#86 Brody Wants a Longer Hose

#86: The boys recap their weekend at the shore including illegally holding a parking space for someone; Skeery victim blames the people who got robbed at a convenience store; Brody can't find his hose; Grammar Police; Listener Email

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start Up, start Up, Brooklyn, start Up, Brooklyn buys dot Up.
They're making Noise dot Up show. Oh yeah, it's eighty
six now, but people even know. We're talking about the
Brooklyn Boys podcast. One of us is healthy today, dude.

(00:24):
You know me? I never get sick? Ever? How many
is you know me? Bertie? Uh been a lot? And
when did you ever know me to be under the weather,
sleep late, call out sick for whatever. You're always the
one that says, oh, I don't get sick, and everybody
hates you for it. Yeah. There was at one time
that I was hung over so badly and I did

(00:45):
because d Yeah that one time. That was like ten
years ago though a long time ago. Yeah. So I'm
usually on my ship, but I can't kick this and
I'm blaming it on my allergies. I am in a
in an awful way right now. Um, I got my
noses running. I feel pressure on my cheek bones in

(01:05):
the front when I pressed like the sides of my noses.
What my nose me to my lips? I thought you
said you pressed the sides of your noses. Well, I'm
an Italian, so I might I think I might have
to you know, it's so freaking big. But look, look
I'm pressing on it and I feel compression there. You
know what you should do for that? What? Don't press
that easier than does? But it's now causing my left

(01:27):
moler on the top to hurt me a little bit.
And but I checked my my temperature several times and
I still oh my god, I used the rectal thermometer
in my mouth, that's the problem. Yeah, No, I was
five for all three times, so I don't have a fever.
But I don't know. What do you think if you

(01:48):
weren't drinking last night? What are you? What are you
in the last few days? Because my everyone in my
family has allergies but me, and they're all destroyed this week.
Oh yeah, my wife's taken double whatever where it is
she takes well, I took alive or whatever. I don't know.
I went around the room asking people what I should
take for this. I wouldn't even know. The first thing, Hike,

(02:08):
don't come to me because you're all Sniffley and Snizy
the room. By the way, speaking of Sniffley knows, we
did a bit on the elvist Red Morning Show today,
which today's Thursday, The ninth. Okay, So we were talking
about dumb reasons you break up with people, and somebody
texted in, I was dating a guy much taller than
me and his nose was running and it ran out

(02:29):
of his nose into mine, and so, okay, I would
definitely break up with the person for that. But how
what were you doing? How were you kissing where your
nose nostrils were facing up? You know you're that's a
little redundant. I apologize. Your nostrils are pointing up and

(02:50):
his are down? Like what kind of crazy? Yeah, like
I could see if it like it landed in her mouth,
if she was upside down on the bed. Well, that's
what I'm saying. Where they would doing like a sixty
nine of the faces, Like what do you Her head
could have been hanging off the bed and you but
that wouldn't mean that I had to do then being
tall her point, Why don't you're saying the reverse there?

(03:12):
But know what she said was he was taller than me,
and so I think maybe kissing, but not upping into
our nose unless you like, go up. Was she snorting
in at the time it dropped by? I don't know,
I don't know that's gross. You know when your love
your love and you you do things and you overlook things.
But it's not it's not it's not funny. It's not
funny at all. It's not funny. Oh, I do have

(03:34):
a music story coming up. I can't wait to hear this.
Those are the that's the commercial with the Booger family, right,
the Green Boogers. Yeah. Yeah, So I am a bad
sick person. I am. I am a baby when I'm sick.
I don't know about you, but I'm the good time.
I'm the worst. I'm like I can't do anything. And
this robbing your girlfriend, like, go, suck it up, let's go.

(03:56):
She doesn't see me when I'm sick. She's like, I
don't want to deal with you because because when I
was a kid, I would get babied and get coddled.
Of course, Mommy, your mommy, my mom's Yeah, my mom
is in the area. When I'm sick, I'll make you soup.
Yeah that's my mom. I don't have that. So when
i'm alone, I just sit there like my wife is
very good to me. But when I'm sick, like, get

(04:18):
over it. I I just because I because I go,
I take care of the kids. I keep moving. I
don't have the luxury that right. I don't want to
be sexist, but it's usually but well, they're saying a
complimentary way that they keep moving. That's fine. They're born
that way. They can. They can handle all kinds of ship.
We can't. The slightest. Oh my god, I'm convinced that

(04:42):
it hits men differently. You are. Yeah, I think i'd
like to. I think I think the flu to a
man's biology, the testosterone interacts with the flu, making it
much worse. I think when women get the flu, it's
it's like a four on a one to ten, and
they think it's what we have and they muscle through it.

(05:02):
And I'm only saying that not to be offensive to women,
but I'm saying it because you guys handle it like
it's a four. And if it is at ten and
you're handling like it's a four, God bless you. Yeah,
no pun intended. I just I feel like I've never
seen even when my wife is really sick, she'll go
all right, I gotta go, and she and she's fine,
And like here I lay on the couch and I
feel like someone kicked me in the face. The room

(05:23):
is spinning. I get that pain over my eyes. Anyway,
I'm attributing it to the pollen in the air and
the trees and full bloom and all that not. They're
not there yet. Um. You know. It was last summer,
in the middle of July, after we came back from
our two week break on this very podcast where I
told you the story of what happened to me on
the fourth of July where Robin and I and another

(05:45):
couple went to the Jersey shore and that we were approached.
Oh yeah, the swingers, swingers Aladro and his and his wife.
I'll have you alla want you? Yeah, yeah, So, okay,
remember that story. I don't know you if you listening
to you heard me tell story. And they wanted to

(06:07):
hook up with us, and the guy kept leaving and
then he kept coming, doubling back and he's like I'm back,
and then he was hitting you know, he's like, feel
my wife's movies. Feel my wife's movies. In case you
hadn't heard it, we're recapping slightly. Yeah, And so he
wanted like the girls to touch each other and everything.
So he was going to anniversary and we're gonna we
want we want to take you to our penthouse down

(06:27):
the street where we could all party all night and
watched the sun comes. All right, so um, this one
more day weekend, I was at the shore with Robin
and the same couple, and we hadn't seen each other
in a while, and in a while or since last year?
Have you seen them since? Yea twice? Oh you never
mentioned that. Yeah, we hung out a couple of times.

(06:48):
You hung out, you know, he wants to bang your
girlfriend and hung I would no, no, no, this is
my friend, my friend Joe and his girlfriend and the swingers.
No no, we never made friends with the swingers. As
you looking forwards me and in four of us, it
was the swinger night was Robin and I and my
friend Joe and his girlfriend. And it was a third couple, right,

(07:10):
and it was a third couple that we're hitting on.
The third couple was not there this weekend? Well well, well,
so Robin and I were out to dinner reminiscing with
Joe and his girlfriend placed the Jersey Shore and Asbury
Park called Brando's not a sponsor, and we were having
Italian food and so after this, let's go to the

(07:32):
rooftop of the Asbury Hotel, not a sponsor, and we're like, sure,
let's go to the Asbury Hotel. And then Joe turns
to me as like, how funny would it be if
aldro and his wife were just where we left him
on the fourth of July? And I said, you know,
I said, this is a fifty fifty shot that that
guy will be up there, because if you think about it, well,

(07:52):
it's either he's there he's not. But there's a very
good chance. He's a very good chance he will be
there because that's his hanging, that's where that's his nest.
You almost saw his hang. Well, I didn't want to
see his hang. So sure enough we leave Brandos, we
go to the rooftop. As been walking towards the back
of the very hotel rooftop, there was Alejandro hitting on

(08:15):
a couple of girls like you ladies are gorgeous, You're
all gorgeous. I'm gonna buy you drinks, the same lines
he used on us on the fourth of July. And
Robin turns to me and she that's him, And then
she goes to Joe. There he is, and we're all
looking at each other like, holy sh it. The guy
was there he was back because that's his haunt, that's
where he goes. Yeah, so we uh, we avoided him.

