#164: You Saw My Junk?!?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Guess we've just got sad today. There Brooklyn Buz that
had been away. They both have so much to see.
You know their names. You remember Past again episode one

(00:29):
of the Brooklyn Boys podcast in stereo, but not on
stereo like last week. We are back in the basement
and in Scary's apartment because we were on vacation last week,
and this is our coming back for vacation music. But
you might not think we were on vacation because we
surprise you with a bonus Brooklyn Boys episode last week

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with number one sixty three, which was fully you are.
If you were a new listener last week, you have
joined us in order, but we would we we would
suggest after today you go back to zero and start
from the beginning, only because it makes more sense. Yeah,
I'm gonna read some posts later where people were telling
me they're awful listening habits. It's okay to vomit listen.

(01:12):
I don't mind you listening to the current episode. Hold on,
wait as long as you you You have to balance
that by having you know one and one, you know,
like when you go back to number three and then
when it doesn't work, because if we say something in
episode one and you don't know what we're talking about, Like,
I don't get it. Who's Abe? Have you red soda? What? Dill?

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But Brodie think about it this way. At some point
it's going to be insurmountable. We're up to episode four
thousand six one. Were you really going to tell people
to start listening at zero? I'll tell you why, because
episode four thousand whatever you said is not going to
be as good if you didn't go back and listen

(01:55):
from the beginning. I think this is the kind of
show that you could kind of pick up on. Okay,
if I see you, Gary, if I say to you,
you really need to watch Grey's Anatomy, you never watched.
It's a great show. Are you gonna start from season
seven or you're gonna start from season one? You're gonna
start from season one? Can from there's so much episode
I'm thinking, I'm I'm thinking this through for the first
time here, Brodie, and I'm thinking, you know, how could

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it be that this the content they're hearing now in
episodes ten, fourteen, eighteen are as relevant. There's some outdated
stuff in there. I mean, at some point dinner is
still irrelevant. True, But at some point, at some point
you come to the pandemic episodes when we're quarantining last year,
and it don't sound right. It just sounds out of whack.

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It don't sound right. It won't sound right. It won't
it doesn't speaking of so, so, I don't know, you
want to talk quickly about about the fact that we
were on vacation. I took this time to go to
Miami and get out of here. It was a mental break.
It was a mental health break from me. I wouldn't you.

(03:00):
I would say the mental part, yes, thanks. So we
were off for the week. I was here by myself,
and my girlfriend is like, I don't get the week off,
go have fun, right, So I went to Miami with
some friends. And you know how we always talk in
this area about, you know, the New York and New

(03:20):
Jersey area being thirty to fifty percent open, a little
more conservative with the pandemic recommendations, and we're not gonna
get into pandemic, but we're just saying we're not used
to it because here we just opened up indoor dining
in New York City like two weeks ago for Valentine's
Day or last whatever it was, and then this week

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it's extending on Friday to and stadiums and arenas are
now opening a ten percent here, which is a huge deal. Well,
I guess what Florida is the fun wide open? It
is everything's wide open. Are a lot of places in
the country, and again it's different. It's New York as
as everybody knows, as a hub city for global trance

(04:05):
uh travel, And we're fifteen million people squished into a
smaller area. We can fit about a hundred North Dakotas here.
So remember the Drake song zero to a hundred, real quick,
real fucking quick, that one. That's what I did. He
went to Miami. I know you got a little bit
of sun, but I know you did some fine dining.

(04:27):
I did. Now, you told me a story about going
to a restaurant that was so you told me after
the fact. It was so exclusive. A lot of celebrities there.
There were This is place called Mila not a sponsor.
Were great if they sponsored us? Food is amazing. It's
it happened. It's the hottest restaurant in Miami right now.
And I did not use by the way, I did
not use the Elvis Duran show, nor my Scary Jones

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hook a buddy of mine who lives in Miami, made
a couple of phone calls and got me and my
friends an outdoor dining reservation at mel um So spell
At like Mila kunis exactly that. Yes, Mila, m I
l a and so we so we we had the
best table in the house. We were outside. We're actually

(05:10):
away from it all, you know. We had this big
round table out there and it was so much, so,
so awesome that when when it started raining above us,
they had these vertical blinds on the ceiling that actually
they pressed the button and they were remote control and
they actually turned into like a little mini roof. It
was hysterical. And that's exactly what happened during that so

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so so you know, we used we used door dash.
Last week, I had Friday's Deliver monz all sticks and Hamburgers. Yeah,
oh you did always that was your I don't want
to make you feel bad, scary, but we did a
little dashing dashing through the snow that you guys got
here three times? What was that? Like, I missed all
three snowstorms we had. We shoveled the driveway and then

(05:55):
it's snowed on top of what we shoveled, so the
driveway got snow again. And then it's it's snowed again,
so the sides of our driveway up our mountains of snow,
and it got to we broke one shovel. When we
lost one shovel out of the four shovels we were using,
it was terrible. And and and my guy across the
street with the snowblower. We didn't time it right. Normally,

(06:18):
if he snow show, if he snowblows, then we go
out as he's finishing up and he sees a struggling
He goes, guys, want me to uh, oh, you know,
you don't have to, and then you'll help us out.
But we kept waiting and waiting. Finally we had to.
We had to go out, So you shoveled. The only
snow we got in Miami was in the bathrooms with

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people doing coke. But that's a whole other story. Yeah,
well I don't know that personally. It just hard to
do coke with a mask on though, right, Yeah, well
you have to take it off in the bathroom. Yeah.
And we're sitting outside, good good table, good food, big
I'm sure, big tip, big everything, huge everything. Yeah, so
and we were leaving right, so as I was, we're
leaving um and I'm the whole time in Miami. I

(07:02):
didn't post. By the way, I took a seven day
hiatus from social media. Well because I don't want to
rub First of all, I don't want to rub it
in people's faces where ha ha, it's eight degrees where
I am, which, by the way, the only the only
warm spot in the United States last week really was
was South Florida. Everything the entire country, including Texas as
you know, and other places where like zero temperatures you

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would have to fly to Cancoon and leave your state
behind if you wanted to get warm. Correct. So Number one,
I stayed off social for that. Number two Ohio, And
number two I just felt like, I don't want to
get into the conversations with people about like you know,
what they're comfortable with, which is you know, versus what
I'm comfortable with. So so I kept it kind of cool.
But here he left the restaurant, you got to walk

(07:46):
through the main dining room. I did, and as I
got through the dining room, you wait a minute, hold on,
you were wearing your mask, right, Yeah, that's a rule,
by the way. That's that applies everywhere you're wearing your mask.
I'm asking for a reason because I know where this
is going. I want to make sure scary. Yeah, yes,
as soon as as soon as you leave the table,
you put your mask back on your walk to the
restaurant to get outside. And as you're walking through. As

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I'm walking through, I run square into one of the
CEOs of our company and he's having dinner, and I'm like,
and he looks at me. I look at him. He
does a double take and he jumps out of his seat.
He goes scary. Right, this is a man who is
in charge of eight hundred radio stations, yes, with you know,
twenty employees maybe roughly, and uh, you know, because of

(08:30):
the show we're on where high profile, we've met him
many times. He sees your eyes in your hair and
he's like that scary. He knew right away it was me.
Had you not separated your eyebrows? Did you have the
unibrow going maybe? He's like, oh, unibrow. Oh no, I
was well groomed, Miami. I have to shave my chest
and my eyebrows. Oh no, no, no no, no, no no no.

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You cannot show up at a Miami Pool with an
unshaven chest. I mean it's a it's a that's not true.
There's a lot of Europeans there who don't shave their chest,
but no shaves. No, no, it's a shave chest zone.
Every time you enter the pool area in any South
Florida or Scottsdale or wherever you're going pool, you gotta
shave your chest. You can't show up with a hairy,

(09:14):
fucking brillo pad. I'll be in a hoodie. Then going
in the pool with a hoodie on, that's fine. Well anyway,
so yeah, so so yeah, my uni brow was ship.
He recognized me right away, like scary. He goes, oh, listen,
so and I'm trying to keep a little profile that
him there, and he says, oh, I got a text.
Al was to tell him you're here, Like and I
please don't. I'm like, it's okay, you don't have the
text albums and let him know. But but then I
felt like, you know what if the CEO of the

(09:35):
company is down here and he's like, hey, loving the weather,
you loving there, I guess I got a free pass.
And I kind of got you know, it was almost
like permission for me to be there without any of
my The heads of the company like coming down on
me that I was there. So I felt like he
overrules everybody, right, How cool is that? So cash rules
everything around me? Yea, So so this dude. So we

(09:57):
had a five minute conversation. He went back to his dinner,
and as I'm walking away, I'm like, I guess I
don't feel so bad for being here now billions in
the same restaurant as mate. And so as we're leaving,
who was coming through? Who's coming into the restaurant? Was
your bertie? What are your favorites? Who on this point
you didn't tell me? Stool President, Dave Portnoy, the head

