#169: Fork You, Skeery!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up, start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys,
start up. They're making noise, dat up up. Episode one,
sixty nine, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. To sin someone had

(00:24):
to say it to sixty nine would be four people
not to right, or do it twice once one way
and then flip over to the other way. That will
be a hundred thirty eight. That's a lot. It's a lot.
Already tired. I got a nap. Oh my god, you're
filthy mind, David Brodie. What I didn't You're the one.
I don't even know what you're talking about. I'm just
making up words. Do you know that you were the

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one who made us name episode sixty nine of the
Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I know I said it was joke
here or something, or or is it sixty eight? And
episodes sixty eight you said, oh let's make it you mallow,
you one with one right, and then sixty nine was

(01:07):
in sweat joke here or something. I don't know. Yeah,
I mean, you're the one with filthy, filthy brain. I
just try to entertain you. I just knew you'd find
it funny. I mean, I'm appalled. Set to sixty nine
right now, No, that's you dude, that's you. Every studio
in at Z one hundred where we work, every time
I'm in your car, you always said having in sixty

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it can be degrees out or a hundred degrees out.
It is me. Now it's you. I came up with
the title. I know you appreciate it. You know, how
about how about Drake Andre We talking about Drake and
the Rihanna song What's My Name? You know? He says
he does like a word. He does some word play
in the beginning of the song and it's not beeped

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out by the way he says. He says, the square
root is sixty nine is eight something and I'm just
trying to work it out. Yeah, but wait, but wait,
hold on, so the square let's analyze that the square
sixty nine is eight something like it's it's eight something
something eight a t e. I ate something because it's brilliant.

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It's about was. That's a genius annotation right there, but
much more clever than the Ariana Grandet thirty five thirty
thirty five because thirty four plus thirty five equals you
gotta explain that to everybody. Actually, yes, I have to
spell it. The slices know that thirty four plus thirty five.
Don't don't assume, man, Wow, don't assume. You know, there's

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a lot of slice out there that have no clue.
Do you know? Didn't yell? Didn't know from our morning show.
She was just like, I just found out today that
thirty four the reason today years old that day they're
people listening to this right now that having a mind
blown moment they were today years old. They found out
that in the song thirty thirty five, you know what

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I have to give I have to give them a pass.
She's talking about sixty nine people because she mumbles, she
that's also, by the way, how I think she gets
away with being filthy in her music and and not
being s She's gonna leave her back door open. You know,
I get getting to seep out when I'm riding it.
Come on, she talks about, you know, she was riding
the surfboard. She was, you know, trying not to say it.

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She says, come inside it hit it like a side chick. Yeah. Wow,
She's like, read you know, everyone, I missed a grande
on Nickelodeon. I gotta say because salmon cat, I missed
the salmon cat. Uh. I grand Do yourselves a favor
and pull up the lyrics and analyze them. There's gonna
be a few of those them. Fear of those moments

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in there that you're gonna be holy sh it. I
don't by I can't believe she's saying that, I'll go
home to your spouse and go, hey, let's let's play
um act out the lyrics. But I don't know what song.
I don't know um the Ariana Grande song. What is that?
Positions shut you in, the positions for you? Yes, plus

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thirty five. Right, that's the one. She gargles her way
through everything and rumbles it and she finds a way
around the sensors. The Van Halen album Oh You eight
one two, yeah one. You know. Meanwhile, we're censoring out
the word weed. We we've had this controversy on the
Big Show. Yeah that justin Bieber Show. Every day that

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goes by, we look more and more foolish because it's everywhere.
It's on TikTok, it's everywhere with the word weed. And
and then here's the big problems. The problem is Elvis
has decided that on our morning show locally on Z one,
we're playing the version that has weed in it. Right,
We we got the version that's not our morning show
our The problem is we're on a d radio stations

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around the country, and we've talked about this. It's not
a secret. Every one of us stations plays their own music.
So when we go to commercial at the end of
the commercials here, that FM radio station is in charge
of playing the inserting the right. There's a lot of
reasons for that. I'm gonna bore you with that now,
but thing a whole other thing. So when you say

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I thought you guys fixed it, I'm hearing it beaped.
That's because your station is still playing the beeped version,
and the only people hearing it unbeaped is York. Now.
You could listen on is even hundred New York's channel
and I heart radio and hear it if it means
that much to you, or you can just go weed
weed and if people don't know it. The song is
I Get My Weed from California. Oh yes, what's the line,

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I get my Weed from California? Is that it? What's
the next line? No, it's that's I don't know before
it's get my Peaches out in Georgia. Oh yeah, I
wanted you to sing it. I get my peaches out
in Georgia, down in Georgia, get my weed from California.

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It's like Brodian Bieber this podcast. But people are so
used to hearing you, even on TikTok with the word weed.
It just sounds so childish. Oh, we have to block
it out. Well, it's not just tick talckets everywhere you
listen to music. Although somebody texted in this week and said, hey,
I'm on Spotify and they're playing the beep version, and

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I said, they're not playing anything. You selected the clean version.
You did, and not only that, not only that. You know,
kids Bop is notorious for just changing lyrics altogether. Their
version says weed. No, no, no, it doesn't. I'm wondering
what their version says if they've come out with a
song yet, and what will it be. Let's predict it.

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I got my son, I got my son, and I
got I got my peaches down in Georgia. I got
my tan in California. I got something like that. I
got my I got my avocado. Doesn't fit. Yeah, I
got a tan in California. Probably That's what I'm going with.
I got my tan in California. No, I don't say.
I don't think it's gonna be that. I think it's
gonna be um. I got my um something that sounds

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like weed, because they do that a lot of wordplay.
I got my meat, No we we've I got my weave. No,
definitely not um. I got my cheese. I got my
wheel Monterey Jack cheese. I got I got my wheels
out at like like my car. Those kids aren't driving

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at twelve. It's kids Bob driving a car. I got
my tan and cat tan's not gonna work. Well, I
got some sun in California. It doesn't. It doesn't. The
didn't always change into a rhyme. They try. Now they try,
they're gonna stick with the sound. I got some seeds,
like some sunflower seeds. No, no, I saw some beas

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in California. I got my teeth out in California. I
ate some peas. It's cheese peas. Come on. I got
my skis out in California. But Dwayne reed, in California,
there are in California. Well that's why you'd be like,
that doesn't make any sense. But you're like, oh, it's
supposed to be weed. Then Dwayne Wheed will become. I

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get my cheese from Cali, Fornia. I said that, are
you listening to this podcast? Cheese cheese? I said, Monterey Jack.
I got my cheese out in California, not known for
not known for cheese. No, but that's where Monterey Jack
comes from. No skiing out there, so that's out. No,
that's not true. You can ski in California. I got
some skis and I got jet skis in California. How

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about that? I got jet skis. My dog got fleas
in California. How about that? That doesn't make sense to
California's fleas everywhere. I like jet skis. I got jet
skis in Cala. But it's gonna be slurred. Do be
like you're not gonna understand. They're saying, all right, well,
we'll see what happens, and when that song does come out,
let us know. I saw Drew Brees in Cala. Are
you thinking that? You know what originally drafted by the

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San Diego Chargers, played his first five years there. Maybe
he went out for a vacation. I was retired. I
saw Drew Brees in California. How about that? Lou Reid's
dead right, unless unless they're like years ago they saw
him when they were two. I saw Lou reading I
wouldn't make sense. Yeah, you can't freeze in California. You can.

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There's mountains that they have all climate in California known
for it. They're not known for it. What about like tasty,
like a brain freeze. I got brain freeze in California.
You can do that. I got brain freeze. You scream
on the pier. That could happen well anyway. By the way,
this is proof again that the Brooklyn Boys do not
plan the show. Is absolutely proof we did not plan it.

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Do you think we sat around saying, you know what,
broody make sure that in the third minute we go
into this, this whole riff on Justin Bieber's song. So
here's what I would say, slices. If you have a
better line for the kids Bop song, or if you
liked one of the ones we've selected, tweet us. And
by the way, don't tweet at Brooklyn Boys thinking that's scary,
because you still need to tweet at Scary Jones because

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because if I reply all, I'm not replying to Scary.
Sometimes it's just doing it behind my back. Though so
that's good. Well, no, no, if you're bashing Scary, I'm
all about that. Son. You just David Brodie at the
Brooklyn Boys. That's fine. Feel free. A lot of people do.
In fact, a lot of a lot of people on Twitter.
We're poking funded some of some things. But I do
want to give props to Troy Underscore Renner, who tweeted,

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I'm out delivering pizza and I think Scary Jones is
in front of me, hashtag boogie bastard. He put a
picture of Mercedes SUV with the license plate Bougie one.
That's right after we talked about how you're a boogie bastard.
Also shout out to everybody who used the hashtagogie bard.
You know it's so funny though, Who would get that

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license plate? I mean it's called no, I wouldn't. This
is someone calling out themselves. They paid extra money to
have a vanity plate that says bougie one, right, so somebody,
I mean, is that something to be proud of? Their
waiving the bougie flag? They know it. It's someone bought

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that for them. They actually took time out to say
I don't want my regular numbers and letters license plate anymore.
I want this on my car all day. Right, Oh,
I got it, I got it. I got Bougie in California.
How that bogie in California? But anyway, this was um,

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this is a Pennsylvania license plate, Bougie one. I'd like
to know the driver of that car. I think you do.
My guess is you do. My guess is when you
go out with your boys in Hoboken, New Jersey, then
he's actually want to have I was Hoboken. Can I
say this? You came through Hoboken? Did you? Did you

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stop in Hoboken or you just drove through? Okay, So
my wife and two of my kids went out to
dinner on Saturday in Manhattan, a first Manhattan dinner since
the pandemic started. We went to rules in a classic
unbelievable restaurant by the way, which my wife's birthdays early
in the year, and they were closed. So they just

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they closed for I don't know, business was slow whatever,
and so New York doubled the occupancy from and we've
got a reservation immediately and we went Saturday night. Uh
so many outdoor uh structures being built with lights. Unbelievable.
How pretty there are there's um, there's one on on

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sixth Avenue something to verna to Greek restaurant and they
have they built uh, I guess it's permanent now, but
an outdoor structure that's open on one side like an
extra room on the end of the restaurant. And it's
got trees and uh and the walls are made of
white birch wood like like tree limbs. Unbelievable, you know,