(08:37):
He didn't recognize us, but I just thought it was fun.
He didn't recognize you. What a whore? He tried to
sleep with you? Yeah, but you know what need people?
He does that to every summer. I get it. You
think that he takes time off. Did you have the
conversation again with Robin? What conversation I have any conversation
with her? Like so a year later, like she were

(08:58):
willing to talk to a andro No d This guy
is like looks like Pitbull on crack, like real crack,
not psycho out of his mind, just just not Okay,
he's ugly. Pit Bull ugly, that's what you're saying, right, Okay,
ugly people just really burnt down. Pit Bull on crack
probably still looks like Pitbull. I'm gonna be like, okay,
Pitople on meth, it still probably looks like pit Yeah.

(09:20):
If you're on meth, you got you got like half teeth,
you know, teeth. I haven't done methsine third grade, so
it's me up. It isn't yeah, oh my god. Anyway,
So anyway, we'll move on, but I just would I
wanted to bring it full. Sorry, you're gonna after we
finished this podcast go back and edit all the no,
you get what you pay for a right, Yeah, which

(09:40):
if you guys paid ten cents of podcast, he would
take those. You know, we should revisit that. Well. You
know a bunch of people have tweeted me saying that
they would pay ten cents an episode. Yeah, and people
would tell tell me that they pay a quarter. You
know what else? People have suggested on the text more
tissues for the co hosts. There's that, and you know
I have some in my back pocket. But they also
suggested that we opened up a Brooklyn Boys merch store.

(10:02):
And what would that look like? And I'm thinking, like
I could totally see Slice for Life t shirts that
that's right right up front. All you should jar your
mom's tomato sauce with Brooklyn Boys tomato sauce, Marinara. Should
we open a merch store right now? It's great? Should
we open a merch store? I don't know, maybe I
mean that's greedy. Well, if it's a real Brooklyn Boys,

(10:23):
like a Brooklyn thing, we should open it up and
then burn it down for insurance. Would people wear would
people we'd steal the hub caps? Oh god, we would.
Actually would people buy a Brooklyn Boys Slice for Life
T shirt? If I believe they would, I would. What
would that look like? Would it have pizza on it?
Of course it would have PiZZ I think you'd have

(10:44):
real pizza on it. I think it like a scratch
And I think it asked that pizza stains needs to
smell like pepperoni. Uh, talk to Alejandro about that, listen. Uh,
that's fine. I would have T shirts. Um, I would
have Brooklyn Boys baseball hats and maybe a Brooklyn Boys

(11:05):
pizza cutter. Oh, one of those things. What about? What
about for the women? They can't use a pizza cutter?
They can't have a shirt, a baseball cap? What women
don't with baseball caps? Is there anything sexier than a
woman with her head through a ponytail? That's pretty, it's
pretty sexy, But I think a lot of most women
don't like. What are the general eyes reporting for duty?

(11:25):
What about specific items for that women would use, Like
an accessory that only a woman could use. I mean
like a handbag, Brooklyn Boys handbag? What are you talking about?
Stolen sap? Holder, what do you what do you mean
like bedazzled flask? Bedazzled? Well, men don't want to bedazzled.
We know men that would want to bedazzled flask. And
why would women want a flask? We don't. We're not alcoholics,

(11:48):
not that you're an alcoholsk somebody. We don't talk about alcohol.
It's gotta be about this podcast, So it has to
be something specific. FedEx package is Brooklyn boys on it?
Do you like that? What about what about a fuck you?
A oh f you Ape seventy seven shirt? I would
wear that absolutely, I would wear that. We have no
relevance in society, doesn't matter if some people don't mean

(12:09):
you're at your local state fair and you wear the
F you Ape seventy seven. If somebody knows that, comes
comes over to you, if somebody comes over you. And
if you had a shirt that said hashtag figot or
or Sagel, hashtag spagel, that'd be that be tremendous with
a picture of a bagel in a bag, like a
bag of bagels and under it hashtag spagel. Yeah, so

(12:33):
that you know, there's an instant bonding moment and then
like you know, like a circle with a line through
it over the bag, like say no to Spagel's. That'd
be great. That's the shirt. Someone's gonna make that for
me in a navy or a dark gray in an
Excel bring it. I'm thinking, no, it would would I
actually know what you know that that might actually we

(12:53):
might have some boy Spagel's, Yeah pizza and Spagel's Pizza, Spagel's,
ohs bagels frozen anyway, I don't know. This is all
just all right. So, speaking of Brooklyn, I don't want
Jersey promises on this podcast. I wanna, yeah, I want
to combine Brooklyn with the Jersey Shore. So we we

(13:15):
did a live show on Friday at Jenkinson's Boardwalk at
Jenkinson's Point Pleasant Beach in right, yeah, all right. So
it's a it's a massive it's a fairly large boardwalk
with the carnival games and food and ride. You know,
you know what we're talking about. If there was anywhere
near at Ocean or a leave. You've been at the

(13:35):
Iowa State Fair, but it's on a boardwalk all the time.
But it's in the summer. So we were did the
broadcast Friday and my wife says, oh, the kids want
to go to the beach. Now, let's go to the beach.
If you if you know anything about New Jersey, you
look at a map, it's got, you know, a couple
of hundred miles of coastline on whatever it is. And uh,
they decided they want to go to the same beach
we were out on Friday. I said, it's all these beaches.

(13:58):
We want to go to Point Pleasant, we want go
to the rides whatever. Not a sponsor. So we drive
down on Sunday because it's not Memorial Day. Day is Monday.
So we're like, go because you can't drive down there
on down on Thursday or Friday and up on Monday
because everyone's coming and going, We're going Sunday. We get
there like five o'clock. The beach closes at five thirty.
We figured we'll well, the lifeguards leave at five thirty,

(14:19):
can still go on the ocean. We get there at
five o'clock. It's mayhem. Can't find a parking space. Mayhem.
Every street is a parking lot of cars trying to
find parking. Half the street su permit parking only right.
And so my wife is driving because it's her car.
But you know, we're from Brooklyn. We like to give
our advice point not so pleasant. Right. So at one

(14:40):
point I went, hey, you should make it right here,
and so she made the right and we got like
nailed into traffic and no man's land. And I got
it for like twenty minutes. Oh yeah, make a right,
swap move, make a right. We could have made a left.
You ought to make it right, Mr big shot in
the passenger seat. That's like taking the wrong We're going
down the wrong path and Dragon's and then you you die.

