#171: The Downward D at Flamingo Yoga

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start uf, dot up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start up,
Brooklyn Boys, start data. They're making noise data dot up.
Episode one seventy one. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
It's us. I'm David Brody, I'm Scary Jones. That together

(00:27):
we are the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah, and we don't normally
talk like that. So if this is your first episode,
calm down. So a good I gotta say, we don't
sound like other podcasts. We were talking about this this
afternoon too. We just like come right out of the
shoot and we are for some reason, and I don't
know why, Brody. We just tell it like it is
and we lay it out on the line. We were
our hearts on our sleeves. So I've been listening to

(00:47):
a bunch of the podcast. We're on vacation last week,
so I listened to a bunch of other podcasts and
I have to say, Um, one of them is ripping
us off. We'll talk about that later. They do a
good pod cast, but they're ripping us off. And then
I listened to a couple that were kind of jankety
and one that was very like about the radio over
Budd's podcast, tell us about what I'm saying we're talking

(01:11):
like that, we're talking to the podcast, and I'm like, dude,
you're not you should not be doing that, not doing
a radio show. You're doing a podcast and you're just talking,
and you know it's a podcast should always sound like
we're just part of the room. Like I'm gonna read
a couple of uh um d m s later on
that pretty much where we got people through the pandemic

(01:33):
because they're like cooking in their kitchen and we're just
bull We're just bullshitting in the background like friends. That's
how a podcast should come off at all times, Like
when you come off like we're actual friends, which is like,
you know, amazing, we're talking. I mean, we we really
put on a charade if you think about it, because
we're really not. We've ate each other's guts. No I'm kidding,
uh no, but we talked. We we talk to you,

(01:54):
not at and there's a big difference speaking of us
being buddies and friends and all in real life. I
was trying to think, like because somebody said to me, oh,
you guys are good friends because we we've done some
interviews lately. I've done a few interviews. You've done a
few for other podcasts, and uh, somebody said to me like, oh,
you guys, you guys hang around you friends off to

(02:14):
the podcast, like yeah, yeah. And I was thinking of
an example of us hanging out right, and it was
us going to every Mets game at the World Series.
And then I realized that was And I'm not sure
we've hung out since. No, we have. We have the
time that I took you for you steak dinner, remember
that the freebee. Yeah, but that was like seventeen eighteen.

(02:35):
And then when you got your free steak dinner that night,
which free steak dinner to acknowledge it was one time
since I'm trying to think what else pandemic aside, although
pandemic speaking, else did we yeah? But when else? What
did we really hang out? Not much my point, but
it's on you, buddy. I'm out. I'm out. No, I
will say pandemic aside right, like, we haven't hung out,

(02:59):
but pandemic inside or outside as it were. I've seen
you more than any of the member of the show, true,
which I think now is twice, which I'm sad. In
a year, it's said, it's said, it's time to get
back to normal. I'm sorry, it's over. We're done. Well
update because a bunch of people I want I can't
name everybody, because it was a bunch of you. So

(03:19):
last episode we talked about how you were vaccinated and
I was not vaccinated, and a lot of people were
deeming me saying I can hook you up, I can
make appointments. Nothing I legitimate, just they're good at it.
They're good at making the appointments. Um. I have since
been vaccinated once. Congratulations, got I got the first shot.
Um My arm was sore for a couple of days,

(03:39):
not a huge deal, and I'm excited counting down the
days to the second show. By the way, this is
not a commercial for us to say you should get
the vaccine. You shouldn't get the vaccine. You do what
you want. I do balls. I'm gonna say you should
get it. That's what I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say,
make your own decisions as long as you as long
as you consider the whole planet needs you to do it.
So anyway, my point is, are you trying to get

(04:00):
That's Jewish guilt right there. That is not Jewish. Not
gonna do a Gewish guilt. That's science anyway, I didn't
get a sticker. So like when I voted, I didn't
get a vote sticker. They were out. When I got
my shot, I was like, hey, do I get a
I got vaccine sticker? Now we're out of them. Yeah,
I got I got one. I gotta, I gotta. I
want a shot that you know. I wanted my card
to say, get off my ass. I got the shot, Okay,

(04:21):
because I got it for the wrong reasons, all right.
I got I got the shot because if if I'm
gonna be completely honest, because I just want to be
able to have the v I P and the perks
in life. Right Because a lot of these places, like
the American Airlines Arena down in Miami saying, oh, the
first two sections are for people with VAX cards. Well
wait a second, I want that card. Yeah, or you

(04:42):
see what let's see obviously, you know about Crispy Kreme.
You get a free donut every single day. Let's be honest.
That's why you did it. Because I have not cashed
in once, but you would. I mean, look, you like
free ship. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not looking for Donna.
You see what Sam Adam's food? Sam Adam is the
latest one to orfer a perk. They're offering people free
beer if you could prove you have a vax card.

(05:04):
So it's like, wait a second, well, you gotta prove
you a vaccinate, but I also want to have a
vaccoll obviously, but I also want to be able to
go around if I want to visit Grease this summer.
Grease might the Grease government might say the Greek government like, hey,
you can't come in without one. I'm like, fuck you,
I got one. Boom, I get in now. It's almost
like my my get in. So you're saying, if you're

(05:24):
going to grease, or you want a free donut, get
a vax, I got you. If you want to grease,
so you want to eat some grease, you get. But anyway,
but my my larger point is, yeah, I just don't
want people to bother me anymore. Like I want to
be able to walk into a venue if I have
to host it. But you also, you also got the vaccine.
And one of the things you're most excited about was
your ability to travel, and then when you traveled, you

(05:47):
got yelled at on social media for traveling because my god,
someone tried to cancel me. Someone literally, someone tried to
cancel me. They were like, you are a public figure,
and you should set the example for others by staying
home because I don't know what you who you think
you are. And I'm thinking, like, this person doesn't know
me from Adam. They don't know, they don't know what

(06:09):
I'm stayed home. By the way, Yeah, Adam, whoever he was,
just he is, He's still alive. But the point is,
don't try and fucking cancel me. You know what, People
can make their own decisions and make their own a
sess well, but more importantly, you you you, you traveled safely,
you have the vaccine, and I can go and see
anybody I can do who again, remember that those days
never get sprayed in the face with carbon nitrogen. I

(06:32):
I I celebrated a club bed So that was was
DJ Pillow DJ Pillow clubbed, all inclusive snacks, all inclusive,
diet cokes with no ice. It was great, great vacation. Huh.
And I I was in the hot tub, so that counts.
And uh and my pool opens two and a half weeks.

(06:54):
By the way, we've been friends for how long? Still
waiting for that? In fight for your pool to be
you know, well, now that we'll both be vaccinated, there's
no excuse last year with something. Last year you gave
the oh it's COVID excuse, can't have scary in my pool.
What's your excuse this year, buddy? Well, you know what,
you got, the one shot vaccine. My pools only for
the two shot vaccine people. So are you vaccinaing? Know? No? Um?

(07:19):
I do also want to make one clarification from last episode.
I left out a joke that has been bothering me
all week, and so I read one of our our
listeners sent us pictures of a beagle. Right. I looked
like it was a quick Mart or one of the
quick food places, gas station places where the foods pre
wrapped in the little refrigerators, and it was a beagle

(07:41):
with some stuff on it. I'm sorry, I apologize if
you guys were screaming it out loud. I don't know
how I missed this, but clearly it's a spiegel because
it's you know, at a gas station, a ship A
ship A ship, yeah, because it's spelled the p E
A G E L. But if it's a ship one,
it's a spiegel. So I do want to apologize for
missing that opportunity to call it a spiegel spiegel speak

(08:03):
spel alright speak cool. Well that's you finally got your joke. Kid.
You've been we get right two weeks because we gave
him a bonus episode. Actually it was last it was
last week. I'm gonna listen. This is episode one seventy one.
If you haven't listened to one S one seventy, go back,

(08:23):
please go back. I know you guys might have been
on vacation, or because we were on vacation, you thought
we maybe didn't put out new episodes. We put out
a new episode every week. So if you're like, oh,
the show's back, we must have a new episode and
you're tuning into this one one seventy one, we had
two weeks of episodes. Yeah, we need you. We need
you to actually listen to uh five minutes of each one.

(08:44):
I can tell by the numbers that didn't listen, especially,
please go back. It's like a bid an abyss. It's
a one seventy and there's listen. We worked on our
vacation and you know we would like you to, you know,
enjoy it because it was good stuff. Pretend I made
the Schigel joke last week. That's all I'm saying. Hey,
by the way, if you're traveling, you know, and I

(09:04):
know a lot of people haven't traveled in over a year.
I mentioned as quickly on the Big Show today. But
it bears repeating. It's worth mentioning, worth repeating. You know,
if they're boarding, but this, you're gonna have a problem
with this, Brodie um So, So obviously they want they
don't want people passing in front of the back of
each other. They want as little contact to pass by
people as possible. So they well, they first, they board

(09:28):
first class, because they always go first. But wait, hold on,
but wait, wait then those people then then they board
from the last row forward. So obviously right, but now
wait a second. The first class people, but there's a
bigger probably and thought they were better than people, which
they do, then they'd want to go on last so
they don't have to have any of the low class

(09:50):
people like me in the back walk past them. If
you go in first in front of the plane, the
entire plane walks past you. Well, if you'm pay an extra,
I want to be COVID free. I want nobody walking
by me. I hear what you say, circulate, No, I
got you. But you know what, there's some there's a
bigger problem here, and it's for the premium economy people,
the people like me who will decide, I personally want

(10:13):
to pay a little bit extra for my leg room,
so I want to sit in the first row and
coach one of those first two rows. Well guess what
that becomes. The s end last rows to board the plane.
You leave, the plane is not taking off. Why wait
a second, why does the first class people pay all
this money? Wait a second, why the first Why do

(10:35):
the first class people pay all this money just to
get on the plane first? Okay, but me playing a
little bit extra money, I get dead last. I mean,
I think that that sucks because I'm trying to pay
a little bit more for some leg room, just a
little bit. And the fact that I'm paying money into this,
I now have to sit last. It's just partial boogie
world problems. Well it is. And then there's no overhead

(10:57):
compartment space, and then you gotta check your bag. I
think I don't know. The issue isn't you got fucked? Truthfully,
the issue is the first class people that the first
class people sitting in first class they're not first class people. Necessarily,
those people should go on last la la la last
last all right, last, well, you know what, to be honest,

(11:19):
they should move first class to the back of the plane.
Now they the back of the plane. Then when nobody
walks past them, Yeah, I guess whatever. You don't listen,
I know you know what you're the first one is off?
How about that seventh row off seventh right, So you
got off seventh row whatever it was seven, it's always

