#176: The Ass-Holy Priest

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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They make it noise data start up. Episode one, seventies six. Yeah,

(00:46):
you got that right. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. You
know it's us, the guys, the Gang. I'm scary, Brodie,
Brodie scary, Bertie scary. I'm Brodie scary. You seem to
have a mental block when it comes to the episode number.
Are you? You're always an episode off? I gotta put
down with popcorn. Oh my god, so good. Okay, put
it down. If it's a sponsor, do that's not not

(01:07):
even a sponsor. I love that for them to sponsor
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the jingle. By the way, speaking of hitting the jingle,
if you guys watched the Elvistre and fifteen minute Morning
show on Tuesday, yes yes, yesterday, the what Danielle tried
to play hit the jingle on me because I thanked

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someone for something, not not a sponsor, not a client
I got. I got stepping repeats for behind Me for
the Past, which I thought was brilliant. Thank you. Well,
I ordered them a while ago, but then I kept
changing my mind on the size and it took me
a while the finalize the designs. So it's my fault,
but I had the idea in February. Anyway, I got

(01:50):
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and one that's his Brooklyn Boys Brooklyn Boys in four
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(02:13):
Cardboard cutouts for the field for the mess games. Yeah,
I got mine, by the way, he shipped it with
my signs. Oh that's so cool. Yeah, we're gonna catch it.
We are going to catch him met game. We are,
we are we we are going to go this season
very soon. In fact, we're working we're working out the kinks,
if you know what I'm saying. Well, there is of today.
They increased capacity at New York Baseball game to right,

(02:37):
and there's a vaccinated sections on vaccine sections whatever. Scary
and I have both vaxed. I am not waxed, but
I'm I'm a little bit relaxed for yourself. I said,
I'm not waxed. You do what you want. Uh, And
we're gonna we got to go to a game now
we can And I have met masks. I don't have
to still wear a mask. I'm ready, you know I got.
I just got back from lunch with my friends. I

(02:58):
was hanging out in North Jersey. This my buddy, Anthony Falco.
You know, his name is Falco. We call him Falco.
He's a This guy is epitome of on his on
the road to old Man. He's doing old because he's
retired from he's retired from the police department. And in
the middle of the afternoon on any day he picked

(03:19):
the day, any day, and today was just Tuesday, and
what's today Wednesday. He's like, let's let's go for some
lunch and then we'll go for some cappuccino and we'll
get some cannoli afterwards, like he loves to do the lunch.
So he brings a couple of guys together and he goes,
we're gonna go. We're gonna go to this place, Rudy's. Okay,
up in Cliffside Park, New Jersey. So had he sounds

(03:41):
just like you. Well, he's he's a follow, He's Falco
and the name ends in a Valide anthony, like he
loves to eat. He brings the boys together. So far
it's describing you. So it's the the unexpected happened. So
we go up to Rudy's again, fifteen minutes away, and
again it could be any town, USA. It doesn't matter
in any town USA. Oh it's Cliffside Park. But but

(04:01):
my my favorite, my favorite part of this is it's
one of those old man bars, you know when people
go to get drunk at noon. Yeah, yeah, but It's
one of those places we say they got we got.
It's got over the top Italian food. At Rudi's, they
got the best food. And I'm like, it's a place
called Rudy is named after a German guy who died.
I'm like, how great can this food really be? Plus,

(04:23):
you know, we've we've tasted a lot of great Italian
food over the years, Brodie. But why are you taking
me to any town, USA? To the old man bar again?
You might you have one of these in your town, USA.
The way, I'm just painting a picture. So we walk in.
It's a rundown bar, hasn't been updated since the mid sixties,
but it is. It's got that bar tavern field, you know,
that old and there were old men in there. We're

(04:44):
sitting down and you know, the food starts coming out,
and I'm like, well, this stuff looks good. Brodie, Brodie
would love this place. Yeah, Brodie, Sorry, I turned down
the invite. I didn't get plot twist what the door
flings open and in walks legend already New York Mets
picture Dwight Gooden and his girlfriend or wife, And I'm like,

(05:05):
and I'm looking, and I'm like and they're like hey,
and all the old men goes, Hey, what's up? Doc? Hey, Doc, Hey,
what's going on? Hey, what's up? And then he goes
into the dining room next door and closes the door,
and I look at the guy behind the counter and
I'm like and he's like, oh yeah. And the guy
is might as well be Mo from most tavern okay,
and he's like, you know, he's washing the fucking beer
stein and he's looking at us and he's like yeah,

(05:27):
he goes, he goes, yeah, he goes. Yeah, that's the
real doc. That's the real doctor. And I'm like, that
was him, and my like, what this guy isn't like
when I tricked you that the quaterback and the giants
was sitting there. He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, Yeah,
Doc Gooden, he goes. He loves this fucking place. He's
always in here. And I'm like, get the funk out
of here. It's White Goodden. But one of the odds

(05:50):
that me and my friends are sitting there tonight, my
friends and Funk at this point man the story, Okay,
so when I listen, when I think of eighties Superstar
pictured multiple time rehab York Yankee and New York met,
but really remember Yankees? Okay, Dwight Gooden, New York Mets

(06:13):
Hall of Famer, he's in the Hall of Fame for
the Mets Famer all time. Met great uh from Tampa, Florida.
Hanging out in Rudi's close town in North Jersey. Yeah,
a little town. Just an old man in a most tavern.
I mean he's in his sixties now, so so you

(06:34):
know he's that's not I soon found out. I soon
found out why Doc was eating there not. The food
is outrageous. The food is really brody. You would never
it's unassuming, but it's one of those places that hit
you in the face with every single thing. They get
their fish fresh every day. If it's good, they can
hit me in the face. But if it's not, I

(06:55):
don't want to throw him. It was really good, the
egg plant roll of teen the columade. You know, here's
a problem. Here's the problem. Now, there's no problem. It's
like you went and there was a special on the
menu that's fantastic, and when I go, the special is
not on the menu. And I can't experience what you
experienced unless Dwight Gooden's there. I'm gonna be disappointed about
how good the food is, but it was. I'll be

(07:15):
looking at the looking at my dinner, going good, Palm,
where's good. It's not good enough for you, It's not
good enough. Thank you. I took my line. You know.
The thing I'm thinking about, though, is I going up
winning with low expectations. This was a classic. This is
a classic under promise over deliver. No, not good. I
didn't say hid him because he went into the next room.

(07:36):
He literally no, he walked in with his wife, made
him and his wife. Now, the bathroom wasn't in there.
So it's an old man bar connected with a dining room,
connection to another room that is a dining room that
seats about thirty forty people. And on a Friday Saturday night,
they all their tables and chairs. If you had acted drunk, right,

(07:59):
if you were like crazy Twight goods the greatest picture
of all time. I don't care what you say, I'll
tell him to his face is the greatest picture. You
maybe would have come over and going, hey man, thank you.
Do you want to get a picture? I wasn't about
to do that. I wasn't gonna fan girl. I am
a huge fan. So I'm sitting with my friends and
then they didn't believe me at first, and then I

(08:19):
looked over on the wall and there was his picture
that was signed, so it was confirmed that it was
him because he had been there several times. But but
my favorite is the seven or eight old men in
the bar, well like just they barely turned around for him.
They're like, hey, they waved out, and they doc what's up?
Because he's a regular in there in their world. It
most tavern. I'm gonna call it most tavern because that's

(08:42):
what it was. It was like Barney was sitting there
and Homer and these are the people at the bar,
and I'm like, what the funk just happened? World this?
So that was my aftness. By the way, that was
like four hours ago. That's happened. Well, listen, these are
these are normal guys. You know. They have to go somewhere,
ye listen, I'm not gonna say where, but and I'm
not gonna I'm the harp on the eighties Mets. But
the second best picture on that team Ron Darling, who

(09:03):
is now one of their announcers. He hangs out at
a bar not far from our radio station, is there
all the time that you and I have been to
a hundred times that we've been to for lunch, for
talking about he goes there, he's he's commented, he goes there,
he lives, he lives, he lives as a bomb in
the city. He loves that place. And it's it's again,
it's not the fanciest place. It's just a good place.

(09:25):
So I begged the question, slices, please tweet us d MS.
Let us know if there's a small town place in
your town that maybe a quasi or ABC lifts. Celebrity
comes in everything, A celebrity come. We don't need every
old man bar in town. No, no, no celebrity come. Yeah. No,
if you had a similar experience to what I did today,

(09:46):
because I told you that came out of left field,
no pun intended. Well, he came out of the bullpen
right right, So time is the right field at Shade Stadium.
So anyway, so that was my afflet now and I
had a double espresso and I'm ready to go. All right,
you sound fired up. That's good, But how was your
hold on? You went in the pool? No, I didn't

(10:09):
like the pool is spotless, but it went up to
eighty nine degrees in Central Jersey. Kicker. I didn't even
turn the heater onto my pool, right, and so I
went out. When I got home, I got home around
five o'clock maybe something like that, because I was running
around driving people and running errands. I got back at
five and I went, oh, crap, I didn't put the
heater on this morning. You know, I have to work,
and I keep it at eighty six. Depends on my mood.

