#117: Say No To The Clap

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Where are my headphones? He's out of the room. Scary
and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and
Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie
Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary
and Brodie got him. Okay, we're rolling together. Yeah, I'm good.

(00:22):
I just want to pull up. I guess we've just
got back today. The Brooklyn Boys that have been away,
they both have so much to say. You know, their
name is a Brody podcasting episode one seventeen, It's the

(00:52):
Brooklyn Boys podcast on a Friday. I say that that
you can be listening to this any day of the week. Yeah,
but no, this is a frid a vibe, right, Friday
is a different vibe than when we do this on Thursday,
which means a couple of things. Number One, we feel
like we're out of here for the weekend once we're done,
until we're in the studio. Scary hates that's right, because
Friday's mean we can't record in the place that we

(01:15):
normally record, and that is our studio where we do
the Elvis Rand Morning Show, which by the way, is
a much sweeter sounding studio. This one here is crap.
I mean, you still sound sexy being belligerent. He still
sound good. You know, I just hate it. You know
what else though about this that people can't see the
awful walls. The yes, the atmosphere in this room still sucks.

(01:37):
It's green, lime green painted walls in this studio. So
we moved into this studio where we're standing now in
two thousand eight, and it was ugly back then. But
now it's twelve years later and it's dirty and scuffed
and dreary. Light bulbs are missing, others are out right.
The equipment is sticky, dirty. I mean they need they have.

(01:58):
When is the last time they took a dust? But okay,
So here's what this room is used for. Friday Brooklyn
Boys podcast one some every other month or whatever. Walkers
and Talkers my other podcast, we did every every weekend
here and then the other jocks who work at the
New York is he on your radio station we work
at come in here to record stuff. We also attempt
to do phone taps in here. Right, this is the
one of the phone tap studios. Yesterday on Walkers and

(02:19):
Talkers Episode one six nine. Hello, Jamie and I were
gifted with a with a drop in from Joe Gatto
from The Impractical Jokers. Oh right here in this studio. Yeah, well,
because he's he's plugging the hell out of the movie
and the Impractical Jokers movie, which I saw. It was
weren't you embarrassed to show him this studio? Like this
is so Monday? He was on the Elvis straight In

(02:41):
Morning Show with us Joe. Joe's an old friend from
the show. I think he's gonna be on with Mo
Bounce on the five o'clock whistle. Right, he's coming back
here to record to do with Mo Bounce. So he
was here recording some other stuff yesterday, and so he
walked in on our podcast. He's like, hey, guys, that's cool.
But then he introduced himself because hey guys, hey Brodie James, Hey,
it's Joe Gatto from The Impractical Jokers. Like I go, Joe,
you to do your own introductions. I would have said

(03:03):
it out, well, I'm embarrassed that he had to see
this largely ignored room. Yeah. Well here's the thing. You know,
we had Joe on this podcast. Yes, all right, okay,
so just a brief reminder, Joe was a listener of
Z one Morning show, that morning show, and he used
to he hung out with us. He used to send
in song parodies and try to, like, you know, contribute,

(03:24):
right if you listen to the Joe Ghatto episode of
The brook Boys podcast, we talked about it. But in summation,
Danielle and I also um hung out with him when
we had a South Street support contest. It was those
early two thousands, and it was a dance contest or something,
and Joe got up and won the whole damn thing.
I think he won a trip. He he and he

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was just a listener at the time who he had
known from coming up here with his video camera on
another occasion. Right, So he was so look, he did
well for himself, right, but back in the the biggest
celebrity I know, right back in the day, he was
the guy who was a fan of our show. And
he would come up and I said to him, I guy,
I always did my best to make you feel like
you were part of the family, not like you were
just a listener, because we all we love all of

(04:06):
our listeners. But he was interactive with us. He tried
to contribute, tried to help whatever, so he has to
invite me to come to improv with him and his friends,
who are now the Impractical Jokers. I knew Mar separately
from some other things. I didn't know they knew each other. So,
as it turns out, I said to him on this
on the Walkers and Talkers podcast one six nine, I said, so,
how did you guys figure out that I knew both

(04:26):
of you independently? He said, well, I knew you guys
for a couple of years. Marr says to me one day,
James Murray, he says, hey, uh, he name dropped you. Brody.
He goes, I know David Brodie from the Morning Show.
I've been working with him on this other thing I
know for years. We are you talking about what you
should call marroup You should maybe have some drinks with
the guy. Yeah, well I just I didn't call him anyway.

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My point was, so he's he's Joe is standing next
to Jamie, my co host, and he's hugg and I
was like, oh, let me get a picture. So I
take a picture of the two of them. You'll see
it on at Walkers on the Score Talkers, and then
I said, hey, Joe, come over here, I'll get a picture.
He goes, Oh, you want to prove to people that
you know me? Oh, now, the tables are I never
heard that. He said it in a funny way. But

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I'm like, quite an, I understand you have a movie
and a hit TV show, but let you know, I said, Joe,
there was a time when I was on the radio
sort of and you weren't. I didn't throw it in
your face. He's like, well, we got a movie something.
So it was funny. It was just a funny moment
where like, oh, does that get released wide this weekend?

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So it was only in select theaters as they say,
And now so they are, the four of them have
been going around to all of the movie theaters, showing
up at at the screenings. So Joe and I know,
Joe and Murder definitely are again doing it this weekend
all over the New York area. And I don't know
where the two guys are, but they were in Cleveland, Indianapolis, Texas,
they were Philly, they were all over the country. Fantastic, Yes,

(05:51):
so there a great promotion. I love that. I love
when the celebrities from the movie up to the movie.
It's weird. I don't know if you guys listened to
the podcast to have any any friends have been in movies.
I've had friends who were in TV shows. Yeah, no,
I'm yeah, but I'm never in a movie. Imagine being
imagined being in the theater and then all of a sudden,
you know, Jake Jillen Hall just walks, well, yeah, but

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it's I'm saying. It's weird though, when you see your
friend in the movie. Yeah, that's that's really weird. Right.
So I tweeted as I'm sitting in the movie theater,
I tweeted at the Jokers saying, looking forward to seeing
the movie. I'm here. Joe tweeted me back as I'm
sitting in the movie watching the movie, and all I
could think about was like looking around, going see that
guy he's tweeting, he's tweeting me right now. It was weird.

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It's weird because you're you're laughing, you're enjoying it. Then
you go, those guys are my friends and they're in
a movie. Yeah, that's weird. It's weird. It's a weird feeling.
I'm I can't wait to check it out. It's really good.
But you know what they did that thing. Have you
done this? Have you been in the theater or at
the end people clape lands yeah, yeah, do you clap? No,
I don't because, first of all, the people who filmed

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the movie can't hear you. So the only reason why
you to, you know, you know, do a round of applause,
is so to show your acknowledgement and your happiness and
your appreciation of that of that. Okay, but or are
you doing it so that everyone else knows you're in
on the joke and you got it? Oh? Yeah, you know.
I loved it too. Yes, that's what I felt like,
because people were looking around, they were doing don't applause

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the movie and stupid, I know, But I feel like
people didn't want to like not be the person clapping
and like be the one who didn't get the joke
said that for a minute, people applauding, like yeah, okay,
we're here applauding with each other. But the people nobody
who had anything to do with the film, from the
director of the writer to anyone in it, is here
to hear that applause. So why I don't know? And

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you know, and the reason why people it happened when
I I just got back from Columbia. I went to
Columbia and as I landed in Metagan, there was a
big uproar of applause and screams when the plane hit.
Was the turbulence not really, it was a smooth the
plane hit the ground wouldn't be you know what I'm

(08:04):
talking about. As soon as the wheels touched the ground,
all the applause came out. And I listen. Some people
say it's a cultural thing, and I know you. Some
people are gonna come at me with that, But I
gotta say, did you expect any other ending? Hello? Here's okay?
So I mean to have to assume that the plane
is going to lane every time. It's the hope. And

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so it goes against what you said. So you said,
don't clap in a movie theater because nobody in who
made the movie unless Joe shows up and he's there.
But the pilots came here, you clap, But that steals
not sound proof. It's are you gonna trying to say
you you clap for the pilots? Okay, well that's what
you're doing in a great job, guys. Ultimately, that's what

(08:47):
you're doing. But here's the thing. But that's to the pilots. Okay,
did you expect anything less from us? That means you're
expecting us to crash. If you go to a Broadway show,
right and people form, you expect them to sing well,
but you still clap. You let them know they did
a good job. But if you're the captain, let's say
you're the guy fly on the plane, do you take

(09:08):
that as they're appreciative of what I just did my
years of training, or do you take it as what
they like you said so they think I was going
to fail the ladder? Yes, because in that situation it's
an insult. But at the end of a show, you
ever thank the chef at a restaurant and said, hey,
great job, thank you, it was a great meal. Yes,
by not vomiting, right, But if the chef comes out
comes op, oh my god. Yeah, John George, the famous

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guy that it was a one. It was an occasion place.
And by the way, don't get the jingle because they're
not a client. He came. I was. I was with
my girlfriend on the last Valentine's Day and we were
at his restaurant, and all of a sudden, he came
over to the tailor that's John George. So he came
over and I don't know if he was fishing for compliments.

(09:52):
He was just he's just a fancy chef. Google John George.
Don't tweet us, okay, And anyway, he just know he's
he's one of the he's one of the James Beard Michelin, dudes, Okay,
is he the kind of guy that would wear that
tie tyed shirt that you had? No, he's a chef.
What was that shirt? Company? Theory? Theory. So he comes over,
he goes, how is the meal? And my grandfriend I

(10:13):
were like it was great, and he said, we're kicking
each other the table because to us he's a celebrity
and we're eating at the namesake of his flagship, and
he is there in New York and he was back
there cooking or at least watching, okay, and and so
I'm sitting there and and so yeah, of course, my
compliments to the chef. Okay, if you're getting off a
plane and the pilot is standing there by the door
with his hat off and his casual thanks for flying

(10:35):
Jed Blue whatever, you know, what do you say, do
you smiled? You got a smile? And I say, thank you,
thank you What are you thinking for? Thank you for
the but are thanking for thank you for his services,
which we're what which is flying a plane? Which is
doing his job? They're doing his job. Yeah, right, So
he's not worthy of applause. He saved your life, he

(10:56):
kept you alive. I understand that, but I just think
they take it as an insult if you applaud What
if they what if they were general and junkies and
live for the applause. What if they're like, we're gonna
how he goes? What if they lands beautifully soft landing
for the applause? Lady right? Yeahs is them? So what
if they had turbulence and it was windy and they

(11:18):
landed they just pillowed it right, and then they look
at each other and go fucking nailed it. And then
they hear the applause, they go, yeah we did. Yes, No,
because they know that they that applause is that they
didn't fail, and that's it. That's a slap in their
What if that was not for a great performance. First
of all, the perfect, the flawless performance of of of
a of a pilot is expected. Anything less, anything less

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is deaf. No, it's hoped no, because you can bounce.
You can bounce it at the runway. You've been on
planes where they go boo right, sometimes they just go
you've had the boxer okay, but you get a bouncer.
Sometimes you applaud. What if you applaud at a bounce.
I think, well, how about this, that's still that's out
of fear. Hold on. What if it bounces and you're like,

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that wasn't the best landing in a well, you just go,
you give me a golf clap? What if they're going,
motherfucker's I landed a ton ton plane, a hundred ton plane,
whatever it is. I just flew eight hours, right, and
all I got was a golf one bounce. I saved
like this guy flew hundreds of people, landed them safely.
Because he bounced once, you don't get applause. The rest

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of the flight was perfect. So I think, okay, well,
I see it both tip right, he's gonna get. But
it's it's expected that that the outcome of the job
has to be that you arrive alive every time, and
it's on a plane when it comes to it. If
you're gonna talk about a show, a live play or
theater show in front of you with his live performances.