(11:40):
that seventh row. Man well, because it's six rows of
first class roughly, and and then the bulkhead row with
no with no trays in front of you, no seats,
is usually seven or eight. I've been on a plane,
I gotta says work. Oh. Oh, by the way, they're
using the COVID excuse to not give you your free ship.
So that someone told me that the first ask. They

(12:00):
don't give you free free nuts anymore. You know nuts,
no hot nuts, usually get hot nuts up there. You
get none of that. They don't offer you the drink
as soon as you get on the plane, and they
don't offer you a full meal. They offer you one
of those what they would sell in economy. Those those
fucking boxes of these people like steerage, poor bastard. No,

(12:21):
the thing is everyone's trying to cut corners now, and
they're using COVID as the excuse to like, I'm sorry,
we can't because of COVID, so to me at Brody
and you should be alert to this, and I'm sure
this is happening everything in everyday life that COVID. Now
people are starting to use COVID as a reason to

(12:42):
cut corners financially and give people less for their money.
And I do believe it's and I have an example.
I have an example of this right here actually, but
I don't know what you. First of all, what's your
take on the airlines doing that? Well that that's a listen,
it's I guess it's evilly clever but awful. Yeah, you

(13:02):
want to hear another one. Unless it's a food handling thing,
unless they give you the prepacketed sandwich, and they don't
want to give you the the the the microwave the
food and then people touch the food. Doesn't this pandemic
have anything to do with people not getting there? Again,
I'm not trying to fight for the people because the
hot nuts, you get hot nuts or or or actually,

(13:24):
like you have hot knuts, you gotta get off the plane.
You might have something, you might have a symptom. You
might take the temperature you're you have to take the
temperature of your nuts. Or in normal times, you get
a lunch, right, and they hand you like a plate
with that actual like tray and you get like silverware
and everything. So all that ship gets sanitized anyway, So

(13:44):
how did it spread COVID or you know, there's gotta
be a reason why or a reason behind these them
doing it, And I think it's this is just a
way for them to cut corners. But fuck it, man,
we're gonna just get more profit out of these people
by spending less money you get they give you less
and you pay more. There's a scamboni there. But I

(14:05):
feel like there might be a partial explanation. I feel
like maybe there's less food handling, there may be less
staff on because there's less flights, So there might be something.
I'm gonna do you one better. We were sitting at
a restaurant on vacation in the Bahamas, my girlfriend and
you and the girl Robin right, and we were sitting
at the Robin right, Robin, so so here's the best.

(14:27):
So so then the waiter comes over to us and
we were at I forgot which rest one of the
rest doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. Actually it turned out
to be all of them. And the waiter comes over
and says, hey, um, your scary is this mad libs?
What are we doing filling the blank? Hey? So he

(14:48):
goes and I picked up a fart. No you can
this is gonna. This isna sad libs. I know, of course,
man does were man live back? When were your kids?
That the craziest food was kind of inky? Every now
and as far. So we get the menu and then
the way it's like, would you like flat water or
would you like or like sparkling water? So I'm like neither.

(15:12):
We'll take some tap tap water. No, no, you don't
take tap in another country. It's the Bahamas. Give me
a break. It's not like Mexican. I know you have
had bad experiences. What about flat water? What's wrong with
flat water? By the way, isn't it just water? We

(15:33):
called a flat water for It's just water. It's like
white milk. It's just milk. It's not flats, carbonated or not.
He is flat it's water. But here's the best office water,
not piste off. What the flat water? Flat water? You
want flat? What are they called still? You want it still?
Or do you want still? Or you want is it
still water? I'll have it if it's no. But that's

(15:56):
not the problem. Did you correct them? No, because there's
not the that was not that. That was not where
we were going. Here. Well, now that's where I'm going.
You derailed my evening, the fun I'll tell you right now.
Everything else you say now is irrelevant. Water after what
I'm about to tell you, still water runs deep deep
was the glass I would let you get it out
of your system and the milk. I'm gonna still water.

(16:20):
I'm gonna give you the punchline after stupid. Name is
still water? Go ahead, stupid, You're done. You're just about
flat flat water says you want? You want still? You
want sparkling or what? Neither? I want tap? Okay, so
let's say you want to tap water. Fine, you know
what he tells me, we can't do that because of

(16:40):
the pandemic. I'm not even kidding you. And by the way,
that was the story at every restaurant every night they
gave you the water I'm like, who whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa. I'm like, I understand something. And the waiter
shrugs his shoulders. His pandemic you know, pandemic car you
know we can't do it the still water. Of course, dude,

(17:01):
that's a scamboni. Get the jingle. It's exactly what I'm
talking about. Holy shit, it's a scamboni scamboni. So yeah.
So I looked at my grandfriend and she looked at
me at the same time, and she said to me, dude, scamboni. Yeah.

(17:22):
So wait a second, let me get this straight. Uh,
you you can't serve me water from the tap, regardless
of the country, get for free. You would think they would, well,
you would argue that, right because it's like, wait a second,
I don't have an option. Now you're going to force
you're literally forcing my hand at spending nine dollars for
a giant bottle of aquapana or and since when it's

(17:45):
tap water, I give COVID in it, they can't pour.
That's what that's that's it. I mean, I guess how
bad of things in the Bahamas they got. They got
COVID ocean COVID late I don't. I still don't understand.
Is it too much to maneuver? But no, you still
you still they still give you glassware, They still go
to the tap. Where is the what is the COVID
situation where they can't have give you tap water? I

(18:08):
don't know there is. I'm telling you, I have to
google it. It's another dude, it's another scambody. It's another
way of giving you, making you pay more because of
the pandemic, you know what, working into the price. Give
me bottled They should be buying jugs of tap of
bottled water, have a bottled water machine in the back
and be giving people water. At first I laughed at
him because I thought it was a joke, and he's like, no,

(18:29):
I'm serious. It's unlike you to order cheap person's tap water.
That's a brody move. No, But because the water is
clean there, I am not problem with it. You know
you're in You're in New York City, known by the
way wins the prizes every year for the best water
in America. Uh, the best city water. People don't realize that.
People don't realize that New York City water is actually

(18:51):
rated very high in the country. I drink that I
take drink. New York, I get tap water. I'm in
New Jersey where I live now. No, it tastes like crap.
If you grew up in New Jersey, you may not
realize it. But if you live in New York and
you moved to Jersey, it's like it's horrible. So I
would not order tap water, most likely in New Jersey.
If I'm in the Bahamas, I'm getting I'm getting bottled water.

(19:12):
I'm getting diet coke, no ice. The problem with those
places in hotels the guns, use the guns. No, No,
that's no problem. It's when they have the little bottles.
I went out to dinner with with my friend Jeff
last week. Right, went to a really nice little pizza place,
and I gotta tell you how we ended up there.
It was the only place that had outdoor seating on

(19:34):
Tuesday night, maybe Tuesday or Wednesday night as Tuesday, right,
so we called the outdoor seating. Yes, we get there.
There's a tent, big tent, no problem, open on two
sides the whole length of the rectangular restaurant, huge long tent.
All the tables, picnic tables. Right, I'm not paying dinner
prices picnic tables. I have a bad back, so I'm

(19:57):
not sitting on a fucking park bench to eat my dinner.
The funk outta here. So I had them bring me
a chair, and I said, at the end of the
picnic table, so I could have a chair outside, your
high made is well. Listen, tap water boy, you ask
do you tell you think I'm boogie? Look at you
having to I have a bad back. I can legitimately,
medically cannot sit at a picnic table for an hour.

(20:17):
Ring your Royal Highness a chair. She did, She did,
But I want to tell you how we ended up there.
So so Jeff says to me, Hey, let's meet at
this Cuban restaurant on such and such road. Blah blah blah.
I've never been there. I want to try something new.
It's all right, we'll go there, no problem. Now. Jeff
is like me, wants to sit outdoors. Not ready for

(20:38):
the indoor seating yet they advertised on the website. There's pictures.
They have a huge patio outside in front of the
restaurant and it's all tables. What umbrella is really nice? Like? Oh,
it was a beautiful weather. It was like seventy three
seventy four degrees in in the in the area. Sounds
great so far. So okay, we get there. We see
the patio. All the chairs and tables have folded up

(20:59):
leaning against the wall, so like, oh, maybe there's a
backyard patio. Fancy schmancy will backyard action. So we go in.
There's maybe three or four people eating dinner at the table,
and the waiter slash host comes over to the host
stand and I said, excuse me, do you have outdoor
seating tonight? He says not yet? So I said, oh, um,

(21:24):
well it's early. We had gotten there like five oh five.
I said, well, what time does the outdoor seating start?
If not yet? I don't know. Well is it like
an a half hour? Um? I don't know. So I said, well,
well who would know? He says, you have to ask
the manager so much team meetings before the night starts.

(21:45):
Where everything right? So I said, he is? You have
to ask the manager, so I said, And he stands
there looking at me, and I said, so his name
was Jorge at the this is true, Jorge a jay George.
I said, oh, hey, you know you work here. Could
couldn't you? Couldn't you go as the manager. There's there's

(22:07):
nobody eating right now in the restaurant. It's like three tables,
and can you can? You go ask the manager and
he looks at me like there's a novel idea. I
guess I could, And then he says, I suppose I could,
And he goes and ask the manager and he comes
back and he says, yeah, not till the weekend. Right.
So I said, when you said not yet you met

(22:28):
not yet during the week you didn't mean not yet tonight. Yeah,
I guess I don't know you work here, right, Yeah,
but you're showing up tonight on a Tuesday. On a Tuesday.
I wasn't taking a survey, like, hey, what nights do
you have outdoor seating? I'm trying to plan an evening.
I would have to assume that you were. If you're

(22:49):
my customer, you're here tuesday. You wanted about the immediate moment, right,
I wasn't on the phone saying I'm trying to plan
my weekend. I'm there with my friend. I want to
have dinner outside. It's beautiful out. He's like, not yet,
not yeah, So I'm thinking maybe six o'clock will kill time.
We'll wait around you know, and we'll eat it six. No,
maybe he couldn't find the words. I couldn't find the words.