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lots of verna something like that. Really, anyway, we went
through ols, went to dinner, had a great time. Everything
on the menu, by the way that we had no
changes necessary. We all had uh steak all pov which
is peppercorn sauce. We all peppercorn sauce on the steak,
all four steaks cooke perfectly served with French fries and
guess what else? Nothing? You know. I'm surprised though, because

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that is that is the type of restaurant that you
might call out in another you know, as being bougie
because I've seen because it's it's even though it's because
because it has French undertones. Now it is not a
bougie French restaurant. It's not. I don't want to give
the wrong idea at all. It's not isn't a French name?
And is it? Maybe? And I think in this case

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it is the way it's spelled. In this case e
r a u l is no, it's r a No,
it's r a O l oh l. That's right. Yeah,
you're right, maybe so. But it's the kind of place
that that upon first, you know, a site unseen without
knowing what they do there can be you know, can

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be considered bougie. But truth to be told, that is
a classic restaurant um that is that the Soho area
of Manhattan was built around. I mean, that place has
been there for eons and great you know, back in
the day when I was trying to you know, date,
you know, back in my early twenties, and I asked
the Elvis thirty years ago dinner advice, you know, back

(14:14):
in the day, and I said, hey, man, where should
I go for great dinner? He goes, you know, what's awesome?
And it was back then the answers rules. The answer
is still rules. It's very casual, you know, me with
precautions right now. Inside although we didn't eat inside, every
table had plexiglass on both sides. Yeah, no, they do

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it right. But they had a fortune teller upstairs. She
was at a little table in a corner with plexiglass,
like you were going to a bank, like a bank teller,
and she went she read the tyroll cards under the
ledge of the it was. It was just everybody who
was really hearable. Yeah, it's here where I'm gonna lose
the slices though um raouls is also I'm gonna I'm

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gonna paint the wrong picture of the place rules the
place that I first tried as cargo. Really, yes, I was.
I hate as cargo obviously, snails coach in butter by
the way, they're in these little ramikins with like butter garlic. Okay,
so so I I've always avoided them my entire life.
And and someone said, look, you know when in Rome,

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meaning like ego, if you really want to try snails
or rest car for the first time, do it at
a place that's authentically French. And this place is a
French bras. You don't want to have like mixed snails
right right to drive through right, or snail's palm at
an Italian place. So that means so anyway, so say,

(15:43):
speaking of palm, I hate to interrupt. You know, the
Mets traded for Francisco Lindor from the Cleveland Indians, just
so you know who he is. How's that going? By
the way they closer in their negotiations. I'm gonna get
into that later. He's one of the best shot stops
in baseball. I'm sorry, Cleveland, I'm sorry. Anyway, he signed
for this year not to get to sports e but
the Mets want to sign him long term so that

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he doesn't go to free agency next year. Then I
have to compete with other teams, right, So the owner,
Steve Cohen, took him to dinner a couple of nights
ago to schmooze him over. He had Italian boys, Steve
Cohen try and he took Francisco. You know what to
had for dinner? You know what, Francisco Lindor my guy
wolf for dinner. Nope, chicken parm, chicken palm. So now

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you gotta sign him, give him whatever he wants. You
go to chicken palm. So I just wanted to say,
and he's not Italian, so yeah, so that was just yeah,
just a pre yes, so about about okay? So they
go let me follow up on my story. Speaking of
classic restaurants, you reminded me. I was at my mom's
house last weekend and she's a big fan of action movies.

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So she says, you know, I said, what do you
want to watch? Mom? Because we have all the streaming
services there, I know, I log in uh for so
we can watch together. And then she pays for a
few of them too, and she says, you know what,
I've seen john Wick and I've seen john Wick three,
but I haven't seen john Wick two. That it hasn't
been on television, right. She tends to watch them when

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they're on cable, like she'll take them that, you know,
record them on our DVR. I said, well, she's why
don't we watch it? I said, why, I didn't really
watch put one, you know, the first one. She says, well,
I'll explain to you a little bit what happened in
one without ruining anything in the first one. Rather not one,
but in the first one, and we'll watch number two.
It's all right as long as you say, I can
get away with it. So we watched john Wick two

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and he drives a lot of really cool a couple
of really cool muscle cars, like from the ear of
cars I love, and I got very upset because they
crushed a couple of them. They damaged the cars, and
I felt bad for the cars. But that's not why
I'm bringing it up. Uh, there's a location in the
movie that he goes to. It's supposed to be UM.
So he plays an assassin who's part of this no

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spoilers UM, an elite global organization that has very strict rules. Okay,
what are the rules is you can't kill anybody on
the grounds of the Continental Hotel. That's where the headquarters is. Right,
So they show him a couple of times walking up
to the front of the Continental Hotel, and then once

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he goes in, he's in the lobby of a hotel. Well,
the front of the hotel is Delmonico's Steakhouse restaurant where
we had our free steak dinner with the oldest restaurant
in New York. They faked the facade, used the front
of the steakhouse as the hotel. Okay, what does that
have to do with this cargo. It has to do

(18:37):
with restaurants. We're talking about the whole time restaurants. I
wasn't right, but and I and I wanted to mention it.
Then you went into your snail talk talk slowly, we're
still on the first topic that we wanted to talk. Okay,
well I never talked about Hoboken. I still want to
talk about all right, we'll get there. Were you know
your first time listening that you gotta just hold on,

(19:00):
strap in because we we take all these turns. But
I wanted to encourage people to try something new. If
they have a chance to eat snails at a great restaurant, eat,
do it. Do it, Brody, I want to, I want,
I want. I'll tell you what I'm gonna take you out.

(19:20):
Hold on, we're gonna have We're not gonna do it.
We're gonna have s cargo appetizer because Brody not eating.
No they want no, there's no shells what we're talking about. No, no, no. See,
this is why this is why you suck. You gotta
open your mind out how many times you had sail five? Five? Okay,

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they were all at French they were all at French
style restaurants. So we were talking about Raoul's the place
you and your family went, and you guys bypassed their
signature appetizer, which is right, which is snails. No, we
had a little fritters, some kind of clam fritter. That's
not their signature. It's what they do best. Tastes, tastes
like girl lucky buttering. Goodness. Okay, how many years ago

(20:03):
did you have first try snails? Five years ago? I
waited my whole like, the point is no, no, So
you eat them once a year, that doesn't tell me
they're fantastic, because because how often do I go to
a French brass or something's food once a week? Why
it's fantastic. Didn't listen to what I said. I said,
if you go to a place where that's his signature
and that's what they do, right, then you get that.

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You lean into it. So I want to eat something
that I have to go to a special place that
they could fake it and make it just right so
I might find it edible. Nope, it's such a delicacy.
It's something I avoided for forty something years of my life.
And now here I am, I'm preaching to the choir
of s car Goes. I am and a friend if

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we order the appetizer, for me to say, you know what,
you enjoy them so much? My friend? You have them
I'm gonna have the The part of part of the
reason you claim you want this steak dinner and it
doesn't exist, and it's not it's not valid in any format,
is because it's it's it's two men hanging out breaking

(21:05):
bread their friends, steak and potatoes, American food and experim
and experiencing things together. Broke chicken palm by the way,
as American. And I know Chinese food is an American,
but American Chinese have no you have no give you no,
give you need this. You're super If Joe Mobster right
now is agreeing with me because he eats the same

(21:26):
little he's also a plane Jane. This is what he's
He's a plane joke Mobster. I love him. But you
know what you're talking about. You're talking about, you know,
getting giving up the point. You know, the steak of potatoes,
Guy and Tenians is steak and potatoes. I'm going on
the record right now, Boogie bastard. I'm going on the

(21:48):
record right now saying I will deliver you a steak
or pood dinner. We'll go back to our uls. You
and I. You just just gushed about how great that
place is and how everything was perfect. But that's not
a steakhouse. What it's a great, great steak But I
want to go to a steakhouse where the where the
waiters are snobby and and they have potatoes or grotten.
I got French fries with my steak. I want the

(22:10):
full steakhouse experience. I want potatoes. Now, MEA isn't even
good enough for a steak dinner. Baker steak dinner. That's
a dinner where I might own a steak. I want steakhouse.
New York has someone to find a steakhouse in the world. Wow, Wow,
you just you just added another another notch and another

(22:31):
reason why I'm not going to get you a steak
dinner now, because you remember Tad's. Do you remember Tad's
in Manhattan? The chain of restaurants in Manhattan. You can't
comp here a minute steak steak. No, No, they had
actual steak. You'd go in with a tray, you'd put
the trade down on the metal bars. You'd go and
order a steak. You'd slide down or get your sides.
You'd slide down, get a chocolate milk or something. Was

(22:52):
like a cafeteria steakhouse. Now, look, nothing wrong with it.
If you like that. But just because they served steak
doesn't mean it wouldn't count for my steak dinner. The
slices are my witness. Your look. Everyone says in their comments,
you're a proty a steak dinner. You're prody steak dinner.
I'm talking steak dinners. But you're not gonna by the way, snails,
you're making this up. You're like, oh, you know, Brody,

(23:12):
like an idea. Let's go for a scallion soup and
then I'll buy you a steak dinner and we'll put
Dylan the scallion soup and you'll have a we can
have five courses. It's a fancy none of them restaurant.
But but on the side, as an extra pat you
can get me pat a that uh patte on the
menu appetizer. I'll do that flo raw. You just really,

(23:38):
you just you played yourself. You because now now that
now a steak dinner at a fancy restaurant like Raoul's
isn't good enough for you. And by the way, snails,
a side, Snails a side. Now it's not even if
we didn't do even if we didn't do the car considerate.
I consider it. If you want to get me flag graw,
which I know is not American. I would, I would,

(23:58):
I would delve into the international world from some flog raw.
Who the hell's calling me? But I want potatoes or grotten.
If I'm telling you, I'm hanging, I'm gonna disconnect. If
it's if this is a setup, no, I swear to guy.
They called my house line. Oh well, then don't answer that.
It's it's restricted. Well they definitely don't answer it. Alright,
it's it to extend your car insurance or your car warranty.