(10:18):
Barstool Sports, the pizza guy that just one bite dude,
the guy in charge of Ago when he said Slice
for Life by mistake, right, Yeah, the cole her Daddy
podcast we got, the podcast we got. So he's rolling in,
I'm rolling out and he takes over my table. No, yeah,
they gave him and the El Presidente table, but he

(10:39):
was at the scar He Jones table. If you think
about it, because I had it first. Okay, but did
you talk to him about our podcast? Did you mention?
I just I didn't even say hello to him. That
seems like a career move. Blunder right there. I was
also staying at the one hotel where he actually has
a residence, so I saw him three times that week.
Wait a minute, the what's the name of the hotel,
the one hotel, the one you stayed at. What's the

(11:01):
name of it? The one? It's the one on It's
the one. No, the word stand it. It's very trendy.
I get it. What's the name of the hotel? Okay,
it's called the one. It's the one. You know, the one.
Don't you know this hotel called the one? The number one,
the number one. It's the number one hotel. I go
to the number eighty six. You go, you go to

(11:24):
the motel six. This is not that bad. I mean
I've been a Motel six. Not wrong with it, but hotel. Yeah,
so yeah, it's it's called the one. It's a chain.
You can look at what's the what's the two? Like?
I don't think that. I don't know. I think they
just have that. But anyway, that's part of the competition
that they just call themselves the one. Yeah, it's called

(11:45):
the one. Yeah. So so that was the first part
of my week. But the second part of my week
I rented an Airbnb and Brickle nearby Brickle, and I
gotta tell you that's not from me. Brickle too far
from the scene. No, no, no, the airbnb style thing,
you know, it's from me. Yeah. You don't get the champagne, don't.
You don't get the perks, you don't get the it's
just like kind of you're on your own. I'm like,

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it's kind of like renting an apartment. So it's just
not my style. But it's okay. Listen, A lot of
airbnb is are very popular. But well, I have a
Brickle question for you. Um. Our friend Brooke Morrison, who
was worked at Why one hundred for the last couple
of years, is no longer Why one moving back to
Los Angeles. So she's actually moving at a Brickle right
tomorrow morning. I believe as well. She's going back to

(12:29):
l A right now. Somebody said, oh my god, you're
leaving Paradise and her response was, well, I don't know
if you've been to l A. It's also Paradise. I'm
going to l A. So uh, having been to both,
would you say now? Look, she may be more used
to l A, having you know, spent lived there for
many years. But can you compare l A to Miami.

(12:53):
Is a driving town, you got a good drive everywhere,
you know, whereas Miami's very close knit. Um My, I mean,
I think beach, beach, beach. It's just beach now California,
California beach. But it's not as I don't know, I
don't think of l A. I think of l A
more of hustle and bustle. I think if you're looking
in the city of l A, I think of the
show business. If you're looking for a job, maybe l

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A could be better than anyway, So one less resident
of Brickle. You could have rented our apartment. But uh
but anyway, So yeah, so and then and then I
get I get back from Miami. Now this is where
things kind of go a little sideways here that you
you hear this, You hear me talking for the past
ten minutes. Yeah, you're a little this little stuffy, little

(13:36):
mazally right. I didn't want to know. I heard you
this one on the radio, so I know that you're
a little off. Well I'm not off. I'm fine. I
feel not gonna lie. So that's great. But you sound
yeah so so, but you you have that, you have
that six point two million dollar system there. It's clearing
it up a little bit, right, not as much as
so we're doing the big show yesterday, and you know,

(13:59):
sky b B and Nate both know that I was
in Miami, and you know, we know that the levels
of COVID were higher in Miami. You know at some
point you know, by the way, did you see the
article that came out today about Tampa people partying after
the Super Bowl? Al the chaoss, all the craziness, that's
how partied for a week. Are The levels are no
better or worse for COVID there today than they were last.

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In fact, the levels went down so except except for
one thanks, A lot of the people partying in the
streets were people in town for the super Bowl. It
wasn't a vocals well I don't know that. They're they're
just menasured measuring any an art that came out and
just playing Devil's advocate. If they all had it, then
the rate wouldn't go up. They'd all just keep having it.
True well anyway, so I'm not ruining for anybody to

(14:43):
be sick, So good for that. We were on the
Big Show today and yesterday, and I started, I sneezed
a couple of times, and my nose started running, so
I started looking a little sniffles. Well, Nate approaches me
after the show. It's like, um, me and Scottie b
and engineer Jeff are a little concerned for you right
now because we think you may have gone to Miami

(15:03):
and gotten the Rhona. And I said, come on, man,
I said, look at me. I feel great. Sure enough.
I said, you know, oh, that sounds like you're gonna
say sure enough, I have it. Sure enough. I go
to the I go go get checked out, and uh,
I do not have it. I took I took a
rabid test, and they they said you don't have it.

(15:26):
And then they kind of test that you take a
rapid you say it this and said rabid. Yeah, it
sounds like I said, rabbit test. Well, the rabid rabid
test a rabbit. You know what the rabbit test is? No,
what's that? Oh? You know what we're taking when the
old expression taking a rabbit test, the rabbit die. You
don't that that expression? You never heard it? Oh my, oh, Mike,
when I tell you the story, you'd be like oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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um before birth control sticks that you peet on back
in the day, before my time. But back in the
day you would um some way give blood, either through
a trance, usually have the bunny rabbit eat your blood.
As a woman, my facts are little off. Don't tweet me,
by the way, I don't. I'm good. I'm just I'm

(16:09):
just giving the overall. By the way, two weeks ago,
I said, don't tweet me about Denny Hamlin and Harvick
and Hamlin the NASCAR, and people still fel like I know,
of course, right, but I'm not mad at you. But
it was it was Denny Hamlin, not Harvick, or it
was Harvick not Hamlin. I think it was Hamlin, which
she called him Hamlin. Anyway, So if the rabbit died
from the blood, you were pregnant. So because of the

(16:32):
way your hormones had changed. So and again I know
it's not science. I'm just remembering the details vaguely, but
that's the gist of it. So people will go, how
you doing the rabbit died. That was the way of
saying she's pregnant. Yep, the rabbit died. Oh congratulations, Right,
that's what that meant. Google it for the exact but
the gist of it was that if the rabbit died,

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you were most likely pregnant because the hormonal shift in
your blood and your your levels, your pH was off. Whatever. Well, anyway,
I took the rapid test and then then the doctor
comes in and you know, they checked my heart rate,
my blood level, by blood count, all that crap, you know,
all the blood plat pressure and you know, my temperature

(17:12):
and everything. Everything is absolutely normal. Do you know I
have normal blood pressure which I cannot believe. My bloodressures
not high. You show this thing isn't broken. And he's like, na, man,
he goes, do your blood pressure is normal? I said,
that's awesome, alright, great, I don't have blood pressure. Only
when I talked to you and do this podcast that
we get fucking crazy. That's what. That's why. Then he
should have taken my fucking put that thing around the

(17:34):
risk uh you know that shipped around my arm. Anyway,
So he comes back and he goes because because you know,
you do know that colds still exist, right, meaning like
it's okay, it is okay to have a cold. You
it is possible to still get the regular common cold.
But unfortunately because of these are these are COVID times.
Everyone you sneeze, you cough, and everyone's like rode, everyone's screaming.

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So the truth of the matter is, oh, you know,
it is okay. It is possible to have a regular sniffle,
a regular seasonal common cold, but most people don't think
of it. So he's kind of laughing. He says that
most people come through this office, take the tests and
they'll they their their COVID negative, but but they're still like,
you know, they're stuffed up, and they came in their

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bequest they were like, just like, oh my god, I
have a sore throat, I have COVID. So everything is
COVID according to the doctor. But he's like, you're good,
You're good. You personally you're fine. So there you go.
So that was that. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna
correct what I say because I thought I would google
it just to make sure, and so, uh, slightly common misconception.
I'm learning something along with everyone else. Um. The urine

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and blood of a pregnant woman in the early months
of pregnancy originally was injected into immature female mice their
ovaries would enlarge from trying to filter the urine or
the blood, and they would have to open up the
mouse and check the size of the ovaries, which case,
obviously the mouse would be dead. They didn't fix them, okay.