(23:11):
So then we called bone Fish Grill. Right, called bone
Fish Grill. I said, hey, you have outdoor seating tonight.
She says, no, I'm sorry, but we do have indoor seating.
Well you did ask that question, but of course you
have indoor seating. You're open. You're what other seating is there?
Oh my god? Okay, Grill, But you know, like I called,

(23:37):
I called out back and I called um an Italian restaurant.
Both of them said the same thing. No outdoor seating tonight,
but we do have indoor seating. What what? These aren't
take out only places. These are like outback steakhouses, not
takeout only. It's a year into the pandemic. I know
you're open, we have indoor seating. By the way, the

(23:58):
outdoor seating should be in the it's in the name
of the place. Out back. I'd like to sit out
back by the dumpster, because guess guess what it's it's
based off of the outback. It's based off the great outdoors,
the whole feme of this restaurant. No outdoor seatings. So
then so that's fine. So I got one more food story.
I think you'll appreciate this. I want you to tell
me how you'd handle it before I tell you how

(24:20):
I handled it. So my kids wanted me to pick
up Chippotle for lunch. Right, Normally, my wife has the app,
and then she has our account, and I haven't set
the app up yet. I have too many apps on
my phone. That's not one of them I have right now.
So whenever they want Chipotle, my wife orders the Chippotle right.
So like if I say that all three of us want,

(24:41):
she knows what the usual order is, she puts it
in whatever. Well, I didn't want anything, but my wife
was in meetings all day, so I didn't want to bother.
I said, you know what, I gotta go over to
the area with chot Is. I'll just walk in and
place the order. It's two things, no problem. So my
one daughter wants, uh one of my door just wants
a bowl with food in it, you know, of course,

(25:03):
and the other one wants the kids the kids taco
which is three harder soft tacos, and then she says,
get me the the cheese Casadia. Okay, it's like five
bucks something like that. It's a kid it's on the
kids menu. You can get the tacos or the cheese casadia. Okay.
So I go to the counter. I ordered the bowl
for my my one daughter, and then I said, give

(25:25):
me the kids tacos and I said, oh, before I forget,
I want a cheese Casadia. Now I'm looking at the menu. Scary, right,
you know the menu on Chipotle, it's like right above
the food. You look up, it's got those the hanging
signs right, and the kids menu says, uh three tacos
and cheese Casadia. She says, I'm sorry, sir, the chiefs
casadas online only. What So did she open up the

(25:52):
app ordered online to be a smartass? No, no, no,
she's saying it to me. I'm supposed to order. So
I said, wait a second, Oh, it's online only, meaning
like okay. So then she wants you to do it right.
So I said, so you want gonna go outside and
use the app and onner? Why not? I'm here? No,
what do you mean? Why not? I waited a line.
I go, what's the difference? I said, it's on your menu.
You take a flower tortilla, you throw cheese in it.

(26:15):
You melt it and you say you cut it. That's it.
You don't even have to cut it, just put the
cheese in the flower. It's online only. I go, it's
on the menu, it's right there. What does that mean?
On Like, it's not like a scary it's like a
hidden thing, right if you want the steak target, you know,
here's But the thing is it's a physical impossibility because

(26:36):
it does not compute. It does not and they can't
get you it because that's person has always been in
the cash. It's the problem though. But if it's if it's,
if it's there and you're in person dining, maybe it
grays out that because it's like this is an online
on her only. Okay, So then I saw so I said,
you know what, now the soft taco? Wait is it?
But what is the point of offer? And just I'm
trying to do trying to encourage people I guess to

(26:58):
order on the Apple order on what I guess. But
I'm standing there, there's other people in the store. It's
not like I'm the only one. Is it a special deal?
That's all a deal? It wasn't a that's my point.
It wasn't like by white to get one free. That's it.
I get it. I get it. If it's a deal
you're trying to encourage me to is the app. But
it's the one items, that's the only item. It's online only.
What kind of bullshit is that? It's the simplest item

(27:18):
on the menu. It's a tortilla and cheese, that's it.
So I said, give me the three soft tacos with
chicken and cheese, hold the chicken. Yeah, and that's why
I have three case and dias. And she says, I
don't know if I can do that. What do you
mean you can't do that? Give me three to chicken
soft tacos with no chicken and now just you can't

(27:42):
do it because when you go to a place like that,
that's so that was going to explode. I said, can
you please check with the manager? So she she walks
over to the manager, who, by the way, is eight
feet away. She had to have heard the conversation, but
she had her back to me like she had her
back like to can you hit the can get the
override button in your system? So she comes. She says

(28:03):
that the girl says he wants the chase cases into
and she goes, yeah, Okay, that was it. Yeah, yeah, okay,
there wasn't great out button. It's five, it's four. You
can hit miscellaneous four. You're gonna raise it up. But
that's scary. Come on, that's bullshit. Of course it's bullshit.
You would have gone outside and use the app. I'm
gonna give you an example this right now. But I

(28:25):
will say this, I would. I wouldn't, yes, just to
spite them. I do it in front of them. If
I'm setting them, I'm the one doing the work. That's
not spiting, you know, But you know it's it's to me.
It's like you. It's almost like you fucking imbecile. He
you know, I'm gonna do this in front of you
to show you how stupid this transaction is. But but
I wanted to say one thing, and he is. Unfortunately,

(28:45):
sometimes people, and you know this from being in the
service in the industry like this, you're not when you're trained,
you're trained like a fucking robot, especially at places like that.
If you're gonna manager, you train them onto what's gonna
happen Like I'll give you for instance, wait, holy we finished.
So if you're a new bie, if you're a rookie
if you only been there. You don't want to step
out of line anyway. You don't want to get fired.

(29:06):
You may be scared, so you have to do things
by the letter. And then unfortunately it will take a
manager to come over. But you're right, these jobs required.
But these these jobs require some critical extra thinking outside
the box. Let me give you an example. When I
was a manager and an area trainer for Starbucks many
years ago. Right, this was in their early nineties when

(29:27):
nobody again I mentioned this before, but I sold the
first frappuccino in New York State, thank you. Nobody knew
what Starbucks was. No one knew the rules about putting
your own milk in. No one knew anything. And one
of the common requests we would get is people would
ask for a cafe. Ol A l a I T.
Do you know what cafe? You know? It's a U
L A I T. Correct. That is that is a

(29:50):
car That is a regular coffee with steamed milk. That
is not espresso. Correct espresso. Let's just a latte is
an espresso with steamed milk. Ola is a regular American
coffee with steams milk. Right, that's correct, But it's not
on the menu. Right when we opened, cafe was not
a thing, but people would ask for it. And then

(30:11):
I noticed that like the employee heads would explode. So
when I trained them and I would open up, I
was a store openers. I would open up on the
stores with trained staff. I would say, listen, just you know,
as a cafe ol a, here's what it is, and
here's what's different about an old a versus a lot
a lot lattel. I'd explain it. So this way, they're
fucking heads wouldn't explode like this dim witted Chipotle. It's

(30:34):
only oh please, when I was just stupid and I
blamed Chipotle. That's a stupid rule. It is a stupid rule.
But just because of COVID, these may because of COVID,
they can't give me the chiese case. But man, these managers,
these managers have to think out of the box and
train these these kids. Now, I will say one thing
that happened to me in Miami, as with my friend Brian,

(30:55):
and we went to a restaurant. We rolled up two
o'clock in the afternoon. There were some people eating and
i'd there was some hot There were two or three
high tops outside and I'm like, let's sit outside. It's
a gorgeous day. So I said, so it was. It
was literally five minutes before two o'clock. I walk up
and I'm like, hey, um, can I get those two
kind of get a high top out there? Oh no,

(31:17):
those are uh those are for reservations only. And I'm like, okay,
but your lunch rushes over. We want lunch and there's
plenty of seating inside and out. Uh yeah, no, that's
really for that's only for reservations. You didn't make a reservation,
did you. I said, no, we're walking only. So I
look at my friend Brian. He's looking at me. The woman.

(31:39):
The woman is sitting there. The managers nowhere to be found.
I said, okay, I oh, I literally check out my phone.
I go to open table. I look up the restaurant.
I said, reservation for two outdoors. I hit the submit button.
It comes to her computer in thirty seconds and then
she goes, oh, I guess we could see you now.

(32:02):
She sat me outside because I went through the process
because I'm like, you fucking dult it. Really you made
me go into my phone. But you know what, Brodie,
at the end of the day, the result was the same.
We got to sit outside mission accomplished. Who cares to me.
I had a good laugh about it, and I made
her look like an idiot in front of her and
her co worker over there that neither of them did

(32:23):
anything about it. So I'm like, okay, this is funny.
I'm like, I'm actually going to open table in front
of your face to make a reservation for two o'clock,
which is in three minutes. And so I've done something
similar twice with different results. So, uh, one time it
was a pizza place, and the other time it was
a burger a burger place like a h anyway, so

(32:45):
I can tell you the pizza place. So I call,
I call, I call, I call no answer, no answer. Right,
I know they're open. I know they're open. I call it.
Call it called no answer. So I walk in and
as a girl, you know, behind the counter, and I
see the phone on the wall, and uh, so I
hit the call button while I'm I'm talking to her,

(33:07):
and I hear the I see the phone ring. It's
right over there. I see it. I said, uh, you
want to hold on into the phone's ring and she
waves it. It goes man. She's just decided not to
answer the phone, right, So that's that's one. The second
one was it was a burger place in Jersey is
from the upscale burger places and fast food, but you know, anyway, so, um,

(33:31):
I call again. There's there's no answer. So I'm like, oh,
so I get there. I only called once, no answer.
I get there. There's a long line, right, and I'm like, oh,
they must be really busy. So I stand in the
back and I call and the guy that picks up
the phone, I see, I want to place it to
go order? Yeah, sure what he got. So I'm in

(33:51):
the back of the place in the corner and I
placed my order and he took my honor. So the
phone is a very powerful thing too, can play at
that game and how many times all right? Back in
the day, Back in the day, think about when we
had to wait in line for tickets at ticket Bastard.
When you were standing outside of fucking record store, CD
store waiting online eight o'clock in the morning, you right,

(34:15):
because the only way to get tickets was either before
the internet right before your TETs. We would stand outside
ticket tron or tell letron where the funk they were
and ticketmaster call him ticket bastard. Uh, And we were
sitting out there waiting, and then nine o'clock would show
would happen, and then three the first three people would
get in. All the manager until nine oh seven seven

(34:37):
works they have bought all the tickets, that is correct.
They would they would ring up all the tickets behind
the counter. They would all the managers would take the
tickets and scalped the four online. All of a sudden,
you're sitting up a decots sold out. They sold out right,
But all the while, didn't you have your phone out
and you were trying to call and you were calling
your two phones because it was the beginning of cell phones,
but not quite not we had a pay phone. If

(34:59):
there was pay phone, one of us would go to
the payphone on the corner. We had, well, Brody, we
had the situation. We we had all of our friends
had we had these initial again the clamshell phones, and
we would call. We would be calling ticket bastard on
the phone, calling, calling, calling, And so I'm waiting in
line to get the tickets in person, but I'm also
kind of double reinforcing to get that and place my
order online. If I can get on if I'm getting

