#170: The Zipper Snipper

#170: In this bonus episode, Brody got Scambonied by a pants zipper repair guy; Brody accuses Skeery of being picky about which vaccine he wants; Skeery responds to a listener who yucked his yum; Brody got Wiki Blocked; Skeery's bougie printer problems; Listener feedback

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn Buys,
start Data. They're making noise Data dot Up. Episode one
seventy bonus episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yes, when

(00:23):
you hear this, we might be on vacation. We might.
I'm pretty sure I'm going, well, yeah, but we don't
know when people listening to this. Well, when we posted
this at the beginning of April, we were on vacation.
True story. But we love you guys, so we gave
you an episode. Here we go, you know, with the
other bonus we have right off the bat. I could
tell I could hear it already, my voice coming back

(00:44):
to me. You get me twice. So everything I say,
you're gonna hear twice because it's coming through Brodie's headphones
because he hasn't he hasn't have that. Now same ship.
You did not hear that again, I hear it. Well,
then that's your system. No, it's not. We're not gonna
get back on this. I'm five ft from the microphone.
Something's wrong. Some that's wrong. I could tell, well, I don't.
This is not. This is not no way to kick

(01:05):
off an episode. I don't want the slices being like, oh,
my god, Why do I have to listen to that
like that? My gain is better. I lowered the gain
a little better. I'll put the microphone a little further away.
How about that? Now? How about that? How about whatever
I'm wearing over the your headphones? It has to do
with your PC and you're not on. No, it doesn't

(01:26):
have any to do it to PC. You're lying. Okay,
speaking of Windows computers, my Windows computer got blocked this
week on Wikipedia. I got blocked, all right. I don't
want to get too technical, but I went to edit
um a wiki page, our wiki page, the Elvis Strand
Morning Show page because some dweeb is making edits and

(01:47):
changes because they're not referenced. There's no proof of the Okay,
I don't need proof to Froggy does food news on Thursdays.
There's no way to prove that other than I'm on
the show. Okay. So I went to make the chain
and it says you're blocked for using open proxy server.
Blah blah blah. It turns out they think I'm some
kind of international spy hiding my computer's name or whatever.

(02:09):
But wait a second, Well, but you are. You're a
legit cast member. Of the show. Shouldn't you get like
a blue check mark? But they don't know. They don't
know that. Theyre's no way that. There's no way to
know that because I get to I get to write this,
because I'm writing history as we speak by little but
actually produced the show. Well, the way Wicked works is
anyone can change it. I get that. But some dork,
because they're logged in I can see their name, keeps

(02:30):
changing our page and making changes that aren't accurate. They
blocked me. So I wrote back, I go, why you
blocking me? They said, because you're you're hiding like a spy.
I'm like, I'm not hiding like a spy. They said, yeah,
you're changing your computer name. We can't find you. You're
blocking your evil whatever. So I'm like, well, I appealed that.
They blocked me again. I can't make any changes to August.
I contacted our company. I heart they're looking into it.

(02:51):
They don't know what's going on. It's I'm blocked. Oh
good now you so you can't make You must be
going crazy. You must be hitting the roof the fact
that you can't sit there and make changes. Okay, Well
it took a couple of days. But I figured out
I can just use my phone. But on the phone,
it's a real pain in the ass because it's just
it's just much harder on the phone. Anyway, this was
like Revenge of the Nerds, and I feel like the

(03:13):
nerds one. I know, Well, listen, if you're an I
T person or you're you know what I'm talking about.
You don't need to tweet me how to get around it.
My company is working on it. They guarantee they'd fix it.
And by the time you hear this, I should be Okay.
I'm just letting you know. Right now I'm blocked. I'm good.
I'm good. They blocked me. I don't know who lives
in their mother's basement. I'm sorry if you do, and

(03:33):
you're you're a WICKI changer. But the who's the the
wiki police? Did they that sit there? Like, Okay, I
get this person is gonna have a source. I'm gonna
I'm gonna delete that it cancel that out, and you
know what I'm saying, Like, there's gotta be someone there's
a lot of people out there. This person isn't an admin.
This person must be a fan of the show, and
they're finding a way to like make changes that they

(03:53):
think are important. But if I don't have a reference
that that we do way back Wednesdays on Wednesdays, you
delete eat it, get a life, Get a life. If
you want to correct something or if there's a spelling error,
that's fine, but you're gonna take off factual information because
it's not sourced. This isn't a science page. This isn't
like some government or history of Ben Franklin. It's a

(04:16):
fucking morning show. Well that's what we're dealing with out there.
That's what the pandemic has done to people. They sit
home and you're looking for verification. That's exactly it. You know,
people need to get out of their houses again and
open up just a little bit. Yeah, if our page
says we play who's chewing those chips? Occasionally we play
Gonna get you're gonna get sighting for that, We're gonna
put a footnote playing Who's chewing those chips? If you're

(04:39):
giving really massive form like misinformation out, that's a problem
that I understand. You delete the person's work. Oh no,
I need I need proof that that that that they're
playing a foreign food of foreign dude. That's crazy. I
can't just write that. Well, all right, I'm in the
middle of midim packing and as I'm doing the pod today,

(04:59):
you're going to way tomorrow. This is a bonus episode.
Let's remind everyone we are on vacation right now as
we speak. Okay, now I have things to do. I
have to print out a health visa. I have to
prove that I got a negative PCR, even though I'll
explain that to people. Okay, PCR is the is the swab,
the nose swab test that we all take. You have

(05:20):
to do, get it done in the lab and sent
back to you, and then you got to upload that
information to the in this case the Bahamas travel people.
The how you because then then you get a travel
visa based on your negative result, and that says you
can fly. But I'm like, well, wait a second, I
got it. I got the vaccine. Oh, by the way,
I got the vaccine. We'll talk about that a little bit.
All right, Yeah, I got a vax I got a

(05:41):
vax card. Hello boom. And you know what, they don't
give a fuck. They don't care that this is the
country's rules of the Bahamas. Thank you so much. I'm
going to be Yeah, so I have to I have
to upload this healthy and I gotta print the damn
thing out with the QR code. So I go to
my printer and the printers has no ink in it.
Though the inkspins right up. I can't remember the last

(06:01):
time I printed something said fuck man. So I walked
down the down the street and I said, okay, I
got the Canon Pixmah, give me the ink for that.
And I saw it on the side of the box
and it was like, oh, value pack Savings and it says, oh,
it's got all the colors in it, black and cyanne
and cayenne, magenta, whatever the hell, yellow, oversized black, whatever.

(06:24):
So I bought the five pack. Oh my great. So
I took it home. It was like seventy dollars, fuck
you Staples, and and and I walked in a seven
dollars dude, like six bucks on eBay. Really, yeah, you
get you get the Bootleg inc In the Bootleg cartridges.
They just put ink in cartridges. Yeah, but my printer

(06:44):
says it detects when it's fake. It's we think you
may have a cartridge. I just said, override override. Well,
well here's I'll tell you what. Though, they got a
boogie printer. Well this is no surprise. Well, the sixty
seven dollar value pack of all the colors. So I
started installing them, and it's a seeing one of the colors.
It comes with five. There's a five, there's five in
the picture, there's five in the box I put. I

(07:06):
installed them. There's six slots. I'm missing fucking purple. Whatever
the hell the p is? So what are you printing
when you need purple? Why would you have purple? I
don't because the printer works in tandem. It's a it's
a regular well you would think, but the thing is,
I know I try to run the printer without the
slot says, oh no, you got an empty slot. It's
like it's like, you know, you can't chew your food

(07:27):
without missing a tooth. That's what it's doing. It's telling
me it's missing a tooth. So I'm sitting here that well,
now I'm pissed because now because I still can't print
my travel visa but tomorrow morning, so I'm going crazy.
So I now I gotta laughter. This podcast is over.
I got gonna run back out. I gotta find out
who's got this fucking this ink cartridge that I'm missing
why and fuck you Canon for selling them but only

(07:49):
selling the five and not the six. Why would you
put five in a pack but not include the sixth?
I mean, you know you have six for this specific
model printer. It makes no sense. Bro Okay, I don't
understand why. I don't know what. Okay I'm looking at.
I'm looking at the six pack one to right. It's
uh right, it's one two life whatever. Yeah, so okay,

(08:13):
I'm looking at the six pack on camp and something
some website for the six pack because you need them
all to to work, however you can in their own
no scary. The purple is not purple, it's it's photo blue. Great,
photo blue, Go fund yourself with your phone. I don't

(08:33):
need photo blue to print a QR code. And I
tried to print the black and white. Thing will not work.
My computer will not work because it doesn't it's missing
a cartridge. The thing. Why would Cannon sell It's in
its own, in its own Pisama world, and it says
specifically for the PIXMA right. Why wouldn't people don't print?
I'll tell you why, because some people I'll tell you why.

