#199: Are You A Reciprosexual?

#199: Skeery is bashful about being chosen to be an on camera reporter on the red carpet of an upcoming event; Brody drained his car battery and needed help in a shopping center parking lot; The boys discuss what Spotify says is their most listened to artists, songs, and genres of 2021 and Skeery's not buying it; Brody thinks that only Jewish people eat Jewish food...until he steal's someone's babka; What even is a reciprosexual?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, Brooklyn buys
dat Up. They're making noise data up. Episode one. So
close it's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'm scary. That's brody.

(00:22):
We are. We're inching ever so closer to a non
event because we don't have anything up our sleeves. I
mean we we we may have a surprise guest. We
we do. Yeah, we spoke to him a few minutes ago.
Maybe available, but you know it's not gonna be you know,
Michael Rappaport, Although that would be great if he checked in. No,

(00:46):
but you know what, he should come on. And by
the way, can we talk about Michael rapport We can
always talk about Michael rab I told you something last
night and you're like no, I'm like, yeah, yeah. Michael
Rappaport is capitalizing on David Brodie's um you know something
that Brodie pointed out, I'll just go for it. Well, okay,

(01:08):
so so two things. He I got a little financially
screwed maybe And by the way, the proof is in
the podcast. You can actually go back to the podcast
with Michael rapp Report and hear it unfold on the air. Yes,
it unfolded. Uh, it unfolded for sure. Okay, so two things.
The Cameo app. The most of you guys know what

(01:30):
that is. It's where you pay people you like, famous
or celebrities or just losing or just people like Scary Jones, right,
you pay us to record like a video greeting a
happy birthday for a friend or you know, and so
people Scary and I were sort of early adopters of this.
And when we had Michael Rapp report on our podcast,

(01:53):
knowing that he's very big on social media and people
either love him or hate him, I said, you know what? Uh?
And plus also selfishly I said something to him because
if somebody signs up for cameo and they when it
says who told you about Cameo, if you tell them

(02:13):
it was it was somebody, you know whoever it was
like me, right, then then you get like or something
like that of forever of their their income, something like
that percentage I think, like a finder's feed percentage. And
about Cameo, I did, and he said, oh, semi information,
So I have I you know, we we we talk

(02:35):
on social media directly occasionally. So I sent him a
d M after the interview. I said, hey, man, thanks
for coming on. You were great. Here's the information. Just uh,
you know, when you sign up put me down and
I we've talked about this on the podcast. Instead when
he signed up, maybe he didn't remember it was me,
but he signed up, and he he said he was
recommended by Bethany Frankel, which some of the Real Housewife women.

(03:01):
I don't know how they're friends. I don't know. Maybe
she mentioned it. He forgot about me, I don't know.
Don't forget about Brodie or Dre anyway. One of the
things I'm good at scary and I talked about this
last night is I pick up on accents, inflections, crutch
word nuces, nuances, and speech. I love analyzing speech. If
I talk to people on the phone from customer service,

(03:21):
always so are you from you sound like you're from
such a such state, And usually I'm pretty good, pretty close.
So I noticed that when Mike and It's on the podcast,
I did say it to him. I said, Michael, you
have a very unique way, which I love of cursing people.
You don't say you fuck you, say you fuck you
you you like he's ready to start the next insult,

(03:43):
like you fuck you assault, but he just goes you
fuck you, like he's so mad. He's like, so, if
I remember correctly, having listening the episode in a long time,
he said, oh yeah, like he like he's like, oh yeah, yeah,
like he was. I guess I do that. But it
was apparent from the podcast asked episode that he was
realizing for the first time on our podcast because you

(04:06):
pointed it out. Well, he took that idea and he
ran with it. He now sells I think it's spelled
you f you merch. Yeah, yeah, something like that. Yeah,
so whatever hats he's it's so he sells March Realist
that says you fuck you, right, so he pretty much
he sucked you twice Bertie right, Yeah, so he's sell him. Now. Look,

(04:27):
there's a chance that he knew he said that and
he thought it will be a catchphrase and I pointed
it out. I pointed it out. So fat you nice
guys that fish. Did he have a come out with
that book that I gave him a title four? I
don't know, but what was the name of the book?
I gotta stop giving information on. Yeah, I mean this
this goes back to the days of Greg Brady. No,

(04:49):
Greg Brady, Oh, Greg, let's not get into Greg Brady Williams.
Barry Williams, you gave him ideas? Yeah, we did, we talk,
I wrote, I co wrote a it back and listen
in order if you haven't heard about Yeah, I co
wrote a parody with Barry Williams. Like co wrote a
parody with a guy named j remember his last name,
DJ and Cincinnati on Froggy FM. The two of us

(05:11):
both called his agent and had an idea to do
with the real Greg Brady to the real Slim Shady,
like you know fifteen years ago when it was a hit,
and so he used I don't know my lines, Jays,
and then Barry and his agent changed one line so
that they could get themselves a writing credit and it
didn't pay me or j. Yeah. This is like the

(05:32):
time the guys from WAMO, the Nerve Company out in
Los Angeles, they stole the idea of the hula hoop
from a woman and then they never gave her the
royalties after they said they would. I saw this the
other night on the History Channel. They were they were
talking about the the inventions of some of the most

(05:54):
iconic toys in history. And these guys, these two guys
are like their idea, man. But they finally had money
to back them, so they had other people giving them
ideas for things like the Hulu, like like the hula hoop,
and some woman like said, I got this awesome ring
that you you and look you get to you know,
you do some dance to it or whatever, you have

(06:16):
to keep it up. And they looked at it. They said,
we love this. We're gonna market this, and when we
make money on this, we're gonna we're gonna give you royalties. Well,
it turns out later that year the Hulu becomes the
hottest toy craze of nineteen fifty seven and became they
had there was songs written about it, They made money
hand over fist, and then they got they got a

(06:37):
statement from the woman's lawyer, Sorry, we're suing you because
you were supposed to give us royalties. And they said, ma,
fuck you. Yeah. People people are people, man, that's terrible.
Yep ye anyway, uh yeah, So myself, I give people ideas.
I'm like, we we were speaking of merch and we're

(06:59):
gonna talk about this right up front, and we're not
gonna mention. We're not gonna mention it. The rest of
the podcast gingerbread Man, But gingerbread Man, right. But the
important part of this is it is the holiday season.
It's it's time to shop for your loved ones, for
your loved one and for yourself and be indulgent. And

(07:19):
if you didn't realize by now, we've been talking about
it all over social media, if you buy any two
items from our merch store, you get all three a
set of three high quality mind you Christmas ornaments or
holiday ornaments free. So we're gonna give you three three ornaments,
the sweater, the gingerbread Man, and the snow globe, and

(07:40):
they all have different logos on it, So please pick
out any two. And we have some new items like
the beanie and the beanie with the pomp pomp you know. So,
so go to our merch store Brooklyn Boys dot Big
Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot
com and make a purchase because and and then we
have the holiday sweatshirts that people were asking for that

(08:03):
ran out of stock. Sweatshirt sweatshirt and boop do doo
and doc yeah. So the holiday sweatshirts and T shirts
are back, and along with everything that you've every did,
we talk. We can mentioned the gingerbread man. Yeah, let's
talk about the ginger But I mean it's small, it's
a small thing. It's it's been corrected. But here's the thing.