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I think the applause of the standing ovation is for
a you guys did an outrageous job. What if the pilot,
because if you did, you did you flights you've got
on flights where they go. I just want to let
you know we're gonna be experiencing choppy air for the
next six to nine minutes. They give you advanced notice,
and if you look out the window, you'll see something

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you wanted to see. They give you that information, and
he talks to you, and maybe they tell you a joke.
I've had pilots. You want to know you're not You're
not clapping at the end of the flight for that,
I might the joke's good. I like a pilot who
tells me when the turbulence is coming, we're gonna level
chop a little chop. What he should say is the
plane will be shaking violently and falling for no reason
in the sky, but we're having a little bit of chop.

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I do think, I do think right like, that's the same,
a little a little bit of choppy. Unlike that salad
place you visited, that's no cho chop. Nice call back
and yeah, all right, so that's it. So clapping in
the movie theater, no clapping on a plane, no for you,
that's a note for you dog right, No, there's that's

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that's a hard no that that. I rolled my eyes
when I hear when I hear. What about clapping for
a subway performer? Different? You're you're appreciating a performance that
was unexpected. See it was an unt want your applause.
They want your money. So what if you're like, I
have no money, but yes, yes that was great. Will
you flipped on the seats? You drummed down that bucket
When there's an unexpected result in a happy way, you can't.

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You can't subway performer, because if you clap, they expect
money now to follow up the clap. The clap is
not good enough. So that's why nobody claps. You all
go yeah, you look down on hearing you turned to
the presson you love to go, Hey, Mary, how's it going?
You don't even know, right, if you've never been a
New York subway. Just so you know, when the doors

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stop at certain train stations, performers will get on your car.
They'll go from like car seven to car eight, and
then they'll come and do their routine and then they
ask for money. As the trains pulling in, there's a
lot of acrobatics going on. There's acrobatics, there's dance numbers,
they're singing, there's stand up comedy, all kinds of stuff.
So you have to decide where youre gonna get money
or not. Then if you carry a wallet, you gotta

(14:59):
like you can't take you wallet. O. No, you got
to get to keep train money in your front pocket. Yea,
that's what I did in Columbia. Kept well, I kept
money loose money in one pocket the side. Do I
keep a dummy wallet? I've done that. Well, I'll have
a wallet with a couple of credit cards that don't
care about and no idea. So where they go give
me your wallet? If ever happens to me, I give

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him something I don't care about. You do or if
they say give me your money, you have a stunt wallet, Well,
I don't put my money in my wallet. So what
I'll do is, that's great, I'll if I leave the
hotel something, But I got like seven old wallets that
I just see. You give them the fake wallet you
give me, I can actually find the cheapest wallet. I
had put some inspired ship there, maybe look real and
maybe tucking like three three four dollars in there, the

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amount thing you would have wanted to tip them whatever,
like like a bunch of a bunch of singles in
the twenties, So it looks like there's more in there
because you don't want them to be unhappy. It's you
were your life start warth twenty. By the way, if
a guy muggs you and let you live, you clap. Yes,
I kept this cool, did a great job. Hey, you
know what you look like you need it? Good with it,

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he said, Please give me your wallet. Appreciate that. Good job?
All right? Um, yeah, so I was I telling about
I came Yeah, I came back from Columbia. So, oh
my god, we've been off for a week. We even
addressed that. Yeah, so this is our first show back
in a couple of weeks, so we should be real
fresh out the kitchen right now, fresh out the kitchen. Well, yeah,
so we had a week and then we took the

(16:23):
extra day this week. Yeah we did. But that's okay. Well,
you don't owe anybody free dessert unless we skip together.
Here's the thing, No, I saw the tweet, So Megan,
Megan and Madelini, I can't believe you even entertained that.
I thought you were gonna be like, no, no no, no, no, no,
you gotta call her out on that. My did I'm
gonna she said, I want my free dessert. There's no

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free dessert in this case. Even as not even we
deserve a bonus episode, you don't hashtag slice for life now.
First of us, I wrote back, I've trained you well
too well, so I give her credit. She got all
the slogans right, she got all the all my catch phrases.
She put me first, which great. Uh, But bonus episode
for one day late. That's not you know, that's not

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that's not even. That's not even even. That's not even.
It's not even, it's not even. We're just a day late.
And at what percentage of our audience listens on Thursday.
Struggling with this, we had a problem. We could not
do the podcast. First of all, I know, Brodie your
hell bent against this. I felt not doing it. I
want to. I want to. I'm gonna tell you what

(17:27):
it's you. I'll tell you why you're not doing because
if we do what you want, then if we're late.
We could be late four days this we're gonna be
late one day. I want to move the podcast to
Monday or Tuesday so people have something I think we'll
get We'll get more listeners per episode because during the week,
people remember, oh, I gotta listen to the podcast, and
if they miss it Monday, they get it Tuesday, Thay,

(17:48):
by Friday, we got a lot of I don't know.
I think we should. We should move to the beginning
of the week. Then they'll just listen two days earlier,
and then eventually it'll seem like two days later because
it'll seem like they're listening to the Thursday episode three
days four days later on the Monday. So there's no
winning with this early podcast. But I feel like I
released a chieving moved. Can't move it. I My schedule
will not allowed less. We pushed the Thursday and Friday

(18:10):
to the next Monday, and then you get a bonus episode,
you get free, but then it's late, So technically we're
early for Monday, the fresh off the weekend, with so
many ideas on a Monday, But my life happens during
the week. That's when my well, my ship happens. If
my customer service ship and my rants and all that's
during the week. My weekend is all family stuff. We
should compromise with Wednesdays. Wednesday's Walker's Wednesday. That's who listens

(18:35):
to that? Wow, the number I haven't seen that. I
haven't seen that one in the I Heart Radio Top
one hunts not because it's a niche podcast, exactly right,
This is not This is speaking of, by the ways,
upset ranking. Really, by the way, we are really rank

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ranking in our I Heart Radio Top one hundred. This
week we came what was it, number sevent looking I
still scrolling, the still scrolling. How did we take such
a tumble unless other podcasts listenership went up? No, the
problem was we took a week off, so we had
zero listenership for that episode that we didn't do. So

(19:17):
this was weird. We came off a vacation week with
number six orner nine one. Yeah. Yeah, So here's here's
what our real problem is. When we took off a
vacation in December. Yeah, yeah, the December vacation and before
that was the end of August vacation. You guys binge
the hell out of our episodes. The latest episode before

(19:38):
vacation went through the roof, right, everybody caught up. So
we thought when we go on vacation up to like
episodes thirteen sixteen would be like boom. But I think
everyone was on vacation along with us, because late night
talk shows were on vacation TV shows when reruns The
Walking Dead didn't come back till this Sunday after the week.
Well we have to do something about that us. Well,

(20:00):
we can't go back in time, that's true. Well, anyway
we can go going forward, we can. And nobody has
answered me as to why episode one hundred has less
listenership than people think. It's assume it's a recap episode.
I renamed it. It's got it's got a new name.
Now name new name. It's new to you, seems like
a new episode. Go listen to one everyone, Come on.
You know you're the person that tweeted us and said

(20:22):
they need two episodes a week, and I and and
they said, and I said, they said, and you know why.
They said they listen to six to seven episodes a
day at work. How do you get through that many?
And in a manner you can't be paying attention to
all this content they did, and in a matter of
then you're gonna lose your job because you're not paying
attention to your work. In a matter of a couple
of weeks, caught up to all of our episode. How

(20:44):
is that possible? I don't know how you sit through it.
I mean, I find this entertaining, but six to seven
hours of it, God, bless, I know a lot of
I know all the truck drivers listening, all the guys
women who drive for a living can do that. It's
a lot of scream and yelling and cursing. Yeah, well
you do that a lot, alright. So you know I

(21:04):
never told you about my trip to the Mutz factory.
I wanted to, Oh my god, the mud story. I
have a mud story. You going first with your mud story?
Well you no, I went to go see how the
Mutz is made, right. I gotta say what they do
at the at this place, Lee. I can't say, oh, no,
they're not they are not a client. So I could
say it, how did you and join up there? Leoni's muzzadel.

(21:28):
Leoni's so there. So when you get um sometimes when
you get fresh muzzadel and I don't know what parts
of the country don't experience this but the country mazzarella
he's talking about, we should get mutzi stick um. But
there's a it comes in this wrap, this plastic wrap
you know sometimes and it's a big giant ball of

(21:49):
fresh mutts and it comes in a like saran wrap
that's wrapped up really tight and tied up, and then
when you buy it, it's just a giant ball of
white muzzaedel inside the plastic wrap. So people like to
experience that. I saw a little trick of the trade
at Leone's, so I I thought everything was, you know, handmade, which,

(22:12):
by the way, are you outing them? I'm not outing them,
I'm I'm it's clever. I'm talking about a clever thing
that they do. Okay, now, the much is still absolutely done.
You know, the people are surrounding it, the mucharel is
going into the water. It's they're making it. It's all.
It's all legit, it's and it is, seriously the French,

(22:34):
the best fresh monson I've ever had in my life.
They do something to it in there. There has some
extra ingredient in there. Anyway, The point is, I said, well,
you guys have this huge assembly line with all this
stuff going on, and you guys are known as the
best much at el in the Northeast. Why is it that, bro,
you may want to hold your ears? Why is it

(22:55):
that you have all these You must have thirty people
at saran wrap wrapping stage as they come off the line.
Remember the Isle of Lucy episode from the with the
chocolate cup, You know, the candy one where Lucy and
ethel a belt candy. So picture that. When it's all
said and done, the muzzadel is coming off the conveyor

(23:15):
belt and it's just so I said, you know, why
don't you go into like some kind of an automated
packaging system the funk are you talking about the the
famous best in the world? I know? So you know
what they have. They have about thirty suran wrapping stations
where people are standing with his one person per seran
wrap per station, and then I and then there's another one,

(23:37):
another one another one, all in a huge U shape
around this huge conveyor, and the muchadel comes, spits out
the thing and it goes through the conveyor and all
the way around. So if you the first person misses it,
the second person grabs it, and then and so on
it so so by the time all the MutS gets
along around the entire thing, someone will have grabbed it,

(24:00):
with it on the suran wrapping thing, hand wrapping, cut
it and put it back on the conveyor. Why was
that covering my ear? Because the fact is that the
mutts is you would think you would you would think
that the entire process he's done by stain it. But no,