(24:21):
Do you think at this hour? All of course? Oh yeah,
that's right. They could call till nine pm. It's seven eastern. Yeah.
So can I talk about Hoboken now? Yeah? Go go
for it. Okay. I tried to get you to talk
about Hoboken, but you just keep going off. After dinner,
we were like, oh, let's get some dessert. The problem

(24:41):
with the only problem in Manhattan right now, the only
problem is that businesses are closing earlier right because of
the cur a few times and lack of of foot
traffic there. It's like the village was closed, so the
restaurants were open. But we're like, you know, let's head home.
So while we're in the tunnel on the way home
to Jersey, I said, hey, why don't we drive up
but Washington Street and Homeboken, which is I don't know

(25:02):
about fifty blocks of just pure restaurants. It's all restaurants,
and then people live above the restaurant, right, So it's
like storefronts with like apartments above. Right. So it's like
any any street USA, but it's like main Street, but
it's all restaurants. Would that be fair to say, yes,
restaurants and bars, I should say. And again, you live

(25:23):
your own life. People make your own decisions. But driving
down Washington Street in Hoboken Saturday night, you would think
you were on the beach in Miami during spring break.
It was mayhem of of fluids being exchanged. So we
stayed in the car, kept the windows rolled up. I
put a mask on the front of my car and

(25:43):
I drove out of there. What's going on? Like the
bra I get the brat the bra in the front
of the grill to cover up the front of my car.
I put a face shield. It gets called a windshield.
But as I fell on the windshield. What's going on
in Homebowken? Scary? Is there not a pandemic in that
part of New Jerry. See holy shit, Brody. It's called
people living life, not the opposite. That's what's going on.

(26:06):
And if, if, if smash Lee has a problem with that,
then f you smash Le, not you smash Ly. I'm
just saying it was smashing He was the one who
wrote the one star review because they felt like they
felt like I was being a little too aggressive by
being outside by myself without a mask on whatever. Smash
by the speaking of those people were totally fine because

(26:27):
they were outdoors. Brody, so speaking, I don't have a
problem with that. You know what about fucking smash Le.
Let's let's keep up the positive reviews on our podcast. Please,
we'd like to start talk. We're on a roll. Keep
it up, is what I'm saying. Can I read one
for it to you? You gonna read one. I'm gonna
read one. I'm gonna read one. Okay. Yeah. So, by
the way, I would actually encourage you to leave a

(26:50):
review if you've never left a review on Apple iTunes,
that would be helpful. And by the way, last week's
episode on the downloads are through the roof. So I
now a couple of people tweeted into the show and
DM me in the past two weeks saying they've just
gone back to work and they started listening to the
podcast again. I'm gonna read one in a minute when

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we get to the time when we read emails and stuff.
So I feel like a lot of people are going
back to work, going back to their routines. But if
you're new to the podcast, enjoy this episode. But we
recommend you go to episode zero and listen to order
scary and played to listen in order jingle in a while.
Do you have those? We don't have to listen to
order jingle? Sorry, there, Bertie. You can send email me
those and I'll put them on my dollar equipment. Thank you,

(27:35):
thank you. By the way, they're all at work. You
may have to grab them from work. I don't have
them all on my computer. So, oh my god, I
gotta do everything for you, God everything. You're the worst.
Are you gonna say you're the worst? You're the worst?
I was going to read a review. Okay, this is
from Let's see where are the reviews? Oh, here we go?
All right, so here we go. It says listen in order. Um,
I'm going back to listen in order. I've greatly enjoyed

(27:57):
listening to the older episodes. A year oh, my elementary
school shut down due to COVID and was teaching remotely
and also staying home with my children. It's been a
difficult ride, but things are better now. See Brodie, that's
why people were out having fun and join your lives
because things are better now. Thank you listener. Um anyway,
we're all back in school. I seriously missed out on

(28:18):
my hour commute and listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast
and also the Elvis Duran Big Show too. I've missed
many episodes. Now I feel the need to hear snippets
of the newest episodes. But I decided to go way
back and start over. I am so glad I have.
I really missed you guys. We don't lie. Hips don't lie,
Reviews don't lie. Listen in order, folks, and thank you

(28:42):
for coming back. There are people coming back online now.
I got another email someone privately. Now I'm gonna I'm
gonna say no, no no, but no no. I got other
email later too, But this kind of goes with somebody
sidebarred me and wanted to know if it was okay.
That they did this, and I'm like, of course, so
she so Mary Kate, she slipped into my damns, if

(29:07):
you know what I'm saying, and she said, she said, look,
I haven't listened to the podcast since I stopped commuting
since COVID, But that's exactly what she wrote that. But
now I'm back. Do I really have to listen in order?
By the pull up your response? Did you respond back
to her? Yeah? I did, but I don't have it handy.
I wrote back, of course you do. Okay. See that's
where you and I differ. You know what I wrote

(29:27):
to her? I wrote, Nah, I'm like, at this point,
jump to the current one and listen to the others
in order when you have a chance. I said, we
have some. We've had some really funny shows since then.
And then she says, she wrote back to me again,
I tried to catch up here and there, but sometimes
it's true when you say you have to listen in order,
L O L. I will pick it up again. Yeah, right, Well,

(29:49):
because because I want people to discover that on their own.
I don't want to be the bad guy here. I'm
the bad guy. D I don't want to be the
bad guy. So I say, yeah, Gay, listen a current
episode and once they're lost and that, like we what
the are they talking about? It will incentivize them on
their own, Brody, to go back and listen to guess
what mission accomplished. In addition, Mary Kay wrote me, I

(30:11):
haven't listened since I stopped commuting last year. Period. Do
I really have to listen in order? Question Mark? It'll
take me forever to catch up, So I said, I
love that you are voice texting and I can see
the period in question mark, welcome back. We can't make
you do anything, of course, but yes, of course you
should listen in order because we are constantly referencing previous episodes.

(30:31):
Cative Nope, she said, And I said, the jokes won't
make sense. She said, l O L. I usually go
back and proof read, but I was very busy tonight
about the she actually wrote. You know, she said, question
Mark and whatever. My favorite part about you is your grammar,
and I'm usually really good about it. And I'm voice
texting and there's no commas and this is just a
run on sentence. Thank you for keeping it real, Brody.
You see the difference between you and I and you

(30:53):
and me? You you are authoritative. I am. I am
mr like, hey, do what you want? Get it? You
know it's I don't gay, No, it's it's more like
you know what. You you see that flame on the
stove over there, you want to go touch it? Go
touch it? Ahead you? Oh, So you're not the guy
who is demanding I try to ask. You're the guy

(31:14):
who says, hey, Brodie, do what you want. You don't
want to eat, you don't have to. That's you because
you know that to tell you, you're the live and
let live guy. Because you trying. I'm talking to right guy.
I'll tell you why. Because if we were at the
restaurant together and we ordered as cargo and I tried,
I'll push you. I'll push it in your direction. I'll
do it a few times and then I'll be like,
all right, whatever, and I will eat the whole thing.
But the fact is you won't even show up there

(31:35):
because now I'm hearing it's not a steak house because
it's gotta be a steak house, Like, potatoes are grotten
with my steak. They don't have that, So who's bougie? Now? Okay,
don't you eat cream spinas with your steak? Bougie Brody
hashtag Bougie Brody potatoes are grotten? Is bougie potatoes? What
the fact is that you want a free dinner, you

(31:55):
can get potatos are grotten when you're paying for dinner
at another place. I'm giving you. I owe us take dinner. Right,
We'll go back to Delmonico's then try No, not because
they'll just they'll just do it again. I wanted to
go to rolls. You have me in the mood. You
had me a peppercorn sauce, Brody? Oh, is that it
the other peppercorn sauce places. Let's find one the other
peppercorn you really are and we gotta take our first break. Well,

(32:17):
you know what, speaking of pieces of ship and eating,
I got a bone to pick with you. Bone bone? Yeah?
You the hell did I do? Hit the commercials? You
watch something else? You got that right? M Yeah. You
take a deep breath, Brody. Let take a deep breath,

(32:38):
Take a swig, Take a swig of what you're drinking.
All right? You know what I'm gonna just I'm gonna
you know, I'm gonna get something ready here because uh,
I'm livid, livid you you went out to dinner. First
of all, to a place I had never heard of.
You posted pictures of food that looked fantastic night. Yeah,

(32:59):
I know, but to me it looked fantastic, which is
saying something that was right in my wheelhouse. However, you
got a bunch of people, a bunch of people, you
went out for pizza. Scary, didn't you time food? Wheren't
you go to the second? Hold on, are you mixing
up two meals? Because I think you maybe because okay,
because I think for pizza talking about okay, that was lunch. Whatever.

(33:21):
You went out for pizza, right, sar Gi him a plug.
I went to a law sarantina in north Bergen, which is,
if you don't know, it's a family owned restaurant, a
restaurant which makes outrageous pie and they've been there forever.
It's an institution in that area. Okay, by the way,

(33:42):
you're not going there with steak because I ate steak
and I and I somebody called me out on that.
You're getting there getting there with the steak. I don't
want to do the back to back steak talk. You
had a slice of pizza. Now, sometimes there's a place,
there's a place in Hoboken. What's the place the world's
largest slice? H Johnny, I'm sorry, no, no no, uh, Benny

(34:02):
to Dino's right, BENNI Didno's The slice of pizza is
basically a triangle pie like it's the whole pie in
a triangle. It's massive. It's larger than your face. It's
eighteen inches long. If it's two inches long, it's massive.
You didn't have that, Scary, You had a Sicilian slice
of pizza. Was good, it was it was brody, it

(34:23):
was life changing. Yeah, okay, now I know where you're
going with this. Did did Did you enjoy it? Oh? God?
Did you? Of course I enjoyed it. Brody, son of
a bitch? Where you're from, Scary? You're from Brooklyn? Right.
You know if you listen to Elvestrand's Big Show, which
is a lot of you, you will have heard a

(34:44):
little little taste of this on the air the other day.
You ain't pizza what a fucking a knife? Fucking a
knife and you're dead to me. Okay, you don't eat
pizza with a fo work at a knife. Listen, I'm
just as much as from Just because you does, just

(35:06):
because you're yelling, doesn't make you right just because your
does not make you right a whisper? Who who do
you think you are? What do you? What do you?
What are you from the Great state of Wyoming? You don't.
You don't eat pizza that way. See that's a call
back if you listen to Nouity. You know what I
was referencing. Yes, yes, you don't. If it's so big,

(35:26):
if it's such a massive slice, you have to cut
it in half, fine, then you pick it up and
eat with your hands. It's not about it wasn't about
the size of the slice. Yeah, what was it about
the motion in the ocean? It was here was what
it was about. And it wasn't about trapped. Okay, now
let me let me say this. Okay, you know that

(35:47):
we've both we're both from Brooklyn born and bread we
are we Wait and you know that we do have
these rules and I do you have to do the fold.
We talk about this, We have talked about it. Wait. Wait,
so when you pick up your pizza, if you don't
know what it is, by now, it's the New York fold.