(35:22):
if I get through. Yeah, we we were long overdue
for a break. But anyway, really, yeah, we'll take a break.
I got stuff, but so do I. Dude, I got
I MA have to admit something to you and the
slices that I don't think you're gonna be too proud of.
If it's you, I'm already not proud. Sy. You got
a lot to get off your chest today. I'm so

(35:44):
I'm mad at you for what. Well you got the
jingle ready, m m. Yeah. Now I'm gonna play this
off my phone because I didn't want you to have
access to this. So this is a reminder because you
guys listen in order. By the way, we haven't played
the Listen in order gin as yet in a while. Rather,
did you bring them home? Yeah, I'll play those later,
all right. So Scary and I did interviews with yeah,

(36:09):
with the you Know I'm Right Podcast? Right, I think
I was episode A hundred and scariest episode one on
four something like that, and we we tweeted it and
posted on Instagram and we sent out links and everything
the you Know I'm Right Podcast, and I think they
are in the zone Io in the Zone Io on
social media. I think maybe in the zone is the

(36:30):
is the umbrella company that handles all these podcasts. Now,
I did my podcast. I don't remember talking that much
about scary but scary, and I'm not playing the sound.
I want you to go listen to it kind of
throws under the bus a couple of times in the interview,
making himself look like the good guy. I don't have
to sound ready because I have the YouTube video primed

(36:51):
and ready to go for something else I want to play.
He's like, oh, Brodie's always the one. Brody's always the one. Malcolm.
He says, I'm the calm one. I'm the professional, prepared one.
I'm not. I'm the low maintenance one. If you're the
low maintenance one, I am. Two seconds later, you have
you proved you a boogie. You're like, I guess I'm
not the low maintenance one. You're high maintenance in your
own ways. Let's not let's not play like this in

(37:13):
one way street. Okay, but that's not it. Now I'm
gonna play something, and I want you to know I'm
giving Scarier freeb I'm giving him a free client mention
because after the first client mentioned, I want you to
hear what he does unsolicited. This son of a bitch,

(37:33):
he has outdone himself. Listened to it, and by the way,
I am convinced that Joe in the interview was told
to ask this question because it doesn't make any sense.
He's doing a sports interview about the Mets and his
career in radio, but listen to them with a question
out of nowhere like it's a legit question, and then
listen to what Scary does afterwards. Here we go, your prick.

(37:54):
Hold on, I usually don't eat until I come home.
That's terrible. Um, So I wanted to mention this because
I think this is really remarkable, remarkable years ago. Uh,
you coordinated and I don't know if I'm saying his
name properly. Enrico, Uh, Frederico or Fredico. Oh, Enrico Ferdico.

(38:15):
I know that sounds like sounds hold on, so he says,
I like he goes, I want to I don't know
how you did it. You coordinated with this guy. Come on,
let's let's be real here. But he was originally a
client and now you have a relationship with him because
he's great. I get that, But this guy's Italian. This
guy Joe's Italian, and he's playing it like, I don't
know how to pronounce this name. People don't like he's

(38:38):
talking about Dr Fatlove. I'm getting it. I'm getting there,
but I'm just setting up. He's like, I don't know
how to pronounce the guy's name. It's an Italian name.
This guy's name is Joe. Before you go my joke,
I'm not gonna love the joke. I just want to
let you know that I was not given the questions
ahead of time. I didn't tell him to that question.
I'm telling the slices, Okay. I had nothing to do
with this. I stepped into whatever you're trying to tell me.

(39:00):
By the way, the slices do not believe you, but
walk into it. Sounds like somebody you're paying me. But
you know he's a he's a fat lost doctor. Soeple
years ago, UM, I lost a ton of weight. Um
it's like a forty four It was some crazy amount
of weight, thirty pounds and forty three days, and then

(39:20):
every every year thereafter for quite some time. UM, I'd
go back in January and do and get it, do
a detox r I do a quick forty five days
kind of like, hold on, so far, so good. You're
answering this question since you know so you did so
you do a dry January, A dry January, a little
bit of February, right, yeah, February, yeah, wait for it.

(39:43):
And then um. More recently, I've been into these d herbs,
which is like these explements, which also is a great
detox and you know, the the effect is, you know,
you know, you lose weight by it, and you you
can you know, it's had. It's ends on the person.
It depends on how much you know, you know into
what you are, how strict you are. Yeah, okay, hit

(40:06):
the jingle bitch commercial. You have the largest fucking balls
of anyone. I know. What are you talking about? The
guy asks you about Dr Fat loss, which is bad
enough in an interview about sports. He asked you about
Dr fat laws bat bat. Then after you answer your question,

(40:32):
you throw in like seventy five more you knows and
work your way into de herbs, your new client. He
didn't ask you about the herbs. He didn't say, how
did you get so thin? This week? Here? What else
you got on the back burner? Hey, tell us about
your your your your list of sponsors, okay, Hey, anything
else you want to promote? Scary? No, he asked you
about Dr Fat Loss because it's a catchy name and

(40:54):
because you lost weight every year and it's in your bio.
So then you're like, oh, by the way, you're like, yeah, yeah,
Dr Fer Why do you hold on? Why do you
give a funk? Because I gotta be honest, Brodie, it
wasn't on this podcast. It was And now you use
their podcast and you to promote another client. Why not?
So who cares? It's not it's none of your business.

(41:15):
That is a punch in your phones, right, there's none
of it. There's none of your business. It's none of
your business. It really isn't. It's that this isn't. I
didn't do it on our podcast. I know. It's just
the unmitigated goal. These poor guys, Joe and Nick. They're
doing this great podcast that they're talking about whatever. For
whatever reason, Joe was like, this dr familyst guy, tell

(41:39):
me more about dr led me down this road? Right,
But he didn't say, and anyone else you want to plug?
How come he didn't give out a ring doorbelt. Remember,
while you're at it, they led the horse to water.
I drank and then I turned my head and said,
and then you hopped on the ball and wrote down
for forty seconds. I said, here's some oats. I'm gonna
eat some of those two. I mean, I figured I
while I was here, I might as well we're only

(42:00):
ship while we're on the topic. And I took. I
took full advantage. And I admit that I did. And
there's no problem with that I did because it was true.
It's all true stuff I know. But it just seemed like,
you know, like, while I'm talking about I'm gonna segue
into another client, why not I have the floor? They
gave me the floor, no shoe. That's a great question.

(42:21):
We're on zoom doing this interview, and it's a little blurry,
not like the crystal four K quality of a ring doorbell.
If I must say so, I don't ring doorbell is
not my client. It's slow slomans. You get a doorbell.
I'm sorry, that's right. Ring is not as good as slomans.
You get a doorbell camera. So I met four K
Sloman's for your long system. We get a free doorbell camera.

(42:42):
Just pound two drifted from your cell and then say
the shingle again, scary. Oh my god, I have um,
I'm gonna call that a scary scamboni. I do wanna,
I do wanna bring up? Can I bring up a scambony?

(43:03):
I told you about this zip for scamboni. Yeah, so
my I gotta play the jingle. Okay, okay. So I
don't know if you've ever heard of pure Leaf tea.
I have right pure leaf tea. Again. I blame my daughter.

(43:25):
She likes the sweet tea. So she says to me, Hey,
if you go to any of the stores, can you
pick me up. I'm in there. I'm having a craving
for lemonade. And if you can't find any lemonade, regular
lemonade in a little bottle, pick me up the sweet
tea from sweet Leaf. That a pure leaf that I like, Right, okay,

(43:47):
So I'll talk to you about lemonade in minutes. I
got a real problem with lemonade. But so there was
no lemonade. So I'm in Stopping Shop, which is a
major grocery chain. And by the way, Stopping Shop, you
soda prices are astronomical. I don't know if I bitched
about this before stopping Shop. I think they feel like
soda is a luxury that people in first class want

(44:09):
to buy because nobody charges soda prices like stopping shop.
I don't know if maybe they're given great prices on
on grapes, maybe their prices on cold cuts are good,
but there's soda prices are out of the fucking world. Okay,
you tell me this isn't a skim bony. They got
a yellow set, little yellow tag sail sign, right, it
says the sweet tea four for five dollars. It's good price. Right,

(44:33):
So right, it's like two f three fifty at the
quick the quick marts, at the seven elevens and the
Quickies whatever, there's always like three f five two for
five five, that's great. Read the fine print. Now. Sometimes
the fine print says only four four deals per person, right,

(44:54):
so you only buy twenty. Sometimes it says must spend
you know, ten dollars is in Like if you go
to Target, they'll say, like, you get ten dollars off
if you spend ten dollars on men's grooming products. Right,
here's what I gotta buy to save the fifty cents
on the fucking pure leaf tea four for five dollars.

(45:16):
Fine print When you buy four Pepsi two lead bottles. Now,
who's drinking four lead bottles? Two lead bottles of pepsi
if they want an ice tea. I don't see the
cornation there, okay? Or pure Leaf eighteen point five ounce
bottles or rock Star sixteen ounce cans, all made by PepsiCo.

(45:37):
Probably I'm assuming that pure Leaf is made by Pepsi co.
We got I get guarantee without even looking that it
is is Now I gotta buy rock Star. I gotta
buy rock Star drinks. I just want to buy some
fucking bottles of pure Leaf. My daughter, No, not gonna
buy two lead bottles of Pepsi. I don't want at
stop and shop two dollars and fifty cents a bottles

(46:00):
or whatever. It is ridiculous prices for soda. And then
I get my rockstar. I don't want a rock star.
I'm a rock star. I don't have a cop car.
Brandon Lembergreini. I hate that song. Come on, it's catchy,
it's catchy. I'll give you that catchy it's catchy song. Anyway. Well,

(46:24):
well that's a scamboni. A scamboni. But they want you
to try new products that you may not have tried before,
or maybe you haven't tried pepsi, or you know, it's
just a way for them to to get the sales
going for that product. Maybe Snells are lagging for pepsi. This,
oh please, you know what? You want to give me
a discount on pepsi. And you say you can have

(46:45):
the discount of pepsi if you try a bottle of
sweet tea. You're okay with that? Well, I'm okay with
it only because you're trying to get me to buy
something new. Hey, you know what you buy sugary soda.
Here's a nice tea. Maybe you want nice tea for
your kid right by the big thing. Get a discount
on the small thing. But working in I'm not gonna
buy the small thing. But I've been and I want

(47:05):
to discind a big thing. They want you to spend
more money. That's the problem, the high problem. I'm never
buying soda and stopping shop. Never you want me to
buy the soda and stop and shop. Write whether with
the two bottle of soda, same same ship? Well, similar
happened with me with Staples. Um I I you guys,
you know I overpaid for printer Inc. Last week. I

