September 8, 2022 • 58 mins
The guys play body language detective to examine Russell Westbrook and Patrick Beverley’s interaction before being joined by The Gridiron Gals to preview the NFL season. Then they close the show recapping the latest episode of ‘House of the Dragon’. #Herd
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September eight. We've got a very special episode. We're gonna
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always Jenkinson Jones hosted by my good friends Dragonfly Jones,
Ak Tyler. Hey, everybody has a game that was j
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you know, goddamn quiet stom Boy. I think I'm going
to be okay, Mike and gentlemen. Before before we have
the gals on um, it's time for a very special
episode of Body Language Detectives. Do Do Doom Doom World.
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It's just three people standing in a corner with stand
up basis doing absolutely a person actually with their mouth
saying wow, wow facts. I want to play Body Language
Detectives because we had the first in person filmed interaction
between Pat Ben and Russ since they became teammates. What
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did we gainin What did we glean from this interaction
between the two of them? Are they best buds now?
Are still enemies? Tyler go first. I want you to
go because I think my opinion different differs from your yours,
you know what I mean? And I I feel like
my I hopped out there as soon as I saw
the dat and I felt vindicated by the further developments
that we got this to night went on. I said
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that that was the dapt of some kudos who are
down to patch it up, like you know what I'm saying.
There was the whole you know, you know Pat bab
was was walking out. You know he saw Russ. He
adapted them. You know, there was a there was some
good for lot sleep good technique on the dap. You
know what I'm saying. That a nice sound. You know
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you heard it. And there was a hug and you
know what I'm saying. And people were like, oh man,
russ ain't even look at him in the eyes. He
and all the way hug him. I'm like, bro, that's
the I'm heading out. But I know you've got some
ship going on that. We've done that all the time
when we like at the gym and see the homie,
or we had like you know, dipping out of the
bar and see you see the homie, you know talking
to some folks where you don't want to suck his
ship up, but you let him know, Bro, you're my dog.
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I'm out this bitch, you know what I'm saying. And
that was I have given that that many times. I've
been on the receiving end of that that many times
where you but sometimes you only got the one arm
leaning that's all you got because his motherfucker's talking to
you and ship or you know what I'm saying. You
don't want to get all up and you don't want
to stop my motherfucker's flow when you're saying by, you
know what I'm saying, So you're just gonna you don't
give him a drive by that And that was what
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that was. And I, like I said, I felt vindicated
because we saw Rust rust through that man of towel
while he was talking. If that ain't love, what the
funding is? Bro? He drew that man of towel. Did
you see that clip? No? I didn't see that clip.
I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah, Pat Bad was at
the motherfucking podium talking and Rust threw him a towel
and Pat Bess appreciate it. First time in the season
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right there for us their homies. It has been patched up.
The patch the patches have been patched. That's underknoed my
initial thinking. I'm gonna tell you my initially before like
they talked about the one arm dapping in with the
one that and then and then hug with the same
army that with you know what I'm saying, what what
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seemed positive was the sound you know, you know the
snake niggers give you the wet death if I get that,
if I get if I get a wet if I
get a wet hand, DAP. You know what I'm saying
that mother selling don't make no noise. I don't you know, Okay,
I don't. I don't dap, you know more because I
don't trust you. You can give a soft DAP. That's
the weak as ship. So but you know what I mean, Like,
I think out a principle, he ain't gonna give a
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weak DAP. But I think like the one arm sheep
kind of like. And I also thought, like when you
were saying that, like the drive by that, but you
do the drive by that to a nigga you really
funk with ain't no question, you know what I'm saying. Like,
and I'm like, I don't know if they're there yet
to say you really really fun with him. But like
I said, I always thought I always thought I always
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thought Pat beb was way more forgiving in Yeah, but
yeah that's Westbrook's and won that gave him to drive by,
you feel me? And so that's why I'm like, you
know what I'm saying, I don't know you know like
he he adapted over with the same arm he hugged
with the same army he slapped hands with. But you
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know I questioned that, but the toe the towel, Bro,
you just when you just give me that information, Bro,
if I don't, if I'm halfway sucking with you, I'm
halfway fucking with you, you know what I mean. Like,
I'm just doing what I got to do. I'm paid
to do. I'm here. That's why I don't get fine
throwing the towel. I'm here so I don't get fined.
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You know what I'm saying. That's that's actually, that's actual care.
That's considerate, know what I mean. So and and that
and and that picture that the Lakers posted when Pat
bead was all up in that man's chest and Russ
was smiling from his fucking soul and laughing. Did you
see that ship? No? I didn't see that up in here.
But you know you've never missing that. Bros are bros again.
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I love to see it. I love I love to
see it. I love to see it. I'm glad they
squashed that ship. You know what I mean. I don't
like actual dislike in sports like everybody else does they
want to go back to the days when motherfucker's was
you know what I'm saying, like literally hated one another,
that bro, I don't. I don't need that for to
be good, for be a good you know, like what
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you wanna say, I was gonna say. I think we
missread Russell this one. I think we always said Russ
was it's fuck you regardless. But I think Russ is
the type where if it was fuck you sucked me before,
and if it was fun you before, but if you
down the god Damna send the olive branch. You know
what I'm saying, It ain't because it's fun me forever,
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Like I don't. It depends, It depends. It depends on
the circumstances. Not for me, it depends and normalusly on
the circumstances. But also Russ is very much in a
position of after what happened last year alid Branch and
has the ability to cover up some of his issues.
I would be thank fucking God, I have this annoying
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motherfucker on my side this time. That's how I mean,
That's how I would feel about it, because I mean,
because the thing is, though, if he if he foks
with you Pat bab has got back. He don't give
a fuck when nobody thinker says, and it's always I mean,
Russ doesn't have a lot of those people, and those people.
Russ is that type of person too, where if he
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folks with really don't matter what nobody else saying, you
feel me. So I think there's that, you know, that
commonality there that they can kind of lean on um.
And I think the reasons that they may have disliked
each other are a lot of the reasons that make
these things that make them similar. So I guess on
the same team, you know what I mean, it would
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make they were that you could, they really would funk
with each other, like, like I said, in the right circumstances,
But I don't know, bro, like if it fucked me
to that point, I just I just I mean, like,
I just don't know if it can be unfucked me,
you know what I mean. I have some people that
that that were that we were very unfriendly with who
are friends. One of our closest friends. Actually Sure and
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I both like did not funk with him. It wasn't
like fuck him, but we did not like it. But
that's fuck him is different from not liking him. It
seemed like it was fuck him, you know what I'm saying,
and that and so like I can't come back from
a fuck me. I don't know if I'm gonna come
back from that with you, Like I'm petty though. I'm
petty though, Like there's people that ate that that that
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that that I have one I thought have I have one?
But it's business. It's it's like it's a it's a
like it would it would suck things up for a
lot of other people. There are people that agent has
been in a fight with that he is forgiving that.
I'm still like, funck that nicker, you know what I'm saying, Like,
I just don't it was this funk you. It's kind
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of suck you. And if this fuck me as fucked me,
And like I don't wish to wish you the worst.
You know, you can do your thing. It's just kind
of hard for coming back from that. That's why I
didn't think what rest Brook was one of those guys.
And I mean, maybe it isn't good for him. I
don't fault anybody this that way, you know what I mean.
I just have a hard time doing it. I mean
I think The thing is if you like, I think
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we might have all got into it with a motherfucker
who we knew was solid or whatever, but we just
ain't funk with him for whatever reason, we butted heads.
You know what I'm saying. There's a difference between they saying, Okay,
that's solid. Yeah, you know this is my fucking solid.
We got our issues, but okay, we get the issues
out the way. This is solid I can funk with,
Like you know what I'm saying, Like, if you're not
funking somebody for being you know what I'm saying, Like,
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that's different. That's different. If it's like yeah, I know,
like like I think Young Nudy, the my favorite poet,
uh you talked about he was talking about how it's
like how you know he's he was beating with somebody.
He's like, he just like me. He ain't going out bad,
you know what I mean. But I've dealt with with
bigger problems before or whatever. So it's like he saw
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the similarities, you know what I mean. And it wasn't
like he a week to do. It's a week. As
Nigga was just like we just beating, but you were
a real one and I might have to, you know,
handed you on some real type ship, so I can
I can respect that. I can respect that, you know
what I mean. But I guess the niggas that I
that I said, Fuck, if it's a real nigga, it's
like I just don't funk with him. But if it's
a weak act the guy, that's when I might be
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like fuck, that's when I and you know what I'm saying, Like, bro,
I had I had a motherfucker who me and him
to not get along for all of high school basically
because we like butted heads over a couple of the
same girls. Right. I knew he was a solid motherfucker.
You know, he knew I was a solid motherfucker. You know,
years later, like like you know, I was, I was
home for the summer after college. I was like twenty
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one or something. We saw each other in them all.
We smiled in death and and and you know what's
what's good with you? Everything good? Hell yeah, and kept
it moving. There wasn't no beef after that, you know,
because we knew it was bullshit. We knew we were
both some solid motherfucker's and and and and that it
was out the window at that point, you know what
I'm saying. So there's a nigga, I ain't sunk with
the high school. This requested me on Facebook for the
last few months and he's still in the requestion nigga
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that Nick and this was fucking what nineteen years ago,
twenty some years ago? Bro? I'm sorry, bro, but yeah,
I respect that. I respect I respect that. You know
this thing, it was a weak body language. You're right,
You're right. I think I think it's I mean, with
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the the things that happened subsequently, you know, it makes sense.
I think that. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you the double
path from Russe's what sold me. Like, that's what I do.
That that that is what I do when I'm like,
all right, I'm heading out. I know you can't you know,
you know, you know, send me off the way you
want to, because you hand on some business right now.
I double pat the homes when I know they in
the situation. You know what I'm saying, Like, and rust
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did that? That's that that that the second pad is confirmation.
It's like, just in case you thought the first path
was just a no and they got me the first time.
When I first saw the clip, I definitely was like, oh,
and then I didn't realize Russ was literally like the
camera was being set up to film, like he was
literally there like waiting for them to say start talking.
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That was when I came around exactly Bad hitting with
the drive by when Russ with the drive Pat bed yo,
let me, and Russ was like, Okay, Russ was doing
this thing, Okay, let me acknowledge you. You know what
I'm saying, double pad you feel me? And also a
sign and also a sign of respect from Pat Bev
that he wasn't like, hey, you're about to do this
video thing, but the cameras are on us. I'm gonna
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like really make this about me, like going out of
you know what I mean. It was just it would
have been very easy for Pat Bad to shoot the
deuces or something and it would not have been a
big deal to people, like and it's just been like
just acknowledging and move on. And it had been cool,
you seem like when they it out of their way
to like, you know, to DAP. So that makes more sense.
That makes sense, that makes sense, and that you know,
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with with more concepts. Yeah, um question before we get
to our NFL preview to grils. Do we like Pat
be now? Oh yes, I'll tell you. I told you all.
I think I told you all, Like, Bro, is this
discussing this good thing? This is ground thing. I think
Pat Bev will be one of the bright spots for
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this team. I think it'll be like I think it'll
will really enjoy Pat Bev much more. And I think
because he's not on these the weird ass Timberwolves or
like playing with the weak ass Clippers and nobody gives
a funk about you know that, people are like you know,
you know what was his street lights? Not bright lights?
Whatever the funk? You know what I'm saying, He's not
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part of that bullshit. We're gonna see not right right,
you know what I'm saying, Like you know what I'm saying.