(10:32):
I went out there without the heater on. The pool
was at eighty two without saving myself some gas, some
natural gas. No, but I'm gonna I'll be in the
pool right after the podcast. Yeah, any chance, Not a chance, No,
not a chance. By the way, speaking of hanging out,
I don't want to run down the list because you
guys know who you are. There's seven or eight slices

(10:55):
that are planning a major event, a meet up, and
some of people are not from New York or New Jersey.
I love the synergy. I love this. This is what
happens with podcasts. So people that have a lot of
common person. There's a Seattle, Washington person on the list.
I think Virginia. I don't you know a bunch of people,

(11:15):
which is great that they're their their their friends. And
one guy said that he's met so many people his
life has changed with how many people he's gotten to
know through this podcast. Very happy. I adore that. I
really think that there's something special to be said by
a common thread that people share where they could cling to.
And you know, it reminds me the days back when

(11:36):
I was on CB Radio. Remember citizens Band Radio. We
used to still use it breaker one nine when you
press the side piece and everybody's like, you know, talking
you out a side piece, but the side piece on
the microphone, but the button side piece or something completely
So every Sunday morning and we're going back to Brooklyn,
they would have the break. You're coming down to the break,

(11:56):
and the break was a meet up for sea beer
where they would hear each other day in and day out.
Sorry I missed that one hold on it was it
was a place for sea beers that would hear each
other all all day, all night, every day on the
ra CB radio in the local area and they would
meet in the At the time, it was off of

(12:17):
Exit five at the Bellpark when it was the Caesar's
Baby Bizarre parking lot. Yeah, I swar I had my
first job, my first two jobs's baby bizarre. And let
me tell you, when I went to the break, there
was nothing, no word to summed it up more than
the word bizarre. Um. The cast of characters that showed
up at the break my, Oh, of course, it's people

(12:38):
who sitting there in their basements and talk on a
on a basically like a party line phone call to
people they don't know, don't know what they look like.
It was like a convention. But I'm not trying to
could we dare not compare that to the slices me? Oh,
and I'm not saying those people who had the CEB parties,
because there's people listening whose dads did it, their mom

(12:58):
did it, whatever, nothing on with that. But you never
know who's gonna show up, because I was just saying,
you don't know what they look like, you don't know
who they are, what they do for a living, So
it could be all ages, you know, backgrounds, whatever on
like social media where you sort of have an idea.
Speaking of the people were talking about, I did say,
if eight slices get together, they're a pie. They are pie.
They are a pie. And shady jew Mobster. If if
twelve slices get together, they're a Sicilian pie. That's right.

(13:22):
That's although some places do nine slices, which is kind
of I like this, Willians not twelve. It's not think
it is three nine, one, one nine, one, little six nine.
You're talking about lm B twelve little ones, right, but
regular Sicilians nine. Come on now anyway, Shady jew Mobster

(13:43):
changed his handle on Twitter to f you apes seven
and I do want to address I gotta find the
picture now. Uh it's not really it's not really male,
but it's it's in my folder of pictures to talk about,
and now I have to find it. Damn it. I'm
gonna go crazy if I can't find it. All right,
you know I keep talking. What are you trying to do? Well?
There was a one of our one of our slices.

(14:05):
Put shit if I if I you know what, I
don't have to find it, right, Okay, That's what I
do on a daily bagnore. You um, something disturbing happened?
Uh post wedding part one that I went to last week. Oh,
by the way, your girlfriend looked very attractive, when did

(14:25):
she not? I don't want to say that she always
looks attractive. She does, especially on the morning. Uh so
what huh, huh what what are you trying to say?
I didn't say anything. You what, Well, you're terrible. So
I went to the Uh god, I'm trying to look
for this party. Last Saturday, I went. I went to

(14:47):
the wedding last last weekend, last was it Sunday? This
past Sunday night, and um in the afternoon, I was
doing a lot of video Instagram story and I happened
to record part of the actual Man where they got
married at the altar with the priest and all that.
I got a very disturbing d M the next morning.
I want to read to you, and you're gonna be like,

(15:08):
what what what? What? What? UM from a listener And
I don't know if he wants his name out there,
but maybe I okay, here we go. Don't read the name.
So I got a d a d M from someone,
and that's how that works. He writes, See that priest

(15:28):
he is mentally and verbally abusive. I used to work
under him as a teenager and he should have his
collar removed and thrown in the garbage. I hope the
party was fun, though, can you imagine that he spotted
and recognized the priest that was in the in the
video I was put posting. He said he worked under him.

(15:48):
That's a bad combination. No, no, no, no, no, no,
he wasn't that kind of bad. But but I can't
imagine priests being assholes. But I guess there are a few.
Are there? Are there in your house? Yeah? There's listen,
there's there's assholes in every profession. There's asshole football players,

(16:11):
asshole accountants, asshole strippers. But you would think in that sector,
that's a whole other job. But you know what I'm saying, Yes,
in that sector though you wouldn't expect a priest or
none to be in it. Why well, because they're they're
of the cloth there you know? All right, Then we
ask you a question, and this is not a commentary
on the priesthood, on on any religion, but imagine that

(16:33):
you had a secular life limited in your entertainment. Uh no,
no life, no sex? And again I know some uh
sex of Christianity. Allow the priests or the pastors. I
are you trying to say that these people are frustrated
and they have to take their aggressions saying they live
a very different life. I can't imagine that that humans

(16:55):
are designed that way. It might be difficult, that's all
it might. It's no different than if you're in prison.
You're probably I'm not comparing the two, but you're not
living a normal life, right you. You might react differently
being in prison, even if you went into prison innocent. Well,
you know, he what was that movie about last night? Um?
About last night with rizam ed One night Happened one night,

(17:17):
don't tweet me. It was on HBO. Was excellent. The
point is he I don't want to ruin the thing,
but he went into prison not really a bad guy
and came out really bad. Well, yeah, I took the
screenshot at the d M and I sent it over
to the bride and she confirmed it and she goes, yeah,
I heard that about him. And then and then a
third person came in who was part of that that parish,

(17:39):
you know she goes there on Sundays. He was, Yeah,
he's known to have a very aggressive personality. He yells
a lot, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm like
here this, here's this guy. He's in he's in his
his cloth, he's marrying, he's it's it's a holy day.
He's reading from the boom. He's read. But the thing is,

(18:01):
but it just goes to show it's just an act.
Because an act, well you know, I mean he's still
be frustrated. I know, but he left his out at people.
He yells and screams. I don't know that. Okay, I
just find it awkward that, you know, peoples go off
your your maniac. Yeah right, I am who I am

(18:21):
on the radio. As I am off the radio. You
don't think that sweet person behind the counter at the
fast food place when you when a person leaves, sometimes
goes mother looker right, like everybody puts on an act.
You're on stage. When I used to manage Starbucks, I
thought that's a trainer for Starbucks. One of the things
I said was, if you're having a bad day, you

(18:43):
wretch your car, you got dumped in a relationship, leave
it at the door. If you stop your toe, bend
down and you know, make a face and when you
pop back up, Hi, welcome to Starbucks because nobody cares
about your problems. So this guy is angry. Man, he
could be angry, but watch him officiating wedding. You know, funerals, weddings, baptisms,

(19:04):
and just to think that it's a play. You just said, no, no, no,
it's like he's reading a script in a film. You
know what, what if he's the nicest, efficient official officiator
at weddings, right, but when he's in charge of kids
who don't listen and you know, and parents can relate,
You're like, I'm the father or I'm the father, the

(19:24):
real like the father father or the Holy Father, you
know that, not the Holy Father but the father of
the priest father. You're like, I love, I lived this life.
I'm I'm a figurehead. I'm a symbol of respect and responsibility.
I'm an authority figure and these kids don't respect me.
And the word of God might frustrate you a little bit,
might frustrate you. Listen, you all know that back in
the day, I don't know, I'm not saying all they do.

(19:46):
You know there's always stories about nuns whacking kids with
rulers on the hand. Yeah, you know it was hard
for me. I once made me fit pay full price
for something. I mean, it can't get wrong. It was
a bitter pill to swallow to think that this guy,
how nothing supposed to be taking those. Then that's not
what she's supposed to be this magical day. And and
then I get a d M and then I get
confirmation because guy he he has an edge to him.

(20:09):
I'm like, okay, I don't want to cross this guy.
No across. Is that a pun? Yeah? Yeah? What I
was looking for was Chris see Mickey ol on Twitter.
Chris Uh, he said, until the Brooklyn Boys uh puts
a put ad ansta puts put these on the merch side.

(20:30):
I've made my own fu AB seventy seven decal for
my car. So he got letters, put a hashtag, and
he wrote f see his back window. That is fandom,
that is dedication. And I did retweet that from the
Brooklyn Boys account on Twitter, so I think I retweeted
it from the at David Brody account following Brody on
social media. Um, and we'll go over what else was sold. Yeah, yeah,

(20:54):
let's let's talk about the merch store real quick. We
have some things coming through. We did add the fart
order Seltzer bottle, Oh my god, with the most clever
slogans ever. Yes, and it's on this shirt. It's a
beautiful shirt. It just it literally speaks but for itself,
it doesn't need much more than the bottle. You denied it.
We supplied it here it is. You can find that there,
along with the Grammar police shirt with the Brooklyn Bridge

(21:17):
in the background. I like that one. Yea, what else
do we have? We added a few others. We added
the Chinese menu according to David Brodie. How's that set? That?
The David Brodie Chinese menu. Wonder how that he sold
a few of them? Because people have sent me screenshots
to their purchase orders. Very nice. So you can always
go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com. That's
Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Like no, I

(21:39):
threw everybody off there. I made everybody like lean into
the over the chair and going lean back, you lean back,
lean forward. You know that. It was like ready to go.
And I can't let him say with me every time?
So what you please? Yeah? The merch is there. Oh
and and gift would purchase if it's still available. There's
two gifts with purchase maybe one. I don't know what
we're up to, but one of them was a was

(22:01):
a surprise. Well I would tell you what it was.
It was Brooklyn Boys hand sanitizer packet like wipes in
an orange and blue pouch. Adorable. What will we gave
it away in the last one with you. Yeah, and
then the VAX card holder with the Brooklyn Boys logo
in a beautiful blue. I really like the shade of
blue that we got for this one. So you get
gifts gifts with purchase. I'm gonna use my VAX card
holder when I go to City Field to see a

(22:21):
Mets game. Go bam, that's right, that's right. Or you
could just bust into Rudy's tavern and show it to
Doc Good in person and he and but it's not
a Mets holder, it's a Brooklyn Boys. But you know
everything we all, everything we do Brooklyn is blue and orange.
That'll work. Hey, you're you're you're the oldest in your family, right, Yes,
the oldest son, sibling, siblings, Yes, it's not older than you.