(24:20):
But I'm like, well, you guys could save some money
if you do. So you know what he said? He
said to me, I said, shut the funk up? No,
he said, he said, doesn't it take you back? Doesn't it?
Isn't there something special to be said for because they
could save a whole lot of money by automating it,
but they don't. Isn't it amazing how you could just

(24:42):
you know, when you get it in the store, it's
hand wrapped by somebody and your hand unwrapping it. You
see what I'm saying, Brodie, you're taking the suran you
you feel like the entire thing was done like for
you from someone's grandma, just the way you remember it
when you were a kid. So what they're trying to

(25:03):
do is they're trying to trying to keep it as
a grandma as they can. Yeah, but but I think
it's brilliant. I'm not That's why they're the best. I'm
not ripping them for Do you want a machine pulling
it like taffy? No? I I just think that they
would have automated. They have to turn in your Italian card.
I just I think it's brilliant what they're doing, because

(25:23):
oh no, no, no no, no, when you find a fresh
MutS in the store, you got to take the nice
to know you. Did you pull the MUDs that I pulled?
I didn't pull the MutS? No, I did not. I didn't.
They wouldn't let me mirror. It's look at these hands.
Don't blame me. I mean, would that would have They
would have shut down the factory. They would have gotten
to you for unsatisfactory in the well a couple of

(25:46):
days after you had this experience. We we've dealt with
a company, not a sponsor of ours. They're a local
company in this in New York, obviously local and they
only show up at street festivals and sporting arenas. They
have one location in Chelsea Market. Chelsea Market is on
the lower West side of Manhattan and it's old. It

(26:06):
was the Nibisco cookie factory, right, okay, um and uh
or then the National Biscuit Company, that's what it is company,
which is what Nibisco stands for, right, National Biscuit NBC,
right the originals, not the TV. And this building now,
in addition to being the home of the Food Network
and MLB Network, it is all upscale, niche food. A

(26:29):
great place to get free fresh tea, amazing pizza. Sounds like, yeah,
it is your kind of place, but like it's like
a food court, a massive never ending food food, food,
food kiosks of everything, but the best of everything. And
so this this company Big Motts and Mozz I call MutS,

(26:49):
but it's Big Mots. They call it, like for motzle
or whatever. The best Motsarel sticks I've ever had. Oh yeah,
they've come up here, right, A few times. They were
at the Wine and Food Fat Stavill Right, So I
had them for free there. I had them for free
here a lot. I've never paid for them, right, but
I thought, you know what I'm I'm I had to
do some business at the Levi store. I mentioned that

(27:12):
for reason I'm gonna talk about Levi Store. And so
I was like, oh, no, leavisor I don't remember that commercial.
I remember the levis, remember that that that that big
voice leavisor no that from your childhood? I remember, okay
before here, Yeah, okay. So I was like, you know,

(27:35):
I'm gonna go over to the Chelsea Market and get
me some some big MutS Montsrel sticks. So I go
there and I go up to the register, and uh,
I'm like, you know what. They only sell three in
a cup. I think it's three. They're long like cigars.
They're unbelievable. So I'm gonna go three of them. We're
gonna be like, how much do you do you think

(27:56):
it would be three? Three? For three more sticks for
they're huge six bucks? Okay. You go to Applebie's you
get eight for like nine dollars. Yes, okay, but I
think these are extraordinarily so for three sticks, right, So
I'm thinking you so I thought, you know what, I
probably could eat six normally I'll take some home. So

(28:17):
I'm gonna maybe I get two orders. They don't have
a menu up on there. There's no menu. There's just
signs at say, meat balls and different things whatever. They
sell their Motorrellali sticks. They don't say how many you get? Oh,
how much they are, so you gave them twent so
I so I said that can I get some Motrell sticks?
How much are they? It was, I have no idea

(28:38):
she had them before. I said, yeah, she's same price.
So I said, I've never paid for them. And it's
like it's a joke. She looks at me and she goes,
what do you steal them? She looks at me and says,
oh my god. She right, well because she had come
up here with the people that brought the montarels. So
the story is he still hasn't paid for them. No,
that's not correct. That is not correct. So then the

(28:59):
guy comes up. Remember me, that wasn't what I was
doing at all. So the guy comes over who had
come up that morning, one of the owners, who who
who brought friars up here and they fried them fresh
for us. He was, hey, bron going, he was exactly.
We were just talking about, Uh, we're starting up mozaralla classes.
You should come. Do you want to any time you want,

(29:22):
You don't have to pay, We'll bring you in. You
can come to the Mozarella classes. You can pull some mozalla.
Would you like to do that? I said, yeah, I'd
like to get your Mozarrell sticks. I'll be pulling some
mozarell in the second. I said, I can't wait to
have the Mozarrell sticks. Here's no problem. So she's just
one order. I go, Yeah, let me start with one order.
I'm gonna go around and get some pizza whatever, and
I'll come back and get one for the road. Twelve dollars. Yeah,

(29:43):
I wasn't looking for a discount. That's four dollars a stick.
Four dollars a stick. They're big. They're big though. That's
a little Chelsea market. Then I was like, the pizza
was like seven fifties, said in the beginning, it's a
food food market, it is. I had pizza. Yeah, So
the pizza I wanted that had sausage and red pepperona

(30:04):
was seven fifty, which is even in New York. Like
five is like right, it's like four dollars for soda.
The ballgame five dollars. So I got the one slice
of pizza without the toppings. It was three cheeses on fantastic.
But by the time I had the three are all
the sticks on the slice of pizza, which was huge,
I could not eat anything else. I had gone to

(30:26):
the market I'm like, I'm going I'm owning this, this
little pig he went to market. I was out of
money and out of ruling my stomach. The point was
big Motts fantastic. Uh, but twelve dollars for three sticks.
I want to tell you about the guy where song. Yeah,
that's an m O t Z. This is brody, scary

(30:47):
scarp brody singing original. I got the moodsy sticks. I
know that I can dip once, I can dip twice.
One comes with sticks. If you love the fried cheese
that come with me tonight, I'll buy you more sy
fried fried morsy Well, I got the more chy sticks.

(31:10):
You got cheese in the cor have a stick once,
you gon once some more? You pull them upont the
cheese bound the curl. What's arella sticks enjoyed around the world?
You take him and twirl them in the Maranera. Big deal,
Colester role can't stop us in a fiend for sticks
since my teeth came in. I got my ritchel down, pat.
When I eat my stakes the chip, I'll lick the middle,

(31:32):
sauce it up, then eat it up. Your Brooklyn is
a hood, and you know I ain't joking. Your mom
ain't cooking, and your mom is broken. Tonight, tonight you
can fall in love. I can call my mom right now.
Tell how to fry them up. I eat a lot
of sticks. They never fill me up. My next sticks
my best stick. I got the Mooncy sticks. You know that,

(31:52):
better than wings, better than fries. One all that comes
with six. If you love the fry cheese, then come
with me to night and I'll buy you morcy fried
fried Morty. I got the Moodsy sticks. Yo, you'll let
me get one of those. Go get your own, give
me one. Go up to the counter and get your

(32:14):
own order. Come on, don't be a cavon. Al right here,
take one on its hollow. All the cheese melting out
of this one. I hate that. See know if we
did that, now we have it unbeaped for the podcast
that was the radio is the radio radio edit? All right?
We got more coming up right after this. Hey, this

(32:35):
is Joe Gaddam from Practical Jokers, and you're listening to
two guys from the second best borrow in New York
after Statonland. Of course, The Brooklyn Boys was scary and brody.
Did you remember that when I just played before the commercials. Yeah,
I played the Joe gadd always says your name first
because I owed you one right from last time when
I when I accidentally played Brody Stick. That's okay, that's

(32:56):
all right, This this is what we do here, were
even we even it out? Well, I'm not. I don't
really care that you say your name first, that doesn't matter.
But you sang over the lyrics to the song opener today.
I did that. You did that, you don't care. But
that's not all I did. When I went to get
something from the printer. You suck. See Now I could go,

(33:17):
I could go and delete that, but I won't because
that's the way. We don't know about our podcast. You
know something? I was speaking of editing podcasts serial Killers.
They are just serial killers, but pretty much everything on
your top one hundred that's ahead of us. And they
spent three or four hours in the lab the lab,
just editing their podcasts. Why don't you just be real

(33:39):
and do a show, do a podcast? And I wasn't
do it. I wasn't calling our friends at the serial
Killers podcast out. I just saw a scary Scotty edit
us out. Something about the podcast world in general, What
are they hiding that they all have to be edited.
We don't do that. I don't know some of them
list editors, like when we went to the podcast, like
like to thank our producer and our editor, just going

(34:01):
and talking to microphones. We do, I mean absolutely needs
to come out, like like a lapse of time, which
occasionally says something promoting like an evil government. You can't
say that, but we don't add it. Very often. We
don't have any yet. Sometimes we've gone podcasts at a
time without the same. Sometimes you say horrible things about women,
We take that. Otherwise, we come on now, stop it,

(34:22):
stop bad. You actually been with me in Columbia, Well
you shouldn't, you know what. I apologize. When you asked
me that, I said, no, I don't ask you anymore
because you got a wife and kids. You're coming away
with the boy. I absolutely would have come if you
asked me. I went with the Hoboken boys. You know
they're a different breed. I got food and drink shames.

(34:45):
You know. I was just coming off my doctor fat
lost diet and the sorry. So friends of my sorry,
let's stay with my friends. What won't true friends do?
They would support each other? Dude, I'm two days done

(35:06):
from the detox that I was on forty four days.
That's one of my that's one of my favorite Drake songs.
Two days done from the dtime. Two days No, seriously though,
And and I'm with my boys, and these guys want
to experience the best of Metaine, like top notch restaurants,
and I don't blame them for it. I do too.
So we get to the restaurants, we get to the drinks,

(35:28):
and I'm like, look, guys, just so you know, I'm
still I'm going in easy. I'm still not doing carbs
and sugar. But the good news is I can eat
of what I wasn't able to eat earlier. So I'm back.
I'm eating oil, I'm eating fucking fats, I'm eating all
this stuff. I'm eating great food, like almost like a
Keto situation at this point, not a sponsor. So I'm

(35:49):
saying the Keto just in case you were gonna hit it.
I'm not going to mention a point, but the point
is good friends, great friends lift each other up, and
great friends support right. Thank you, So so Brobie, I'm
sitting there and then I have age drink. I'm gonna
I'm gonna have a glass of wine. Look at scare,

(36:10):
You're a pussy. We're dracking wine. We're all drinking Scotch,
you know with the big you know, the giant singular
ice cube in a rock class and they swell it
around with their pinky that my guys, I can't do that,
I said, give me, I said, I will have more
drinks than night goes on, but just not at your pace.
Fuck you, you're not a real man. Why don't you

(36:31):
give us your man card? And I'm like, guys, there's
no way to treat me. I'm like, I'm just coming
off toxic. Go easy on me. And then the food comes, right,
and now these guys know how to eat appetizer, main course,
second main course. Let's or they're the kind of guys
that do the the Let take some of this and
some of that and let's just whack it up, throw

(36:52):
it in the middle. Well they'll take they'll order extra entrees,
whack it up. They'll say, whack it up and throw
it in the middle. And we've done that, we have,
but they do it to uh the teeth, the grad
What do you think I learned that? So brodie. So
now dinner comes, I like I don't eat bread. I'm
not eating the carbs. What what is that? Get out
of here, scared? Come on, you mean you're not eating

(37:13):
at And I'm sitting there like, come on, guys. And
then they have dessert. These guys have the pre drink.
Then they do the three bottles of wine with dinner,
and then post drinks cordials after who who wears cordials?
And then a double espresso and then uh, let's take
five desserts and like whack them up. And I'm sitting
there like, oh my god, can come on, scary? Scary?
Do you want the flow? You can't have the flon?