(08:56):
Some people don't print photos and they don't want to
buy the Photo Inc. They get that, but they make
it a photo pack, which you didn't buy. And your
stupid booge printer is insisting on photo Inc. But I
don't want I'm not printing photos. You must have because
you're out of Photo Inc. But but the thing is,
why would you Why would you just sell the five

(09:17):
packing not the six pack? Okay, because because that ink
is compatible with other printers that don't print Photo Inc. Correct,
seven of the printers listed on You bought the Boogie
one that prince photos even though you have no need
to print the photo. I bought the Bogie printer. You're saying, yeah,
you brought the Boogie photo printer. That you don't mean
because you're not gonna print photos. So your bougie printer
not only is makes you buy the printer ink for

(09:39):
the photo It won't work without it. Well that's the problem.
But I don't really want to print black and white. Well,
then buy a better, easy to go a printer like
what happened to the cartridge that was in there to
put the old one? Oh that's me being a fine citizen.
I went to go recycle the ship. I actually gave
it back to them so they have my ship choose
I'll take that. I'm like, thank you, Well that's what

(10:01):
you get. That sucks now that now my my computers,
my printers missing anyway, But you need you need this
ink by tomorrow. You need to print. So here's what
you need to do. You need to put your file
on a on an SD card or a thumb drive
or something own card, your own D card, that's right.
Or you need to have somebody on your block or

(10:21):
somebody in your neighborhood. Why don't you send it to
someone in one of the other show members and outboken,
have them printed and then go pick it up. I
may may. I'm just a fax machine. It doesn't matter anyways.
Speaking of old show members, Bertie, Yeah, I'm a little annoyed.
I knew you would be, see, I fucking knew it.
I'm a little annoyed, I said, I said a little

(10:43):
bit annoyed. I said, do you know what? The four
of us was hurt? I was hurt and that and that,
and I was just annoyed. I was more hurt. Before
you get on, before you tell me you're hurt and
annoyed or whatever. Um, I got together with producer Sam, producer,
old School producer Jake who now works at a wine company,
and old School produce and producer Slash Phone, producer, Slash Everything,

(11:07):
Carla Maurie. Right, So we had a foursome and then
Sam's boyfriend showed up to we we did a little
little brunch action on Saturday morning because Carla Mura sent
we should get together, get the old band back together.
So what Brody? While we was sitting there eating our
Dutch baby pancake. You know what Dutch baby is. Oh,
it's so fucking good. It's a it's a cast iron

(11:27):
pancake that's baked, that that's baked. It's like a crepe,
it's baked in the oven. It was so good. So
as we were sitting there sharing and cutting it up,
I said, you know what, you know what you all
have in common? Yeah, I said, I said, Brody hired
each and every one of you, ass and you multiple times,
and each one of you blossomed into the awesome people
that you are today. I hired Jake three times, Carla

(11:49):
Marie three times, Sam three times, and I And it
was at that moment, Brodie, as I was eating this
delicious Dutch baby, pan baby. You know, Brodie should have
been here. Brodie should have been here. But it was
hold on a second. Then then one of them said,

(12:11):
and I don't know who it was. I'm not quoting
them even if I did know. They're like, you know,
Brodie's gonna have something to say about this. You know,
he's gonna be pissed that that we went out to
brunch without him, the guy who hired us and the
reason why we're all together so well, I said. Then
then I said, you know what, here's the silver lining here, folks.
Brodie's protecting himself right now. He's still in pandemic mode.

(12:34):
He's not going out. He wouldn't. You'd never see him
sitting at this table having brunch with us. And then
I didn't give it a second thought, and we continued,
and then the eggs came out at more reason why
you should have invited me? No one I wouldn't come.
You get points. I I'm sorry, I'm sorry Brodie. I'm
that's gonna sound like I'm being a dick, but no, no, well,

(12:56):
I mean we're being really here. I'm not I'm not angry,
I'm just us saddened. How about that I'm discouraged that
I'm not in that click. And that's fine. It's not click.
You know what, it made me happy. I'll tell you what.
It's two sides to this. It made me happy because
those are all fantastic people that turned out to be
fantastic in our industry and with Jake in another industry. Um.

(13:20):
And if they've made lifelong friendships because I I had
the foresight to bring them on his interns and hire
them his phone producers and whatever, um, that's a credit
to them. And I'm thrilled that everybody's friends. I am.
I'm absolutely thrilled that because I keep hiring the same
personality over and over again, they know, people seem to
migrate to each other because they're all people I would like, right,

(13:43):
I hired people that would like it. Doesn't because I'm like,
wait a second, he's the one who brought it. I
was really for for a minute there, I'm not even kidding.
I was no one. Listen, nobody knows. I appreciate that.
Nobody owes me anything. I've hired hundreds and hundreds of interns, right,
and you you like doing genzy stuff with them, That's

(14:06):
totally fine. Punching is a gen z. No. I just
think whatever whatever, Jenny are. All I'm saying is you
hang out with them, You've gone out drinking with damn whatever.
You have a relationship with them, that's fine. I was
just happy that you guys like we all got together.
But like I was, like, they also all lived within
a five minute radius. I mean, Carla Murie had like

(14:27):
an eight minute drive and then no listen, when I
was in Seattle, Carla, Marie and Anthony came to visit
me at the hotel. This this is nothing, no problem there,
not at all. I just I don't. I only felt
bad because, like I would like to have seen Jake.
Haven't seen Jake in a couple of years now since
he left. So Jake the twenties something is doing nothing.
Podcast is deciding to uh high tail it out of here.

(14:48):
He's uh he's moving to Napa with his company, the
company his car. I didn't know that his company, the
wine company, works for very Fitting. Said hey, we're taking
the operation to Napa. Who's in And Jake raised his
hand and said, I'll follow you to Nappa. So he's
gonna he's gonna have an apartment in in the town
of Nappa. Do you know how expensive Knappe is? I

(15:10):
would imagine it really expensive. I said, I hope they
give you a raised his co host Ricky. Now, Ricky
and Jake had been on our podcast many times, not recently. Ricky,
another protegee of mine I'm so proud of, just got
a job on a morning show in Tennessee. She did
write in Tennessee, in Nashville or is in Memphis? Yeah,
one of them. Okay, she'll in the she'll make the announcement.