(36:07):
You pick up a slice, usually it's triangular, or even
if the square one, you put a crease in the middle.
You fold it over and then you hold it from
the bottom sill. You pick it up and pick it
up and hold it. You still pick it up the
point you handle. It's pizza has a handle. True story.
Now here's the problem with that. See, this is what
you didn't see. You didn't see me struggling for thirty

(36:29):
seconds prior because my buddy didn't have his phone out
trying to tape that. So he's putting me on his
Instagram story. He only caught the ladder thirty seconds, which
was me using a fork and knife on pizza. But
oh my god, when you say it out loud, but
when you when I tried to lift it, this was
actually a joke. We were lead the three of us
were at the table. I picked it up and it

(36:51):
was a sloppy and floppy You ever get a sloppy
and floppy you know what that is? Yes, you're trying
to ask your own date sloppy and floppy. See I
I I ted you up for that on purpose because
I knew you were gonna go there. So you when
you pick up pizza and it's just floppy and the
cheese is dripping everywhere, and it's in hand. Yeah, I
had both hands. You guide, you pick up with one,

(37:12):
you guide with the other. I tried to lift it
off the plate and and the cheese started with like
like falling off the side towards the palm of my
hand and burning the funk out of me. So I said,
you know what, I put it down. I looked at
my friends. They just friends, they're still your friends, well
one of them, one of good, good sex sex days,

(37:34):
sex on the sex on the way. Dave decided to
pick up his phone and pull it out and he said,
you know what this is going on? My I G
story And he started laughing his ass off because at
that moment, you have to submit to the pie. You
submit to the pizza and push it to the edge.
You push it to the edge right of the plate.

(37:54):
You let the plate hold the pizza for you, and
you push a corner hanging off the edge of the
plate and you and you nibble the corner. So am
I supposed to pick up the entire plate with the
pizza and edge, nudge it off and the plate the plate.
You let the plates serve the pizza to you, saying
you use the plate as the entire plate. You put
the whole plate up to your mouth and slide that

(38:16):
thing into your pie hole. This is why they call
it a slide it off the edge, like off the cliff.
Off the cliff, maybe like an inch or two, just
so it doesn't fall, just off the cliff, and you
go so good. Then you do it again out of
the corner, so good? Can you do it in the middle?
So good? And that of it. It's like getting out
of a tight palking space. You pull up to the left,
back to the right, up to the left, and you

(38:38):
eat enough of it that it's not too big to
pick up. See once again, the authoritarian versus the live
and let live guy that I'm being diplomatic about it.
I'm giving Okay, here's and and here's I'd say, who's
your least favorite politician in the world. It's I know
where you're gonna go with this one too. It's mayor.
It is mayor to Lousio from that city. I want

(38:59):
to play something for you, Garrett, hold on, I gotta
play till after the ad. I want to play this
clip for you of when he first became mayor. I
know what happened? When do you hold on? You know exactly? Yes,
I don't think you do. He did he ate pizza
with a knife and fork. Pizza about nothing? Yes in
York Shi hold on, hold on his Italian Hey, we

(39:22):
got hold on. We'll play the clip. This is a
news story, major crisis enveloping the brand new mayor of
New York City. This involves this scandalous picture Mayor Build
a Blasio caught on camera eating pizza with a fork
and the horror lad. Of course, tradition holds that you're
supposed to fold your slice in half and eat it
with your hands. People in New York City or outraged.

(39:45):
I don't know who's more outraged than Ron Claiborne. Now,
you know, ten days in office and this guy is
already in deep, deep trouble. The New York Daily News
is calling it fort gay, perhaps so predictably, and issued
this harsh annunciation of the city's new mayor, saying he
was eating his pizza like a tourist ouch. Everybody, especially
every New Yorker, knows there is only one way to

(40:05):
eat a slice of pizza like New Yorker, with my hands.
Tell that to New York City's new mayor, Bill de Blasio, please,
and good fellow's pizza New York Staten Islands had a
meeting with local business owners. He did the unfaikable eight
pizza with a fork and a knife. Yeah, young guy

(40:26):
right there by the way. It was that report was
that Dan, our friend Dan uh from the from Good
Morning America on Saturday's. Let me say I think it
sounded like him. Let me say yes, last name Dan
Harrison Harris. Yes, love that eight things just your your
ship right? Okay? Now wait no, wait, So first of all,

(40:49):
for gate Fork, you scary johnes for you. Here's my boy,
John Stewart. I listened. This is a clip from two
thousand eight. At that time, not I'm politician Donald Trump
was entertaining politician Sarah Palin in New York. He took
it a lunch for pizza at uh Familia's, which in

(41:11):
Times Square is a chain restaurant. And I want you
to hear John Stewart's reaction. Okay, disrespect. He was upset
that Donald Trump put a slice of pizza on top
of another slice of pizza prior to what I'm playing you.
She's like, you know what, I'm okay, Now, let's keep
rolling on the clip. I apologize, Let's let's continue with
the meeting. Is that are you eating? Said Anaka at

(41:48):
day be abdo, Donald Trump, why don't you just take
that orc and stick it right in New York SI? Okay,
all right, well you just took a four and stuck
it in New York's I all right? All right, calm
the funk down for a second. Okay, this hang out
accepting resumes. If you're from Brooklyn would like to host

(42:09):
a poast, please, I'm gonna say one thing, okay, and
that is I am. I am on listen, I'm on
this team. I am all about it, eating with you know,
picking it up and eating with your hands. But either
are those rare cases. There are those rare cases where
I'm like, you know what, I Am not going to
enjoy this if it's gonna if half it's gonna end

(42:29):
up on my fucking lap or the floor or my
shirt because it's so sloppy that I can't so. So
in this one particular case, Brodie, I just I rolled
up my sleeves. I said, a man's gotta do what
a man's gotta do, and I I I did the unthinkable.
I went, I went against my own values. Now, now

(42:50):
a lot of people are screaming at this podcast right now,
saying fuck you, Brodie. In Italy they eat pizza with
forks and knives because because they do. We're not from Italy.
It's an Italian thing to do, though, Brodie, Okay, you
know what in in in certain Asian communities, they take
the chopsticks, they put the bowl up to their face
and they shove the rice in their mouth like a

(43:11):
lot of people will tell you that they don't even
do that. That that Japanese people in Japan eat sushi
with their hands and they don't use chopsticks for that.
So so what I'm saying is there's more than one.
There's more than one way to skin the people saying,
you know what, there are some countries where they skin cats.
We don't do that here. I am still a firm believer, guy,
I am still murder me slices. I am still a

(43:35):
firm believer. Pizza that damn it. I am a firm
believer of eating pizza with your hands and doing the
fold were applicable. But but god, Brodie, if you ate
this piping hot, cheesy, juicy slice of pizza that again
had a little bit of flop to it, you too,

(43:56):
would have taken to the fork in the knife as
a last resort given the choice between burning my tongue
and keeping my self respect. I'm going with self respect.
You took a major hedio, bro, you did all right. Okay, okay, okay,
take a deep breath and now and now and now.
The reason why I thought you were going to call
me out was later that night, later that evening. Um,

(44:19):
I took my girlfriend out. And and before you go further,
I gotta say it was so good. And I said
this on the morning show the other day. You know,
kudos to my friend Corey at Patello not a sponsor
and not hold on. Okay, and I paid, I paid
for you know, I did. Um. He is doing something
and it's like a win win win. I'm wondering if

(44:41):
more people can convince the business owners in their area
to do the same, and that is he did this.
Return to live music, I saw a live jazz band,
jazz blues. This guy named King Solomon Hicks. He's opened
for Ringo Star. He's been all over the place, but
in non COVID times, he he does the circuit and
he's gigging. Gigging is when you gig around the country

(45:04):
playing famous places like the Blue Note and BB King's,
you know, but because the COVID, those places are not
allowed to open. And so my friend Corey said, light
bulb went off. So I got an idea I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna do a fifty capacity room with all the
socially distant tables. Brodie, even you would have been impressed
because and I'm gonna open up my back lounge and

(45:25):
we're gonna do it. Three clock Ariana Grande. Yeah, she
opens up her back lounge, right, she opened her back well,
she opened the front one. She opens the front one too,
both sides so so. And he's employing these out of
work musicians weekly and open did decide to do like
a jazz blues night. So now these people have a

(45:46):
job for the night, and they have a gig where
they normally would be able to get one. And he's
introducing the local public to to jazz and and and
blues where he normally wouldn't have that. And oh, by
the way, he has a lot of people seeing live
music for the first time in over a year. And
I gotta say it was the most It was such
an awesome feeling. I got chills, and I looked at

(46:07):
my girlfriend, who I took to dinner, and I said, Robin,
can you believe it? It's the first time we're watching
live music, because it is this so bizarre yet so
cool and comforting to know that we're watching a three
piece band, a bass, you know, a druma bass and
guitarist and a singer. Just go at it, like, just
go just I'm like, whoa live sound coming out of

(46:29):
speakers And it was so cool to say so yeah,
So I'm so excited and it marked the return to
live music for me. And then my buddy is doing
a great thing. And by the way, every week they
do this, so so yes, Brodie, now you may feel
free to go off on what did I have for dinner?
Brodie that the listeners jumped on me about. No, you
know what, I pretty slices. You know, I love you

(46:50):
more than Scary does oo Like, oh my god, Brodie
would be so jealous. And I'm like, first of all,
first of all, it's indoor dining during a pandemic. You're
not getting brody here. Brodie would never show up to
his dinner, so it's a good point. Okay, So I'm
not jealous of the fact you took Robin to dinner
because it's your girlfriend and you should on a Saturday night.