We're gonna see him for a real one, you feel me.
So I think this will be a nice little thing
for I mean for his career and our our perspective
of him. Are you know how we view him as
a whole. So I'm excited about it. Man, Yeah, I
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got a homegrow to say. He smells real good too,
and and that not the smell good where like he
just smells good. It's like, smell good. You know you
have you ever walked by the nigger that him like that?
You guys got inside in from from a confidential when
he was when he was up, when he was up
at the podium during this ship. He was like, I'm
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a very detail oriented man, and detail oriented people usually
smell yeah. They usually don't overlook the extra squirt on
the neck. You know what I mean? You know all
the good little key points to hit. Yeah. So yeah,
So I think I'm all right, y'all. We'll be back
in a second with the grid Iron Gals for our
NFL preview, and then stick around a little bit later
we'll have our House of Dragons recap. The start of
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The NFL Chick and Chelse a k A. Chelsea's right, Uh,
long time friends of the pod and friends of all
of ours, and we're big fans of your guys. Guys,
you have the only podcast I think that is in
the middle ground of acknowledging the ship that's funked up
about the NFL and football, but you still clearly love
the sport, right. Most of the stuff you hear is
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like Shaun Watson football is great, or there's people have
a lot of friends like John that are just like,
funk this whole endeavor. But but the grid Iron the
grid Iron Gals podcast to me is special because you
guys are in the middle. You're like, yeah, everything about
this is fucked up, and I can't wait for the game.
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I mean, you know, this is a bad analogy. I'm
about to say, please forgive me, just forgive me ahead
of time. But you know, I'm sure crack is bad.
I've never done crack. I'm sure it's bad, but you know,
it just probably feels really good and you just can't
like let it go. I don't know, I don't know
what crack is, like, I just assumed that that's the case.
Crack as we're having a grand old time. There's no
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denying that. But you know it's bad for you, right,
Crack is something you know it's bad for you, but
apparently it makes people feel oh so good. And that's
really the NFL. The NFL is like crack. Okay, I
know that it's not I know all the things that
come with it. It's a problem, right, But but then
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I love the rush that it gives us. Oh so
crack is actually a good I'm a crack kid. We
are chasing the feeling. That's really chase in the feeling.
I mean, think about how many when number one Thursday
Night Football first started and the games were so bad,
like it was before they were doing like um, you
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know in division matchups, and if games were so bad,
and every week we start staying up watching that Lane
Mass game. And what do we do? Stayed up, stayed
up watching that Lane Mass game. So I mean, it's
just we're stuck here. Yeah, I'm I'm gonna be a
real y. I used to be an NFL fanatic. Now
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I'm not a fanatic anymore. We know, we remember I'm
a bit because Tyler, I used to have to mute
you on my days baby. I was like, because I
don't to preserve our relationship, and he was not, I
muted you, and then I would be like, yeah, but
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even if Dallas one you was annoying, I was like
to talk big ship, used to talk big ship, but
but to be honest, I'm not even gonna act like
I was doing some moral grandstanding because of like the
caption and all that. The quality was just real shitty
for me for for a few years from like I
feel like two like two thousand, it was real, real bad.
I am tapping back in right now because I think
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there's a crop of young qbs right now who are
super fucking exciting, Like you know, we got Lamar, we
got Josh, we got you know, my homes, Like you know,
we got fucking um Um Jay, Herbo and Ship. So yeah,
I do think that the quality has improved because like
I tapped out back when fucking Carson Palmer was a
starter at like forty years old, I was like, bro,
I'm not watching this ship, you know what I'm saying,
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but that that's that's true, right, Like, Like I think
that now you're starting to see a shift of um,
younger guys coming in and it's it's become more fun.
And this is like, I know people love Tom Brady, right,
I know people love Tom. I am not one of
those people. Um, he annoys the shift out of me
as a Ravens fan. I've been annoyed by Tom Brady,
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by tired. It'sn't tired existence as a patriot. So I'll
just be like Tom, let these young people come in
and do something. Go damn kids, I know them kids.
Let's stay father, all right. This man taking time off
from work and giving us goddamn forty five year old man,
I had a lot of ship going on, man. You know, like,
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if that is your reason for missing time for work,
dog exactly, Come on, man, just go ahead and be
a family man and ride off into sunset and let
the youngest take over, because honestly, you had your time.
You got like eight rings. Let somebody else get some
super Bowl rings. That's all I'm saying. Let the young
kids flourish. He had to run no denying that. Ye.
Tom went home and they told him. He sat on
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that sofa and somebody looked at him and said the
trash need to go out, and he said, let me.
I'm Tom Brady at trash what you mean not trying
to be He's not trying to be at home. No, no,
no different. And I do feel kind of bad for
gods like that. They don't know anything else for football
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is He's like what am I supposed to be? Now?
For Tom Brady, I think he would have a very
productive career in the booths. Like he's going wherever he
wants to go. He could do booth, he could do podcast,
he could do shows, he could do whatever. You don't
want to do all that. People want to hang out
on the field and he want to try to convince
Gronk to come back. Bronk. It's like, I'm just trying
to play. I'm just trying to play. So what happens
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when you when you got kids that you don't like?
When you don't like your kids, you can because I mean,
have you met children? Their energy? Sometimes they got bad
vibe actually not mad at Yeah, they got bad vibes.
They got me. I need I need a theory from
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you guys about what then happened to his face? Though
vibes are not career or not, what happened to that
man's face? This lady right here, we talked about it
on the podcast man that man, I said, the reason
why he was off is because he had scheduled a facelift.
I said that. I said, I believe that Tom Brady
he scheduled a facelift and had it ready and he didn't.
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He said he was going to honor his appointment for
his facelift and he wasn't going to change his appointment
just because he decided to come back to the NFL.
Chills thinks that he was doing some top secret mission.
The only top secret mission was not letting us know
that he got a facelift. That literally, is it top
secret black ops off board mission? You know, real low key.
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Nobody were like, hey, this is Tom Oh well he's
on a secret mission. It got to be some kind
of secret. I asked him, ain't but mission, you can't.
You know what? I love that theory because I have
another theory that he unretired because he didn't break the
news himself. And I think that that that that that
y'all theory. It's like on the same timeline where he
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would add the fresh facelift for like a booth job,
like you know what I'm saying, you know, say, for
like a fox on the NFL I was something they
need to have been all fresh face for and ship.
So hey, I'm with it, man. We can get crazy
with this fucking conspiracy theory ship because I feel I
who heartily believe he un retired because he didn't get
to break his retirement. I'm telling you because I believe,
and I also believe that Mass Singer ship because it
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d line up and now I don't think because okay,
So the theory is because they Okay, the theory is
that he has signed up to be on the Mask
Singer as well, right, and that the dates that he
was gone lined up to the time of recording, they
were like the exact same dates. Right. So my theory is,
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I'm going to combine the two. I think he was
gonna get a fresh facelift. So when he took that
mask off, he had a nice face. That's what I think. Now,
I don't think that he did the Mass Singer, but
I think he got a face and Chell thinks that
he was under the secret apps during the time. Does
his face look new? Does he look like he has
a fresh face? Yes, his chief look his face looked
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like somebody pulled it back. An Opponents that double staple
it because he's gonna take one hit behind the ear
and that things just go. Hey, man, I don't ya,
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so that's what you think. That's ridiculous, I know, man
facelook appointments, mass singer appontments. That sounds like the schedule
of retired man of me. Oh my god, thank you,
thank you. That's all I'm saying. I believe that Tom
Brady scheduled to do some midlife crisis. I think he's
scheduled to do some midlight crisis ship and then he
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just didn't, you know, cancel his plans because he said,
I'm talking Brady, and I canna do what I want,
And he is talking Brady and he didn't do what
he wants. Had a lot of ship going on, man,
man said it'd be ship. You goddamn should be happening. Dog. Look,
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I wish I could get to a point at a
job where I can just go eight wall for a
couple of weeks and pop back up like, hey, should
just be happening, and no one questions me. That is
a made man right there, dog nowhere around. That's all
he took this little guess what nobody is going to
question Tom Brady? He literally has the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
(25:31):
Hoskey right, Like I think Kyle Trash is behind Tom Brady. Like, okay,
nobody wants to see Kyle Trash. That sounds like a
made up James bond Ville. I don't even know who
that is. That sounds like you say, you just made
that name. Where did he play? Where do you play college?
You know he's a Gator. So look, nobody wants to
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see Kyle Trash. Everybody wants to see Tom Brady. So
guess what if Tom Brady want to take off for
a couple of weeks. Tom Brady gonna take off for
a couple of weeks and nobody questioned what he got
going on? Period? Can I do that on the podcast?
I mean, I mean Brady on the pod, you know
what I mean? Like me and John ain't gonna snitch.
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You know, me and John ain't gonna be no no
motherfucking company because you know we got you. Colin. Mike
hasn't been showing up the training camp. Reader, Reader, I
want to talk to you about the bullshit that Lamar
Jackson goes through all the time. Like I've never seen
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a player this good who gets so criticized you know,
he gets gets all the ship that he that he
does just gets put under a microscope. So much like,
how do you feel about I mean, I know you
hate it, but like if you can provide some more
insight into it, I mean, like you know, like I've
been ride with Lamawston's he was at Louisville, so this
is not like we're we've been on the wagon, right.
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And then obviously he plays for the team that I
root for, so it makes it better for me. But
this is something he'd been going through since college. Man,
they've been saying the same thing. The rhetoric is the same.
And it's funny because UM, I have a radio show
here in Baltimore that UM on the weekends and we
had Ryan Leaf on that interesting story. We'll talk about
that another time. However, Ryan Leaf said some real ship
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and Ryan and we asked that question and I'm glad,
I'm glad a white person said it because Ryan Leaf
was like, the only thing I can come up with
is this racial is racial? You know, pushing is racial bias,
and that's that's what's pushing. The narrative is like people
wanted him to be a certain type of way. And
then he's he's not that dude, right. And then Lamar
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Jackson is unapologetically black, right, He's from He got twists,
you know, he got the raise that go to the side.
Sometimes he wear it out, you know, he went he
my little baby be at the gas station with his
his photo shoots at the game. I say, you know
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that real country niggership, right, And that's okay because that's
who he is. But but it doesn't fall in line
with what people see in NFL quarterbacks, like, all right,
Patrick Mahomes is black, right, or we you know, we
claim him as black, um, but he is a different type. Yeah,
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he's you know, he's he's the respectable black, you know.
And then you got the non respectable black, who is
Lamar Jackson, who's just gonna be himself, who's just gonna
and people don't like that. And then you add the
fact that you know, the guy is athletically sick, right,
and then they just want to put him in a
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box that doesn't exist, Like the box doesn't exist, right,
We don't have to put everybody in a fucking box.
And because of that, you know, a lot of this
stuff is racially charged, and just that's why I don't
even argue what people no more though, Like if I
refused to allow my blood pressure, I'm old, Okay, I'm
in my aforities I would like to live. They have grandchildren.
So what I'm not gonna do is let white people
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who don't like Lamar Jackson heavy at the early grave.
I'm just not gonna do it. So that's where I'm at.
