#178: Fondling, Fraud & Fries

#178: Skeery's sweating up a storm because his AC is broken; Brody discovers another poorly acted commercial; They keep forgetting to put the gravy in the bag; Nobody sees anything wrong with Skeery hanging out at cat cafe; a ridiculously pointless camera app; Grammar Police; Listener Email

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(00:46):
one the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yeah that's us. So we
are getting more cross pollination on the text messaging for
the Elvice Ran Morning Show. I'll say so, uh, somebody
tried to correct Scary's grammar today and I had to

(01:07):
do what I hate doing, which was correct the correction right.
Because we also have another saying if you're going to
correct someone and they were wrong, they were wrong, but
they were on team Brody. They're like, oh, for no reason.
They just jumped the gun. They used assume that what
was coming out on was wrong. But right, you said, um,

(01:28):
something like who's better than I? Who better than? Who
better than I? To take care of that? Something like that,
And so in that sense it's correct. That is correct, right,
it's who better? Who? Uh what? What better? Who better
than I? The king and I? Something like that. You
said something like that. The point was it you can
do me depending on the situation. In that that usage,

(01:51):
it was correct. And I had to let them down
because it was so excited. So if it was you,
I apologize. It is what it is. So that's a
very overused phrase, by the way, it is what it is,
it is what it is. Well, there's a podcaster I
like from Canada, and I don't know if he says
he's saying it wrong or in Canada they say differently.
But he keeps saying it's what it is. It's what

(02:13):
it is. No, no, no, no, no, right, Well that's
what I'm saying. I don't know if that's if if
it's him saying it wrong the way Americans and Canadians
saying yeah, or he's just canadian izing it. And that's
what they say. Yeah, that's what it is. It's what
it is. No, no, no, no, it is what it is.
That's the phrase. There is no that's what it is phrase.
While I look, I tried googling, and I couldn't find anything.

(02:35):
So right, So I'm actually there are people that probably
work in your company, you know where you know, that
have been there forever, right, the crusty people, the people
that are you know that that have like that have
been there longer than the wallpaper. Why you guys do
it now? Yeah? So what I'm looking for is a

(02:58):
very funny list. It's like the top eight answers, almost
like family feud. You know what, Brodie, I'm gonna I'm
gonna quiz you on this because I think that in
the game I used to write, the game you used
to write for that was the RAN's big show after
this week. Yeah, we'll talk about that later. I want
to I want you to give me the top Actually,
we'll do the top six answers on the board. Is

(03:18):
the oldest the oldest person in your building that's been
there the longest and really is the one that should retire.
What are the top six things that they say to
you when let's say I say, hey, Brodie, how's it going? Okay,
you're the crusty old guy. By the way, you're just

(03:39):
playing a role. I don't really mean thank you? Ye
have list? Yes I do? Okay, okay, Hey, how's it going? Yeah,
same ship, different day. That is not on the board. Okay,
number one? Okay, No, okay, what's the list? No? No,
I want you to give me some more. Hey, how's

(03:59):
it going? You know? No? No, not on it? No,
Hey Brodie, how's it going? Don't ask? No, hey, Brodi,
how's it going? You don't want to know? No, okay,
let's bring it back a little bit, Brodie. Okay, hold
on a second. I know you can get this on

(04:20):
mind milding. Once you get one, you're gonna get all
of them. Okay, but these are the ones I would hear.
This is when someone think of Okay, someone around the office,
all right, they're like, you know, they're the ones that
the water cooler, and they're like, hang around, how's it
Are you sure? How's it going? Is the phrasing? Yes,
so hey Brodie, how's it going? Slow? No? No, no, no, no, no,

(04:47):
give me one number one answer no, give me the
number six? Answer Another day in paradise, who says that
a lot of people do. Here's another one, and day
above ground is a good day. Oh, you're talking about
like nine year old people. Well that's the oldest person.
Is the crepit person in the building. If you're if

(05:09):
you had a job, it's the person that really needs
to retire. I set it up that way. Yeah, I know.
But same ship, different day is classic. Okay, maybe that's
that one should be on the list. By complaining about
the list, I just's it going? I know, the slicest
screaming out one of the right answers. Another day, closer

(05:30):
to the grave, another day and the dollar there it
is number three answer on the board another day. Okay,
Hey Brodie, how's it going? You're missing one obvious one?
Everything hurts. What I would say could be worse. It

(05:52):
could be worse. I fill in the list. I'm done, okay,
I said, living the dream? All right here? Hey Brodie,
how's it going? Living the dream? The obvious one? Okay,
I don't know. I don't know the first one, given
that the first one was living the dream, I'll missing
number two and four right now, missing number two. I
don't know what it is because Brodie, how's it going?
Who live in the dream? Number one? Everyone's living the dream?

(06:13):
And my favorite one, the one we missed it's going.
I said it's going. You didn't say it's going slowly.
I said whatever. Anyway, Okay, I've been a lot of slices,
was screaming right now, years old. And if they all
God bless them, we love you. But whatever. Otherwise, I

(06:36):
don't love your list, But I'm not going to complain
about the list because if you're on Family Feud, you
can't complain about the game. That is correct. Are you watching?
You watch Family Feud slices? You have watched Family Feud
and you have like the mcgillacarty family. They go name
a type of sports ball and you go, uh, ping pong,

(06:58):
And however, he goes right, they show me you sports
pig pong. Right, did the mcgilla cutties go whoa, whoa, whoa?
This game sucks? Who did they survey where's ping pong?
They just suck it up? Right? We reserve that for
Elvis urring in the Morning Show. Yeah, that's something that's
some bullshit. Thee For some reason, the people on the

(07:20):
game this is crap. Why isn't my my answer on
the board? People that don't understand what we're talking about.
Brody writes the Family Feud games if you don't listen
to the Big Show, and lately he's been catching some
heat later from Every time. Every time he writes the
game and an answer is not on the board, one
of the girls usually yell. We'll screaming, yell, say did

(07:42):
you not have blah blah blah on the board? How
could you not? I don't understand. The best pets to
have in your house is an iguana? Why is an
iguana on the list? I have an iguana, like I
just all of them, all of them? Did Elvis yells?
I don't know why that's on the list, because listen,
you know what the the iran part is is, sometimes
I'm watching Family Feud like an an old episode, and

(08:06):
I'll steal one and I might tweak it a little
to make it funnier. But for the most part, I
don't take any of the good answers off right there
as is. So if you're yelling, why isn't such and such,
I don't know. Family Feud poll survey a hundred Americans
across the country. That's what they came up with. I'm
not writing top six answers. You people on the morning

(08:26):
show would would guess right, it's gotta be generic across
the board answers. True. So I'm just waiting for the
game show where you know you yell at that, you're
yelling at the host or the creators, you're yelling at
the producers. Well, I'll get that Pink Pug balled up
your day. This game sucks. I should win, you know,

(08:47):
I gotta deal with you know, there's a lot of complainers.
Speaking of complainers, complainers in my building, I don't know
how you would handle this, Brodie, if you move, if
you lived in a high rise building. Um, there was
a very important and necessary project that needed to be
done this week in my building. It's I'm not gonna
get into the technical actalities of it had to be upgraded.
It's called no, no, let's not even go there. It

(09:08):
has nothing to do with anything. It's called the switch
gear project. Okay, there's problems within the electrical equipment that
we're let's just say this after Superstorm Storm Sandy several
years ago. Ship got ruined, okay, and if it and
it has been delayed for several years this project because

(09:28):
it requires several companies and utilities and companies everybody who
worked together during the course of a week, because they
have to put the building off of main power and
go on generators. Okay, the entire building's power. That it
includes my refrigeration and my air conditioning and my even

(09:48):
apparently hot water too, everything the whole thing. So so
so this has been postponed several times because all these
companies and alliances and utilities all need to agree on
a date. And for whatever reason it's been it's long overdue.
And they said that if the switch gear, I'm just
gonna call it the switch gear to be simple. If
it doesn't get fixed, there's gonna be bigger problems in

(10:11):
the future. It has to get done. So they earmarked
this time this week, this past the week that we're
on right now, okay, to do this from my building.
And they had several emails sent and I think the
problem is people don't read their fucking email because we
were all copied to the email. It's two D fifty

(10:32):
six apartment in this building. Okay. Well, what what happened
was when they went to from the main power of
the building, to the generators. People lost their air conditioning.
It was sweltering hot in my apartment for the last
three days. I keep in mind, you have central air conditioning.
You don't know, like right, right, right, we have an
HVAC system, central air if you if you live in

(10:54):
a high rise, chances are you may you may have that.
Some people have the the units. We don't have units.
So thank you for clarifying. And you may live somewhere,
but there's no such thing as I right, right right,
But just know that we all share a giant air
conditioning system within the building. It just comes out of
our events, right, and part goes everywhere exactly. It's arbitrarily

(11:15):
shared around the building, right, Okay, great, Now here's what
sucks my poor the poor handyman and the the superintendent
of this building and the people who manage it. They've
been dealing for the past three days because again, no
one knew that when you take the building off of
the main power and put it on the generator that
the air conditions were going to go out. But it did. Okay,

(11:38):
Now the air conditioners were blowing hot air everywhere and
it's a ninety degree We've had a ninety degree heat
wave the last few days. So people have the audacity
to bitch and moan and complain to everyone in our building,
to the anyone who gives who listened, from the people
that run the dormant, like the doorman and the postal

(11:59):
guy that comes to the team, Shut up, dick. My
point is any people. None of these people have anything
to do or any control of it. And then of
the situation. So it is a terrible situation. I was, dude,
I was sweating balls going to bed the last two
nights I had. I literally swept them just boxer shorts
with no shirt on. That is not me. I took
off my child World shirt just just to like, because