(47:11):
It's when you take other friends to steak dinners that
I get upset Robin, who I love. By the way,
how do you know she's amazing? Uh and obviously very
forgiving after what you did. Um, I don't want to
discuss that here, but it's terrible. It's a great woman,
and uh, you can take her to dinner the least
you could do. By the way, after dinner, were you
thirty five or thirty four? Uh? Just curious? I mean,

(47:36):
you know you have a you have a what you
dinner rule? Don't you? Yeah? Here? No, not since like
two thousand ten. Yeah, I feel like i've you know,
I've grown up over the years. I must say. If
you do two thousand ten, scared, that's a only different,
different story scary. Oh you know what, that's a great

(47:58):
segue speaking to two thousand. I have a two thousand story.
Can I may share a quick one with you? Yeah?
Please do so you could share it. You could share
a long one with me, if you know what? If
you know what I'm saying, I wish I could, but
I cannot. God made me funny. So the New York
Mets how a team. Right, They wear white uniforms with
blue and orange. Right, they wear gray road uniforms with

(48:20):
some blue and orange. They wear blue uniforms with blue,
orange and white. Like blue, orange and white. There's always
an orange in their motif. Right, but blue and orange
and their colors and and white is thrown in fact
sent right? Okay. Well, in the late nineties, early two thousands,
I think from I want to say nineties seven to
two thousand two, right around there, the Mets had an
alternative jersey, a black jersey. They did that I did

(48:43):
not like because it did feature orange. I think it
was like an orange stripe somewhere. There was a little
notre's a little orange on the on the line, Yeah,
but not a lot. They mostly made the logo black
and blue instead of orange and blue. Right, you didn't
like that at all? I didn't like it. Is as
a purist that black is not a color of our team. Okay,
it's like when the New York jest as as a racist,

(49:06):
black is not a color of your team. Wow, that's
not what I said at all. Black is not a
color of our team. Yeah, the baseball team. So there's
been an uprising since the Mets have a new owner,
Steve Cohen, Tribe to bring back the black jerseys. From
people who like the black jerseys. I would say most
of the fan base that likes it are the ones

(49:27):
that were teenagers during that time when the Mets went
to the playoffs in the World Series, and for them
that's when they remember baseball and when the Mets were
really good. Yea somewhere in there, right, you were not
a teenager in those years, you know. I was about twenties.
But I will say this, the the two thousand Mets,
I mean, god, how could you well, Mike Piazza less sports,

(49:48):
less sports. The point is the Mets put a picture
up of one of the players, Mike Piazza, right Italian.
Uh his name, that's right, well Piazza, which is like
a square, like not a pizza in his name. Well yes,
technically the letters of the area. Anyway, Piazza was wearing

(50:09):
a black jersey in the picture, and everyone's like, oh
my god, I love the jersey. Love the Jersey's So
I'm reading the quotes, the comments rather on Instagram, and
one guy writes now that the hat the Mets. Normally
where is Mets blue with an orange logo? But back
then they had a black hat with a blue logo. Okay,
oh my god, I hope they bring back that hat.

(50:30):
I've been looking forward for years. Can't find it anywhere.
I can't find it anywhere. Scary. Where can I find it?
He wrote? Where can I find it? To which I replied,
the Internet, Yeah, it's anything. Is is find a bull?
Where is he looking that he can't find it anywhere?
So here's what I did. I went to Google and

(50:51):
I put in the words Mets all black hat from
two thousand. Everybody sells it. Everyone, Domino's Pete sells it.
You can get it anywhere you can. J C Pennies
has it, Okay, Victoria j C j C Pennies. I
pluralize it, meaning all of them, all the stores, all

(51:12):
of the j C Pennies have them. Uh, Victoria's secret
sells the Mets two thousand black hat. So I wrote,
I wrote Google and I put in quotes Mets all
black hat from two thousands. How are you living when
you go? Oh? I looked everywhere? Did you really? It's
like when my daughter sitting on the couch and she goes,
I can't find the remote. I go, did you? And
I watched her look for it. Her eyes go to

(51:32):
the left, they go to the right, and she, oh,
I can't find the remote. She gets up. Did you
get up? No? Did you look on the left side
of the couch. No, I can't find it. I can't
can't find the hat anywhere. If you start us out,
I can't find it. Now. Look, it's one thing. If
you go, I can't find a PS five, right, you
guys can't find it. They sold out. Okay, I can't

(51:54):
find a black Mets had from two thousand. There's an
industry that survives on selling roll back sports gear. Yeah,
you can't find it anywhere? Where would I find where?
I write? Can't find it anywhere? No. I I hate that.
I hate that so much. You know you're not trying,
you know, if you want to, Let's say here's something

(52:14):
very very simple. I mean, this is I might have
talked about this a while back, but let's say you
have some leftover ingredients in the refrigerator. Okay, you're gonna
you're gonna laugh. I'm like funk Man. A few months,
a few weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were having brunch.
She made me buy buttermilk, and I have a whole
quart of buttermilk, and and we used three teaspoons of
it because that's what the rest of you called for.

(52:34):
And now the rest of it's sitting in my and
we used an eighth of a cup of sour cream.
Fu man, I can't believe it. And all we have
deal of fresh deal. That's why I'm laughing because I'm like,
look at all this fucking I have. I have gobs
and gobs of deal, like a huge fucking bush made chicken.
Wait wait, wait, wait, waiting, wait. So you know me,

(52:55):
I don't like to I don't like to throw away food.
I don't want to throw away things. I don't So
what do I do, Brodie? I'm like, huh, buttermilk, sour cream, dill.
I'm like, what can I make with this? And I vomit?
You know, So you put those origins to a Google
search engine and seventeen recipes come up. So I guess

(53:18):
I made buttermilk fried Southern fried chicken. I made a
buttermilk dill lemon dressing for my salad you know, later
in the week. So now I have that's like you're
on Chopped the TV show, right, But because if they
don't have the use of the Internet's the point is
internet is our friend every time, every time. Like so,

(53:38):
going back to your conversation about I can't find it.
I can't find it anywhere? Where would I find it? You?
All you gotta do is plug it in a search engine. Right,
You can use bing if you want. You can use
whatever you want. I ask Jeeves is still around somewhere,
go ahead and use that grew me within twelve seconds.
I had no less than twenty thousand things to do
with my buttermilk, sour cream and dial which pick out

(54:02):
of my house. Well, speaking of combinations of food, like
you just did, buttermilk fried chicken is a thing todays.
But you made you made buttermilk chicken cutlets. I was
just saying, that's what made because I told you that
we made motza cutlets, right because pass Over and we're
not supposed to be bread Jews tribe, and so we
ground up some mots in the old blender and we

(54:23):
breaded motza cutlets. Sound you said, oh, did you use buttermilk? No,
my wife puts salt and pepper in the in the
matza crumbs. It was fantastic little spice to it. So
good anyway, speaking of combining what just sour cream and buttermilk,
Our good friends and Hinds have struck again from the
people that that brought you Mayo tard. Was that it

(54:47):
mayo chup and and and and and uh mayo must
or whatever it was all a cranch. They've they've they've
struck again. They've struck again. They just at least I'm
gonna tell you the name of the product, and you
tell me what it is made of. Okay, okay, hanch
hanch so and hands so obviously uh so so Hellman's mayonnaise. Nope, okay,

(55:16):
hand should Why would Hines use Helman's Hi, I'm so sorry,
hinzman hinz catchup and and ranch dressing catchup? It doesn't
start with an H hand hanch so it's hind so
it's obviously catch up. No, hey, ketchup doesn't start with
an H but hinz ketchup? Does you just said? Is

(55:36):
it a high? Is it? Hins brand product as food?
Mayotard is mustard, mustard and mustard, right, it's two. It's
two foods. No company name in there as is a
food hanch hins nosing a family feud. Yeah, you're getting it.

(55:58):
You getting closed, yep, yep, so closet yep. No, it's
gotta be a liquid. It's gotta be it's hot sauce, Yes,
hot sauce, picante and ranches hanch. Okay, by the way,
fuck you because that's not obvious. Okay, fuck you. I

(56:21):
don't think anybody thought that. What I don't think anybody
said hanch and thought hot sauce. Immediately, I'm gonna give
a little give me a break, two playing along at
the home. He's number two. Ready, this one doesn't sound
good at all. Ready, tarts up, tarts up so tartar
sauce and catch up, Yes, tarts up parts up so

(56:46):
that awful pickly white chip, tartar sauce in my kenchip. No, now,
this one, this one's easy. This one's easy. I shouldn't
I shouldn't be giving you a hanch last Well, ready
was sabbioli? Well see right there, All three of them
are in there, are in there. It's it's it's the
third one mayonnaise because it's sabi. What was sabi ioli?

(57:10):
So ioli? But ioli has mayo in it, but it's
not Mayo is not an ingredient. Well, it's part of it,
it's part of what mali. But you don't call catchup
to sabi and right, yeah, so creamy is looking creamy green,
So it's was sabi with mayonnaise and garlic ioli. No,

(57:34):
not mayonnaise, but mayonnaise is part of ioli. Right, but
you don't say mayonnaise and ioli, but d giving you
the ingredients in it. There's mayonnaise in the fucking was sabioli. Yes,
this this mayonaise in it, but he's not part of
the combo. And if I say I'm having ice cream
and chocolate syrup, you don't say, oh, so there's milk.

(57:54):
You're having milk, ice cream and chocolate syrup cream so particular,
No you are. You're saying mail for no reason. You
know what, fuck you hanch that's your new nickname, manch hanchy.
While you're at the store, pick me up a couple
of eggs, some buttermilk, and some hanch hanchnch. Now I

(58:15):
have I have, I have one more. I have one
more catchup thing? Can I get another? Catch of course?
All right? This is for my white Castle peeps. White
Castle big burger chain on the East Coast. Sliders love them.
We talked about it. We talked about all the time. Okay,
So I want to see if I have the email here,
because the email is really where it's at. If I

(58:37):
don't have the email, I'm just gonna paraphrase. So in
the white Castle app, you can you can order the
food you want. But it's a but it's what I'm saying,
but it's a terrible app. So let's say you want
to order a slider with American cheese and then a
couple of slides with cheddar cheese. That would be uh
Slee's if we're going with what we're talking about earlier ses.