(22:45):
I'm the oldest, followed by my sister's the middle, she's
the jan Brady. And then there's my difficult this is
not a trick question. The oldest, Well, my parents are
the oldest in my film, obviously you know what I mean.
But you're the oldest kid in the family. Correct, And
I don't want to know know about your cousins, you know
what I mean? Okay? Have have you taken advantage? Like
growing up we were like, hey, I'm the older brother.
You got to do things. You laid down the ground

(23:07):
rules with your little brother, like you you were the
boss a little bit right, a little bit right? And
uh and how much older are you than your sister
two years? And how much older are you than your
little brother seven years? Right now? Those are substantial amounts
of time. Two years, seven years? Oops? Baby? So uh
you know I grilled my parents about that, yeah if hey, yeah,

(23:31):
they refused to admit it to this day. But I
know my brother was all those years later. Here's a
here's a clue. If you and your brother were first,
and then like like five six, seven years later, your daughter,
your sister came along, that's maybe your parents saying, you
know what, let's try for a girls trivor, right, but
they already had one of each. True. My father was
an oops he found out about it. He was eleven

(23:53):
years younger than his older sister. It was like eleven
years or younger nine It was eleven years. Sister was
even years older, brother nine years older, and then him
he was definitely like not planned. They told him like, yeah,
you're planned, which I don't think psychologically is what you
tell four year old. But yeah, anyway, here's my point.
You had something to lord over them, right, because you

(24:14):
were a lot older than them. I was. You were
the top dog. I was. So I'm at the supermarket
doing a little shopping for my mom and there are
two women behind me, older women. There was sixties, late sixties,
maybe maybe seventies, somewhere on that around that age. And
then they had talking to each other and one's of
ones of one's got blonde hair, one's got brown hair

(24:38):
that looked very similar. And I had been paying. I
paid for my order and then I paid for my
mother's order, so two different credit cards, so it took
a little longer to split the transaction whatever. And I
turned to them, I said, hey, I'm sorry to keep
you waiting. Oh no, don't be ridiculous. So, you know,
very very very friendly, and they had matching masks on,
you know, very cute. I could tell they were related.

(24:59):
And the one that was talking to me, he says,
go and go and do do the bags, and so
she goes around stuff you get stuck like making bags,
and says, get your cards out and tells her other
sister get the card out. And I said, uh so
she's like bossing her around. So I said, you guys twins. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(25:19):
we're identical twins. I said, all you you both lovely
your mom. It must have been very proud of you. Yep, yep, yep,
I said. Um. To the woman who was told to pack,
I said, how much are you younger by? She's how
did you know? I said, because she's bossing you around
like she's the oldest sister. She's yeah, that doesn't count. No, no, no.
When you said my whole life, she's four minutes older

(25:42):
than me and she bosses me around my whole life.
Isn't that obvious? I said, yeah, she made you pay,
she's making you beg the groceries four minutes. And her
sisters like, yep, I'm the oldest sister. I knew. It's scary.
Twins do that. They hold it over their other twins
forever forever. Which one popped out is random, but old.
I have friends, my friends Chris and Randy, same thing. Yes,

(26:07):
they know who's older and they hold her. If you
say to me, who's older? Hey, who who's older? The
older one will always go I am like, it's their
greatest accomplishment, and the other one will always go, he is,
she is like, it's their greatest defeat. I didn't deep.
Oh my god. The parents should never tell them. They
tell them. They popped out together, side by side. The

(26:28):
most painful thing. It wasn't probably do a C section.
We're like, you grab a hand on each one and
pull a mark up right. You could maybe time it close,
but if you're coming out of the old vage, one's
got to come first. Yeah. So this, this woman gave
me the look scary. She gave me the night. If
you should twin and this and this is this is

(26:49):
the same for you as a twin or triplet. Uh
you know, let us know, hit us up on social
media and what we'll mention you next week. But this
is I couldn't believe it. It was so obvious who
the older one was never a card to me to
even think the other one was. I can't imagine that someone.
I would allow someone to hold that over me. If
I was the second of the twins to come out,

(27:11):
I don't. I can't imagine I would allow that. You
know why. I think it's because when you're five and
your five year old siblings says I'm older than you,
you go okay because you don't think about it. And
they're the older ones almost like yeah, I think over
a lifetime, if I'm the older one, you start to
accept there your older sibling. But you're not. I mean

(27:33):
you're older by minutes, minutes, minutes, four minutes, change this
these women's lot that doesn't count. Sorry, what's what I said?
So there you go? Well something for you and scary?
Did I talk about my garbage pails? What about them?
Like about the blue one, the blue one, like the

(27:56):
recycling one, the resycle one? Did I talked about that?
Fresh my memory? Give me about the guy who who
took out his anger, the garbage guy. I feel like
I may have mentioned to you before we started recording.
I remember mentioning it on on the podcast. If I did,
I apologize, but as an update on on what I
was gonna say last week. So I said it last week.
Forgive me. So here's the deal. So I put out recyclables,

(28:20):
um every night, you know, the night before recycled day. Right,
we have two pickups one is bulk would They take
everything like you can put a bad out at old grill.
They take everything. The truck comes by grabs everything, unless
people come by looking for scraps and they take it
for you. They're like, oh that guy's that's got a
luminium on top, I'll take it. So on recycled day,
you put out your garbage pails, and then you put

(28:42):
out your cycle pails. So I've got on any given
on every a given recycled night, I put out one
or two garbage pails, those are the big ones. And
then I have a large blue recycled pail for just
bottles and cans and glass like you know there's like bubbles,
and then the cardboard boxes can either go in a

(29:02):
pail or just right on the street. So last week
my daughter was looking out the window. She comes downstairs
because she was doing school from home that day, and
she says, Dad, you're not gonna believe this. I was
looking at the window because I heard the dogs barking,
and the garbage guy, one of the garbage guys um,

(29:23):
because there's two of them who ride the back of
the truck, was going up the block and grabbing the
recycled pails and punching the blue ones, punching them, yeah yeah,
dumping them and then punching them towards your property words,

(29:43):
the property. Everybody's just punching them like he was taking
out his anger, like he hated blue garbage pails. And
so I said, well, that's kind of weird. Anyway, maybe
he was practicing his boxing moves on the blue ones. Yeah,
so uh so. Anyway, so I have a recycled pail
that's brown that had boxes in it, and I keep

(30:05):
the bottles and the and the boxes separate because I
just always did. And now in my town they commingle,
so they go in the same truck, but I still
keep them separate because they fit better. So it wasn't
like he was punching every pail. He put the brown
one back, he tossed it back normally, but the blue
one he punched. And now I've got a crack in
the top of it, right, whether a cycle logo is

(30:27):
now how to how do you prove to him that
he would to film him the next time? Or I
have to call the company, the carding company, which is uh,
you know, it's hired by the town. Or I could
call the town see. Um, you know, carding companies are
stereotypically people you don't want to mess with. Correct. Correct,

(30:49):
You may watch the Sopranos. I'm not saying all. I'm
just saying something. Uh, And I don't want to mess
with this guy. However, uh, maybe ten years ago one
of the carding companies broke my garbage pail wheels, and
I had them replace it because they broke it. Now,
if I call the carding company, you you have to

(31:09):
believe somebody's called before and mentioned that there's a garbage
pail puncher. You may not get anywhere. You're trying to
make them lose the contract with the carding company. Who
you're talking to me, I won't get anywhere. Wait'll I
tell you what happened in my water heater. Never that's
the coming up later. But you know I'm gonna get somewhere.
I just don't know if I want to start. But

(31:29):
I don't know if you want to bark up that tree,
because the second you go down this road, it's yeah, exactly,
this may be the end of the road. So while
I was at home depot, I priced out a new pail.
You might end up in the back of the garbage truck. Right,
I'm weighing whether or not it's worth the hassle or
just buy a new path by buy a new pail.

(31:49):
That's what I think. The ship you've gotten over the years.
You're even. You're more than even your life. You are
a sanitational engineer, and you you collect garbage in the trucks,
by the way, a noble profession. Nothing wrong with it
if that's what you do for a living. Have you
seen anyone do this? Have you ever done it? I
just got an angry and just punched, like rather than
toss them back, you like put them like throw them

(32:12):
up in the air and punched them back like a volleyball.
Like the Amazon worker. They just throw your package on
the porch. No, that's like, that's a cliche my Amazon. Okay,
except for the guy that walked into my garage. That
guy I don't like. But otherwise they put them on
the porch. They take a picture. They said, hey, how
did I do? And like, I told you that story
where the guy walked into my garage. So they did

(32:34):
it to me again. On Friday last week, I had
left the garage door open. Why do you have the
garage door open to begin with, because I was working
on my lawn. I told you I bought soil, yards
of soil, and I've been slowly okay, So I went
in the house for a second and left the garage
door open. I hear the dogs barking and the ups
drivers there, right. I assume he's gonna go up on

(32:54):
the porch. No, no, no. He leaves the box at
the at the edge of my garage, not in the garage,
but right outside where the door would come down on it,
and puts it there. I don't understand. It's not an
opportunity for you not to go on my porch. You're
the guy who puts it on the porch. Well, why
do I want it there? I want to be able
to come out my underwear and grab it off my

(33:15):
porch like Americans do. I want to go back to
the karting company. Everybody does that. Don't don't look at
me like i'm my own. A guy walks out in
his underwear onto my You are tony soprano, Yeah, soprano
walking walking down the pavement with the robe, yeah, and
the slippers, walking down your long driveway to pick the sack.