(12:23):
I was gonna be hot all night. And I'm swearing
as I'm standing here right now. Brodie, it's still not
fully back yet. It's it's getting better in here, but okay,
we all have to suffer a little bit. But for
God's sakes, leave the people that work here alone and
read your email, and you know, it's it's almost like

(12:43):
like my building people like they did it on purpose,
like they're evil, Like, how dare you? How dare you
do this project in the middle of the summer nobody.
It took a lot of coordination and energy to get
this project done. It seems like bad timing though it
is bad timing. But the thing is, this has been
planned for months. You just can't say, oh, it's gonna

(13:05):
be ninety degrees this week postponed because guess what, I
won't get done for another three and a half years.
Because again I told you, there needs to be an
alliance of several companies all doing the the elevator people.
There's a lot of people involved in a high rise build.
But these ungrateful, fucking tenants that live here, these assholes,
because they've just given so much ship to the people

(13:27):
that are working around the clock to get this thing
done and corrected. I'm not happy. I'm sitting here. My
balls are sticking in my chair right now. Is I'm
sitting here broadcasting to you? Now? Why don't they go
to the nightclub? Isn't there a conditioning in the in
the nightclub? What are you talking about? There's no nightclub
here next to the SPA. Brodie, you to make it okay,
you want to make jokes, keep keep making jokes. What

(13:50):
I'm just trying to apologize. I don't know if I
don't know if you would fall on the side of
these assholes, if you would be one of the assholes
as you on, what, well, that's exactly it. I think
you would be one of the douchebags complainly world World
War two? Brodie, what side you we're gonna be? You
want to be calling for your maintenance fees back, but
that we pay for you know, that's gonna be those

(14:12):
panels and the avengers? Where you falling on that? Come on?
What kind of what kind of question is that? I
just don't know how you feel. Sausagen and meatballs or vegetables, Brodie,
help me out of here. Come on, So you're saying
you'd be a complainer, Oh my god, you're bad with analogies.
Holy shit. Why would I be on the on, on
the on the access power? When I stop it? You

(14:36):
just set these people a horrible human beings and then
ask me what side i'd be on. Even if I
agree with them, I can't come out and say that now.
Idiots do not get the analogy. Yes, yes, but I'm
what I'm going after is okay because I set it
up and I painted them to be evil people. I
get it. I understand the empty Emperor against Luke. Who

(14:59):
you a team you on? Come on catchup or Mustard Brod.
I don't know you well enough on team Mustard. Ah
do you feel okay? Yeah? Okay? These people listen. I
don't know how old they are. They're all families there,
every Maybe maybe the old ones who are like, hey,
how's it going hod enough for you? Maybe those people

(15:21):
from your your family feud survey there. Uh you know,
don't take the heat. Well I know, but everybody listen.
They know it has to be done. This is a
necessary It's just like a tooth that's rotting in your
mouth that's causing you so much pain that you need
to get extracted or you're gonna have even bigger problems
down the road. It's preemptive. It needs to happen, that's

(15:41):
the whole thing. So so shut the funk up, everybody.
You stop like calling out, the calling down to the
front desk, like yelling and cursing. More people have something
to do with it. If they have, I know, but
they got somebody's no way conditioning. Yeah I know. But
I'm I'm grinning and bearing it. I'm sitting here because
I understand the point you're moderately young. You have a window, right?

(16:01):
You have one window in your house? Right? Ter is
that the only window you have is the terristrooms? I
have it. I have it a balcony that opens, yes, Right,
do you have a window in your bedroom? I do,
but I would wouldn't open it all right, So you
really have no ventilation? Not real? So I listen. If
I'm the building, I give out fans to people, you know,
I get I give him something, but uh, or I

(16:23):
provide like some kind of like that you have a
party room in the building, no joke, like like, so
can't they like air condition that room and have people
go up there? Like there's no lights so that's the
thing where our generators, So there's only emergency lighting in
the common areas. You know. It just sucks to me, though,
that people are so inconsiderate and so impatient. They've been told,

(16:44):
they were warned about this thing coming, and so it's
here and we're all living through it. Just just okay,
just but you buy a fan for your house and
just deal with it. I'm dealing with it. I'm still
That's why I'm grumpy, That's why I'm a miserable. Fucking
she the sluggish mood, Brodie, because I don't have any
a c right now. It's it's pretty nasty. But don't,

(17:05):
for God's sakes go after these people that are just
trying to fix the problem. You're only okay with people complaining.
You just want them to complain to the right people.
I don't know. I don't want them to complain to
anybody because it has to be done. It just has
to be done. So you know, I'm complaining to you
and the listeners, and I don't mean to do that,
but I'm more venting. Weren't of anything, you know, I
And the reason why I asked your opinion is because

(17:28):
I'm wondering, would Brody be one of the complaining neighbors
that was would try and be like, you know what,
I want to discount on this month's maintenance fees because
I didn't get proper air conditioning for a week. I
don't know, I don't know how absolutely I would want
some kind of kickback on my rent. I'm paying full
price that includes That's what I'm saying. You would be
the free dessert. You'd still go after the free dessert.

(17:49):
Of course, I'm paying full price for a full rent
that includes air conditioning. I'm getting air conditioning. Then you're
gonna subtracted you divided by thirty, and then I subtract
how many how many days was that as I will
get into this at some point about the issue I
talked about last week. My router you did right, so uh,

(18:10):
I'll talk. I'll tell you right now, give you update.
The overnight router that was supposed to come uh Monday
didn't come till this morning, which is Wednesday. So you're
gonna get more free. I'm gonna get three days of
credit on my WiFi because it's been ship service for
three days when they told me they would overnight. Actually
it's three almost make it six days because you just
cut out right there and a little blip. So alright, alright,

(18:33):
enough of this, but just people, just you know, and
I don't know who listens to the podcast that's in
my building, but nobody apparently luckily hopefully for you, hopefully
for you. I just want to go no, no, you see,
I need a town forum. I need one of those
building link uh you know, you know those where everybody talks,
because I will seriously lay into every every tenant in

(18:53):
this building because I'm so angry that they're being so inconsiderate, impatient.
I hated all. Well, I'm glad. I know what the
side you stand on the side of free desert. I
can't no, no, no, no no. I stand on the
side of free dessert. But I stand on the side
of don't yell at the wrong people. But you gotta
yell at somebody. I don't think anyone that the universe

(19:15):
needs to be balanced out, No they do not. There's
gonna be some yelling. No one gets to yelling. This
kid in this Kevin didn't approve the job back in February.
Somebody said no in February. Somebody wanted more money, somebody
wanted more hours, somebody wanted some guarantee. Yeah, you think
that that it was was poorly planned because at the

(19:36):
time of year they decided to actually execute it. But
in all fairness, the the HVAC system was not supposed
to fail when they went on generator. That was an
unforeseen circumstance, Okay, so that they were dealing with that
as it happened, They're like, oops, we didn't plan on
this anyway, all right, It's just it's aggravating. How how

(19:59):
is you. How is your day? Bro? How was my day? Huh?
Let me see what happened to me today. I can
tell you what happened to me over the weekend. It's
a follow up to a previous story. You guys, remember
the I told you went to the diner on Mother's
Day and they owed to cheese fries with gravy, and

(20:19):
I didn't get the gravy, and right, you guys listen
in order, so you know, and the guy was like, well,
your gravy is free, so we don't know you anything.
And I had a fight for my fries with cheese
and gravy. So I call up and I placed an order.
On Saturday, my daughter Um had some friends over and
they had a little little pool party, and she so,

(20:40):
can we order some food from the diner? Can you
can you order it and pick it up and I'll
get everyone to vent on me the money. It's okay, sure,
no problem, because they all wanted like cheeseburger deluxe is
and veggie burger. They wanted like fifteen eighteen dollar meals.
They wanted shakes, the whole thing, right, okay. So I said, well,
if they're gonna vent my memory of the money. It's

(21:01):
fine because I wasn't planning on It wasn't like a
party where I invited people. They wanted to come over
and use the pool with the kids and whatever. So
that's fine. They they're gonna pay for it. So my
my kids says to me, why don't you get something
for yourself, you know, since you're going anywhere you like
that diner. I said, okay, that's fine. So I order
my patty melt no onions, and my fries were cheese

(21:22):
and gravy. And I said to the girl on the phone,
I have a credit for fries with cheese and gravy
from the last time I was here. I ordered and
they didn't put the gravy in and I have I
have a credit. She's, oh, no problem. I said, can
you edit to my order please? My name is David. Yeah,
no problem, you got it. So I got to pick
up the order. It was like, I don't know, eighty
bucks with tax and tip. And I said, did you

(21:46):
did you give me the fries with cheese and gravy?
Says yep, and we didn't charge you for it. It's
in there. It's okay, great. Uh so thank you again.
Sorry about what happened last time, but you know you
got it's no charge tonight, and she showed me the receipt.
So so I take the bag of food home, big
chopping bag of food. I get home. You're ready with
You're ready with you ready ready? And so I get

(22:08):
home and I take out my kids shaped waffles and
the batty mouse. Everything's coming out of the bag, the
veggie burg the locks for the kid another and I
take out the fries with cheese, and there's a bag
a side bag with cole slab and pickles. That's right,

(22:28):
and guess what, there's no fucking gravy again. They're doing
it on purpose. I need to believe that that people
are not that stupid in this universe. I was very
polite both times. So I called back and I asked
nicely to speak to the manager. He gets on the

(22:48):
phone and say, hey, how can I help you? So
I tell him a story I just told you, and
he says, oh, I'm so sorry. I can't. Oh God,
I'm so I'm so sorry. As well. Listen, we'll definitely
give you another credit for for chee fries with cheese gravy.
He's but I gotta tell you he's let me, uh,
you know, it might be helpful. I'm not playing anybody.
I'm not saying that it's your fault, but just so

(23:09):
you know, maybe it'll be helpful to my team. On
the menu, they're called jersey fries, so I said. So,
I said, well, first of all, that's what you're calling them.
I get that they're actually called disco fries or cheese
fries with gravy, but more importantly, not knowing they will
call jersey fries, right, I actually said the word gravy.