(15:33):
I can't. I don't want to say the show. It's
not my place because the last time one of our
morning show people got a job, I said something on
the podcast before they gotten not just said that. No,
I think I may have. I may have the last
time Ricky got a job, I may have said something
Ricky too. That's Ricky twice, Ricky twice. So I'm not
gonna say where she's going. She's going. I and I,
you know, I don't even know if it's that state

(15:54):
mentally as a New Yorker trying to back out of
the park. No, legitimately, it could have been one of
the Carolinas. I don't remember, you know, a state down
there that all act and behave the same way, you know,
the one that was trying to really, I didn't say that.
I didn't say that they're all clumped together in the
middle of the country. You know. I'll tell you why.
I don't remember which state, you know, I didn't. First

(16:16):
of all, we have a we have a radio friend
in North Carolina, and I have I have a radio
friend in Memphis, a former intern that's down there, and
I remember saying to her, oh, I know people there
if you need any contacts, But I don't remember if
it was North Carolina or Tennessee. I'm you know, it
very good for Ricky, so excited for her. She's also

(16:36):
a budding talent in the industry. She's tremendous. So Tony
Suthing's podcast is gonna keep going from what I understand,
so that's good. Hopefully they said it's gonna keep going. Yep, yep,
good good because you could do it remotely, as you know,
as I am. I've heard people do their podcast remotely.
I have heard that when you when you hear a
good one, let me know about it and I'll listen.
I'm gonna tune in as well. Speaking of podcasts. I

(16:58):
don't know if this is doubled hipping. I'm wearing my
Brooklyn Boys hashtag shirt to do this podcast. Really yeah,
I noticed something. You've never won the Brooklyn Boys shirts
to do the podcast? Have you I have war? Last week?
I actually were the Pepperoni pizza one. It's very nice,
very nice. So I'm wearing the hashtag one and I'm

(17:20):
noticing because I was reading it upside down. But I
the S your own D hashtag, I understand that are
and we didn't notice this in pre production. Normally, when
you when you have a bunch of different words, you
capitalize each word so that you can see each word
more clearly in the hashtag. Right, Um, but with like
f you a seventy seven, it looks like fwaby like

(17:46):
the you maybe should have been lowercase, I'm thinking. And
then S your own D looks like say our own
D because the S and the wire capital But but
if we made the y lower case, it would look
like se our. Yeah, so you have a problem there.
So I'm not sure how to do that, how much
I how to write as your own D by making capitals? Yeah,

(18:11):
So that caught my eye. Listen to it caught my eye. Um,
so that's out there. But I'm wearing the shirt, and
I thought, like, I'm representing, But you wore the Pepperoni
shirt a couple episodes ago I did. By the way,
I should clarify, I'm wearing one of my two Brooklyn
Boys podcast hashtag shirt look at you, because, as I
told you last week, I bought two of everything much

(18:33):
this chagrin of my wife, and I was told yesterday
moved the box of shirts. Chagrin is shit eating grin. No, No,
I was not today years old when I learned this.
S c h A g R. I n if I'm
not mistaken. Have I talked about that girl again? Tell
you about do we have a follow up on her?

(18:55):
You don't know what we're talking about. You don't listen
to order. Shame on you. Okay? Did I tell you
about what Shelley did? Who does overnights for us? And
maybe not? She posted something on Instagram and I love Shelley,
another former intern lover to death. She posted something on
Instagram that was one of those things that's not real.
So fell into the trap. So I said, you know

(19:15):
that's not real, right She's Oh, I heard it on
I got enough TikTok off the same fucking girl. Oh god,
this girl is spreading false TikTok's so it's infecting more people.
I hope we can stop enough of them. Talk about
a virus that needs to be stopped. This girl with
her yeah, speaking of listening in order TikTok, Yeah, virus

(19:38):
A cosh one of our listeners who's been interacting with
me a lot lately. I'm on episode one or two
of the Brooklyn Boys podcast finally made it to triple digits.
I'm getting anxious for you guys to speak about pandemic
topics because I'm up to that. Yet I'm also certain
you're going to go off on people saying I see
you units of course, and we did, which we did.
Then there was somebody else who wrote something about listening

(19:59):
to a or on my DM so let me say
we can find it. Let's get to that later. But
a couple of people were like, I took your advice.
I'm listening in order now. I wasn't all right. Good,
you know what. And the fact that the Morning Show
is on vacation this week. After the show is over
and you listen to the Morning Show repeats you have
plenty of time to listen to some Brooklyn boys and
been binge your bbs. Right, all right, we have a

(20:20):
couple of things we got to talk about, uh right
after this past Okay, can we move on now from
that and and and talk about I want to do
a follow up on last week's Justin Bieber lyrics. Who
were doing, I get my weed out, I get my
weekend Georgia, I get a week from California. A couple

(20:42):
of people have said we should have notated that Justin
Bieber was on the show last week because you sounded
just like Justin Bieber. So we were trying to come
up with kids bop versions of what that lyric would be.
Jake griz gren Zicki said I'm just a tween out
in California, which is cute but too many syllables. But
it was like, I'm just I'm a teen. I'm just

(21:02):
a teen in California would work maybe, but not out
in Okay. Um L J. Johnson, how about I Felt
the breeze in California. I felt the breed in California. Uh,
Gabriella A dot X, I vote for I Got my
tan in California. A Tann in California, and I think

(21:23):
that was all I saw, so forgive me if I
missed any But those were a couple of people that
were submitting to the Justin bieber lyrics situation. Yeah, so, um,
could we want to do some sound Yes, but let's
couple that with some quick d ms that people slid
into real all right, you got some yeah, Dan Burns,
I flag these that's got the picture of the flag,

(21:45):
a little littlettle yellow flag. No, no no, I'm saying the
little yellow flag that they have in Instagram. Click that
any time you I have my all my yellow flags
lined up. Oh yeah. So so Dan Burns uh at
skicks rot wrote, um, hey, um, and have Brody come
back into the studios please. My favorite part of the

(22:07):
podcast is him emphatically slamming the unused joke papers down
after reading them. Also, if he isn't willing to go
out for a steak dinner with you, which I don't
think you owe him any longer, can he hang up
on this person? Hang up on him? It's a d M.
Can you hang at least bring it up? Cannot bring
it up anymore until you get a chance to take

(22:29):
him out again. So so Dan doesn't want any more
steak dinner updates. Uh, and he wants you to come
back in the studio solely for the reason of you
slamming down the joke the papers at the end of
each Yeah, I get that. Yeah, I get that. I
could see that. So there's that. Um Also, you know,
Eric Layden wrote to us. Eric Layden is a huge

(22:50):
fan of the Brooklyn Boys and said, scary, listen to
the last episode. You're talking about the n f T s.
We're selling a moment and the cryptos. You know that currency.
I also know you like new social media ideas, so
check out bit clout. It's crypto and it's Twitter combined,
so it's bit cloud. I've been wanting, I've been wanting

(23:11):
to buy your coin. Whatever that means, I don't know.
And then he sent pictures of a fucking amazing looking
Pepperoni square pizza he must have made in his pizza
oven off of his terrace with this New York City
skyline in the background. It's like he did this guy
has to live in Hoboken anyway. And then yeah, so

(23:33):
there's that. Anyway, your podcast keeps me so entertained throughout
the week. Nothing else like it. I'm in jerseys Oh oh,
here it is. I'm in Jersey City like yourself. So
anytime you want one of these pies and a cocktail
on my terrace, let me know in the it will
be in the pizza oven. Um. I can do Detroit
and Neapolitan, but I'm also working on a New York
style crust as well. Oh my, my, my, very, I'm salivating,

(23:56):
always looking forward to your next uh dropping your next podcast.
Now that I think about at it, Uny Pizza Oven
would be a great sponsor for you guys. Oh oh,
and I wow. This guy gave us a lot of
information and is now offering us free pizza. I'm assuming
the invite goes to YouTube. Brody, it looks like outdoor
pizza oven in Jersey City overlooking the skyline. I'm thinking

(24:16):
that sounds pretty good. Yeah, so again, continued, somebody posted
on your page. You posted a picture of the Manhattan
skyline with the moon over the Empire State Building on December,
four months ago. Beacon Underscore chef wrote, scary you stuck
your forking knife right in our city. Shame on you, sir.