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The rabbit test became a widely used test for pregnancy
starting in ninety nine, was the origin of the common
euphemism the rabbit died. The phrase was in fact based
on a common misconception about the test. While many people
have assumed that the injected rabbit would die only if
the woman was pregnant, in fact, all rabbits used for
the test died, and they had to be because they
had to be surgically opened in order to examine the

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ovaries of the rabbit. So so yeah, I think people
said the rabbit died, you had a pregnancy test. I
was always under the assumption as a kid. But again,
I learned this when I was, you know, ten years old,
So forgive me. It's the rabbit test then, So then
it says eventually they figured out a way to do

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with the same test on an African claude frog, which
I'm like, of all the thousands of species animal, the
African claude frog like that's the one. Go get that
son of a bitch. Um. They were able to um
check out the swelling of the animals ovaries without the
need to cut the animal open. I guess the location
of the ovaries. They could tell the swelling that you

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were pregnant. Who knew, right, So they didn't have to
kill the frog anymore. And that's why nobody says that
the frog died the rabbit died. You took a test,
but that was where the test came from God. But
you said Rabbid, I understand you thought I said rabbit. Okay,
now listen, all right, So that was my vacation. What
about you? I mean you we did speak here that
you hit three storms and your snow shoveling. Outside of that,

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was there anything you know? Any highlights here? Highlights you
want highlights? Yeah? From you were from your week off.
I mean we did have a momentous occasion for me.
Big deal. If you want to sit down here or not.
Um as a proponent of eating basic food right, not

(20:48):
not going to eat beyond burgers and plant based, I'm
not gonna do it. I broke down. This is huge
for me. I broke down because I had some clue
in the house which I have occasional little sip with
little milk in this house, I had a little all right.

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So I noticed because my wife is eating healthier for
about six months now. She's really made it, done a
nice job of eating healthier. No reason just then to
be healthier. Um, she has switched to alternative milks h
and she drinks. She drinks cash you milk with vanilla sweetener,
a little unsweetened vanilla cash you milk, and so as

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opposed to fifty calories for fat free milk. This is
not a sponsor, but maybe they should be. It's five
calories for cashe milk. Whereas you would say cash you milk,
I would say, good bless you. You have COVID. So
so I broke down. I promised my daughter, who's vegan. Yes,
I have a vegan daughter. You'd never think. I don't
know how it happened. And under me, I didn't drive her.
It just it just is what it is. So I

(21:54):
broke down. I said I would try an alternative milk form.
And so, because I like cash shows and I don't
like flax seed oil or hemp or any other you know,
just I went with the cash and milk already in
the house, so I gotta say, in my refrigerator right now,
I have mark m A l k. It's not milk.
It's doesn't sound right at all. Well, it's it's milk.

(22:18):
It's they're taking the A L from it. Sounds like
the sounds you would make if it was bat molk.
So it's called malk, not milk. It's my fridge. You know.
It's funny they call it that because the cash you
milk to me tasted like chalk chalk, so you didn't
like it. You know, you have a pepto bismol. Yes,

(22:39):
it's like liquid chalk, right, that's what the cash you
milk you. I went like this, I do this sometimes
that my kids make fun of because I go like that,
you know, like, yeah, I put like my my tongue
against my palett of my mouth, trying tasting them like
I really want to, like, you know, really get a
feel for the flavor of it, like, and it has
like a It's like it's not smooth. It's a look gritty.

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So I put some clue in it, uh, and it
was better. But then I put clue in the skim milk,
and that was better than the cash you milk. So
I have to figure out forty five calories per serving
or whatever the size is, is it worth it for
the taste? So I'm not sure. But that's a big
So that's big anytime anytime you delve into the world

(23:22):
of almond or cash you milk, or even oat milk,
which is very popular. Yeah, it's got a thicker bass.
It actually goes great with coffee. Uh, you know, that's
the plant based world. It's not. It's dairy free, as
you know, so it's better for you. It's lower calories
and if you could, if you could get pasted up, yeah,
then you're actually doing a lot better for yourself. I

(23:44):
may try it with a little cereal tomorrow morning. Uh,
with my maple cheerios I have lined up for my
morning breakfast. Here's what else I did? I became that
douche bag. Not that I'm not normally well, well you
always were, So how is this it's unintentional? I would
apology too. I want to say thirteen people, maybe more

(24:06):
so I think you have more people more apologies than
that over your life's bad? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, Saturday
before Super Bowl. Okay, I don't it was, it said, no,
it was the Saturday of the snowstorm that was coming
on Sunday. I think whatever the day was that the
snowstorm was coming Sunday into Monday. I went the day

(24:26):
before to to shop Right, which is our big grocery
store here in the area, and I knew it would
be busy. But my wife texted me and said, hey,
maybe it was Friday. It was Friday, Saturday, whatever it was. Um,
she said, hey, listen, Um, I was just in Whole
Foods maybe or some other supermarkets Stu Leonards. Maybe she

(24:48):
just wanted to let you know, it's crazy. I was
going to visit my mom, you know what I'm talking about.
My mom lives off forty minutes south of where I live.
So it's just maybe you should go. And I was
in the parking lot ready to go in. She you know,
maybe you should go and shop by your mom's because
it's less crowded, it's a more rural area. Because if
the supermarkets are crazy, I said, well, I only need three,

(25:10):
three or four things I'm picking up. My mom has
to pick a couple of things up. I'll just grab
them and uh, you know, I'll go to the express
line should be fine, She's all right. Well, the line
was around the store where I was okay, all right,
I go in. Seems normal. The lines of the register
don't seem crazy long uh, the self checkout area doesn't

(25:31):
seem too crazy. So I go and I uh doing
my shopping, grab my three or four things that my
mom wanted wanted to things for me, And I see
in the back of the store, which is where all
the cold cuts, that the cold that the deli counter,
and then all the all the butcher the butcher area,
you know where the meat and the chicken and everything is.
That whole back row is lined with people with shopping

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carts all the way down to the last where dairy is,
and then down the dairy aisle. Now that's like an
hour and a half. What are they waiting for? They're
all online. So what they were doing was which I
couldn't tell when I first walked in. They were lined
up to go. So they were had one line and
then somebody on the other end of the store. Because
I come in on an aisle one and the dairy

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isle is like all thirty right whatever the last aisle is,
so I couldn't see down there. They were waiting in
the aisle and someone would wave them to go to
the registers when another register was open. If I saw that,
I'd like, fuck this and I'd about face and get
the hell out and go somewhere. So so I'm like
what I said, Well, you know, you know there were
other stores. Understand I understand it. So I had my items,

(26:34):
but I picked out the perfect tomatoes for my mom.
I picked up the perfect pairs there and be like,
you guys, I wouldn't do that, so I'd have to
go put everything back. By the way, that surprise they
pay were registers open, They should have had some some
symbols that everything was open and way. They weren't doing
anything wrong. I'm not complaining about the way the store
was run, but I will tell you that speaking of produce,

(26:55):
have I talked about the produce bags? Have we talked
about that yet? Were they to get them open? You
you can't get them open. You can't. You can't because
you can't lick your fingers and you can put your
dirty shopping caught. So did your fingers are dry from
the cold and the bags don't open because you have
to like you have to like snap your fingers with
them to slide them open. You can't get them open.

(27:16):
So I had to go to the fish department and
put my hands in the ice to get them wet
to open the bags, to go back to the produce
section to open them up, and then put the tomatoes
in and the pears, and then I had to go
back and get more ice. So my fingers dried out.
So I tried to open up multiple bags. It couldn't
do it. Yeah, it's a paying the balls, it really is.
It's ter't. And and even if you did want to

(27:36):
lick your fingers, you have your mask on. Stick your
fingers up your mask. I'm not licking my fingers, so
so not. So I know people now who said they
go around with like you know, those things like those
stamp things that like they wet the stamps like a
little moisture. Sponges, sponges. They bring sponges now to the
supermarket so they can open the bags up. Yeah, you

(27:56):
gotta find the ice anyway, So I'm not gonna go
and undo the vet stables that it took me so
long to get into bags. So I figured, you know what,
let me go to the front and see how the
self checkout line is. So I see the self checkout line,
this uh three six maybe fifteen registers, like you know,
the machines to go and self check out. So I

(28:18):
see one's open, I go, and I go right up,
and I'm ringing up my order. And I had to
ring up two orders, mine and my mom's because I
use her credit card for her stuff and I use
my mine. So i'm there. I don't see a line,
so like great, So I ring my stuff up and
then I turned back to the opening of this area.
The there's a woman there directing traffic who was not

(28:40):
there when I walked up. And in the aisle, not
the one I came out of. In the aisle direct
me across the self checkout is a line going to
all the right in the back of the store. So
I have now intentionally I'm the guy. So I don't
think anyone noticed because they would be like, hey dude,
they were like, hey, oh oh, it's a line over here.