(23:34):
I like, in other words, if I had ordered jersey
fries and they didn't know right that that meant fries
with cheese and gravy, I get that, right. If I
had said, hey, give me disco fries and they were like, oh,
he must you know, waffle fries. He wants waffle fries,
then it's okay, it's my fault because I used a term.
But if they've got a term and they know what
that term means, I or like if they call it
like the Big Dog and I said, give me a

(23:55):
cheese burger with bacon and uh and uh sala kraud,
like I would have those two condiments that they can
interpret on their own. But it actually wants the big dog, right.
They had to run it up on it, right. Okay,
so when I say fries with cheese and gravy, you
then you ring it up as the Jersey fries. There
pre programmed robots. Yeah, they can't think on their own.

(24:15):
You expected to think one iota out of out of order.
Forget it. I said the way I ordered it actually
used the word gravy. I in fact, I said, the
last time I ordered, I didn't get gravy. You think
that they would go make sure this guy gets gravy
because last time he didn't get gravy, and that seems
to be the focal point of his fucking life. I
wanted to dip my burger in the gravy. I wanted

(24:37):
to dip my fries in the gravy. I wanted to
dip my balls in the gravy. There's no gravy. That's it.
The whole thing was a charade for me to get gravy.
Now you can dip your head in the fucking toilet
and flush it because you ain't getting ship. So he
says to me, I'm gonna give you a credit for
fries and gravy again, I said, you know what, can
I get it? Just give me a credit for twenty bucks?

(24:57):
So I go whatever I want is yeah, you're better off,
So I got a credit. No, they funked up my
word twice. Yea. How hard is it? Fries with cheese
and gravy? Sorry, no, it does not compute, not compute
in my head, I do not understand. You do not
say magic word magic word. Well, you want to hear

(25:20):
about my Jersey fries. Jersey fries. That doesn't have to
do yet. If I ordered Jersey fries and didn't say gravy,
they would come with gravy, right yeah, okayodcast scary and rody? Um,
you wanna do some sound? Also? I have a lot
of things on my phone in my photo gallery, I

(25:43):
have screenshots perfect for an audio podcast. Well done, I'm
gonna I'm gonna read them. Genius. Uh, I would like
it to play the sound I gave you. But I
also want to go over how I got attacked on
Twitter again and I had to I had well, I
had a really bad one and had a fun one
that people were following along and laughing because uh it

(26:04):
was fake customer service. Let Hendie because we have it. Okay, alright,
what's the not the fraud one? What else do they
send you? Do you have to play from your phone?
Because it's that woman from Lenny's Pizza, you know, scary
and iron from benson Hurst, Brooklyn. We are And some
people will say, you guys have a really thick Brooklyn accent. Well,

(26:24):
yea have you if you live in you know, uh, Florida,
we have a very thick New York accent. You live
in Philly, we have a New York accent. We have
Brooklyn accent. But I want you to hear a woman
whose family runs Lenny's Pizza. Pizza is legendary, legendary. John
Travolta is in Saturday Night Fever, very beginning, very very beginning,

(26:46):
walking down the famous eighties six Street in Bensonhurst from
Lenny's Pizza with a slice one on top of the
other and as the Big Staying Alive is playing, right right. Yeah,
and by the way that the pictures still exists it
Lenny's Pizza. You go in there and you can say
it's him which sevest is sevest stallone picture up there

(27:06):
and the okay, yeah, anyway, the pizza is fine. Don't
go to Brooklyn just for the pizza. Like it's fine,
the pieces, Fine, you're gonna go to Brooklyn, go to
the Fara on Avenue J for that. LMS Pomony guards
But LM P's pizzas like solid Brooklyn pizzas. It's pizza,
it's goods pizza, not like it was when I grew
up with Pizza Lennies right now. I mean, I don't

(27:29):
know what happened. A couple of years ago. It went
like the people working there were in Italian and the
pizza was all like all over the place. I think
it's back to being a lot more classic Italian Brooklyn pizza. Anyway.
The the woman who works there, Josephine. And by the way,
I am a big fan of Josephine's. All of a sudden,
she's blowing up on Humans of New York, which is

(27:50):
a big Facebook page. Anyway, I started checking around on Instagram,
and I want you to hear, first of all, how
the people in our neighborhood actually speak. Yeah, like who
didn't get out and get into radio? And then I
want you to hear, so there's there's two words you
can use to describe someone with a lot of nerve.
Well three one is your Jewish she said, have kutzba, right,

(28:11):
Or you could set a couple of different ways. You say, hey,
look at the stones on that guy, or the balls
Fim asked me that, right. Or you could say someone
has a lot of goal right, right, they have goal,
got a pair of balls on them. So I want
you to hear horror and and the words she uses.
And then I'm gonna let it play for a little while.
Well you know, I'm gonna stop it after she says
the word. But here, hold on from where I got

(28:38):
a story for you. So this guy walks in yesterday,
He's like, listen, I gotta use your bed to him.
And know you're like, oh wow. The goals. Yeah, these
are the things that you do when you work with
the public. Okay, the goals, the goals, the balls and
goal and goal and she combined it to goals. So
I want you to hear this woman's story again from
the beginning because I want you to hear listen again.

(28:59):
I love her accent. And by the way, she's not
putting on she's not putting on a voice or an accent.
This is how she really talks in real life. Yeah,
that's right if you think we okay, this is not
an exaggeration. Hey, everybody, it shows from from Winny's piece
and bold WHI I got a story for you. So
this guy walks in yesterday. He's like, listen, I gotta
use your bed to him. I know you're like, oh wow,

(29:20):
the goals. Yeah, these are the things that you do
when you work with the public. Keep watching Ida, you know,
I have the patience of it, Saint. So I'm like,
you gotta use the bathroom, right, it's first door on
your left. So now he's still staring at me. So
I'm looking at him and he's looking at me, and
I'm like, first on your left. It's like it looks

(29:40):
outside the wind, and he was like, my cars outside.
So of course I got patience of the scene, and
I'm giving this guy to benefit of it down. But
in my head, I'm saying all that cars are outside, right,
because when you park your car, you don't bring it in. Sorry,
I didn't know where he was getting. So he's like,
it's the one over there. So I'm like that's great.
You know, my mind's poke down the block. It's nice color.

(30:04):
He's like, can you watch my car. So now this
guy wants to use the bathroom and he wants me
to watch his call. I look at him and then
go go pocket car if you want to use the
bathroom everybody. People are nice, but we ain't gonna do
everything for you. Pretty soon, he's gonna call me on

(30:24):
Sunday and tell me to drive his whole family to church.
I hope you all have a good day and I'll
talk to you soon. Yeah, Josephine, So I'm a big fan. Now,
like Josephine, we should go in there with a recorder.
We should, we should, We should interview it for the show. Absolutely.

(30:44):
Now do we want to talk about the other guy,
the fraud? No? No, no, no, no no, the other
sound I sent you I don't have it, So what
should we No? Okay, well we'll get to him. We
gotta get the guy with a Brooklyn accent next. Oh
yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Um let's do
him next week because we may have a whole other
thing with him. We have so, so before I play

(31:08):
this clip, you guys know the classic um Antibodies commercial
we talked about last week, but oh my, I put
it up on my Instagram. It blew up people. It's
even worse when you watch it. Right when she says, oh, oh, Aunt,
you gotta get Mono montou clak anybody's whatever? Was HEAs
I have COVID? Oh my right, Well you watch the

(31:30):
end of the commercial and she runs off onto the
beach with her dog like I spoke to my aunt.
She'll be fine, and she goes. So people started. So
people posted some very very funny things on my Instagram.
I'm gonna read some of the uh before we play
the audio. I want to. I want to read some
of the things that they said. Oh, and then I
have a guy who cursed on television. Okay, so uh,

(31:53):
let me see. Let's see here we go. Uh she
needs to run to our aunt's house, not to the beach. Uh.
This and Katie Babs had me dying laughing. Please do
the impressions every week. Katie Brabs, Uh, let's see, the
dog is actually a doctor and was telling her what
to say only logical expression that's from Mr trish um

(32:15):
mary An says, how is she even gonna remember? Blah
blah blah blah blah antibodies. I laughed so hard listening
to this last week. Better acting on soap operas. That's
Ethan Robinson. Everyone commented, oh my, um, oh m J Tortorella,
uh with oh my, I was taking my long walk
and I had to find a tree because I almost
peed myself. You guys cracked me up. The way Brody

(32:38):
tore that commercial apart was hilarious. Um. Not only did
she call her doctor now and asked for mono nucleosis,
she wand out in the yard and started watering her deck.
That comes from Nick Edge. That's hilarious. Let's see. Uh oh,
it's great to see the actual thing. What an annoying commercial.
I love the oh my, I'm good to see what

(32:58):
you guys were talking about. Away. Oh the marketing team
should be slapped. Okay. So I thought that was the
worst commercial, the oh my commercial that we would have
for a while. Well, one way I think could be wrong.
There's a commercial that listen that they're not our sponsors.
So I'm gonna it's a commercial. We'll just say it's
on the radio a lot, okay, where we can hear it.