(59:01):
You order, you hit, you hit slider, then you say, uh,
select cheese. It goes to the cheese page, you select American,
then it goes back out to the main menu. So
you have to select slider again, then select cheddar cheese,
and then it goes back to the main menu. Then
you want to get a lapeina want It's terrible app. Okay,
So on the modifiers, like when you got a Taco

(59:22):
bell m. I've had problems with the app when you
got a taco bell. Let's say you get a seven
Laga burrito, you said, I want to customize the seven
laa burrito. It gives you all of the ingredients and
you can say no lettuce, extra lettuce, right, no salur cream.
You could just see everything and say what you don't want? Okay.
So on the White Castle one, most of the burgers

(59:44):
have three things on them. Onions, pickles, and catchum. Oh my,
so guess what I don't want on my burgers? Arms,
pickles and pickles and catch up. We know you all
too well, right, because first of all, it's not heinz ketchup.
Second of all, some of the burgers from my kid
and one of my kids, you know it's I'm cursed
doesn't want to catch up on her burger. The app

(01:00:06):
the app lets you take off, but no onions or
double onions, no pickle or double pickle. There's no modifier
for no catchup. There's a box where you can type
in no catchup. Did you complain to the White Castle gods,
Yes I did. Did you complain to the people in
the Ivory Castle, Yes I did. Castle. I emailed her

(01:00:28):
punsel up in the Ivory Tower in the White Tower,
And I said, hey, I'm curious. First of all, why
does your app make me keep going back out to
modify my burgers? It's a three step process. It's annoying.
Second of all, how come you don't have a modifier? Now,
keep in mind, I'm in New Jersey, right, I'm gonna
White Castle in New Jersey. I said, how come I
can't put in no ketchup? So his answer to me,

(01:00:50):
tell me, what how what you think of this answer? Scary?
He writes back, And he says, well, that's just the
functionality of the app, which is not an excuse, no
explanation as to why I have to back out to
put different cheeses on. It means you're like, yeah, three
burgers and Swiss three burgers, but not Swiss cheddar three burgers,
Halipino cheese, whatever. I don't keep going back out to
the main menu. So then he so his answer was,

(01:01:12):
and is that's why? Because this is what he said,
He said, as far as the ketchup, Ketchup has only
put on burgers in New York, therefore we don't put
the option in the app. But wait a second, he
didn't answer your question because you're in New Jersey, right,
and and there's ketchup being put on your burger unwillingly.
If you were living in any other state, you wouldn't
have had this problem, right, right. So he's talking about

(01:01:36):
his head up. So I said, first of all, that's
not an excuse. It should say ketchup, we're available, right,
So just put New York and New Jersey only say
second of all, I'm in New Jersey, so you'll rule
about New York is unless you're so incompetent that you
think New York and New Jersey. I fuck, it's the
same thing that the Jets and Giants play in New Jersey,

(01:01:56):
but then the New York Jets and Giants. So you
know what. I'm Brooklyn guy, but don't fuck Overlook New Jersey.
It's a big state. If you're gonna put catch up
on my burger, you should have an option. But then yeah,
it's just New York. Yeah no, man, they just wrote
it off. They have a feeling without knowing statistics that
New York and New Jersey are probably your two biggest

(01:02:18):
states for white castle based on population, or at least
near the top. Yeah, so offer catchup is an option
or just put the fucking button there, or you know what,
create an app called the New York white Castle app
New York, New Jersey, white Castle state state. We usually
do that, right, So they wrote back, well, that's why
the boxes there you can you can put So they're

(01:02:39):
not bending, they're they're pretty much they're saying, fuck you.
We're not changing our app for you because one one
fucking crazy loon from New Jersey decided to go off
on us tonight. Yeah, that's it. Don't care. They wrote
you off. They're a big corporation. They're looking down from
theirs for right, only from New York. We're only gonna

(01:03:01):
in convence New Yorkers. And here's the thing. If I
if I want to save that as my special like
on Taco Bell, I can save my customized burritos. So
I want to order them again to already customize. Well,
if I want to order my customized on Taco Bell,
I gotta write and no catchup again, no catch up,
no catch up. I shouldn't have do that. Save the
box where I wrote no catchup? How about that? Nope,

(01:03:22):
how about that? How about that? So take take a
deep breath. Okay, breathe breathe deeply and scary. What what? No? Wow?
I just can't believe how time is like flying by?
You know, uh, I know you want. You wanted to
talk about your tires from Mavis. No, no energy, you

(01:03:46):
don't have the energy. No, because if you need some gas,
why don't you swallow some white castles. That's right, you
know what I'll talk about. By the way, I wasn't
gonna mention the name of the place, and now you have,
so uh No, I'll do that now, I'll do that
next episode. It's okay, um, I didn't want to talk
about uh. I made a joke on the internet that
the guy didn't get the joke, So I know scared.
You don't watch The Falcon and the Winter Soldier on

(01:04:08):
Disney Plus. It's a Marvel UH TV show based off
of the movies the m c U the Marvel UH
Cinematic Universe. Anyway, not a spoiler. Really, there's a new
Captain America. Okay, not a spoiler. It's a big it's
all over the place. It's part of the plot. It's
not as a big surprise. It's teased in the first
episode and it's in the second episode as a new guy,

(01:04:30):
because if you saw the movies, you know Captain America
is not fighting crime anymore. That's all I gotta say.
Not a spoiler, He's not fighting crime anymore. Okay, Right,
So a lot of people don't like the new Captain America, who,
by the way, is played by Kurt Russell and Goldiehorn's son, uh,
which a lot of people don't know. Okay, Okay, So
I saw I wanted to see if people like the

(01:04:50):
New Captain America. I'm on Twitter and a guy wrote,
I hate the New Captain America. No cap. No cap
means it means old, not line, no exaggeration, no cap,
but the way you know whether you know the for
a second when no cap comes from, I do, yes.
Let's people where it comes from. Uh cap competitions in

(01:05:12):
Atlanta in the sixties, when people hold on, when people
used to try to top each other, and they would
they would try to cap each other because a cap
is the top of your head, and a cap used
to exaggerate, right, and so uh exaggerating was when you
would like cap people like, oh yeah, I've got a
thousand dollars, I've got a million dollars. Your mother is
so fat no, your mother's even fatter, and they would

(01:05:33):
exaggerate each other. And so no cap means no exaggeration.
Now it's funny you say that, because according to Urban Dictionary,
it doesn't mean that at all, not even close. Then
the sixties aren't even acknowledged. Um when somebody gets you know,
Urban dictionaries a thousand definitions, but you seem to think
yours as better. Well, I think that the one, the
prevailing one for people under the age of sixty, is

(01:05:56):
that if when you get grills your teeth, you know,
you know, when you get grills, some people actually extract
a tooth and put a gold tooth in, but other people,
other people put a cap in because it's They put
it over the tooth because it's removable, a removable gold tooth.
So when you say no cap, that means no, I

(01:06:16):
don't have caps. These are real are real gold teeth,
my friend, That's not it. It's not it because if
the explanation I gave you, I've seen in multiple places. Okay,
well I've seen this in multiple places as well. Let's
see of let's see what Google says. What does the
expression no cap mean? See? Uh, okay, let's see what

(01:06:37):
Let's see what what? What does it mean? A slang?
Let you see what does it mean? No cap? Urban
Dictionary the phrase originated hold on. Yeah, you're you're bypassing
the ones that support my theory. Nope, nope, nope. Let's see.
Here's a couple of people who might know. Let's see
what they say. Hold on, I gotta play the ads
six seconds. Hold on, let's hear they say, no cap. Okay,

(01:07:02):
we'll go for a few more seconds. Um, you are watching?
Is that what the kids? Is? That what the kids said?
Let's listen to this. So what we're going to do
is go through the Urban Dictionary to pick us a
random slang that the kids are saying there on days.
Wait for this no pound pound? Hell, let's see what pound?

(01:07:29):
There's a no cap? This definition which is camping? Which
is making fun of people? No, I think it's I
think it's definition which capping. I hate this words so much?
Why do you hate it? That's a question. Capping. I'm
familiar with this, are you? I hate those words so much?

(01:07:51):
Happy people over use it? I mean, we already know
what capping is like. Literally, it's just it's just shooting,
no shooting. Yeah, I was talking about okay. I was like,
this place has a whole show based off of this definition,
which is camping, which is making fun of people. No,
I think it's I think it's good shooting. They are
saying that capping his lying like you lying, like you

(01:08:14):
just tell that's not that's not the history, but what
they find the history. I gotta fine, I gotta fine.
Everybody go look it up. Wait a second, they didn't.
Didn't explain it. There they were doing they were talking
about capping. Oh no, let's see. I'm telling you. I'm
telling you what the all right, you know whether it
depends on well, I want to tell you my joke though,

(01:08:35):
all right, we'll continue. Go for so, so the guy said,
I hate the new Captain America no cap. Well, Captain
Erica's nickname is cap, so I wrote back, no cap,
he's no cap. Right. The guy didn't get it, gets
a joke. No, I'm like, he's no, he's no cap,
like for real, he's no cap. He's not the real
Captain no cap, he's the fake one. No cap. Right,

(01:08:58):
didn't understand it night and get it. By the way,
I'm going to submit my definition to the I'm today
years old girl on TikTok Okay. Here's another website history
lessons in the in the nineteen forties, according to Green's dictionaries,
So the world didn't exist, things didn't hit, theories, expressions
didn't start in the forties or twenties. Or Jesus. Wait wait,

(01:09:22):
people quote Jesus all the time, just the slices. Look up,
go to Urban Dictionary and look. Okay, and then you
see the good idea. I hate Christians. The Bible was
written two thousand years ago, that's before nineteen forty. So
don't listen to it. According to scheme because the reasons
because we're talking about a current day definition of something
that just became popular again. So this is just just

(01:09:44):
the no cap thing became popular in the last years,
a couple of years. So it first appeared on Twitter
in in two thousand twelve. Right, okay, and yeah, and
what does it say? It says uh, it's a dictionary
of According to the Dictionary of Slang, this addictionary slang
to cap is evidence as evidence as slang meaning to surpass,

(01:10:05):
connected to the ritualized insults of capping in the nineteen sixties.
These terms appear to be rooted in the sense of
kappas or to top or upper limit, to over to
to top with the last person said, So, no cap
has the sense of no law, no joke for real
or not bragging, nothing to do with teeth, right, Okay,
Well if if you know and break a leg doesn't

(01:10:28):
mean because you're in a cast. Everyone go to Urban
Dictionary and typing no cap holds your horses means you're stable.
That's that's what I'm saying. The reason why it was
popularized recently was because of the reason that I said
that I stated, and that's you know, that's whatever. All right,

(01:10:48):
no cap, no cap, no cap? Alright, alright, you're on
a point or what what are we doing here? Well,
I want to talk to you about I got two things.
Do you want to hear about the ungrateful father or
the Amazon delivery guy who the five? I want to
go and I want to No, no no, I want to
go to the father. I want to talk about the
ungrateful father. Okay, to me, By the way, it gets
us away from customer service for just one week, that's fine.