(37:35):
Have the fl on. It's it's all this peer pressure,
man deer beer pressure, whatever that funk it is. But
by the way, this was Times twelve. I had twelve
meals with these guys in four days. It sounds like
twelve meals in one meal. They've forced me to a
game two pounds. I would like to take a step
back in time too, when the beginning of this conversation happened.

(37:57):
And I want to thank you for not inviting me
on this trip, because this sounds if you had to
design a David Brody anti fun trip. Hey, I woke
up in a cold sweat. I had the worst nightmare.
What happened, I don't know. I went to Columbia with
a bunch of Gavons who wanted too many drinks. He
yelled at me if for not drinking, made me chipping

(38:19):
for food. I didn't eat drinks. I didn't everything up evenly.
The brodie, don't whack it up. You don't whack it off.
You don't whack it on up and down. I'm not
walking it, don't out. I'm not going to Columbia whack
it not doing it. You're not whacking it out. No,
I would have been the guy they shoved in the
garbage pay healf for not chipping in. Who the fund
is this guy doesn't? It was separate checks. These guys are.

(38:42):
These guys are brutal. The first thing I would have
done in Columbia was like to say separate checks in Spanish.
They don't let you off the hook. These guys do
not let you. They have a fun group of guys
and they'll look out for you. And you know a
time of danger. I mean, is there that I know?
You didn't needn't bring sex on the way day? What Dave.
Dave was sex? Did you have sex? No? No? No, no,
no and drink. Dave and Anthony have girlfriends now Falcon

(39:04):
Falcon has got a friend, Yeah, David on the way,
Dave's got a girlfriend. Yeah. What if he's going over
her house like he's driving over he didn't stop somewhere? No,
so does she know he used to be Dave on
the way? Sex on the way Dave? Oh from our
previous podcast episode, go listen to an old episode. Yeah
he had. Okay, here's you guys listening to the order?
You know? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So anyway, his girlfriend

(39:26):
doesn't listen to his podcast, does she not? No, it
doesn't matter. This was all in the past years ago.
So um. Anyway, the point that the point I was
going to drive at was you would have loved this
trip because and this is a public service for everyone Columbia.
It is so cheap. Everything, the most picture, the top

(39:47):
meal you could possibly have, Like I'm talking about what
would cost in New York City for two people. I'm
talking about you go to a five star John George Restaurants,
something that would with all ate and drank and in
a top notch fine establishment, the best they have to offer.
New York would have been like, you know, for a couple.

(40:10):
It turned out to a guy at the most. The
most we ever saw regular breakfast. You should open with that.
We opened, no, dude, Our launches were like ten fifteen
dollars each. I'm like, I felt bad and exchange rate
is that bob awful? Good for us? But um, it

(40:30):
was a beautiful country. Um still probably yes it is.
And the cab drivers, I felt terrible for the cabbies.
You had a yellow cab, three guys in a cab
hanging out. We're like driving for like fifteen minutes, Like,
oh my god, how much is this gonna be? Turned
out to? What amounted to four dollars and fifty cents us?
All right, but then they can go buy a steak
dinner for two bucks, so it's five for them. Yeah,

(40:53):
but my god, like, there's no way they're making money
here that the on the cost of the gas and
the wear and tear in the car and looking at
each other, it's like some five cents each and we
serious right now, this is crazy. More importantly, you just
said me and my friends and I didn't stop. You
go ahead. But the thing is if you want, if
you want to go to a country where you can
probably afford. How long was the flight. The flight was
five and a half hours. And the hotel stage you

(41:16):
can stayed a nice hotel for cheap. So the food
and the drink were top notch. The cuisine was outrageous.
And that's such a New York expression. By the way,
you can stay there for cheap, you can, I'm saying,
but that's a very New York thing. Yeah, you can
really stay there. It's cheap, find find great flights to
and from and then when you get back, when you

(41:36):
go there, you're gonna you're gonna stay, play and eat
and drink for free, for for a low amount of money,
and and and draw and ride, I mean the cabs. Now,
listen if Scary gets an endorsement for Columbia Tourism Board. Funny,
you mentioned that our boy, uh boy Vinny is on
the case, so so you might be getting them as
a sponsor. No, they just they wrote back, who was

(41:59):
Scary Jones? So that's not going okay because I got
the jingle ready ready to outpe Nope, Nope. He reached
out to them after talking about on the radio. Say
they wanted to know. Well, they're in Columbia. They don't
know who we are Broken Boys podcast. They do because

(42:19):
we had a lot in comments. Right, listen, this is
not a podcast about Brooklyn. It's a two guys in
our take on life, two guys from Brooklyn with them
talking about Columbia, the world according to us. Okay, So
we've talked about travel, and we've talked about people who
come to like New York, a big city, they get lost,
they don't have directions whatever. And I've always said, at
least tw people like who seem like they're American, you

(42:42):
have a phone in your hand, don't ask for directions. Okay,
So I'm walking to our parking garage where we park
obviously the one we're near here, a few blocks away,
and I'm stopped on a corner ready to cross a
major avenue, waiting for the light to change. And this short,
little creepy looking man he says to me, Hey, should

(43:06):
you know where Stanton Street is? Now? He's got an
iPhone in his hand. I know it's an iPhone because
it was like an iPhone seven. It was small. It's like,
what couldn't have been an Android? Before you say it
was an Android. It was an iPhone, so I know
it's it's it's not like a flip phone or anything.
And he says, you know where Stanton Street is? Now,
I know New York, but stand Street is not a
major street. I don't know where Stanton Street is off

(43:28):
the top of my head. Okay, all right, Stanton Social
is that where that is the place? That's yeah, it's
it's in the Lower East Side, but not where we
are on the west side. Have been hattened, you know,
because of the meat ball shop. Shop. Take you to
the meat ball shop. That is some great meat balls.
What do they sell their meat balls? And by the way,
just meat balls, right, it's phenomenal. Eight types of meatballs,

(43:52):
like six types of bread and you just combo to
make any combo. It's now five or six locations. Have
you ever in New York City that mean ball shop?
It's oh god. We could do a podcast just on
the meat post. We should do a live broadcasting post.
We still working on a live broadcast. Don't get upset
with us. Okay. So the guys that you're standing street, now, look,
we are walking west at the moment, we're about to

(44:12):
cross the street west as you just pointed out, now
that you mention it, standing Street is east. Of course,
at least I would say twelve long blocks east of
where he and I are standing, not really walkable from
where we are. You again here, okay, oh yeah, it's
it's it's a nice walk. It's a half hour. So
I decided to take my own advice, because especially I
was taller than the guys, I felt like I could
say something. I said, to be honest, I don't know

(44:34):
where Standing Street is, but you got a smartphone in
your hand. Why don't you just search on Google Maps
for it? He says, I'm on Google. I'm searching for
Google Maps. It's not, let me say it, it's asking
me to sign up for Google What So, I said, guys,
not on the right hand. So I so, I said,
I don't know what you mean by sign up for good?

(44:55):
I said, all right. So I'm like thinking, maybe he
didn't download the app and he has to get into
the app. The very smartphone has a native something like
safar you could open some far. So then I say
to him, well, actually, actually Apple has his own now,
I said, I said, so you must have look right
at my paper. I wrote it down. I said, you
must have Apple Maps, and he starts yelling it's starts
asking for my password, and I said, well, I I don't,

(45:17):
I don't. I okay, uh, just we'll put your password in.
I don't know, I don't know my password. So the
light changes, and I thought to myself, if he wasn't
a crazy man, I might have helped him and taking
my phone out. But he starts walking across the street

(45:37):
with the second the light changed, looking at his phone,
yelling at his phone. Is he going in the wrong direction? Yeah,
he's walking west, not keep walking. At this time, at
this point, I didn't remember he was going in the
wrong direction right, because he was going towards you know,
some of the streets that have names. We were on
a numbered street. He was going towards the ones, the
smallest streets. I thought, maybe stands over there. I wasn't.

(45:57):
It was late, I got out of work late last.
You can be distorient was just thinking, so I wanted
to help the guy. And I was thinking, well, I
know you listened to Bogas and watch you take out
your phone. Well, I wanted to be The guy was
so belligerent to me when I when I didn't know
what stand street was, and there was no one else
to ask, and then he's yelling at his phone asking
me for a password. I was like, hey, like you know,

(46:18):
like when your parents get lost the frustrated right, he
was yelling frustrated by technology, looking at his phone, going
have a password. You just said okay, boomer and moved on. No,
this guy, I wouldn't say he was. It wasn't maybe
yeah boom bars sixties. But he he was like he
needed a shave. He just I don't know if he

(46:40):
was gonna like go crazy and he had a phone.
He did, you said the podcast. So so he it's
every Apple has an Apple Maps, it's native, every phone
has a native. But he said that, he goes, it's
asking for my password. My guess is he maybe needed
to update the app. And he was saying, you didn't
you have to log in to the iTunes s and

(47:02):
so he was flustered and he could so that now
what I've learned, and now that we've had this conversation,
he went in the opposite direction. Had been calm, I
would have taken my phone out, but I was a
Freddie gram from my phone or like get mad at me,
like you know when you reach the end of the
road and then as the defense just climb over and
just dive into the water head first. He wasn't far

(47:22):
from that, like one more block, he's going in the water.
So I tried to help the guy. So I want
to say those people I always go, you have a
phone in your hand, just use it. Maybe you can't,
maybe even though you have the phone, So maybe you
give people too much credit. That's what I'm saying. I
may all those other people I want an apology, But

(47:42):
I do know all those people who text the radio
station looking for answers on things, you're not gonna say, Hey, no,
I still say google and google it. Yeah, well a
lot of times I'll say it. It'd be easier if
you googled it, like today it bing bing it. Someone
today asked was like, hey, they asked for some think
that was very easily findable. I think we did a
story about Oh there was We did a Garrett played

(48:06):
a bit of sound. There was a woman from New
York and apparently somebody went up to her as a
bit on a subway and said, hey, sing something for me.
I'll film it, or something like, hey sing this song.
Whatever was they filmed her singing on the subway, like randomly.
He was having people sing and she was terrific. And
it went it went terrific. Yeah, and and and and

(48:27):
it got a lot of coverage. And then she was
on Ellen right, and I think Garrett said her name was,
let's say Darcy. I remember the name. So the woman
on the subway named Darcy got on Ellen. So a
woman said, oh, what was her name? Where do I
find that video? I thought she was DEROSSI yeah, oh no,
So I said, uh that uh tell in the show

(48:48):
You and your Lesbian Commentary. So I said, well, I
think you'd be I think if you google subway singer
Darcy Ellen, whatever her name was, you know you'll find it, right.
I just people don't try. They don't and that that's
that's been a growing problem. But this guy, he he tried.