(15:01):
Wow reference that's wow. Okay, by the path to the left. Yeah, okay.
So after about an hour, now you know I'm I'm
I'm a Brooklyn driver. I'm an aggressive driver. I want
the wheel. I'm like, hey, you want me to take
the note? I got it. But she's getting upset and frustrated. Whatever. Anyway,

(15:22):
we we we parked right by the hotel we stayed
in across the street. It was a short block. It's
two beautiful new homes with spiral staircases and giant decks
in the back to look at the ocean. And the
third piece of land on the corner is a construction site. Right,
nothing's been building something we see someone pulling out. We

(15:44):
quickly grabbed this. We make a crazy U turn. We
grabbed the spot. It's a meter, okay, and the meters
are still working on a frigging Sunday, and point pleasant
you have to put money in the meter. Ridiculous. I
mean they only have three months to make their entire
year's work. Frigging sun Day, the Lord's Day, the matter
memorial data line to day. They're on the clock, right,

(16:04):
So first of all, f you for having meters on
Sunday night. But okay, so we put the credit card
in now Sundays my friend. So I'm in the cart,
my wife and two of my kids. My oldest kid
is with her boyfriend driving in his car. She's driving
because she knows the area a little better. He doesn't
want to drive around New Jersey. It's not from New Jersey, okay.
So I know they don't have the skill set to

(16:27):
fight for a spot the way a trained professional does.
So I call him, where are you? Oh, we're like
eight minutes away from where you are because we're tracking
them on an app and they're stuck in in bumper
to bumper street traffic trying away. Whose bright idea was
it to go down the shore again from my wife,
and we took two cars, which means you have to

(16:48):
find two spots. Okay. So as we're parking in the
spot with the meat with the meter and we're putting
the money in this a driveway behind us, right behind
our car whether whether one of the houses is and
then about twenty ft behind our car is the next
parking space. It's a metered park, metered spot. Two guys

(17:09):
get in the car and they're pulling out. So we
call my other daughter and I say, hey, get over.
Here is a guy getting out. It's gonna take me
ten minutes to get there because I'm traffic. Did you
hold on? So first my daughter says, my middle daughter says,
I'll get in the spot and stand there for her.
That doesn't work, and maybe in small town America people like, oh,

(17:32):
he's in the spot, let him go. No if you
do that in the Northeast. So I got. I go
into the window of the two guys in the car
and I said, excuse me, yeah, what what I like
the New Jersey attitude? I said, are you guys leaving? Yeah?
I go, I'll give you ten bucks if you just
sit here till my daughter gets here in like eight minutes.

(17:53):
Don't leave because I figured parking was thirty. By the
way that I mentioned that parking is thirty dollars. We
get there at five thirty. The day's almost done and
it's thirty. I saw. I'm figuring it's less money, not
where The guy was like, not thirty. Now he could
have been lying to me. He could have been right,
he could have been ten. But so I told the guy,
I'll give you ten bucks worth the ten bucks at

(18:14):
that point, right, give me a ten bucks. The guy says, no,
I gotta go ten bucks. Now, I gotta go. Now,
I gotta go. I gotta go. So he pulls out,
and my daughter's like, I'll stand here. I go. You
cannot stand here this now this cars lined up the
street right, they're lined up in both directions, but they're

(18:36):
at a light now, so no one is coming towards
where we are. They're all going in the opposite direction
outside of the street. And they haven't noticed the spot yet.
So I see the construction site and it's got you know, bricks,
an outhouse, um and orange cone. Run. I grab an
orange cone. I put it in the spot. Perfect Now

(18:57):
in Brooklyn, I'll explain why in Brooklyn we grew, people
would keep extra cones in their trunk. That's right, in
case of emergency, an emergency being you want to save
a spot for somebody, Right, So I put the car,
I put the cone in the spot, and I tell
my daughter walk away, walk away, don't look at it,
walk away, don't act like we did that. Walk away,
and Dad, you can't do that. Oh, yes, she did,
so she just she just mom, Dad put a spot,

(19:19):
cone in the spot. So my wife looks. He goes,
he's some Brooklyn. He's allowed, of course, as he starts laughing.
How many cars passed and how much time passed it was?
How many people? It was eleven minutes after you put
the car in, eleven minutes before my daughter showed up,
I would say thirty cars went by. They all looked
and kept going. Not one of them thought it's the
cone scam. Not one of them because they're not from Brooklyn, right.

(19:41):
Plus it's right by a construction site. They must have figured.
But why would there be a cone on a Sunday?
Didn't make any sense? Yeah, but there was still there
was there a dumpster by nearby. There was a car
behind it and a driveway in front of it. Yeah,
well you know your your eyes just see the entire
scene and you're distracted. Okay, the whole place is under construction,
right right right, I'm questioning that. So my daughter keeps
looking to make sure it's the spots there. I go,

(20:03):
stop looking. If you look the chick is up, people
will know you're eyeing it like you did it. You
don't know anything, you know not don't look, don't look.
And so as my my daughter pulled up the block
from the other side of the road, this is brilliant.
I wait, I wait till she makes the U turn
because I don't want to attention. She makes the U
turn and just I pull the code out just as

(20:24):
she pulls in. Got that spot already too late for
anybody else, morally wrong, Brooklyn, completely brilliant, and it's a
free spot. You don't have to pay anyone anything. Right now.
I'm not saying that where you're from, wherever you're listening from,
you guys don't do it. I'm just saying I was
taught that most people don't really live well that's island
and cosmopolitan area. I'm just saying that, you know, if

(20:47):
you're listening in a different part of the country. But
you don't do that. Parking spots are I mean, you
have big open lands. So I knew a guy in
my old neighborhood. You know those police horses. It's like
a piece of wooden and two legs. They don't say
police on him, but then you know what I'm talking about.
It's the two A shaped legs and then a beam
across the barricade. He had the three pot barricade he

(21:08):
would put together and put in the spot in front
of his house. He'd come home and have a spot.
One guy on my block had an old couch. He
would put the couch in the spot and then a
garbage bag on it to make it look like it
was gonna get picked up by the by the garbage company.
I got something even better, but it was non garbage day,
so that no one would move a couch to get
a spot. We had. Big Bob was big Big Bob.

(21:30):
Big Bob took an old junk junker of a car
and bought it for the sheer purpose of leaving it
permanently in the fucking spot so no one could ever
park in front of his house. But then he couldn't
park in front of his house. He didn't want it.
His point was he didn't want anybody parking in the space.
That's a whole other level of people with issues. It's like,

(21:51):
you don't want not only do you not want people
to take your spot, but now you don't want anyone
parking in front of your house, regardless of who it is,
and regardless of you either spot or not. So he
bought this clunky green seventies car and he put a
sign on it permanently that wrote that said car doesn't
move to avoid tickets on alternate side. At some point

(22:13):
you have to get a ticket for that. Nope, never did,
never got That fucking car sat in his spot in
front of his house for the better part of eleven years.
I'm not even can. You can call my parents right
now and they'll prove I mean, I'm just I'm not
even joking with you, alright. Well, and my whole years,
my years growing up in Brooklyn, this junkie car was

(22:34):
sitting there, my mom and I By the way, people
have my mom on next episode. People are asking for
Mama Brod every one next episode. Uh, if she's available.
The crazy car guy on My block used to sell cars, right,
he would get them from from all over the country whatever,
and he'd bring jelappy looking beat up cars. And if
you needed a beat up car, you go to him.

(22:55):
Right now, everybody knows in Brooklyn the cheapest place to
car insurance that you can get on the East coast
is Browood County, Florida. Well that's one of them. So
people would go and rent like they buy a little
piece of land like, and then they would register that
car in Browood County, Florida. All the cars had Browood County,
Florida plates. But what this guy would do, same thing
to reserve spots because he needed he needed all four

(23:16):
spots in front of the little apartment building he lived in.
He would put old cars there. But he couldn't get
a ticket because he would print license plates. He would
get cardboard license plates printed that looked like metal plates,
and he would put them on the car, or he
put him in the window of the cars. He couldn't
touch him and feel him, so the cops would come
by and go, oh, he's got a license plate and now,

(23:38):
and he would leave it there. Same thing. Car doesn't run,
car won't move right, So he would have all four
spots in front of the apartment building. Crazy car guy, brilliant, brilliant,
but also psycho at the same time, because what problem
do you have with sharing the fucking sidewalk with your
fellow neighbors. Well, i'll tell you, you you know what we should.
I don't want to, you know what, I'll tell the

(24:00):
story even though what happened to my mother because I
know she's busy today. So she she parks her car.
She lives in an adult community, meaning you go through
the gate, you tell that, you give the guy that
the arm goes up, you go in the huge area
and it's all for people over fifty years old, right,
So it's all older people and all all Toyota cameras
and whatever similar cars. And so she parks in a