I feel like so much of the criticism that Lamar
gets is ship that Josh Allen gets praised for. You
know what I mean, Baker Mayfield, Baker Mayfield, and even
when Johnny Naziell was coming out, like they love all
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the swag. So once you hear that word swag, you
already know what damnit is. So like, yeah, he gets
praised for Yeah, you're You're absolutely right, he gets he
gets dinged for things that the other the white quarterbacks
get praised for. Um. So it's blatant like and like
a readA said, it's no use arguing about it. We
already see what's happening. I mean, we saw when he
was trying to get drafted. Weren't they trying to say
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he needs to be a wide receiver or someone man
or something I was like, was y'all watching the games
in Louisville? Yeah, Like like like I think we've all
heard that story about how how Lamar's mom you know,
talked to Louisville coach and said, my son is playing
quarterback here, you know what I mean? And then she
he told her that she had, um um, that coach
had him playing like why receiver you know, in a
certain formation. And she called him that very first day,
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like what the hell is going on right now? You know, like, no,
this is not what we agree to, right rights, which
is weird because they went from Chenny Bridgewater to Lamar,
so you should be sure. You know, you already had
a black quarterback, So what are you doing it? I'm
tired of it. I'm over it. Um, You're absolutely right
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about that Josh Allison thing. It's a meme that's going
around and it's like it's Lamar jumping over a player
and they're like, oh, look at the running back, and
then it's Josh Allen literally doing the same thing, and
it was like, wow, what a you know what a
played by the quarterback. That's just what it is, right, Like,
we're still in a society where a position of power,
Like a quarterback gotta look a certain way, and Lamar
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doesn't fit that description. So you know, I just hope
he just continues to be himself man like all that
other stuff. Don't allow people to dictate to you who
you're supposed to be and how you're supposed to act.
I mean, long at seeing in trouble, as long as
he ain't bothering nobody and as long as he does
his job. I don't see why, you know, we even
do this. But then again, I do understand why we
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do this because black How does I mean, how much
this Baltimore love? Because he looks like a motherfucker that
Baltimore would love. You know what I'm saying, Like Baltimore
embraces black people because they had they had three black quarterbacks.
I don't know if you know this. They had so
the backup is Tyler Houtley and then um they so
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in training camp they had four black quarterbacks. They had
Brett Huntley, and they had Anthony Brown from Oregon. So, um,
Anthony Brown is on the practice squad and Tyler Huntley
is um the backup. Tyler Huntley and Lamar are from
the same area. They grew up together. So he embodies
the city because Baltimore is a predominantly black city. So
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you know, people see Lamar and he looks like them,
you know what I'm saying, And that's important. That's important
to see, like, oh my god, like I love I
love him, but he also looks like me and he's
great at what he does. So I mean, he can't
go down the street because he would get but harded, right,
like Lamar can't go nowhere. But people love people love
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Lamar like they love him, and the kids love them.
You know, a lot of the people love him. You
can take a guess on the ones that don't. But
guess what, they're not the majority here, so we don't
give a shot. The bar is definitely synonymous with like
what Baltimore is. And that's the great part because y'all
have motherfucker's like Kyle Bowler, who who's quarterback like Baltimore dog.
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Do you know he's like a like a right wing conservative.
He's a rich California kid, right, yeah, yeah, he's married
to like a former Miss California or something like, the
name is Kyle Bowler. He has to be he has
to be as you right, you have to say that
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like a like a racist white person from this out
Kyle Bowler, like he can't even doesn't even sound like
he's from California. Better get I still think Kyle bowlerpool
the best swindow in perhaps sports history when he signed
that one year, one million guaranteed contract then retired the
very next fucking day, Like I was like, God, damn,
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that boy pulled the eyes. Man. I always like when
player swindle team because it's a billion dollar business man
and they're not pro player. So I'm always gonna be
pro player. You know what I mean to anybody do it?
I don't give a ship. I don't give my money,
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I don't give a exactly yeahs man, how you feel
about your Cowboys? To see? I want to know. I
want to hope again. I want to know as a
Cowboys fan, why you know what I mean? Like life
is hard enough, you know what I'm saying, Like you
just add an unnecessary stress to your life. You don't
the exact same ship to her before you? He said
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the Cowboys, John Cowboys. I wasn't. I wasn't. Is that true? No?
I wasn't. No, no, no, no, I don't have you
categorized in my brain one of those what do you
mean by that? But what I'm doing? Like what? What
is there a point where you're gonna be like like
like Tyler said, you know, all right, man, you know
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fucking bro I just don't you know, I'm not I'm
not signed up for this no more. I don't. I
don't think that they can hurt me anymore than they
have already done. I got Stockholm that you can't hurt me.
You can't hurt me. And every year I say, what
are you doing? Like like you said, reading, I gotta live.
I gotta like to live. I don't they give me
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gray hair. They I don't enjoy watching cowboys play, like
if if they are up one once and it is
three minutes left, I am on pin. Do you feel
like your special bonnet? I don't do the bonnet anymore?
Y'all know the bonney. Whatever year you did, that was
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the only that was the only thing I enjoyed that
whole football season. I was on sabbatical with Tyler at
that point my man bonnet and the bonnet was working.
So every year I have I mean, well, I usually
got all these weird traditions, but now I have you know,
I wear a different T shirt, so I wear a
T shirt. If they lose, the T shirt comes off,
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it has a loss on it, the T shirt has
to be washed. Whatever. If they win, the T shirt
has a win on it. I take it all right
after the game, check it out, Gotta put it next week.
This is that. This is what happens when you you
have pts D. I'm traumatized. And when you got PTSD
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and I, you know, every every before the Cowboys play
every game, I tweet them and I say, don't embarrass me.
They don't about me. They do not care. They don't
know if they don't care about my mental health, they
don't care. I mean, they don't care. I don't enjoy
watching them play like I enjoy watching every other team.
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I don't enjoy even if we're blow on the team out.
I'm not having fun because I'm waiting for the acts
to drop. Something that's gonna happen. Something gonna happen. If
somebody goes scored three touchdowns and thirty seconds like, it's
gonna be something weird and it's gonna be embarrassing. And
then you're gonna have people like Tyler going in for
twenty four hours straight. It is. It is a nightmare.
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He is. What was the game last year that you
tweeted like they're only scoring here so that it will
be even more brutal when they lose by four or something.
And I told you. My friend Chris, who's a Cowboys fan,
texted it to me and he was like, tell him,
I said, shut the funk up, because he knew you
were right. Because he knew you're right. And then the
exact score or something too. And now you see why
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he Now you see why he because he would be
he was like the football don I'm like, I don't
forget all about I'm like, I don't seen him on
the timeline, but I think I mean, you know, as
far as you know the matchup this weekend, I mean
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it's it's gonna be a close game. Um, those are
the games I like the least, right, but it's probably
gonna be a close game. I mean they're having some
problems that left tackle, big problems, like no left tackle,
got a rookie and left tackle they bought in Jason Peters,
who is a whole jet So you don't like get
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you don't like Jason Peters. I like Jason Peters. He's
a whole gen X. When he get out the bed,
everything hurt, just like when I get out here. That's
like the biggest thing you got going. He's on the
practice squad so he can get ready, but he's also
there to help the the new new new rookie. Like
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I actually, like I'm joking, but I actually like what
they're doing. They're bringing in on the practice squad. They're
having him come in and help the rookie tie Lur
Smith whatever, but they also expect him to play. And
I'm like, wow, I know when I get out of there,
it's like snap crocodid. So I have NFL for eighteen years,
you know, So I mean we have we and you know,
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injuries happened. I mean even Tampa Tampa, Tampa Bay lost,
you know a couple of old lonitude. But I mean,
you know, the Cowboys usually shoot themselves in the foot,
Like if we were beat fair and square, fine, I
usually shoot ourselves in the foot. And then here I
am out of hollostoff the whole balla burg and behind
one game. That that's my whole thing. It is a
unique hell that Cowboy fans go through because like I
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am unfortunately a Washington fan. But like, bro, we know
about like week ten, we out of it. We tune
you know what I'm saying. We know it's around exactly, y'all.
Will y'all will win eleven twelve games, y'all will be
in it until the last three minutes of the playoff game, y'all,
and and then just ship all over yourselves like that
is a unique hell I mean, and it will be like,
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are y'all the same people that we're playing all year?
When you get to the playoffs, it's like, hey, we
what game are we playing? Yeah? I can't. I can't
do it. But like to answer your initial question, I
really I need to seek help. Just sound like a
sports fan. Sound like a sports fan. We all need
to see go. Would you consider weed during the games?
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Who told you that's very important? What's happening right now? Yeah,
y'all know that's my lust friend. Yeah, but I ain't
know he was doing it during the games, dog, Like
I ain't know that. That's how you know. She don't
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give a funk at all, because like, if you got
anxiety for real, you would not be doing that. But
she's just like, they can't hurt me. Let me just
smoke out, so give everything and listen. I changed the channel.
In a minute, I'll go watch something else. I'll go
watch the I D channel. Something was like that. You
see it three and out and you just go to
(40:29):
like ninety day Fiance or some ship like this. I
get the little alerts, more alerts on the phone, and
I'll be like, oh they oh, they they winning big.
Then I jumped back on Twitter like yeah, protect time,
like I've been watching the whole time. Yeah, I ain't
go a lot of I did that with Braun a
lot last year though I can't even front dog. You
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know what I'm saying, they get to get in their Asswhoop,
We're going right to Netflix, baby, you know what I'm saying.
Right to what they man like you more enjoying yourself?
You think so? You think so because Patrick Beverley is
I like Pat, but he that man came in. That
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man came out there and say they say you will
be playing with Lebron and Russell Westperkiston. I don't even play,
but they need him right like were they like one
of the worst defensive teams. It was trash. But I
think they have bigger issues than just him like, they
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won't be good enough, you know what I mean, they'll
be decent, but I just, I just I don't know,
man like, but this is what I think. I think
Pat bed is gonna begin his redemptive arc. I think,
like we all are gonna. Pat best personality has been great,
you know what I'm saying. We just his first time
playing for a basketball team that has fans, and you
know what I mean, and we'll see his person more
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for his personality, you know what I'm saying. I think
I think he'd be one of the more fun people
on the team. So it won't be good, but it'll
be fun. And that's more than it was. That's what
it was last year because it was let me, let me,
let me he's good. Let me read you, let me
let me read you. What I woke up to. In
the group chat with Tyler and John this morning, John
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John said a tweet about something that Pat said yesterday
and then put whispers I like Pat Ben and Tyler
sent back, I do too, and then Tyler said, if
Mike doesn't he's racist, no way around sometimes nowhere around
that one man. All your team. If you funk with
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Pat bat when he's not on your team, You're crazy. Yes,
he was selling the Polos in the bubble, Polo t
s in the bubble. That let me know he was
a real nigga. That made me think different about him.
I mean, Polo te nigga. You feel me like, come on, man,
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I'm like, no, that's that's my type of nigger. I
think I'm before. I think I fun with him. You
feel me? So now we'll see though before we get
out of here. Uh Rita Chells, any other funny storylines,
anything else Tyler and I could try and use to
just like hook Johnny in like a little bit, just
like a little bit anything else is funny that that
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I can sell the john at least inter it to
sell him. What talking about watching just just like turning
it like more than eight seconds of football. Okay, So
john are you? Are you off NFL and college or
just NFL? Yeah? Yeah, I grew up in I grew
up in the South and Alabama, so we had to
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make a decision. I made the right one, thank God,
because of them. You feel me. But anyway, I haven't
watched as much when I stopt watching NFL, I didn't
haven't watched as much college anymore. I think like the
See Happened with Cat was crazy, you know what I mean.