(08:26):
If you receive your you what two and you get
three free holiday ornaments, right, one of them is a
gingerbread man that said should say the chest. Some of
them went out plain, so I guess you know what,
I guess you people wouldn't have known that it was
supposed to say if the graphics that we posted that
a well clearly anyway, Uh, if you don't have the

(08:48):
email address, I don't give it out now and have
bombard the guys. But if you if just DM me
if you're gingerbread man, does not say f you ape
seventy seven, it'll least they'll they'll quickly replace. It's really
the point of it all. Yeah, So just let us
know and then we'll give you the email address to
let Matt know, and Matt will take care of it
because the people who made them for Matt did not

(09:09):
properly print them all. So there you go. There you go.
All right, Wow, that was a fast finger on the
you know, on the thing. That's what they used to
call me in college. Yeah, you hit that button fast.
I would like to hear the the get your trick on. Yeah,
I'll bring that. I'll bring that. I'll bring that back.

(09:30):
I'll bring hear that one. Speaking of I just got
a text message from my buddy Jeff. I got tickets.
You don't know the craze the other night, Monday night,
I think Monday morning, Sunday night into Monday morning. So
Monday morning, two am roughly spider Man tickets one on
sale for the next Spider Man movie. Um, no way home.

(09:51):
That's pretty cool. Well, luckily I was up at two
o'clock in the morning and I tried to get tickets,
and every ticket site, every movie theater shut down, crashed, overloaded, mayhem.
I don't remember the last time this happened, maybe for
Avengers Endgame. And so you know I have to go
the first day or the second day at least, right,
And so luckily we do a morning show because when

(10:12):
he got up at five in the morning, I went
back on and I got tickets. So there for Thursday
the sixteen, I got three d I couldn't get im
X iMX was just gone, completely gone. So I told
my my buddy Jeff, I said, hey, we're going to
the movies the Thursday when the movie comes out. He's like,
oh great, okay. So because my daughter got tickets with

(10:35):
her friends, she managed to get tickets also, and so, uh.
He just texted me a little while ago and he says,
we're going tonight, right, what are you talking about? He says, yeah,
the movie. I said, not this Thursday. You're two weeks away. Yeah. Yeah,
you're already jumping the gun here. So so he says, no,
my kids are going tomorrow. I said, no, they're not.

(10:59):
They're going two weeks from tomorrow. So he just texted
me back. Oh shit, Yeah, that happens sometimes. I get
ahead of myself, especially in December, because there's so much
planned that I know. He saw the kids, must have
said we got for the Friday. Friday. I don't know
what he was thinking. He's not a crazy marvel head
like I am. He should have known that though, but
he didn't know that. So I'm like, oh, I still

(11:20):
go out tonight if you want. Okay, you gotta, You're
gonna go out. But oh, by the way, um, I
didn't tell you this, Brodi. I'm gonna gonna bring this
on you and the slices at the same time. I'm
just gonna at the same damn time. You're about to
get my natural reaction because I have no clue what
you're talking about. Did I tell you about Well, if
you did, then I just just I'll tell you about
what what I'm gonna be doing a hun jingle ball?

(11:40):
Maybe I did? No, Oh, you said something about um,
you've been doing a lot of interviews. You're gonna tell
me about it, right, so say what you said. I'm tired.
I'll tell you later. And then you went to sleep.
So I've been chosen by Extra TV, you know, the
TV show to be their official red carpet on camera

(12:01):
corresponded for Z one hundred jingle ball in New York
City on the table. That's very impressive. How cool is that?
That's not a hit the jingle that's an impressive There's
no client, there's no sponsor, there's no catch not getting paid.
That's not the way it works. I will tell you that,
as excited as I am, I'm not nervous and I'm
not gonna weird alva damn thing because because I don't

(12:24):
only weird al makes me that way. I'm actually pretty
okay with everyone else and very conversational, but I am
nervous for anxious for a reason. You know how those
red carpets go, Dude, then it's it's cut throat because
you're not the only one there. When I did that
Sebastian Manascalco piece, that was an exclusive, it was just us.

(12:45):
We were in a quiet room and we had them
all to ourselves. But now I got Entertainment tonight next
to me and be on that Access Hollywood. Then to
my right, I got you know this outlet, I got
TV broadcast new here, and then there's millions of people
screaming in the room, like over here, over here, Jonas

(13:06):
Brothers over here, yo yo, Nick, And it's loud AND's
gonna get you for a second. And a lot of
times these artists and celebrities will get on the red carpet,
they'll take their picture, they'll talk to one outlet or
two outlets, and then they'll just just buzz off like
by am alle. So and I know that I'm not
going to be the first one on the carpet. I'm

(13:26):
gonna be like third. So even though I'm with Extra TV,
I'll have that nice nice microphone. I'll feel empowered by
having the extra microphone. Look look scary Jones with extra
come here, you know, and they'll have a camera. Everything
is professional set up and all that um, and I
feel empowered for that. And I feel like, okay, but

(13:46):
I should I don't. I'm not that aggressive guy that
has to get be like oh yeah, yeah, one question,
but one question at sharing at Sharon over here. My
my hope is that somebody here will recognize you. Well,
that's the thing. I would hope that Ed Sharon and
maybe the Jonas brothers when they come by, will actually
recognize me, Like oh shit, it's scary. You know, Ed

(14:09):
Sharon might not know my name, but the Jonas brothers
may because they grew up the Jonas your name and
the story didn't know about Thejones brothers. Yeah, the Jonas brothers,
Like they'll go across the room and like, oh hey Brownie,
like because they know me for like a j R. Guys.
I mean, man, we since since they started, when they
performed on the former incarnation of this podcast air show

(14:31):
twice we had them perform. It was crazy. It's it's
like you can dig dig through that episode off air
show speaking of the off air show. I don't want
to not give credit where credit is due. I apologize
because I should have had this ready. But one of
our new slices tweeted at me and said, I just
started the podcast. I just heard the latest episode. Love it,

(14:53):
so I've gone back to the beginning. However, what she
said was, I saw that on the same channel. I
scrolled all the way down and I saw a fair show.
So I'm gonna start from the first episode of the
off air show worked my way off, which is okay.
It's still we still get credit because it's on this channel,
so we get credit for it, right. I don't want

(15:14):
to discredit the uh sorry my phone just one off.
I don't want to discredit off fair show. I thought
it was good. In fact, I'm on a couple episodes.
I listened all the time. But it's a hundred and
forty seven episodes, right. It weirdly starts at number thirty two,
though I have to figure that out. I understand what
some of them when we transferred platforms, maybe the first
they didn't go yeah, but you know what, um, we
can't go back. No. So my point was, I said,

(15:36):
you have like a hundred whatever, you know, a hundred,
I guess I thought a hundred forty seven hundred. Let's
just say a hundred and fifteen or whatever. Uh sixteen.
That's still a lot. That's hours and hours and hours
before you ever get to We had a listened actually
text the Big Show and say that they're starting with
off air show and they plowed through the whole thing,
and now they're they're on like episode thirty two of

(15:57):
our show. Yeah, so we're gonna talk about how many
hours and of some of our slices listen to the podcast.
We're gonna get to that later, right, and then after
I want to tell a quick red Book of story
before we Oh yeah, before you do that, I just
need a pointer or a tip. How can I get
the interview without being rude but being aggressive? What do

(16:17):
I call out? Like? What do I say to get
like Doja Cat's attention? Um? Do I yell Doja? Or
do I call her by her real name? If I
know that you know, you know, I would say, hey,
it's me your best friend, like make a joke like
do it like a joke like sweetie, I would say, hey,

(16:39):
I'm your best friend. Makes I just don't know. I
just I'm not an aggressive person. So dude, first of all,
you should have a couple of drinks because I've seen
you drunk with a microphone. You are the most aggressive.
I'm assertive when i'm drunk. You're right, maybe I should
have a few cocktails. I think you should have a
couple of cocktails. You know how you are when you
get on stage? Is that everybody? Yeah, I don't hear

(16:59):
you make some noise? Yeah? Can I get a what
you know? Yeah? The drop right? Yeah, I'll put the
hounk in the bunk of Okay. So I've done I've
done red carpet interviews as the interviewer twice where it
was like, well, actually you and I did the TV
guide thing, but like red red carpet, red red carpet,

(17:21):
rest in peace, you before me. You you're not getting
any older than okay. So I did two red carpets
for the Walkers and Talkers podcast. The first one was
a few years ago. Jamie and I are my podcasting
co host from light FM in New York. Sounds like
your dog is mangling a fucking buzzard in the back
of what's going on there, barking at the hold you know, yep.