(33:19):
Let's just leave it at that. And it's for insurance fraud.
The guy in the commercial, the father, maybe a worse
actor than the Oh my girl. Alright, so let's let's
play it and listen to his reaction when his wife
suggests they commit insurance fraud and then stop it. You'll
hear it. Alright, family, next stop pizza? Yeah, yeah, pizza

(33:41):
yeah never ready, buckle up everyone. So what everyone think
of the movie? Well? I thought it was pretty good. Yeah.
I thought the popcorn was the best part. Oh, somebody
hit us. Everyone. Okay, I'm fine, I'm fine. He's definitely

(34:04):
at fault. Are you okay, I'm okay? Good? You know what? Hey, hon,
we should take advantage of this and say we were
injured and vilent insurance claim. No we need the money.
No way, we can't do that. That's insurance fraud. Stop
it there, seven up all over again because I didn't
give you a short clip. Oh no oh no oh,

(34:26):
we got hit. I'll play it again, play it again
up to that. It's worth it. And he's got the
worst voice too, he's got like alright, family, next stop
pizzai already buckle up? Everyone, Shut the funk up? Can
you get what you father? The pace four? So what
everyone think of the movie? Well, I thought it was
pretty good. Yeah. I thought the popcorn was the best part. Yeah,

(34:50):
you would, Oh, somebody hit us, hit us? Everyone? Okay, fine,
I'm fine. Man, he's definitely at fault. Are you okay?
I'm okay good. You know what, Hey, hon, we should
take advantage of this and say we were injured and
violent insurance claim. No we need them, No way, we

(35:10):
can't do that. That's insurance fraud. And yeah, mom, that's stealing.
You're a stank shop is everybody? Okay? You can't, honey,
we can't do that. It's insurance fraud. Yeah, what are
you doing? Poorly written? Poor, even worse on family? Hey,

(35:32):
come on, family, right, you know what the daughter should
have said when the car got hit? Oh my, oh my?
Is right? Wow? Wow? That is that is a new
a new level of terrible. That is that is I
gotta I get here again one more time, one more time? Alright, family,

(35:54):
next stop? Amizza? Yeah? Yeah, pizza? Yeah? Ever ready buckle
up everyone. So what everyone think of the movie? Well?
I thought it was pretty good. Yeah, I thought the
popcorn was the best part. Yeah, you would, oh, somebody
hit us? Man? Is everyone okay? I'm fine, I'm fine, man.

(36:18):
He's definitely at fault. Are you okay, I'm okay. You
know what, Hey Han, we should take advantage of this
and say we were injured and violent insurance claim. No
wait wait, oh a line, Oh somebody hit us? Thank you,
Captain obvious? Would you really yell somebody hit us? Says

(36:43):
to him, Hey, Han, we should we should claim that
we were injured. Who says, hey, Han, before you were
talking about a crime you're gonna commit, right kids in
front of the kids, Like, hey, let's take an injury. Listen,
you're married long enough to have two kids old enough
to to talk that like they got be like are
you're married twenty years? You just found out your wife

(37:05):
is a criminal? Like you just like, hey, I have
an idea you thought, you know me, Hey, let's come
in insurance fraud. Hey, kids, the next movie you'll be free.
And he goes, oh oh no, that was that. That
was just like, oh my lions and tigers and bears.

(37:26):
Oh I think next week we'll have the two drops separate. No, honey,
that's insurance froud. I'm gonna talk to you like your
an imcile. Now, don't you know that's insurance fraud? But dad,
we want money. How about that pepperoni pizza, get back
to the pizza. Who goes to the movies, leaves the theater,

(37:49):
walks all the way to the parking lot, gets in
the car, and then says, what did everyone think of
the movie? Nobody? Nobody takes review? What were you talking
about for the last eleven minutes that you walked out
of the minute the movie's over, you go, did you
like that? Yeah? It was cool, right, you saw everyone? Hey, family,
let's go for pizza. I want pepperoni. Shut the funk up. No,

(38:14):
but no, we know what you want. You've been alive
for fifteen years. We know you want pepperoni. Jimmy, We'll
marry whatever your name is. Why don't you wait till
you get to the guy damn restaurant and it's time
to order. That's when you say you want pepperoni. Yeah,
it's not the first thing to think about. Called it.
It's like the only pepperoni pizza that they have. It's
like they're calling I'm calling it. I want pepperoni because

(38:37):
the only one I don't want. I don't want Jimmy
getting his meat ball and sauce. It's like, ye know
he does. I want pepperoni. They were, they're treating they
were trying to recreate what they think the nuclear family,
the nuclear okay family, we're getting in the car. Oh,
it was definitely his fault. First of all, somebody hit

(38:59):
you that guy is gonna go what the fund and
not only yeah, and know that the family is talking
about the movie and pizza the guy. Definitely, it was
definitely that family's fault. Yeah, they were. He wasn't paying attention.
Wasn't pay attention the fucking road. That's what it sounded
like from the cliff, And it was like looking in
the back scene asking was definitely a fault. Responding to
the kids popcorn comment, it looks like it sounds like

(39:22):
he backed out of a spot right, which, by the way,
he shouldn't have pulled back in backwards out of what
was Yeah, he was backed into the spot. He was.
He was the spot packer in her right and he
still didn't see that the car. Definitely, Hey, hey, honey,
love of my life, I'm the mother of your children.

(39:43):
I have idea, right, let's come in insurance fraud. Let's
do that. Yeah, let's go rob the back and kids
that you don't listen to us talk right now, about insurance.
Let's play dead, let's play dead. We got injuries. Oh no,
oh no, with his his his his almost movie trail
a voice in a world. Oh no, no he patch

(40:04):
insurance fraud. That's that's that violates three statue stories. You
know you you know statutes. Rather, you can't. You can't
do that. That's wrong. We go, we go to jail.
I'm surprised that there wasn't a moment when they turned
on the radio and they heard Katie Babs on them. Babs, Hey,

(40:27):
let's put on favorite DJ. It's Katie Babs. Oh man,
we can't come an insurance fraud. I've got COVID. Really.
Have they told you about monochron and they told you
about monos? Have they told you about Monty Python's antibodies?
Have Phenomena told about Holy sh it. By the way,

(40:51):
after we did that bit, I thought of like six
or seven more possible Monty Hall anyway, all right, so
we you know, I had some some fun responses from
past topics. We've got some email and the email bag.
We can go through some of that if you want, yes,
and then I'll read what stuff on my phone before.

(41:11):
But before we get to that, um, I wanted to
mention and I just again briefly spoke about it on
the air today. The Dispo app. Okay, I have an
issue with this thing. Just not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. Uh.
Dispo short for disposable is supposed to mimic your disposable camera.
Oh I thought it was like dis bow right here

(41:33):
this bow? No, you get it into app store again.
Not the clown. No. I was created by David Dobrick.
He does YouTube's and snapchats. He's a funny man, does YouTube's.
He does the YouTube's, thanks Grandpa, right, so uh, because
he also sells stuff on the ebays, the Google's. Yeah,

(41:54):
I'm being deliberate, sorry anyway, so so yeah, So David
Dobrick created it. You know, he's a famous kid, a millionaire,
and then lots of other kids and people follow what
he does and says. So he's crazy. TikTok. He's loving it.
He's promoting the Dispo app. Here's are you right now?
Did you know what it is? Brody though? You know it? Okay,
So here's the here's the concept behind Dispo. You take

(42:16):
pictures through your regular cameras camera phone. Okay, this is
by this is going to be as stupid as the
commercial we just played. All right, you take poss and
every time you every time you click it, you don't
know what the picture looked like. It disappears, And then
it turned to roll the film it turned into a
blurred image. And then nine o'clock tomorrow morning, all the

(42:38):
pictures that you took from tonight will develop in much
the same way that you had to go get them
developed from a one of those you know, you take
the disposable camera, you get him developed like a really
took any camera, take any camera, whatever it was. Can
you imagine having to wait? You have to wait for
your pictures? But it's just does it's a really I'm

(42:59):
trying to grasp what the upside of this? What is
the pros of having the dispo app on your phone
when you cond clearly take seven thousand pictures and make
it more perfect? It wasn't that the whole point of
this technology in life? Yes? I know, but we've come
so far in life where we have video chat and
everybody text messages people and they don't talk on the phone,

(43:19):
right like we've gone back to like telegrams, when we've
got the technology to face talk, you know, like that
was used to be the thing of the future. You'll
be able to see the people you talk to. Right,
that technology came and when nobody uses it. And I'm
not talking about zoom. I'm talking about like face time,
like when you call your friend up unless you have
a phone sex. You know, if I call you scary,
would you ever like just face timing? Like, oh let

(43:41):
me talk to about face Right? You dumbed down the technology.
I mean, I know it's there, but I don't really
use right right, Android love it? Okay anyway, So my
so what I is I'm thinking this sounds like it
sounds retro for people who want to see like the
want to play record albums like records because they want

(44:03):
to recapture the old quality sound and it's it's vintage
and it's cool. Meanwhile, people live through it, like I'm
not playing records again that right. I think this is
like the thing you would use if you were drunk,
like you're out at a bar or whatever. You're like, hey,
let's take pictures of each other. We don't know what
they look like, and we'll post them tomorrow. No matter
what they come out looking like, it'll be great. Right

(44:25):
as a bit for like a couple of weeks. It's
like the face app, remember face app, Like, oh, I'm
making myself look old? All right, now what for a week? Right?
That's what I think this is. I think everyone's gonna
download it because it's like, first of all, it's him.
You'll probably do like a couple of weeks and be like,
oh the every every time a million people download it,