(24:21):
car part, which is basically like a garage with no door, right,
And so it's a long building with a bunch. You
get a spot, it has a roof and a sidewall
and you just pull in. So they had to get
you had they had to clean the car parts out,
and they wanted to repave inside the car parts. So
they put up a sign which I'm gonna post on
Instagram at some point this week. It says car poard cleaning,

(24:44):
no parking anywhere. How do you not park anywhere? You
can't park anywhere? How does that make sense? You have
to blow up your car. You have to park somewhere,
the suggesting you put it in your own garage. No,
it's as you don't know. You can't park in your
car poard you you can't park anywhere. It says no

(25:05):
parking anywhere, So that means you're parking on the street. No,
that's that's awhere. No parking anywhere? But how far it
is anywhere? But that's what I'm saying. How far is anywhere?
Anywhere's everywhere? If you can't park anywhere, you have to
keep driving your car. I would imagine you could park
around the block. That's somewhere. I know it's somewhere, But

(25:25):
that's that's not what the sign is saying that that's
out of the range of anywhere? Does it No, does
it say anywhere in the vicinity of this? Okay, show
me the sign. Does it say anywhere? What does it say?
It looks at the picture it's a floor sign. Yeah,
it's car part cleaning, right, no parking anywhere? Right? So
to me, my interpretation, can you stand he's sitting in

(25:48):
the car, the engine running anywhere, there's a car poord
in that area, you can't park anywhere? Say in that
area doesn't say don't park it anywhere. If I can't
see that sign, then I could park there because you're somewhere.
You're somewhere else. Right anyway anyway said park somewhere else anywhere,
but well, somewhere else is vague too, then right, but

(26:09):
somewhere else at least means not here. This doesn't say
don't park here, just don't pluck anyone parking anywhere anywhere.
So my mother she couldn't drive the car to your
house and park there because the sign suggests that it
can't park anywhere. My house is somewhere. That's what the
sign says. Well, I mean, don't take the sign to literally, Brodie,
I mean, but that's what the sign says. I know
the sign says. The sign that says you have to

(26:31):
have a membership card to get inside. Thank you, Tesla,
A great car, by the way, you did park by
the way that that's a that's a cover Tesla. That's
a cover song. Can you park your test where a band?
I think called load. I wrote the anyway, can you
park your You're ruining the fucking joke. Can you park
your test Barkley Tesla anywhere anywhere? Okay? So she parks
around the corner because she didn't take the sign literally,

(26:53):
because we had that conversation. She's like, I gotta plunk
somewhere I go. The sign says you're in trouble. So
she parks around the corner on the main street where
all the people are parking. It's not a site out
of mind, so I can't see your fucking sign of anywhere.
So she parks on the main street and as a
house it's an attached house because it's all old people

(27:14):
with attached houses, and it's an attached house. She parks
on the street. The woman doesn't own the street. It's
not her parking space, it's the main street. Comes out
and says, um, how long will you be leaving your
car there? My mother says as long as it takes
to clean out the car part because we can't park
anywhere and I gotta park here. The woman says oh.

(27:38):
So then she comes back a couple of days later
to get something out of her car, and the woman
comes out again and says, you need to move your car.
My mother says why, She says, because I have the
guy coming and he needs to have a spot. Mother says,
what do you mean the guy? Who's the guy? Because
I'm having a delivery and the guy needs to pull

(27:59):
up there, so you're gonna eat the movie car. The
guy that wrote the sign that you can't park anywhere.
So my mother says, the whole street is empty. The
guy can park in front of my mother and walk
an extra foot and a half. People are so He's like, uh,
if he charges me extra for parking away because you're

(28:19):
so My mother is like, you know what, I'm staying here.
My mother gave it to Brooklyn. She gave it the
Brooklyn face, and she's like, I'm not moving my car
and parking my car. Point, why are these people so petty?
She didn't want to and I don't even know this
woman has a car. It wasn't like the woman had
her own car there. She didn't want in front of
the house, which is technically the back of the house

(28:41):
waste based on how the house. You don't feeling right now,
because we talked about the Jersey Shore Jersey go Ahead
was a parody song that you wrote a long time ago.
Now Will Smith is in the film Aladdin. He's back now,
and you wrote this song when Will Smith was I

(29:01):
want to say song Miami. I'm going to Miami. But
if you're gonna play this, I just want to First
of all, it's long. It's okay, it's it's two minutes
and twelve second, which is long now for parodies, which
we gotta get I know, but we're gonna play all
two and a half dat. We'll play a minute. They

(29:25):
used to be thirty five cents for the Guarden State
Parkway tokens every like five miles. It's all right, kay,
the song is fro. We're good. Don't make it sound old.
Twenty year old song. This was a big hit. This
was such a big hit. A Prick radio station on
the Jersey Shore uh Re sang it. Even if you
can't relate, you could still laugh because let's just play

(29:48):
a minute. You know, you might be listening to North
Dakota right now, but I think you'll you'll I think
you'll like this. I didn't my Game of Throne song.
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, New Jersey bear My Beach bringing
the heat ah ha ha. Can you'll smell that? Can
you'll smell at God? The state? Ah? Here, I am

(30:12):
in a place where you can't left turn, New Jersey,
the place where Jack Handle turns every day in the
shopping mall, everybody's shopping all day Newark and Wayne. Okay,
so we spent a little something. By exit, third Team
and Joey in the car driving down to eight States.
We're feeling ill from the arthic kill. With the Jersey
ladies past, they'd be like, can you see them with
pages embraces, real blank faces. The show's my vacation lifting

(30:34):
Secoccus and my Claire black whites. They all have big blood.
Everybody goes to Springsteen's playing and every girl I know
it's cracking, gumming, hairspraying. Every Friday night, I hang out
and whole boat in the thirty five cents for the
Garden State Coat, getting body in the state where the
stink is on all night on the beach with my girlfriend.
Welcome Tim, Hi, I'm fetal, I'm from Jersey, going out

(30:56):
to dinner Heaton Palmer jan all night with my girl,
let my dodge named on. Welcome to New Jersey. I'm
going to Yeah, that's Brody with his and uh our
boy Spruce sang on it. That's not Spruce you've been
working for. That's not Spruce. That's a guy who's black

(31:17):
boy that not every black person is Spruce. You know
what ship was Spruce? You even word Spruce writing comedy
for twenty five years. Bruce is not a singer. That's
that's Ralph. That sounds like Spruce to me. No, he
did the jar Rule duets bits that I did years ago.
Everyone thought my bad was a guy that sound what

(31:39):
What made you think it was Spruce and not? Because
Spruce has been your writing partner in that department for
all those years. I right, right, I just assumed that
was him. Really, why doesn't sound like him? I like
him to me, so it sounds like a black person
to you. Hey, this is Sebastian Manaskalkle and you're listening
to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Scary and Brody Brodie.

