography is great, the lighting was awesome
on and take Jim Carrey in the in the Truman Show,
you just stop it. I'm just gonna say, Jim Carrey,
people know Ace Ventura, all the funny characters he's ever
done on the funny stop take your take your anger

(01:04:54):
out of scary. I'm not giving sh it away. I'm
just saying, when just what you're doing, that's what you're doing.
I'm not gonna what kind of food I had, just
and spaghetti. He was like that that he doesn't left
turn and does Truman stop my best critically acclaimed hold
on and the audience fucking hated it. All right, we're

(01:05:19):
not going to give film. No one can figure it
out now. No, they can't know. Please tweet at scary
not a cartoon. You're the worst. You can't keep a secret.
There's no secret here. Yeah, that's clearly right. And that
film has been out for a while, so people shouldn't
now be upset. Please, I have a rant in a confession,

(01:05:43):
which is what should I do? Oh? I would love
to hear a brody confession. How don't I get some
confessional music? No, because I don't. That's not me. No,
I don't. I don't know. It's a confession. I don't know.
I feel weird about it. Oh, I said you the rent,
But when you tease me with a confession, all right,

(01:06:04):
I like to hear the softer side of se Alright.
I'm not gonna say what the specific thing was. I'm
just gonna tell you it was. It was a while ago.
Everyone here was talking about gifts and getting things whatever
and how I can sell everything, no problem, all right.
Somebody who works in this building, not on our show,

(01:06:27):
works in in in this building. Actually they they don't
work in this building anymore, right, for about six months,
don't work in this building anymore. But I was. But
they're in radio and they get free ship like we do.
And so we were talking by the soda machines one
day and they were holding up a box of something.

(01:06:51):
It's like a clothing box. I said, what's that. Ah,
some somebody sent this to me right, very pensive article
of clothing. But it was made of leather. And this
person says, I won't wear leather. I'm not wearing it.
I'm never gonna wear it. It's terrible. I'm not I'm

(01:07:12):
I love animals, I'm not wearing it. I said, why
don't you take it back to the store. I don't
know what store came from. I'm not wearing it. I said,
then donate it. Nope, I'm not donating it because I
don't wan anybody else to wear it. So I said,
well then just give it to somebody. No, no one
should wear this. I'm not promoting people wearing leather. So
I said, all right, and that they threw it in

(01:07:34):
the garbage right in front of me, throw it in
the garbage, and said, just leave it, just throw it up.
How much is it worth? Well, at that point I
didn't know, but it looked it looked expensive. So we
walk away, and like an hour later, I'm like fuck.
So I went back to the said garbage pail and
I took the box out of the garbage. I gave

(01:07:55):
it once over. I googled it and it was on
It was for sale at the department store. How much
was it worth? Well, you never know what the going
rate is because it could have been on sale or whatever.
So I'm like, well, fuck it. I'm not gonna wear it,
but it shouldn't go to waste. Sell it on eBay?
Well no, I brought it back to the store. Oh

(01:08:15):
and I got full credit. How much that's great, Brodie.
I didn't owe that person the money because they threw
it out. Well, hold on a second, I got credit
though what you witnessed them throwing it out? But what happened?
How did it culminate? They said, I won't well other leather,
I won't wear leather. I love animals. Yeah, but where

(01:08:37):
did they get the gift from? Was it a gift?
What was it? Yeah, it was you gotta give me
a little bit more content. Maybe it was either a
client or a gift from So it doesn't matter if
someone gave it to them. Someone gave so they got
free ship. They got free ship. And they were like
I said to them, I gave me the opportunity. I said,
why don't you take it back to the store, sell

(01:08:58):
it on eBay? Right, They're like, no, I don't want
to profit off this. I feel terrible even having it. No,
I'm like, but that's really expensive, dude. One man's garbages
is another man's goal. I can sleep tonight absolutely. Now,
would you have gone back? Would you have gone and
taken it? Okay? If I thought there was some worth
in that pale but not like something worth a lot

(01:09:20):
of worth? Yeah, of course, I'm like funk that I
would absolutely rescued the item. I might have done it
in front of them. No, No, because they made a
specific point of saying they didn't want so they were
really then I felt that was worse. They were standing
on princip and I felt, but I felt there was worse.