(44:46):
I'm gonna give away a house. Right, He'll give away
some big prize, So then people will download it because
they want to win superprize ship that he does brick house,
it's dough break house. So also, right, I see where
you're going with that. I don't think it said like
I wouldn't. I would never use it because I don't, Okay,
I think yeah, I think it's the same thing I

(45:07):
just said about albums like you and I. It's kidchy.
It's in the style you and I live through taking
a picture and not and then like you go to
get developed a weekly and it's blurry and it sucks. Right,
you never get that moment back, right, So why would
you want to create to that? Why would you want
full time? Why would you want to create moments you're

(45:29):
at with your friends one night and say let's use
the disbo app and you're flying blind and the people
you haven't seen a while. You're taking all these pictures
and then tomorrow morning they don't come out and they
come out blurry. You're dark at this. I got this
new app, scare You're gonna love it. What's called It's
called rollo. Yeah. You use it in your car and
it forces you to crank and roll down your windows

(45:50):
manually with an attachment. You buy the attachment and then
the app makes forces your windows not to work and
you have to roll your windows down like in the
seventies and eighties when you have no money to buy
a car with power windows. How about how about that?
How about that? Well? So also uh outhouse app? It

(46:10):
causes your toilet not to work inside your house. You
have to go out in the woods and pooping in
a box like a little like a shed. That's how
great is that app? It's a great app. I can't wait. Also,
there's another one called the s D app. You know
that is is that the Oh no, we know what
s not STD and not s your own D. There's

(46:33):
no app for that, scary No, The s d app.
You you you sink it on the same WiFi network
as your smart television, and it turns your HDTV into
standard definition square ship picture like you're watching Friends in
the way it was originally on television. How great is that?

(46:53):
How about an app? How about an app where you
can actually go up to your television and you can
actually turn knobs and press buttons to get the channels
to change. How about that? How about that app? You
have to have a box with a wire on it
to control your VCR. It's the VCR app. I get it. Yeah, okay,

(47:17):
so yeah, so so yeah. It's a dumb idea, but
someone's gonna like it for a couple of weeks. Oh
my god, Susie, did you get the app of dough
breakers gays and they're gonna have TikTok accounts and can
show the pictures? Oh my god, it was so messed up.
Look at bad this picture is? Okay, Greg, you took
a bad picture? I get it. Okay, it's good. Yeah, okay. Uh.
Speaking of technology, can I talk to you about the

(47:39):
the app? I'm gonna talk to you about the piece
of equipment in your home that Amazon makes with the
female name a L e x A. So I I
made a playlist a you two playlist? Love you too?
Alright ie YouTube? I love you too scary. I know
I'm a big What song would you put number one

(48:01):
on your YouTube playlist? Oh? Number one? Logical order my album?
Do you put? You make a playlist and you know
what do you like? I always put it in the
order of the songs I like. So probably um with
it without you or where the Streets have no Name?
Would the great album will be from the Joshua Tree
Joshua songs? And I still haven't found what I'm looking for?

(48:22):
All that was like the perfect album right there. That's
a great album. That's one of two songs at the
end I don't care for, but it's a great album.
I do like thing should have been on the albums
were just think Yeah, blue blue Eyed Boy meets Brown
Eyed Girl. Oh, it's a great song. Okay for me?
It be Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses? I think

(48:45):
that's from the that's from the next album, Baby Tongue.
Baby wasn't Rattling Hum. Next Rattling Hum came after right, Well,
Rattling Hum was right right. It was like an EP
that came right after, and then after Joshua Tree major
release studio release after that was tou Yeah. But then
there's two albums I don't like it all, Sue Rope
and pop Pop, terrible albums. I can't Yeah, I was okay.

(49:10):
So I want the piece of equipment in my in
in uh in my room to to play the playlist right.
So I say, hey, play my uh YouTube playlist right?
Uh on her radio playing YouTube? Oh no, no, Alex

(49:36):
that that person? Uh play my you tune. I'm sorry,
there seems to be some problem play my YouTube playlist
playing YouTube? Play my you two playlist? So this is
there's no say did you have to get it exactly?

(49:59):
Did you get it? Did you? But what is your
pronuncia something? Hey, b play my you two playlist. There's
a certain cadence. But if you go too slower, too fast,
she freaks out and says, there's a problem. You can't
do that right, or she plays YouTube for me YouTube right? Can't?

(50:19):
So part of me wants to just change the playlist
to like, you know, meat loaf or like not me loaf,
like spaghetti playlist right? Just so she plays the damn playlist.
But I don't want to call it that. I want
to be able to look so Okay, So I tweeted
at on Twitter, which is their help desk, and I said, Hey,

(50:40):
it's nearly impossible to get you know who to play
my YouTube playlist. He's just either she thinks I'm saying
YouTube or she says something went wrong. You have to
space out the you and the two perfectly at the
exact speed. Otherwise it takes you twenty minutes to set
the damn along. We'll get it to play the playlist.
That has to be a known problem. That like, they
have to have had that before, because scary a year ago,

(51:00):
I told you that won't say vagina, she'll say penis.
She won't say vagina. Okay, has that been rectified? Has
not been rectified? No, So Amazon helped writes me back.
Thanks for reaching out. We have forwarded your feedback to
our developmental development team, Dash Alexander m. Now, first of all,

(51:26):
the development team, the top notch guys at at Amazon,
the ones that just built a rocket that's going to
space with Jeff Basils, none of them are fans of
you two. None of them have tried to play their
YouTube playlist on I Heart or Spotify, like none of them. Okay.
So then so then I saw I go Alexander. Really

(51:49):
I'm calling about like the it's a l E x
and his name is Alexander. That's not too much of
a coincidence. So I right back, thanks quote Alexander unquote,
and they're right back, You're welcome, dash Shoshank, meaning that
guy was Alexander, and that's Shoshank responding. No, My point

(52:12):
was Shoshank was responding and saying he was Alexander. I
called this bluff. I was like, come on, your name
is an Alexander unquote, and so he wrote back, you're welcome, Shoshank. Now,
I don't know if like Shoshank, I don't want to
make fun of someone's name, right, but like, is that
like it sounds like chang right, it sounds like I

(52:34):
think maybe Brodie, you have your solution, and I think
you should name it the Shoshank playlist. I think I
may do that just in honor of Shank. May name
it playlist. Hey, yeah, play playlist. See what was See
what she does? So yeah, break cute. Well I got
some email for you, and then yeah, we got some stuff.

(52:55):
We gotta give some love. Oh yeah, we got to
talk about friends Slice, and I want to talk about
your post. Yeah yeah, I show you pizza post. Well,
I got a good story and and a and a
a watwah story from from Slice in a good way.
But it's that's too good. That sounds like it's mail time. Welcome.

(53:18):
We need a better stager. If you want to, we
can writing some classic Yes, I have to interrupt him. Sorry,
it's just who I am. You know the Serial Killers
podcast Scott with Scotty be and Andrew. Scottie and Andrew.
They do a great job of reviewing serials every week.
It's funny. They don't like each other. Sometimes they pick

(53:39):
on each other. It sounds it sounds like us, right,
So they started selling candles like our friends calling Marie
and Anthony from a company called wax Cabin, not a
sponsor of us yet. So first of all, scary, I
do you think like people would buy our candles if
we picked out the sense and they sink, like if
I made like sausage pizza when people buy that candle,
I would say, so, right, what would yours be? Garlic breath?

(54:01):
What would you do? Definitely garlic? Yeah, golic? Right, So anyway,
Uh should be grape soda. Oh yeah, grape candle. We good. Yeah,
then people would just take it without paying for it,
even if they were justified. Okay, So I wrote them
two songs for like they wanted, like a wax cabin song,
like to to promote the candles being sold. So I

(54:23):
wrote them too with the discount code. Everything music ran out.
Damn it, It's okay. The Wax Candle company made videos
to go along with the song parodies I wrote for
the Serial Kills podcast. Cool. I've never had somebody, well,
this is only the second time that someone's done a
video of one of my work. We're gonna be We're
definitely going to be looking into that. We'll see. So
my point, my point is, uh, I said a couple

(54:46):
of weeks ago that there was a podcast slightly ripping
us off, and so after we do email, I want
to talk about how we're getting ripped off. And by
the way, okay, so we have we have the best
merch people in the business, that the best. The this
company is amazing. They've been such a pleasure to work with.
I know you slices. You guys have gotten your ship
really quickly. I mean they say four to six weeks

(55:08):
and then lots of times boom, it's there, like in
a day or two, they are on it. We've seen
them process these orders. Okay, but I will say one thing,
bro and then when this is behind the scenes moment,
I'm gonna pull back the curtain. Brodie and I have
been debating him on would eight pizza cutter as a

(55:31):
piece of merch be successful or unsuccessful? Now he is
the marketing guru, big genius, and he's been grade at
everything he suggested thus far. But he he gave us
a little pushback when we when Brodie and I just
went to him like, we really want to design a
Brooke and Boy's pizza cutter. We think it will be
perfect for the slices, and he's like, I don't know.