(17:42):
Some of the male person must be the mail carry
It must be coming or something. I don't know. It
could be a dog outside. At least all three of
them are going crazy. So anyway, um, if it keeps up,
what we'll pause? So it's realism. Wait do you wait?
Do you hear the construction going on above me? That
kicks in? Oh? So Jamie and I go to the
season eight premiere of The Walking Dead. They fly us out,

(18:06):
a MC flies us out, and we go to the
Greek theater, right, which was in the movie Get Me
to the Greek. I think that's what. Right, it was
the Greek theater, this beautiful outdoor clamshell uh in beautiful weather.
It was great, and this very long red carpet, and
they on the floor by our feet so that the

(18:26):
talent can see who you are. So it's upside down
to us, it says Walkers and Talkers podcast, and we're
and like to the to the right of us is
the guy from Comic book dot Com, Brandon. He very
established guy. And then like, like you know, next to
them is Extra and and Entertainment tonight. Like, so we

(18:49):
we are from left to right, we are probably thirty
out of thirty one, this one person to all right,
that's right, by the way, it be very fatiguing when
you're in the when you start in the beginning and
you have to go through the first twelve media outlets
where they are most of them are asking you the
same question, how and how does it feel to be one?

(19:12):
There were well, there was probably eight or nine cast
members from The Walking Dead, and they came out in
order of power, right, like the big shot first, and
then you know Rick Rhymes, Andrew Lincoln, Uh, he comes
out first, right, okay, and so the guy next to me, Brandon,
he's a big shot book dot com. No, let's not
go and uh, Brandon knows a lot of the cast members.

(19:36):
He's interviewed the many times, and you know, he's got podcasts,
he's he's a big name in the sci fi community, right,
Brandon Davis, he does videos. Good looking guy with a
suit to this thing. He's got a cameraman, you know.
So the talent starts coming down the line and the
big names they stop after like fifteen, sixteen seventeen, they

(20:00):
get pulled away. They don't even make it down to
our end. By the way, that's timed, that's planned, that's
the that's the I'm going out on a date and
in about twenty minutes call my phone so you can well,
they can choose to because we're in size order. Basically,
they know where where the drop off is. So I
don't get the three or four biggest names, not so

(20:21):
as the B list and C list cast members of
the show I still love start coming down to us
to our end. Brandon jumps in front of me every
time and it's like, hey, what's going on, Pollyanna, Hey,
you know Jeffrey, what's going on? Jd M A man,
how's it going? And they know him, they've met him
at previous things. This is our first time, so we've

(20:43):
never met a lot of these people. So he then turns,
so I'm behind him, right he makes a quick, uh
ninety degree turn and has the camera and he's talking
to them, and he's talking to them like he's doing
a full blown, fucking interview with each one of them really,
so by the time he's done with them, they're like, oh,
a podcast, Like they looked down at our feet and

(21:04):
go podcast. And they some of them walked away. Credit
to some most of them, the B the season and
d's all talk to us. But at that point he
asked them all the good questions. So I was like,
you know, but we had a real Mike. We we
had a Mike flag, and you know, we were somewhat professional. No,
I'm sure, listen, I'm sure. It's a great experience. So
they don't put you in a position to win unfortunately.

(21:27):
So out of the dozen I'm gonna say a dozen
cast members, we probably spoke to seven, which was pretty good,
and we got to take pictures and then we got
ideas from them. It was a good experience. When Brandon
finally Brandon is like, dude, we should hang out next
time you're in town. Absolutely, but yeah, he's hugging them
like he knew them. I'm like, this is the worst
guy to be behind. Right. The second time I did

(21:47):
a red carpet was also for The Walking Dead at
the Pailey Center in Manhattan. Someone who Yeah, it's an
artsy fartsie like movie screening documentary plays. It's really fancy schmancy.
So they put me again at the end of the
red carpet. But now I thought I was I was
just going to because they had a screening of the
season premiere or the finale or something. I think it

(22:09):
was the premier season nine, will say. And so all
I have is my phone. So they're like, you can
go on the red carpet. I'm like, oh, fantastic. So
now I'm at the end of the red carpet and
again the camera cruise, there's Local, there's you know, Sci
Fi Channel, everybody's the AMC big shots. And then I
get like, uh, they're running a little behind. So when

(22:29):
they get to you, You've got like three questions. What
what I thought I would have six? I wrote six? No,
you said six. No. Three questions, three questions. Can I
get him? Can I get him into an I d
no ideas? Can I get a photo? Can I get
a selfie? Note? No photos, You're at the last you
just ask for forgiveness. No, that's not They stood next
to him off to the side in my peripheral vision,

(22:52):
and when I got to the third question, they were
like preaching for his shoulder. So when I said, can
I get into let's go. We gotta go. This meeting starting.
So I interviewed Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who looked may have
known him from Grey's Anatomy. He uh, he was in
love with is he. I don't tell you what happened,
but anyway, he's a big name. So I've interviewed them

(23:13):
on my phone. You know, look, the sound quality was good,
but I was like not the guy with My point
was you're gonna be with the extra crew and Mike
Flag and that's real deal. I was a puts with
a podcast that I want a shirt that says that
with podcast and phone here talking talking to my phone.
The three look at podcasting. You got you gotta do

(23:35):
a little bit better than that. Absolutely podcast. So we
have no wondering why we're recording on a Thursday. So
yesterday somebody tweeted us and again I don't have it ready.
I apologize, and they said, hey, is the podcast up yet?
It was like two o'clock in the afternoon, So I
was like, we we never do this early on Wednesday.

(23:56):
I said, it'll be up to later today and then,
as as always, something came up. I mean, we're busy
during the week, right, Well, you know again, it's not
my fault, so we're doing it today. Okay, So that's fine,
which is fine, and we listen as long as we
as long as we issue a podcast somewhere within the
work week. I think we're good, but you know, certain

(24:17):
people are waiting for it to drop. I get that,
you know, we just can't. Unfortunately, there are things that
take precedent and absolutely so. So I was out last night.
I mean I had to take my daughter. I love
to be on the schedule. Yes, I dropped my daughter
off every day in school activity and I drive home
and we do the podcast. Well, I had some extra
time because I was pretty sure we weren't doing the

(24:40):
podcast till later. And so on the way home, I
pass a shop rite, not my normal one, but the
one I passed every day dropped my daughter off. So
I'm like, you know what, I need a couple of
things that I'm out of. I like to eat a
couple of oranges or clementines in the morning during the
show and don't fill me up, Like well yeah, but
they keep me busy when I get the munchies at
eight am. So I was like, oh, let me just

(25:02):
stop a shop right, But I was listening to the radio.
You guys know you guys listen to radio. You have
have like something's on you just can't get out of
the car. Like a good phone tap or an interview. Right,
So I'm listening to sports, a sports radio interview. It's
uh in New York and they're interviewing the new general
manager of the Mets, and I'm very excited and it's
a really good interview. So when I pull into shop, right,

(25:23):
it's it's still going. So I turned the car off
and I have the radio on and I'm charging my
phone and I'm sitting in the park a lot, maybe
ten minutes, and all of a sudden, Uh, this is
not my Dodge charger. By the way, I was in
my my daughter's car. She's away of college, so it
was in the ford, and Uh, the radio shuts off.
What the funk? Why is the radio going off? So

(25:44):
I'm like, maybe it's got like I had the car
in accessory. So I turned the car off, turned the
car back on, and the radio is not going on.
That's weird. So I go to start the car, figuring
I'll start the car and that will reset the radio.
Oh man, the battery tied from you having the engine
off and just listening too long. Yeah. Now, I put

(26:07):
the battery in the car a year and a half ago,
a good battery. It's it should not have done. So
I'm in the second spot. Sure, okay, that would have
sucked you up for good. That's a lot of money.
It is placed. Yes, So I'm in the second spot
in the rows. In other words, the car to my
right is on the end, and I'm in the second spot.