I really didn't work with that. But prior to that,
the CT ship had me thinking different, you know what
I'm saying. So the caption just but I mean, I'm
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I'm come on, man, none of these none of these
these these owners or people that are running these you know,
businesses are worth the damn you feel me so, right,
right right right? Yeah. I mean we literally can't go
anywhere and find decent people, so I mean we might
as well just enjoying like there's no decent people me
(44:30):
on Amazon, knowing, knowing that just before when I got
a subscription and ships past articles about like hey not,
that's where I draw the line. People being like we're
gonna we you know, we're gonna boycott Amazon. I'm like,
(44:53):
come on, not doing It's sorry, I can't do it.
But yeah, I mean, I'm it's possible. It's possible. I
think you should just follow the guy, the young black guys.
That's yes, this probably does sound racist. I don't care
because they need your sup. That's what that is. You
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You are in Los Angeles, the home of the Super
Bowl champs, with a guy on defense who's taking his
claim to be the best defensive player ever. Lock in
on that ship, bro, Like Aaron motherfucking Donald, Like he
can go down? Is I mean he's already one of
the grades, like he be like, yeah, he's seen this
came to like like like you got to mention him
with with the motherfucking Reggie's with the with the with
the Dion's Like he's on that tier, you know what
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I'm saying, Like, so yeah, somebody in practice. I heard,
I heard each hand, right. I don't want no problems.
So so he deserves to have his bust next to
Dions and not Isaac Bruce's, even though I funk with
you know, he should be in the same burned in
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the first ballot World Hall of Famer like that John.
They had a video him training and he was doing
his handwork. He had his trainer holding knives because they
were he was trying to practice getting people's hands off him,
and so he had the guy holding knives and that's
how he was. My favorite one about Aaron Donald is
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like he's holding I don't know if people know this,
and he's kind of holding the ram's hostage in a
weird way, Like he keeps telling them he's going to retire,
and then he's like and then they give him more money,
and then he comes back and then he keeps telling them,
but I'm still might retire next year. Like he's literally
telling them this so they can give him more money.
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So he's a good businessman. So he's not only crazy. Yeah,
he knows his value, he knows his worth. You know
what I means. Remember he trying to right, Remember he
tried to after the super Bowl and they was like,
oh no, we can't do it. You know, they look
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him up. He's gonna keep doing it and probably to
the end of his career. And guess what, They're gonna
keep paying him. And so I foxed with that. I
fun with his strategy. Man, keep pregnantly, We're never gonna
be fucking you know, defensive tackle holder team. You don't
say like, yeah, go for him, brove him all right?
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Rida Chells, thank you so much for hopping on with us.
The podcast is grid the Gridiron Gals. You can subscribe
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(47:46):
All right, thanks again, appreciate y'all, appreciate ya. All right,
thank you again to read it and Shells for hopping
on with us. That was awesome of them, That was great.
Hell yeah, shouts of the homies. Those the homies for real,
for real, for real. They were nothing that we had.
We had eighty three followers. Tyler running Twitter with six
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hundred followers, and we was. I was like when he
followed me, I was like, damn, this guy six hundred followers.
What the fund does he do? You know what I mean?
He's he gotta be right, he bet the cure to
kids here? Like what the fund? Six hundred followers? Like
dog showing people your phone? This got fifteen retweet right right?
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He retweeted. He retweeted me because I think we were
talking about cracking our family, like he was some nigga.
But anyway, I remember three people followed me and I
was like, oh man, he got me three followers, three following,
Now you get new follows me like, don't come in here,
(49:00):
right right? I thought about that? Is it circles? What's that? Whatever?
They calling the close friends no, no fun. I got
some homies to do that, y'all. Y'all in one of
the joints. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in a few circles.
And I will say, the people who who take the
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time to organize the circle, they usually got a funny
ask you. I enjoy all my circle notific gases, I'll
say that, don't. Yeah. I don't have the energy to
set one up, but I was thinking the best funniest
thing I could think to do would be to set
up a Twitter circles that was just long beach people
(49:41):
only from two thousand ten and YouTube back. But you
could just talk freely on Twitter, and I'm not saying
on some like cancel culture. You could just say whatever,
and with the understanding that people knew you understand in
the context and all that you know. I'm not sure
I'll never forget the first time a white person tweeted
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at me you don't really talk like that in real life.
And I was like, you have no fucking idea from
boys idahole talking to you like that, right, Like they
just who the fuck you? I just phone away and
looked at it, like what why does this application exist? Bro?
Like I don't give a funk with some white person
from Middle America things I don't even That's something I
(50:32):
really wish I could express to a lot of motherfucker's
I don't give a funk about what they think about me.
But then it's like, oh, you're spot Do you know
what I'd be thinking like that? Oh? I scrolled times like, bro,
I don't give a funk about your opinion? Who are you?
I say that a million times to myself scrolling through Twitter.
Do my replies every day? My my thing on the
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drup like in cars, like when people are on some
other ship, I'll put the window down. I don't give
a funk about you. I don't give a funk about
you out the window, dog like hawk your horn flipped
me off. I don't give a funk about you, dog
Like I remembering the car with a coworker and I
was dropping him off of the bus and somebody was
(51:15):
bonding hawking. I, I don't give a funk about you, dog,
and apologize about coworking like damn. He was like, nah,
I get here a nigger, So he understood it. But
I'm a sarcastic thumbs up guy in the car. There
was one time this white lady was trying to make
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This white lady was trying to get She was on
me bro, like on some match, hawking a horn, lifting
me off, and I just smiled and she looked defeated
by that ship. She wanted nothing make SMI chuckled. I chuckled,
and she was just like bro. I remember her face
(51:57):
to this day. Dog Anyway, all right, let's talk about
the third episode of House of Dragons a k a.
The Damon Janice Uh Janice Finals game. First of all,
someone someone just asked that we discussed, and I did
want to bring it up. Anyway, the guy who was
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so excited to get saved by Damon got squished by
the dragon. I loved. I thought that was so perfect
and so hilarious and so symbolic because Damon isn't doing
this ship for the good of the every man, you
know what I'm saying. Like he's out there, you know
what I'm saying, He's doing this ship for the crown,
and if some motherfucker's on his side, gotta die for
that ship, so be it. You know I'm saying. I
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love that scene, Like he's here to save me, save me.
He was doing save me. He killed. He didn't even
get to get burned up by the dragon. He died
(53:00):
in wighs that dragons don't kill people. The dragon stopped
in the death. Where do you ever see the motherfucker
die from a dragon stomp? He died? He died like
a toad. He he died like a toad in the drive,
you know, like accidentally, bro, Like the dragon didn't even
notice him neither did damon? You know what I'm saying.
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It was minimizes existence obviously, then damon, you know, damon
getting the letter and realizing that he was going to
win but not get the credit, and then deciding to
go on a fucking suicide mission and dragging that dude
Torso out by its only remaining arm. Did y'all need
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to see that fight? Did y'all need to see that fight?
Did y'all know Dan was going to test his ask
that little weak motherfucker that that crap face crap, I
don't know, a little a little freak. We just need
to see how bad he looked as he cut that
motherfucker in half. Literally, Like that's all we needed to see,
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you know what I'm saying? That was perfect? But yeah,
I will say this. I will say this, I've got
my first complaint of the season. I've got my first
complaint of the season in the Arrows. No, it wasn't.
It wasn't the Arrows. It was And I feel like
this is such a dweevy ass thing to to complain about,
because what I'm going to complain about it's the best
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part of the whole fucking series of the going back
to the original game of their owns. But was there
any time when Damon was in in danger during that
scene where you didn't know a dragon was gonna come
save him. I was never afraid he was gonna die,
and we were always afraid for everybody. But the thing
(54:48):
with that, though, is we didn't realize how cold it
was till the end of the first season. It took
a whole season of for us to really realize they
don't give a fuck about nobody, and they haven't done
that yet. But that's only because I have it's on.
But it's like, if they kill this dude, then what
are we watching next week for? You know? But I
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I have the same thought that they haven't gone They've
gone far enough yet. I think I think my end
of season, we'll have that that energy because we need
that energy. That's the best thing about game. Like yeah,
like I said, I think my whole thing, Like I
think dragons are the best fucking single thing of this
whole fucking series, you know, not just House of Dragon.
I've think going back to the original Game of Throw,
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they're always my favorite part. But it just feels like,
god damn, like, how many times are we gonna use
goddamn you know, dragon X mocking to save the day here,
you know what I'm saying, Like like like us every
fucking day if it was I said, like I said,
I know it's a dweeb ass fucking complaint, but I
was not surprised as I knew a dragon was gonna
come save him, and during that sing, I just I
just think the thing is we have to be afraid
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that anybody can die, and I don't know how they
do that with dragons being able to save people, you
know what I mean. But I think they'll find them.
I think they'll kill somebody off that we were just
like what the fuck? You know what I'm saying, Like,
I hope it's otto. I'm fully on team Auto was
gonna die. I mean otto dying. Isn't that we have
to be affected? You know what I'm saying. It was
(56:13):
was what was the Red Scorpion or whatever the funk
that dude like like his head getting squished when you
know what I'm saying, like or like oh boy, at
the beginning of the end of the the I think
it was the second last episode of the last episode
against season one Ned when he got his head chopped off,
and I was like, up until the moment, I thought
they was gonna do some magic to bring him back.
I didn't. I think there's gonna be a sword that
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came in and block over the next episode holding this
motherfucker's head dripping. I was like, Wow, they don't care
about me, and I need to watch the prequel that
I feel like they don't care about me and how
I feel. You know what I'm saying. I don't think
they'll do anything like the Red Wedding, you feel me,
But we do need a Ned, somebody holding Ned's head
(56:55):
on on you know, in the camera the next episode.
We do need a uh a moment like that. All right,
that's all the time we have. Sorry, we didn't have
time to talk about the Florence is uls. I would
never get over people being surprised. You guys have not
heard of white actors and actress Listen, bro, when I
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found out this was this, Florence was a twenty six
year old. For one, Okay, why would I know that?
You know, but I know her. She's twenty six and two,
She's from fucking England. You took me to know a
fucking year old from England. I am black. I watched
Little Women and liked it and didn't know the fun
(57:38):
Florence pus you know what I mean. I'm a teen
of Crumpets TV watching as motherfucker. I love a good
cupboard reference, you know what I mean. And I still
didn't know who she was. Bro, you know what I mean?
Like what's weird? Is like? Dog? Do you realize what
we watched going up? I didn't know. I didn't watch
white people movies until like I got to high school
(57:59):
and like was watching wes A. You know what I'm saying,
Like we didn't watch like there was the white like
like stars in the TV, in the in the show,
the TV. So as we watched the movies we watched,
you know what I'm saying, Like all that brat pack ship.
I caught that ship late when I was in high
school on some USA Saturday. You know, we can movie ship,
(58:19):
weird Science, all that other ship. Bro, we weren't watching that,
you feel me? That's super good. Yeah all right, we'll
see you all on Monday. Thanks again to read in
Chelse for coming on in color Days
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September eight. We've got a very special episode. We're gonna
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Ak Tyler. Hey, everybody has a game that was j
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you know, goddamn quiet stom Boy. I think I'm going
to be okay, Mike and gentlemen. Before before we have
the gals on um, it's time for a very special
episode of Body Language Detectives. Do Do Doom Doom World.