(32:02):
I need your help on this. I'm really this is
something that that got my goat. I tried to bring
it up to Elvis earlier in the week and he
wasn't as incensed as I was. But I think you
maybe is this one of those where you you you
you get very upset and and pumped up and then

(32:22):
you go down. And then Elvis I was so mad.
I can't believe people do this, and he looks at you, like,
why you upset? I don't know. It was a story
that took place. Then, By the way, Jan Brady is
trending on Twitter right now as we record this, is
she sick? No? I I got worried. You have? So
when you go on Twitter, how you see a celebrity
You're like, oh right, because like they don't have a
new So Jan Brady was trending. But Eve Plumb, who

(32:45):
played Jan Brady on The Brady Bunch, wasn't trending. So
I thought too, people not know Eve Plumb is. But
if Eve Plumb died, wouldn't they say Jan Brady plump?
But why is she trending? It's a political thing. Okay,
you have to look it up. But the point is
she's trending, and just made me think of it because
you said, is this story so um the bronx? Okay, clap, okay, clap,
so the bronx. Uh, let's stake you there. There was

(33:07):
a woman who so a woman owns a bodega walks
into a bar. No, a woman owns a bodega, okay.
And she had a tip can sitting on the inside
of the plexiglass, the bulletproof glass. Yeah, but but the
inside there's an opening for you to actually pay. But

(33:28):
literally maybe a foot off to the side on the
inside of the glass is this tip can. It's a
giant can, like a coffee can. Okay. And now would
people put money in it? It's behind then they have
a separate can for the people. And then she she
transfers the money at the end of the day to
this other camp which she has on the counter on
the counter, and the daughter was apparently she was saving

(33:51):
for the daughter's college fund. And they showed this video
surveillance of a guy reaching over, reaching in and grabbing
the can and running off. Do you know what I
didn't see the video. You have to crane his art,
like you have to like Ben Downe away. She was

(34:12):
like pretty much like in an over a little bit.
He didn't take a hangar and grab the can was
right there. Do you know much money he got away
with in that fucking can? Four thousand dollars? No? No, no, no,
you didn't tell Elvis that four thousand dollars. They were

(34:34):
interviewed on the news and she said, I was saving
up from my daughter's college fund and it took me
about eight years to get that money. And the daughter
then shows you the marks on the wood of where
the counter that that's how long that can has been
sitting there. Then you see the marks on the wood.

(34:55):
All right, here's a dumb question. Who the fuck leaves
four thousand dollars in a goddamn coffee can in arms
length of anyone ever jumping in and grabbing it and
running off? And how don't even last that long? What
are you doing? You're googling the story? No, no, you
don't believe four thousand dollars. Everyone should google the story.

(35:18):
So here's what I'm thinking. No, there is no thought.
You're not a fucking idiot, and you can deserve to
get your mon I know you don't. You don't deserve
to get your money stolen. It's just not surprising she did.
You know. Look, if you leave your front door open
by accident, you don't deserve to have someone come in
your house and rob you. You don't you can go Well,
that's stupid. So I feel sympathy for horror. No, I don't.

(35:40):
At the same time, no, shimpathy. Look, think about it
some more. If you save money for that long, I
don't want to be an asshole. And it's fourth. First
of all, four thousand dollars doesn't pay for most colleges. No,
but she was saving for college. It's the principle. No.
My point was that if they don't have four thousand,
now they don't have anything college. That's crazy. Now here's

(36:01):
a question playing devil's advocate. What if there was a
couple of hundred dollars in the can they say four
thousand dollars so people will start a funding But maybe
they're doing a little Brooklyn Michael. Maybe this is this.
They said there was four backing up a little bit.
Well that's the only and then then you know what,
they're even worse, like what numbers believable? Then if we

(36:23):
say ten thousand, no one's gonna believe it. One thousand
is not enough, then she really deserves it. Four thousand
is as high as you can go without going to
five thousand. Like five thousand seems like they were lying.
I'm like, well, you know what, there's no proof of anything. Now,
they could say four thousand, they could have spend twenty
thou but now but you know, now, could you see
the guy's facing the video, Yeah, it's clear as day.

(36:46):
You see him struggling. You see him hesitate because the
person kept, you know, like looking back. I guess looking back,
or they he said into the back of the store. Admittedly,
you're a low life if you're stealing somebody's tip, can
the thief you don't put it in? Will cover your face.
I'm not saying that criminals are the smartest people in
the world, although if you watch Oceans eleven, you'd think
that those guys would have probably put a mask on

(37:07):
their face. But this guy, you know, that's the point is,
how do you not empty the jar at the end
of the night and just put it somewhere else. I
don't know how you leaving it on the counter for
seven years? You leave a coffee Canada four grand. We
did a story about a guy in New Jersey. What
pointed it too much? He worked at best Buy or
some retail store. He got out of his car with

(37:29):
the car running and the keys in the ignition he
had to run in and get something he forgot, or
he was on his day off to his pay check whatever.
He ran in and came out his car was gone. Well,
you left your car running with the keys in it.
That guy, I'm gonna say, Okay, you deserve that. Okay,
how is that any different from this person? Because that
guy left the keys and the car running. If if
she left it on a string swinging in the front door, maybe,

(37:52):
but she. I mean, look, I don't if it gets
in that can. I'm emptying that, you know me, I'm please.
I would have had that in the bank. Are you
kidding me? You know, I'm just gonna leave my life
savings in the cash register. But I think I think
there's a possibility that number got jacked up. I'm thinking
so too, is that looking to play on the sympathy
is a good people And I'm hoping I'm hoping it

(38:12):
got jacked up because then but now she's not stupid.
Now she's an asshole for jacking up the number. If
she did that, yeah, now she's an asshole. Speaking of which,
Gregg Tea's topic train this week. One of the topics
was what was it? What do you steal? How much
money are you making? This was the the thief not

(38:32):
being a thief. This is what I brought this topic
up to Elvis. So the topic on the top on
Great TIA's topic train was how much you make in
being a thief? Right? That seemed like a fun topic.
A second is some self admitted thief couldn't show on
the show. You heard the calls that couldn't believe it.
People were texting in, Oh, the pistachio nuts and cashews

(38:53):
are expensive, so uh I take the I take the
label for um like raisins or something, and I have
the guy it scans because raisins are a dollar a
pound and the nuts are nine dollars a pound. And
you know I'm on a budget. Well then eat the raisins.
You're on a budget. You don't get to sound on
a budget. So I'm gonna steal the nuts. So then

(39:15):
that so that came in. Then some other person called
in and was like, oh, yeah, I steal such and such.
I uh I do the self checkout at the at
the store. I pay for a third of it and
throw the rest in the bag. And I was just like, yeah,
this is terrible. We're promoting this end this topic. But
not only a people their crooks. They brag about it. Oh, yeah,

(39:36):
I have this great scam. Look I put the orange
cone in the street. I get it. That was that
was probably wrong, right, But I wasn't stealing money from people.
Don't do that either, that's yeah, it's just terrible. Yeah,
I don't want to yea, yeah, okay, some things that
I do want to complain about for a second, feel free.

(39:57):
I got a letter from my medical provider, one of them,
and I'm not going to give the name. And it
says to pay your bill, call this number. It's an
eight hundred number, not a number, and it says when
you call, enter your pin number right there and number.

(40:20):
So I called them to complain about their invoice. And
you know what the recording says, ship you know here
called the number. Oh it's it's it's during hours the number. Okay,
do this live, stling, We have a weird dialer. And

(40:59):
thank you for colding American Medical. But I spent the
middle dose. Yeah, if you've received a letter from us,
please enter the pin number. I hang up American Medical.
Listen to her. Okay, So American Medical was the company

(41:22):
that called me, right, she goes, Hello, thank you for
calling American Medical. First of all, you have a British accent.
I got a problem with that. I know she could
live here. Now, what are you telling me American Medical?
I can't find someone with an American accent. A million
people probably would be available in any more British based company.
I don't they better not be with that name. The

(41:43):
point is I called up. I called up specifically because
I had nothing better to do with my life. This
is the kind of life I had to call up
and complain about their invoice that said pin number on it,
and the voicemail says, enter your pin number. I hung up.
I can't win. No, I can't win. Uh. Speaking of
can't winning, I got a tweet from Derlas Rodriguez. She says,

(42:07):
my daughters and I went for some fast food. Once.
My fourteen year old and I saw this. We looked
at each other and thought of David Brody. We are fans,
and we're catching up. We're up to episode sixty two.
We are listening in order God blessing, God bless you.
They put a picture up from a certain archway fast
food place arches and it says step one, choose a meal,

(42:31):
Step two, choose a side. Step three, choose a drink.
Your choices are organic apple juice, the sunny water white milk.
They don't even have chocolate milk, just put milk. They
want to make sure that you know it's milk. I'm

(42:52):
not gonna all right, all right, all right, I get
another one. Oh yeah from Tissha snod Grass. What a
great name. By the way, I have a few snot
grasses in this tissue here, I bet you do. Oh mg,
Brooklyn boys at David Browny. That's scary Jones. Look what
my husband found at our local grocery store. It's a
picture of a bag of rainbow bagels, and she puts

(43:16):
it's a bag of rainbow Spagels bagels. So it's a
bag of shitty rainbow bagels. This was one of my favorites.
This is my favorite of the week. Wonderful, so it
must be one wonderful ja Wand's what a great name.
At David Brody McDonald's offering hashtag free dessert for pulling Forward.