(47:27):
spent all this is Travis. You don't I spend crazy
money in Staples. So Staples emails me um a coupon, like, hey,
thanks so much for spending all this money. Uh save
you know, here's fifteen dollars to spend right now. It's
Staples dot com. And I'm like, oh, how cool. And
then I readefined print and it said must spend sixty

(47:48):
or more. Oh so now it's you're only getting You're
pretty much my next purchase. It's pretty much what it is.
It's a scamboi because now you've tricked me into spending
another sixty dollars. Just what you get fifteen off? You
just told me, You just told me fifty. I get
fifteen dollars to spend. Why not just give me fifteen
dollars in cash? Yeah? You know who does it all
the time, Dick Sporting Goods. I get those cools. I

(48:10):
may may have mentioned this on the podcast before Dick
Suck Sporting. Yeah, Dick Sporting Goods will send you a
green coupon, big green booklet with a big like detachable
thing that says they off fifteen dollars off your next purchase.
Then you look at it goes undred more. Yeah, fuck you,
You're given me a fifteen percent off coupon. Is what

(48:30):
you're doing, basically, And if I spend more than a hundreds, right,
because now I'm gonna get in fifteen. So that's why
they don't give you a fifteen because they know that
you're not gonna perfectly time out the hundred. Hey, back
by the way, back to the back to the sweet
tea and all that crap. By the way, I noticed
something on labels. It's another scamboni. Yeah, but and then

(48:52):
remind me about lemonade, another scamboni. This jingle is gonna
wear out, all right, we'll just stop it right there. So,
so if you ever take a look at beverages or
anything for that matter, you know, even foods, it'll always
say it will say natural flavors on it. Right now,

(49:13):
did you know that natural flavors it's just a favorite
stripper by the way, that's natural juices, different club, natural flavors.
So natural flavors is actually just garbage. It's it's it's nothing.
It makes you your brain think, oh it's all natural,
it's wholesome, it's good for me. The flavor of shit

(49:35):
is natural. Is natural fat is correct, it's the flavor
of natural fruit juice. Natural. A natural flavor could be
the flavor of fucking phosphate, or the flavor of any
chemical that you multidextron or molotol. It's because the natural flavor.
So it's like a cocktail. Yeah, so that ship blows off.

(49:56):
But the point is a natural flavor doesn't really say anything.
It's one of those empty words descriptors. But it's a
step above non natural flavor, right right, Because but a
natural flavor could be really bad for you. So so
when you see natural flavors, it's not necessarily anything good
in that craon orange is in a natural flavor, right
that you can't get it grow a croon orange, but

(50:18):
an orange. So anyway, look out for the label, look
out for the natural flavors on a labor. So here's
my lemonade problem. So I told you my daughter on
so Friday night is my uh I'm board, I run
out of the house, I run errands, I go to
like quickie marts, and I pick up stuff for the kids. Right,
I'm like, I'm going, what do you want? Shakes, candy, whatever,
ice cream? What I'm going Friday night Friday night. Friday nights. Yeah,

(50:41):
that's my life, dude. So so Friday night, because you know,
we work Friday morning usually and I take a little nap.
We have a little dinner, a little order, and some
pizza maybe we did on Friday. And then I'm like,
you know, at ten o'clock, I go, I'm restless out,
I'm doing a food run. So my daughter says, I'm
craving lemonade. Can give me a lemonade? Yeah, lemonade? How
hard could that be? Scary? It's not hard at all. Well,

(51:02):
actually I'm looking down, it's pretty hard right now. Yeah,
I don't want to do any time to ask. Okay,
all right, So I go to our friends a quick check,
love quick check. Go to quick check. I get the
Reese's peanut butter stuff they want, the frozen instant shake
they want. And I go to the refrigeration and then
you know, you know the wall of refrigerators. Oh of course,

(51:22):
it's like a right doors doors everywhere, doors everywhere. They
have like a twelve doors, eleven twelve doors. There They've
got a door for water flavored with stuff, you know,
like to fight a little a little bit of raspberry
in it. Right, they have the case of Arizona iced teas.

(51:45):
And by the way, nobody sells diet Arizona iced tea anymore.
Nobody fallen by the wayside. Yeah, don't tweet because I'm
I'm not going wherever you live. I'm just telling you
you go in any place, there's nine, nine or twelve
flavors of Arizona iced tea. I want the one that
says diet jen sing. They used to make like diet right,

(52:05):
they can't find it. Now you can't find the green
Cannon diet Jensing. Don't don't sell it, Okay. Now that
that means it's based on sales, right. That means the
most popular ones are not the diet but you can't
spend You can't buy the diet one if you don't
sell the diet one. So I'm not buying iced tea
and getting three calories in a in a twelve ft
high can of Arizona iced tea. Okay. Then they got

(52:27):
the refrigerators, the AIDS refrigerator, right, the gatorades, the power raids,
the refrigerator, okay that one. Then they got the sodas,
the coke one, all the cokes, diet cokes, then they
got the pure leaf tea, all the teas, all the
teas together right. Then they got milks, got all the
milks very organized. Then they got bottled water, big water,

(52:51):
sports water, little water, all the waters ten doors across.
Not one fucking lemonade in the whole store. Really, I
can get raspberry lemonade. I can get an Arnold Palmer
half lemonade, half iced t. I want a lemonade. I
want an American old fashioned Lemons, sugar and water in

(53:13):
the bottle country time. I want. I want like a
baseball apple Jack's, sorry, cracking Jack's, and hot dogs and
and and lemonade and apple pie. I can't get a lemonade. Well,
let's think about it for a second. So I leave,
I leave quick check, and I go to the ex
on station they have, like the on the Run store
or whatever whatever the store is there. I go in there.

(53:37):
They don't have lemonade. They've got, uh, what was the
lemon in the head they like the blueberry lemonade? Did
they have Well, if they had pink lemonade, that's close enough. Nope.
Oh you know what. Neither they had a Snapple refrigerator.
Neither place carried snap a lemonade, right, I have to
be honest, I don't know. I don't know who makes

(53:57):
lemonade everybody, So snap on me. Lemonade that was their thing.
So that no iced tea is I'm pretty sure ied
tea is there. And lemonade that was their first to
roughly the first two. Then I go to seven eleven,
seven eleven, Sign of the Times. That was the old slogan,
you know, I remember that why they're called seven eleven
seven mind blowing today years old, blah blah blah. Okay,

(54:23):
so that's true story. So I go to seven eleven,
and they've got the frozen ice cream freezer, the frozen
freezers redundant they got, they got the ice cream, the
frozen dinners for the divorced dads who have nowhere to eat. Right,
they got that that thing, they got the ice machine
where they got they got the thing with the thing
and the other thing. Lemonade. Lemonade, all right, brody, I

(54:49):
mean maybe it's just not popular in your areas. They
stopped carrying it in my area where I live in
in the Addis Ababa, Papua, New Guinea. Jesus Christ. So
I got finally it's stopped and shop. When my I'm
not buying the pure leaf tea. I said, fuck it,
I'm gonna find some lemonade this damn supermarket. So I
go to the wall of bottles, bothering you, the wall

(55:10):
of bottles, refrigerated bottles, right camp, No lemonade, no lemon
a little bottles, no little bottles. Finally, by the orange juice,
I find, uh, simply lemonade, simply the company simply and
they give all of the proceeds of the lemonade Alex's
Lemonade Stand. Now we're friends with the Alex Lemonade Stand people, right,

(55:31):
we are the Office Rand show every year. Yeah but
they make Yeah but they they they actually make their
own lemonade with with lemons and sugar. Right. But this
is a lemonade company that's donating their profits, Alex's Lemonade Stand,
right in honor of Alex who died trying to raise
money for cancer research. And the mom's a friend of
We love the mom, Alex's mom. Anyway, So I bought

(55:52):
the jug of lemonade, which because I couldn't find a
regular small bottle lemonade. Right that was Friday night. I
got the jug of lemonade, like the half gallon, right,
the orange juice, whatever it is. Okay, So that's Friday
today as we record this. We're recording this on a Monday. Okay,
on a Monday, I'm pulling the curtains back. We may

(56:15):
not release this till Thursday or Wednesday night, but re
recording it on a monday'sting it tomorrow morning. No, no,
because no one's listening to one seventy. We don't know.
I want his punishment. No, I want to give them
a chance now that we're back from vacation to enjoy
one seventy. Anyway, My point is it's been in the
house now Friday night, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. You heard

(56:37):
the story I just told you, right, I sure did.
My daughter has not opened the fucking lemonade. Oh my god,
I love it. She's sucking with you. She did it
on purpose. She's like, she wanted you to should I'm
not theade right now. I think I think she knew
no one has lemonade. I think she knew that you
can't find lemonade. She's like, Dad, you know, I'm in
the movie for lemonade. Maybe she likes some tab or

(56:59):
some fresc what you can't find anymore either, can't fight?
I have a craving for pepsi Max from the from
the nineties. Can you find out a goose chase? Remember
pepsi clear? Can you find some Pepsi's disgusting. I'm gonna
I'm gonna vomit right now? Can we do? We're gonna
do some mail and then maybe we'll get into some
other I got a couple of mail items that change

(57:26):
like that sounds like the Nightlome. You've got madies? Is
that Steve from Blues Clues? Well, you've got me out
by the I have an a l story. Remind me Okay, yep.
You can always email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast
at gmail dot com or get to us on social media.
Leave us a mail, some email anyway it will find us.
Or some d m s like Tom Vodka. Wow, this

(57:49):
guy is irate with you, Brodie. No, yeah, there's a mistakes.
I gotta debate, Brody. I want you to I want
to bring I want to get to the podcast. I
want to get on your podcast and yell at him. Well,
that's not motivation to put you on, you know. I
wanted to bate even is even with Brody, because not
even is not even yep, amongst all the orders you

(58:10):
fulfill for your merch, one gets messed up. Here comes
Brodie had to call had had to call you give
me three more. No, I will fix the situation. I
will supply you with what you paid for. Read the
small print. Shit happens. Not Brody wouldn't give up free
merch for a small mishap. What he's trying to say

(58:31):
is if no, it's hypothetical. He's trying to say that
if he tried to get free merch out of us,
Because if he tried to pull a you on us
with merch a merch problem, you would actually you wouldn't
give up the free merch. You understand, because it's a
small mishap. Scary. What do you think, be honest our slices? Well,

(58:55):
first of all, I think that we wouldn't mess up
because I think our our company is five star, is
the one that's dealing with They've been wonderful. But let's
say let's say something happen. You know how I feel
about our listeners. How would I handle it? You would
probably make good on that free dessert. Well, okay, so

(59:16):
so wait, hold on a second, but he goes on
to say, the definition of even is equal in number, amount,
or value. The statement even is not even is an oxymoron.
It contradicts itself. If you're happy with the outcome, you're even.
That means even is even. I'm gonna get Brodie screaming.
If I get onto this podcast, you will hear him