(24:39):
Hashtag sloppy and floppy hashtag no excuses, hashtag for shame,
hashtag hate to love you, blah blah blah. What did
I missed on that one? This person was referencing the
fact you ate pizza with a fork and on a
four month on a four month old picture. Yeah. So
they went back and I said, what would you post
this comment? He said, well, because it's a picture of
the New York skyline and Scary stamped our city in

(25:00):
the eye. Oh my god. So this person was hardcore.
Um let me let me read a couple of of
more d ms as well. Be stokler, he said. The
picture of a pizza place, he wrote, not even gonna
bother trying it. And when you zoom in, it's Alex's
New York Style Pizza and pasta grand opening. So we've

(25:23):
already established Alex is not a pizza pizza place name
and New York style. He says he's not trusting it. Uh.
That girl Aarnell who always tweets us love does Why
does it seem like every couple of episodes of The
Brooklyn Boys, Scary Jones is trying to get David Brodie
to do something he doesn't want to do and then
gets annoyed when Brodie won't give in last episode, you're

(25:45):
trying to get me to eat to snails. Yes, I was, Oh,
why don't we have some response on that? Do you
have his? Uh? Yeah, why don't you read that one?
I don't have in front of me. Well, let me
get to it in a second. But somebody sent to
we want to shout out to Christian Rusalis who said
that he saw a pizza sign. Uh, and they were

(26:05):
offering garlic nuts and ets. Okay, they're called garlic knots
k n O t s because that's exactly what they
look like. So he thought it was funny. It was
just instore sign. I don't think he corrected them and uh,
and then there was then he's, uh, so there's that
and then kids continue. Joe at Joe Waldo four said,

(26:28):
as in, you're going to give me free dessert for
correcting your spelling? What does that mean? He sent me
a picture Steak and Shake, which is a national chain
not in the New York area, right, But Steak and
Shake put an add up uh in an email. They
sent it out to people. It says you're hungry, order
now for free delivery. But they wrote your y o

(26:49):
of course, right, yeah, so the good jobs steak in shape.
But then and they're not gonna you're not gonna correct them. Well,
I they want to, he said he did, He said
he did, He's going to. Somebody texted into the show
on Thursday and they said, Brooklyn Boys podcast has been
upload I think they've been uploaded. But that's fine, time

(27:11):
to listen. I'm out out, like stop listening, like like
not like morning show. Okay, So a couple of things
about that. We don't have jobs without the other Strand
morning shows, right, so if everyone stops listening to the
big show, we don't have a show, like we don't.
Second of all, the other Strand Morning Show is fantastic
and we love it. We're part of it. But more importantly,

(27:33):
you're basically saying to the entire fourteen member cast of
the show, you guys suck. I'm gonna go listen to
those two idiots more important than you guys. It's it's
sort of a compliment to us, is what you meant.
I get it, but it's hurtful to everybody else. You'd
never say that. You'd never be at somebody's party and go, hey,
Mike's having a party up the street. I'm out of here.
I wouldn't do that. You sneak out when the morning

(27:56):
show is live on the spot. Raw on that way.
I mean, there's something really special about listening to things
live where possible. If I could do and you know,
you know, you know Carla, Marie and Anthony do this
on Twitch with their podcast. Um, if Brine and I
can do that, I would do it, and I would
offer a live podcast and a heartbeat we were not

(28:18):
We don't do that. We're recorded for man, which is
which is there's a lot of drawbacks to that. So
that's better that way, Well, not really, I don't know.
I think I think Live on the Spot really puts
it keeps us on our toes a little bit more,
but and more. I don't know. If I'm on my toes,
I get I know, but I I think I would
love it. I want live feedback. I want listeners to
call in. I want to see people from you know,

(28:39):
there may be a way for us to do calls,
which you and I have talked about. That was where
I was leading into. But you'd have we'd have to
set an appointment with the listeners, say this is when
we record the podcast. Let's just leave it as a tease.
We're looking into ways to do that, to do live
phone calls, well, well no, or playback voicemails. Well that yes,

(28:59):
well that we know we have the technology to do
and we're working on that as well. But we're not
doing a radio show. We're doing a podcast. I want
to just reiterate that we're not doing a television show.
We're not doing a radio show. We do a podcast.
And my point was, don't tweet anti stuff. You know,
it's not it's not cool. And that person understood when
I explain it to them. I'm just saying for future reference,

(29:19):
you know, downplay a little bit. We love you. Though
somebody yucked my yum you having your yum yucked? Yeah,
well it was it's been going back and forth. I
stop reading d M. So we're moving on. This is
a d M. Oh yo, then look it up. Let's
go up. So. Yeah, So yesterday was Easter and my
family and I got together. We went down to this

(29:41):
restaurant uh in Marlborough, New Jersey. I highly recommend it.
It's called Il Nido, and we did not get a discount.
We paid full price. An I d o or an
E T E R H. I rather and Nto is
an ideal. I believe it means the nest. Anyway, Thomas
Neto is a catcher for the Mets. Oh get out.

(30:01):
It's last name, the nest could be Well, he's Hispanic,
so I don't know if it means something different in
Spanish than it doesn't in Italian. Well, this guy his
food from Italy, like he like knows everybody, and this
guy knows his stuff. And I gotta tell you, the
food was next level. It was worth the fifty minute
drive down to nine over there. So uh so. One

(30:22):
of the things I posted on my Instagram story was
the nest black spaghetti which which came with okay crab
green chili, Calabrian chili, buttarga and pantato whatever that is.
It was a beautiful colored dish. And what is Jennifer
Young do? She gets into my d m s and
she yucks my young Um. She writes, I'm sorry, scary.

(30:46):
That looks awful like worms on a plate. I'm like,
what a way to take the fucking wind out of
my sales, the air out of my tires. So I
wrote back to her, it's squid ink pasta. Okay, you
have no idea how great it tasted like. Honestly, you
should to get past how it looks. I said, eat
it blindfolded. The melody of flavors it had, Listen and

(31:10):
care that went into making this fresh organic pasta by
hand will put any box of three month old pasta
to shame. Facts. I wrote that, and she writes back, Okay,
you convinced me. Once California decides to open up more,
I'm gonna look for a restaurant where I could get
squid Ink pasta. Shouldn't be hard to find with all
the bougie restaurants here in Napa Valley. I got squid Inc.

(31:32):
In California. Yeah, that's ship. Oh that's where Jacob Baby
producer Jake is moving to. So I said, well, why
don't you visit French Laundry and Yengtville. I said, it's
not like a thousand dollars it is. It's one of
the most buie restaurants on the Many times have you
been this scary zero? But Garrett from our Big Show
and his wife actually went there, and I'm jealous. So

(31:55):
she writes back to me, oo, fa a we bit
out of my price range scary less money not but
not like brody cheap. So when you go to Jennifer
So when you go to Jennifer Young's uh, I said,
who is this girl? J That's so she's kiddo underscore young. Listen,

(32:17):
she's from the Bay Area, California. And here it is
right here in her in her Instagram profile. I get
insults from California. Self proclaimed smartass is her bio. So, yeah, hey,
I want to spend money, but I don't want to
go brody cheap somewhere in the middle. That's fair. I'm
not cheap. I frugal. There's a difference. Continue with your

(32:40):
d m s and then we'll move on to some sound.
Can I tell you, speaking of Chinese food, there's a
I'm not giving out the name, but there's a Chinese
restaurant in New Jersey. I think I talked about this
that is rated one of the highest Chinese food restaurants
in all of New Jersey. They opened up a second
location closer to me, right, I started living between both
of them, but this one's a little closer. The problem

(33:02):
is the food is fantastic, right, It's just very expensive.
So like pan fried noodles are normally twelve here it's eighteen.
Things like that. The soup is like seven instead of four.
It all starts adding up and you don't realize it.
So we ordered dinner last night for four, okay, A
couple of appetizers, a couple of soups, two entrees, I

(33:24):
think in a noodle dish. How much do you think
my dinner was? Two soups, little soups, soups um too, dumpling,
appetizers okay, okay, pan fried noodles, spicy beef and peppers,
plain lomaine, and a fried rice. I don't know, like

(33:46):
fantastic roaspork I'm gonna go with. Okay, you're close, h
what I was afraid to go home, like I brought
the food home now and so my wife sometime times
and I will play like guests the amount you know,
like I go to I pick up dinner like an
Italian restaurant. We'll play guests the amounts like seventy and like,

(34:06):
oh sixty three. Right, So, so I was afraid to
come home because I didn't I guess I I don't know.
I didn't look at the you look at the prices,
but you don't think about the total. So it was yeah,
and that's that's expensive, even the four of us? Was it?