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It's just three people standing in a corner with stand
up basis doing absolutely a person actually with their mouth
saying wow, wow facts. I want to play Body Language
Detectives because we had the first in person filmed interaction
between Pat Ben and Russ since they became teammates. What
(02:25):
did we gainin What did we glean from this interaction
between the two of them? Are they best buds now?
Are still enemies? Tyler go first. I want you to
go because I think my opinion different differs from your yours,
you know what I mean? And I I feel like
my I hopped out there as soon as I saw
the dat and I felt vindicated by the further developments
that we got this to night went on. I said
(02:46):
that that was the dapt of some kudos who are
down to patch it up, like you know what I'm saying.
There was the whole you know, you know Pat bab
was was walking out. You know he saw Russ. He
adapted them. You know, there was a there was some
good for lot sleep good technique on the dap. You
know what I'm saying. That a nice sound. You know
(03:08):
you heard it. And there was a hug and you
know what I'm saying. And people were like, oh man,
russ ain't even look at him in the eyes. He
and all the way hug him. I'm like, bro, that's
the I'm heading out. But I know you've got some
ship going on that. We've done that all the time
when we like at the gym and see the homie,
or we had like you know, dipping out of the
bar and see you see the homie, you know talking
to some folks where you don't want to suck his
ship up, but you let him know, Bro, you're my dog.
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I'm out this bitch, you know what I'm saying. And
that was I have given that that many times. I've
been on the receiving end of that that many times
where you but sometimes you only got the one arm
leaning that's all you got because his motherfucker's talking to
you and ship or you know what I'm saying. You
don't want to get all up and you don't want
to stop my motherfucker's flow when you're saying by, you
know what I'm saying, So you're just gonna you don't
give him a drive by that And that was what
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that was. And I, like I said, I felt vindicated
because we saw Rust rust through that man of towel
while he was talking. If that ain't love, what the
funding is? Bro? He drew that man of towel. Did
you see that clip? No? I didn't see that clip.
I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah, Pat Bad was at
the motherfucking podium talking and Rust threw him a towel
and Pat Bess appreciate it. First time in the season
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right there for us their homies. It has been patched up.
The patch the patches have been patched. That's underknoed my
initial thinking. I'm gonna tell you my initially before like
they talked about the one arm dapping in with the
one that and then and then hug with the same
army that with you know what I'm saying, what what
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seemed positive was the sound you know, you know the
snake niggers give you the wet death if I get that,
if I get if I get a wet if I
get a wet hand, DAP. You know what I'm saying
that mother selling don't make no noise. I don't you know, Okay,
I don't. I don't dap, you know more because I
don't trust you. You can give a soft DAP. That's
the weak as ship. So but you know what I mean, Like,
I think out a principle, he ain't gonna give a
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weak DAP. But I think like the one arm sheep
kind of like. And I also thought, like when you
were saying that, like the drive by that, but you
do the drive by that to a nigga you really
funk with ain't no question, you know what I'm saying. Like,
and I'm like, I don't know if they're there yet
to say you really really fun with him. But like
I said, I always thought I always thought I always
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thought Pat beb was way more forgiving in Yeah, but
yeah that's Westbrook's and won that gave him to drive by,
you feel me? And so that's why I'm like, you
know what I'm saying, I don't know you know like
he he adapted over with the same arm he hugged
with the same army he slapped hands with. But you
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know I questioned that, but the toe the towel, Bro,
you just when you just give me that information, Bro,
if I don't, if I'm halfway sucking with you, I'm
halfway fucking with you, you know what I mean. Like,
I'm just doing what I got to do. I'm paid
to do. I'm here. That's why I don't get fine
throwing the towel. I'm here so I don't get fined.
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You know what I'm saying. That's that's actually, that's actual care.
That's considerate, know what I mean. So and and that
and and that picture that the Lakers posted when Pat
bead was all up in that man's chest and Russ
was smiling from his fucking soul and laughing. Did you
see that ship? No? I didn't see that up in here.
But you know you've never missing that. Bros are bros again.
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I love to see it. I love I love to
see it. I love to see it. I'm glad they
squashed that ship. You know what I mean. I don't
like actual dislike in sports like everybody else does they
want to go back to the days when motherfucker's was
you know what I'm saying, like literally hated one another,
that bro, I don't. I don't need that for to
be good, for be a good you know, like what
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you wanna say, I was gonna say. I think we
missread Russell this one. I think we always said Russ
was it's fuck you regardless. But I think Russ is
the type where if it was fuck you sucked me before,
and if it was fun you before, but if you
down the god Damna send the olive branch. You know
what I'm saying, It ain't because it's fun me forever,
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Like I don't. It depends, It depends. It depends on
the circumstances. Not for me, it depends and normalusly on
the circumstances. But also Russ is very much in a
position of after what happened last year alid Branch and
has the ability to cover up some of his issues.
I would be thank fucking God, I have this annoying
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motherfucker on my side this time. That's how I mean,
That's how I would feel about it, because I mean,
because the thing is, though, if he if he foks
with you Pat bab has got back. He don't give
a fuck when nobody thinker says, and it's always I mean,
Russ doesn't have a lot of those people, and those people.
Russ is that type of person too, where if he
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folks with really don't matter what nobody else saying, you
feel me. So I think there's that, you know, that
commonality there that they can kind of lean on um.
And I think the reasons that they may have disliked
each other are a lot of the reasons that make
these things that make them similar. So I guess on
the same team, you know what I mean, it would
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make they were that you could, they really would funk
with each other, like, like I said, in the right circumstances,
But I don't know, bro, like if it fucked me
to that point, I just I just I mean, like,
I just don't know if it can be unfucked me,
you know what I mean. I have some people that
that that were that we were very unfriendly with who
are friends. One of our closest friends. Actually Sure and
(08:26):
I both like did not funk with him. It wasn't
like fuck him, but we did not like it. But
that's fuck him is different from not liking him. It
seemed like it was fuck him, you know what I'm saying,
and that and so like I can't come back from
a fuck me. I don't know if I'm gonna come
back from that with you, Like I'm petty though. I'm
petty though, Like there's people that ate that that that
(08:47):
that that I have one I thought have I have one?
But it's business. It's it's like it's a it's a
like it would it would suck things up for a
lot of other people. There are people that agent has
been in a fight with that he is forgiving that.
I'm still like, funck that nicker, you know what I'm saying, Like,
I just don't it was this funk you. It's kind
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of suck you. And if this fuck me as fucked me,
And like I don't wish to wish you the worst.
You know, you can do your thing. It's just kind
of hard for coming back from that. That's why I
didn't think what rest Brook was one of those guys.
And I mean, maybe it isn't good for him. I
don't fault anybody this that way, you know what I mean.
I just have a hard time doing it. I mean
I think The thing is if you like, I think
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we might have all got into it with a motherfucker
who we knew was solid or whatever, but we just
ain't funk with him for whatever reason, we butted heads.
You know what I'm saying. There's a difference between they saying, Okay,
that's solid. Yeah, you know this is my fucking solid.
We got our issues, but okay, we get the issues
out the way. This is solid I can funk with,
Like you know what I'm saying, Like, if you're not
funking somebody for being you know what I'm saying, Like,
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that's different. That's different. If it's like yeah, I know,
like like I think Young Nudy, the my favorite poet,
uh you talked about he was talking about how it's
like how you know he's he was beating with somebody.
He's like, he just like me. He ain't going out bad,
you know what I mean. But I've dealt with with
bigger problems before or whatever. So it's like he saw
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the similarities, you know what I mean. And it wasn't
like he a week to do. It's a week. As
Nigga was just like we just beating, but you were
a real one and I might have to, you know,
handed you on some real type ship, so I can
I can respect that. I can respect that, you know
what I mean. But I guess the niggas that I
that I said, Fuck, if it's a real nigga, it's
like I just don't funk with him. But if it's
a weak act the guy, that's when I might be
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like fuck, that's when I and you know what I'm saying, Like, bro,
I had I had a motherfucker who me and him
to not get along for all of high school basically
because we like butted heads over a couple of the
same girls. Right. I knew he was a solid motherfucker.
You know, he knew I was a solid motherfucker. You know,
years later, like like you know, I was, I was
home for the summer after college. I was like twenty
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one or something. We saw each other in them all.
We smiled in death and and and you know what's
what's good with you? Everything good? Hell yeah, and kept
it moving. There wasn't no beef after that, you know,
because we knew it was bullshit. We knew we were
both some solid motherfucker's and and and and that it
was out the window at that point, you know what
I'm saying. So there's a nigga, I ain't sunk with
the high school. This requested me on Facebook for the
last few months and he's still in the requestion nigga
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that Nick and this was fucking what nineteen years ago,
twenty some years ago? Bro? I'm sorry, bro, but yeah,
I respect that. I respect I respect that. You know
this thing, it was a weak body language. You're right,
You're right. I think I think it's I mean, with
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the the things that happened subsequently, you know, it makes sense.
I think that. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you the double
path from Russe's what sold me. Like, that's what I do.
That that that is what I do when I'm like,
all right, I'm heading out. I know you can't you know,
you know, you know, send me off the way you
want to, because you hand on some business right now.
I double pat the homes when I know they in
the situation. You know what I'm saying, Like, and rust
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did that? That's that that that the second pad is confirmation.
It's like, just in case you thought the first path
was just a no and they got me the first time.
When I first saw the clip, I definitely was like, oh,
and then I didn't realize Russ was literally like the
camera was being set up to film, like he was
literally there like waiting for them to say start talking.
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That was when I came around exactly Bad hitting with
the drive by when Russ with the drive Pat bed yo,
let me, and Russ was like, Okay, Russ was doing
this thing, Okay, let me acknowledge you. You know what
I'm saying, double pad you feel me? And also a
sign and also a sign of respect from Pat Bev
that he wasn't like, hey, you're about to do this
video thing, but the cameras are on us. I'm gonna
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like really make this about me, like going out of
you know what I mean. It was just it would
have been very easy for Pat Bad to shoot the
deuces or something and it would not have been a
big deal to people, like and it's just been like
just acknowledging and move on. And it had been cool,
you seem like when they it out of their way
to like, you know, to DAP. So that makes more sense.
That makes sense, that makes sense, and that you know,
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with with more concepts. Yeah, um question before we get
to our NFL preview to grils. Do we like Pat
be now? Oh yes, I'll tell you. I told you all.
I think I told you all, Like, Bro, is this
discussing this good thing? This is ground thing. I think
Pat Bev will be one of the bright spots for
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this team. I think it'll be like I think it'll
will really enjoy Pat Bev much more. And I think
because he's not on these the weird ass Timberwolves or
like playing with the weak ass Clippers and nobody gives
a funk about you know that, people are like you know,
you know what was his street lights? Not bright lights?
Whatever the funk? You know what I'm saying, He's not
(13:48):
part of that bullshit. We're gonna see not right right,
you know what I'm saying, Like you know what I'm saying.
We're gonna see him for a real one, you feel me.
So I think this will be a nice little thing
for I mean for his career and our our perspective
of him. Are you know how we view him as
a whole. So I'm excited about it. Man, Yeah, I
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got a homegrow to say. He smells real good too,
and and that not the smell good where like he
just smells good. It's like, smell good. You know you
have you ever walked by the nigger that him like that?