(01:09:40):
The animal was skin for it already, right, throw it
out now the animals die for nothing, Well, they don't die.
You don't die with from leather, right that those are
fur coats. I'm sorry you think that they can remove
the skin from an animal and it doesn't die. When
animals die, then they use, but they use the entire
animal for other things, right, but with a with a
hold on, but with first first, I don't know where

(01:10:05):
are you leather? No, but animals go ahead, I'm gonna
do you mean to tell you through You don't even
need to tell me that animals that pass that's when
they use the leather. That you think they'd kill animals
specifically for leather and leather alone. And they don't. You
repurpose anything you said you you said that they don't.

(01:10:28):
They don't. They kill them for the fur. But you
you under impression they don't die in the fur trade.
That's despicable, beyond despicable. Well, because people don't eat raccoons whatever,
the seals, you don't eat seal nessar. People don't think
that an animal dies for leather. It I thought that
either animal just dies and leather or they use the

(01:10:51):
animal for other things as well. The full animal goes
to use is my guest Again, I'm not making stand
someone we know, friend of ours, You and I both
know their daughter won't sit on a leather couch. Everyone
has a different level. I'm not judging. I mean, I'm
judging what. You can't see my face right now because
you're listening to a podcast. But everyone has a different level.

(01:11:14):
This person's level was I don't would never wear leather
in this particular type of article of clothing. And I
saw I was like, oh, well, all right, I'm not
gonna wear it either, but I'm taking the three hundred bucks.
That's fair. I don't disagree with you there. But but
if I but if I brought it to the other
straight morning show, at least three people would ripped me

(01:11:35):
for it. And then they demand that you give them
the money. I don't donate them. I'm not, by the way,
not donating the money. I don't make a lot of money.
I didn't give it to a police. I don't. Don't
tweet me about THETA that will be great. Yeah, okay,
I'm not gonna do that. But Brody know what, No,
you know what, fair and square man yours. I would
have done the same thing. But I gave every opportunity.
Did I suggested everything. They got it a freak down.

(01:11:56):
If they would have here's the scenario, and this is
the game change they wouldn't have paid for. If they
if they let's say they bought something whatever it was,
and they didn't like it, and they just throw it
in the trash as opposed to that's still on, that's
not that's not my problem. Yeah, but that's when I
would start to feel like maybe maybe what dah, you're right,

(01:12:18):
fuck them if they're gonna be that callous and and that, like,
I don't you know they would give a about Now. Look,
if that person wanted to donate it, they could have
donated it. They didn't want it, didn't want anybody where.
I can't imagine anybody wearing leather. Okay, if they're going
to be that dismissive, So somebody may have gone to
that department store now owns that beautiful whatever. But I

(01:12:38):
got to or whatever. It was good for you, good
for me, good damn right good for me. But I
felt like to get it off my chest. I felt
bad about Okay, I need a lot. I want a lobby.
By the way, since it is, uh, we're two weeks
away from the super Bowl week and a half, right,
um we This super Bowl Monday has become a thing
over the years. I'm not people brody people. People show

(01:13:03):
that or or statistics show that that is the one
day of the year that most people are either late
or call out sick. It's it's just a dead day
that the game doesn't end till ten o'clock on a
Sunday night. People have to work Monday morning. I don't know.
Super Bowl Monday should be a holiday in America, and
I honestly feel this way. And I don't know why

(01:13:24):
we can't have off here at the morning show. I've
been trying to press Elvis on this. The problem is
Elvis is not a sports fan or he doesn't he
this isn't his world. But for the problem, it's not
enough for people's world. As much as people who love
football and other people who like go to the they'll
watch the Bowl, it's still not everybody. It is, Yeah,
but for me, man, companies don't. Companies want to earn money.

(01:13:44):
They don't want to shut down because the NFL has
a game on. I know. But the thing is, if
all of America is participating in this act activity at
once in some formage, give them one percentage of people
who watch a football game, right, which is until tentacle
maybe ten o'clock right, What percentage of those people they

(01:14:04):
go to the bar they had to eleven or whatever.
What percentage of all the people in America who watched
the Super Bowl Marka get so drunk they need to
day off the next day. It's not about being drunk,
it's about being tired. And you're worthless at that point.
You're you're groggy, you're lethargic, you come into work, you
drag your ass, you're not you're not motivated, you're not incentivised,

(01:14:25):
and you're not productive. So then why bother. It's a
dead day. It's it's pretty much give make it a holiday. No,
I'm not saying no. I love listen, I love the
super Bowl, but I also can control myself. I go
to I stepped to eleven o'clock. I'll watch whatever TV
show they put on afterwards. Maybe who you got? You

(01:14:45):
got the Chief? Chiefs? Chiefs? The Chiefs are giving um,
Actually the Chiefs are giving San Francisco a point and
a half. Some means they gotta win by two in
order to cover the spread. So I'm gonna make my
pick live on the air right now. This is I mean,
I'm not live, nor we on the air live on
this podcast. We're not live. Well we're live right now
speaking into these microphones, but by the time you're hearing this,

(01:15:07):
we're recorded. Just say you pick. I'm part of a
part of a pool, a big pool, and the whole
season hedges on this last bet because it's worth more
points obvious. Now, if I shot, I might tie the
third in a tremendous pool. Now, if you win, you're
gonna fly to Miami. Put on your strip club hat.