(33:35):
Nobody is out, nobody's home. Everybody's in you also, would
you walk with a limp like Tony did, was walking
down the driveway? No, No, I don't. Will I did
take a ride with my my friend Jeff a few
weeks ago up to the Sopranos house. Yeah, it's a
great we don't we don't live that far from it,

(33:56):
so we we we we we finally get there. It's
like the end of a long road up a hill
in North y Yeah, in the middle of nowhere, and
we stop and uh, it's lit up. You know, it's nighttime.
It's like, I don't know, eleven o'clock at night and
I'm gonna get out, maybe take a picture now. And
I'm like, no, I don't know. I'm just looking at
the house. I'm trying to figure out like angles and

(34:16):
back yard. I'm something tells me you didn't get near
the place. No, I didn't get neither. But it's got
a long driveway. You've seen on television. I wasn't gonna
get near the play I'm not gonna, you know whatever.
I'm sure because I'm sure tourists and people come through
every freaking day. Show went off the air in two
thousand nine, Right, No one there's no tourists going by
this house on a regular basis. Anyway, Jeff freaks out.
We gotta get out of here. What were you talking about?

(34:38):
We shouldn't be on this guy's were in the street.
We're in the street when called the sack. Yeah, we
were all well at the park here and look at
the house. Yeah, I don't feel right about we should go.
You pulled that same ship with me with the Brady
Bunch House. We went to the Brady Bunch House and
I didn't wasn't me. It wasn't there. A nice try.
You aren't there. Nope, you fucked me. You weren't there.
We're in Sherman Oaks, California. Yeah, but I was your

(35:00):
friend Jeff. In that case. It was straight and eate
from our big show along with Garrett and a bunch
of other people. And let's go by the point. Let's
go back to the Brady House. And we went to
the Brady House and then we and then it's like,
come on, let's take pictures. It's to Lucca Lakes and
to Luca Lakes. Yeah. He gets out of the car
and I'm like, guys, can we get out of here?
This is this is someone's neighborhood. These are people's properties. Like,

(35:22):
we want to get a picture, knowing it was the
Brady Bunch house. We want to get We want to
get a selfie with the Brady Bunch House in the background.
I'm like, now, come on, we're disturbing the piece. Let's
get out of here. We lived to become that guy.
I'm embarrassed. I'm bashful, like your friend, Jeff. You never
getting barrassed. I've never seen you embarrassed in that case. Yes,
because it's the same thing with the friend's house in
the village in Manhattan apartment building. Put change around the

(35:46):
damn thing. They're like, do not sit on the steps.
Did you see the Friends trailer that came out today
for the reunion. I have not seen it yet. Oh
my god, you're not really a Friends fan. It's so good.
It's them. You can see the trailer, but it's them
playing the trivia game of the Monica and uh Rachel
lost the apartment but playing a new version now like now,
uh and uh. It's all it's just so funny and

(36:07):
heart warming. I can't wait, Well, I cannot wait. Yeah, well,
so you can't go in front of the house. What's
the big deal. It's I don't know. It's feel weird.
I feel icky because it's like I don't want people.
I wouldn't want people in my property NonStop. Okay, they
bought the Brady Bunch House. You don't think they know
they bought the Brady Bunch House years ago. Whatever it

(36:28):
was that, of course they did. It was probably probably
paid a premium for it. They sold the house, it
doesn't it's owned by um h GTV. Now it was,
didn't you see the episodes Renovation Brady Renovation. Thing is
I just feel like you're in someone's private neighborhood. You
really shouldn't be doing that. The same thing and by
the way you walk up to the door, but you
can stand on the side. The same thing with the
Sopranos house because it is in a very quiet, upscale neighborhood.

(36:52):
We weren't playing the right we weren't playing woke up
this small, and we weren't playing the music we want
What did you want? But did Jeff say no, He's like, okay,
there it is, we gotta go. That would have been me,
but it was it was a love There was nobody out.
It was pitch dark outside, nobody saw the car. The
headlights could he could turn the headlights off. They were

(37:12):
probably all in the house for the night. No one's
gonna see us in the dark. We weren't doing anything.
The driveways like driveways long. It wasn't like we were
like right there. And the neighbors all says, can I
tell you something? So first of all, there were no
neighbors outside. Second of all, they lived near the Soprano
house that you're gonna that increases their value, the property value.

(37:33):
I'll tell you what I did. I made a mistake,
but I did it, and then I realized afterwards I
made a mistake. So I don't live that far from
where one of my favorite entertainers lives, Stephen Colbert from
Lake Show and Stephen Colbert and The Daily Show. Now
he is very good friends with Bobby Brown, the the
makeup expert that comes on our show all the time.

(37:54):
And she's never said, by the way, that come over
and meet Steven. She's I was like, oh, yeah, we're
gonna Stephen fans over anyway. So Stephen, Stephen Colbert lives
in a town not far from my town. Okay, it's
easy enough to look up but he used to live
in a big house, and then he moved to an
even bigger house in the same town, which he broadcasted

(38:16):
from during the beginning of the pandemic. Big house, white fences, backyard,
huge backyard. So I happened to be in that town
one day, uh, picking up something, and I said, you know,
I think I'm like a couple of blocks from his house.
I would love to just dry by see the front
of the house, because they always showed the back of
the house on television. I'd love to front house looks

(38:38):
like so I would never address looked up as a dress.
And I drove down the block. It's a So the
block I was on is a dead end street. At
the end of the street is a park, a huge
park with waterfalls and ponds and a kid's playground. It's
a great street to have kids because the other end
of the street is a park, like a masts of

(38:58):
park with hills. Were like other people who live on
that block would go to the park. You just happened
to have a street that backs up to this park.
Beautiful street. And so, uh, this people in the street,
this kid's playing. It's a dead end street, right, they
have those little yellow figures of like the little little
plastic men, careful children. So once I didn't realize, I
turned down the street and now it's like kid mania.

(39:20):
I can't turn around. I have to go through the street.
So they all waved to me, like, hi, friendly person.
You somebody, you're coming to see Stephen Colbert's house. You
aren't at least been embarrassed to be so embarrassed. No,
because they didn't know that. They just saw a guy.
You know, I'm not a strange older man. I'm not
an older man. Shut the funk up to them. These

(39:43):
are kids, scary scary. I'm talking about the adults in
the street who have kids like I do. But you
could by yourself, by myself, I can be visiting somebody.
I can be going to the park. There was not worse.
You can't playground, you can't park. You can't go to
the park by yourself with kids in the park. They

(40:03):
sit on the bench. What are you talking about. I'm
just saying I read books. They're going to a plate.
They knew either you were a creeper or you were
there for Colbert. There's no reason for you to be
on that street. It's a dead end its end street.
People visit on the people on the street. I could
have a friend on the street. I keep be going.
Nobody looked at me like, hey, how are you? They
waved to me, how you doing? So I drove through

(40:24):
the kids and I'm driving down the car. The how
the block is maybe I don't know, fifteen houses long,
I need mortified. Colbert House is the second house on
the left. Okay, I really. I get to the end
of the block where the park is and it's a
dead end. Well, I can't turn around right away because
then it'll look like I'm just cruising the block. So

(40:44):
I got out of the car. I walked to the park,
I take some pictures. I get back in the car.
I sit there for a minute and then I turn
around like maybe I was like just visiting somebody and
I and I go back and they're like, oh, hey,
how are you doing it? Wave to me again, and
I'm leaving. There was no faces, no, And then I
I'm passing Colbert's house. I see the tesla in front. Oh,
that's gotta be Colbert's house. So uh, I look like

(41:05):
that's the nice house. But that's not the house that
was on television. I find out later it's his old house.
He was right, it's the big house, but not the
big big house. So the big big House is not
easily listed on on online. And then I thought to myself,
you know what, don't be that guy. Don't be that
guy you saw his old house. Leave it alone. Because
I wasn't gonna, like, you know, knock on the door.

(41:26):
But it was on television, so I wanted to go
You've been brought down to earth, You've been redeemed. I'm
just saying, unless the house is on a major thoroughfare,
like where there's a lot of traffic, where anyone but
I'm just google in the well. Let me give you
the examples we talked about in the case of the
Sopranos House, the Brady Bunch House. These are houses that

(41:47):
are all on dead ends and little neighborhoodie type places
where you wouldn't be there otherwise you're trespassing. Are you
telling me you never went to the Amityville horror House
along Island? Never really never went Pastard Okay, I did want,
But how do we get on this tangent? I feel
like we we did. One of those famous who left

(42:07):
that girl to drew the map to draw the map
for us. I don't know what we did. We started
somewhere and then we're here. Well, we'll have to go
back and listen to the podcast. I guess we're gonna
have to hear this one again. Don't know what we're
talking about. I have no idea, Twins, I guess I
don't even know. We just kind of free free balled it,
you know, um I um. A story came out recently.