(34:28):
What was it an experience the higher level of Chinese food? Um? Yeah,
so the roast pork fried rice, no vegetables is fantastic.
It's got egg and pork in it, a lot of it.
It's got just the right amount of grease. It's dark
brown rice. I hate when you go to places and
it's like yellowish brown, or it's light brown. That's not

(34:50):
enough soy sauce or whatever. Not. This is quality fried
rice Lomaine spectacular. They should have put gold shavings over
that to finish the meal. The thing is when a
lot of money when you add a few dollars to
each thing and you ordered like eight things, nine things,
you're all of a sudden you've gone up not realizing it. Yeah. Right,

(35:10):
So normally we spend you know, if we if we
order a lot, we're like, let's order a couple of straptizes,
leg rolls, whatever. We might go seventy dollars for dinner
for four or five if my other daughters home. Right, well,
that's a lot of money. Wow, how many of you
guys are four of us all right, or the five

(35:30):
of us well home, Well, so yeah, I need you
guys to buy some Brooklyn Boys shirts. It's really what
I'm saying. Let's go Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot com.
Help her brother out, Big Cartel dot com. So we
spoke with our guy and um, he said, look, he said, um,

(35:51):
if we if if sales you know, continue to pick up,
maybe they'll introduce more items next month, A couple of
more may next month. For now we may yeah, right may.
It depends on the sales, yeah, because because otherwise we're
all going to get stuck with what it's already been printed,
so we don't need to get stuck. But anyway, and
it is an idea of what what would sell. A

(36:12):
new item that's not a shirt or a hat would
sell what like you know, we came up with the thermist,
but is there something else or if there's a style
of shirt like you've seen it, Oh, I I saw
a shirt for this sports team or this city or
the town of and you guys should do a town
off kind of thing. But if there's if there's a
shirt you want to send us that you think would
make a good that we could copy and make it

(36:34):
a Brooklyn Boys style. Then let us know, biven want
to make that pizza pizza slicer for the longest time,
you know, the round thing. Yeah, I'm not convinced enough
people who buy pizza slices. You gotta you gotta order.
The problem with like when you order shirts depends on
the shirt. I think we have to order a minimum
of a dozen shirts or six shirts something like that.
My Walkers and Talkers shirt, I have to order a

(36:55):
minimum of twelve. But with pizza cutters, if you want
to get them at any reasonable price a hundred something
and we're not gonna sell a hundred something. And we
got to order them because we got we want the
lowest price so we can keep the prices down right.
And by the way, shout out to the people that
are that are buying the merchandise. Like I know Omar
bought a ton of ship this week, and we'll mention

(37:17):
a couple more. Take us on Twitter to tag the
Brooklyn Boys account on Twitter. Also, let's put it this
instagram of our audience bots shirts. Scary and I could
go eat at the French laundry, well, I could, I
could have I could afford Chinese food next week. So
if you're thinking about it, just check them out, because
I think you were like even google French laundry now, Valley,

(37:40):
do that. I want to give a shout out to
the Kicklow who is overwhelming us with good content. Justin's
recovering from surgery. To Justin, I hope you're doing well.
But before he went into surgery, he sent me a
picture from simply to go. I don't know if that's
like in a quick check or a fat like a
fast food mart. He didn't say, but the label, uh

(38:02):
matches the sign. So the sign on the little little
ledge matches the sticker, and it says PROSTRAMI on a
bagel to go right, and it says ingredients, but strawmy
lettuce bagel. The problem is both times, both times they
spelled it beagle like the dog b e a g

(38:25):
l E, but straw me on a beagle, which as
a Jew, I have to say, I've never had, Oh
my god, oh my god, yeah me on a beagle.
Um um. Also scary, this is a text message that
came in. You were talking about maybe you want to
own a restaurant, but you don't know how to run
a resta restaurant, and I did. I managed restaurants for

(38:50):
business for giving away food. And they wrote, Scary, if
you want to learn how to run a restaurant, take
Brody to a steak dinner. You owe him and pay
attention to what they do. That was a text to show.
Now I think I would be accused of giving away
the product. Yes, you posted a picture from two thousand nine, maybe,

(39:10):
yes it was. It was me on the People's Court. Yes,
Caroline was on our show at the time. She she decided, well,
she she sued me on the People's Court on toilet
paper towels through toilet paper to her. I was trying
to throw it at her, to her to catch. She didn't.

(39:31):
She turned around, she missed it. It landed on a
bottle of open an open bottle of water. The water
fell into the keys of the keyboard that was next
to her laptop, and I destroyed her laptop. And yes,
so she yes, And people like, oh, wait a second,
you're posting this on April first? Is this in April

(39:52):
fool's joke? And I was in the audience. I was there,
I was there, was a Carrot's a witness. If you
google scary car Elena Computer People's Court. You People's Court episode.
You will. You may not find the video because it's
been taken down for copyright reasons, but you will find
the articles that were written about it at the time.

(40:13):
I have a DVD of it, don't we don't we
have it somewhere. God, I gotta get it. I I
want to get it put on you know. In anyway,
so Scary claimed it's her fault for not being able
to catch a toilet paper roll, and she shouldn't have
had water opened up next to our computer. It's a
great always sort of a radio thing. You should not
have an open bottle of liquid near your computer. Well,
the rule at the time in the studios you shouldn't

(40:34):
have an open bottle, period And our rule was he had.
It was a bad throw. You hit the bottle and
you ruined your computer. By the way, I I uh uh, yeah,
I think I was one of your witnesses. But they
didn't didn't call me. Who won that case, by the way,
And then I'll tell you why I brought it up.
It came to a it came she didn't rule for
either one of us. It was one of the lamest

(40:55):
outcomes in people's court history. I think, I'm like, well,
wait a second, I ever see the show in like this.
But they did say that I needed to give her
whatever it was. Oh no, I forgot what it was.
Did I owe her money? I thought you order like
half of the half of the cost of something. By
the way, what was you? What did they call you? Like?
It was the case of the like toilet paper bandit?

(41:15):
What was it? Do you remember? I don't know? Okay.
The reason I'm bringing it up is that Sean Underscore
Barnhart wrote, this is probably the only way David Brody's
gonna get his steak dinner is to take you to
court and then and then x X Jeter xx wrote,
you have to sue for that steak dinner. He owes
you slice for life. So um Well, we got a

(41:36):
tweet right after an email from someone screenshot at a
tweet in the emails they just finished episode when and
got this add on my Twitter. Disgusting. I hope you
both have a great vacation. Uh And it's basically from
your Hinz company, Brody saying, after a wonderful thing session
with our friends at Ocean Spray, we've decided to join

(41:57):
forces for a flavorful concu auction that Mike Cravy a
touch to your magic, to your meal, and it is Cravy.
It is half cranberry and half a v And guess
what that was issued on what date, folks? April one? Exactly.
It's an April fool's joke. That was the April's Fool's joke,

(42:18):
not the People's Court episode. Uh triciall o presty t
low ms Trish, I forgot to read this one. She wrote,
do they grow wheat in California? Wheat? She wanted to
know if they grow wheat and go for the lyrics.
Let's see, that's a complaint about my heart skipping. That's
not really important. That shouldn't be my folder. Shout out

(42:39):
to Lonnie. Lonnie's a big fan of the Walkers and
Talkers podcast and the Brooklyn Boys and he sent us
a picture wearing his Pepperoni Pizza Brooklyn Boys podcast shirt
as he's about to go for running his motorcycle. That's
pretty cool, m um. And then you and I did interviews.
I didn't know you did an interview, scary, I did
an interview with um. You know I'm right podcast? Uh?