(01:15:28):
I gotta make one. Pick one fandels hatels. By the way,
the over under is fifty four and a half points,
which is high, but scores a lot. Yeah, but Sandy,
but no, no, no, no, no Francisco has a great
defense and a shitty offense. Okay, so they passing question

(01:15:48):
um like the four the well, the four choices are
the over over fifty four and a half under fifty
four and a half San Francisco getting plus one five Here, No,
I think a lot of people are gonna help a
lot of people. Six months from now, we're gonna be like,
why is episode one thirteen so low at the end. No,

(01:16:09):
because but it's gonna help people in the present. And
I have the gamblers. I talk to them. No, no, no, no,
people are in little little pools. Yeah, the baby pools.
Kansas City minus one point five. What do you take?
What's the best bet on here run that by them again.
That's bore people again. Over fifty four and a half,
under fifty four and a half, San Francisco pulled or

(01:16:29):
k C minus one point five. It's gonna go against lower.
I was still doing the math on the first one,
but I'm not I'm not sold on the first one.
What's second one? It's over either you're over fifty four
and a half. Yeah, I'm not sure about that one.
Over onto, I understand over onder, go ahead or San Francisco.
San Francisco has to can win by or lose, lose

(01:16:51):
by as much as two points. No, I think I
think Kansas City covers. I think they win. So okay,
So so that's your pick, Kansas City. That's one point five.
They have to win by two points. In order to
get this. They gotta stop. They gotta stop most dire
it after the week he had last week, rahim you
go by the way, it was a jet for a
little while. Okay, So Kansas City it's my pick, alright, submit,

(01:17:13):
that's my bet right there? All right, that was a
little self serving, and that's the end. Boring. Just like
the birthdays, and just like Jerry from Upstate said, birthdays
of boring. He doesn't give a shit. Fuck you Brodie
happy birthday to me, But we just wished him a
happy birthday. See. Going back to that text, I realized
why he texted in, because you mean that would get
on the podcast. I want to read one sign that

(01:17:33):
someone took a picture of real quick. This was from
Yoel Brule, who sends us a lot of stuff. The
sign on the door says, all girls with long hair
must be tied up. Thank you, And that's somebody named
Debbie wrote that note again all girls with long head. Hey, hey,
one more thing that was your you said. I have

(01:17:55):
one sign to read, one more thing to read, one
more thing to reading, one more thing to read. Go
from you. I feel like you're out rushing me. Hold on,
we did that. When we did that, I want to
do the uh hold on, hold on no, I'll get
the free dessert story later. Oh uh making some dough
at making some dough. I am a ups driver and
while listening to the podcast, l m a oh. We

(01:18:18):
deal with the ship box daily, delivering them not bad
that that uh not bad. Delivering them when we have
to pick them up. That's worse because we know it's
in the box. That was because last week we're talking
about ship in a box, right, But but you put
your ship in a box, you mail it out in
a box, which I was gonna write for this week,
but I got, I got, didn't do it. I should have.

(01:18:38):
So I just want to say a shout out to
making some dough. He delivers the ship in the box
when you see the commercials a little cartoon box. Also
shout out to the guy whoever's running the Daily Brooklyn
Boys Quotes at Daily b B Quotes, I think it
is at Daily BB Quotes BB. So I don't remember
half this ship, but apparently an episode sixty three I

(01:19:02):
said that you. I was talking about your couch. I said,
the couch is brown. The carpet's light blue and brown,
it's all coordinated. And you said it's espresso, and I
apparently I said, oh, shut the funk up, it's brown.
You're from Brooklyn. It's fucking brown. True story, right, But
he thinks I said it's fucked up brown. But I
said it's fucking brown brown, right, Because yes, remember referred

(01:19:23):
to the title of this podcast, cash Shoes. It's you're
on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. You're just trying to clump
everything together, aren't you. Yes, yes, yes I know because
we're from Brooklyn Boys bron Boys,

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