You guys got inside in from from a confidential when
he was when he was up, when he was up
at the podium during this ship. He was like, I'm
(14:32):
a very detail oriented man, and detail oriented people usually
smell yeah. They usually don't overlook the extra squirt on
the neck. You know what I mean? You know all
the good little key points to hit. Yeah. So yeah,
So I think I'm all right, y'all. We'll be back
in a second with the grid Iron Gals for our
NFL preview, and then stick around a little bit later
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The NFL Chick and Chelse a k A. Chelsea's right, Uh,
long time friends of the pod and friends of all
of ours, and we're big fans of your guys. Guys,
you have the only podcast I think that is in
the middle ground of acknowledging the ship that's funked up
about the NFL and football, but you still clearly love
the sport, right. Most of the stuff you hear is
(16:43):
like Shaun Watson football is great, or there's people have
a lot of friends like John that are just like,
funk this whole endeavor. But but the grid Iron the
grid Iron Gals podcast to me is special because you
guys are in the middle. You're like, yeah, everything about
this is fucked up, and I can't wait for the game.
(17:04):
I mean, you know, this is a bad analogy. I'm
about to say, please forgive me, just forgive me ahead
of time. But you know, I'm sure crack is bad.
I've never done crack. I'm sure it's bad, but you know,
it just probably feels really good and you just can't
like let it go. I don't know, I don't know
what crack is, like, I just assumed that that's the case.
Crack as we're having a grand old time. There's no
(17:25):
denying that. But you know it's bad for you, right,
Crack is something you know it's bad for you, but
apparently it makes people feel oh so good. And that's
really the NFL. The NFL is like crack. Okay, I
know that it's not I know all the things that
come with it. It's a problem, right, But but then
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I love the rush that it gives us. Oh so
crack is actually a good I'm a crack kid. We
are chasing the feeling. That's really chase in the feeling.
I mean, think about how many when number one Thursday
Night Football first started and the games were so bad,
like it was before they were doing like um, you
(18:09):
know in division matchups, and if games were so bad,
and every week we start staying up watching that Lane
Mass game. And what do we do? Stayed up, stayed
up watching that Lane Mass game. So I mean, it's
just we're stuck here. Yeah, I'm I'm gonna be a
real y. I used to be an NFL fanatic. Now
(18:31):
I'm not a fanatic anymore. We know, we remember I'm
a bit because Tyler, I used to have to mute
you on my days baby. I was like, because I
don't to preserve our relationship, and he was not, I
muted you, and then I would be like, yeah, but
(18:56):
even if Dallas one you was annoying, I was like
to talk big ship, used to talk big ship, but
but to be honest, I'm not even gonna act like
I was doing some moral grandstanding because of like the
caption and all that. The quality was just real shitty
for me for for a few years from like I
feel like two like two thousand, it was real, real bad.
I am tapping back in right now because I think
(19:17):
there's a crop of young qbs right now who are
super fucking exciting, Like you know, we got Lamar, we
got Josh, we got you know, my homes, Like you know,
we got fucking um Um Jay, Herbo and Ship. So yeah,
I do think that the quality has improved because like
I tapped out back when fucking Carson Palmer was a
starter at like forty years old, I was like, bro,
I'm not watching this ship, you know what I'm saying,
(19:41):
but that that's that's true, right, Like, Like I think
that now you're starting to see a shift of um,
younger guys coming in and it's it's become more fun.
And this is like, I know people love Tom Brady, right,
I know people love Tom. I am not one of
those people. Um, he annoys the shift out of me
as a Ravens fan. I've been annoyed by Tom Brady,
(20:02):
by tired. It'sn't tired existence as a patriot. So I'll
just be like Tom, let these young people come in
and do something. Go damn kids, I know them kids.
Let's stay father, all right. This man taking time off
from work and giving us goddamn forty five year old man,
I had a lot of ship going on, man. You know, like,
(20:24):
if that is your reason for missing time for work,
dog exactly, Come on, man, just go ahead and be
a family man and ride off into sunset and let
the youngest take over, because honestly, you had your time.
You got like eight rings. Let somebody else get some
super Bowl rings. That's all I'm saying. Let the young
kids flourish. He had to run no denying that. Ye.
Tom went home and they told him. He sat on
(20:46):
that sofa and somebody looked at him and said the
trash need to go out, and he said, let me.
I'm Tom Brady at trash what you mean not trying
to be He's not trying to be at home. No, no,
no different. And I do feel kind of bad for
gods like that. They don't know anything else for football
(21:06):
is He's like what am I supposed to be? Now?
For Tom Brady, I think he would have a very
productive career in the booths. Like he's going wherever he
wants to go. He could do booth, he could do podcast,
he could do shows, he could do whatever. You don't
want to do all that. People want to hang out
on the field and he want to try to convince
Gronk to come back. Bronk. It's like, I'm just trying
to play. I'm just trying to play. So what happens
(21:27):
when you when you got kids that you don't like?
When you don't like your kids, you can because I mean,
have you met children? Their energy? Sometimes they got bad
vibe actually not mad at Yeah, they got bad vibes.
They got me. I need I need a theory from
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you guys about what then happened to his face? Though
vibes are not career or not, what happened to that
man's face? This lady right here, we talked about it
on the podcast man that man, I said, the reason
why he was off is because he had scheduled a facelift.
I said that. I said, I believe that Tom Brady
he scheduled a facelift and had it ready and he didn't.
(22:12):
He said he was going to honor his appointment for
his facelift and he wasn't going to change his appointment
just because he decided to come back to the NFL.
Chills thinks that he was doing some top secret mission.
The only top secret mission was not letting us know
that he got a facelift. That literally, is it top
secret black ops off board mission? You know, real low key.
(22:34):
Nobody were like, hey, this is Tom Oh well he's
on a secret mission. It got to be some kind
of secret. I asked him, ain't but mission, you can't.
You know what? I love that theory because I have
another theory that he unretired because he didn't break the
news himself. And I think that that that that that
y'all theory. It's like on the same timeline where he
(22:55):
would add the fresh facelift for like a booth job,
like you know what I'm saying, you know, say, for
like a fox on the NFL I was something they
need to have been all fresh face for and ship.
So hey, I'm with it, man. We can get crazy
with this fucking conspiracy theory ship because I feel I
who heartily believe he un retired because he didn't get
to break his retirement. I'm telling you because I believe,
and I also believe that Mass Singer ship because it
(23:17):
d line up and now I don't think because okay,
So the theory is because they Okay, the theory is
that he has signed up to be on the Mask
Singer as well, right, and that the dates that he
was gone lined up to the time of recording, they
were like the exact same dates. Right. So my theory is,
(23:38):
I'm going to combine the two. I think he was
gonna get a fresh facelift. So when he took that
mask off, he had a nice face. That's what I think. Now,
I don't think that he did the Mass Singer, but
I think he got a face and Chell thinks that
he was under the secret apps during the time. Does
his face look new? Does he look like he has
a fresh face? Yes, his chief look his face looked
(24:02):
like somebody pulled it back. An Opponents that double staple
it because he's gonna take one hit behind the ear
and that things just go. Hey, man, I don't ya,
(24:23):
so that's what you think. That's ridiculous, I know, man
facelook appointments, mass singer appontments. That sounds like the schedule
of retired man of me. Oh my god, thank you,
thank you. That's all I'm saying. I believe that Tom
Brady scheduled to do some midlife crisis. I think he's
scheduled to do some midlight crisis ship and then he
(24:44):
just didn't, you know, cancel his plans because he said,
I'm talking Brady, and I canna do what I want,
And he is talking Brady and he didn't do what
he wants. Had a lot of ship going on, man,
man said it'd be ship. You goddamn should be happening. Dog. Look,
(25:08):
I wish I could get to a point at a
job where I can just go eight wall for a
couple of weeks and pop back up like, hey, should
just be happening, and no one questions me. That is
a made man right there, dog nowhere around. That's all
he took this little guess what nobody is going to
question Tom Brady? He literally has the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
(25:31):
Hoskey right, Like I think Kyle Trash is behind Tom Brady. Like, okay,
nobody wants to see Kyle Trash. That sounds like a
made up James bond Ville. I don't even know who
that is. That sounds like you say, you just made
that name. Where did he play? Where do you play college?
You know he's a Gator. So look, nobody wants to
(25:55):
see Kyle Trash. Everybody wants to see Tom Brady. So
guess what if Tom Brady want to take off for
a couple of weeks. Tom Brady gonna take off for
a couple of weeks and nobody questioned what he got
going on? Period? Can I do that on the podcast?
I mean, I mean Brady on the pod, you know
what I mean? Like me and John ain't gonna snitch.
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You know, me and John ain't gonna be no no
motherfucking company because you know we got you. Colin. Mike
hasn't been showing up the training camp. Reader, Reader, I
want to talk to you about the bullshit that Lamar
Jackson goes through all the time. Like I've never seen
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a player this good who gets so criticized you know,
he gets gets all the ship that he that he
does just gets put under a microscope. So much like,
how do you feel about I mean, I know you
hate it, but like if you can provide some more
insight into it, I mean, like you know, like I've
been ride with Lamawston's he was at Louisville, so this
is not like we're we've been on the wagon, right.
(27:01):
And then obviously he plays for the team that I
root for, so it makes it better for me. But
this is something he'd been going through since college. Man,
they've been saying the same thing. The rhetoric is the same.
And it's funny because UM, I have a radio show
here in Baltimore that UM on the weekends and we
had Ryan Leaf on that interesting story. We'll talk about
that another time. However, Ryan Leaf said some real ship
(27:24):
and Ryan and we asked that question and I'm glad,
I'm glad a white person said it because Ryan Leaf
was like, the only thing I can come up with
is this racial is racial? You know, pushing is racial bias,
and that's that's what's pushing. The narrative is like people
wanted him to be a certain type of way. And
then he's he's not that dude, right. And then Lamar
(27:45):
Jackson is unapologetically black, right, He's from He got twists,
you know, he got the raise that go to the side.
Sometimes he wear it out, you know, he went he
my little baby be at the gas station with his
his photo shoots at the game. I say, you know
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that real country niggership, right, And that's okay because that's
who he is. But but it doesn't fall in line
with what people see in NFL quarterbacks, like, all right,
Patrick Mahomes is black, right, or we you know, we
claim him as black, um, but he is a different type. Yeah,
(28:30):
he's you know, he's he's the respectable black, you know.
And then you got the non respectable black, who is
Lamar Jackson, who's just gonna be himself, who's just gonna
and people don't like that. And then you add the
fact that you know, the guy is athletically sick, right,
and then they just want to put him in a
(28:50):
box that doesn't exist, Like the box doesn't exist, right,
We don't have to put everybody in a fucking box.
And because of that, you know, a lot of this
stuff is racially charged, and just that's why I don't
even argue what people no more though, Like if I
refused to allow my blood pressure, I'm old, Okay, I'm
in my aforities I would like to live. They have grandchildren.
So what I'm not gonna do is let white people
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who don't like Lamar Jackson heavy at the early grave.
I'm just not gonna do it. So that's where I'm at.