(43:00):
You can find them on in the Zone io on
social media. I don't know why they don't have you know,
I'm right on social media with Joey and Nick. And
we did an interview and I put this up on
my social media and retweeted it and reposted it. Then
it went really well talking about baseball and the Mets
in the morning show. And these are the guys that
snubbed me on the email. Originally they only emailed you

(43:23):
to do the podcast, but I was copied to it. Yes,
I remember that. Well. I ended up doing it first,
and they thanked me because they've had a really good,
excuse me, a good reaction to the podcast since it's
been up, and they said, oh uh, we're gonna post
scary soon. I didn't know you did the interview with them.
I did. I did last week right after you, right
after you did yours. Oh okay, how did how to go?

(43:45):
You weren't really well? Great? People love them. They're also
good that mine was better, but I'm sure yours was fine.
Oh I'm sure it was better. I mean, first of all,
you're the bigger Met fan than me. We did you
talk sports with him? I did talk a little sports.
We didn't really didn't really talk sports, and we talked,
we talked to radio. I also warned them, I said,
I gotta tell you, guys, I'm not really you know,

(44:07):
I don't want a big lot of big sports fan.
I do like the Mets, obviously I followed them, but
I can't really spar with you like. This is a
sports radio talk show, so we did nothing of the sort.
So and there are sports based podcast so right now,
did you did you tell them about the time where
uh I convinced you that Daniel Jones was the quarterback

(44:30):
of the Giants in the restaurant with us? You didn't do, okay,
because that would have been that would have been a
fun conversation. I go ahead. No, uh, you know, all
slices should be like Elizabeth Almeida, she wrote to us
on our Facebook fan page. We have that, you know,
and then we got the email that way, UM, I'm
addressing you as the boys. Hey boys, I don't know why.

(44:53):
I just wanted to want to put one of us first.
That's why I want to take a moment to share
my appreciation for your podcast. I spent the early COVID
quarantine seemingly trapped inside with my one year old, well pregnant,
terrified that I would have to give birth alone during
a pandemic. Not exaggerating when I say that listening to
your podcast allowed me to escape those fears and remember
to laugh and enjoy this incredible time in my life

(45:14):
and the lives of my children. Thank you both for
pushing through your own challenges and making great content for
all your listeners. Hashtag Slice for Life. Sincerely, Liz and
And I don't know why she said, Ali Maida, Anyway,
I wrote a glow ps. I wrote a glowing review
on Apple Podcasts. Gave you guys five stars. I'm subscribed,

(45:36):
which is great. I want to see the subscription there. Subscribe.
Please have the subscribe button everywhere you get your podcasts.
And and I'm gonna tell all my friends to listen.
This is the kind of Slice wee like. And here's
the review. They're like two buddies in a block party
that you just sat back and watched them bigger while
laughing your ass off. I've always loved them both from

(45:57):
the Big Show, and I'm so happy to listen to
them each week as they say all the things I
wish I could say. Thanks to Brody for teaching me
that I deserve my free dessert and not to settle.
Even is not even? And thanks to Scary for being
true to himself and occasionally occasionally Bougie a f give
this podcast to listen, you'll wonder how you ever live
without it. Oh my god, I could just kiss you

(46:18):
on the lips right now. We need to post that
on our social media, that that's a review. And by
the way, we didn't send her a five dollar Amazon
gift card. We did not thank you because that would
be a scambo. Write that review everywhere you get your podcasts.
All right, absolutely, we got a move because we have
another segment coming up. All right, we'll be right back
after this. I want to play the sound clips, and

(46:44):
then I think, because this is a bonus episode and
I have people in my house right now, my kids
are home. I'm not gonna do the tireant, but I
do have a scamboni, So if you want to get
that ready and then whatever else you have, but let's
play the sound Tell me what the clip is and
I'll tell you we have State of New Jersey. Oh wait, no, wrong,

(47:04):
wrong sound bank Uh Amazon, I think that's all. I'm sorry.
Cosplay oh god. One the way I listen as you
know this the sound system has is four thousand dollars.
It's it's got a lot of slots for sound, and

(47:24):
it holds a lot of sounds. So you speak sound
at that price. Yeah, so, um, you got you know
what cause play is, right? Why don't you explain it
to the slices. Cosplay, which I believe is short for
costume play, is when you dress up like you know,
superheroes or famous people. You have sex anime. No, no, no, no,
that's the plushies, right, dress up like stuffed animals anyway,

(47:47):
I guess you could. But cause players like they go
to um like comic cons dressed up as the comic
book character you've seen them before, because they're acting out apart,
they're in character. Now. This is one of the two
samples of why I think people on cable news and
all news should have their producers spell things for them phonetically. Okay,

(48:09):
play the clip. I know someone who doesn't even know
what it is. I haven't heard this, but I know
exactly how he's going to pronounce it. If you're looking
for a crisis to coast play, Senator, I'm happy to
point you in the right direction. Okay. So she's coming
off snarky, but she's obviously reading someone else's line and
doesn't know what cause play is. So the line the
line was, if you want to it was it was

(48:31):
a bunch of senators dressed up in hunting gear and
went to the border. And she said they were caused
the coast playing. She's like, if you want to coast play,
I give you some real suggestions. Well, how are you
gonna give me suggestions if you don't know what cause
playing is and you call the coast playing? Wow? Okay.
And if, by the way, if you find your drink roofi,
that's cosby play. Oh no, that's nothing to laugh at.

(48:53):
I'm laughing at your cleverness. Okay, do you have se
e T E R? All right? I feel like I'm
gonna I should tell you that, uh we just completed Passover,
the Jewish holiday of Passover. Oh no, I don't know, Okay,
hold on, hold on, hold on, don't don't read the clip.
Don't read the name of the clip that we didn't

(49:14):
read that I didn't say the name of it, right,
don't right? Okay? All right, hold on. So a couple
of things about pass Over, and I don't know. There's
one thing I don't understand pass Over. Right the movie
The Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston, the classic nineteen sixties
Ten Commandments movie. Right, that movie is the story of Passover. Right,
the story of Passover. It's about Moses and the Jews

(49:36):
and Egypt thousands and thousands of years ago. However, they
play it every Easter weekend. Now. I know Easter is
almost always lined up with pass Over, but both holidays
move a little bit because Easter has to be on
a Sunday and pass Over moves around by the Hebrew calendar.
But people they put it on like, oh, Easter, we're
gonna watch Ten Commandments. Easter is Jesus rising from the dead.

(50:00):
Pass Over is a Jewish holiday. I don't understand why
Easter is a time to watch a movie about Jews
escaping from Egypt thousands of years before Jesus existed. Talking
that's putting out there. So when you get together, and
many people, by the way, think that the past that
the Less Supper Jesus is less Supper, may have been
a Passover sader a satyr. The word sayer means to

(50:23):
do things in order, okay, which is why you read questions,
You dip things, you eat things, you say questions. You
listen in order, right, you listen in order. Right. It's
going on right here now from the people that brought you.
Spell things phonetically for the teleprompter. Sader is spelled s

(50:45):
E D A R. Okay, play the clip. And Tonight
the White Household host it's first ever a virtual passover cedar,
like my first Gentleman Doug mff is the first Jewish
spouse at the White House. The scenery is open to
the public and will be attended by members of the administration.