(55:52):
It could be a high price point because they cost
a lot to make and we want to make it quality.
Gotta buy a lot. I'm gonna buy a lot of
them to bring it right. So we just want a
general feeling. We don't throw it out there. This is
kind of informal. I don't know how you could get
in touch with us. Maybe um, well, you could tweet
Scary and by the way. Um, a lot of people
lately have been tweeting me and the Brooklyn Boys and

(56:13):
leaving Scary off. Uh, Scary checks at Scary Jones more
than he checks at the Brooklyn I do not check
the at the Brooklyn Boys very often. I check at
Scary Jones. Well maybe they talk about my back and when,
which case leaves me on. Look, tweeting at the Brooklyn
Boys helps us grow our podcast. But if you want
to a quicker response from Scary, please attach him to
your tweets. Thank you, public, it's going unnoticed. Uh well

(56:34):
I'll say this so yeah, So what we want to
know is how many of you would actually buy a
pizza cutter and legit buy it, not like in theory
it's cute. Yeah, I'll go to the page. Maybe I'll
put it in my cart and then I'll walk away. No,
not that like actually physically purchased purchase it. And secondly,
how much would you pay for pizza cutter? What is

(56:55):
the most you would pay for? And how much pizza
would would a pizza cutter cut off? A pizza cutter
could cut pizza, good cut pizza, right? All right, Well,
we're just doing to throw that out there. It's informal, uh,
because we are going back and forth with our merch guy.
He thinks he you know, he knows that he's been
he's been right about everything else he has, which is
why we haven't really fought him on it, because like
he's number one. Number one selling item right now is
our Grammar Police shirt. That's the Yeah, I mean the

(57:19):
Chinese menu Ala Brody doing very well, but Grammar Police
number one right now. The Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail
dot com. That's our email. You can get in touch
with us there. John Mercado writes, Hey, guys, I started
an episode one sixty two months ago and I'm currently
an episode. Love it. Listen to you guys on my
two hour round trip commute. Also got some people at
work starting to listen and as well. Yes, is that

(57:42):
a two hour total? Like one hour each way or
that two hours each way? I don't know. Anyway. By
the way, definitely spread the word about the Brooken Boys.
Don't keep us to yourselves. Tell everybody like John did. Anyway,
keep up the great work. Hashtag Boogie bastard okay b
o O G I E is Boogie. So I think
maybe he thinks you pick your nose a lot. All right, No,

(58:04):
it's it's b o U g I E bougie. Uh
love you guys, many blessings you fuck use. That's John
from South Jersey. Appreciate you, Um, April Bean? How about
this one? My husband? Yeah, Bara, I don't know, could
be or works for Goya. My husband and I listened

(58:24):
regularly and are huge fans of the show. This is
my first time emailing, but we are constantly taking pics
of random grammar police signs we that we need to send.
I can officially say we became become the proud parents
of your smallest and newest slice. Um. I happened to
be wearing my Brooklyn Boys merch when we took him
home from the hospital. Brodie, you may or may not

(58:48):
appreciate baby slice. Ye, little slice, little crumb, Little crumb,
will tell me what you want, what you really really want.
Our son will be called Brodie. His formal name is Broderick.
We had a hard time with names and kept circling back. Brody,
by the way, has always been on our list, and
this was a way to be able to call him

(59:08):
Brody but still sort of match my older son's name two,
which is Maverick. So it's Maverick and Broderick and Matt
and Broderick is Brody so uh and no scary. So far,
my Brody hasn't gotten any free dessert. He also just
so happens to be a very easy going baby thus far,
knock on wood. And then she includes say that's because

(59:31):
of me though, right, they just happened to name the
kid brought Oh my god, it's a picture with dad
with with the Brookn Boys tea. And but they're not
saying that that's because it makes I don't know. No,
that Brody, as she said, was on the list the
whole time. And now, when you were a kid, did
you ever think about being famous? No? Uh not really

(59:52):
wasn't a dream. So I don't know when I thought
about it, but I used to think about like if
I ever got famous, And I don't think it was
when I was in radio. I think it was maybe
when I started writing comedy, you know, small time, and
I thought like maybe Brody wouldn't be like a Hollywood
star name right, Like there was like, um, what's his name,

(01:00:13):
the actor Brodydian Brody, Adam Brody, right, uh, Brody Brodie
Jenner Brodie wasn't a very popular name twenty five years ago, right,
And so I thought, what would I change it to
if I was going to change my name. If they said,
you know, Brodie is not like a show business name,
I thought, because Matthew Broderick. I thought, well, I maybe

(01:00:35):
changed my name to Broderick, but spell it with a y,
so would be like Brody Rick. So I would I
would sign my name the normal way and then just
add Rick to the end. Yeah. So it's funny. It's
a coincidence, not ironic. It's a coincidence that they are
Broderick calling him Brody. I was gonna call myself Broderick
and I am Brody and b So there you go.

(01:00:58):
Michelle Mayer writes, uh at side one seventy four, recently
started listening to your podcast, and oh my god, you
are freaking hysterical. I've always loved Scary on The Big Show,
and the times that I've heard Brodie on The Big Show,
I thought he was funny. I just didn't realize how
funny he is. Holy crap caught up now, and I'm
all kind of sad about it. I listened to episode

(01:01:19):
one seventy four the other night, and when Berdie started
talking about his Chipotle experience, I was in tears. My
Chipotle here in Warrington, Pennsylvania, right outside Philly is the
exact same way. Couldn't stop laughing too much to relate,
to have to order on the fucking app, wait forever
for the food, food all over the floor, and then
you end up with a screwed up order when you

(01:01:40):
get home. The woman with rice in her hair, I
was dying, so thank you. Yeah. Well, let me say this.
I guess it's a corporate mandate, right, So one is
behaving that way. They all have to act the same way.
So that's why she's probably getting a similar experience. Um,
and this is a serious one. I don't know if

(01:02:01):
they want to. Okay, your podcast eased my anxiety. You
fellow Brooklyn Knights. I do not favor one over your
other year, so I won't place your names. Born and
raised in Brooklyn, home of rolling Rose Dirt, that's our
favorite ros. I was then so glad my friend Rebecca
introduced me to your podcast. You know Rebecca, she was
the one who was being jerked by the hotels dot

(01:02:22):
Com a few episodes back. Anyway, during COVID. I was
just as crazy as Brody with all the safety measures
and steering clear of people. Get your corona ass away
from the mentality. My anxiety was out of control and
I was scared to leave my safety bubble. Okay, Brodie,
Brodie's coming out a little bit um. Two months ago,
I returned to work and it was terrifying being around people.

(01:02:43):
First week, I was ready to quit after somebody asked
me why do we need to wear a mask if
we were all family. I was ready to walk out
and tell my employer I was not ready to be
around stupidity. Yet the list goes on. I've witnessed a
lot returning to work. Uh started listening to your podcast
because I wanted to see your take on COVID and
hearing Brody share the same views was very therapeutic for me.

(01:03:06):
After many laughs, I'm finally caught up and I'm going
to start from episode zero because I clearly missed out
on so many of these rants and I like to
bitch as well. Thank you for easing my anxieties. Thank you.
You can't wait to hear more of the book, and boys,
You're newest Slice for Life. Jenny from the block, so
she does want to be identified. Thank you, Jenny. That
was very very nice. Uh yeah, a lot of people

(01:03:27):
can relate there, Brodie, who can relate? Who? Yeah? We
also have some funny audio from the crank anchors here.
Do I dare download this MP three? Is it gonna
give me a virus? Do we need to hear prank
phone calls from other people? I don't know what that is?
This is an exerpt? Oh okay, and then mind yes,
screw it and egg exerpt all right back to you.

(01:03:48):
Did you say to me? Did you want to say something? Yeah,
I'm gonna judge find some of the someone wanted to
correct you. This is an important one. I want to
hang up on them. Um, this is from Daniel. Are
you on something? You're my minutemate? Ma named the movie?
I don't know, come on, I don't know it Karate

(01:04:10):
Kid anyway, the first one, the first one with Pat
Barta and who's in it anyway? Anyway? So Daniel wrote
to our Facebook page on the brook and Boys, you know,
and sent a little message to that say, hey, guys,
Slice for Life here. Wanted to correct Brody on something
that he said in the most recent episode. I worked
for T s A for four years now. The only

(01:04:33):
thing we x ray our bags. When you step into
the body scanner, you're not being x rayed. We don't
see anything on that screen. I'm not sure about other countries,
but for here in America, we don't see anything. You
can look at the screen yourself once you pass through
the scanner, so unless you lay yourself on the belt
right alongside your bag, you're not being X rayed. Years ago,

(01:04:55):
not sure exactly how many, definitely ten. We used to
have machines I did, in fact x ray and officers
inside of a room so that they couldn't oh, they
couldn't see the actual passengers. They could in fact see everything.
But those machines are long gone. So hit the jingle
Brodie is wrong, Brodie is wrong. I like my listen.

(01:05:19):
You can't vouch for every machine in the country. So also,
maybe ten years ago whatever, I'm just saying, it was
a time where I felt they were X raying me.
So if they don't do it now, that's great. I'll
take the wrong I'll take the locale. Finally, what up
brothers from John Melendez. Just want to say thanks for
an amazing podcast. Been listening to this episode zero uh,
and I have to say the train is still going,

(01:05:40):
momentum hasn't stopped, and it just keeps getting better. Scary.
The invite stands. Brodie will video call you. He wants
me in his pool. This guy just kidding. You can
come to I'll have your diet coke no ice for
you and two on the rocks for scary. Thank you.
Class will be better though, I can't wait for next episodes.
They say Brody missed you on the last couple of

(01:06:01):
fifteen minute podcast. Lad you're back your brother from another mother? DJ.
Bring it all right? Can I read somethinghiw go for
it all right? So this comes to us from Brian Cotter.
He sent us up before. There's a sign on his
gas pump looks like a shell station due to fuel
lot to fuel pipeline closed and fuel supply slowing down.