I feel like so much of the criticism that Lamar
gets is ship that Josh Allen gets praised for. You
know what I mean, Baker Mayfield, Baker Mayfield, and even
when Johnny Naziell was coming out, like they love all
(29:32):
the swag. So once you hear that word swag, you
already know what damnit is. So like, yeah, he gets
praised for Yeah, you're You're absolutely right, he gets he
gets dinged for things that the other the white quarterbacks
get praised for. Um. So it's blatant like and like
a readA said, it's no use arguing about it. We
already see what's happening. I mean, we saw when he
was trying to get drafted. Weren't they trying to say
(29:52):
he needs to be a wide receiver or someone man
or something I was like, was y'all watching the games
in Louisville? Yeah, Like like like I think we've all
heard that story about how how Lamar's mom you know,
talked to Louisville coach and said, my son is playing
quarterback here, you know what I mean? And then she
he told her that she had, um um, that coach
had him playing like why receiver you know, in a
certain formation. And she called him that very first day,
(30:14):
like what the hell is going on right now? You know, like, no,
this is not what we agree to, right rights, which
is weird because they went from Chenny Bridgewater to Lamar,
so you should be sure. You know, you already had
a black quarterback, So what are you doing it? I'm
tired of it. I'm over it. Um, You're absolutely right
(30:35):
about that Josh Allison thing. It's a meme that's going
around and it's like it's Lamar jumping over a player
and they're like, oh, look at the running back, and
then it's Josh Allen literally doing the same thing, and
it was like, wow, what a you know what a
played by the quarterback. That's just what it is, right, Like,
we're still in a society where a position of power,
Like a quarterback gotta look a certain way, and Lamar
(30:56):
doesn't fit that description. So you know, I just hope
he just continues to be himself man like all that
other stuff. Don't allow people to dictate to you who
you're supposed to be and how you're supposed to act.
I mean, long at seeing in trouble, as long as
he ain't bothering nobody and as long as he does
his job. I don't see why, you know, we even
do this. But then again, I do understand why we
(31:17):
do this because black How does I mean, how much
this Baltimore love? Because he looks like a motherfucker that
Baltimore would love. You know what I'm saying, Like Baltimore
embraces black people because they had they had three black quarterbacks.
I don't know if you know this. They had so
the backup is Tyler Houtley and then um they so
(31:38):
in training camp they had four black quarterbacks. They had
Brett Huntley, and they had Anthony Brown from Oregon. So, um,
Anthony Brown is on the practice squad and Tyler Huntley
is um the backup. Tyler Huntley and Lamar are from
the same area. They grew up together. So he embodies
the city because Baltimore is a predominantly black city. So
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you know, people see Lamar and he looks like them,
you know what I'm saying, And that's important. That's important
to see, like, oh my god, like I love I
love him, but he also looks like me and he's
great at what he does. So I mean, he can't
go down the street because he would get but harded, right,
like Lamar can't go nowhere. But people love people love
(32:24):
Lamar like they love him, and the kids love them.
You know, a lot of the people love him. You
can take a guess on the ones that don't. But
guess what, they're not the majority here, so we don't
give a shot. The bar is definitely synonymous with like
what Baltimore is. And that's the great part because y'all
have motherfucker's like Kyle Bowler, who who's quarterback like Baltimore dog.
(32:54):
Do you know he's like a like a right wing conservative.
He's a rich California kid, right, yeah, yeah, he's married
to like a former Miss California or something like, the
name is Kyle Bowler. He has to be he has
to be as you right, you have to say that
(33:15):
like a like a racist white person from this out
Kyle Bowler, like he can't even doesn't even sound like
he's from California. Better get I still think Kyle bowlerpool
the best swindow in perhaps sports history when he signed
that one year, one million guaranteed contract then retired the
very next fucking day, Like I was like, God, damn,
(33:39):
that boy pulled the eyes. Man. I always like when
player swindle team because it's a billion dollar business man
and they're not pro player. So I'm always gonna be
pro player. You know what I mean to anybody do it?
I don't give a ship. I don't give my money,
(34:00):
I don't give a exactly yeahs man, how you feel
about your Cowboys? To see? I want to know. I
want to hope again. I want to know as a
Cowboys fan, why you know what I mean? Like life
is hard enough, you know what I'm saying, Like you
just add an unnecessary stress to your life. You don't
the exact same ship to her before you? He said
(34:23):
the Cowboys, John Cowboys. I wasn't. I wasn't. Is that true? No?
I wasn't. No, no, no, no, I don't have you
categorized in my brain one of those what do you
mean by that? But what I'm doing? Like what? What
is there a point where you're gonna be like like
like Tyler said, you know, all right, man, you know
(34:45):
fucking bro I just don't you know, I'm not I'm
not signed up for this no more. I don't. I
don't think that they can hurt me anymore than they
have already done. I got Stockholm that you can't hurt me.
You can't hurt me. And every year I say, what
are you doing? Like like you said, reading, I gotta live.
I gotta like to live. I don't they give me
(35:06):
gray hair. They I don't enjoy watching cowboys play, like
if if they are up one once and it is
three minutes left, I am on pin. Do you feel
like your special bonnet? I don't do the bonnet anymore?
Y'all know the bonney. Whatever year you did, that was
(35:28):
the only that was the only thing I enjoyed that
whole football season. I was on sabbatical with Tyler at
that point my man bonnet and the bonnet was working.
So every year I have I mean, well, I usually
got all these weird traditions, but now I have you know,
I wear a different T shirt, so I wear a
T shirt. If they lose, the T shirt comes off,
(35:48):
it has a loss on it, the T shirt has
to be washed. Whatever. If they win, the T shirt
has a win on it. I take it all right
after the game, check it out, Gotta put it next week.
This is that. This is what happens when you you
have pts D. I'm traumatized. And when you got PTSD
(36:09):
and I, you know, every every before the Cowboys play
every game, I tweet them and I say, don't embarrass me.
They don't about me. They do not care. They don't
know if they don't care about my mental health, they
don't care. I mean, they don't care. I don't enjoy
watching them play like I enjoy watching every other team.
(36:31):
I don't enjoy even if we're blow on the team out.
I'm not having fun because I'm waiting for the acts
to drop. Something that's gonna happen. Something gonna happen. If
somebody goes scored three touchdowns and thirty seconds like, it's
gonna be something weird and it's gonna be embarrassing. And
then you're gonna have people like Tyler going in for
twenty four hours straight. It is. It is a nightmare.
(36:54):
He is. What was the game last year that you
tweeted like they're only scoring here so that it will
be even more brutal when they lose by four or something.
And I told you. My friend Chris, who's a Cowboys fan,
texted it to me and he was like, tell him,
I said, shut the funk up, because he knew you
were right. Because he knew you're right. And then the
exact score or something too. And now you see why
(37:17):
he Now you see why he because he would be
he was like the football don I'm like, I don't
forget all about I'm like, I don't seen him on
the timeline, but I think I mean, you know, as
far as you know the matchup this weekend, I mean
(37:38):
it's it's gonna be a close game. Um, those are
the games I like the least, right, but it's probably
gonna be a close game. I mean they're having some
problems that left tackle, big problems, like no left tackle,
got a rookie and left tackle they bought in Jason Peters,
who is a whole jet So you don't like get
(38:00):
you don't like Jason Peters. I like Jason Peters. He's
a whole gen X. When he get out the bed,
everything hurt, just like when I get out here. That's
like the biggest thing you got going. He's on the
practice squad so he can get ready, but he's also
there to help the the new new new rookie. Like
(38:23):
I actually, like I'm joking, but I actually like what
they're doing. They're bringing in on the practice squad. They're
having him come in and help the rookie tie Lur
Smith whatever, but they also expect him to play. And
I'm like, wow, I know when I get out of there,
it's like snap crocodid. So I have NFL for eighteen years,
you know, So I mean we have we and you know,
(38:45):
injuries happened. I mean even Tampa Tampa, Tampa Bay lost,
you know a couple of old lonitude. But I mean,
you know, the Cowboys usually shoot themselves in the foot,
Like if we were beat fair and square, fine, I
usually shoot ourselves in the foot. And then here I
am out of hollostoff the whole balla burg and behind
one game. That that's my whole thing. It is a
unique hell that Cowboy fans go through because like I
(39:07):
am unfortunately a Washington fan. But like, bro, we know
about like week ten, we out of it. We tune
you know what I'm saying. We know it's around exactly, y'all.
Will y'all will win eleven twelve games, y'all will be
in it until the last three minutes of the playoff game, y'all,
and and then just ship all over yourselves like that
is a unique hell I mean, and it will be like,
(39:27):
are y'all the same people that we're playing all year?
When you get to the playoffs, it's like, hey, we
what game are we playing? Yeah? I can't. I can't
do it. But like to answer your initial question, I
really I need to seek help. Just sound like a
sports fan. Sound like a sports fan. We all need
to see go. Would you consider weed during the games?
(39:48):
Who told you that's very important? What's happening right now? Yeah,
y'all know that's my lust friend. Yeah, but I ain't
know he was doing it during the games, dog, Like
I ain't know that. That's how you know. She don't
(40:09):
give a funk at all, because like, if you got
anxiety for real, you would not be doing that. But
she's just like, they can't hurt me. Let me just
smoke out, so give everything and listen. I changed the channel.
In a minute, I'll go watch something else. I'll go
watch the I D channel. Something was like that. You
see it three and out and you just go to
(40:29):
like ninety day Fiance or some ship like this. I
get the little alerts, more alerts on the phone, and
I'll be like, oh they oh, they they winning big.
Then I jumped back on Twitter like yeah, protect time,
like I've been watching the whole time. Yeah, I ain't
go a lot of I did that with Braun a
lot last year though I can't even front dog. You
(40:52):
know what I'm saying, they get to get in their Asswhoop,
We're going right to Netflix, baby, you know what I'm saying.
Right to what they man like you more enjoying yourself?
You think so? You think so because Patrick Beverley is
I like Pat, but he that man came in. That
(41:13):
man came out there and say they say you will
be playing with Lebron and Russell Westperkiston. I don't even play,
but they need him right like were they like one
of the worst defensive teams. It was trash. But I
think they have bigger issues than just him like, they
(41:34):
won't be good enough, you know what I mean, they'll
be decent, but I just, I just I don't know,
man like, but this is what I think. I think
Pat bed is gonna begin his redemptive arc. I think,
like we all are gonna. Pat best personality has been great,
you know what I'm saying. We just his first time
playing for a basketball team that has fans, and you
know what I mean, and we'll see his person more
(41:54):
for his personality, you know what I'm saying. I think
I think he'd be one of the more fun people
on the team. So it won't be good, but it'll
be fun. And that's more than it was. That's what
it was last year because it was let me, let me,
let me he's good. Let me read you, let me
let me read you. What I woke up to. In
the group chat with Tyler and John this morning, John
(42:16):
John said a tweet about something that Pat said yesterday
and then put whispers I like Pat Ben and Tyler
sent back, I do too, and then Tyler said, if
Mike doesn't he's racist, no way around sometimes nowhere around
that one man. All your team. If you funk with
(42:41):
Pat bat when he's not on your team, You're crazy. Yes,
he was selling the Polos in the bubble, Polo t
s in the bubble. That let me know he was
a real nigga. That made me think different about him.
I mean, Polo te nigga. You feel me like, come on, man,
(43:01):
I'm like, no, that's that's my type of nigger. I
think I'm before. I think I fun with him. You
feel me? So now we'll see though before we get
out of here. Uh Rita Chells, any other funny storylines,
anything else Tyler and I could try and use to
just like hook Johnny in like a little bit, just
like a little bit anything else is funny that that
(43:22):
I can sell the john at least inter it to
sell him. What talking about watching just just like turning
it like more than eight seconds of football. Okay, So
john are you? Are you off NFL and college or
just NFL? Yeah? Yeah, I grew up in I grew
up in the South and Alabama, so we had to
(43:42):
make a decision. I made the right one, thank God,
because of them. You feel me. But anyway, I haven't
watched as much when I stopt watching NFL, I didn't
haven't watched as much college anymore. I think like the
See Happened with Cat was crazy, you know what I mean.