(01:11:11):
So do you remember my story about the homeless guy
When I was walking home from dinner with some friends
and we were planning on going out for like a
number of hours. And I had I don't know, half
a steak that I didn't eat with my hands. I
had cut a piece off and it was fine. It
was a good steak. It wasn't like you know, top
of the line. Was a good steak and a few
of us didn't want to carry the steaks all night.

(01:11:34):
I think they were like four of us, two couples,
three couples with six of us. And I see a
homeless guy in Times Square and I said, you know what,
rather than me walk around my steak dinner with my
steak and a couple of us, I went over to
the guy and I said, excuse me, so I'm sorry
to bother you. I know it's cold. My friends and
I were out for steak dinner and a couple of us,
um really didn't need a lot of it there. You

(01:11:56):
know that they're sanita. I promise, would you like a
couple of nice steak tors? And he said, I'm sorry, man,
I'm vegetarian. Okay, I think we've talked about this. I
feel like I respect him from making a stand. But
you know, in your current situation, you know, maybe take
the steak. I don't often give away steaks. But anyway,

(01:12:17):
so a similar thing happened. Uh this what's today? We're
taking us on Wednesday? Al right, So this was Sunday.
I'm at Whole Foods. I get out of my car
and as a man with his daughter, and he's yelling about, hey,
help my daughter out, Hey who wants to buy candy, cookies?
My daughters raising money? Fight on a blah blah blah.

(01:12:37):
I hear, he didn't hear what it was. So he
sees me walking into Excuse me, sir, how about my
daughter with some buy some candies, cookies, whatever. Now I
don't walk around with cash. I was going into Whole
Foods to buy flowers does Monday? It was Monday. I
went to my flowers to put on the table at home,

(01:12:58):
and so I'm gonna go into one thing. So I
go in the store. I'm in the store. I don't
remember me. Twelve minutes I come back out. Excuse me, sorr,
buy some. And now his daughter is a cute kid,
maybe she's ten, you know, not speaking holding up the
box of whatever, cookies, candy, whatever, And I said, uh, hey, man,

(01:13:18):
I'm really sorry, I'm the guy from like ten minutes ago.
I still don't have any cash. Surprised you didn't ask
you to venmo him on the spot right right, I
don't know any cash. He's like, I am a dude,
all right, he said, he my due, I'm a dude,
no problem. I got you. I got you, I got you,
And he what about you know, tracking that other people?
So I get in my car and I pulled to

(01:13:38):
the end of the parking lot with a red light,
and I said, you know, I feel bad the guys
trying to help his daughter out. And although I feel
like most kids should sell around girl Scout cookies, this
guy's out in the parking lot on a Monday afternoon,
trying his best to help his daughter. Whatever the charity was,
I don't know. I wish I had some money for
the guy. So I'm like, you know what, there's always
money laying around somewhere. So I go on my armrest

(01:14:01):
and I'm digging through. You know, you know, you shove
everything in the armrest. I'm digging through and I find
three single dollar bills. One of them is all mangled
and it's it's got it's ripped, like you have to
like folded over, folded over to flatten it out and
then eventually tape it. But it's a dollar bill. It's
still I said, you know what, I'm gonna go back.

(01:14:22):
I'm gonna go back, and I'm gonna do the right
thing here. I'm gonna make this guy's day because he
probably thinks I'm some schmuck who lied to him about
no money. So you made good. You made good. That's great.
So I back up. I turned around. I parked in
the same spot, which was open. I jumped out of
the car with with the three dollars. I said, excuse me,

(01:14:42):
it looks at me. It's not sure. I don't think
he recognized me, like you were doing the electric slide there.
I backed up. I turned around, yeah, right foot left stop.
I'm like, did he just go into a wedding dance?
What's happening here? I turned I did cokey pokey uh,
and then I turned myself around and I walked up
to him. I said, excuse me, I'm the guy who
had no money. He was oh, yeah, yea, yeah yeah.

(01:15:02):
I said, listen, I just went through my arm rest.
I found three dollars. I would like to buy whatever
your daughter is selling. He was, Oh, that's that's great. Now.
He wasn't really blown away, like oh my god, that's
sir that. He was like, all right, good man, all
right now. I wanted a better reaction. I didn't do
it for the reaction, but I guess I thought he would.
He would be like, oh my god, that's so nice

(01:15:22):
of you. So I said to the girl, how much
they'd like um, not Mrs Fields, the ones that are
in all the vending machines. Spunk Meyer. Yeah, ohis spunk
Meyer the cook What a shitty name for cooking or
any any food item. No, no, trying to suck your
own cookie? Okay, I tried to try to suck my

(01:15:46):
own spunkyer. Okay. That always made me. That always made
me laugh. And then I'm like, how is this company successful?
And make like billions and that and talk about ironic.
Maybe there's coincidence, but it could be the vending machines

(01:16:10):
that would serve Mrs Freshly's cookies. Her name was Mrs Freshly.
What this is everything but fresh What are you? What
are you drinking over there with you with your spunk Meyer? Oh?
I got that new soda. It's called jizz fizz. That's
a bad name. Seriously, everybody spitting it out. Okay, So,

(01:16:33):
ohtis spunk Meyer cookies, right, I said, oh, how much
are the cookies? Because I've got three dollars. I'm freaking
make up I could buy two. How much do you
think the cookies? Was scary? Oh? Five dollars. Five dollars
of these three right? So I said, oh man, I'm
really sorry. I want to have the three dollars. That's
all I found on my arm rest. He says, I

(01:16:55):
will take it. So he takes the three dollars, but
he didn't give you any cookie. Hold on, no, no,
So I gotta I got an oatmeal raisin cookie. The
girl doesn't say thank you, sir. She's quiet. Okay, it's fine.
So he goes, hey, man, good looking out right? Okay?
So uh he he tries to shake my hand, and I,

(01:17:18):
in the pandemic world, you don't, right, So especially he
has been like handling other people's money and everything. So
I'm like, I gotta get in my elbow and he's
like giving me the hand. So I sort of like
did like a quick hand slap. So then I turned
around and I'm feeling really good about myself. He goes,
my man, he momn me, no joke. I go, what's up? Now?

(01:17:43):
I figured he's gonna go, Hey, man, I was really
really nice, right. Wouldn't you expect him to go like that?
Was you actually back? You were already out of his clutches,
you were already halfway down. You you could have like
just started your car and just pulled the funk out
of there. Right. I turned around. You got the music ready?
Hold ready ahead. I turned around and he says, he's

(01:18:07):
a man. Listen to take this dollar billback. It's all
ripped up. I don't want it. I know what. I
just drove all the way back. Now. I'm not saying this,
but I'm telling you scary. I went to my armrest, right,
I find it three dollars, granted one was ripped up.
I'm thinking to myself, you know what, it's ripped up.
It'll prove it'll prove that this money was crumpled in

(01:18:29):
my armrest because it's ripped. It couldn't be more perfect.
It's the perfect scenario. He says, my man, I just
take this back. I were good, And I said, what
do you mean you can just it's since I'll the bill.
You could tape it now I want it, but it's
a dollar you wanted five your kids trying to make money.
I go, so you're only getting two bucks for me? Yeah,

(01:18:50):
it's fine. Yeah, what you know he paid twenty cents
for the cookies. He's making profit, crazy profit, because he
was able to give you the third cookie for the
two do listen. This is what's wrong in America. You
are in the parking lot begging for money for me
to buy your kids cookies at a at a twenty
two things, just because it's tattered and crumpled and ripped

(01:19:14):
up and and and sloppy and floppy by the way,
like my peach, you know, by the way, that's a
knife and four kind of dollar bill, Dad, damn roddy.
It looked like someone took a night. You know what.
You know what this dollar bill look like. It would
be the kind of dollar bill that would be in
like a seven minute documentary you'd watch in school of
the person who throws the dollar bill away or and
and and it gets ripped, it gets caught on the subway, great,

(01:19:36):
and it rips and then it flying in the car
runs over it. I'm just a bill on Capitol Hill,
and then then a dog rips it, and then seven
minute and then somebody picks it up and buys a
lottery ticket and wins ten million dollars. That's what this
is like, this poor dollar bill could have been something.
He could have been like, you know what, kid, how
much money do you make today? One dollars? Daddy? You

(01:19:57):
know what, let's take that dollar s A hundred dollars
isn't even number. Let's fill out of a ticket. I
could have changed that man's life, in that little girl's
life forever. But you know, I had a dollar in
a dream, and he said, fuck it, take your rip
desk dollar bill back, you son of a bitch, get
back in your call out here. That is ungrateful. That
is so ungrateful. I can't believe this, you know, I
feel that he's a dollar bilitarian is what he is.

(01:20:19):
He's currency is currency. It's like people that won't take
two dollar bills because they're like that. They think that
they're hello, this this is real American currency. It's worth
two dollars. I don't care. I don't want it. I
don't want we don't accept two dollar gave me back
the dollar bill. You got you got, you got a
bargain today that day broke I did. I got a dollar.