(26:28):
And so I'm sitting there and it's cold outside, and
I have jumper cables because I'm prepared, maybe, and so
I'm trying to I'm looking around and there's a woman
in the car to the left of me, and I
go I and she looks over like she I have
a dead battery. And she gets back in her car
and she drives away, and somebody pulls into our spot,
another woman and this is not a male woman. Thing

(26:48):
just happened to be a woman, and and I do
the ruuor and she's like, looks at me, and she
walks away and Scooby Do impression. What she thinks you're
doing the Scooby Doo impression. And the woman to the
right of me in a white suv, she's standing next
to my passenger window getting her keys out, and I

(27:11):
give it, give her the puppy dog eyes, and she
looks like, oh, that guy has a dead battery and
gets in her car and drives off. The guy in
the spot not knows two knows what me, but knows
two knows one to the left. Guy pulls in and
he looks like the kind of guy who either works
on cars or has owned a couple of pickup trucks
in his life. He's got like a trucker hat on.

(27:32):
He's superhero that the day. So I look at him
and I go, fuck, yeah, so I time it perfectly.
He gets out of his car, he got to his
trunk and as he's walking through the cars, he's ten
feet from my hood, I go yeah, and he looks
at me and he goes, I got cable. Of course,

(27:53):
Now now I heard. Now, I don't know if this
is right or not, but if you don't do this
ship right, you can funk up your own car. If
you don't, you could also flood the engine if you
put too much gas. Yeah, I know what to do,
what not to do. So I knew this guy. I
had a time it. Though I couldn't open the window
and bother him. I was I was going for like
the pity the note like he was like, I got cables,

(28:14):
So I got the cargo. I do too, let's do this,
thank you. And the woman to my right it just
pulled out. He goes and the spots open, so he
swung around real quickly. That's cool. He parked next to me,
didn't jump. It couldn't have been nicer. So I just
want to give a shout out to scruffy mc struffy.
Scruffy mctrucker hat a the crime door. So he gave

(28:35):
me the jump. I didn't go shopping because I don't
want to turn the car off, because you know, once
you jump that car, you want to get the car running.
You want to drive and charge that battery. So positive
goes to positive, negative goes to negative, rights correct, and
then the way the which is the red one. It
doesn't matter, well one of them alway, as long as
you're consistent. Well, because the cables just have colored handles.

(28:56):
They don't know what color they are, but the red
the handle goes on the red terminal. Black is negative. Okay, yeah, okay, alright, fine, positive,
that's good. But if you switch them, as long as
you switch them on both cars, it isn't a big
I'd be scared hipless because I wouldn't know what I'm doing.
You've never jumped a car on the first thing I've

(29:18):
had my car jumped. Oh my god. Do you know
how to check your oil? Yes, that I know how
to do, But you don't know how to like if
you if you needed a jump start, you don't know
what to do. Uh No, I don't. I mean I
know I know how to again, I know where the
I know where the battery is. You know you have
to go. You have to go front to front. You
have to open the hoods right and then and then
you connect the cables. All right, thank you ariana grande yea,

(29:44):
I will open it up like a door or whatever.
So so no, you and you take like they usually
have these crimpy fucking things like you know the clamps
clamps right, the clamps go on each each on the
terminal terminal, right if you just clamp them not but
when do you? But when do you get Now? Is
your car supposed to be running when you do that? No? No,

(30:05):
the car both cars have to be off. Yes, Now
what you do is know that both cars have to
be off. Yes, yes, you should have them off unless
you're a daredevil. You want to um. Some newer cars
have a ground pole in your engine, so you can
put the black on the on the on the on
the ground. So once the once the the I understand
the cables. Once they're connected, then the car that can

(30:28):
start with the with the good battery starts their car
first right right, and then you depending on how dead
you think your battery is. It's like flushing your toilet.
You don't want to flush it when the tank hasn't filled,
because then you do it to your battery charging. Your
battery is now charging while that car is on. For
every second that car is running, your batteries now charging. Yeah,

(30:49):
but I I knew that I didn't have a severely
dead battery. I didn't leave it like for a winter.
So do you then with the other car running, start
your car. Yeah, that's how it works. Yeah, of course
you start your car right. If it doesn't start, you
get a percentage right in your mind, like it goes
like your car would normally go right, but it might
go click click clickick. If you get a click click click,

(31:12):
your battery is completely dead for that like you've got nothing,
but then eventually get the then you get the close. Yeah,
I'm going electric next time, I think I think I'm
really going. The Dodge charger is going to be either
a hybrid or electric. Now, if ever a car should
be like the Dodge charger, that's the car because it's

(31:34):
called the charger. Right. So my lease will get me
a twenty three because my lease will be up in
twenty three, so I will actually have done, don't guess well,
I'll be done with guests when I get the twenty six.
Probably I have to figure that out. But here's the
problem with the charger. They have to figure this out.
If it's a hybrid, it won't be a problem. But
you know, when you have an electric car doesn't make
any sound. I know that the best part of my

(31:57):
Dodge charger is it goes maybe when you started and
the engine sounds like yeah, when I accelerate, it goes right. Now, Now,
do will the electric version of that car at least
have the sound effect? Just they're gonna have to do so.
I don't want a quiet car. The point of a
Tesla is to have a quiet car. I don't want

(32:19):
to quiet. Same thing with cell phone. These these fake
rings on these cell phones. I mean, they're gonna have
to manufacture and and come up with the accurate sound
for the Dodge charger, because no one wants a muscle
car that goes. I don't want that. I want people
to know I'm coming five blocks away. Yeah, if that's
gonna be a problem, I'll record. I'll record the engine
noise on a loop and play through my stereo if

(32:39):
I have to. I love this idea. This is great
to reproduce. So when all regular cars get noise like
when you start, as they move into the into the
electric world, will they ever retain the sound? Do you
start a Corvett? You don't? You want to? You want
that sound? Imagine starting a motorcycle. Electric motorcycle didn't make

(33:03):
any noise, and it's all sound effect At this point,
it's it's it's all cosmetic. It has nothing. It's like
a Nascar It's like the fucking headlights are decals. You
know what I'm afraid of. Though, Let's say buy a
Darge charger and they give you the fake sound effects, right,
so my car sounds like like an old charger, right, Yeah,
what's to stop somebody with a Nissan Sentra from putting

(33:24):
in the same like module. So when you drive the
little Pea Shooter, you know you get the like that'll
be like a fun thing. You have a a small
car with a small engine, but you buy the sound
effect for the charger, you upgrade it. That would be great.
I love that. In fact, what what about cross pollination
of cars where a Porsche could start like a Volkswagon

(33:44):
or vice versa company in it or even what it
doesn't matter, you name it. Whatever the car is. You
have a sound panel. How do I want to start
my car today? Which with which cars sounds? That would
be good? Yeah? Like yeah, yeah, that's that's my big catch.
That's the big catch. I gotta have the noise. So, um,
do you know what a recipro sexual is? A reciprosexual? Yep? Um,