(49:11):
They're just lazy. He tried. He just wanted his password. Frustrated. Frustrated, ye, frustrated,
they want his password. You know what, he could have
pulled a cab driver over because they have a map
in their head. Here's the best here's the best part.
We crossed the street. He's about ten feet ahead of
me because he's walking out impatiently, like he's gonna figure
out where Standing Street is all by himself. What's across

(49:31):
the street a police station. There's police officers right there.
They have a big map in there, probably know where
Standing Street is. So I say, hey, asked the officers
where Standing Street is. But he's got his face in
his phone, banging away at the keys, yelling at in
the wrong direction. Direction. So my advice to people has

(49:56):
always been, if you are in the city and you're lost,
hail a New York City taxi cab and just talk
to them through the window and say, hey, where is something.
It's not gonna work. It's just gonna work. It is
gonna work because they know where they're going at all times.
Some of them use ways, they'll use an app that's uber. No.
I've been in cabs with a where a guy looks

(50:17):
at a map. Yeah, they look at the nav on
the phone. It's unfortunate, but that was. But but speaking
of phones and that guy, you know what I did?
Was it Monday? Tuesday? Tuesday? I came to work without
my phone. I know that's bad. How did you manage? Okay?
I mean I would have went home, so we were
on vacation last week, right, and so what are you

(50:37):
doing vacation? You turn all your alarms off to turn
my alarm clock off. I turned my my Alexa alarm off,
and I have a phone alarm. So the phone alarm
when I jump out of bed in the morning, and
I started running in turn off all the alarm so
don't wake anybody up. I grabbed my phone because the
alarm is going off. And then I go in the
bathroom and I get dressed well because the alarm was
still off. Somehow Monday I got up. Somehow Monday I

(51:00):
got up and I was awakened up to grab the phone. Tuesday,
I was so tired. I must have not grabbed the phone.
And I do a Richard, you have the same thing
in the morning. We do the same thing. Shoes, I
hit the light, switched pe brush your teeth. I set
five alarms on my phone, right, alarm one just in
case the first four don't wake And when we wake
up half asleep, the toothpaste have to be in the
same spot, because you have to, like like a robot

(51:22):
creature of habits. So I I always and I always
do the pat I do the wallet, I do the keys,
I do the phone, and I go. I was out
of it. I'd lucky I had the wallet. I had
put the wallet in my jeans that I laid out
for the day before, said already in the pocket. I
put my money in my pocket from the other jeans
that Adam Sandler's song. Phone wallet keys anything but my
phone wallet keys, so for me, right for me, it's

(51:43):
a phone. Phone keys. So I so I have a ritual.
I get in the car, I put I plugged the
phone in. I usually turned the data on because at
home only the wifis on. I did dad in the car,
I didn't do that either. I'm driving from my house.
I'm ten minutes outside of my house, or maybe thirteen
minute or so. And I and I when you discover
I discovered in the phone? All right, question, why don't

(52:06):
you stop right there and turn around? You were only
ten minutes away from thirteen. I did the math, so
thirteen minutes away. So you don't think I do the
math on how many six minutes seven minutes to come back.
That's how much i'd lose. That's how much you'd lose
twenty minutes minutes. Well, if I'm already trending four minutes late.
I can't do that. Well, you can, uh, But the

(52:26):
question then becomes is it worth it to be a
half hour late so I can get through my day
and have my phone with me? Okay, Well, here's what
I didn't want to waste. I didn't want to waste
a day because once you use the oh I'm sorry,
I'm late, I forgot my phone, I had to go home,
you can't keep using that. Right. Maybe there's a day
I happen to me once, right, but maybe there's a
day that I'm really running late and I don't forget

(52:49):
my phone, but you want to use it as an right.
So on a day when I'm only wearing a couple
of minutes late, now I can blame the four minutes
on how I was gonna get you get out of
jail free cars to that right holding on to it.
You don't want to waste that. So I figured I'll
go in four minutes late and I'll distract by telling
the story behind on my phone. So I made a
list which I read on the air. Part of it. Uh.

(53:10):
Forty minutes into the show, I had gone to my
phone thirteen times where I had to do something and
I didn't have my phone, and I realized how unbelievably
important the phone is in our job. Even though we're
on the radio, I have to text Froggy, text Josh,
text Sam because looking up whatever, and it look up
like sometimes sometimes like for instance, so Elvis was talking

(53:33):
about fat Tuesday, I wrote down fat Tuesday, and then
always talking about white chocolate. So sometimes what you guys
don't know is Elvis will be talking about something and
I understand his facial expressions and his intonation in his
voice where he might say, yeah, you know, Marty grow
means fat Tuesday. No it doesn't, it does Marty? Oh yeah,

(53:53):
Marty as m a R like Martez, Yeah, that's what
fat Tuesday is. Marty graa Tuesday. I don't even know
it translated to mind blown. My mind is blown right
here on this podcast. You're serious that Marty looking at
it right now on your phone while I'm talking looking up,
I'm gonna look a up right now. Okay, so means
free or whatever? It was free free Marty's Marty ahead,

(54:17):
rah Um, Marty gram um. Definition definition is like, uh so,
while you're looking that up, Mary, what does it mean?
Translation and definitions fatus it's French for fatoos mona tests

(54:39):
in Spanish is Tuesday. Marty. I didn't know that. Look
at you and no clue that Marty Gram meant fat Tuesday.
I knew Fat Tuesday was Marty Grass a bar called
fat Tuesday. That it's a chain. I knew Fat Tuesday
was always on Marty during New Orleans means it's in Orleans.
That's new the we have to original Orleans somewhere else

(55:01):
where was the old or I'm assuming in France. This
is great French literally fat Tuesday alluding to the last
day of feasting before the fast of line. And there
you go. So okay, So again, why I need my phone.
Sometimes someone will talk about something and maybe doesn't know
exactly everything about it, So I'll google fat Tuesday on

(55:23):
my phone and then put the phone in front of
Elvis so if he needs any statistics or whatever they are.
So we're talking about white chocolate. I needed to agree,
So I had to lift my laptop up and turn
the laptop so you can see the ingredients. Because sometimes
you need to provide information. You can't just print it.
You can't have the printer machine make it. The print
and making noise in his studio, just hold it up.
So I did not have my phone. His whole list,
how did you feel? I was terrible, And then I

(55:44):
had to leave early because I had to get home
to the phone. Of course you did. And then it
was all like nine text alerts, messages unanswered. It's the worst.
You can't do without your phone. You have to keep
up with it. Okay, but I did screw up. Okay.
So there was a guy in sales who's said to
me over the week or Friday, you know, Monday, Hey,
after the show Tuesday, let's talk, Okay. He said, I'll

(56:08):
text you when I can talk. So I didn't have
my phone. I never got a text message. So I
get home. I don't know what time it was, one, two, three,
whatever was whatever time I got home. I right, I
got home pretty quickly, one o'clock maybe twelve thirty. I
go to my phone. I see that he texted. So
I'm like, if I text back now, I gotta deal

(56:28):
with that now. But I want to take a nap
because I'm exhausted. So I can't text him back. Because
you want to pretend like you still away from your phone, right,
and you could use that excuse all day, right, So right,
so I decided to send him an email sven o'clock
at night. I finally got back to my phone, right,
so I send him an email. I start writing an email, Hey,
I don't know my phone. I'll and I went, wait

(56:50):
a minute, how can I be emailing him? Not that
I couldn't have done it from my computer, but that
implies that I'm home. So I had to quickly. Thank god,
I caught myself. I said, hey, um using a friend's computer. No,
I No, I could not. I hadn't, said I. So
I had to figure out did I send the text

(57:12):
message or not saying I don't have my phone? Right,
I said, I done my phone, I'll call you when
I get home. So then the email, I said, yeah,
leaving work now, should be home in about an hour
and a half. So I caught myself. Had I sent
the email like oh, don't have my phone, that it
would have been weird because I just texted right. So uh,
So I didn't text him, sent the email, and I

(57:34):
realized Bob as I caught myself, I had to I
had to figure out to play through my head, like
what do I have to word? This that it covers
the fact that I'm home, but I still don't have
my phone, so I had to make it like I
was still at work. It's really what I was talking about,
but not having your phone, man, it's just you know what.
The once I got over the hump of it, Like
after the first two hours, I started feeling a little

(57:54):
more relaxed. Did you really feel like because I didn't
have to like, oh, I don't have to respond to
those you felt it was the nineties all over again,
Like this is how I remember feeling before it was different. Well,
you know what, I got out of the out of
the radio station, and normally I have to call the garage,
let them in. My car is ready, Like you know what, No,
I don't. I can't. I can't call them now. I

(58:15):
reached so much going. The thing is, there's so much
that we rely on our phones for now that you
you must have been every thirty seconds thinking about it like,
oh my god, I can't do this right now, or
I can't do that right now. Right And then I
was gonna call the guy who runs one of the
other departments. How are you gonna bit back to people
on Twitter? You can't do that the phone. So then
I looked the whole days worth attraction. I had told

(58:35):
someone else, I'll call you from my car ride home
tomorrow after work, one of the other department heads that
I deal with, And then I got in the car,
I'm like, I don't have to make any phone calls.
Isn't it liberating? It was in the car liberating. I
put music about wearing any underwear. It was like that,
I've never forgotten underwear coming to work, I know, but
the fact that you didn't have any on yeah, Emperor's

(58:57):
new clothes. It was. It was Ember's Neo close. I do.
I do want to bring up a couple of clips
that I got off the radio. Uh so, let's let's
do that coming up next. And now here's where I
get my name for us. We'll call it even. Hey,
this is Joe Gadda from a Practical Jokers, and you're
listening to two of my favorite idiots, the Brooklyn Boys
with Brody and Scary. I hate this. I got a

(59:18):
spam phone call just now. Well it said spam, but
then it's a Chase Bank next to it. Now, I
do bank with Chase so much. Should have answered that,
but it's a spam. No, uh, well, it could be
an eight hundred numbers so that they're wandering. Yeah, I
don't know what that number is. By the way, I
one discounted rooms at Marriott twice this week coming to Marriott. Oh,

(59:41):
I got my Walmart order showing up and I got
a twenty five dollar gift card from Walmart. Why because
it was a Scamboni sent to my email. You have
the jingle, of course, ridiculous from Walmart Customer Appreciation. Hey,

(01:00:03):
Scary Jones. That's, by the way, that's how I know
right away it's a scambo because they used Scary Jones
and I don't have an account as Scary Jones. Congrats
you've received a Walmart You received an Walmart reward grammar
Police and Scamboni in the same fucking email. So it
says click here. But then when you clicked the hyperlink