(43:36):
It's a coupon. On one side it says thank you
for pulling forward with a picture of the drive through,
and then the back it says one free dessert of
your choice at participating McDonald's when you pull forward at
the drive through a reward. Yes, that's okay, I'll pull
forward for that. Yes, yes, all day. This microphone sounds tinny.
By the way, how great is that McDonald's realizes it's

(43:59):
a pain in the ass. What the actual ticket? It
says one free dessert? You know what, that's awesome. I
give that McDonald's credit more. McDonald's should fall in line. Wait,
McDonald's a corporation, not a franchise, So isn't that a franchise.
It's a corporation, But they're all franchise in the ship,
so they don't. So that means it's up to each

(44:19):
individual with Michael McDonald's right manma po Leasema, Policema, Policema police.
You gotta come over to the side of the board
because I don't even believe this is real and this
is hilarious. We got an email at the Brooklyn Boys

(44:40):
podcast at gmail dot com from Joe Dingo. Joe, don't
we pick a microphone on the second? You're gonna give
the email address again because people keep asking for it.
You can you know what? You could scroll backwards and
scrub on the podcast now I know the Brooklyn Boys
podcast at gmail. So what's the email address for the
brookn Boys podcas the Broken Voice Podcast gmail dot com.

(45:02):
Joe Dingle writes from the Crab Shanty in City Island,
which is uh the city. It's like an island off
of the Bronx in New York, the same place where
that tip jar was stolen with four thousand dollars in
it not surprising that you'd see a sign like this
at the Crab Shanty. It's a permanent sign of a restaurant.

(45:23):
And Joe wrote, right, r, you had one job, never
thought anyone could fuck this up? Brodie, Why don't you
do the spelling of this fine Italian seafood place. That's
a real sign, my friend. That is a permanent sign
someone spent thousands of dollars on to put above their store.
It's the name of the restaurant. No, no, it's not

(45:43):
the name, it's a it's their slogan. It says fine
Italian Seafood on the on the awning spells I t
A l I l A n at talillan at talian. Okay,
maybe that's a count you were unaware of. Maybe a teal.
Maybe I'm going to give the owner a pass that

(46:05):
maybe that day that they put up the sign, he
wasn't there. But I have to believe that hundreds of
fucking people have now told him to sign has a
spelling error on it. Hundreds have to be okay, and
he hasn't done anything about it. All right, not getting political,
But last week or the week before, the Boston Red

(46:26):
Sox went to visit the White House, the world champion
Boston Red Sox. By the way, the Patriots won the
Super Bowl, the Red Sox won the World Series, and
the Boston Bruins have a chance to win. I cannot
stand New England. I mean with the team's great beautiful place,
but there in the New England area. Yes, so the
Red Sox, like the White Sox, spell their name s

(46:49):
o X. Sure the White House sent out a letter
welcoming the Boston red s O c K S. Yeah.
That seems like that's a bad one. A bolt lease
got more plea p no. I just like remember two
episodes ago, I was ranting about how Target has a
sign up that said, um no unpaid for merchandise in

(47:13):
the and right now I got upset about that because
you know, it's an unpaid merchandise, And I said, if
it's unpaid, does that mean it works here and you
don't pay it? So they sent me a picture of
Low's bathroom and it says please do not take merchandise
into restroom. That's exactly correct. That's the best way to
say it, right, because once you pay for it, it's

(47:34):
no longer merchandise, and unpaid merchandise means you're not paying
it a salary. That's a problem. Rainbow sch Bagels love that. Hey,
this is Sebastian Manascalcole, and you're listening to the Brooklyn
Boys podcast with Brody and Scary meld talk. That sounds
like it's time welcome. You've got mail, all right? A

(47:58):
lot of people on the even is not even train.
Jason Larson just discovering the podcast. Um, I don't even
know what episode he's up to. He just wrote us,
He wrote us, I can't even get into this. I
want to read long emails. I love you, man, but
maybe we should have put a place where we could
post these, because this it's way too much. I mean,
you're writing novels in these emails. All right, let's go

(48:20):
over with that. To me, I want to read it
it's free deserve, all right, I got a couple of
all right, here's another free desserve when this is not
as long as Ryan d Brooklyn Boys. Uh, just a
warning he tends to ramble on. Sorry, stumbled upon the
Elveston Rand in the Morning Show two years ago, and
I hear radio stumbled upon the fifteen minute Morning Show
and then the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I love you all
been catching up slowly. I'm up on to episode number

(48:41):
twenty two. You might have already coming in the day.
It might have covered a situation like this already, but
here it is having problems with a local fast food place.
One has one that has spicy chicken sandwiches that are
two for six bucks, and I usually want to through
their app, and when I finished place in my letter,
it charges it to my card. Problem comes in when

(49:01):
I get to the drive through speaker. I let them
know my order number. They have me pull to the window,
and then when I'm at the window, they say to me,
we are gonna make those fresh for you, so you'll
need to pull around to the front. Lie when it's ready,
we'll bring it out. I can't tell them. I can't
tell them no because my card has already been charged,
right because he already paid for it online. Sit there.

(49:24):
So Uh, I have had this happened to me several
times at different times throughout the day. The guy is
the only on episode twenty two. You gotta forgive him.
Uh even tried to hit the I'm here button on
the app they could start making it anyway. I sent
two emails to their corporate office with no reply back
of these long weights. Then just last week, corporate guy

(49:44):
on the phone acted like he did not care. When
he called me back. All he said to me was, Okay,
I'll forward this on to the appropriate person and they'll
call you back. So the person this guy was actually
trying to rectify the long wait saying by complaining on
email and got nowhere when they call them back. So
far it's been three days no call back. I'm pretty

(50:05):
piste off, right, What do you get here? I've worked
for fast Food before, understand about drive to through times
with food cost. I understand as a customer I should
not have to wait that long for fast food. Help
me get me my free dessert. That's from Ryan Nisbeth
in Murryville. M O. What's m O? M Missouri? Yeah, yeah,

(50:28):
So how did that? How do we help him? Uh,
he's got two problems going on at once, one of
which we've addressed at nausea, and that's the pull up
to the front. But now he's getting bad customer service
after he made the complaints to corporate. How do you
handle that? Well? First of all, the first thing I
did when that happened to me, which is where the

(50:48):
rant came from, I asked to speak to the manager. Okay. Um.
By the way, the fact that you didn't know Mo
was Missouri is a little frightening to me. Um. I
didn't know that because I thought, because I know that, well,
there's there's Emmy. Emmy is Maine, I believe right, see,
but I didn't know. But that should be m A.
But that's Massachusetts Montana? What's Montana? Is it mt? Okay,

(51:12):
I'm I'm guessing. All right, let's move on. So I
called the manager. Then I called the regional manager, and
that's how I got my coupons. By the Missouri should
bem I? Okay, fuck you? Why is Michigan? Well there
you go, But why is it Michigan MN? Why? Why
should it be? Why should Missouri b m O? Why

(51:34):
should Why should Michigan get the m I and not Missouri.
That's what I'm saying. Suck you continue, you know I
have a point. You might want to go in order
of the became states. Check that out whatever, And I
don't know, And then you don't tweet me. I don't care.
I just I'll look it up if I care enough.
So how do you get double Why? How do you do?