(34:11):
so I told you about my friends, Say who's dating
on dating apps? So he just he he told my friend?
Uh who told me? Because I'm asking him for juicy information?
There are like you can you can check boxes like
what you're into? Yeah, right, like homosexual, heterosexual, high sexual, sexual,

(34:32):
pan sexual, and then there's so there's there's gray sexual.
I never heard of sexual yep, looked at up this demisexual?
Is that Vado? Yeah? Or Demi Moore? But reciprosexual? Uh?
Stuck with me when he told me about this one.
So uh, it's it's I'm into you once I find

(34:54):
out you're into me. In other words, reciprocal. So if
you think I'm sexy, then I'll find you sexy automatically,
and you sexy first. I don't automatically, right, So they're
not attracted to people. So if you're into me, I
wouldn't make the decision. Wait, I would automatically be into
you because you're into me. Let's say, let's say I'm

(35:17):
trying to meet a girl who's who's reciprosexual. She is
not going to sleep with you or find you attractive
until you say, you know what, I'm into you. I
kind of you're you're hot, I'm into you. Then she'll
be like, oh, this guy's into me. That's hot. I'm
into him now. But what I'm saying is is it
an automatic? No? No? No. In other words, that's what
allows her to like you, is right, But he would

(35:39):
like you at all. She's not turned on by you
until until. So she's she's waiting for people to come
to her. And I get that, but once, No, it's
not automatic, it's automatic. Oh my god, he's in love
with me. You know what I love you too. No, no,
it's now wait a minute, she may not find you
attractive at all. What I'm saying is that's when they

(35:59):
that's when they first are attracted to you, if they
find out you're attracted to them. I don't think it's automatic.
I think I didn't know. Oh my god, there's like
he told me, there's like thirty, but he told me
a couple that were that were the ones. I want
to hear more of these. We have him on the podcast.
I want to hear him go down the list. Yeah,
i'll see if he'll go on, i'll talk to him.
But so anyway, So but here's my problem. If two

(36:22):
people are reciprosexual, they can never get together because neither
one will find the other one attractive first. Right, So
then yeah, they'll just sit there like it's your move. No,
it's your move. Romantic sexual with a never romantic. It's
all kinds of it's a whole list, apparently, I I
don't remember all of them. I'll look him, you know,

(36:43):
if if he won't go on, I'll ask him to
tell me what app it was, and then I'll I'll
have him send me a screenshot. That's probably the best thing.
Come send me a screenshot of all of them and
then I'll look them up and I'll tell you what
they are. Sounds good, You gotta get better. It like
telling me you get hitting that button You're like, sounds good. Hey, listen.

(37:05):
I want to go over our Spotify playlists because they
came out with their wrapped which is basically you know,
it gives you your year with the Spotify favorite song.
How are your favorite podcast, your favorite artists, your favorite everything,
and how how much you listen to them? And before
we go any further, shout out to everybody who's screenshotted

(37:27):
the favorite podcast Brooklyn Boys man, because I guess a
lot of slices they spend time with the Spotify app
on and they listened to the listen to our podcast
through their app, and Spotify said, hey, guess what, the
Brooklyn Boys is your favorite podcast and you spent three
minutes listening to them this year. So I I took

(37:49):
as many as I could and I put them on
my instant story. I actually did the same and I
got a whole bunch more today, so maybe I'll put
them up later. But I want to just mention a
couple please, don't get mad if I don't mention you.
But Sean fourteen seventy five hundred ninety two episodes, twelve thousand,
five hundred and sixty six minutes for Sean will I Am.

(38:09):
That's will underscore. I on E y E, I mentioned
all the time listen to a hundred and ninety nine episodes,
which means he at least listen to one more than once.
Up hold on, I gotta interrupt here top this spin
Dog Fresh fourteen, and we finished with the one I'm reading.
Will I Am twelve thousand, four hundred and fourteen minutes. Okay,

(38:31):
this one you got, well, you got Fresh fourteen got
a hundred eight episodes for ten thousand nine yep and
Lindsay Specter a hundred nine nine episodes twelve thousand, four
hundred fourteen minutes. But I got a winner. I gotta win.
I gotta figure who's miss Lauren Taylor right, No, Lindsay Specter,

(38:52):
I'm sorry, Lindsay Specter, I had that wrong number, Lindsay
Lindsay Specter one episodes, fifteen thousand and seven minutes. Wow,
there you go. That's the winner. But honorable mention for
r and Es four thousand, five hundred sixty eight minutes streamed,
and also j WAG five nineteen with three thousand, eight

(39:14):
hundred sixty seven minutes. But you know what, we'll take
it a lot. Oh, this one just came in, uh
farming on, that's Danny for the Winsodes fourteen thousand, five
hundred one minutes. Holy crap. So yeah, we got these.

(39:35):
Uh and so let's let's you know which one I
thought was the best for scary. I want you to
read your top five genres of music that you listen
to on Spotify. Let's say if we're compatible, Okay, from
number five to number one. Yeah, tropical house, progressive house, house,

(39:56):
dance pop, and slap house. The number one genre. Slap house.
What the slap house? I think that's isn't that legal
in Nevada house? That's the house the prostitute house. Isn't
that called slap house? I don't know. I have no
idea what that's a genre of music, and that's my

(40:16):
number one genre on Yeah that I apparently I listen
to you hear the music, and you just slap people
in front of you, like in the face. Well, truth
be told. When I go to Spotify, it's always for
a dance playlist. I always yeah, and truth be told,
I'm leaving, I'm lying, lying, Yeah. Okay, So my five

(40:37):
top five, let's see if any of them were the same.
Number five glam metal, number four, metal core, number three,
scott Punk. That's probably a lot of minority boss tones.
If I had to guess number two classic rock and
number one hard rock, did we overlap? Not not a chance.

(40:57):
We are so completely opposite. Now you're in understand why
we do a podcast together because we are nothing alike
in any way. What are your five most played artists? Um?
I didn't. Oh yeah, five most played artists. Once again,
I have no idea how it became this, and I
don't even know my number one artist. Number five is
Joel Corey, who does a lot of dance music. Joel

(41:20):
Corey does Becky Hills. Number four the Hell's Becky Hill,
and which one of these is? Slaphouse? Number three is Medusa, Medusa, Medusa?
What is Z and they do? They do what they
do with like three or four songs that I love.

(41:42):
David Getta is number two. He's okay, I gave you
that one. And number one is an artist called a
l Okay, I don't even know how to pronounce his
name a lock or a lock. I don't know how
these big names. But I here's why. I think because
I go to the dance the top dance songs, a
lot is probably always on there and it's always being played,

(42:03):
so that's probably why it ended up number one. So
you don't even know if it's like a lock or alone.
I don't know. I never heard of this motherfucker. Alright, alright, alright,
so what about yours? So so I have to preface
and then I'm gonna give you my top five songs.
These are not my five favorite bands. But so I
wake up in the morning, I have um my, Spotify
and bluetooth speaker in the bathroom outside the bedroom, so

(42:25):
I don't wake anybody up and I have to get
a bed to stop it. But I tend to wake
up to uh playlists where the first song starts off
really loudly to wake me up. Okay, so before you
go go, right, so I pick songs that are that
start playlists that are good for waking me up. So

(42:46):
number five and tracks the Man, Well, that's yeah, yes,
you would know that one. Yeah, number four, you too,
A great choice. You got rate taste on this beautiful day.
It's like a beautiful yeah. Three is The Struts, Love

(43:06):
the Struts. Two is a band. I'm gonna spell it
for you. It's pronounced the tray. You a t r
e y u H. Discover them about three or four
months ago, maybe six months ago. Love them, you've been
love them. They are a I guess to consider metal
corpet your melodic and catchy as hell. If you like
hard rock, hard rock, it's really good. And number one

(43:27):
is Motley Crue because kickstart my heart, Start my heart,
kick start your day with the motorcycle and now that
wakes me up. So those are my top five wake
up songs. Now I don't know how this happened, but
my top songs. Number five is Memories by Kid Cutty
and which is an old song from two thousand and ten.