(01:00:24):
of the actual no, no, no, no. All I did
was I clicked to see what email this Walmart crustomer
appreciation was coming from, and it was support at info
email now dot com. You're a fucking Scamboni. I didn't
click on you, your bitch, And then they got me.
They tried to get me again, they said, hey, your

(01:00:46):
order that purchase order number, it's about to be delivered
and with a link, and I'm like, wait a second,
I haven't ordered anything from Walmart. They wanted me to
track my order of whatever the funk it was. They
were hoping that I forgot that I ordered to them
from Walmart. So I've gotten that ship from Target and
from other time, got it from Amazon. Said you know why,

(01:01:06):
because it's a pretty good I got no order comment. Yeah,
I know. So if you click on scam bony, no
I get alerts on my phone. I don't need. I
don't need emails telling me I don't have email alerts
from Amazon. You know? Another scam bony an Instagram. Hold on,
don't fall for this one. So if you go on

(01:01:27):
Instagram sometimes on your d MS, you'll get these randos,
these requested messages, or it might be something uh coming
from somebody you actually know. On Instagram. You it's a
phishing thing. Some the account got hacked, but yet they
it looks like it's coming from their handle and it
says from a d M, Hey look what I made

(01:01:48):
for you. It took me two hours. And then there's
a link and I'm like wait a second. If I
click on that, it's gonna bring me to a fucking site.
I didn't click on it, but I google the scam.
It's a fishing scam. And what happens is if you
were to click on someone's d M that is familiar,
like if I got one from Brody and it says,
look what I had, Look what I made for you

(01:02:10):
never sent two hours I know. Once you click the link,
it takes you to what looks like Instagram's log in page,
like you've been logged out, and then you type your
name and password and it goes to the hacker and
then your account gets taken over. Scamboning you have another
one a couple of so I had another scambo I

(01:02:34):
just forgot, but I wrote down three and before at
one a couple of things. I got a d M
that said, uh eighteen plus and it said uh, don't
open at work or something. But it wasn't from anybody
I knew. It was like a zero post person and
it was a click here. It looks like it's a video,
but it's actually a link that takes you to a
bad website widing click. And I'm not that stupid, but

(01:02:55):
I don't know what to do with this. A listener
sent me, ay, I don't know if it's a photo
of video, I don't know. It's a legit listener of
the alpst In Morning show. And I've interacted with them before,
you know, if I had, you know, listen, answered tweets
or whatever. And she has a uh she if she said, hey, um,

(01:03:21):
this is for you, but if you're married, you might
be offended by it. Okay, Well I clicked on it.
It said so and so has a private account. So
I wrote back and I said, I can't open this.
You have a private account. So they sent me a
link to her to her to their account. I go,
it's still private. I can't access your account. So I feel,

(01:03:45):
as a married guy, should I not even be clicking it?
Because but what I don't well, not temptation, I'm not.
I don't get tempted. My point was, I'm curious what
would offend me if I was married. Well, that's the lure,
that's that, that's the bait right there there, there's a
hook in the water and the bait. When you think
a guy this this uh desirable, a single well you

(01:04:09):
would pick at random. That's why it's a scambo. No,
it's a listener. It's not really. Yeah yeah, although although
it could be a fishing scam like I just mentioned,
it couldn't someone she might have gotten hacked. And I'm
telling you, yeah, you're right, You're right. She might have
gotten because saying another woman can't find me attractive, it
must be Sam. That's like applauding for a pilot. Right.

(01:04:33):
We did get hacked though. My daughter called me up,
my oldest daughter. She calls me at the house and
she says, I'm trying to get into Netflix and my
account got changed to a rooster the name is d
I k and uh and then watching movies in in
Spanish and they changed the language to Arabic. Oh my god. Okay,
so let me tell you about Netflix. It's one of

(01:04:53):
those apps that you can't do what you want to
do in the app. You have to go to the website.
I hate that, but you don't know that. So I'm
like I. So she says to me, did you do
that right? Because two years ago she changed my account
to a child's account so that I couldn't watch anything
with adult themes like I'm gonna watch cartoons. And then

(01:05:14):
sometimes my my kids will change each other's you know,
uh icons or names. But we agreed about a year
ago we'll not do it anymore. Let anybody be happy.
Did it once? Because they change your account to a
kid account, you have to delete it. You can't just
change it, so you feel like you lose your lists
and your watchings and all that. So we all agree

(01:05:35):
we never do that. She's like, you did it? Is it? No?
I did not. That's not my sense of humor. I
was gonna change it to a right, Okay, So I'm
in the I'm in the app for like ten minutes
trying to figure out how to change Why can't you
just have like you can this captions? Right. You're trying
the captions on and off, but you can't turn them
off permanently, right, And you can't change the language. So

(01:05:56):
this is ridiculous. So I google the problem and says
you have go through the website. I go through the website.
My password doesn't work anymore. But because we were logged
in already, we didn't have to log out, so the
passwords not working. So I'm like, holy sh it, someone
got into account and change the password. Wow. So I
call Netflix and they so she said. The woman says
to me, h uh, well give me your email address. Okay.

(01:06:20):
I said, well, the email address on the account is
my wife's and she's sleeping, which was true. Changed the
email address. No, no, they didn't, Thank god, they would
not small enough to do that. So I said, well,
do me a favor, make it my email address so
I can get the link to reset the password. She says, okay, okay,

(01:06:40):
the security there right. She was like, she was like
Pete Davidson on SNL. Okay, she wasn't gonna she wasn't
gonna like test your knowledge of your account to make
sure that you're not the scamber I gave me. I
gave her the address. But that could have been found
out that you could find if you had to. That's week.
That's a week wall. So I go back and I
change it. I go back and change it. I changed
the language, but the language didn't change on anything they

(01:07:04):
had already watched, So all the previews and all all
any think on the main screen right was still Arabic.
So I had it took. It was like ten step process.
Thank you hackers for listening to this segment. You roll
it back anytime you want to break into us. So
then my wife the next day, I say, hey, we
got hacked last night. She goes, oh, it wasn't last night,
It must have been like a week ago. Why why

(01:07:26):
did she wait that long? So I said, what do
you mean? Just well, I got an email that said, uh,
you have a new account sign in from Michigan, and
another one from Morocco, another one from al Jeers. And
I said, well, didn't an occur to you to like
maybe we got hacked? And she says, no, I figured
out phishing emails. She thought they were the kind of

(01:07:47):
emails you got that they were like, you know, click here,
you've been hacked. But we actually got hacked. So someone
in Michigan sent the passwords to their buddies. Now, look,
Michigan has a large Arabic UH population. Maybe they had
relatives in and it was um, Morocco or Monico, one
of those. I don't remember which one. I think it

(01:08:08):
was Morocco UH and Algiers and uh. And so people
in three countries were watching my Netflix account. And somebody
must have been Spanish also, because yeah, some of the
movies were Spanish only movies. Then they changed those Arabic subtitles,
and so you can't get out of Arabic because you
can't figure out like which is yeah and that which

(01:08:29):
is the button, which is the home right, which is
the button. It's not like Spanish where like, oh, that
looks like you know, the COSA button. I get it.
This was like I know the buttons are pictures, but
the words are not close. You can't like go oh,
I get it right, like Marty Gross Fat Tuesday, you
could probably figure that out. So it took me a
multiple hours to get out of that. Um But Dick

(01:08:53):
Dick the rooster or something was you know what, They
would have gotten away with it too. If that one
person of all the people sharing our account, if that
one person didn't change the profile picture to a rooster,
we never would have known. Except in my in my
watch the list was movies I didn't watch. I gotta
go check my watch list now to see if I've

(01:09:14):
been hacked. Yeah. So so a smart hacker will just
play it cool. You watch the movies, yeah, watch Stranger Things,
the history, Yeah, do something like that. By the way,
you can't, to my knowledge, you can't, at least in
the app. You can't, like I can't delete the things
that this guy I'm assuming it's a guy. Uh, this
person watched like in my recently watched list, I'm like,

(01:09:37):
I didn't watch that. Oh and then it throws off
your whole profile of films for them, right, So he
was right? And what is that? Right? So this guy
watched the Tom and Jerry cartoon and now in the
in the what you might like this cartoons coming up,
like Hannah Barbara. Now I like Hanna Barbara, but I
don't want those in my you might like list. So

(01:09:57):
I started watching all the cool stuff again. He fucked
you up? Fund this up? Yeah? Um, hold on, hold on,
scambo Netflix, I said, uh, I've been porn. Yeah, I'm
gonna get the let me get the email thing ready
the stage for you? And I wanted to play a
couple of clips. Oh yeah, then we have some clips
or some clips. Yes, let me get the email stage.
You're ready for you with that? And I have have

(01:10:19):
a grammar police. Oh my goodness, so exciting. I do
want to get rid of the scam. We don't want Scamboni,
I think so alright, if I was running the board,
I would have had that. Sounds like it's welcome. You've
got mail. You can always email us at the The
Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. This one came

(01:10:42):
in from the Cole Morelli and she's addressing me, but
I think she's talking about you, Brodie. Damn it. Thank
you so much for reading my email on the last
episode of the podcast. But I have to say I
was super bummed to hear you say my full name
and then say that I was part of the problem
for using the term a t M machine in the
subject of my email. For the record to called that

(01:11:03):
was David Brodie, not me. I did not it was
not me. I'm sorry for not being more clear. I
was emailing to say that I thought of my favorite
podcast when the Redundant Phrases category came up on Jeopardy,
and just want to let you guys know that I
thought of you when the term a t M machine
was on the Jeopardy clues. If I was really part
of the problem, I wouldn't have understood the coincidence and

(01:11:26):
would not have emailed you about it. But I guess
I shouldn't have assumed it was obvious to both parties.
I hope you can understand it was a bummer to
hear the host of the podcasts you love call out
your full name and say you were part of the problem.
But thank you, Nicole, it was you. You read the emails.
I read the email, and then you are the one
who called around as part of the problem. It was David.