(29:01):
Nobody did that, and nobody stopped you. You know why,
because there wasn't another one of you standing there in
the line to call them out, because you would have
called out anybody. I do the throat clear don't get
I'm like, am I am? Excuse me as a line? Yeah,
unless there's so big that I don't want to get
anybody upset but you. But so nobody said anything to me,

(29:23):
so I felt bad, But I was that guy. I
don't think anbody. So if a tree falls in the forest,
there's no one there to hear, it doesn't make a noise.
So if nobody saw me scary, is it is it
as bad as if somebody saw me that pist because
your intentions you you did it unintentionally. You did not
intentionally saw there was no line. You're good. So that

(29:44):
was my vacation. That was the big one. That and
I want to talk to you. I'm gonna you know what?
Am I on? Am I on a roll? All right?
Well we have we have to take a break, but
I have something really disturbing I need to really address
coming up as well. All right, And I got a
Chinese food story, so we're even. We'll be right back,
all right. I mean that get cut off? Did what

(30:07):
get cut off? All I heard was podcast with Brody
and Scary that cut off in your headphones? Oh no,
that went that went right out over the air. Are
you are you are you still upset? I'm not. I'm
just you know, if if you need some reference, if
you need a if you need a reference point, listen
to the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast Elvis to Rand

(30:27):
Morning Show from the uh Today, Well we're gonna reset it.
We're going to Towards the end of the podcast, Brody
makes a stunning admission live on the Live on the podcast,
which because the question was, have you have any of
you seen anyone else on the Morning Show naked right,

(30:49):
and nobody fest up to this until all of a
sudden nowhere, Brody's like, I saw a scaryes dick. Well, yeah,
I said private pods. But yeah, well yeah, but we
say dick, we don't. We don't. Yeah, I know what
I'm saying. On yeah, I said private pots too. I'm
like wait wait, I was like, what when we don't
We don't get dressed in front of front, in front

(31:09):
of each other, nor would we ever do that. Never,
And we've shared rooms together, rooms, that's right, many times.
So so why don't you explain to everybody now, bring
everyone up to speed when this was and what you
exactly saw. Okay, I can't remember if we were at
a hotel like at a resort or something, because it

(31:30):
wasn't a crowded bathroom, right, so, uh, we were in
a bathroom. We went a bathroom. It had I want
to say, like six or eight yurinals wide, like a
row of them, and we were probably four yurinals apart.
We did the we did the you know, meet gazing
space right, so you you leave, you leave at least

(31:53):
one or two spaces between if they if you had
that real estate right right. In fact, there was a
used to be an app on the iPhone and I
think which urinal game? Right? If a guy is at
the second one in the fifth one, which one do
you take? Like, oh, I take the third one or
the eighth one, whatever one, the one in the corner.
Because you're only blocking yourself off on one side. You
want to get points to paying if you picked the

(32:13):
right urinals. So scary and I did the right thing.
We were separated by a couple of urinals. Not that
it would have been wrong if we would staying on
top of each other, but it would have and urinals
on a second, if we're standing on top of each other,
I'm going on top because I'm gonna be on you
I'm not having if we're next to each other, if
we're if you're we're in adjacent urinals and his ten urinals,
we wouldn't choose to do that. We wouldn't. Right. If

(32:38):
Scary was right next to me and I saw his penis,
I would have to look down and make an active
attempt to see it. You really have to make an
effort to see the guys in the next to you
is penis right, But I don't remember why. Scary was
to the right of me, and it was like five
four or five urinals away, which is like eight ft.

(32:58):
This is pre pandemic. It was no reason to me
that far. He was far away from me, and so
I I, you know, thinking he's far away from me.
I could turn my head to talk to him because
we were talking right, because it's not like I looked
down there there it is. But for some reason, Scary
was like Superman in it where he was like standing
back from the urinal and one hand was on his

(33:20):
hip and he was whole Scary's left handed. If I'm
painting the picture, Scary's right hand was on his hip
and his left hand dip. We dip, we dip, and
Scary was holding himself with his left hand, which is
the side of the body that was facing me, because
I was on his left and Scary's left handed. Now
if he was if he was right handed, I would

(33:41):
have done he would have been on his hip. And
by the way, that is absolutely so he was superman
in it, right, He was superman in that hole in
the urinal. So when I looked over, because you see
more when you stand further away, I could see the
whole bath through him. So even though I looked at

(34:02):
his face, you can still see up, down, left and right.
Wasn't the partition was there? Partition? No? No, it was
a big open It wasn't a partition urinal. They don't
it was. It wasn't like foam booth urinals. It was
open wall of urinals. So when I looked over, I
could see you know, you're dick now saw that? Did you?

(34:29):
Did you see? What? Did you? Did it register the
process what you were seeing, and you're like, well, why
did you even look at my general direction while I'm
using Because you were so far away, it didn't occur
to me, like when you're next to a guy, you
look at his eyes. You don't turn your head at all. Right,
But you know when something is further away. If you
stand right up against an airplane, you can see the
thing in front of you, right, a little bit of airplane.

(34:50):
I understand planes in the sky, you can see the
whole airplane. So you were further away. I saw the
whole airplane, is what I'm saying. So on the podcast
today he's got it's more of a seven thirty seven
than a seven seven. Excuse me. I wasn't exactly aroused.
I was taking a piss, I'm taking a leak. Oh,
so you're saying it's a little shrinkage. I'm anna grower,

(35:11):
not a shower. I'm not judging. I don't remember the
episode of The Jersey Shore with Vinny Vinny when Vinnie
said that you know he's a grower, not a shower.
I'm a grower, not a showers. A relaxed state. And
by the way, I was doing nothing exciting about being
in the bathroom with you. I'm just there. So you

(35:32):
don't say I didn't look long enough to judge your
your abilities, or your or your your potential. I will
say I I understand why you weren't able to ask
your own date. That's just awful. But here's my favorite part. Yeah,
it comes out all these years later on a podcast,

(35:54):
because why would I haven't mentioned that? Why would I
be never scary? I just want to let you know
I saw you dick back there. I'm gonna mention that
because I gets into the whole conversation like, oh what
don't you see why? And then like every joke I made, Okay,
I understand you, this was like seven years ago, five six,
seven years ago, every joke I've made, you would be

(36:14):
thinking did I mean it? Did I say it because
I knew something or thought something? Every joke I make
about you having a small one or whatever, like joke
two guys joking to your knowledge, is me just joking
like any two guys, But you actually meant something by it?
All these years now, because I really, honestly, I have
not thought a second about that, that that thing happening
until he was today, when until we were sitting there

(36:37):
and I'm on my couch and my den and now
and they're like, oh, anybody, I'm like, no, I don't
think I've ever seen anybody. Oh shit. And it dawned
on me that many years ago in in a in
a large bathroom. I just four or five six yearnals away.
I may have seen it. I just can't believe that
it's only it's coming out now, it's coming to light

(36:58):
for better form. Okay, So you saw it, alright, great,
So I didn't study it like no, no, and that
it's I would again in that sense, I would go
for the meat substitute. Then I would need it be
on burger. I do not, and I know that you
have my atentions. And even if you did, I wouldn't
judge Jerry pick it up. I couldn't pick it out

(37:19):
of a lineup. I didn't see it for long enough
to know other than I. I saw the outline and
you left hand alright, alright, and you said I don't
seen enough here and you turn away. How about those mats? Right?
It was not It was not like you to turn
it into a very guy. You said to me, Am,
I circumcised. I would say, I don't know right because

(37:40):
you didn't study it. Right. I will tell you from
what my recollection was. It was pre Florida grooming. So
I would imagine that will be the case. Right back
in the day, ten years ago, eight years ago, people
weren't so crazy crazy with the waxing and the shaving
and the pulling and the plucking. All right, but I'm

(38:00):
joking with you on that point. I don't remember. I
honestly didn't pay any attention. I I brought it up
today because it was the podcast we needed content, and
it took seven years for this to Actually it wasn't memorable.
It wasn't memorable that Da pisces me off that I'm
upset so we I worked with a guy back in
the day when I worked at Chuck E Cheese many

(38:21):
many years ago, there was a guy. I'm not gonna,
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna say his name. Um
he was Italian, so if I say his name, it's
gonna be like no one say his name was. People
used to joke that he was very, very very well endowed.
A couple of his buddies like he was like part
of a group of four or five guys. They were

(38:42):
like and and I was like a peripheral friend. I
was like tier two. If a twenty people were going out,
we'd all go to dinner. But he was in a
group of like four or five guys that always make jokes.
A couple of them had like had three ways with him, like,
so they had been like involved when I saw it,
and you know a lot of times you hear like, Okay,
guy's got a big one. Whatever we had gone to.

(39:07):
I think it was Action Park if you remember Action Park,
Traction Park, Traction Park Class Action Park, which by the
documentary is fantastic. Yea, you guys got to check it out.
And there's also a book too about it, you know
what's frightening about. I don't want to get too much
into it, but the they were known for having no
safety protocols. The rides were designed by like a real
estate guy, Like he wasn't even a museum park guy.

(39:30):
So nothing was like figured out if like you could
it was safe if like the human body would stop
in the middle and get stuck the alpine slide, the
wave pool. I think we were at that place and
in the changing room. Uh, he was very you know,
like he was very proud of himself, and so I

(39:51):
think for like he was like, hey, check this out
or something. Honestly, it was frightening. Frightening. Yeah, it's one
thing to say like that guy's got a big one,
but he was like like helicopter ring, like making a
big joke about it. I don't want to say it
was he could he could drive a golf ball with it.