(43:47):
It's like all the crazy shit I did last nasies,
Um lose Control from Medusa. Won't you be the one too?
When I lose control? A bad up, a bad ad up,
I need sorry? Um. Then there's a song that I
never heard of, No Time for Tears again you never

(44:10):
heard of it? Little Mix and Nathan daw I don't
know what. Then number two is a song called Again
Never Heard It Gotta be You by a group called Nervo,
who I know. They're DJs Nervo. And number one is
goose Bumps. I'll get those goose bumps every time. But

(44:32):
I don't think that this is a good portrait or
snapshot of me. It's not representative of who I am
in real life. I just think it's more representative of
the fact that every time I turn on Spotify, I
hit the Dance Current Dance playlist and those were all
the songs and artists that were in my rotation. Because
I don't use Spotify for anything else really, it's only when,

(44:54):
you know, if I'm just hanging out and I just
need music, I'll just pop it on, you know. Uh,
So I had a little unning with Spotify. Tell me
what you would do in this situation. So, uh, Sometimes
when I hear a song, I don't know your shazam
it right. Sometimes it's a song I know, but I
don't know what album it's on, so I'll shazam it
because I wanted, like just remind myself while I'm in

(45:15):
the car or what album is that so I can
listen to it later or make sure I have the
album right. Okay. So I'm listening a couple of days ago, uh,
and A C d C comes on a song called
big Gun, and I know it's on one of the
late later albums, the last one of the one before
it's recent, but it's a really good song and I
wasn't sure what album was on, so I shazammed it. Now,

(45:36):
when you shazam it at the bottom, it says open
and Spotify, right, you know that? Yeah, you can't change that.
Is that the default? Or is that yeah? No, it's
it's it's they send me deal with. It's like they
work together. It's the cage radio. So you open it
in Spotify. So if you like a song, you can
go open it up and Spotify and too a playlist.
Whatever cornered the market, right. So when I opened up

(45:59):
a C d C, now a C d C if
you don't know, it's spelled a C slash d C.
So I go to open it in Spotify and it
says no songs found by the band d C. It's
reading it as d C. It doesn't read a C
slash d C. So if you just wrote a C

(46:19):
d C in a row without the slash, don't find
I'm not the one writing it. The app opens it
up automatically right if you if you're if you're in
the search window, you type in a C d C,
it knows it's a C d C. So it's obviously
a glitch. Now, I don't know if it's a permanent clitch.
I don't know if it's a recent glitch. I don't
remember if I've ever searched A C d C songs
before in this way. So I said, you know what,

(46:40):
I have the Spotify email address already in my phone
book because I've had to correct like bands that are
in the wrong uh folder. I've sent them corrections and
they they're always right back. They're great at it. So
I wrote them in an email and I said, hey,
I described the problem. I just explained to you scary.
I sent a screenshot of the error, and I said, look,

(47:02):
I don't have the time. I don't know if it's
all A C d C songs, If it's just this
a C D C song, I don't know. I'm letting
you know that when you connect from Shazam for this song,
there's a problem. But if you guys want to check
it out to see if it's all a C D
C songs. I don't know if it's it's a new
thing an old thing. Just want to let you know. Thanks. Now,

(47:22):
I've done my part right, that's it. That's all you
can do. I mean, I wouldn't stress over it any further.
So here's what I got back hither David, Thanks for
getting in touch. We know it's not cool when your
Spotify app it's not working seamlessly. Don't worry. Resolving issues
is what we're best at. Well, it's not my issue.
First off, we appreciate your effort in sending us a
screenshot of what's happening. Okay, uh with that? Have you

(47:44):
tried using other devices different internet connection? Also, does the
issue persist if you tried searching the said song manually
directly in our app? Please also make sure that both
the app that that the app is up to date.
We're eager to get this sore it out. We'll keep
an eye off of your response. So I wrote back,

(48:05):
Dear Spotify, I do not have time to investigate this problem.
I'm not It's not my WiFi connection? What what reference?
What would it matter what my data connection was your
app isn't searching properly, okay. I don't know if the
app is updated or not. I mean it is updated, right,
but that's not Go just do a search see if

(48:27):
it works for you. So I wrote back, I, I really,
I'm not interested in helping you. I'm sorry. I don't
have the time. I gave you. As much information is
more than how many people would even give that much
information scary and a screenshot. No one would even come
close to putting that much energy into it, that's correct,
so they So I wrote them and I said, I
don't want to help you anymore. Basically politely, but I

(48:47):
don't want to help Okay. They wrote back, Hello, David,
thanks for getting back to us. Kindly send us a
video clip of what's showing from your end so we
can investigate further. It's also best to try searching other
songs to check if the issue still persists. We'll be
on the lookout for your response. So I wrote back again,
and I said again, I'm not gonna send you a

(49:09):
video clip. I sent you a screenshot and I detailed
in my explanation and I told you I didn't want
to be more involved, but now you're making me send
another email I'd like to move on, love your app,
have a nice day. Then they wrote me back, thanks
for recently contacting Spotify customer service. We would love to
hear your feedback about how we did in helping you

(49:29):
with your question you chasing your chail. How they want
me to fill out a survey to let them know
how they didn't listen to what I said because it's
all done by bots. I mean, we've had this. This
is the same conversation over and over again with these
customer service that are on autopilot, where they're just algorithms
or they're looking for certain keywords and phrases. They take

(49:51):
up on certain things, and they're not gonna they're not
really answering your question. They referenced my screenshot, they referenced right,
the referenced it's still on. But he's no, there's no
human behind this. That's not true. Maybe not these, but
every time I've written written them about a song being
miscategorized before or or like. Okay, so one of my
favorite bands is T n T. It's a glam metal
band from the eighties, hand metal band. When I went

(50:14):
to their folder, there was a Latin DJ group called
T n T. Their songs were in the same folder.
I emailed them the problem. I got an email back
within an hour. We see the problem. We're gonna fix it.
And then later that day it was fixed. And then
another time I saw two bands with the same name,
We're in the same folder. They corrected it. They sent
me a thank you note. It was customized to me.

(50:34):
It was not a bot. This situation pissed me off.
No end. You try to do a nice thing and
they try to bleed you dry. Am I right, you're right, Brodie,
But you're not gonna change the world. This is gonna try. No,
you're not. You're not. It's not gonna happen. It's not
gonna happen. You just you know what, sometimes you used
to need to lay down and roll over and just

(50:55):
like you know, sometimes you need to take it in
the ass. I'm not I'm not gonna take that recommendation,
but you know what I'm saying. But because just let them,
let them, let them cram their bullshit, no time comes
and then just walk away say you know what, I tried,
I did my part. I'm a good americanounced about I did,

(51:15):
I did. I Well, listen, I did give up. I did,
but I'm I usually win. You know that. You remember
that story I told you about the woman who wanted
me to discount the chairs because she wanted to pay
to have them reupholstered. Yes, well I won that one.
You know why, because I didn't sell him to her.
And last week a woman came and said, I'm going
to reaphulseter the chairs. When can I come get him? Uh?
And she came and I said, I told her the story.