(01:11:50):
I'm sorry, Nicole. I owe you an apology. Sometimes I'm tired,
sometimes I miss I apologize. But hold on, can I
play this real quick? I mean, over this down. Speaking
of which, this was Joy read. She's a news host
and she's talking about the candidates having money. We do
need true campaign finance before well we're gonna do is
continue to roll with the people. Yeah, we have enough,

(01:12:12):
We will have enough money. Do you guys have the
ATM machine? No national television. This one came up from
Mark Demmer's on our Brooklyn Boys Facebook fan page. He
emailed it there. You can go to the Brooklyn Boys
on Facebook on Slice for Life. Here, I wanted to say,

(01:12:35):
you guys are the best. You make my day at
work every day. Currently going back through all the episodes
including Wow Scaries, old podcast, the Off Air Show which
is on this channel. By the way, before the episode
zero wish we had more time with you guys, meaning
like hoping that there was more of those Brody, You're
the ship scar you hope, Brody Steak dinner, Love you guys,

(01:12:59):
Mark Demers Q Market that's for you, and UM, don't
say my name here, but Darius Suit I'm not gonna say. Nope.
Very late to the podcast, but I wanted to start
over and listen from the top. So I'm still in
the twenties, but I'm a lot like Brody. I believe
in free dessert, especially when traveling things go wrong, because
travel is ridiculously priced these days. Made over two thousand

(01:13:22):
dollars in travel certificates from my family over the last
two years. From a major US airline. Let's say they
have a globe in their logo. I have to anyway, UM,
I will send a complaint if anything on my journey
doesn't go as it should anything. I never asked for
anything in return. I simply say I'm giving you feedback
and believe my experience was not up to standard, and

(01:13:43):
invariably I will be center certificate. They say that we're
sorry for the service and we appreciate your loyalty. This
guy has gotten seven hundred dollars A hundred dollars seventy
five dollars once for the baggage not showing up. Uh,
flying in a premium I've been in um and and
the amenity kid was missing. Complained about that grandparents had

(01:14:05):
requested wheelchairs and there was no there was there was
a mess, there was no wheelchairs. So and got seven
hundred dollars on that one. How about that grandparents? They
said there were no wheelchairs for the grandparents even though
they were seven hundred bucks ching and seventy five dollars
because there was a light flashing above me the entire flight.
It was really bright and they couldn't turn it off

(01:14:30):
for that nice. I think I just made Brodie proud.
The baggage didn't show up and damage and then there
was damages with the damage was the bag Wasn't there
a hundred bucks? This is fucking great because their their
menity kid was missing. This is from they don't want
to say their name, but it's Uh. I'll just show,

(01:14:52):
I'll show see if I can put that in the book. Uh.
Paul Hickey wrote to us about Danielle La La Loo
yelling Danielle the Lilo hey Fella his Tales of a
Cocktails podcast. They're doing a live podcasting. No, I'm a
little a little jealous. Hey, fellas, really listen to episode
seventy five to eighty five so far this week since
you're on vacation. Episodes eighty two and eighty four with

(01:15:13):
Danielle DeLillo are so great and I really hope you
can invite her back for cameos sometime soon. She's fucking
hilarious and fits in so well. I don't fuck in
a car, she says. If you don't know what we're
talking about, go listen to those episodes. She Doesn't Fuck
in a car. Brooken Boys podcast is the best podcast
of all time, no comparison. Thank you, Paul Hickey. All right,

(01:15:34):
so David Ramira has sent me this DM One thing
I learned from you even is not even just got
me some free dessert from Amazon. Wait for the ending
of this. One Amazon driver missed delivered packages to the
wrong house. I called up Amazon was told by the
customer service lady to check around the neighboring houses for
my packages. Come again, that ain't my job. I got

(01:15:56):
my I got my money back at a twenty on
a gift card. Hashtag free dessert, Thanks Brody, so that
they were like, hey, can you can you can you
go look around the other houses for your own packages. Um,
Stephanie Quinton got free dessert. You want to hear about
that one? Yeah, and then I want to talk to
about two signs I saw and a guy who got
belligerent with me got free dessert from Bear Burger in Morristown.

(01:16:16):
Restaurant just opened up. My friend and I were interested
in trying it. We ordered meals for pick up. Yes,
I brought in a big enough purse to sneak to
full meals into because they were going to the movies.
After we got we forgot to check our order. Oh boy,
that's the problem. So when we arrived to the theater
where we opened up our Bear Burger, our nachos were
not in the bag, but Brussels sprouts were. The Brussels

(01:16:39):
sprouts were great, but when you want nachos, you want nachos.
So I called the restaurant once I saw the incorrect order.
Without even asking the restaurant, they were going to deliver
my nachos to me and have me keep the Brussels sprouts. Unfortunately,
since the movie was about to start, it wouldn't work
for us. They ended up refunding us for the nachos
and gave me fifteen dollar gift card to a future

(01:17:02):
Bear Burger visit. Amazing customer service from bear Burger in
Moorestown because they did the right thing and gave us
free dessert. Will definitely go back because of it. I
love you all. Start listening in episode ninety I heard
episode Brodie say you to start from the beginning of
that episode nineteen and now making my way down the list,
don't you mean up? Thank you, Stephanie Quintin nice send

(01:17:24):
those the two free dessert ones to me. Yep. Uh.
There's an Asian market UH near where Uh I shop,
and there was a sign in the door. I'll show
you the sign. Scary it said. See what it says.
They're just caution do close, keep children away. Don't all

(01:17:45):
doors close, caution door will close, keep children away. Here's
your other sign. Now, this one frightens me, you know
sometimes Uh this is again. It's the people there all
speak different forms of a languages. They serve a lot
of different cultures, and they have a Chinese area. I

(01:18:05):
think they have Korean food, and they have a new
area that they opened up. So I understand the sign
is not perfect. I'm not giving him grammar police on this,
although I'm gonna call I'm gonna call police, come grating
that the sign says the sign says, new authentic Vietnamese food.

(01:18:28):
Please try me, Please try me? Have they cut up
Vietnamese man come into the food? I love it? And
did he write that sign as his last dime thing
new authentic Vietnamese food? Please try me? Um, I do

(01:18:48):
want to talk about the Levice store. I'm gonna save
the guy who got belligerent with me about the coronavirus.
I want to give props and to give you a
little little customer service, uh tip. That will all be
in my book. All right. We do have another a
couple of free desserts. What you want to do? Those?
Those are not really um? Well well, Mike Wester from
again another Facebook page submission said that Wayfair sent me

(01:19:11):
an oven that wasn't working properly. I bitched at them
and got a hundred thirty eight dollars credit. They sent
a tech out to look at it. How to take
a day off of work. He came. He said he
needed for oh the parts. He said that he he
needed other parts for it to happen right. The parts came,
They scheduled the appointment with a window of eight to five.
They called a four forty eight, said they weren't going
to make it. Reschedule another appointment. Wow, they came and

(01:19:33):
fixed it. Took three days off for this, this this bullshit,
And after going back and forth for a week, they
gave me another hundred fifty dollars. Listen to him, their
their their messages, back and forth. Something has to be
done for us missing three full days of work. Wayfair Rights.
We are happy to issue a seventy five dollar credit
to make up for the negative experience. Please let us

(01:19:55):
know if this works for you. The person wrote back,
I feel like a hundred fifty dollars at least half
of one day's pay I lost. Is the least you
can do. I lost nine hundred dollars in lost income
and Wayfair Rights back, We've applied on credit, keeping eye
out for confirmation email. Thank you. So they got double.
They offered them the seventy five as the dangling carrot,

(01:20:16):
and then the person was like, nah, fuck you, I
want a hundred fifty I lost nine dollars in payment.
How great is that? That's fantastic. I want to play
the two clips and tell the story. Which order do
you want me to do? Play the clips? Okay? So, uh,
we have a clip from a guy. Now you know,
like where you're from, you use certain lingo, like we

(01:20:37):
have a lot of lingo on this show. Yes we do.
And uh, if you know, let's say you're from Arkansas.
You know, when you're talking about going to the mall,
or you're talking about dinner or certain types of food.
You know, if some of them from Arkansas they say
it a certain way. You're from California, you say it
a certain way here in New York, like we said
we all were. We say what's the sticks? We don't
say mozzeralla sticks. So this guy, I'm not scary. You

(01:20:59):
have not heard the clip. I'm gonna play it for you.
Am I gonna get angry? Well, you're gonna you know
what you're gonna get. You're gonna get. Uh, you're gonna get.
This guy is not from not who he says he is. Now.
So James Cordon watching the Late Late Show and he's
going through the crowd having people answer trivia questions. You
just break the bottle going towards the door, tried to
throw an empty water We have a recycling pail. He

(01:21:21):
just tried to throw it into the non recycling pail.
You dog to this guy, James James Corton asked him
where he's from. Okay, okay, here we go. What's your
name from? Justin, I'm from New York, New York. Stop
right there. Anyone who's from New York does not say
that from New York, New York. That's right. That guy
is not from New York, not from New York, not
from York because because New York, New York, by the way,

(01:21:43):
technically is Manhattan the borow of manhatt Manhattan, New Yorkity.
So if he was from New York, he would have
said Manhattan, New York City, right, or New York from
New York right. New York, New York is the mailing address.
You know what, You don't have to write Manhattan, they decided,
because Manhattan is the most popular burrow of the five
arrows of New York, Brooklyn being one of them, he
might have moved to New York. Right. He's not from

(01:22:03):
New York, New York. So one of two things happened.
Either they told him to say that right, like he said,
I'm from Manhattan, New York, Like, you know, just for
the sake of the national audience. No, you're not from
New York, New York. You're from New York City, New
York City, or from Manhattan, but nobody would say that.
So this justin, I'm from New York, New York. He

(01:22:24):
also sounds prepared. I think a producer told him to
say it. I don't I don't no, because he went
through the whole audience. So it's the game. It's the
game where like you start from the first seat, you
asked them a dumb question, and the next person goes
in the dumb question, and if anyone gets it wrong,
he goes to the aisle behind you, right, and he
keeps going up until he gets to the end of
the row. And if whoever at the end of the

(01:22:45):
row gets it right, the whole audience wins. The whole
row wins a hundred dollars. So he didn't prep everybody
in the whole audience, Like what's your name? Where you from?
Justin from New York, New York. You have not from
New York, New York. He may be a stop to here.
Your cab broke down, But nobody thinks that way here.
So wherever from think about it. If you like in
Pittsburgh and you're like, oh, y'all, y'all, I'm from Pittsburgh. No,

(01:23:06):
in Pittsburgh they say UN's like they would beat you
up for lying and say, right, you're not from there.
You know, York gonna be so man. Okay, so you
know our friends and Peter Millar not a sponsor. Still,
I want to just say, not a sponsor. Do you
think that when we're gonna get them sometime in I'm
trying real hard, but I wrote. I wrote this town
because I couldn't believe what I heard. Now, you know,

(01:23:27):
you talk about we're talked about a car commercial. A
bunch episodes ago used to have this guy Ricardo Monto
Bad talk about this car and Chrysler New York with
rich Corinthian leather. That wasn't a thing. There was no
such thing as Corinthian leather. But it sounded nice, right.
They made it sound fancy, like, oh, the car as
Corinthian leather. If you don't know, you're like, that's like
when I go by bed sheets and it's say it's

(01:23:48):
peema cotton, Yes, cotton oh my god, Egyptian cotton? Right?
What then? Is now everything supposed to be excited? It
sounds great, right, every every commercial I only bought Egyptian?
Can we make Bomba's socks only using the finest Pima cotton?
Pima Pima apparently is the ship. Now it's the cotton.
I'm fine with that, Peter Malar. You want to you
want to slip in the Pma cotton. But this commercial

(01:24:10):
got out of hand. Listen to what they're trying to
sell me? And and does the average person know it's good?
Do we know? Here? It is whether they're purvying the
finest Pima cotton in the coastal valleys of Peru or
selecting the highest quality kashmere fleece from white hercus goats
of inner mongolia. White hercus goat from inner Mongolia the
highest quality kashmir hold on whether they're purveying the finest

(01:24:33):
Pima cotton in the coastal valleys of Peru or selecting
the highest quality kashmere fleece from white Hercus goats of
inner mongolia. Okay, now are the black hercus goats not
as nice? That was a that was a Peter Mallar
commercial are. Yeah, just so you know they're pervying the
finest Pima cotton in the coastal valleys of Peru or
selecting the highest quality kashmere fleece from white hercus goats

(01:24:56):
of inner Mongolia. Peter Millar is dedicated to curating the
most precious and noble fibers when creating their innovative Yes,
the most precious and nobles a fiber noble? Well, it's
from loyalty. I don't know, Yes, noble gentleman, I am
going to share you now, Mr. Your highness, the white

(01:25:19):
hercus goats. What's a noble fiber? Fuck you? Peter Miler. Yeah,
wait a minute. You imagine walking on the street and
something You're like, oh, what's that made of? Well, this
is a white hercus go Kashmir, but it's from outer Mongolia. Way, Oh, no,
ainta mongolia. I don't want to wear. You're starting to
worry me, Brodie, because all you do is here Peter
Millar commercials. You listening to the Peter Millar radio station.