(51:05):
The event is part of a tradition set by former
President Barack Obama, who was the first president to host
a cedar in the way, Oh my god, Yeah, who
is Jack me Hoff? Jackoff is going to be there?
What did he think? And Tonight the White Household host
It's first ever a virtual pass over sedar. First Gentleman,
Doug Oh those jack me Off? Okay, Doug m Hoff

(51:28):
the first, the second Gentleman of the United States. Oh,
Kamala Harris's husband, Kamala Kamala Harris's husband, got you right soon?
Who the fun was reading this? And who typed it
into the teleprompter that way. Okay, well they know they
spelled its cedar the right way, but he read it
a sedaredar. So I tweeted at him and I said, hey, man,

(51:50):
it's it's sada, it'sunced sada. Did your response yeah, he
wrote back, I'm so sorry. You know. So, here's the thing.
So in radio, when you have can we do that?
You go to commercial, right, producers we would have in
the commercial break or in the chat room mentioned it right,
So when you come back from commercial, you should then
correct it. He didn't come back and correct it. He
went to commercial, and he didn't come back and say, hey,

(52:13):
last break, which means you know what that means. It
means nobody in that studio knew the proper way to
say it, or they weren't paying attention to what he
was saying. That's correct. They were like bored out of
their skull rock this guy, right, I will say this.
He did apologize to me. He said he was And
by the way, I didn't realize this. Hundreds of people
tweeted out, of course, right, my jews. Now, if I
was if there was a good producer in net studio,
they would have written it as capital as capital a

(52:36):
capital y meaning say d you are like like, for instance,
every morning I write the local New York said for Elvis, right.
I don't know if he knows that when we first
traded for Francisco Lindor, it looks like Linda. So I
wrote l I N dash capital d O O R Lindor.

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So anyone reading it would see, oh, the Mets traded
for friends. It's golden door. It doesn't matter that we're
spelling things wrong, because because it's radio, and you're just
listening to the person saying, you just wanted to say
it right, right, and I and and this happens constantly
on the news, local news, cable news, all of them.
They there should be no excuse for saying a town
name wrong or a person's name wrong, because the guy

(53:18):
typing it into the teleprompter just should just write it
phonetically right it the way it's said, and forget us
that the way it's really guy, the guy who you
heard that clip is not Jewish. Okay if you know
you say Jewish, right, okay, if you know the guy's
not Jewish, and you know that sadr isn't pronounced the
way it looks. You have to unless you don't know,
in which case you shouldn't be writing a story. You

(53:39):
should say you know what. I wonder how you pronounce
that I'm not Jewish either? Look at the funk up? Yeah?
Where people? We have a fact versus fiction? Oh? Um? Right,
you have, uh, the one that says fallon facts versus fiction? Right? Well,
I have fallon facts and then I have facts play
the Fallon one. Okay, great story, new guidelines for people

(54:03):
to follow after they've gotten vaccinated, and there's a lot
of promising news, but also there's a lot of misinformation
out there, so I wanted to clear some stuff up.
It is time for a fact versus fiction. Ver same Okay,
did you hear that it's versus? Yeah? Not only did

(54:24):
Fallon say verse instead of versus? The band played it
play the club again. Its versus people to follow after
they've gotten vaccinated, and there's a lot of promising news,
but also there's a lot of misinformation out there, so
I wanted to clear some stuff up. It is time
for a fact versus fiction. Yeah, well you cut the um. Yeah,

(54:46):
so I don't know, it's like I look, it's a
common new York area thing to say verse me versus him.
But it's versus v E R s us right. I
can forgive Fallon for saying it, because he says both.
Sometimes he says versus and and this is but the
band sang verse. They sang verse versus a part of

(55:07):
a song, versus a verse of curse of course, Oh
my god, I'm sorry. Versus fiction. Here's this other clay
fact verse fiction that you sang. That may be our
first grammar police and a song. No it's not, it's not.
I'm sorry on a jingle we've done, We've done like
u um, what's her name? What's her name? Halsey? We

(55:30):
corrected her grammar him and I. So we have one
more clip and then we're gonna get to the scamboni.
And then I want to tell you about my h
my injection as we could we could save that, we
could save it. We got notes, and I want to
hear about it. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what. I want to hear that we
go to commercial here next door. No, no, we're at
a commercial. You want to just give the slices bonus

(55:51):
commercials too on this bonus episode to give them bonus commercials. No, no,
I would never, I would never do that. No, no, hey,
here's extra comms, folks. Yeah, it's time for another. All
right there, David Brodie. Okay, did I did I tell

(56:13):
you guys about the zipper breaking on my jeans right
a couple of weeks ago? Are you sure you did? You? Did? You? So?
I just to refresh, I know you. Let's listen in
order bring in case this is your first episode. I'll
give you the quick rundown. I had half pulled down
my zipper on my jeans, right. I was going to
the bathroom and take a leak, and then I dropped something.

(56:33):
I dropped my bluetooth earpiece. So I went to pick
it up and the zipper popped off the track. Okay,
so the left side was no longer attached to the
right side of the zipper. Now. I looked online on
how to fix it, and it said, oh, you take
off the top fat tooth, which is like a stopper
on both sides. You slide the thing off and then

(56:55):
you slide it you you cut um, you cut a
whole mids zipper right, and then you can slide it
back into the middle and it'll slide back on and
look it up on YouTube. It's a fairly easy repair.
But I don't want to do it. So I went
and I brought the jeans in. Then the guy was
like fifteen dollars. I'm like, right, right, right, I just

(57:18):
watched the video. He goes, well, how much do you
want to pack on a five? He goes, let me
talk to the seamstress. Okay. So I left it there
for about a week and uh I called him and
I said how much is it? He goes, oh, my god,
give you a discount. No. So I said, all right,

(57:39):
you know what, I'm just gonna try to fix it myself.
So I go in and I said, yeah, I'm here
to get my jeans. I said, you really couldn't fix
it for ten, like they're really old jeans. So he
shows me the jeans. He goes, no, zipper was broken,
needs a whole new zipper. And I said, no, I
watched the video. You just take it off. He was, Look,
it's missing teeth. He shows me the jeans and the

(58:01):
right side of the zipper is missing three teeth. Now
did he break those teeth off when you were looking?
Or so scary. They had my jeans for a week.
When I handed in the jeans, there were no missing teeth.
And you knew that. I know that because I looked
at the teeth carefully. What a fucking asshole? Call this

(58:23):
guy out right now? We're going hold on. So I
said there were no teeth missing? Oh yeah, yeah, teeth were?
There were teeth missing, I said, I did. I wish
I had taken a picture of the zipper to prove it,
but of course why would I take a picture. I
know there would there were no teeth missing because when
I watched the video, I was looking very carefully to

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see which the top two breakers the stoppers had to
come out, and I was trying to figure out where
I would cut the jeans to pop it back on.
I would have noticed three teeth missing. I studied the
zipper to figure out where I would make the cut,
so I know there weren't three teeth missing. Now they
may have taken the teeth off to try to get
the zipper back on. I don't know, but I got

(59:08):
the impression they were like, now I gotta place all zipper.
It's like if I brought my car in and they
slashed the hose basically and told me I needed a
new hose. So I said, you know what, I'm not
gonna fix my jeans. My zipper wasn't broken. There weren't
teeth missing. Second of all, the teeth can be put
back on with pliers, right, it's ridiculous, you can put
them back on. I said, but you know what, now