(51:37):
She says, well, my husband's an upholsterer, he's gonna do
it personal. I got full price for the chairs and
I sold them to an upholsterer. Finally, you got some closure.
You lost a little a few hairs while you were
at it. That's not what you went a little grayer.
But you know what, you got your cash. You gotta
pay day. Look, we're we're running late. Hereath, I got

(51:59):
I got one story, which will do right after this,
Right after this. Jesus, it's gonna end up on a
T shirt. Okay, we have some email to podcast time management,
David Brody time Management. Okay, so I want to tell
you this story. I want to explain to you. Do
you know what bob is Bobka is Yes? From the

(52:19):
TV show Perfect Strangers. No, that's Balky Bobka. They had
the baby Bobka episode where Balki was a Bobka baker
and he had to do the Bobka song when when
you're rolling out the dough, just be sure to roll.
It's slow, okay, so um, Baby Bobka make you Sickopka
was also featured in an episode of Seinfeld. It's it's

(52:40):
a chocolate e that's chocolate on. It could have chocolate undertones,
but it's it's a cakey. It's a Bobka is a
sweet braided bread or cake which originated in the Jewish
communities of Poland and Ukraine. It is popular in Israel
and in the Jewish diaspora. It's Polish. It's it's jew bread.
It's an oscar Nazzi thing. Okay, you can either Usually

(53:01):
it's either chocolate within the fold or cinnamon. It's within
the folds right, cinnamon. Like your people, scary Italians would
never like on Christmas have like a ham and a bobka.
Let me tell you, my family likes a lot of
things that are not a Catholic I understand that, but
they wouldn't. It's traditionally it's in Jewish. You wouldn't go
into an Italian Calandra's. They're not they're not sound Bobka. Okay,

(53:26):
so when you see bob Okay, when you go to
a Jews house, you might bring a nice Bobka chocolate
bob Seinfeld said. The choco Bombka doesn't take cinnamon Bomba
doesn't take a back seat to the choco Obopka. A
chocolate Bobka is fantastic, Cinemaboka is pretty good. So Jewish
Bobka Bobka is like, could not be any more Jewish.
If it's name is Moishe Bobka, it's it's on the

(53:47):
same level as Google. So, uh, I was I was invited.
We were invited to a to a friends Thanksgiving Thanksgiving
the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, a little pre Thanksgiving dinner at
a friend's house. Okay, So I go to Whole Foods.
They told me I was in charge of dessert. So

(54:08):
I'm gonna get a peacamp pie, maybe a pumpkin pie,
maybe both, Please do eat. I'm in the produce section, okay,
and on the ledge, you know the produce Sometimes it's
in like square boxes and they put ice in it. Right,
there's a square box and un diagonally on the corner
of the box is a chocolate bobka. Now this is

(54:29):
at the beginning of the store, random rab. There's a
couple of people in the general area, but there's nobody
looking at the bobka, just sitting there by it. So
I'm like, this is a this is a it's a
sign from God. Get the bobka and bring it to
your friend's house. They would like a good Jewish bopka. Okay,
I go and put my hand on the bobka to

(54:52):
put it in my cart, and I hear this, yo man,
that's mab bobka. Let me guess it was the last
person around you that you would think that was what
he was was ordering the I would say to you
describing the man, Uh not a fan. He was a

(55:15):
six ft six at least obviously he was. He was
a black gentleman. And I in the word these words
have never proceeded the word bobka, yo man' that's how
exactly what he said. That's great. He sounded like a
little exhaquille O'Neil. I was like in a cultural melting pot.
So I turned around. I'm I thought he was joking,

(55:39):
honestly in my life growing up. First of all, he
knew the name of it. He knew it was Bobska
my life. Listen, not only have I never seen an
Italian person grab a Bobka in my recollection, I have
certainly never seen a black man grab a Bopka. And
he said it like like I would say, like, hey,
that's my Bobka. He said it like this was his
pride and joy for the evening, this was his life

(56:00):
kiss home runs like he was like, yo, man, that's
my bob Did you ask him where to find the
rest of him? No? I knew where they were there
in the bakery section, but I was like, it's right
there by the produce. So I was like, oh, I'm
just gonna grab grab the vodka. But what was he
Why did he Why was it unclaimed? Why was it
not in his card? Because I think he put it
down for a second, Because was when I walked into
the area, I noticed he was talking to a friend

(56:21):
or somebody else. Okay, that's it's like, put the bodka
down and I walked off. I'm like, because you know,
you look around. Right, you look around if there's an
empty cart, right you go anybody looking like you? Look around?
Anybody did know it's an empty car? Why why are
you so fascinated by this? Is it the fact that
this man is the last person on earth that you
thought would be buying a vodka? Yes, that is correct,

(56:44):
and not because I look. He may be Jewish Jewish,
which is fine. Yeah, he could be. You could be
black and Jewish, but Colin Kaepernick is Jewish. You to understand,
you have to understand something. But I grew up in Brooklyn,
which wasn't called and of course we grew up in
our little circles and people in the neighborhood, and I
understand that. But there a lot of thing that my

(57:05):
my parents did, and my father is we would we
would enjoy the delicacies of other nations. We would drive
all the way. We would drive all the way to
at the time green Point, Brooklyn, which we had a
very big Polish and we would go to a place
called White Eagle Provisions. And I would walk in the
store and you know, I'm used to the Italian pastries

(57:28):
and the cold cuts, and the Italian this, and you know,
the superside of the chicken palm. I used to delis
like that. But but we would go into these Polish
places where I would get a whole new perspective on life.
And my father would order some Polish delicacies from behind
the counter and said, oh, give me a little bit
of that. And I learned over the years we would
go into the Russian neighborhoods and order chicken Kiev. I

(57:50):
would bring my father to bring home. Chicken Kiev is
pretty close to chicken color. But I was beautiful, it
was wonderful. It had a very different taste to it. Yes,
and that's like a Russian dish. You know what. We
went by the way, Chicken Kiev is now pronounced chicken Kiev.
Didn't know you is pronounced Kiev and didn't know that well.
So but my what I was getting at was I'm

(58:11):
the last person on earth that you would think would
be ordering the chicken Kiev or the Kiev, the chicken Kiev.
But I learned about Mediterranean food, about about you know,
Israeli and Greek, and you know Russian and Polish and
all all this stuff. So I have learned this over time,
and I was learned learned to keep an open mind

(58:33):
about other people, and I e I eat food from
other cultures. Also, if I hear a guy say yo
man's I'll tell you why it's different, I'm not. I'm
not thinking twice. I'm not flinching. In fact, I'm actually amused.
I'm like, yeah, you go. Is the thing that if
you're not Jewish, you weren't understand this. Necessarily everybody eats

(58:53):
Italian food, right, Everybody eats Mexican food, text max Spanish food,
they were like French food. They were a bigger culture.
Yours bigger, bigger types of food group cultures, uh that
people eat. Right, You don't necessarily eat food from Indonesia.
You might, right, but it's not as popular as Chinese

(59:13):
food of Japanese. Correct. Okay, there's tears of food, there's
levels of cultural food. It's all great. I'm not saying
Indonesian food is not as good as Chinese food. It's
just not as Americanized and as popular in America. Okay.
So Jewish food I think has a stigma that people like, oh,
I don't know what that matza? Balls? What's matza? They

(59:33):
don't even know what it is? They like people don't
know what a kinisia is outside. And that's why I
love I love it so much. I I I'm a
glutton for Jewish. When you grew up in Brooklyn with
his Jews, everyone is huge Jewish community. Guess my point was,
I I I am not accustomed to non Jews eating
Jewish food understood. And so when this man was like, yo,
man as my popka, I was like, what what I

(59:54):
thought he was joking with me. I thought he was
like an employee. He was like, I'll watch me, let
me a fool as Jewish kid here and just watch
a freaking that's hysterical. That's great. Did you have a
conversation with him? No, I said, I just said, oh,
you're like Bobka. I said, it's good. Here He's like
it's great. I was like, okay, great good. I'm gonna
get my own things. Trust him because he's not you.
I don't know, you never you never know, but you

(01:00:15):
know it's similar. Just throw me so now, I don't
think I'll have a look at a bopka again. And
not I I don't think to myself. Some of them
sweet smelling pastries I've had or tasted and smelled was
in a Portuguese bakery in uh in the Iron Bound
section of New York. I walked to Portuguese Portuguese bakery.
They have these awesome little Oh my god, they have
a little cream inside these little little You like Cuban food?