(51:56):
Because I had the regional manager send me coupons, and
then I called the customer service number and they sent
me Why does this warrant double free dessert? Well, because
they fucked him and didn't call him back for three days.
That's rude. He gets something for their rudeness. They didn't
call him back. Well I keep calling. Speaking of speaking
of Taco Bell, by the way, you know I love

(52:17):
Taco Bell. I complained about the drive to but I
love them my favorite thing. As the ages come and go,
as the eons pass, whatever, as the hands of time
go by, there's always been a constant for me. They
have specials that they all limited time only. Lava sauce.
You get rid of my lava sauce. I want to
kill somebody, but I always order no matter what I have.

(52:39):
I order a MIXI melt no pico, which maxim melt
no pico. Basically, what that is is a flower tortilla,
a little little cheese, little streaded cheese. There little taco
meat on top of that. And they like to put
pico de gaio taco meat on my chest. You do.
Pico de gaio is tomatoes and onion and cilantro basically,
and maybe some lime juice. I'd no. I don't care.

(53:01):
Different people make it different ways. I hate pico de gaio.
I don't like onions, all right, But if you order
it with tomato, okay whatever, you know, you know you're
eating onions and so many foods that you already eat
and I don't realize. I don't. Then there minced and
I can't. There's so minced. But pico de gaio was
like tomato onion. It's half and half. I can't stand it.
So I ordered maximoult no peko again. That's my one

(53:23):
sentence when it comes to Taco bell, one word, maximoult
no peko. Okay, I drive in this week the taco
bell as I often do. Uh, I don't see the
maximout on the menu. They're getting maximount and no, Piko,
we don't make the maximount anymore. What wow, is it
limited time only item? Now? No, it's we don't make

(53:45):
it anymore. It's like p F Chang's probably got too
expensive to manangs. The double pan fried noodles my favorite,
but they don't make them anymore. But if you ask
for the reasons for them, or they the items that
the ingredients that are in it cost too much to me.
All contra, all the items in the in the food
are still available in the restaurant. They still have the noodles,

(54:08):
to meat, the shrimp, the chicken, whatever. So if you
ask for it, they make it. So the guy says
to me, we took it off the menu. Now. The
beauty of Taco Bell unlike any other restaurant you go to,
they have an assortment of ingredients, right, like, let's say,
ten ingredients lettuce, tomato, onion, salad, cream, cheese, liquid, cheese, meat, chicken, rice. Right,

(54:33):
they basically have ten things. Their entire menu is various
combinations of those ten things. That's it. So it's not
like that they don't serve it ingredient anymore. They had
to pull it off unless it's less. You get like
a uh Dorito's Locos taco where the taco is a
special spicy shell and they don't carry it anymore. But

(54:53):
other than that, every other burrito taco combo is the
same basic ten things. Basically, it's for like the red strips.
But you know what I'm saying. So I say, you
can't make me a meximunt. You have to meat, cheese
and peko, which I don't even want. So he says, yeah,
Now I was pissed. How do you get rid of
the mexim melt? He says, sir, you have to order

(55:14):
a cheese roll up and add tonko meat. So I said,
what is that a scam? Is that gonna cost me
more than than the meximunt. Now he says, sir, Actually,
if you don't have the peeko, it's cents less. I'm in.
I'm winning now. I feel like I'm in a club.
I feel like I'm in a special club. Only I

(55:35):
know the meximount on you guys listening now, No, like, hey,
hey buddy, hey in the microphone, you and you in
the little window there, give me a I want to
cheese roll up and tackle meat right right, and I'm
saving twenty five cents. I've been over paying twenty cents
of Mexi Melt for twenty years. This is great. So
I turned that front upside down. That's what I did.

(55:57):
Good good. I like that. I was about to get
free to know, I'm thinking about calling and complaining. Every
time you go, you're winning, you're getting a quarter every time.
I was thinking of call calling corporate and complaining they
get rid of the MIXI melt and see if they
give me free coupons. But I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna don't take advantage of the system. Right, Well,
it's me. I tweeted at them twice, and I found

(56:18):
other people complaining, and I tweeted Taco Bell and never
even got back to me on social media, which I
was upset about. At least say to me, well, you
know you can order a cheesy roll up at Taco
Meat and this you get your Mexi Melt, which they
didn't say to me. They never got back to me.
So I looked to see who else was complaining about
the Mexic Melt. Yeah, now here's the thing. If you're
gonna complain and you want the company to know, like

(56:40):
I always say, don't tweet at celebrities is defensive. I
actually helped a Twitter person add the company in because
we wanted them to get help. What's the point of
making I saw that that was a great tweet on
your point, Yes, and I said to them same thing.
It's a great company. I'm sure that's an awesome company.
And we've advertised with them, and the person was having
an issue with them, but they talked to you and

(57:01):
me behind their back. No, no, no no, let them know.
Let them know that you're you're upset in a nice way.
Don't go off from them, but you gotta copy them
in situation. So I found a bunch of people on
Twitter complaining about the Meximol. But they would say, oh,
Taco Bell the Meximo I'm so sad, or hashtag Taco
Bell got rid of my mexim out. Well, unless Taco
Bell is looking for hashtag Taco Bell, they're not gonna

(57:22):
see it. They're not gonna see it. You gotta taco
Oh another thing I want to complain about you guys,
I love I love our followers on Twitter, but you
got you can't they can't. They it's not up to
me to click to see what the threat is. People
go check out this link. Where's the link? I go,
where's the link? Oh, it's up in the thread. I

(57:42):
go look back six tweets, copy the link and send
it to me in the tweet, or they or they
tweet like nine of us on the Morning Show, and
I go, yeah, what the article? What article? They don't
they don't connect to it. They don't retweet with comment.
If you retweet with comment, we'll see the tweet you're
talking about, or if you copy the link. But do
you just tweet me. I look at my Twitter and

(58:03):
I go, oh, at David Brodie, there's nothing there. You're
asking me now to think maybe I have to click
on that. You don't need this heavy lifting. I have
to click see conversation and then look all the way
back to what you're talking about. Learn how to use Twitter. People. Um,
Corey Johnson, Yeah, says um. First of all, she's not
naming our names in any order. She loves us both.

(58:25):
She says, So you fuck you. I listened in order
like you're supposed to. Oh, she wrote suppose to supposed to. Yeah. Uh,
now I'm all caught up. I got a few of
my co workers into this podcast, and my neighbor. It's
funny because now when we both come home from work
on Thursdays we run into each other. One of us
just starts laughing and we start talking about the episode

(58:45):
Slice for Life. I got you guys a free a
few more slices. Brodie, there's your free dessert from me.
Uh Strie, I'm with you on the movie topic from
episode eight five. I only like realistic movies as well.
Never watch Star Wars Star trek Ory and that bullshit.
My friend did. However, justistic movies are there, romance movies.
Those aren't realistic. My girlfriend did, however, just get me

(59:06):
started on watching Marvel movies for the first time because
of everyone going crazy about this Avengers film. It's better
than I thought, and I'm into it so far, but
it's not considered to be any of my favorite movies
of all time. Thank you, Corey Johnson. Cheryl. We talked
about Cheryl from Charlotte'sville. She was very disappointed, but we
had way too many guests. Yes in recent past. That

(59:30):
was your feedback. Her subject line for last episode is
she mad? Oh by the way, yeah, she says so.
Episode eighty five was awesome and back to what y'all
do great. Thank you for reading and responding to my email.
I also appreciate you didn't chew up this slice and
spit her out, because you all are the bomb dignity.