(42:30):
I wanted your take on this. I'm not one to
have takes. No I think, I think. No. You you're
so you're so neutral, you're so vanilla vanilla. Yeah, some
of the airlines are thinking about weighing passengers before a
flight to get on the plane. Makes sense because wait,

(42:51):
hold on, because they're saying that America has gotten moral peace. Well,
the Morning Show did this story and then and they
were like, oh, no way, invasion of privacy, fuck that,
no way. And then they glossed over and they moved
onto from the topic. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa. I'm okay with that. Okay, I don't care

(43:13):
how well pounds doesn't matter even if I was four
hundred pounds? Been wrong with that? If you are? The
reason being is if it's about the safety of the
plane being able to get into the sky properly, Um,
I think I'm okay with them taking my goddamn weight.
I don't give a fuck. Feel free weigh me all day,
have it on a big fucking screen, scariest, three seventy pounds,

(43:36):
go for it. As long as I know that everything's
been calculated and everything's been tabulated properly, and the plane
is gonna take off properly, I'm okay with that. Why
are people putting up a stink about this? I have
a question. If you're going on a proper plane that
lands on the water, you probably need to know the
person's weight. If you're on a private jet, you probably

(43:58):
need to know the person's weight. If you're flying a
seven forty seven or a seven fifty seven, or you know,
a jumbo plane, that might be a fuel question. It
might be they wanted how much gas they're gonna fuel,
they're gonna burn, and if you're four hundred pounds, they
might want to charge you more. It may that that
may be the next step, right. It may be like
a child like they weigh your bags. It's the same

(44:21):
thing if you if you come from a very large family.
You've seen these families where everybody's big, right, Okay, if
they're all on one side of the plane, maybe that
is a problem. I don't know. I'd like to think
that the two giant engines can handle it, but maybe
you want to balance them out and have them sit
the other side. Even the seven seven have weight restrictions,
and they're just doing a guestimation, trying to say that

(44:42):
in the year one, the calculations could be two people
might now weigh what two sixty eight people weighed back then.
I understand that. I what I don't understand is everybody
whole privacy thing. I don't want to get tracked, but
I don't want to chip in me, which you know
is not a real thing. I don't want them to
know if I've been vaccinated somebody's business. I don't want

(45:03):
anybody to know that violation. No no, no, no no no.
What I'm saying, yeah, it's a hipo violation for someone
to give out your information without your permission. What I
don't understand is why today nowadays, like I don't want
to I don't want to tell them at the met
game that I've been vaccinated. It's not their business. I
don't want you. I don't know. I don't know. I
don't I don't want to know. I don't want you

(45:23):
to tell me. I'm just saying I don't understand it.
I don't understand why you care. I would think you'd
be happy you're vaccinated, like, oh, hey, I'm I'm safe, right, Like,
I none of their business. There are people that believe
that if you're not gonna go into this argument, but
there are people that believe that the vaccine does nothing,
and then you know, they don't want people. What they
really don't want is you to know that they don't
have the vaccine. That's what they don't want because then

(45:45):
they won't be able to get in. But it's like,
if you have to tell them your penis size to
get in a baseball game, that's an invasion of privacy.
I get that, right. Uh, If they want to know,
like you know how many lovers your mother had, that's
invasion of privacy. I got news for you, though. When
you go to the airport to get on a plane, yeah,
they're X raying you. Men do women X raying you
then have big your penis is they do. Cartilage shows

(46:06):
up right, So unless the last five inches don't have cartilage,
they're looking at you. They know how big your penis is.
That's a violation of privacy more than whether or not
you vaccinated or not, or or how much you weigh
on a plane. In the grand scheme of things, if
some stranger knows how much I weigh to make the
plane safe, that's what I'm saying, that's my point. I'm okay,
if I have to put my weight on Instagram, well,

(46:27):
that's an invasion of my privacy, right, Oh, look scaring
us out for Italian food. Now he's to seventeen, Like,
that's I'm not saying that's what your way, but that
that would be like an invasion of privacy. You're pretty close, really,
his third quart of scary already third you look about
two two? Well think about two maybe a little little more,

(46:48):
but that's okay, you look too Yeah, they're right, alright, alright,
you're you're told you're short for your way. Yeah, anyway,
So I just don't understand the everyone want privacy, privacy,
But then you go on social media, you throw your
life out there. I want privacy. Here is where I
had dinner last night. He is where I want on vacation.
Here's like there's no privacy. Then people are just deciding

(47:10):
they don't want I don't want you to know. What
if that plane tilts to the right, I would like
to know that guy's weight. Well, this, this is exactly
my point that by the way, That's why I brought
it up, because we didn't really do a rebuttal on that.
We didn't really dive into that topic on the air,
and I'm like, whoa, hold on a second, there's more
to this, but you know than in a quick, little
invasion of privacy moment. But yeah, whatever. For certain things

(47:33):
I agree with it. Others I take. I get a
huge kick out of. You know, the Constitution was written
in the seventeen hundreds, right, and there was some amendments,
uh written since then, some some as far as as
recent as the last you know, thirty years, but most
of it was written in the seventeen hundreds. Right. It's
when you start saying things and applying them to the Constitution,
like I have my freedom and the Constitution and tell

(47:55):
you how much I weigh. I don't think UM, John
Hancock and Ben Franklin. We're thinking about you being four
pounds getting on a seven seven or seven thirty seven
like that. There's no there's no coral. Some things have
to be adapted to present day, to where you go.
I don't think they were talking about that freedom and
that privacy. I think they were talking about, like you know,

(48:19):
not having to let red coats stay in your house.
I think they're talking about some other things anyway. But
it's my freedom or not. But I don't want to
play in the crash my freedom. Um. Yeah, whether we
have a couple of pieces of sound and maybe we
should get oh, I have some some I love sound.
I have so okay, so one piece of sound was

(48:40):
perhaps the most requested piece of sound in the history
of this podcast. I heard myself. I had to get it. Okay.
So as as most of you know, I'm sure almost
all of you know, our boss, Elvis Duran was on
UM Law and Order s VU you played a dead
dead body. But the plot law of the episode was

(49:01):
three prostitutes were getting rich guys drunk or and high
on cocaine and then and then stealing their money from
their wallets, getting their bank account information and robbing them blind,
figuring because they were most likely married, they wouldn't report
it because they came up out of the room with hookers, right,
They're not gonna say that, So they were getting away
with it. Elvis's character died and another guy, another guy

(49:25):
died on the show, but before he died, the hookers
were trying to They were going through his um, his
wallet and everything. And a third hooker came in and uh,
but if you prefer lady of the evening, professional woman,
if you prefer uh, for those of you that are
offended by hooker, she came in and starts demanding a
certain bit of information from him, making a grammatical error

(49:47):
that we we've talked about a lot, and everybody blew
up the text messages the next day for the show
and on our social media. So here is the clip.
Not only is this she say it, but she screams it,
good boy, I need your pin number. Keep the party
going fine, the clippers look at the length of the clip.

(50:11):
I'm not I don't have a timer on this thing.
Let the thing ron I said. She screams it good,
I need your pin number, keep the party going going here,
So how about that pen. What's your pin number? Yeah,

(50:34):
she said it twice. The second time she said pin.
But the third number, what's your pat number? She started
with pin number, then she said pin and then pin number.
Can't find a hooker with good grammar? What are we
doing today? What happened to the good old days when
hooker spoke? Well? Damn it? And then we have this
COVID clip. Oh, the COVID clip. Okay, So if you

(50:55):
have an old person in your life, okay, we do, right.
You know that they don't understand some of them the
technology that you do. They might not if they're very
old and they're not feeling well. They might not know
really big words, and they might not know like a
sort of scientific words, and they might not like remember
them right. So I want you to keep that in mind. Also,

(51:17):
this woman is on the beach. She's jogging on the
beach with her headphones and out of nowhere, she calls
her aunt to see how she's doing. Her aunt right,
and the woman tells her she's sick. She's I have
COVID to the to the nice I want you to hear,
and you can stop the clip at that point because
it's early on I want you to hear what human
being reacts this way to finding out your aunts COVID.

(51:40):
So play the clip and stop it after the after
she responds, Hi, I wonder, how are you, honey? I
my lions and tigers and bears. Oh my god, this
this guy is to how are you, honey? I have COVIC?

(52:05):
Oh my? She sounds like the cleanest cut, most wholesome
young girl who does voiceover work, who does like cartoon
voiceover work, right, wouldn't you go? Oh no, Grandma, I'm
so sorry. Oh my, oh one more time, but litten
let her run through. Listen to what she tells the woman.
Listen to the woman say she's she's totally lost. The

(52:26):
woman has no fucking clue what she's talking about. Then
reminds her again, Grandma, remember what I said, Go make
some phone calls, and then she goes, Okay, how are you, honey?
I have COVIC? Oh my, I don't know what to do.
Did they tell you about monoclonal antibodies. It's a treatment

(52:47):
help keep you out of the hospital. Let's see. No,
I an't wanda your high risk. You have diabetes. COVID
can change fast and you could be in trouble. You
need to call your doctor now and see if you
can get mono clonal antibody. Had falling. Now, there's no
way grant Aunt Jenny whatever her name is, is gonna
remember to call they ask for monoclonal antibodies. She just said,

(53:11):
mana what. Yeah, that's some bad acting right there. He's like, Grandma,
you're you're a high risk. You have diabetes. By the way,
in case you didn't know, Aunt whatever her name is,
in case you didn't know you have diabetes. The woman
has to be reminded. She's like, your high risk. You
have bees that could change at any moment. Really, you

(53:31):
think that the person who told she had COVID didn't
explain this to already that she's high risk. The woman
is like seventy eight years old. She's in her kitchen
in a housecoat. You don't think when they said you,
excuse me, have COVID, they didn't tell her you have diabetes.
A high risk old nurse kid on the on the beach.
It's like, oh my god, you're in high risk. Ask
Graham ask for anti monicolai glutamate. A doctor, Mike need.

(54:00):
He has told me I have to ask for monocleosis.
I have to something about writing the monorail. I'm very sick.
I have to fight dr. I have to fight you
mano amano right away. Otherwise I'm a manarchy. Something about
anti disestablishment tarianism. Wow, wow, commercials, a train wreck, an atrocity,

(54:25):
mana what I can barely. I can't get to the
bathroom by myself. She's like, don't forget to call. I'll
do that right now. She didn't even write it down.
You know last week, don't you know Blay? I have mono.
You know Blay the basketball player? Holy sh it? Can
we play that one more time? Let me hear say
the thing? Hey, I wonder how are you, Henny? You

(54:51):
don't know what to do? Did they tell you about anybody?
You gotta ask for anotopia? Hey, hey, when you call
you you're calling me, by the way, for some reason. No,
you're calling you, okay, Hey, hey, when you get him
on the phone, asked the doctor for phenomena. I have

(55:13):
mona lias, I got modest Yahoo, Hey, tell him you
got montana montana sodium glutam tonight, I have who says, hey,
and how are you doing? I have COVID invited me
to Benjamin, that may be my favorite clip of all time.