(59:37):
slamming his fist on the desk. He is not right
all the time, que of the jingle, Brodie is wrong.
Even is not even? Is not even? By definition? Is
fucking wrong. Time is money. You should be compensated for
bullshit wasted time. We argued that all the time on
this podcast. But when you're okay with the outcome, you

(59:59):
are eve in. Look up the motherfucking definition of even. Brodie. Hey,
I love Brodie, but he is just fucking wrong. Child.
I love you. Here's why I love you. For the Tom, Tom,
here's why you're wrong. First of all, I think you
need to be a little more pleasant about this. But

(01:00:19):
here's why you're wrong, Tom. I never said even is
not even in the in the end of the transaction, Okay,
once you get the free dessert, then you're even. But
because you didn't pay for the dessert. You're not even.
The even is not even comes at the middle when

(01:00:39):
they when they burn your steak and they give you
a steak twenty minutes later. The restaurant thinks that's even.
And I'm saying, that's not even right because you had
the penalty of waiting while your friends eight. So I'm
saying the restaurant's explanation for even is not actually even.
You're taking it literally to mean the term even. It's

(01:01:02):
not even. What I'm saying is when the restaurant says
it's even, when the company says it's even, it isn't
because they aren't taking into account the time you waited. No, No,
I'm explaining my, my, my theory that i'm I'm writing
a book. I should be able to explain it, right, Um,
I'm explaining that at the middle of the transaction, their

(01:01:24):
explanation of even is not right. It's not and at
the end, so he's trying to take a literal translation
you're saying, and I'm saying, I'm not saying the word
even doesn't mean the word even. I'm saying their explanation
of even is not actually even. They're wrong in their
use of the word even. So, if you'd like, I
will rename my book. Hey, their use of the word

(01:01:46):
even is not actually what I consider even because I
think I should be compensated for the bullshit I just
sat through the end. Does that make more sense that
better Tom or better yet the end result of the transaction,
When at the end I feel like we're even, it
wasn't really even because I got something for free, which
in by definition I think we should have a celebrity

(01:02:08):
death match between you and Tom. There's no there's no
celebrity death match. I've answered his question. At the end,
when I get fifty dollars reward back or a gift card,
it's not even right because I spent five hundred, I
got five hundred dollars in product, and I got a
fifty gift But here's here's where, here's the larger point,
and and this is where I'm gonna agree. I'm gonna
agree with me on this moment. Okay, hold on a second,

(01:02:30):
we'll listen to me. So, why I haven't hung out
with you? Yes, why DIDN'TET invites your pool? Wait till
I wait to get into your pool. I'm gonna I'm
gonna get diarrhea in it. I'm gonna right before you continue.
You want all the slices that aren't Tom to tweet
scary and me and let us know if you think
I just did a great job of explaining even it's
not even no. But here, but before you do that,

(01:02:51):
you can apologize slices what Tom. What Tom was trying
to say in the larger point is in the in
the case of the steak dinner, the fact is he's
not talking about no. No, he mentioned that too. The
fact is we spent quality time together and the outcome
was satisfactory. No. But yet you still think you're sta

(01:03:13):
dinner because I'm not steak dinner. I'm owed you're spending
money on me for the fucking career hit I took.
That's the bottom line. It isn't about the steak. If
you want to hand me three hundred dollars tomorrow, I
will go to steak dinner with you. How about that.
Give me the three hundred dollars. You already said that
was unacceptable. No, because I already spent the time with you,
but you to spend money. So give me the three
hundred dollars. I'll go to a steak dinner with my

(01:03:35):
family will end this whole thing. You'll take a financial hit,
but then you're out the steak dinner. At least spend
the money and get a steak dinner out of it.
But if you don't want to buy me a steak dinner,
just give me the money I gave you. I tried
to buy you a steak dinner twice. We took right,
but I don't want to get By the way, if
you don't know what we're talking about right now, then
you're from episode zero. Please starting from episode zero. Let

(01:03:57):
me get one more one, one more quick one here,
and then I'll get on. Well to this today years
I love you Tom. I'm gonna, you know what, one day,
I'm just gonna have Tom in the waiting. I'm just
gonna have him like I'm gonna just sucking springboard him
on you how my line goes dead? My equipment failed
Today years old. Um, I was today years old when

(01:04:17):
I realized. Listen to this one. Mr Peanut from Planters
was a Peanut Butler not confirmed. Don't tweet me, love
the show, keep it up slide for life. Can you
imagine he was the He was a peanut Butler. Mr
Peanut from Planters was a peanut Butler. So it's like
peanut butter but peanut no mind blown or is this

(01:04:43):
is this is just gonna be put on that girl's
list from TikTok You know what, I don't know if
it's true or not. I just don't think it's clever
enough to go like mind blown. That's one of those
you go, okay, peanut Butler, all right, continue, Yeah, William
Fox uh he is will under school I that's e
y E underscool am will I will I am clever.

(01:05:06):
He spent a lot of money on our merchandise, so
proud of his purchase at Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel
dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com.
That's why a little switch there. He sent me a
screenshot of his order, right that at Brooklyn Boys Pizza
shirt adult large Brooklyn Boys baseball jersey. Right, that's the
that's the F seven the Brooklyn Boys Slice for Life

(01:05:29):
t right, Okay, but he sent it unedited. Usually when
people send us the screenshot of their order, it doesn't
have their phone number and home address. So I said, hey, man,
that's want to let you know I really appreciate the purchase,
but you know most people blow out their information, he
wrote back. Yeah, man, I don't give a ship. You
guys are the absolute best. And I've listened to the

(01:05:49):
podcast every single day and night while going to bed
for two and a heavy years. Truly one of the
best parts of my day and easily my favorite podcast
of all time. And I mean I give a ship,
just not about my address and phone or be being
up there for you to see. So oh yeah, well,
I am doesn't give a ship. I love that um Miranda,
she's uh mes, Mirian. I'm listening to episode one seventy

(01:06:12):
oh she's one of the few, and figured you would
be happy to know. I received free dessert without saying
a thing. I waited for eight minutes from my donut order,
zoned out on my phone so I didn't notice the time.
Before I could say anything, the cashier took my order,
noticed me, and called over her manager to take care
of me. Not only did I get the order right
away they gave me, they gave me extra bacon and
a five dollar gift card. Shout out to the short staffed,

(01:06:34):
hard working, very lovely ladies at Duncan on West Colonial
in Orlando, Slice for Life former Bronx girl Miranda Right,
she got freed Right even asked for that. Shout out
to Rina mcgwinn, who posted a picture of herselfwhere in
the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Of course, a lot of that,
A lot of that, A lot of that. Katherine Watson,

(01:06:55):
was that a gong with? What the hell was my
phone hitting the microphone podcas cast ads? Hey Brooklyn Boys,
don't you should know this? I was real listening to
old podcasts, as a real Slice for Life does, And
I was listening to the ads as I was working, which,
by the way, you should and support the people in
our ads, right, but the sales are over if you

(01:07:17):
listen to the snake. No, no, I was listening to
the ads. Guess what podcast was advertised in the middle
of your podcast? Uh, Peter mar the effing Call Her
Daddy podcast The funk out of Here? Scar my man,
ha ha, just my man. You did you have something
to do with this? No? Figured you'd want to know.

(01:07:40):
This terrible mistake and it needs to be corrected. Hashtag
long lived the slices. That's a new hashtag. I've never
seen that. So we got money for that. Though, but
I don't like it. Wow, so call her Daddy is
now advertising in our podcast unbeknownst to us. That's pretty slick.
That's scary. You sent me two clips of the star

(01:08:00):
of that podcast talking ill of one of our New
York Mets that she used to day. That's not cool.
She dated someone on the Mets. Let's not get into it.
We're all big fans of right, And she made it
a point to say he's a sweetheart. I'll never discuss
that relationship in in public. I'll never talk about him,

(01:08:20):
and then she basically drew a verbal picture of him
called him out like bad stuff. So I don't know
what happened to that promise not to call him out,
but she let him have it. So not cool. Don't
advertise on our podcast. If you're gonna make fun of
my mets, my favorite, my favorite tweet of the week,
I'm gonna cut you off for a second. Well, shut up, man, shup.

(01:08:44):
Tom's friend Christine at lamp Russ Star Oh seven three,
Oh maybe July. I don't know. She said she wasn't
feeling well and I said, oh, I hope you feel better.
She said, I threw my back out today. Brushing my teeth,
and my husband replied, I guess you're really scared yourself.

(01:09:04):
So I thought I thought trying to ask your own day. Nope,
she said, she said, referring to that time Scary Jones
pull the muscle, yawning wrong, Scary tell that story again, place. Yes,
So I was yawning one day and I was like,
and as I yawned, I put my back out somehow.

(01:09:26):
You know, you can yawn wrong, very basic voluntary like
things that you don't have to like lift heavy weights.
You don't have to get a hurt because you don't know.
I don't. You don't have to exercise wrong. You can
yawn and if you yawn the wrong way, I'm not
even kidding you. You're tired, you can go, you can

(01:09:47):
go numb. You're buying, yeah, going to convulsions because you're
yawned wrong. So you make sure I felt I fell
to the floor when I at that time, I yawned
wrong in the studio. In the studio, you okay, like
I yawned yawned. I really did. It's it was. It's
a real thing. Look it up. Yawning and having Jacob

(01:10:08):
because I'm is gonna miss two months on the disabled
on the injured list for the METS. Hey yawned, wrong,
but these things happen. You laugh, Brodie, you laugh. But
it God's honest truth, because what happens is it takes
a lot of muscles in your body that are not
exposed and like it might it might affect your nervous system, yourself,

(01:10:29):
your muscular or whatever. Anyway, Okay, I'm not gonna go
into detail. You can google it. It's a real thing.
So I want to say, I want to say, well,
we gotta take a break. But before you do that,
I want to maybe it's another commercial for a podcast.
Maybe maybe it is. Jose Jordan's is a new listener
and says, word up, guys, um, I I spelled your names.

(01:10:49):
I hope I spelled your names correctly. Yes you did.
My name is jose A K. The Chubby Reakin. I
found your podcast on I Heart Radio while driving my
eighteen wheeler. You guys are so. I started off listening
around episode one seven and I went back to the
beginning I'm now episode up to episode twenty. The action
park rant was hilarious because my father served in the

(01:11:10):
military and was a medic. He drove us up to
Action Park with about twenty five family members in the
back of a military ambulance when they did the coke
promotion back in the days with the Coke cansunk. Yeah.
So you love love you love you all show. I'm
from Queens now I live in in Morrow, Georgia. Wow.