(40:12):
Like it was. It was uncomfortable when you go his
parents must have like made it with somebody made it
with a non human. It wasn't normal. It wasn't you know, right, Okay,
it was like it was like when he broke up
with a girl. You did not go out with her,
you did, you couldn't you kiss, couldn't sow a hot

(40:34):
dog down the hallway, right, So what I'm saying is
I did not get that vibe when I saw you
from a distance. So okay, Well, somewhere somewhere in between,
you have something to worry about, and that guy you're
fine from what I vaguely remember. Okay, good, all right,
we'll leave it at then I'd like to leave it there.
You leave it there right there? All right? Well, all right,

(40:54):
so we we by the way before we go into
whatever we were going to talk about next. I wanted
to we wanted to shout out some people that have
been awesome on on buying things from our store, the
Brook and Boys merch store, which which we haven't even
really promoted lately. We will be I guess eventually working

(41:15):
on some new stuff, new items for spring. But we
want to we want to, we want to clear some
of this stuff out of here. And and and by
the way, we are getting a couple of more sizes
filled in. I think on what you say on the
on the on the hoodies, I think, I think and
the property of shirts. Yeah. So shout out to Crystal

(41:35):
Moser from Northampton, Pennsylvania. She made a purchase the other day. Uh,
let's see, I have um. Christine Hayes she also made
she made a huge purchase in our merch store. Well,
thank you, Christine Hayes. Oh my god, yes she did.
She's from Miami Beach. Maybe she wonder if she got

(41:56):
into Mila. He also Chrisen Long Ellie or Ellie u
n G. I don't not even pronounced that. Shout out
to her. Could it could be Long, It could be
Leon Leon Okay, I don't want to miss pronounce your name.
But she's l u e or l e u l
e u n G. Yeah, it could be from Clark,
New Jersey. Thank you so much. Westfield. Yeah, and one

(42:19):
thirty five on the Garden State. Shout out to Jamie
Luke from Mount Laurel, New Jersey as well. Okay, how
many more names you got there? One or two more?
Just these are people. These are people that just showed
up to our merch store. And you know, we didn't
even solicit for it. We didn't say, hey, here's the thing.
If they're behind the car. I was thinking about this.
If they're behind, if you're behind on the podcast and

(42:40):
you're listening to like episode one fifty now, right, and
you're just learning now, you're just now learning that we
have a merch store. Right, you may have missed out
on the holiday stuff. By the way, there's a couple
of holiday Brooklyn Boys uh sweatshirts and t shirts left, which,
by the way, you could wear next holiday. Yes, I'm
just saying, get him now. Colleen Vernola from South Windsor, Connecticut.

(43:02):
And Monique Serrano she Teams Serrano from Palm Bay, Florida. Okay, well,
let's not give out our home address, but Teams Serrano
is is who she is. On Instagram, she sent us
a picture of herself wearing the gray Hoodie Brooklyn Boy
sweatshirt looking very nice, I might add. You and I
both commented on it. And then she did an instant
story thanking us for commenting. How could we not comment?

(43:26):
You know? And if you if you send us a
picture of you wearing the merch, we will gladly display
it on social media when will repost and retweet all that.
Carmela Barker in in a Spokane as well, thank you? Okay?
And Benjamin Mercado sent me a picture of his original
version one the orange, white and blue with the white
logo circle logo. His badly beaten up and worn out

(43:48):
shirt that he wears all the time because he says
he sliced for life. He wears it like crazy. Um,
so thank you for that. By the way. That's Brooklyn
Boys dot Big Hotel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot
Big Cartel dot com. There you go, so check out
if you have. If we don't have your size, we'll
be getting it in shortly. Um. Do we want to
talk about the video that I was gonna play last

(44:09):
week and how it reared its ugly head again this week? Yeah?
We could we could do that. I'm I'm I'm cool
with whatever you want to really do. I mean, I
have I have some other audio and then I have
a game show scam, in the game show scam, or
the video give you, I'll give you a choice. Well,
let's let's do the let's do the video. Okay. So
this was a video I was going to play last week,

(44:29):
and I think I teased it. I may have given
one of two examples. There are things there's a name
for it. I forget the name. I apologize, but they're
they're errors of coincidence. There are things in the grammatical
world that sounds like they make sense, but that's really
not where the term came from. And I think I
used the example. Golf does not mean gentlemen only ladies forbidden.

(44:53):
It just doesn't. By the way, are we playing some
sound from this? Are you playing it? I have, I
have the audience. Okay, I was just good. I don't alright.
So this is a girl from Canada, okay, and she
does that thing that everyone on TikTok does. I was
today years old when I learned, which is which is fine.
By the way, that expression will be dead in about
six more months. But when you say that, you should

(45:15):
be right right, you should be like I learned it,
I went to my whole life, and it's right. She
has a lot of following. God bless her. She's fun, entertaining.
But somehow this this popped up in my four you feed,
and it aggravated me so much because almost everything you're
about to hear her say is wrong. It sounds legit right,

(45:38):
it makes sense. Almost everything she says is wrong. There's
a couple of things like pinterest. She's right about pinterest.
Now why all along the lines of the the the golf.
The golf is the best example. It's the gentleman, a
gentleman only ladies forbidden, where somebody has made that ship
up right right, the the history of the words is

(45:58):
not where she's wrong. She's right about pinterest, But when
you hear it, you're like, now again, I can't. She
seems shocked by it. It seemed like people who know
what pinterest is would if you've ever like, you should
know what the where the word came from, especially if
you're a young girl on social media. If you didn't know,
it's not a big deal. But it's not like a
mind blowing thing. But I want you to listen to
her and listen to all the things she says. And

(46:20):
she's telling this. This video has millions of views because
people are sharing it like, oh my god, mind blown.
That's she's spreading. Oh my god, mind blown. So I
want you to listen, and I think maybe there's to
the reel. Here we go. I was today years old
when I found out that someone tells you to break

(46:43):
a leg before an audition because they hope you end
up in a cast. Making pilot is called a pilot
because it's the first time it's on airpe This little
piggy went to the market does mean the pig went
grocery shopping. It means the pig literally went to the market.

(47:06):
Pin test is called pin test because you pin your interest. Duh.
When someone tells you to hold your horses, they're telling
you to be stable. Nope, that's not what I means. Like, Nope,
you're wrong. Oh my god. Sand is called sand because
it's in between the sea and land desert. Wrong. Vision

(47:28):
symbol is just a fraction with dots replacing the numerator
and denominator. Dude, I just not noticed. Yeah, okay, alright,
So she sounds she sounds like she's dumb as a
boxer rocks to begin with, somebody, if you love the video,
she's got a face on, like mind blown everything, and
all the comments are mind blown, mind blown. I'm looking

(47:50):
at I'm forty six thousand comments. Here's the first comment.
I want you to hear the first comment, and my
mom says school is more important than TikTok. Ha ha. Yeah,
school is more important than TikTok. That's called irony because
you're learning stuff from a girl who doesn't know what
she's talking about. You're wrong, Yeah, she's wrong on all
of it. Now, can we get in touch with her?

(48:11):
Who is she? Let the slices go after her? Uh
in the name of being correct. No, not attack her,
but just be like, you're wrong, bitch. And then somebody writes, oh,
I heard slang is short for a short language short.
That's that's not real. All these are all coincidences that

(48:34):
they just happened to, right, So that's that's that's a
false etymology. E T Y M O L O G Y.
So So when it comes to some of these, let's
let's correct. Well here's why. So here's what what weird?
It's ugly head this week? Okay, and I had to
call her out for it. And and so if you
go on the Elvis Durant Show Instagram account, our social

(48:57):
media person. I don't have to mention her name. Okay.
She put up a picture, a graphic, a memish kind
of picture, and it said something to the effect of,
like it took me my whole life for you know,
I was today years old something like that. I just learned. Okay,
I just learned that be there would be square means

(49:20):
you won't be ah round like square round. She made
it like a shape reference like square round, like I
won't be around, which we both know, uh is false
because because to me, a square in back in the day. Well,
first of all came from the fifties. Well, I see
people are called L. They say you're an L seven

(49:42):
because if you take the letter L and the number
seven you put them together, it makes a square. But
at L seven is somebody who's a nerd or someone
as you're a band called L seven. Right, if you
take your left hand to make an L and your
right hand upside down, your right hand make seven seven,
put it together, it makes a square. You're in L seven,
meaning like you're such a term. The term came from

(50:03):
the fact you were so boring. You were like an
even sided blast square. That's it. Corners, points and as
we pointed out yesterday to each other, it was back
in the fifties when that term came about, right, I
just said that, Okay, I said that in the fifties,
So so okay. So I see this now and there's