(59:29):
you have not only lost my jeans business. I'm never
coming here again. You know why this three dry cleaners
in the area. I'm never going there again. And I
don't even know the name of the place because it's
like Quickie Shirt, Easy Easy Press. It's one of these
fly by night names. I don't even know the name.
I gotta be honest with you, come and go. It's
one of those stupid names. I don't even know. And

(59:49):
I don't want to put the guy out of business.
But they fucking broke my zipper, and they tried to
scamboni me like I'm somebody like you know, like when
you go to auto place and they know you don't
know cars, you can tell you the need a fragilator.
You're like, oh, ship, really yeah, I got a place
to fragilator every seven thousand miles like fuck it all right,
yeah for twenty bucks and plays a bunch of ship
right there, dude, that is that is a scam freaking ball,

(01:00:11):
capital scambo and a capitalisque scamboni. So I'm sure if
I want to bad mount them in the town Facebook page,
I would. I would. I'm thinking about it. And then
because because there's no point oh oh one that maybe
they broke, but I'm nine point whatever else zero nine

(01:00:31):
nine whatever it is, I'm piste off. But I'm pretty
sure they weren't broken. I feel like they scamboned me.
They definitely did. They don't because when I dropped it off,
he didn't say, you need a new zipper, it's broken.
He said to pop it back on. It's fifteen dollars,
which he would have broke the teeth out of anger.
He did it. No, he did it, so I'd have

(01:00:51):
to pay the fifteen. I didn't want to pay because
I said I didn't want to pay fifteen. He's making
an hour. I have to pay fifteen to put a
whole new zipper in. Of course, the old come and go,
the old the old bait and switch, the old bag,
switch the old f and you. So yeah, that's what
I said, it's how about that for a skam bone?
How about that? How about that? Hey, how about how

(01:01:13):
about that? How about you? Know I wanted I've been
wanting to share this with you. I know, before we
get out of here, we're not leaving without hearing your story.
And I feel like there's gonna be some drama. Well
why do you like? I just I know you. There's
gonna be something, a story. It's just something I just
decided to get bougie glad. Now you're calling me bougie

(01:01:34):
because I'm trying to pick my shot and by shot
I mean my vaccine. Oh you are a little bougie
about that? Check this out? You're lazy. Well, I didn't
see medication. There's no safe weight for you here. You
don't see a path for me. I don't I see.
Here's what I see you doing. I see you walking

(01:01:54):
into a prison where all the gates, all the cell
doors are open, and you think you're just gonna sign
autographs and it's gonna be good for you. You're like,
I'll take a shower while I'm here. It's not gonna
end well for you. All right, Okay, he's in prison
right now. Okay, my dream, my dream. Listen. I know
beggars can't be choosers. It's scary. I tried, I tried,
got I'm not I'm not a bougie bastard. Okay, lazy bastard. No,

(01:02:18):
I'm not a lazy bastard. Okay, I okay, check this out.
I'm not gonna do it. I wanted the planes going
down and there's a mountain. There's a mountain, even gonn
hit the mountain to the ground, which you're gonna hit angle.
Listen to me. You can see what you want. You know,
you can have to want to tee it up this
way lost sound effect you there's nothing to want want one.

(01:02:42):
I got my shot. I got my vaccination. I I
I prefer I preferred to get the J and J
because it's a one it's one shot. That's the Johnson
and Johnson Johnson and Johnson vaccine. Okay, the second Boe
way Okay. I wanted the Johnson and Johnson shot be
And you know what, there are people listening to this
podcast right now, Brodie, that you're offending to listen. There

(01:03:08):
may not be other shots in your area other than
the one that you're gonna be given. So it's like,
you know what, I'm gonna take it. I want to
protect myself. That's what it's about, understood, right, And I
get that. But in an area where we live, where
there are this is your pilot, uh something across position? Okay,
and I choose, and I want I wanted to have

(01:03:29):
this one. Why is it boogie? It's not boogie by
the way, we're talking about a saving lives. I wanted
to I wanted to get the vaccine. I wanted to
get a one shot one. I wanted to get the
Johnson and Johnson because it's one shot. And I know
what you're gonna say, it's less efficacy. And I get
at the end of the day. At the end of
the day, people, you have to understand, it's still like

(01:03:50):
nineties something percent. We'll keep you out of the hospital
and a severe illness and death, which is the most
important part, right for me at least? Okay, So thank you.
So that's that all right. So so don't don't get
me with the don't get me with the that one
is DNA. That do not they're all in my mind
and right whatever you can get, get right. But I

(01:04:13):
had an opportunity a couple of weeks ago, actually last week.
Prepare for cross, Prepare for cross London, all right, God,
an opportunity to get either the FIS or of the
Maderna or the two shot one. Hold on, I'm sweating hands,
Why are you? But I said, you know what, I
want to hold out a minute, a week or two.

(01:04:35):
I'm not First of all, it may not be my
turn yet. It's not my turn, right, but people are
trying to get the vaccine where they can, right people,
So so check this out. So what are you gonna
I hear you like, just I'm just trying to get
my heart right down. Go ahead. So I said to them,
I said, I said, look, I said, I said, let

(01:04:56):
me wait a second. Okay, I'm not I don't want
to be the guy to raise my hand right now
because other people need to go. But it just so happened.
That's that they needed a volunteer and something fell in
my lap. Okay, that's not where the needle goes. I'm
just saying, okay, And the j it was the Johnson
Johnson when it was the one I wanted. Okay. So
but so I got people shot shaming me, trying to

(01:05:17):
tell me it's a lesser shot. Thankful that I've been
guess what I walked in. I got the shot and
I'm now fully vaccinated. Okay, and that's it. So I
got it done the end. I got my card, I
got my v card. I'm still on the list, and
I actually have medical reasons why I should have been
ahead of you. But that's okay. You got lucky. I

(01:05:37):
got very very I got very very lucky twice. Is
what lucky? Because that is to turn to turn one down. Well,
I turned it down the first time I turned it down.
It was because the first time I turned it down
was because I felt bad and other people were ahead
of me, and I like, I can't do this because
it was a two day shot. It was listen, I
mean listen, got the one on the second this came available,

(01:06:02):
and they're like, look, we need a volunteer. See. I
don't know if people understand that when they crack open
a viol of these things, there's like five of them
that and as soon as they come out of the refrigerator,
you gotta use all five shots within ninety minutes, of course,
or you have to they go in the garbage, so
either they're going into someone's arm, or they're going in
the pail. They tried to find a volunteer and nobody

(01:06:25):
wanted it. So for whatever reason, they had four people waiting. Okay,
so four people, so that that that fifth one go
to waste. It was gonna go to waste. So I
raised my hand and I said, put it in my arm.
All right, all right, but that was after you turned
down the two shotter turned it down. I turned it,
but I turned it down for a different reason. I

(01:06:46):
turned it down because at the time, but I turned
it down because it wasn't my turn. But it's still
not my turn. But it was gonna go to waste.
So I took it, okay, but I've vaccinated it. Usually
think what about you? You? You? You? What about me?
Somebody can call David Brody and get him. He's got
medical issues, right, is that what you're saying? You have

(01:07:07):
medical things. I'm saying I have some checkboxes there that
would qualify me before you know. All right, We're lucky.
They were a last minute. Listen, my brother in law
who lives in North Carolinas the last minute went into
a CVS and he said, I live in the area,
let me know if you have any last minutes. They
called him and said we got a last minute cancelation.
He went and got it that night. So yeah, I
know this last minutes, no problem. We're pulling up, last second,

(01:07:29):
pulling up all right, enough of that we can go
back on vacation. Now technically we're on vacation. We're doing
a bonus episode of the We're Done Enjoy We'll be
back next week or whatever exactly. Get the song I'm
going to Bahama, to the Bahamas. Where you going? Well,
if I'm lucky, maybe I'll spend a couple of hours
in uh boys by e