(55:37):
I don't know that, Babs well, because you know, that's
what I was gonna talk about just now. I was
gonna call back on Katie Babs. I looked her up.
She's a smoke show you have the drop. Yes, she
just turns out radio spl satellite radio DJ Katie Bay

(55:58):
Katy Brabs. We don't making fun of her. She's actually
sort of a big deal in the rock world. And
she's a Canadian and she's all tatted up. Yeah, yeah,
your type. She's definitely your type. I could see you
on my type. But the thing is, now, I know
why you know she she has this gig because she
looks apart and acts apart, and she's I guess a
rock person in the Canadian world. I guess who's known

(56:23):
for metal and but but honestly, d's as a DJ.
She sucks. My name is Katy Babson. Thanks for hanging
Oh my what that's what she do? Played the two together? Alright?
You know how five Finger Death Punch are nominated for
Billboard Music Award for Rock Artists. I didn't know who

(56:45):
else was nominated, so I went and looked and This
makes little to no sense, but what do you expect
from music awards? The only other band that makes sense
in this category is a C d C. Otherwise you
have twenty one Pilots and Machine Gun Kelly. They are
not rock artists. People, Oh man, what are they thinking?

(57:06):
I pray that five figure Death Punch takes this one
home to show the real rockers were right now. My
name is Katie Babs, and everybody we should that we
should have a go. I'm Katie Babs. Oh my, so
we made we made fun of her, and I'm like,
after the show, I'm like, I gotta go look her

(57:27):
up and wow, whoof she is something else? She is
something else? Anyway, all right, we gotta take a quick
break here, um, but before we do, I would like
to know what I want to know what you had
for dinner there, Brody? Okay, So we had pizza up
at the radio station for our anniversary show, and so

(57:48):
I was gonna order with Slice tonight, specifically, you know,
I get a little Italian food. I was like, oh,
I get something for the podcast. Ye, And so I
hopped on on Slice and I'm looking at couple of
pizza places in my area and I go to one
of my favorites, Godfather, over by the Home Depot, and

(58:08):
I'm looking at the menu and I see so many
things that I wanted to try. That warrant pizza. I've
always had the pizza there. So for dinner tonight, I
got big clams. Got a dozen big clams for myself, alright,
little bread crumb on top lemon wonderful. I got spicy
sausage and peppers okay. I got grilled chicken caesar salad

(58:33):
for one of my kids. And the piece of resistance,
Oh my god, it was flawless stuffed red pepper. Yeah,
you know, stuffed with meat and cheese and deliciousness. So
I got all these things. I earned more points towards
my free pizza on using Slice. I didn't have to
talk to them on the phone. I sat in my car,

(58:53):
dropped my daughter off in or after school activity, sat
in my car for a second. Open up the app. Boom, boom, boom.
I put in my no basil request right because I
saw in the picture there's a big lump of basil
like basil. No basil right. That was only only modifier,
but it was a space for it. I ordered it.
It said, what time will you be there? Boom myself.

(59:13):
I'll be there five thirty. Put in my NAV five
thirty I got their food was ready. It could not
have been easier. Thank you, or you can have to
come to you. Slice is the largest network of independent
pizzerias in the country, so they therefore the local pizza place.
So you could find a lot of local places that
you might not know about on Slice and have it
delivered to you by the Slice or by the pie,

(59:36):
or maybe you want some other things that that restaurant
cells and they've the best part of it is they're
helping these restaurants back on their feet, as a lot
of them are just you know, post pandemic, coming out
of like shock. Uh the you know, these other guys,
the other guys take up the thirty or of the order,
and then these the Slice people give back by taking

(59:57):
far less. They've saved local pizzerias to hundred fifty million
dollars in fees. That's why we love them so much.
And now for this week specifically, um, they're doing national
you know Friday is National Pizza Party Day. Did you
know this, Broty? Yes? I did? Uh, So why not
think about Slice when ordering for a pizza party of

(01:00:20):
your entire family. Maybe your friends celebrate that and are
on the twenty two of May, which is in a
couple of days here, I don't know when you're hearing
this podcast. Um, that's the anniversary of the first ever
bitcoin purchase. So to commemorate this occasion, Slice is giving
away one bitcoin worth of free pizza to their customers.

(01:00:44):
That is a value of four hundred thirty million dollars
in today's value. That's one bitcoin. So if you want
to get in on that and perhaps get the details
of what they're doing, go to at Slice on on Instagram, Twitter,
go to Slice life dot com. But even moreover, make
sure you earn your pizza points because eight slices and

(01:01:06):
you get a free pie and five dollars off your
first purchase right now. Yeah, if you use keyword Brooklyn. Yeah,
you gotta use keyword Brooklyn and then you'll get five
dollars off your first purchase on either the Slice, either
the app version or on online slices like enjoy the
food and more importantly, as far as I'm as importantly,

(01:01:27):
enjoy the technology of Slice because it makes everything easier.
Thank you Slice and Rody. What's your middle initial j
oh No, Sorry, that's a trick question what I think
because I don't really go by my I don't really

(01:01:48):
go to by by my middle name at all. But
my father is the middle initials. My my father is James,
so it's Anthony James Scary and we have the same name,
so I always think a J S a j S.
But is the P from No, No, that's my father. Well,
I mean it comes from the P hole, but we're no, seriously,
it's Peter. I I I know where the P comes from.

(01:02:09):
Your Peter, I understand that. What's No, it's Peter. My
middle name is Peter. I thought you said your middle
name was No, my father was James, and I'm Peter.
My middle name is Peter. You thought I was born
without a middle name though, that was that name was
given to me at confirmation. Yeah, it's kind of a
fake middle name. It's not even real. I was born

(01:02:30):
on my birth certificate Anthony Scary. Done. But how who
doesn't give the kid a middle name? Rosann Antony Scary?
But my father has the middle name, Yeah, they chose
not to have one. From your mother has the middle name? Right?
Is it Marie. Uh doesn't have to be, isn't every time?
Woman's one of those Antonett, all right, I don't have

(01:02:53):
a middle name, but I got one of confirmation. It's
kind of like the fake middle name. I don't know, man.
The reason I ask is I have a middle name. Okay,
I have an initial. Do you know I don't even
know what your middle name is? All these years, You've
never asked, and then nor will I bring it up
because it's not important to the story. The point is
I've been getting mail lately that isn't That isn't my

(01:03:15):
middle name, That isn't my middle initial. So Ford keep
sending me mail is for a new car to David H. Brody.
My middle names that H. I don't know where the
H came from. My father's name wasn't H. I don't.
I have no idea Geo Geico. I have insurance with
Geico for many, many, many many years. Every time they

(01:03:38):
send me mail, the outside label says David S. Brody,
and then when I open it, inside stuff is my name.
I can't get them to change my middle initial. They
say they're going to, and then they don't. I was
called Ford Marketing. I'm not David H. Brody, Oh terribly sorry,
We'll we'll change that for you. You know what they're doing.
They're doing the jerk off thing with their hand. You're like, oh, yeah,

(01:04:00):
we'll change that for you. I don't Understan where the
letters are coming from. Now, get this, this is the
craziest one. You You guys know Spruce, our buddy. Oh yeah,
I miss Spruce. Can we get him on the phone? Okay?
So my bad. I had him waiting last week for
us to call him, and we didn't call him. So
I don't know what he's doing right now. Uh, if

(01:04:21):
you want, I can text you his number. We can
try to call him right now. Do you want to
get him on? That's fine? Why don't you text him
to see if he's available to come on first and
we'll do some email in the meantime. All right, but
before but here's the part. Let me see. I'm gonna
hold on my voice text on. Are you available to
go on the podcast? Right now? Okay? So, uh see

(01:04:41):
what he says. The reason I'm mentioning Spruce is that
I get junk mail to my main email address, not
my work email address, the one that you and I
use when we communicate. It's not even my junk email
where all my junk goes. It says, Hey, Spruce, would
you like to buy new windows. It's like it's one
of those conglomerates that sends you all kinds of things,

(01:05:02):
but it's the same company. Hey, Spruce, save on your
car insurance. Hey Spruce. I don't know why they think
I'm Spruce. I've never entered Spruce, And if it was
any other name on the planet, I would think it
was just an error. But the fact that I know
is Spruce, and they would never know. Computer would have
like generated Spruce. Somehow my email address is associated with Spruce.

(01:05:24):
So one of two things happened. Either I accidentally entered
his name on something or I ordered something for him.
Oh you know what it was? Oh, I know what
it was now, something like it years ago, eight years ago,
I think. And I just just now I had an epiphany.
Grahama and Jenny, you haven't been epiphany, call your doctor.

(01:05:45):
Oh my um. I ordered him a New Orleans Saints
Reggie Bush fathead big sticker off for the wall which
we put up in our office. We used to share
an office together, and that's the only thing I think
maybe is that I did to his attention, that fathead
sold my name to a mailing list and sold Spruce

(01:06:08):
as my email address. That's exactly what happened. That has
to be it. I just realized that it's the only
time that we would have crossed the stream, so to speak,
which is bad by the white cats and dogs living together. So,
uh yeah, so I keep getting mail for Spruce because
of fat head. Fuck you, fathead. Yeah that's all. He
hasn't texted me back yet. He's not the fastest texter backer.