(01:20:40):
But so so you know what I think. I still
have the dollar bill, and is it legal a post
I can post a picture of it, right yeah, So
when you have it here, hold on, that's it right here? Man, goodness, careful, careful,
you may you may rip it. Let me describe this.
George Washington has stripped three quarters and half do the
corners are all folded above George Washington's head. It's all

(01:21:04):
mangled um and there may be no is not a
not a piece of mister. You fold it. So what
I'm gonna do is I'm gonna show you the dollar bill.
I'm gonna take a picture of it crumbled and ripped up. Okay,
and just you know, I'm not lying. The dollar bill
ends in five eight four zero e. So that's so
he'll see. He'll see it when I post it. And
I'll tape it up and post that picture as well,

(01:21:26):
and you'll see the man who said no to a dollar.
And again, Bill Gates, I get it. He's he's got
enough money. Jeff Bezos got enough money. This guy he
probably should have taken a dollar. He probably should have brodie.
But you know what, maybe maybe he's skeeveed you and
he's he looked at you because maybe this guy is
gonna give me COVID through his shouldn't be shaking my hand?

(01:21:48):
Then how about that? You know what he just gave
this little girl who he's trying to teach him the
value of capitalism and charity. He's like, you know what, kid,
the dollar bill has done good shape. Just I need
to leave that. I need to believe that this guy's
what then does this guy do with his spare time
in his basement? He probably wiped his ask with this thing.
I'm not taking this. Yeah, and and and it looks
like you look shredded. The bill look like you blew

(01:22:10):
your nose with it, like I'm not taking it. Disgusting. Listen,
a couple of things. First of all, uh, the Morning Show,
Elvis durand the Big Show, the whole thing. We are
on vacation all of next week, week of April five,
So I want to let y'all know that the Brooklyn
Boys are going to be releasing an episode next week,

(01:22:30):
so you're gonna get a bonus Brooklyn Boys. It was
an unscheduled Brooklyn Boys. We weren't supposed to do a
Brooklyn Boys episode, but we're gonna find the time and
we're gonna do it. And I'm gonna the next day,
I'm gonna go to the Bahamas and get out of here.
We'll talk to you about that more on Monday. We
want Yeah, we have some things. We have some tricks

(01:22:50):
up our sleeve. UM. Also want to mention while we're
on this, uh, is please support our merch store. We
could use your help in paying back for all the
merch that we've the money we've laid out. Okay, can
I tell you I'm in trouble at home. We have
ten we have ten items for sale. We went fucking

(01:23:13):
designed crazy and then we still have more ideas, but
yeah we do, but our publisher designers like yo, yo yo,
we gotta stop the press is. No more new ideas,
no more new anything in shapes and things until we
get rid of what we have here, which you guys
are in a mountain of ship for well, I'm in
trouble at home. Uh. And then I want to I

(01:23:35):
just want to give props to the people that actually
bought the merch recently. UM, I'll tell you why I'm
in trouble. You know, I mean, I'm a little I'm
a little bit of a horder. I like to collect things.
And so you know, how often in life do you
get merchandise with your name on it, with your podcast
on it? Right? And so you also know me, I
tend to get like you know, because I eat my
pizza with my hands, I get like grease spots sometimes times, right,

(01:24:01):
I suddenly get some stains that don't come out and
don't tweet me. With chemical solutions and spray and wash,
I use all that, but every once in a while,
you know you're staying your shirt. You can't get stained
out right, So and then you you ruin your shirt.
You don't have the shirt anymore. Because ruined. You just
went around the house. So I went and I you know,
we had a discount because it's our merchandise. We still

(01:24:22):
gotta paid for it. And so I bought two of everything.
I got two water bottles, two hats two. I got
two of each. Sweatshirt, I got two of each. You
want to talk about eating our profits, but I bought them.
I brought them at a little of a cost. So
it's I got I got him a cost right plus

(01:24:42):
the shipping and and so we didn't lose any money.
I paid what what it costs to make them, but
I started pay for them right because once once we
we paid for the shirts, I then had to buy
them back. So what the point is? I got a
big box of shirts come in and it's sitting in
my living room because I don't know if draw space
in the bedroom. And my wife's like, we can put
all that stuff? And why does it look like you

(01:25:03):
have two of everything? I said, well, you know, I
bought two in case the first one gets ruined. She
looked at me like, you asshole. Yeah you you bought
you you could have sold those shirts. You've got a
second shirt in case the first just in case, just
in case shirt set. I had to get set for
the attic. So if I haven't like when someday when

(01:25:24):
I'm eight, I look back and had a Slice for
Life shirt. Ye, so so yes. If if you haven't
seen the new Merch Store, this is like a merch
store on steroids. If somebody find it, where would you?
I looked everywhere, Scary, I can't find the boys merch
go to open up a search engine and type in
Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com or you can

(01:25:47):
put it right in the browser and whether the U
R L is yeah, Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com.
And by the way, we we we Instagram posted all
the time you swipe up, you just swipe up, and
Cartel is spelt c A r T e L. Like
Katie Maria, she had to the classic Brooklyn Boys shirt
with the circle logo. She took a picture and by
the way, we encourage this take pictures in famous places,

(01:26:10):
in different locales around the country and around the world
with like the structure that she took a picture with
the Oscar Mayer Wiener mobile, which, by the way, it's hilarious.
That is fucking amazing. She's the actual physical one. And
I mean, let me tell you something, if I had that,
I mean, we wouldn't have had the scr own deco's right.

(01:26:34):
Mandy Mill on Twitter said, it's a hat sort of day.
Love it. She's wearing the Scary Jones special f you
a seventy because it also doubles as a very inconspicuous college,
you know, and she's got a face on. She's making
like the seven. She's got the face shout out to
ex Crystal e X. She's got the slogan shirt she

(01:26:59):
posted on her instant story The Real kick Low. I
don't know how he has any money to live. I
don't know how he has a house at this point
because he's trying to outspend Davisito. Because he's got now
the red hoodie with the Pepperoni pizza. That's my favorite.
That's my favorite. I've got I've got two of those,
if an extra one. Omar Omar posted up his picture

(01:27:22):
in the Brooklyn Boys Slice for Life shirt that said boosted, Waddy,
snug and comfy fit. Uh let's see oh ms Trish
rocking the Brooklyn Boys podcast hat. I gotta give her props.
The Real kick Low also sporting the logos these the
slang shirt. He bought one of almost one of everything

(01:27:43):
justin campany bought four items amazing. Uh, Murray LEXI she
got the Brooklyn Boys Pepperoni pizza podcast. Jane Vic Okay,
you know I wanna talk about I always say if
you go to a base a game and you wear
the hat and the jersey and anything else, you're not

(01:28:05):
a fan. You're on the team. Yeah, Janovic, maybe on
the team because he posted on the team. Plus he
actually put on a mask too, Right, he's got the
Brooklyn Boys mask, the Brooklyn Boys hat and the Slice
for Life hoodie. You can't, I mean, you know, what
are you gonna you can't? You know you can't. What
are you gonna do that? So there's that. So yeah,
so so please, if you haven't even seen the merch store,

(01:28:27):
at least go take a look. We're not even asking
you to buy. Just go take a look. Look, take
a look, see what's see what we got to offer
and all those other stuff. All the old stuff is
back in stock in all sizes now too, which is
important except the classic white, the first one that's your first,
first edition, that's gone. Whatever the left is what's what's
left is what's left? Somebody you know's so funny, you know,

(01:28:50):
it's so funny. Party someone email me on the side
the d M me I think it was I saw it,
and he goes, hey, man, um, I really really, I
really you want to get my hands on that original
Brooklyn Boys shirt with the with the six color logo
and the one you know and in the orange. And
I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I guess your size is
sold out. He goes yeah, He goes yeah, I'm a

(01:29:12):
small and I went to go check and I'm like,
wait a second, small, it's the one size we still
have in that. Oh hey, by the way, I want
to ask you a question. You know my Walkers and
Talkers podcast, Yeah, highly popular, very successful. So I've been
talking to our guy, our guy at at the MK designs,

(01:29:34):
our guy, Matt Matt, and I was talking about maybe
doing a an eight color Walkers and Talkers logo T shirt. Huh.
I think that because there's so many colors, you gotta
put it through the big printing machine like eight times.
He's gonna go through a longer. You're not gonna get
sued by the Walking Dead for copyright infringement, are you?

(01:29:55):
There's no Walking Dead logo. We have our own logo.
You're saying my podcast out right, that is a that
is a owned property that I registered that It's okay, alright,
our logo. So here's the thing. Because it's such there's
so many colors in our logo and it's so long
to print, they're only gonna sell like only gonna order

(01:30:15):
like twelve at a time. So like I we'll take
the orders and it'll make twelve and then if twelve
people like it, will make twelve more Right. Here's the thing, though,
I I don't really want to pay to create our
website just for the one shirt. Yeah, so I was wondering,
Buddy Palamine, if you'd be cool if it, if it happens,
which it may not happen for like a month or so,

(01:30:38):
just do we sell the twelve shirts or so if
we could piggyback up on the Brooklyn Boys website. That's
all I'm saying. Doesn't seem like a problem. I don't know.
There's no problem because if I ever decided to do
a speaking volumes, Um, no, that's not gonna happen. I
would expect the same thing. Yeah, maybe we'll talk about
that now. We would be we're gonna make this sign
of Elvis Duran podcast doesn't mean to be by the way,

(01:31:01):
it doesn't need to be. It really doesn't what we're
cousins though it doesn't Madison Walkers, it's my, it's my
it's my other property. Brody and talking your other property,
but your other properties like it. Exchange students like from
from Europe coming in to live with you doesn't mean
it's not family. Then you know what, then I might
have to deny, deny access. I'm gonna I'm gonna deny entry.

(01:31:23):
That's fair to that conversation. So here's the thing, though,
I will promote the website and in turn on Walkers
by promoting the Brooklyn Boys dot Big hotail dot com.
We'll sell some Brooklyn Boys shirts also, right, So it's
extra exposure, and I will sell some on my podcast
as well, which is visual. I can hold the shirts
up on my other podcast. Very nice. It's a video.
It's a video. Your co host could wear them too. Yes,

(01:31:45):
she can inside extra small and she will stop that. No,
that's on her. She'll sell to tank tops. What said
tank No? No, no. By the way, wait until next
week when I tell you about your simper Scamboni. Scamboni

(01:32:06):
is a word we use b Boys, Broken, Brookland Boys,
brockla

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