(50:24):
thousands of people on the Elvis Duran Show again, who
all going, oh my god. I was today, years all
when I learned this. I bet I bet you could have.
I bet you could have fried an egg on your
head you were so hot. So what did you do? Well?
I don't want I don't want to like start correcting people,
first of all, because I don't want to undermine our show.
And in the grand scheme of things, it's fun, no harm,

(50:45):
no foul. So I I tweet the person who does
on social media and I say, hey, not for I
don't need you to take it down, but between us,
that's wrong. So just so you know, as a human being,
as an adult, did she say she was mind blown
in today's years old? When at first she said, how

(51:05):
how can you be sure? Oh my god? So I said, well,
I'm older than you, and I've lived a life of
knowing when that was an expression, not in the fifties, obviously,
But I remember watching TV shows Happy Days. If you
ever saw the show Happy Days and the term L seven,
there was a band in the nineties like It's a thing,
It's not like and then I so, I said, so,

(51:25):
I said, just to protect yourself, right, I said, I'm
gonna send you a video of of someone, and please
don't post any of these as facts either. There's a
lot of these false etymologies out there. So I sent
to the video and she writes back, Oh my god,
that's the girl I got it from. Of course, of

(51:49):
course this girl and I just pack millions of followers.
She's got multiple videos of I was today years old
when I learned. But it's not accurate here. The problem
is uh with it's dangerous for someone like that having
so many having such a large voice like that with
so many followers, because she could really function up for people.

(52:11):
She's not not talking about current events right now. She's
being irresponsible if you ask me, that's that's why you
can't believe everything you see. But she's also she's reckless
because she's not checking her facts right well, shout out
to the people who followed this. What's her name? By
the way, what's her name? I need to know what.
I don't know. What's her name with TikTok, what's the

(52:32):
We don't need to Okay, Spencer dot Barbosa b A
R Bosa, Spencer Spencer dot Barbosa and her videos are
the old I was today years old when I learned,
and they're all bullshit. Now A bunch of our listeners
did like, like, that's not right, that's not didn't mean that,
and look, there's no harmless. She could still do that series,

(52:55):
but actually do things that are factual and that are trying.
If but if she did a video and she said
if you've ever heard um uh you know, uh, you
know whatever she said, people like, oh, okay, I was wrong,
but if you hear it lends mind blowing You're like,
oh my god, no idea. But there are some there

(53:16):
are those out there. There are examples of those out
there that are true and actually work. She just chose
all the ship that's fake, Like why can't she do
real ones that are serious, that are actual, like real
bombshell things that mind blown moments. We all have them
every day, right, There are there are a lot out
there that actually work. But you know, to say that

(53:38):
golf is you know, gentlemen only ladies forbidden, and we
know that that's fake. She needs to just know which
ones are real and which ones are not. I don't know,
it's just stupid to me. She's I don't know, she
doesn't deserve the voice she has, doesn't well, all right,
but okay, I saw I hit the damn thing again anyway,
So yeah, so shout out to her. Yeah, body and scary.

(54:04):
All right. I got a couple of things I want
to read that people sent me. So I'm gonna just
so you know what, I feel like, I want to
call you out, but I want to just read a
text message. We got to the morning show today. We
were talking about, um, somebody made pornographic snow for formations,

(54:25):
uh in Alaska maybe like snow people having sex. Okay,
So we talked about how there are pictures online of
snow people in Alaska or Canada having sex. And there's
one there's a female snowman on snow woman on her
knees giving a blah blah. Yeah okay, yeah, but when

(54:47):
you gotta describe it, yeah, okay, I said, having sex
or whatever kind of intercourse was. We have the platform
to do that. We do. We're being factual, unlike that
girl from the last segment. Yeah. So somebody texted in
where can I find the pictures of the snow people?
So I wrote back Google dot Com. They wrote back,

(55:08):
is Brodie, is this you texting me? So there as
she so, I said, I said yes. She said, oh,
I thought it was an Instagram account, which is a
that's reasonable. Had she said what's the Instagram account? I
would have said I'll find out for you. But she

(55:29):
said where can I find on the internet? So I right,
so I said, I said yes. I said that's yes.
I said you could find them online? And I said
and I said something like I laughed, and she wrote back, thanks,
I love you guys. Slice for Life. So I don't
know what your name is. There a New York area code,

(55:50):
and you know who you are. I can't shout you
out because you didn't say your name, and nor have
you said your name in any previous text messages. Because
we can see the whole the whole history. But there's
a bunch of us that right back to the text messages.
This one happened to be me. So shout out to
someone who right away it was me. Are we doing
some mail by the way is that where this is
leading doing mail? I'm just doing miscellaneous because I do

(56:10):
have some some some fun mail for us. All right,
what can you just do U grammar police jingle for
me real quick? Yeah, I can do that for you.
Grammar police right here. Yeah, okay, it wasn't prepared for it,
but sorry, I wasn't for the jingle. Okay, this is
the live meltdown of the show. There it is. Yeah,

(56:34):
police police, police police. Yeah. I was waiting to say something. Yeah,
this is the setup the Grammar Police where we correct
people's grammar. Right. So I get a bunch of them,

(56:56):
They're not all in the same place. I may have
to scroll around. Um, somebody hit me up on Facebook
to buy something I was selling on Facebook in the
Facebook swap sites. Okay, So I was like, all right,
before I let this person come to my house, I
want to check your Facebook profile out, make sure that

(57:16):
they're legit right, make sure they're you know, they're not
crazy killer person and not that you can always tell,
but I want to just see who I'm dealing with.
So it's a person that only shares certain posts publicly.
So I'm gonna file this under ironic, Uh, and I have.
I have iro any complaint in the soundclips today. Just

(57:38):
seeing my old teacher the other day, which, by the way,
as you know it should be, I just saw just
seeing my old teacher the other day. He once told me,
if I didn't go to college, my chances at success
is slim. But now I realize it, I'm doing better
then th h E and him. I'm gonna say he
teach it was right. I'm gonna go out of them

(57:59):
and say you teach is right because you got four
four errors in your paragraph there. Um. Yeah, then he wrote,
don't act like you live in a gated community just
because your trailer park is surrounded by barbed wire, barbed
barbed barbed wire that's been bared. Right. So again I say,

(58:23):
you should have listened to your old teacher. That's just
what I'm going with. You should have listened to your
old teacher. Um. Dictionary dot com tweeted yesterday, and I
believe it was Marcus, one of our major listeners, UM,
who tweeted at me to let me know that dictionary
dot com was asking people to submit words or phrases
they were sick of hearing that need to go away,

(58:46):
and so they gave examples. Dictionary dot Com did a
t M machine things of that nature annoying or incorrect grammar.
So uh ray ray r A R A I tweeted
at me and said he actually, I've actually seen someone
type out r I P in peace. Oh boy, Yeah,

(59:10):
I thought that was that's a double redundant and that's
that's that's a problem. Yes, uh oh, I go talking
about Okay, Brett Ingram on Instagram sent me a picture
of a car for sale at a at a car dealership.
I'm not gonna say which car dealership because I happen
to have met the owner there and he's an asshole.

(59:31):
And I feel like if I mentioned the dealership, and
I want to be able to say it's no surprise
because I the deal The guy who runs this dealership
is a maniac um. But they have a car for
sale and it says you're silly if you don't buy me. Why, oh,
you are silly if you don't buy me? Got the

(59:55):
wronging your there, So thank you Brett for sending me that.
That made my day, especially since I know that the
guy is crazy. Well I have a grrant police here, yeah,
plice So Nicole Fulton says, I came across this sign.

(01:00:20):
I find this hilarious. There's maybe not maybe it's not grammar,
maybe it is. It's actually very funny. Makes you wonder
what's really going on at this establishment. I listen to
you guys all day. I sneak and keep my headphones in. Wow,
God forbid, I forget them. My day is pretty much
fucked at work if I don't hear you guys up
to episode listening to don't tweet me? Uh, Nicole, She

(01:00:43):
sends the picture of like, I guess it's an office
coffee station and they put up a sign, a handmade
sign that says, please don't touch yourself, ask your server
for help, Please don't touch yourself. That's hilarious. So thank
you that it's some bad grammar. It should just be

(01:01:04):
pleased don't touch or that's persistence. But anyway, um, thank you, Nicole. Um.
I got so much email and the stuff that we
need to react to because it's been two weeks in
the making. I want to shout out if I cook
I missed him in there for who wear our merchandise?
Andres Soto, big big interactor of ours on Instagram. He

(01:01:24):
he's cavalernie. I think you'll see. He sent us a picture.
He sent me a picture. He wanted me to forward
it to you. Um, he sent a picture of him
with his lovely family, and um, they are standing at
Disney World in front of the Millennium Falcon. But here's

(01:01:47):
where it got me. I got a little teary eyed.
He's wearing the Gray Brooklyn Boys hoodie and he's standing
in front of the Millennium Falcon. Wow, that is dedication.
He brought it on vacation. He's wearing a Mets mask
on his face. So he's a double winner in my
love undress. Bravo, my friend. He's always been there for us.