(01:11:33):
I listen to you guys on the road and consider
you guys my favorite podcast. Thus far bo whoa whoa
permanently up to episode twenty who so far Oh yeah, okay, gotcha,
be easy my friends. And now Slice for Life. I
think he that was a typo. But anyway, thank you.
That was a really nice email. Jose Jordan's uh anyway,

(01:11:56):
the person, oh, the person has the v I he's
seating with the after you get your vaccine. Because we're
talking about that v seating. The new meaning of v
I P should be vaccine inoculated person. That's very clever.
Thank you. That's from Kevin Schuller checking out on us out.
Thank you, love you. Um Zachary Smith said, now Slice

(01:12:20):
for Life, now that's now that that's out of the way.
I love the merch. I just ordered a hat and
the phrases shirt. I also have the gray hoodie, the
original shirt and a mask. Love it all. Just an
idea here. They want us to make a s your
own D sticker, just saying, well, like like you get vaccinated,

(01:12:41):
like I I asked my own D if I don't
walk around that if by at least three gets three stickers.
Love the show. That's from Zach Zack Smith. Appreciate the ideas. Uh, Kathleen, Wow, Kathleen,
hold on, hold on regards to stickers are our merch
company has suggested we sell sheets of stickers with some

(01:13:01):
of our slogans and logos. Tweet us legitimately and let
us know if you would be interested in that. Just
say yes, I would love a shape sticker. Oh no, Brody,
we did the worst thing possible. What Kathleen Carris from
Long Island Cathy from Long Island Slice for Life wrote
up kk No, she's a c K. She's like, hey, guys, okay,

(01:13:22):
I love the f you ape seventy seven hat. It's
good quality. Okay there, that's not the problem, Brodie. The
problem is my daughter Abby wanted to try it on.
Two picks included three year old daughter wearings. Fantastic. That's great.
I would imagine somebody's got like a grandpa Abe or

(01:13:44):
uncle Abe. If you can get a picture wearing our
few Abe merchandise and with an old person whose name
is Abe, I gotta know all right, well, uh Tara.
Tristan White actually started from zero again. No secret that
I'm a Slice for Life, caught up on all my podcast,
decided to start from zero again to relive the greatness
I'm up to, up to episode seven or eight right now.
I have a couple of things, but I just want

(01:14:07):
to talk about one in episode seven. Remember an episode
They're gonna say it right here. In episode seven, I
think you guys called Aunt Millie. That's my great aunt.
God rest her soul. She's now since passed away, and
I was truly touching her positivity is what we all
need in these times. Knowing that you recently lost her scary.
I couldn't help but think about my grandma, who I

(01:14:27):
just lost due to COVID, and I wanted to send
some love your way the way Aunt Millie signed off,
sending love to everyone before she hung up. Oh man,
I don't remember that. I'm gonna have to go listen
to that, uh Tara to Tristan I love you guys.
Keep it the great work. Can't wait to listen again,
Tristan White, you just gave me some homework for today.
I'm gonna go listen to episode at seven so I

(01:14:47):
can hear my aunt Millie on the phone. I didn't
realize she was on that episode, but thank you for
that reminder. We had her on a couple of times,
so there you go. Alright, so I listen. We have
a lot more email, but that's all we're gonna do
from the moment because we have some more thing to
get to and I ad something that I don't know
if I'm gonna spring on you this episode or I
may wait, we're way late right now, you're gonna be pisting.

(01:15:08):
You'd be piste off, but we'll be We'll be right back,
all right. That's fine. This is where I play the
menu game. What you're scary? Uh? Do I tell you
something I'm upset about regarding Brooklyn? Yes, okay, so I'll
get to that in one second. I also wanted to
just say the same way you uh we talked about

(01:15:30):
a little while ago about you yawning and injuring yourself.
That reminded me you posted pictures and video of your
weekend trip, and you posted out you and your girlfriend
were doing flamingo yoga. I did you did not do
flamingo yoga because you would have killed yourself. You videoed
your girlfriend doing uh, flamingo yoga? Right? For those you

(01:15:55):
did yoga with flamingos. Those nothing more bougie than that
for those for the for the is that don't know.
And I was not in the no prior to this weekend,
and I had no clue. Apparently, when you do yoga yoga,
I guess it is so boring. No offense to yoga
people if you do. If you're a yoga I'm sorry,
but it's so boring. You have to do things to
spice up the yoga activity. Uh no, this is my

(01:16:17):
take on No. There there is got yoga. There's also
lemur yoga. So you do yoga with lemurs. Don't ask?
Don't we go look it up? Google it. It's a thing. So,
unbeknownst to me, we show up at the resort and
my girlfriend goes, oh my god, and I thought she
saw a ghost or something. And she's like, I'm like,

(01:16:37):
what's the matter. She goes nothing, She goes they have
yoga with flamingos. They got flamingo yoga here. She goes,
I gotta sign up, and I said, Robin, no com man,
and she's like, yes, I'm gonna do it Saturday morning,
eight o'clock. And I'm like, holy shit, it's a thing.
You pay a lot extra for it. And apparently in
yoga there's a thing called the flamingo pose or we're

(01:17:01):
so flamingos do a tree pose when they're standing up,
but they also do a flamingo pose and you can
mimic it anyway. All the all, the all the flamingo
yoga is, Brodie is just they you go, you take
your yoga matt into a cordoned off area and five
or six flamingos that are highly trained come out and
they walk around trained. What does that mean? You highly

(01:17:21):
trained flamingo? They peck at your matt they may who
they don't mad at your pack though they don't know.
They don't mat at your pecker. No, but they they
so so listen. These these are really it's beautiful, it's
very it's very serene. They don't they don't. They walk
around and they monitor you and they they're kind of

(01:17:43):
in the mingos monitor you to make sure you do
it right there in there in the grass, there in
the grass mulling around anyway, some people think that this
is a really cool thing. I don't think you can
have an honest yoga session because serious yogi's will tell
you that you have to get into your zone now,
must stay, you have to be all zen and ship

(01:18:04):
Is that it? How do you get all zend zen down?
Let me ask your question. Are the flamingos so well
trained that when you say not must stay, they don't move?
I mun stay right here? How do you get all
zend out? But and get into your zone? Definitely, definitely
in my zone. Don't make me get in my zone? Kanye?
But how do you do that? I admit it. You

(01:18:24):
did not do any yoga. Just admit it. You did not.
Even though you said we're doing it, you didn't do it.
I didn't do it at any time you step on
the mat. I still I stole her content because it
was hilarious, right and did But any did at any
point did you go up to the instructor and say, well,
this will this help me? S MONDI light be more

(01:18:45):
flexible on the matter. You teach me downward, dick, can
you teach me that? But how do you how do
you get how do you concentrate? Though? How do you
really have an honest yoga session for forty five minutes
if you're doing yoga with these pink things don't like
walking around you and ship. I don't know, I don't know.
It's a gimmick. It's a gimmick, and it's another reason

(01:19:07):
to spend a lot of money, alright anyway, So that
so the flamingo yoga was a thing. I'll talk more
about my vacation next week because we were running short
on time, all right, So I want to talk about
Easter real quick. Not looking to offend the person that
I'm gonna reference, because I think you're fantastic and I
totally get you didn't know. But I wanted to address

(01:19:27):
this because I I was in the impression that people
knew more than I thought they knew about certain things.
For instance, Oh like Franken Sinseen mur Everyone knows frank
sinse the don't they do? Now? So I'll give you
an example. I spoke to someone on the phone today
at Serious Satellite Radio. They told me about eight dollars
must call immediately or eight dollars, like eight dollars for

(01:19:50):
what you charge me? What the big eight dollars? So
I call and I speak to a great young lady
named Cam. I guess started for Cameron maybe really nice.
And when I whenever I wrap up a phone call
with any kind of customer service person, especially if they're nice,
or if they have a nice accent or they have
no accent, I like to ask where they're from, just
like what what Stadi located in? Because there can be
anywhere in the country right or in the world for

(01:20:12):
that matter. I always ask, Hey, where are you. Her
response to me was, I'm in New Mexico, USA, Oh, so,
I said, So, I said, why why did you need
to throw in the USA? By the way, before you
go on, I know why, I think I know why.
Tell me why? Because the masses are asses. Most of

(01:20:34):
America is stupid. And when they hear the word when
and when they hear the word I'm not and when
they hear the word Mexico, they automatically think another country.
So she's trying to she's trying to do they think
the country Mexico. So what she's trying to do is
trying to correct trying to be very clear right up front,
New Mexico USA, because you want to be She wants

(01:20:56):
to make sure that people are talking about America and
not the much. And if you ask me if I'm
if I say I'm from New York, I don't mean York, England.
I mean come on, So I said to I go,
I said, this is at the end. This is after
like a fifteen minute phone call where I've I've had
a nice intelligent conversation with the woman. And I said,

(01:21:17):
she's a young girl, she's probably in her twenties, maybe
late twenties. And I said, how come you said USA
like it's New Mexico. She said, you'd be surprised how
many people it is not what you said? Nope, how
many people think New Mexico's part of Mexico. Heard wrong?
That people think New Mexico is part of Mexico. Similar.

(01:21:39):
She's trying to correct people up front because she gets
a lot of you know, frightening that is to me,
it's very frightening that there are people who like and
you know who it is, right, it's the Merica people.
It's the ones who are so proud of our country
that the law of America. So they know that they
think New Mexico is in Mexico. They don't know that
New Mexico is a state. That that's the conversation. That's okay.
So think talking about people not own things. Now, this

(01:22:00):
one I can I can excuse. So So to the
to the woman who wished this on me, I just
wanted to say, I I appreciate it. I'm not finding fault.
I want to educate people, right, So and I did.
I educated this woman. I explained it to her. She's like, oh,
I had no idea. So I was surprised. I don't
think there's anything wrong when he'r not knowing. Okay, But

(01:22:21):
but this is similar by the way, what I'm about
to tell you, I haven't haven't told you yet. Well,
let me just on this on this point. Um, it's
similar to Panama City, Panama versus Panama City, Florida. You
have to say the country because there are two totally
different parts of But I said what state are you in?
And she said New Mexico, USA. It's not like if
I said we're all you and you're like, I'm in

(01:22:41):
Panama City. Can take me down to a Panama City
with a yeah, thanks man, thanks um. Okay, So she
so she wished me on a d M just to
remind you everyone, I'm Jewish. I don't think people know
what that means. I think that some people and look
nothing wrong with it. If you don't know, I would

(01:23:02):
think at this point you should know. But if you
don't know, what's fine Jewish? Being Jewish is not a
sect of Christianity. It's not like Lutheran, were you Like,
I don't know what Lutherans are. I'm Catholic, Like no, no, no,
it's a completely different religion. Yeah, I would imagine who
doesn't hold on? Hold on? And I get nothing wrong
with this because she's a slice. So I want to

(01:23:23):
just point it out. I we had a nice conversation
about it, and I was interested in how she didn't know,
and that's fine, but I'm just bringing it up. She said,
happy Easter. Forgive me if you guys don't celebrate traditionally, right,
if I celebrate Easter, Well, I guess she meant like,
I'm not sure how you celebrate Easter. Now, A lot
of people have wished me Merry Christmas as well. Right,

(01:23:44):
here's the thing, just so everyone's clear. If you If
you want to make a list of things that are
different about Judaism from Christianity, rule number one is we
don't believe Jesus was the Messiah. That's what they that's
what they teach you are fabled stories. Uh. I didn't
believe he was the true Messiah, right, but he existed
in your world, right, Yeah, well it depends when you ask.