(01:00:41):
H Yes, I do? I love? I love. Yeah. I
mean I'm gonna say rope. I'm gonna say the obvious stuff, right. So,
so I didn't eat Cuban food till about five six years.
Food is great. I like my because you know what's
on a Cuban sandwich. Mustard and pickles, keep things. This
is one thing, okay, But growing up, when I heard
Cuban sandwich and it had I thought mustard and pickles.

(01:01:04):
Why would I like Cuban food If their signature sandwich
has two things I hate? Why would I do? I
assumed Cuban food was a lot of pickles and mustard.
I didn't know. So then when I got older, I
was like, wow, Cuban food is steak and different plantains.
I love Cuban a lot of stuff. But Cuban food
again not as popular as Mexican food in America. No terrific.

(01:01:28):
But I so Jewish food. Listen, you can go to.
I would say of America does not have Jewish food
or Jewish people have tasted Jewish food, right right, Like
I said, I knew a woman who will moved from Jersey.
Was That's why I told everybody when they come to
New York, they gotta go to Saidel's going to cats
His Deli, not Saidel's. You don't go to foo food

(01:01:50):
to start. You don't go to the fooful place. Oh
my god. Alright, I got that challenge like other way.
It didn't explain to that. Explank you you're talking over
the jingle. Damn it. It's from explain it. Okay. Kiev
used to be part of the Soviet Union, but now

(01:02:12):
it's part of Ukraine and they have a different dialect, right,
so they're called Kiev. Right, it's k y I V
now where it used to be k I e v. Okay. Hold,
I'll take the man rush like talking over the jingles
like you've got when we keep talking. On always emails

(01:02:35):
at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com, Rebecca
Chan writes to us it says, please thank the Brooklyn
Boys really appreciate you for addressing the mispronunciation of pang
shoe eyes name in the media. As a child of
Chinese immigrants, people constantly pete constantly, People constantly mispronounced and
misspell my parents names. While I understand that these mistakes

(01:02:57):
can happen, the stakes are higher when it comes to
the new is. Mispronouncing a name and one that is
actually not that complicated if someone just took an extra
few seconds to fact check comes off as dismissive and disrespectful,
especially given the circumstances. Thank you, Rebecca. Yes, and we're
she's talking about p e n g s h U
a I where people were calling her ping sway because

(01:03:20):
of feng shui, and and but we know it's peng Shui.
I get that right, Yeah, Well you know what? Um?
Do you know who? Uh? Well, you don't watch the
Daily Show. Well, one of the correspondents on the Daily
Show is Um. I want to get his His background
is Indian, is Indian descent. His name on the Daily

(01:03:43):
Show was a Samanage right. As a comedian, he was
a Samanage right. Well, now he has his own show
in a bigger career and he's not on the Daily
Show anymore. And he was on the Tonight Show about
a month ago. And Jimmy Fallon says, coming up on
the show, let Yemen Hassan Minha. So wait a minut
it So I said, what how does Jimmy Fallon not
not how to pronounced his guests name Hassan Minhaj. So

(01:04:05):
he comes out and he goes, your name is Hassan Minhaj. Right,
he goes yep, he said, they americanized my name. Oh
but his name is actually Hassan Minha, brother of Nikki.
Is that the cousin not Minaj Minhaj said Mina, anyway,
she's French. That's manage. Craig Brosler wrote to us on email.

(01:04:26):
I saw this while scrolling through Facebook instantly though out
of you, guys. It's a huge sign that someone put
up professional and it's an a T M machine available inside. Yes,
I saw that. That's hilarious. Brandy Simmons with the Simons
with the typo police. Um, listen. I want to say.
My stepdad passed away recently after the long battle with Parkinson's.

(01:04:46):
One thing we shared was our sense of humor. He
was in and out of I see you for weeks
and was bored out of his mind. I played him
a few of the brodies rants and the stories from
that you guys tell. The first was the ups story,
one of the few times he left in his final
few weeks. It is the gift. I cannot thank you
guys enough for um anyway, that's yeah. And then she

(01:05:09):
goes into a typo that she saw on the TV
show Hoarders. That's from Brandy Wikowski and that was it's
a visual but they spelled orders wrong. Hey, um, before
we get out of here, should we make a shirt
that with a picture of a bobca It says, yo,
man has my Bob? Yo Man? That's Bob. I don't
know it. Mike sell about three my one. Okay, let's see.

(01:05:29):
I gotta go, okay, okay, alright. So, dear Beery and Scrody, understand,
you guys work hard and often and often, but I
greatly appreciate you getting off your asses and getting back
to work. I need new Brooklyn Boys. Podcasts. Don't take vacations.
I love your off time. But please that he wants
us to issue a podcast on a non working week. Um,

(01:05:50):
I've done that in the past. We couldn't do it
this time. I'm getting I'm ready. This is what he
wrote when we were on vacation. I'm ready for you
to get back behind the mic and talk some ship
for fox sake. I know there's gotta be a ton
of stories from the past couple of weeks. Uh, Brody
and Squary, Scary and Brody, Beery and Scroty and Scrody
and Beery. Thank you so much. So that goes for you,
Chris Travers, We're back. What can we say for you? Um?
Then we have one other one if I may gotta go. Okay, okay,

(01:06:15):
my last one, Okay, alright, alright, Brody and Scary. I
love the Bizarro episode one episode where Brody is healthy
and Scary is less bougie. Brodie's eating healthy Scaries less bougie.
But I do have a gripe with Scary. My last name,
Della Bernarda is a class Italian name, and Scary thought
it was Jewish, not that there's anything wrong with that.

(01:06:38):
Take his Italian card away, Brody totally joking. I'm sorry
I miss pronounce your named Brian Della Bernarda, but there
you go. I thought he was Jewish and um and
finally Paola says, oh my god, love you guys. Go
benson Hurst I recently visited a friend in the Poconos.
We went to a Dunkin Donuts and she placed her order,

(01:06:58):
which was three large cough, he's in a couple of
a couple of sandwiches. The girl at the window told
her to please drive up and park in the handicap
parking area. I lost my ship. I was like, no,
don't you dare pull up. This is a drive through,
not a park through. My friend, who doesn't listen to
you guys, who now she now does, did not understand
why I lost my ship, but of course I explained it,

(01:07:20):
and she thought it was ridiculous to get upset, and anyway,
it was pretty funny. I got upset. She didn't. But
I listened to your podcast Wonderful Love you guys, been
listening since episode zero. I'm up on number nine, number
seventy six right now. Love Paula d no relation to
PAULI Dy Yeah real quick, yeah, everybody go to Elvis

(01:07:43):
drand dot com slash sauce and watch me cook a lasagna.
RAO sponsor hits the bench. What the what are you
doing to me? What the fun is that all about?
What are you doing? What are you doing? Brodie? The hell. Hey, no, no, no, no, no,

(01:08:08):
no no, that's not right. Hello. He fucking left me
here by myself. I can't end it like that, Okay.
I just want the slicest to know that Dave Brody
did inappropriate fucking commercial for himself a sponsor on the
way out when it was too late to hate the jingle.
And I don't even have a jingle for him. I'm

(01:08:30):
gonna have a jingle, Maide, and we're gonna play the
jingle on Brodie next time. Funk that guy.