(01:02:09):
He's always been a small part of us. Was there
in Star Wars Land because I sweatshirt was there. Yeah.
I like, Yeah, he's an occasional hater, but I love
him as well. Well. Yeah, at the times i've I've
I've gotten some email from him. But it's okay, it's
all good. He can do no wrong in my eyes
right now for now, that challenge like it's mail time, Welcome,

(01:02:37):
You've got mail, and short and sweet is always best
because those are the ones that will get read. We
have a few novels on here, which I'm not going
to get to The Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com.
That's where you can get us. Uh, this one's a
little uh concerning to me, David. I love the love
the podcast, but took quite a long break from you
guys because it was starting to sound like maybe you

(01:03:00):
were moving away from the content that I loved from
your earlier episodes. With that being said, I'm catching up
with where I left off. Sounds great and hilarious. Keep
up the great work, Chris Morgan Brody, what do you
think he's we took a dip, you dipped, I dipped,
We dipped. Maybe it was the you know, there were
a couple episodes during the beginning of Quarantine we were

(01:03:20):
trying to figure shit out where we were in ourselves.
But we got our we got our stride back. We
did so, uh you know. All right. So then there's
this person says that there was an error on episode
one nine team he cannot get it to play on
I Heeart Radio. Is it our end or is it
his end? I've been listening from number one and I'm
stuck on one nineteen Sharky's six six six, I think

(01:03:42):
we needed to investigate that well investigated by the way,
um February one. So if you're hearing this relatively recently
as we record this recent from when we recorded it, uh,
there was a glitch. The platform that we everyone at
I heeart loads their podcas s Onto had a real problem.

(01:04:02):
And so people were complaining to me, Oh, can't hear
the Brooklyn Boys? Can you Albus durand whatever? And I said, oh,
try using a different Try using Spotify, Try using whatever
you're using. Switch asking you want to Android your rifle,
Apple podcasts, it comes with your iPhone. Folcuss the purple icon.
It just head deezer, try Deezer deezer. Um. But you know,

(01:04:26):
it wasn't any of those platforms. It was the original
hosting service that was a problem. So we're good to go.
So go back and catch the episode you missed, which
was an excellent episode. Paul Paul Hickey welcomes us back
from vacation. I really listened to twenty five episodes since
you guys have been on VACA. I fucking love you Fox,
the best podcast ever. Listening to the Brooklyn Boys is

(01:04:47):
like hanging uh oh, it's like banging your favorite porn star.
There will never be pussy that's good ever again. And
you guys have made it so there will never be
a podcast as good as ever again. Wow, that is
a hell of a compliment. Nothing can compare to you, guys.
Feel free to reference this one and I did. Oh

(01:05:09):
my god, Wow that is that is Uh that's next
level ship right there. Um, alright, so then we have
um uh, let's go over to this one here. Uh,
there's just a lot um LLC sleepy time solutions. Kate McKee,
she said, you guys made my day again. It's Kate

(01:05:29):
from Maine. Thank you for the shift out on episode
one six two. I realize you get hundreds of emails.
It's so flattered to be mentioned. Here's a fun fact.
Although I'm a forty six year old waspy mom, I
have the same sense of humor as a thirteen year
old boy, which is probably the reason why I'm a
favorite show. Since I am not like your average listener,
I'm curious to know who is who's our average listener? Brodie?

(01:05:50):
You know what, that's a great question. Um, I'm trying
to remember if it was my oldest daughter, Yes, talking
to my oldest daughter, on the phone, and uh, she
said to me she had listened to a couple episodes
of our podcast randomly, which is amazing because my kids
don't listen to anything I do, so um because it's dad.

(01:06:11):
So she said, who's your audience because you're all over
the place, and uh, is it you know? And I
said everybody? Yeah, I said, everybody, everybody, different types of
people in the country. Oh and speaking of which, you know,
we have the so the company the company that um
that's screwed up yesterday, right, that that screwed up our platform.

(01:06:32):
Part of the platform of hosting our podcasts. Speaking of
who our audience is, there's um a section where you
can get reports where you can see who listens, as
far as like how many listens you had each day
each podcast, what hours you listen, what are the hot
hours for the week that most people listen. But it
also tells you where in the world people are listening.

(01:06:54):
So um, it says charts at a glance, Global charts. Yeah,
I see, we've come up for Apple podcasts. We are
number one Denmark, Denmark. Okay, last week we were in Malaysia.
We showed the Malaysia Ark. So I don't know if
a couple of slices are traveling around the country the

(01:07:16):
world rather and we're in Malaysia and now in Denmark,
but we are we are if you go to Denmark
that if only we can get on Apple's American two hundred,
that would be great. Um Shane Simmons says, I live
in Texas and i've binge your podcast not nearly finished,
but I've been enjoying it and I need the input

(01:07:38):
about this particular gas station that has one way fuel lanes.
There are huge arrows painted on the ground showing proper
direction of travel. Also, there are big red signs at
the end of the fuel island saying one way, do
not enter. Why can't people just go the fucking right way?
It stresses me out to even buy fuel there because

(01:07:58):
of the wrong way drivers. I witnessed an asshole mentioning
a woman to pull up closest to closer to his car, which,
by the way, he was going the wrong direction, so
she could get fuel. She got out and told him
he was going the wrong way. He said, I am
not a sheep. I am not waiting to get fuel
if there is a pump open. It's not about being
a sheep, asshole. It's about following the fucking rules. These

(01:08:22):
people are assholes. What the funk would they do if
it's a one way streak all the wrong fucking way.
What are your thoughts? I love, I love your angst?
Yeah yeah absolutely? Uh what what? What? What is our
take on that? You know? I guess I agree, yeah,
I mean there's I'm a rule follower when it comes

(01:08:43):
to that. So, um, there's a lot more emails. This
one's quick. Um. So I told you my aunt Millie
passed away. Um, and she left a death box of
instructions that she wanted were clothes to be buried in
specific instructions on how she wanted the funeral to look.
So rock and Steve said years ago he made a
video of what he wants at his funeral. I made

(01:09:04):
a list of anybody I don't want there. I also
want everyone to take a selfie in front of my coffin.
I also want my ashes to be spread at Yankee Stadium.
Made the video four years ago, So Steve already he
did a deaf video of what he wants. And I
know it's bore, it's morbid, but it's actually kind of
fear the people that I don't want you to let

(01:09:26):
into my freaking wake. I love that, um. And then
another question from Kevin Schuller, Uh, take out from a
restaurant that normally does seated dining, do you still tip?
I got take out from Dinosaur Barbecue. Left tip. I'm
so used to filling it out when I get the bill.
It was just reflex. I'm not sure if that's the

(01:09:46):
right thing to do or if I got scambonid you
didn't get Scamboni, that is the right thing. Trick you
into it. They did. You did the right thing, buddy,
I think because this is a suffering right now, help
these people. And we talked about that. Uh ssode one
sixty two. I got a couple of little straggled throwaways.
If I could throw them away real quick, right, and
then maybe we should get to the other thing next week.

(01:10:08):
One other thing, the office chair controversy next week next week.
Comic book dot Com this was sent to me posted
an article about selmahiak Penult whatever last name is now
um talking about being in one of the Marvel movies.
She's gonna in the Eternals coming out. It says selmahak

(01:10:28):
Penult was not allowed to read the Marvel script. Well,
that makes sense. You're not supposed to see too much.
But they wrote a l O U D old loud
like reading something aloud Allo, but they meant l O
W E d Shame on you. I gotta now everybody's
gonna know this, But I just thought it was kind

(01:10:50):
of silly. Notifications on my Facebook page. My friend Horace
had something to say, my cousin John, and then it
says Peter, my friend Peter. It says Peter posted a post.
What else would you do with the post? Well, it
just seems posted a post? Yeah, right, right, exactly. Yeah. Uh.
This was on TikTok. It's gonna sound political. It's not

(01:11:12):
not that political other than it's it's uh, it's educational.
So this person wrote on a video I was watching.
I didn't I didn't make the comment, how do you
live each day with so much hate in your heart?
Look up the meaning of impeachment. It means to remove
someone from office. Now the person was taught. The person
in the video said, oh the president at the time,

(01:11:33):
President Trump has been impeached twice. This person said he
wasn't impeached. Look up the definition of impeachment, he means
to remove from office. See what he actually was though, well,
impeached does it means the House of Representatives voted and
they felt you should be on trial. Then the Senate

(01:11:53):
puts you on trial. So impeachment means you have found
worthy of being put on trial. That's all it means. Right.
So this person was like, go look it up. I
find that to be ironic when you clearly have not
looked it up. Okay, Uh, let me see. I'm scrolling here,
hold on through my phone. Oh, submit a request. I
was on AMC network. I'm an AMC Premier members, like

(01:12:14):
I watched The Walking Dead. By the way, the Walking
Dead is back if you're a Premiere member, and if not,
it comes back this Sunday that whatever the Sunday is,
whatever it is, it's back after a very long hiatus
due to the COVID. In this the COVID, the COVID's anyway,
I had a question, so I wanted to submit a
You have to submit a request, so you go to

(01:12:35):
the f a Q page. My my f a Q
was not answered. Okay, there was no no f a
Q for me. So it says a submit a request
selected tofic Q, select a topic and the drop down below.
So I put, I took, I selected, it's about an
AMC Premious subscription. Right I selected it. There's no button

(01:12:55):
to send it. There's no enter button once you do
the dropped down. I tried scrolling out and made the
funt smaller. I tried everything. There is no So normally
when you select a drop down there's either a button
or automatically enters. So f a qum Premier page. UM.