(01:06:31):
Oh great, so we're gonna be waiting here a while.
He's a medium. There's some people in my life. They
take like three hours, and I'll go, I don't really
like texting. You're holding the damn phone. Your phone vibrated,
saw the text message? What were you doing? I don't
understand people like they think that text messaging is like, uh,
like snail mail mail. I'm a letter in a day too.
No no, no, no, you're text me back immediately or

(01:06:52):
thein like twenty minutes. Try unless you forget. If you forget,
to get it. But if you're consistent, they're they're scared.
There must be people in your life that just don't
take back for like an hour two hours. By that point,
it's like, it's the point's mood. By the way, the
point is not mute, it's mood. Correct. I want to
call out some local sportscasters. Yeah, when you say that

(01:07:14):
that you did something that was for no reason, right,
it was all for what he wasted his time. It
was all for right. Guy on the sports radio here
in New York said not three or four times, it's
all for not like garlic, not like garlic, knots yeah,
like nt. But yeah, it could have been it's all

(01:07:36):
for not because I guess not as a negative word.
I feel like he was like I was twoday years
old when I learned it's not, yeah, it's not all
for not. So that that was that. I wanted to
yell at the at the radio like I'm lying now
I I I yelled at the radio. I did. Someone
Christian Rosalis wrote to us, Uh, he was at a
pizzeria in Hakas in Delaware, at the home of pizza.

(01:07:59):
The sign said garlic nuts and uts. No they're nuts.
They don't make garlic nuts like nuts. And that is
the pizzeria. UH called h. I wish he didn't give
the name. Oh well, oh well, anyway. By the way,

(01:08:21):
Christian Rosalis often sends us that's at Fonsie with two ease. Yeah,
he sends us grammar police stuff all the time. Okay,
I guess we do a couple little email while we're
waiting for Spruce to get back to us. Yeah, little
something something something something that sounds like it's mail time. Welcome,

(01:08:44):
You've got mail and you could always email us at
the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Some of
you have home of the world's oldest email stager. That
is correct. This is from Blues Crew from the Blue
Cruise Cruise. I'm not gonna make a bad joke there.

(01:09:06):
I will just pick it up. Uh. So sometimes people
choose to slide into our d M s uh Like
at DJ Bryant, did I read this one last week? Brodie?
Because if not, if I did well, it bears repeating. Yes,
you read a DJ one about the pool? What up?
My what up? My brother's last two episodes were amazing,
But Brodie Scary should be in that pool, man Scary.

(01:09:29):
If I had a pool, you would be invited. I
do have awesome parties in my backyard. That You're more
than welcome to come into fire Pits. DJ. That's me drinks,
food bottle service, v I p Area. Okay, two of
those are lies anyway, Love you guys. Feel like I'm
listening to family when I listened to the podcast. Here's
a pick for you and BRORI to talk. You guys
talk about this ship all the time. Uh. And that

(01:09:50):
is the I s O a poker dealer and bartender
for birthday party five nine. Um, I don't know what
that is. It's a screenshot of an Instagram and post.
Do we talk about that or is it? Okay, we
talked about it anyway. I'm fucking dying right now. Uh
l m ao. The picture was in reference. Oh, this

(01:10:10):
was a picture we sent and we had no clue
we actually mentioned this. So this is the follow up
and we mentioned it. He says, I'm dying right now
because the picture was in reference to the comment. I
guess you can't see it, but someone was looking for
a bartender and a poker dealer and the first comment
was I don't know a bartender or poker dealer, but no,

(01:10:30):
Ah band, what the funk? Not the same? Okay? So Brodie,
just to clear the air here. We read this last
week and and then we mentioned it on the podcast,
and he didn't understand. We didn't understand what it was.
We glossed over it, but it clearly says I have
an awesome horn band if you're interested making a real party,

(01:10:54):
which has nothing to do with the post where they're
looking for a poker dealer, Like, why you off bring
me a fucking horn band? This bro, you do this
ship all the time when you do listings. Yeah, well,
well here's another one. So we got sent this, Uh
I hate to get out by Vicky Jenks. She had
a Facebook post she saw somebody said, any update on

(01:11:15):
when Porkos is opening? Back up, Porkos sounds like a
fun place. I had read mid May at some point,
but curious if anyone has better intel, And this guy
wrote back, They're supposed to open mid May. That's what
the guy said, because I heard mid May. Anyone else
have a better idea? The guy back up mid May?
You know? Okay, we got that, We got that all right, UM,

(01:11:37):
be helpful. Many Breyer uh said, Hey, guys, I'm a
longtime fan of the Big Show and a huge fan
of you guys. I'm working on real listening to the
podcast from the beginning. Anyway, I worked for a small
manufacturing plant and order a lot of the materials. Here.
The twelve year old in me had to send you
this picture of the pipe cleaners we use. The company's

(01:11:59):
name is B J. Long and they make pipe cleaners.
They pipe cleaners are great, but one has to wonder
if they did this on purpose. Look at this. It's
a well you can't see it, but it literally is
called B J. Long pipe Cleaners. That's gonna be a joke.
I don't know. It's a really it's a real thing.

(01:12:21):
Um oh our har haas so Hall says, here's another one.
Um he wrote a five star. He or she wrote
a five So how has wrote a five star review
for us on Apple Podcasts, saying Brodie's rants will have
you laughing until you cry. Scary seems like such a

(01:12:41):
cool guy to hang out with, So do you Brodie?
Their chemistry is awesome. It's a podcast match made in heaven.
I listened to these guys driving, working, cooking, and anytime
else I can, and he's been a blessing to my ears.
See what he wrote can be misconstrued. He he said,
readA wastes. I listened to them. I listened to these
guys driving cooking, So it sounds like what he said

(01:13:03):
was he listens to us driving, working and cooking. He
didn't say he listens to us while he's doing those things.
So is he listening to us while we're working and driving.
That's kind of weird. I don't know. Well, Rebecca Chan wrote,
I'm super behind on the podcast Maya Culpa, but I
just heard you read my emails. I love is super behind.
By the way, just say I heard you read my

(01:13:23):
episode one sixty six on episode and he says, you
read my email. Thank you for taking the time to
read us and provide some sound advice. I called the
corporate office of the corporate office Expedia and received a
refund for the difference between the current rate versus last
year's rate. Yes, I didn't get free dessert, but at
least we didn't have to pay extra. It took two hours,

(01:13:47):
but the buzzwords I used were were worked so worth it.
Thank you for the cs W and Scary and Rebecca,
thank you Rebecca. So Rebecca heard the advice we gave
over this podcast in episode one, called and got results
and that's what I love to hear. Yeah, anything we
can do to hell. This is the email of the week,

(01:14:08):
and then you could read some stuff. This is from
Agnes Lindau. You Agnes not you know. I saw this
and I thought of you guys. I don't know if
this is real or not. If you guys could google
this on the walls of Cologne's City Hall, hidden under
a large, larger statue of Archbishop Conrad von Hawkstaden. Is

(01:14:32):
it carving showing a man giving oral sex to himself.
It dates to around the year fourteen ten, and no
one really knows why it's there. And Brody, you can't
make this up. Brodie, gotta see this. I'm texting it
to you right now. You've got to see this, like
right now. This is a statue and a sculpture and

(01:14:52):
the guy has his pants pulled down. Message of the
large black man who's name No no no no no
no no no no no no no no no. Hold on, Brodie,
this is an actual sculpture. Guys, I understand this. Google this.
Are you sure that's what he's supposed to be doing?
Look at it. The guy's got the guy is understand
hands or down, No understand how it works. It's a

(01:15:13):
sculptures and you see his head upside down and he's
tea bagging himself. Alright, hold on and spreading his ass cheeks.
I'm looking at it and it's it's it's a it's
a sculpture. Its stone. It's a stone. Who does that? No,
I mean you did it? But they said, no, this

(01:15:36):
can't be right. Is this real or is a hoax?
If this is real or not? No, no, Conrad, but
this has got to be a no, no, it can't
be cannot be Does this exist somewhere? I can't be real.
It can't be real. Alright, Well, we're gonna have to go.

(01:15:57):
That's just nasty. It's made of stone. Someone took the
time to chisel this thing out and make We're gonna
google this by the time you hear this, so we're good.
We have We're gonna find out if this is real
or not. If it is real, I gotta I gotta
be like, well, why is no one talking about thath?
My god? All right, let me let read some stuff
I have. This was posted in my high school Facebook page,

(01:16:20):
uh from a graduating class that was not my graduating class.
Thank god. The guy wrote, Hey, class of blah blah
blah year. Hope everyone are doing fantastic. Mhm. He graduated
like thirty years ago. He still hadn't learned that phrase. Um,
have you ever heard this expression? I took a screenshot
on television. Mets relieve hitting coach and assisted hitting coach

(01:16:42):
of their duties. They relieved of their duties. And that's
a nice way of saying we fired dress. Let's just
say it. They were fired. They don't get to do
the job they like anymore. Um, let's see. Oh, I'll
talk about the float later. Let me see my husband. No,
not that one him. Oh this is good. Alan Alan

(01:17:03):
oh nine nine a regular tweeter of ours. He also
had a problem with America, says the game show where
they put up letters and to fill in the letter,
to fill in the blank. So remember they did h
a t M and the blank was blank machine and
it was at a t M. So this one was
the last thing I cracked was a blank and one
of them was egg. You can't say egg. This is

(01:17:27):
the worst show on television. I can't allow. The fact
checkers and the spell checkers and the grammar people wouldn't
have been that a slash and like so that you
know it could be either egg egg um okay. Heather
Gonzalez in response to the Frankensense and mirror situation. I

(01:17:47):
called her out on this. She said, Uh, I tried
to let this slide, but I just can't let it
go unless I say it's scary. How do you not
know what frankinsense and mirr is. I thought you were
Catholic l O L. They talked about at every Christmas
or when you talk about the Three Wise men. And
she put a picture up. Uh, she attached a picture
and it said I come bearing Frankensens and mir Murray's

(01:18:10):
spelled m y r r H. However in the tweets
she spelled at m e R So I find that
to be what I speaking of ironic. The home depot
near me is on a lot of home depots are
doing this. If you've been more than one home depot,
you know they're not all built the same. Not all
the things are all located in the same place. You
look walking around going I know in my home depot,