(01:06:25):
Limit thirty dollars d o do to fuel pipeline closed
and fuel supplies slowing down. Limit third dollars gas. So
just mayhem there with the English language. This was sent
in from Snoop Petty Pog. It's up, Reggie. Uh. This
was a sign on the back of a soda tower
in a restaurant. Let me see what restaurant. This was

(01:06:47):
the ground Police. Yep, ground Police. I'll give you. I'll
throw you the jingle. All right, jump aro, I'm gonna
jump around. I was changing Gralice Police, Pramer Police Police.
The Grammar Police are here. Yeah. By the way, best

(01:07:08):
selling shirt on Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartail dot com.
That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com. Thank you.
The sign said sorry, no milkshakes at the moment we
apologists for the unconvinced machine down from maintains. You can't
argue with that. You can't argue with that. Amish A k.

(01:07:29):
A M. Seven thirty one made his first purchase at
the merch store. He bought the Grammar Police shirt, sent
us a picture wearing it. Uh justin the kick low Uh.
Sent us more pictures of more shirts he's bought. Look
great Grammar police shirt. He's got the entire store at
his house. I think he's got the Chinese menu shirts.
Thank you? Was that that Grand Will you have another

(01:07:50):
Grand Police? Because I have a Grand Police. While we're
on the topic, you go ahead. I'm going through a
whole bunch of Emily Howman sent us this one. From
patch dot com in Talland, Connecticut, Old Post Road was
shipped down to one lane and drivers who were being
cautia to avoid the area because of the ship. Thank
you shut down to one lane. I appreciate that. That

(01:08:13):
was very funny. Get back to you, Okay, let's see
I'll talk about that that. Oh. I was selling something
on eBay, right, and you know how eBay works. He
put up the price you want and you hope people
bid that amount or more. So. I was selling something.
I'm not gonna tell you what it was, but it

(01:08:35):
was blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, new in
box with tags. Okay. They wrote back. This person wrote
me and said, how much would you like to sell
this for? And is it a new m Okay? I
think how much I would sell for a million dollars? Right,
that's how much I would I would love to sell

(01:08:55):
for that. You're not gonna hagle me on eBay. The
prices right, the prices right there. There's no crying in baseball,
there's no haggling on eBay. You pay that whatever it was.
I was asking seventy seven dollars and is it? I said,
new in box with tags, Well is it? Is it
new in box with tags? But not? Is new you? No? Okay,

(01:09:19):
Nicholas Young and the Nick of Time, who thanked me
for mentioning him the last time. I'm watching nine one
one lone Star to night and they just called for
personnel to move to the I c U Unit week.
But yeah, um, let's see we have a huge grammar police.
Somebody said something. Uh they said it's oh they texted

(01:09:40):
in that something was all for not. Oh no, it
was on you know what it was. It was someone
on the sports radio show I've mentioned before. They said,
he said it's all for not. But it wasn't the
two guys I love. It was the guy who comes
on before them who once also said pop and circumstance.

(01:10:02):
So he said it's all for not. Um, let's see.
Oh uh, Jake Word sent me from Trader Joe's pictures
of dill pickle mustard your favorite. Yeah, he said, I
knew you'd love this, brody, dill, pickle and mustard all

(01:10:25):
you're all three, all three together. That yeah. Uh. This
person texted in something that Greg T said. Greg T
was on our show for our anniversary show a couple
of weeks ago, right, and uh, so the text is
after you said the information about Greg T being on
your show. No, it was after Gregg T was on. Right,
So they said, I switched to Gregg T during the

(01:10:47):
commercial break on his radio station, and he said, thank
you for listening to us. I know you could listen
to those bigger, better radio stations in New York. What
you choose us, so thank you for listening. That was
a lamb to himself. Didn't even know it, right, Oh god.
Oh by the way, special shout out to Sydney White.

(01:11:08):
She's a huge accomplishment. She's the She is the best
slice in the pie this week, Brodie, She's the slice
of the week. She because basically Paul Hickey, her boyfriend, uh,
convinced her on March three. On March three to start
listening to the Brooklyn Boys. She started from episode zero
and I'm pleased to let you know that as of May,

(01:11:32):
she is completely caught up quick work. If you ask me,
she's very appreciative. If she shouts so thank you, that's
from Paul from Hampden, Connecticut. Sydney, we love you, But
attention to your boyfriend. Will you Eavy Barcelona Baby twelve says,
I'm watching the Billboard Music Awards and they're presenting top
rock Artists, and I can't help but wonder thinks of us?

(01:11:58):
So funny been Gun only you have the clip? Yeah, yeah,
I have it. This is what you said before. Thoughts
on the nominations. All right, you know how Five Finger
Death Punch are nominated for Billboard Music Award for Rock Artists.
I didn't know who else was nominated, so I went
and looked, and this makes little to no sense. What

(01:12:21):
do you expect from the Billboard Music Awards. The only
other band that makes sense in this category is a
C d C. Otherwise you have twenty one Pilots and
Machine Gun Kelly. They are not rock artists people, Oh man,
what are they? Oh? Pray that Five Finger Death Punch
takes this one home to show the real rockers rocker.

(01:12:42):
Let's play some of them right now. My name is
Katy Babbs, and thanks for hanging what I'm hot? So
I got a gig. There's no way mg K is
gonna win, not a shot. Guess what he won, Satibody
apps apps? Wow? Oh my god? All right, well listen, um,

(01:13:03):
we're talking about Slice earlier. This has become a culture.
This is this couldn't have been a better partner for us,
because we find ourselves ordering several times a week. They say,
they say, why don't you order before your podcast? I
did that today. Guess what you did that today? But
I did three or four times during the week. We're
not even recording your podcast. This is my second time.

(01:13:24):
It's just a go to natural thing for us. And
you'll be realizing, uh quick enough why they're so awesome.
And that's because they save the little guy money. You know.
They spence fifty million dollars for these local a flat
rate to the pizza places. You order from a small
flat rate as opposed to thirty of a huge order.

(01:13:46):
They don't take advantage of the places that can't afford
drivers and technology. They give them a technology by getting
them all on on on their service. And I placed
another order tonight. I put in what I didn't want,
I put in what I wanted how I wanted it.
It was perfect again. And I've talked to me on
the phone, I didn't talk to anyone. I sat in
my car, opened up Slice, placed the order from a

(01:14:08):
local place boom and they were posted the post the
picture on my instance story right, fifteen thousand local pizza
shops around the country, so chances are the one on
your corner or in your neighborhood. They're part of that
Slice network. And and basically they're looking out for small
businesses because you know, each place can't have their own app.
And and right now, if you use code Brooklyn on

(01:14:29):
your first order, they'll give you five dollars off. And
each time you order, you're earning pizza points. You earn eight,
you get a free pie. And don't forget what we
told you last week. Get out your old phones, download
the apps, get your friends, your wife, your kids, your husband.
Do it up there now going to the movies with
the whole family. Don't drive to the pizza place because
you get in a car accident like those last people,

(01:14:51):
just have a right And oh, by the time you're
listening to this, I don't know if it's June eleventh yet,
And maybe today I might have been tomorrow, tomorrow, yesterday.
Pizza's birthday is General Day of Pizza. Apparently, pizza was
born on eighty nine. Rafael Esposito created the first pie
for Queen Margharita of Savoy. The mark that's where the

(01:15:12):
margharita comes from. There you go. Now, some people would
argue that pizza was created in Asia years before that,
But I'm telling you, according to the records that I
have eight nine. So why don't you celebrate by ordering
and signing up to Slice did, the largest network of
independent pizzerias in the country. More info is at Slice

(01:15:33):
life dot com, and of course you can also follow
them that Slice. Yeah, download it, open it up, use it,
say five dollars on your first order, Slap it, rub
it down. Oh, nost scary, It's scary. You know when
you count on places, you count on the things in
your life, the stores to be there when you need them,
and to have things in the locations where you can

(01:15:54):
find them. Yes, well, the shopping strip near my house, Target,
Home Depot in Bed, Bath and beyond have all decided,
much like your apartment building, your high rise, they're gonna
renovate all summer and move everything around. So in Target,
the dog food is no longer by the cleaning supplies.
It's in the back by the pool supplies and the

(01:16:16):
automotive equipment and the and the patio furniture. Is this
the stuff that keeps you up? At night. Well, he
used to just go in and make a left and
dog foods right there. Home depot has changed. Everything can't
find I used to have that store memorized. Now you
walk in, nothing is where it used to be. Bed,
bath and beyond, mayhem. The bed is by the bath,

(01:16:37):
the bath is by the beyond. It's craziness. You can't
find anything. Well, I thought it couldn't get worse. I'm
driving up, I'm driving up the shopping uh parkway there. Hm,
my Taco Bell, scary my not the ones I've complained about.
My Taco Bell closed for renovations. Forst of all the

(01:17:01):
time you go there for the drive through, right, who
goes there for fine dining? Sits down and eats? Not
a lot of people. This is not a neighborhood walk
by Taco Bell. This is a busy street, busy road.
Uh you know, multi lane road. Uh, Taco Bell, Get in,
get out, get in, get out. So they're renovating it. Listen.