(01:13:18):
I want to just mention we were number four on
the I Heart Radio top that week of February. We
love you didn't see my post and I didn't thank
you personally or scared and thank you online? Thank you,
thank you, thank you. That was huge. Scary gets a
douche of the day yesterday. I think we're gonna do
this next week, but no, this is different now. That
was douchebag. That douche bag is next week. UM. I

(01:13:40):
wrote to you, as you know every day on the
fifty minute Morning show. Uh, we are in zoom now.
Some people use computer monitors. I use my phone. So
from the time we start recording to the time we're done,
my phone is on a tripod and we're taping the show,
so I said, so he said, oh, Scary wrote we

(01:14:01):
have a phone call at ten thirty after the show
with a guy in sales. So I said, okay, don't
text me anymore. I'm using my phone for the podcast.
I'll touch base with you after. And I put my
phone up in the tripod, got it already open, zoom,
and Scary rights back. Okay, I did that on purpose. Yeah,

(01:14:24):
you're a dick. I had to acknowledge you. Okay, Okay,
I wanted and I gotta, I gotta go ahead. Well,
I have an I have one email I wanted to read,
which I think that you may want to comment on this.
And then I got I got a quick Amazon funk
you story and then we'll get out of here. So
so Trevor, So, Trevor is like, listen, Um, I've been

(01:14:47):
listening to the Big Show for years and I've always
heard your podcast mentioned but never checked it out all
these years. Man, what would it take for for the
for people to actually like check out our podcast? Well,
he finally did finished episode A number fifty listening. I
just want to say I'm a huge fan. I'm over
the over the road trucker and you guys keep me

(01:15:07):
awake and laughing late nights. A couple of things I
wanted to say. I was dying laughing when you all
were talking about Boston Original pizza and sorry Brodie. How
about this one here? It is I agree with Scary.
If his steak dinner is comped, then yours still counts
on him. Hang up on him, then yours still counts
for the paycheck. You guys are also keep it up.

(01:15:28):
Can't wait for the new episodes. He was doing so
well that I gotta say, Trevor, I couldn't agree with
you more. Okay, this state, didn't think still haunts me
all these years later. You got shredded on social media.
Hooked you up twice? Nope, I made my case on
social media. You know I made my case on social media.
You have five percent credibility. The first time you go
you maybe have an argument. You have no credibilion. The

(01:15:49):
second time, when you and Greg t split a check
of fifteen people sitting at a table, that's not buying
me mistake. The first time was the right time. The
first time was the time I paid, spend the time
I spent the not feel pain in my wallet of
ad let's move on, all right, can we go all right? Well, okay,
go for it, all right. So, sitting on the couch
every morning, I tend to to to find my way

(01:16:12):
in Amazon too much, and I'm buying stuff that may
you know, do a little upgrade, right. So I use
a Bluetooth and I wanted a better bluetooth, uh to
use for the podcast for my car rides. So I'm
looking at a and around the neck device so it's
got speakers on both sides and uh, and the headphones

(01:16:34):
pull out and extend and then they slap back in
for storage. So it's not expensive. And so I'm looking
at one and it says, um that their navy blue.
But if you look at them their teal. Okay, So
I wrote, you know, you can put questions up on Amazon.
You can ask a question about the product. Hey is

(01:16:56):
this navy blue? Or yeah? So I wrote, these looked
heal in every picture the description says they are navy
what color are they? So I get a response. Now
I get an email because it alerts you when someone responds.
By the way terrible people helping people, it should there
should be there should be an actual official answer from

(01:17:18):
real customer service reps, not from sucking jabronies from wherever,
because you're gonna get stupid ship every time. Okay, So
here's my I had. So I got three answers, bad, worse,
and horrific? What order do you want them in? In
that order? Please? Okay? So? So so I get um,
the first one I get, sorry, not able to answer

(01:17:39):
this question, I have black ones. Okay, so then why
even write anything, you schmuck? The second one wrote, mine
are black, so they probably come in different colors. Another
unhelpful fucking twitch. How is that? Okay? Um? I want
to say a big fuck you to Coutrice Roberts, Coultrice Roberts. Well,

(01:18:04):
I'm gonna say if I go one more, um No,
I'm gonna just say Catrice Roberts, fuck you. Catrice Roberts.
Her response to me was I have black just said
that's it. She took the time figuring out that that
would be helpful for me. Hey, these look cheal in
every picture. The description says their navy. What color are they?

(01:18:25):
Why do the people feel the the reason to impart
their own opinion that has nothing to do with your question.
Just just don't answer it. Here's where it gets really
bad for me. Now, you guys slices, you know me.
How how do you think I would normally handle these
three idiots who have now wasted my time and made
my phone alert me to to get stupidity alerted to me.

(01:18:47):
Take a guess? What would I do? Scary? What what
might I do? You might respond back to them and
put them in their place? Or what are the options?
Ignore them? Well that's what I would do. I can't
ignore because I'm getting notifications. If I turn off notifications,
I won't get any answers to any questions I ask.
So I can't turn off notice. Please, I would you

(01:19:07):
be like, please stop writing to you know? Oh okay,
that seems like a fair move. Here's the problem with Amazon.
As much as I love Amazon. Number one, you can't
turn off notifications just for that post. Number two. You
can't edit the post to say I don't care if
you have black I only want to know about the
ones that I'm asking you about. You can't respond to

(01:19:28):
people and say, hey U, Katrice, shut the funk up.
You can't do you can't do. You can't do any
of that. So I called. I called the Amazon number
where they called right and they talked to you right away.
It's fantastic. And again you get I don't know where
in the world your name really isn't Billy. I get
him on the phone and I say, listen, is there
any way to edit? Because I googled it. If you

(01:19:50):
google how do I edit my question? Every response is
how to edit an answer to a question? So if
you edit, you put an answer. Why don't you put
an answer to your own question? Can't do that? You're
not allowed. I tried that also. I figured, you know
what I'll do. I'll answer it and say stop telling
me it's you to go to another go to another
one of your wife at that point. At that point

(01:20:10):
we okay. At that point it's too much. Okay, I
go to your wife's account and just rank on say hey,
you fucking clods. But here you see that you're not
even answering this guy's questions. Those people aren't gonna know.
They're not going to get a notification that someone else
answered the question. That's not how it works. Well, they
can't reply to people. They wouldn't check back, no, unless
they go back to see if they so. Anyway, so

(01:20:32):
I quickly unliked. I've put unlike on there. That's all
you can do is thumbs down their comments. So I
get the guy from Amazon on the phone, not Billy,
and um. He says, there is no way to edit
the question. I said, all right, then then delete it.
There's no way to delete the question. I said, I
don't understand. It's your website, it's Amazon's website. Someone in

(01:20:56):
Amazon can delete that question. I don't. I don't think,
so do me a favor. Go talk to somebody. Somebody
in the giant room you're sitting in has a better
answer than we can't delete it. Because I'm not gonna
sit here and get answers to this thing on my
phone for the next week. No, no, no, no. So
he comes back on. He says, uh, okay, I spoke

(01:21:20):
to U supervisor because that was my next I was
asked a supervisor. He says to me, okay, UM, we're
gonna turn off notifications for you, and we're gonna the
question will come down in twenty four hours and you
won't be bothered again. Okay. So I said, okay, So, uh,
twenty four hours, it doesn't come down. I have to
call back. I asked for supervisor directly. He got it

(01:21:43):
done and they took it down. But that's what I
had to go through. So because you ask people, I
thought maybe the owner, like the company selling it would
tell me, or someone who actually owns the blue pair
would tell me their Navy, their or their teal. No,
because it's available in black, they feel the need to
because again, you know, like it's the same listing, So

(01:22:05):
don't tweet me. I know how works. I was hanging
out in a pool and going to restaurants in Miami
and you were black. You were dealing with customer service
issues on a fucking question because you didn't want to
alert on your phone. That's lives are the same music listen,
only one of us acts like they are truly truly

(01:22:28):
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