(01:18:32):
the electrical stuff is here. In this home depot, it's
all the way in the back. I'm lost. So they're
trying to make the stores more uniform, and so they
are ripping apart my home depot and moving everything around,
which is a nightmare. But there's a giant display when
you first walk in. It's a Samsung display and it's
an oven. And then over it it says Samsung and

(01:18:54):
it's a wooden display and it looks like like a
fake wooden kitchen, and as a microwave uh installed over
the oven, and I may post this on my Instagram.
The microwave is at like a It looks like the
right side is pointing towards two o'clock and the left
sides point towards UH, nine o'clock. In other words, it

(01:19:15):
I'm sorry, like ten o'clock. It's slanted badly. I'm thinking
if Home Depot can stall a microwave straight in their display,
maybe I shouldn't trust them to install my microwave. Am
I wrong? No? You're not? Okay? UM one more email
and then uh. This was sent to me by a
Grammar police by Brian Cotter or Coda ko E T

(01:19:36):
t R. On the gas pump. It said due to
the fuel pipeline closed and fuel supplies slowing down, Limit
thirty dollars gas. They spelled due d O. That's not good.
Another person. I'll tell you who it was. In a second,
Reggie at Snoop Pettypog sent me this sign and it
says on the back of the soda machine. Sorry, no

(01:19:59):
milkshakes At the moment, we apologists for the unconvinced machine
down for maintains. Oh my goodness, they tried. They tried English,
not their first language, not their first language. Shout out
to Amish made his first purchase at the Brooklyn Boys store.
As admitted to me today, he listens to every episode

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four times. Now, some of you might be saying, well,
that's I listened to more than that, But every time
you listen to fur episodes, So bravo, Amish. I got
sent this. Oh I'm so sorry. I don't have a
remember who sent it, but thank you. It was UM
Channel thirteen w r E x uh in uh wherever

(01:20:41):
this is located in the country. Breaking news. Up to
sixteen hunchine employees at the Belvedere assembly plant could be
laid come late July. Yeah, I saw that. I think
they mean laid off. But okay, now, Terrence King Jr.
Wrote to us on our Facebook fan page, which you
can see at the Brooklyn Boys. Uh, not exactly a

(01:21:03):
lot going on there these days, but we gotta we
got we gotta up our game. Um So I'm listening
to the newest episode and one of the one of
the funniest things that happened that I know you didn't
even know happened and it wasn't good, is when you
guys were setting up to complain about Coals Brodie, then
you cut two commercials, and the very first commercials I

(01:21:25):
almost pissed my pants laughing. Keep up the great podcasts.
There is a big difference in pushing the podcast to
another day at the last minute compared to letting someone
know what will be done in a different day a
week before Slice for Life t J. King h alright,
all right, that's your opinion. One man's opinion. And all right,

(01:21:49):
so what do we got because we were about to
we're we're short on time. Oh well that that that
changes everything. We did get carried away with that soundclip
we did that was that was that but worth it.
But if I said something was coming up and I
don't do it, then people didn't get mad at me.
And I don't want to not do it, um so so, uh,

(01:22:11):
you know, let me let me slip in the taco
bell situation that I had, And I want to talk
about my my intern, one of our former interns, Ali Um.
We had a couple of interns name Ali, but this
is particularly was a video intern who I liked very much.
He was a very good intern. And I was looking
for Ali Gold real quick, I put it. I was
wanting to d M her about something, and so I

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started typing Ali in the search window, and Ali, my
interns name, popped up, probably because a lot of people
follow her and she follows me, and I noticed I'm
not following her, So I said, oh god, I wonder
how she's doing. So I followed her and I sent
her a d M and I said, hey, good morning.
I was looking for another alley in my following in
my follows list, uh, and I saw you follow me, Um,

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but I don't follow you back. How are you? She
wrote back, Hey, Brodie, great to hear from you. I'm
doing well, actually listening to a replay of Today's morning
show right now while I eat lunch. I'm not sure
if you remember me, but I in turned for you
back in ten during my senior year of college, and
it goes on to say all this stuff. Well, m

(01:23:15):
I followed you back. I commented that I noticed that
you weren't following me. Um, she still didn't follow you. No, no,
she says, hey, Brodie, great to hear from you, blah
blah blah. Just I'm not sure you remember me. But
I in turn for you back in a second. How
would you? How would you not remember her? You actually
went through a hiring process, shed apply for it. She

(01:23:36):
was there every day, you were her manager, Like, I
don't think there's but when you're missing the point. I
just deemed her that I noticed I wasn't following her, like,
I didn't say, like right, so you obviously she was
on you. She was on your radar. Right, of course
I remember her. That's why I'm d m ng her. Yeah.
So anyway, I told I was gonna call it out.
She said absolutely. I'm a big fan of the Brooklyn

(01:23:58):
Boys podcast. She though she doesn't follow me on, and
she does she does. I checked. Then she follows team
team follow back. I gotta follow her back now I
think you do. I'll tell you I'll name later. Anyway,
she said, please, you go ahead, and I feel so silly.
Definitely bring it up, and I was like, oh my god,
of course I remember you. Of course I remember all
my interns. Anyway, a lot of our interns put up

(01:24:20):
really nice things for anniversary. Yeah, we've been celebrating twenty
five years of Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Yeah.
So let me tell you what happened to Taco Bell.
If I teased anything else earlier, I apologize. You know,
you got to get out of the hot habit of
teasing things. If you notice, I don't tease anything. I
just bring out excited. I was gonna tell you, but

(01:24:41):
you know what, I got a good one for next week.
Also on Pad, I got hold on. But let me
tell what happened to Taco Bell. Just very frustrating. I
love Taco Bell, even though the app keeps forgetting my favorites. Okay,
So I went to Taco Bell of Thursday, maybe last
week Thursday, think Thursday, and uh, they were advertising some
new menu item, the potato burrito or something, I don't know,

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some new concoction of the same ingredients they already have
but in a different combination. Okay, And it was like
it was like a cardboard frame over the fast food
pick up screen. When you order into the microphone that
your order comes up on the on the screen. So
I placed my order on order on the app. I
get there and I say, uh, picking up a mobile

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order for David. I think it's yeah, And so he goes,
there's everything on the screen. Okay. So I said, well,
there's an advertisement blocking the screen. I can't see it.
And like a robot, he says, ah, sir, is everything
on the screen okay? I said, there's an advertisement blocking
the screen. He goes, okay, just look at the screen.
Let me know if everything's okay, sir. I said, that's

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the third time. I'm gonna tell you, sir, your cardboard
potato burrito sign is blocking the screen. I can't see
the screen. Can you read my order to me? He says, yeah,
I can read it to you, but it just look
at the screen. Is a mat what you ordered? So
I said, I'm gonna drive up. I drove up and
I saw the guy and I gave him. I didn't
I waited. I got my food. He was twice your size.

(01:26:08):
Uh he was, but because he works there and I
didn't size, So I took my food. I said. So,
I said, look sir. I'm sorry for the confusion earlier,
but maybe it's more understandable in person. Your potato burrito
cardboard sign is hanging over your screen. It's not read.
May want to correct that, right, But he was so

(01:26:29):
programmed to say read the screen because he didn't care
what I said. No, he's reading a script. He's programmed.
He's a robot. Come on, what do you expect from
these jobs? Okay, here's the part of these kids. I
left something on days. Get off my lorn. Yeah, I
want to apologize. I did skip the funniest part of
the story. When I pull around to the drive through.

(01:26:50):
You know when you pull around sometimes you're the third
car on the I'm the car. I'm the guy that
just had that interaction with him. I pull up to
the window maybe three seconds later. After that instant interaction
just happens. He says, Hi, can I help you? What
What did you order? I said, I'm I'm picking up
the way. It was just me there. We just had

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all conversation the mobile order for David. All right, he
forgot my order and who he was talking to within
three seconds and turned the corner. He's like, I can
help you what was your order that that's there was
a cardboard thing over his face because he was not paying.

(01:27:32):
I think he was made of cardboard. I think he
was smoking a little bit of something maybe before his
shift could be it's they could probably smoke on the
job and get away with it. Yeah, you know what
the CDC said. It's okay, It's okay, c d C says,
So that's gonna be my cd cd CDs nuts. That's
all the way. I have a couple of people that

(01:27:53):
I know and uh their Facebook friends and for for
I would say for like six months they've been screen
and the CDC they don't know anything. They don't know
about masks. I'm not listening to the CDC. They don't
know ship right. It sounds like minute the minute the
CDC announced that we didn't need masks because we have
enough vaccine. People, they're like, the CDC is awesome. Times

(01:28:15):
the science they say we don't need masks, they're brilliant.
I gotta get a shirt. I'm gonna get a shirt.
I'm gonna wear it. It's gonna say the CDC. Because
the CDC says so. And if somebody dares looks at me,
because I don't have a fucking mask on because you're
ugly not and they'll be like, I'm gonna point to
my shirt. CDC says, so follow the science, bitches. Yeah,

(01:28:37):
but they you know what, people more people who don't
have vaccines. We're gonna buy those shirts, don't matter. You
know what, I trust the vaccine is gonna protect me
from the people that didn't get the vaccine. That's how
I look at it. I trust this vaccine so much
that I know that I am fully protected and watched it,
watched this segway. By the way, wordy for the segway.
You know what I trust? Does I trust Slice? It's

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as we get out of here, I remind you, say
five dollars on your first purchase with with Slice use
Keyward Brooklyn. They this way, they we know that, they
know that we told you rack up that we arranged it.
Rack up the pizza points or in your free pie
um And it's a win National Bitcoin Pizza Day and
a National Pizza Party Day, which is Friday. Just remember

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your supporting local businesses. It's a win win for the
local guy. And that's what the local guy, especially if
you're going to Lenny's Pizza St. That's our fans. Donte
Volta went there in Brooklyn Boys, bron Boys,