(01:17:21):
I'm sure it's gonna look nice when they're all done.
But Taco, the beauty of Taco Bell. Just give me
some meat, throw some some liquid cheese on it, wrap
it and something I like I'm out of there. I
don't need fancy, I don't you don't have to have napkins.
I'll use my sleeve. I just want my taco Bell.
So now my Taco bell is closed for renovations. Uh,

(01:17:43):
they might be redoing the takeout, so you go in
the other you go in there. They're reversing it because
the way it is now it backs up into the
parking lot. Well, they're gonna make it the other way,
I think, so it backs up into the entrance area, right,
So maybe it makes more sense to do it that
way that they're gonna move them to try it after trial,
you know, trial and error. They must have had complaints

(01:18:03):
or they must have seen over the years that the
flow would be better if they take the time out,
do the renovations, and then reorganize, and then you'll you'll
get used to it. It's devastating. It's devastating because my
entire street is complete. Because listen, if you had, if
you had messed up my target and then closed my
Taco Bell, I'd be like, you know what, I'll go
to home DEEPO. I'm good. If you had if you

(01:18:24):
had done my home deepot would be like, all right,
Taco Bell. Hume deepot, I'm gonna go to bed Beth
and beyond. I'm good all four of them, the big four,
the Big four are done right now done. They're unshoppable.
So I so, my kid says to me over the weekend, Hey,
I really want Taco Bell because I raised them, right,
I get it. Love Taco Bell. So I have to
go to the other Taco Bell. The other Taco Bell,

(01:18:45):
I mean down the hill in the other direction, not
near my shopping area. And uh so, and when I
go to very infrequently, so I use the app to
place the order. I go to the Taco Bell. You
get to the window. Now used to be when the
first came out. I think I told you this. You
could hit the order and go make it now. Then
when you got there it was ready. Now they don't

(01:19:05):
start making until you get there, so your food is
not cold. I guess. Okay. So I get to I say,
mobile order for David. Okay, no problem, pull up now scary.
There were four cars behind me. There were no cause
in front of me. Okay, so I said great. So
I pulled around to the window and the woman slides
the door open the window and she says doesn't say

(01:19:26):
anything to me. She just stares at me for like
eight seconds. I don't know what she's I don't know.
I don't know what's going on. So then she says,
are you the next person? Well, well obviously, because yes,
I'm next. Like there's not multiple lines, there's only one
card to me, I'm next. I didn't know how to
answer her, so I said, well, yeah, I mean I'm yeah.

(01:19:51):
So she says, did you order four being burritos? No? No,
I ordered the mobile order. I go. I just talked
to you, said drive up. I drove up on the
next car. Oh oh, they processed you orders out of order.
So she says, well, your order is not ready yet,
do you. So? Now this is the kind of drive

(01:20:11):
through where there's no like, the lane isn't wide enough
to pull over. So she says, well, do you mind
pulling back around and getting back on the end of
the line. So I said no, I do mind because
there's like eight cars behind me. Now, I just said
mobile order for David. You said no problem, So I said, wait,

(01:20:31):
you want me to pull So she says uh oh um,
oh uh. She closes the window and she says, I
need a mobile order for day. But let's go chop chop,
Let's go right, it's busy, scary. Twenty seconds later she goes.
He goes, sir, I didn't know or anything like to

(01:20:55):
fancy a microwave, but it was. It was just like,
are you next? I don't know. I answer that, are
you next? Well, there's nobody else here. I didn't I
didn't cut in front of somebody. This it's a one
lane road. So alright, well come in on a happy note.
This is something I was. We talked about they didn't
get your opinion on the Big Show, and I really

(01:21:16):
thought I didn't. I didn't know. The Morning Show thought
I was crazy when I said that, I'm a grown
ass man. I went up to Beak in New York
last week and I was, which is you know? I
went to a cat cafe where I could hang and
play with cats. And for our Pokeepsie affiliate, Yeah, pokeepsiem

(01:21:37):
I was doing a charity event. We did a stuff
the bus by the way google Pokeepsie. New York. First
of all, a beautiful town, but when you see the
way Poughkeepsie is spelled, your head's gonna explode. So we
did we did something in Newburgh, So we were in
in uh, Duchess count I'm sorry with the Orange County.
Sorry by the way, Orange County, No, do not confuse
Orange and Duchess. There across Newburg Bridge from another but

(01:22:01):
Keepsie affiliate which is in Duchess, Okay. Um, they did.
We did a food drive. It was it went really well,
by the way, so many people. I realized that the
people that that have the least give the most. Uh,
just an outpouring of love and support for canned food drive.

(01:22:21):
We did it at a local stop and shop up
there and uh, that was in Newburgh in the on
the Orange County side, Okay. And then across the New
Brig Bridge is is Beak in New York. That's where
there was where I was staying at the Roundhouse Hotel.
Did not give me a discount, but I'll shout him
out anyway because it's beautiful wedding venue and wonderful. Question
for canned food drives are wonderful you give people who

(01:22:42):
don't have full right. I have a question. Does anyone
ever donate can openers? Huh? You know something I don't
think they do. What are you doing? You're giving food?
Like you know people who are unfortunately, uh doing money.
They can't and they can't open half the cans. What
if they don't have to pull abbs? What if they can't? Right,
you know, that's a very great point. That's what you

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do if you have you know that like triangle thing
that like when you pop open a cannon tomato juice,
you make the two in the front one and the back.
You make that thing. Yeah, what if that's all you
have and you have to eat like the corn, you
have to shake it out of the can? Well, like
what if it's like chicken noodle soup, You're like you
get soup out. Yeah, Well that's a great that's a

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great point. Maybe maybe people should donate can openers as well.
I feel like, yeah, even an electric can openers. These
people deserve better than just can't opener. Can let you
can't openers. Yeah. So in my downtime, I was I
was walking through the beautiful town of Beacon, charming little town. Sponsor,
no sponsor. If they want to spend they want to
do Brooklyn Boys Weekend in Beacon. I have a promotion

(01:23:46):
idea for you guys. You know he's passing up money,
will be the Beacon Boys for the Beacon Boys. Sorry,
I love it so so I went to a we
can be had by the way, Oh, absolutely, we can
be bought. Uh you know, you know you think about
it for a second. Um, I love you know I
love kittens. You know my affection, my efficient. I'm sorry,
I am a I have you have an affinity, affinity

(01:24:10):
or an affection? You like cat? You just like cats?
And I started, I like I like cats. Yeah, so
I walked into I walked into the cat. I've known
you twenty five years roughly. I've never heard you say
you like cats. Oh, come on you. Everyone knows me
that I love cats. Everyone knows slices have And if
you ever heard Scary mentioned cats, I love cats. I
talk about it on the Big Show all the time.
I love kittens. I love cats. I know you love cats. Deli.

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I've always wanted why that certainly shows I got a
spare tire for a stomach. So the thing is the question, Scary,
What's my question is? And I said this to the
Big Show, and I posed this on the air. We
even got took a phone call on it. Do you
think that it's okay for a grown ass man by
himself to walk into a cat cafe and uh, play
with the cats, find little cats for an hour or so. Okay,

(01:24:54):
now I'll say this. You know what I'm saying. You
get the child World shirt on at the same time
you're findling the cats by yourself. So my question was
kind of grown, ask man, do this? I said no.
In my own head, I'm like, yeah, it's probably inappropriate,
and I didn't have that face and I walked away.
Now I pose this to the morning show, and everyone
said that I was crazy. They said, how how could

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you even you know? Everyone on the show said scary.
You know, you're in your own head. People are not
judging you. People are not secretly looking at you say
well that's the call we needed, or that's the person
just a stereotype at you every possible right to justify,
to justify the you know of a phone call came
in today and even that person said that is nothing

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wrong with it. So I'm like, I'm like looking for
someone like yourself, Brodie, to be like, am I crazy here?
Because a guy text in it was a big burly
man with a beard. I'm straight and I love hanging
out at cat caface, So that was him. Saying it
he felt the need to. What's your honest opinion? Though?
Am I crazy? I have my mind to think that
I'm nuts for, you know, for going to think you're nuts?

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And my am I out of my mind for want
for for stopping myself from going into the cat cafe? No,
I I don't think. But here's the thing. I don't
think you would put pictures of yourself on instant story
like playing with the cats? Would you? Probably not. I mean, listen,
You've done more embarrassing things than go into a cat cafe.

(01:26:21):
Some of your dances with with DJs and shirtless guys
at pool side I would never have posted, and you did,
so I think I think cat cafe? You have a catucino?
That all right? Uh uh? You know what? I would
bring a girlfriend? Well, that's it. Last time I went
to a cat cafe, it was with my girlfriend. It

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was in the Lowery's side in the city, and we
had a great time. We hung out for an hour
and we were playing with the kiddies. And I'm not
saying bring your girlfriend, so you look straight. I'm saying
bring your girlfriend because you should have someone to go
with you, and I know she likes cats. I just
didn't know you like cats. Oh I do. But that's
not the point. The point is kind of grown ass
man going by himself versus of all you're barely a
grown ass man. You're you're, you're, you're a big kid

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like I am. I think you can go into a
cat cafe. I just wouldn't go and wearing a trench coat,
you know, like a child World shirt, Child World t shirt.
I think you have to prepare what you're wearing. I
wouldn't wear a boat tie either. I would wear like
a normal you know, normal clothes and go in and
oh I just love the cats, and I come here
for you, tell me come in there for the pastries
or whatever. But if you want cats crawling around and

(01:27:24):
that's that litter box smell and then like they're asked
in your face when you're trying to eat your Danish,
I mean, whatever you're into, you know, i'd rather go to.
I'd rather go to like a pooch pallor and have
dogs running around. That would be better with that. I'm
a more of a dog person, all right. But if
you like cats, you know, I wouldn't go with you.
But um, you know, would you wouldn't you would enjoy me. No,

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if you wanted to buy a mistake dinner at a
cat club, I wouldn't go with you. No no, no,
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no, no no no. All right. You
know what those seriously slice five dollars off you? First
word a code word, you fund the eyes, No edits

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colde word Brookland