(01:24:08):
I I believe he was a great man, and he
may have had some wonderful teachings. I just wasn't raised
to believe in everything else. I don't. I don't. I
don't know whether God is Jesus, Jesus is God, the
three of them, that the Holy Us just a slab
like one of us. Right, So I start off with
be a good person and believe what you want, whatever
it is. But I just wanted to clarify that that

(01:24:29):
when you wished me a merry Christmas, as far as
it's a holiday, have a great time. But I had
somebody again, not this person wished me a merry Christmas,
and and and uh, something similar, And I said, you understand,
I say, it's not my holiday, but thank you you.
Oh you don't celebrate Christmas, So again, celebrating the birth
of Christ not as important if you don't believe he
was anyone to be he selling, right, I listen. I've

(01:24:52):
read a lot of the teachings of Jesus. I believe
he said some wonderful things. It's just not issuing an
apology to somebody. I'm saying is if anyone thinks that
Jews celebrate Chris Christian holidays Jesus days slightly differently, we
don't celebrate them at all. I don't know about you,
but I celebrate Jesus right. So my point is I

(01:25:14):
like that you sell it, but but again, pass over.
This person wished me a happy pass Over and a
happy Honka, so I do no. I just wanted to
clear up the air for future Christian holidays. You can say,
have a nice day if you want, but understand it's
not my holiday, and I don't. I don't want to
cheapen your holiday by by saying, like by taking it

(01:25:34):
as my holiday. The last thing I want to mention
about Easter. And I don't get this. I don't get
this at all. And and I and I called out
someone I know about this. They said, oh it's Easter.
Don't forget the Ten Commandments is on. Okay. I I
don't get why The Ten Commandments is considered an Easter movie.
I'll tell you why. The Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston

(01:25:59):
is the story pass Over, right, It's the story of
the Jews leaving Egypt and the ten plagues and how
the Angel of Death passed over their doorways and didn't
kill their firstborn son. It takes place. Don't tweet me
thousands of years before Jesus was born. When whenever you know,

(01:26:22):
the birth of Jesus was right zero year zero or whatever.
There's no correlation, okay. And I asked somebody who's Christian.
They said, oh, yeah, it's Easter movie. I watched ever Easter.
No story to pass Over. It's like watching the passil film,
and it's all about footpool. To pass Over in East
usually flour around the same time anyway, so it's all
lumped into the same Don't take away my holiday. It's

(01:26:44):
my movie. Don't make it an Easter movie. I don't
take the the what was it the mel Gibson movie,
The Pastilor of the Christ. I don't make that a
Honnekah film. I don't make Oh it's a hot it's honeka,
let's watch Passion in the Christ that pass Over. It's
a Ten Commandments is our movie. It's like The Nightmare
Before Christmas. That that's a Halloween movie. That's not Christmas,

(01:27:05):
is it? No, it's not. It's not a Halloween movie.
It's the night Mare before Christmas. You ding that, But
it's a nightmare, but it's haunted, it's but it's a
nightmare before Christmas. Wait, that's my point. Ten Commandments. Can
we have so few jue movies that die hard? Is
that a Christmas movie? Oh, it's not a Christmas movie
simply because there's a Christmas tree and it takes place

(01:27:27):
on Christmas. Listen, even this June knows Christmas has to
do with the spirit of Christmas, the warm feeling, the love,
the friendship towards neighbors or good stuff that Jesus taught about, right,
not blowing up a skyscraper blowing up it's not Christmas.
I didn't get to defend people about birthdays. I can't.

(01:27:49):
I got a Facebook gripe about cake, damn. But we
gotta do an episode and I still have. I got
to tell you about about what that's gonna piss me off.
You and maybe the slices as well, But I don't
know if I should do this. It's just teetering. Actually,
we're gonna need my girlfriend for this because it involves her.
And she looked at me and she was like, are

(01:28:11):
you fucking kidding me? Are you really telling me this
right now? She's tease me and the slices? Yeah, I
think you just do a second episode this week. I
do think so. Can I now that we've like awkwardly
ended the episode, can I just can? I got I
feel like I gotta throw one more thing in, one
more thing let me throw in Go ahead, Okay, if

(01:28:33):
you think something is funny, right slices and you want
to send it to me, first of all, slow down.
I'm not a big fan of watching miscellaneous ship, but
I gotta request two things played by the rules. Number one,
if you tweet me, you've got to get better at
retweeting with comment or putting the link that you're talking
about in the tweet. If you just hit reply all

(01:28:55):
to a tweet and you say to me, what do
you think of this? Right, I'll give you an example.
I got a tweet and I'm not mad about it,
but I got a tweet from I'm gonna give Hm
props because he's a great listener. H Alan Alan said, hey,
what do you think of this? Right? So it was

(01:29:15):
during the show this morning, so I'm like, now I
gotta hit conversation, go back to previous tweets. So I said, hey, man,
I don't have time to go looking for previous tweets.
Can you just send me the link. I'll be glad
to watch whatever you want me to watch. Make it
convenient for Brody. You'r the royal Highness who needs a
fucking chair in the outdoor tent at table. So he
sent me the Okay, who's high maintenance? Now, David, I'm

(01:29:39):
just saying I I want to enjoy what you want
to send me, but actually send it to me. That's
all I'm saying to call you out in your ship.
You're a high maintenance man, all right? As are you
booge your boy? Well, the second thing is if your
dm me videos on Instagram, scare you'll agree with this, Okay,
put some context. Hey watch this guy fall or I

(01:30:03):
want you to watch this because there's a spelling error,
or I think you'll find this funny because it's a scam. Right,
But people send me d M s. They just send
me a video. Then I don't know why they sent it.
Then I go, what are my looks? I look, I'm
looking for spelling errors. I'm looking for funny. I'm looking
for someone falling. I'm looking for something that references something
we mentioned in a scary If somebody sent you a

(01:30:28):
video with no explanation, you wouldn't you go like why?
I like to be a little bit of an investigator.
I like, okay, Lindsie, what did they mean by this picture?
Is here? You go, send scary any video you want,
send me that you think he might like, Send me
vague ship. I don't care myself. Sorry, So I'm asking
for Here's why. I want to thoroughly enjoy and get

(01:30:49):
the joke. I'll get the joke when I find it.
I'm a smart enough guy to figure out why you
send something or your intent. Okay, hold on, here you go.
I'm gonna send you a video right now that I
got sent today, and you tell me why this is
all self serving? Ship? Right here, I don't know what
do you want to? Okay, be a dick. I'm not
going to be a dick. I'm just saying in game show,

(01:31:10):
I am not I'm just letting you know that this
is silly because people can't see this and they don't
know what we're talking about. It doesn't matter. I'm gonna
send you a video and I want you to tell me. Okay,
hold on, hit me with it. I'm gonna hit you
with it. Hold On, I'm gonna send us to scary
right now. Go check your Instagram right now. Everyone's gonna
play along. Okay, let's have Broady sent me a post yep. Okay, okay, okay,

(01:31:34):
who's down to go for a slide. It's a woman
on a slide, a body slide. Okay, and I'm gonna
open it up here ye because I love my occupation vacation.
If you don't make your life, then you should go
and change it. Okay, so to me, Okay, first of all,

(01:31:59):
that's that's great song by the way, Dirty Heads, I'm
on vacation. I love that. Did you get any by
the way, while you're a vacation vacation by the dirty Head?
That song? Okay? So so in this, in this, I
gotta describe this. Now you don't see it. There's a guy,
there's a guy who's pouring a bucket of water all

(01:32:20):
over this woman's head. She's faced down on a on
a belly board, a boogie board, and she's sliding down
head first, right down, down down this slide which it
looks like it looks like a wet and a slipping
slide that goes down a hill into into the sand,
into into a pond. Okay, And it says, who's down

(01:32:43):
to go for a slide? That's part of the video,
But there's no content. Trekking person to send it to me,
trekking toes hashtag trekking toes um to me And so
this was just someone just sent this to you. Send
me the video, no context, no context, no words. Does
the person follow you? Yeah, they're a slice. Maybe maybe

(01:33:04):
they figured hold on, since when did when did they
send this to you? Brodie? Today? Today? Today? And if
it was last week and then you were on vacation
maybe vacation right. Maybe they thought it was funny, that
it was cute and that they wanted you to They
just wanted to share a moment with you. What's the
matter with that? Maybe six times trying to figure out

(01:33:26):
what I was missing in this case, You're not missing
anything further investigation. Is that the guy putting the water
on the girl? Did she get hurt? I'm thinking she's
gonna read into every You read into everything. Sometimes you're
just taking a face value, no further question. Listen, I appreciate.
It's just it's just a cute video. And I asked
Brian and he's he's what Brian said, he goes look

(01:33:48):
like fun. Thought it might be something to talk about.
But I I I said, Brian, do me a favor
next time, you know, let me know, because I watched
it six times. It also looks like a Janketey ride
from Action Park. Right step, right side along. He's a
dangerous Does she get hurt? Is it his girlfriend? Like?
Is he the guy pouring the water. That's all I'm saying.
But a brother, No, that's all. Just go hey, sometimes

(01:34:10):
you just how fun is this? That's all? Just tell
me how funny? Okay that would have been? If I
got one guy sending me copy with no video, and
one guy sending me video no copy, that's all My
life is tough, scary. I could tell it's I'm looking
for lemonade. Your Brodie, you need to emerge from your basement.
Get out of come out. I can't find lemonade, come
out of the bunk. Then my daughter doesn't drink the lemonade.

(01:34:30):
You again, Scamboni. I can't get a cheese case and
dia just hey, Brodie needs a vacation. Yeah, you're not kidding.
Way'd like tell you about the blood work next week.
I got blood work done. They scared the funk out
of me. What'd I tell you? I thought I was dying,
but I'm I'm smartting that because I'm from cooking boys boys. Oh,

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