(01:25:39):
What's going on? I've never heard this before. Okay, I've
never heard of station play. It was a TV TV.
It's no it's it's the it's I listened to news
in the car. So the name was Peter millar As
the sponsor is one of the So they do advertising,
they do, but not here on the Brooklyn Boys. Okay,
So I do want to say, you're never going to
get them, all right, So uh, I'm want to grammar

(01:26:01):
police this commercial and then give you. I don't have
the update, but here a police a police. Okay. So
this cruise company sounds like a good cruise company. It
sounds like a beautiful ship. And I know you're gonna
say it's nitpicky, but they made the same grammatical error
twice in the same commercial. So I'm gonna listen to it.

(01:26:21):
In the World is transforming luxury river Cruising one award
winning ship at a time. Each of our ships are unique. Okay,
each of our ships are unique. It should be each
of our ships is unique. Um okay, now that's that
sounds weird to me, though each of actually is. Each
is one seat to me, hold on a second, each
she said, each of our ships are unique. That's right.

(01:26:43):
Listen in the World is transforming luxury river cruising, one
award winning ship at a time. Each of our ships
are unique with every detail. She made the mistake of
using ship. She should now she should have said all
of our ships are or each of our ships is,
So each is doesn't sound right, but you're right. Well,
if if I said each each of these guys is

(01:27:05):
an asshole, then it sounds right. It's no. No, I
see it sounds wrong, but it's correct, gradically correct to subject.
So she's fucked right now here cut now listen to
a second. One she does in the world is transforming
luxury river cruising, one award winning ship at a time.
Each of our ships are unique, with every detail, exquisitely designed.
Our passionate staff provide unmatched service. Our passionate staff provide.

(01:27:29):
Staff is singular, but riots provide. So they got him
both wrong. So I tweeted at them, and I and
I emailed through the website and I said, hey, just
want to let you know. No, look, it's a bit anal,
but I wanted to see what the response was to
read it on the podcast, So I said, as well,
you know, I heard you commercial. Here's a clip. You've
gotten too conjugations wrong. You went singular when you should

(01:27:49):
have gone plural. You implural, and you should have gone singular.
They wrote me back. He said, thank you very much,
we'll we'll fold it onto the appropriate people. You don't
think that they would re record the commercial. They did
know they didn't. They have a new commercially fixed because
of you. Now, now, listen, so I told you I
bought a car from my daughter, which I've been driving
to save mileage on my charger. My charger, my Dodge.

(01:28:12):
I can back up the radio so I can record
it when I'm driving the Ford. It's an older car,
I can't, so I have to get it in my charger.
I can back it up and play the new commercial.
Commercial fixed it. Good for you. That's a personal victory. Brabo. Yes,
they don't run that commercial anymore. With the double gram errors.
They didn't, so good for them. They didn't blow me off.

(01:28:34):
They actually told somebody and we're like, dude, yes, that
guy's right, and they fixed it. Good. How about how
about now less customer service story? And then we're getting
out of here. How about how about my mom asked
me for to pull a David Brody. She said, listen, David,
I you know my mother moved in twenty six, moved
to Jersey. It's a lot of stuff, gotten boxes and

(01:28:57):
different things. And then something happened in her life where
she she lost a lot of weight. Right, she had
gone on the diet. So she had bought these genes
that were a certain size and in the move forgot
about them. Lost some weight since then, and now it
was whatever it was was, no, you're bestard, No whatever

(01:29:19):
the case, it's been, it's it's been. It's been two years.
It's been two years. Okay. So she misplaced them and
put them in a closet and then then she ses, David,
I found these there fromen but I spent a hundred
and forty on these, uh two pairs of jeans. They
were expensive. Uh can you think maybe you can call
them and try to get the credit or money back whatever.
I said, yeah, I'll take care of it. So I

(01:29:42):
called Levi's and I explained the situation. My mom's old
she forgot them. She she had moved, and there was
a lot of boxes and the whole thing. Okay. They said, well,
we'd love to help you, but uh, you know, give
me the Skew number and uh, we'll put them in
the computer. See what they're worth. I go, well, look,
if they're from a long time. I they get me
worth five dollars, and I really would like to at

(01:30:02):
least get my mamma credit. Let's see what we can do.
I'll hook you up. I gave it a whole song
and dance. She says, they're not coming up in the computer.
She said, they're so old. We don't have him in
the system anymore. So I said, well, my mom's gonna
be on a hundred forty bucks I feel, you know,
and she's old and she's on a fixed income. And
I give them the whole thing. Well, you know what
you can do, uh go try one of the stores

(01:30:24):
and then maybe the in person they can do something
for you. So I said, well, what's your name? So
I'm gonna I'm just make up a name. We'll say Stella.
She says, my name is Stella. Said go Stella from
the corporate office of Levi's. I appreciate your help. I'm
gonna call the store and tell him Stella from the
corporate office is good to go. Couldn't you help me out?
I called the first store in New York and and
she says, give me a skew, it's not in the system. Well,

(01:30:47):
can't you ring up a different pair of jeans, and
she's not, we'll throw inventory off. I go, I know,
but Stella was gonna do it. She just doesn't have
the same system you have in the stores. Can't you
do a price override? Well I could, but it's not
in the system. If it was in the system, I
could put the price rules, rules rules. So I called
store number two in New York. Oh, we'd love to

(01:31:07):
help you. Yeah, we can't. We scanned it. There's no price.
So I called store number three, Store number three located
over by Chelsea Market, which I mentioned earlier on M
fourteen Street or whatever. I think it's a teen street.
And uh. I get a woman on the phone. Her
name is Mia. What a beautiful, fun, friendly woman. And
I said, I speak to the manager. Yeah, that's the manager.

(01:31:29):
Couldn't been nicer friendly on the phone. I tell her
the story and I said, look, my mom, I said, look,
there's a really good explanation she has. I don't need
the explanation, just just just come in. I said, what
do you mean. Well, whatever the explanation is, I'm sure
it's important to you. I'll take care of it. Yeah,
but Stella couldn't ring an it's just I'm the manager here.

(01:31:50):
You come and ask for me. I said, it's what's
your name? I said, my name is David. Says I
will find a way. We will make this happen and
fix it for you. We want to take care of you,
like you gotta be kidding me. So last week I
go in with the My mom had the original bag
that it was mailed in like it's untouched, tags, brand
new everything. So I bring it in. I walked in.

(01:32:12):
I said, there's two beautiful women when you walk in,
right by the front table and I said, excuse me,
I'm looking for Mia. And she says, now, this is
three or four days later, she says, are you David?
She remembered you. I said, yes, I am. She says, hi,
am miya. It is so great to meet you. She's
a fan of the show. Nope, nope, nope. That's what

(01:32:33):
made it even better that I would about to say
that is what made it better, didn't it? So I said,
I said, I know you're just you might come in
on Friday. I love this and I can't I should.
I got in like an hour ago, so I knew
i'd be You said you'd come in between one and
the fact that she is treating anyone in everyone this way.
That's right now, you know me? You know what that
that provides hope for me. For said, look if you can't,

(01:32:55):
If you can't, I understand, it's not gonna ring up.
She just you leave it to me. Good, he says,
you tell your mom took care of it. So we
go to the register. She scans it. She goes, oh,
I recognized this style. It's from I said, yep, here's
the invoice. I give it. My mom kept everything. He's
the invoice, the packing slip, all of it. She's while
you're my my mom feels terrible. She I said, she
was your mom last weight. You tell it good for her?

(01:33:17):
I said, all right, okay, So she goes click click
click click click click. She hands me a gift card.
She goes, here, you go full value. Tell your mom
buy whatever she wants. You can use it online if
she love that. How great is Mia from the Levis store. Uh?
And I have to go on the website now. I
told I would give her a great review and write

(01:33:38):
her up. But I'm gonna put up a Levi's picture
and tag her in it. Some of the best some
of the best customer service. Now, I don't want Levi's
turn around going. You gave a full refund on some
old jeans now because Stella said it was okay, But
I had I really I don't want to get into
details of my mother's personal life. But I had a
really good reason, and I said, look, I have a
really shoes. I don't need to know it. I know

(01:34:03):
if you're calling me after all this time for your mom,
you already have a good reason. That's all I need
to know. That is great. More people need to behave
like that. I got free dessert. I wasn't asking for it.
So my point, I have a couple of points. Reward
people who were great. She was great. That's number one.
Number two, don't get frustrated if one location can't help you.

(01:34:24):
I was gonna say the same thing, because those other
managers were nice, but they weren't me. They couldn't. They
didn't keep going. So if you're dealing with a company,
a large company, especially several locations, every gap until somebody
helps you walk out from one story, I was going
to say the same thing. Actually, if it's reasonable. So
this was above and beyond. It was a six month
return or whatever it was, and it was a year,

(01:34:45):
and it was a twelve months on whatever it was
thirteen fifteen months. But uh yeah, she was like, I'm
helping you, So that's great. So what size is your mom?
The kind of question is that I don't just want
to see your bikini? No, I just it's wrong with you.
You don't. You didn't left that part of the story

(01:35:07):
that maybe want to buy her a present or something
on the podcast I'm gonna tell you pant sizes. I
don't know how. I just don't. Maybe you're thrown in there.
It's a descripting. Is a descriptor? I don't know. It's
a descripting. It's a descriptor. Is the wrong with you?
Want to know how much she's lost? Like that? She's
you know, she's lost you as a friend? Doesn't she

(01:35:27):
loves if? You know? She's going down a few sizes.
I know, I'm very proud that I went from a
thirty eight to a thirty two and right now with
thirty four. But that's okay. So I just thought that
maybe that that contributed the story. What woman do you
know would want me to tell you what size she was?
Or is my girlfriend's a four. Your girlfriend is is

(01:35:48):
thirty something and uh and she's sucking hot. I don't
know how you got her, how you keep her? You
know how much does she weigh? Oh, she wouldn't want
me to tell you that. You know, no by bros
On in one place and you have to be fund
to be that stupid Brooklyn Dah Boys, Brooklyn Brooklin naw Boys,

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