(59:51):
I was sitting at the pool listening to the episode
eighty five busting out laughing when you were ranting back
and forth about Brodie's diet coke versus coke lte conundrum
on the plane. Heard already asked me if I was happy,
and I'm like, hell, yes, this is what makes y'all real.
This math teacher totally feels there's enough space for both
varieties or yes, they need to alert the client of

(01:00:12):
the one they're serving by on this. Don't worry, scary.
There are times when I'm totally on your side. Anyway,
Thanks for another great episode. Another one slice for life
Cheryl from Charlottesville so that so we won her back,
I'm like, she's a lost cause I bet, I bet
your Lydia. I'm beginning to think. Also, Paul friends up

(01:00:36):
wants to know if we would just saw this sign
for Sam's Chinese and it reminded me of the Salis
Sally's pizza Sam. I feel like if I had a
choice between Sam's Chinese or a place called China City
or Golden Walk, I would not pick Sam's Chinese. What
do you guys think? This is a restaurant in Burnt Hills,

(01:00:57):
New York called called Sam's Chinese. That's from Paul. What
do you think I have to agree with him? I
see Sam's Chinese over fucking China City, China Cities, fucking generic.
I feel like that could be in a city, no big,

(01:01:17):
big buck store dishing out cheap ship. Maybe the guy's
name is Sam and he's got a family that came
from China. Yeah, that's his americanized name. Eating Scary Jones's
eating at Sam's Chinese. So I googled Sam's Chinese and
another choice came up, Sam Lee Kitchen. Okay, there you go.

(01:01:38):
You're going there over Sam because his last name is Lee.
You're going there? Well, yeah, Sam Lee? Okay, but we
maybe Sam should put his last name in there. Chinese
restaurant Asian. No, I'm looking at the hold on, I'm
looking at the Sam. His menu was on Zomatoor. They
have a price fixed early meal for Chinese food. Sam's Chinese.

(01:01:58):
I get it, man, It's like Stacy's pizza. I get it,
uh and then tasty. Chelsea A said, I started listening
to your podcast last week. I'm on episode three already
thanks to being able to listen to you guys at
work all day binging, oh my God, and a car
a long car ride home over the weekend. Funny episode
twenty three about emailing or not emailing or tweeting in

(01:02:18):
corrections on previous episodes. I got news for you, Chelsea.
By the time you get to this one, you will
have heard that at nausea and Brody says, don't tweet
me all the time. Thank you for pronouncing the word
texts as texts but not texas is right? That really
grinds my gears. Maybe when I get to episodes to
ninety I will hear this email. Yes, there you go. Okay,

(01:02:44):
what don't clap at me? I got one one thing
I got to talk about. By the way, you made
me call out episode eight five. At the beginning of
this episode, this is episode is it? People are gonna
be so mad? Not at the beginning? Should we go
back and read drop it? Yes, so by the time
you get to this part of the episode. Just know
that we re edited in the word eight. This won't

(01:03:06):
make any sense. You should take this out. No, I'm
not taking this out. You know, go back and change.
I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna paste over episode six.
Well you just go I mean eighty six. It doesn't matter.
You will, you will not have heard I just drop
in because by the time you hear this, we've already

(01:03:26):
edited the damn thing. You can say what I'm saying.
I under stard you're saying. I think you should just
go and say five, six or yeah, or drop it
on another track so it goes over it alright, Well,
you know it's already fixed. You already know. Yeah, by
the time you heard this, you already heard it. You
don't tweet us. Yeah, if you didn't know, now you know,
don't tweetus. That's another shirt we should have that don't
tweet his shirt. I did promise the muse the next story.

(01:03:49):
I'm gonna have to leave that for next episode because
it's long. But I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give
you a story about people who working in a place
real quick, who claim they know what they're talking about,
and you trust them. You trust them because they're confident.
So I went into Lows Home Improvement because Home Depot
didn't have what I wanted. I went in the Lows
and I started those Yeah, I know you don't have
a home uh. And Lows has certain things for less

(01:04:11):
money than the home Depot. And you gotta figure out
what you need. So I needed I needed a certain
length hose right that they didn't have a home deep.
I got your hose. So I go into two Lows
and I'm in the I'm I'm in the outside part
of the gardening area. They have an outside side's the
guy up on a ladder and I said, hey, um,

(01:04:33):
where would I find the hoses and the water flow meters?
There's a hose in this house. Sorry weed im hose? Okay,
So he says to me, on the right, Mike, I
love that this place has like fifty aisles narrow. He's like, boom,

(01:04:56):
on the right. Great. So I go in. Guy knows
his ship knows this it. Now, this is one of
those stores the home Deep poniar me. The aisles start
in the front and they go straight back. So that's it.
It's like streets. I'll seven starts in the front goes
all the way back. This lows has some some aisles
that go sideways right, so it's like short ais short aisle,

(01:05:19):
short as short ail, short aisle. The long ones go
one way. The shorts is ridiculous. So I have to
like look now sideways to find I find all seven.
It's off to the side of thirty and never would
have seen it. I find it like on the right side.
So I go down the aisle. I don't see the hoses,
Like all right, well it's a short aisle. Maybe he

(01:05:40):
meant from the other direction. So I turned around. I
go on the right side of that, and I'm gonna
look the other side. There's no hoses. Now I go
the guy fucking lied to me, or he doesn't know
he's talking about He didn't say. I think he's probably
just finishing his shift too, and he's like, I'm out
of here. I don't know what that I told that guy.
Fuck him. He didn't say out of the stone are

(01:06:00):
near twenty seven? He didn't say, it's like seven ish.
He's a twenty seven. And as I'm walking away, he
goes on the right side like bam, like you know what,
I'm the fucking boss here. I know what because some
guys that you go to home depot and they go
it's in the third bay, second shelf, third bay, are
you kidding me? And boom, there it is on the

(01:06:21):
second shelf. They know every little they know every bolt
is you go, boom. This guy's like twenty seven on
the right. Motherfucker. He didn't say that, but he had
in his eyes and like, oh, it's on twenty seven
on the right. Now I'm going back and forth. I'm
looking for it. So I find another guy like, excuse me,
you know where the hoses are? He goes, oh, I
think during uh oh, thanks man, because this guy told

(01:06:44):
me twenty seven. But that's two miles away. Yeah. I'm like,
I'm like, so I said, I'm go, hey, thank you,
because you just said you just made my day. Thank you.
So he walks away. I walked to twenty nine. Guess
what's not there? The hoses. They're not twenty nine, they're
not twenty seven. So now what Now I gotta go
up and down like a snake, up and down these aisles.

(01:07:08):
You should know it hoses all it's allowed of hoses.
It's straight time. Everybody's buying hoses. Noyosa. Well, don't say
on the right, tell me it's probably in the vicinity.
The other guy, who knows I already got misinformation, should
say to me, you know what, let's walk around and

(01:07:30):
find it. He's like, no, brother, no, it's at twenty nine.
I'm helping you out. You're not helping me out. The
host six. At least give me the right direction. The
second guy walked me further away from the hoses then
they were. Actually and by the time you've got had wasted.

(01:07:56):
At least give me a damn fitbit so I get
credit for the walking. By the time I found the hoses,
they didn't have the hose I wanted. Anyway, we're gonna
start that over. I'm like, oh, wall hoses, hosesses? No,

(01:08:17):
I wanted seventy. They didn't have any. Brody's misfortune problems
are always compounded with you just know your job, or
admit you don't know your job. Don't tell me, bro
boom right side confident. Well, guess what, I walked back
out to the gardening area. That guy's gone. He must

(01:08:41):
have high tail, Like you said, his shift was over.
Of course he got the funk out of it. Did
speaking up getting the funk out of it it. I got
no voice left. You know what you need to go
and see your mom. Get some chicken soup from Brooklyn
Bland Boys brock Brod