I really didn't work with that. But prior to that,
the CT ship had me thinking different, you know what
I'm saying. So the caption just but I mean, I'm
(44:04):
I'm come on, man, none of these none of these
these these owners or people that are running these you know,
businesses are worth the damn you feel me so, right,
right right right? Yeah. I mean we literally can't go
anywhere and find decent people, so I mean we might
as well just enjoying like there's no decent people me
(44:30):
on Amazon, knowing, knowing that just before when I got
a subscription and ships past articles about like hey not,
that's where I draw the line. People being like we're
gonna we you know, we're gonna boycott Amazon. I'm like,
(44:53):
come on, not doing It's sorry, I can't do it.
But yeah, I mean, I'm it's possible. It's possible. I
think you should just follow the guy, the young black guys.
That's yes, this probably does sound racist. I don't care
because they need your sup. That's what that is. You
(45:15):
You are in Los Angeles, the home of the Super
Bowl champs, with a guy on defense who's taking his
claim to be the best defensive player ever. Lock in
on that ship, bro, Like Aaron motherfucking Donald, Like he
can go down? Is I mean he's already one of
the grades, like he be like, yeah, he's seen this
came to like like like you got to mention him
with with the motherfucking Reggie's with the with the with
the Dion's Like he's on that tier, you know what
(45:37):
I'm saying, Like, so yeah, somebody in practice. I heard,
I heard each hand, right. I don't want no problems.
So so he deserves to have his bust next to
Dions and not Isaac Bruce's, even though I funk with
you know, he should be in the same burned in
(46:00):
the first ballot World Hall of Famer like that John.
They had a video him training and he was doing
his handwork. He had his trainer holding knives because they
were he was trying to practice getting people's hands off him,
and so he had the guy holding knives and that's
how he was. My favorite one about Aaron Donald is
(46:22):
like he's holding I don't know if people know this,
and he's kind of holding the ram's hostage in a
weird way, Like he keeps telling them he's going to retire,
and then he's like and then they give him more money,
and then he comes back and then he keeps telling them,
but I'm still might retire next year. Like he's literally
telling them this so they can give him more money.
(46:42):
So he's a good businessman. So he's not only crazy. Yeah,
he knows his value, he knows his worth. You know
what I means. Remember he trying to right, Remember he
tried to after the super Bowl and they was like,
oh no, we can't do it. You know, they look
(47:03):
him up. He's gonna keep doing it and probably to
the end of his career. And guess what, They're gonna
keep paying him. And so I foxed with that. I
fun with his strategy. Man, keep pregnantly, We're never gonna
be fucking you know, defensive tackle holder team. You don't
say like, yeah, go for him, brove him all right?
(47:24):
Rida Chells, thank you so much for hopping on with us.
The podcast is grid the Gridiron Gals. You can subscribe
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(47:46):
All right, thanks again, appreciate y'all, appreciate ya. All right,
thank you again to read it and Shells for hopping
on with us. That was awesome of them, That was great.
Hell yeah, shouts of the homies. Those the homies for real,
for real, for real. They were nothing that we had.
We had eighty three followers. Tyler running Twitter with six
(48:12):
hundred followers, and we was. I was like when he
followed me, I was like, damn, this guy six hundred followers.
What the fund does he do? You know what I mean?
He's he gotta be right, he bet the cure to
kids here? Like what the fund? Six hundred followers? Like
dog showing people your phone? This got fifteen retweet right right?
(48:38):
He retweeted. He retweeted me because I think we were
talking about cracking our family, like he was some nigga.
But anyway, I remember three people followed me and I
was like, oh man, he got me three followers, three following,
Now you get new follows me like, don't come in here,
(49:00):
right right? I thought about that? Is it circles? What's that? Whatever?
They calling the close friends no, no fun. I got
some homies to do that, y'all. Y'all in one of
the joints. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in a few circles.
And I will say, the people who who take the
(49:21):
time to organize the circle, they usually got a funny
ask you. I enjoy all my circle notific gases, I'll
say that, don't. Yeah. I don't have the energy to
set one up, but I was thinking the best funniest
thing I could think to do would be to set
up a Twitter circles that was just long beach people
(49:41):
only from two thousand ten and YouTube back. But you
could just talk freely on Twitter, and I'm not saying
on some like cancel culture. You could just say whatever,
and with the understanding that people knew you understand in
the context and all that you know. I'm not sure
I'll never forget the first time a white person tweeted
(50:04):
at me you don't really talk like that in real life.
And I was like, you have no fucking idea from
boys idahole talking to you like that, right, Like they
just who the fuck you? I just phone away and
looked at it, like what why does this application exist? Bro?
Like I don't give a funk with some white person
from Middle America things I don't even That's something I
(50:32):
really wish I could express to a lot of motherfucker's
I don't give a funk about what they think about me.
But then it's like, oh, you're spot Do you know
what I'd be thinking like that? Oh? I scrolled times like, bro,
I don't give a funk about your opinion? Who are you?
I say that a million times to myself scrolling through Twitter.
Do my replies every day? My my thing on the
(50:53):
drup like in cars, like when people are on some
other ship, I'll put the window down. I don't give
a funk about you. I don't give a funk about
you out the window, dog like hawk your horn flipped
me off. I don't give a funk about you, dog
Like I remembering the car with a coworker and I
was dropping him off of the bus and somebody was
(51:15):
bonding hawking. I, I don't give a funk about you, dog,
and apologize about coworking like damn. He was like, nah,
I get here a nigger, So he understood it. But
I'm a sarcastic thumbs up guy in the car. There
was one time this white lady was trying to make
(51:35):
This white lady was trying to get She was on
me bro, like on some match, hawking a horn, lifting
me off, and I just smiled and she looked defeated
by that ship. She wanted nothing make SMI chuckled. I chuckled,
and she was just like bro. I remember her face
(51:57):
to this day. Dog Anyway, all right, let's talk about
the third episode of House of Dragons a k a.
The Damon Janice Uh Janice Finals game. First of all,
someone someone just asked that we discussed, and I did
want to bring it up. Anyway, the guy who was
(52:18):
so excited to get saved by Damon got squished by
the dragon. I loved. I thought that was so perfect
and so hilarious and so symbolic because Damon isn't doing
this ship for the good of the every man, you
know what I'm saying. Like he's out there, you know
what I'm saying, He's doing this ship for the crown,
and if some motherfucker's on his side, gotta die for
that ship, so be it. You know I'm saying. I
(52:39):
love that scene, Like he's here to save me, save me.
He was doing save me. He killed. He didn't even
get to get burned up by the dragon. He died
(53:00):
in wighs that dragons don't kill people. The dragon stopped
in the death. Where do you ever see the motherfucker
die from a dragon stomp? He died? He died like
a toad. He he died like a toad in the drive,
you know, like accidentally, bro, Like the dragon didn't even
notice him neither did damon? You know what I'm saying.
(53:22):
It was minimizes existence obviously, then damon, you know, damon
getting the letter and realizing that he was going to
win but not get the credit, and then deciding to
go on a fucking suicide mission and dragging that dude
Torso out by its only remaining arm. Did y'all need
(53:43):
to see that fight? Did y'all need to see that fight?
Did y'all know Dan was going to test his ask
that little weak motherfucker that that crap face crap, I
don't know, a little a little freak. We just need
to see how bad he looked as he cut that
motherfucker in half. Literally, Like that's all we needed to see,
(54:04):
you know what I'm saying? That was perfect? But yeah,
I will say this. I will say this, I've got
my first complaint of the season. I've got my first
complaint of the season in the Arrows. No, it wasn't.
It wasn't the Arrows. It was And I feel like
this is such a dweevy ass thing to to complain about,
because what I'm going to complain about it's the best
(54:26):
part of the whole fucking series of the going back
to the original game of their owns. But was there
any time when Damon was in in danger during that
scene where you didn't know a dragon was gonna come
save him. I was never afraid he was gonna die,
and we were always afraid for everybody. But the thing
(54:48):
with that, though, is we didn't realize how cold it
was till the end of the first season. It took
a whole season of for us to really realize they
don't give a fuck about nobody, and they haven't done
that yet. But that's only because I have it's on.
But it's like, if they kill this dude, then what
are we watching next week for? You know? But I
(55:10):
I have the same thought that they haven't gone They've
gone far enough yet. I think I think my end
of season, we'll have that that energy because we need
that energy. That's the best thing about game. Like yeah,
like I said, I think my whole thing, Like I
think dragons are the best fucking single thing of this
whole fucking series, you know, not just House of Dragon.
I've think going back to the original Game of Throw,
(55:30):
they're always my favorite part. But it just feels like,
god damn, like, how many times are we gonna use
goddamn you know, dragon X mocking to save the day here,
you know what I'm saying, Like like like us every
fucking day if it was I said, like I said,
I know it's a dweeb ass fucking complaint, but I
was not surprised as I knew a dragon was gonna
come save him, and during that sing, I just I
just think the thing is we have to be afraid
(55:52):
that anybody can die, and I don't know how they
do that with dragons being able to save people, you
know what I mean. But I think they'll find them.
I think they'll kill somebody off that we were just
like what the fuck? You know what I'm saying, Like,
I hope it's otto. I'm fully on team Auto was
gonna die. I mean otto dying. Isn't that we have
to be affected? You know what I'm saying. It was
(56:13):
was what was the Red Scorpion or whatever the funk
that dude like like his head getting squished when you
know what I'm saying, like or like oh boy, at
the beginning of the end of the the I think
it was the second last episode of the last episode
against season one Ned when he got his head chopped off,
and I was like, up until the moment, I thought
they was gonna do some magic to bring him back.
I didn't. I think there's gonna be a sword that
(56:34):
came in and block over the next episode holding this
motherfucker's head dripping. I was like, Wow, they don't care
about me, and I need to watch the prequel that
I feel like they don't care about me and how
I feel. You know what I'm saying. I don't think
they'll do anything like the Red Wedding, you feel me,
But we do need a Ned, somebody holding Ned's head
(56:55):
on on you know, in the camera the next episode.
We do need a uh a moment like that. All right,
that's all the time we have. Sorry, we didn't have
time to talk about the Florence is uls. I would
never get over people being surprised. You guys have not
heard of white actors and actress Listen, bro, when I
(57:18):
found out this was this, Florence was a twenty six
year old. For one, Okay, why would I know that?
You know, but I know her. She's twenty six and two,
She's from fucking England. You took me to know a
fucking year old from England. I am black. I watched
Little Women and liked it and didn't know the fun
(57:38):
Florence pus you know what I mean. I'm a teen
of Crumpets TV watching as motherfucker. I love a good
cupboard reference, you know what I mean. And I still
didn't know who she was. Bro, you know what I mean?
Like what's weird? Is like? Dog? Do you realize what
we watched going up? I didn't know. I didn't watch
white people movies until like I got to high school
(57:59):
and like was watching wes A. You know what I'm saying,
Like we didn't watch like there was the white like
like stars in the TV, in the in the show,
the TV. So as we watched the movies we watched,
you know what I'm saying, Like all that brat pack ship.
I caught that ship late when I was in high
school on some USA Saturday. You know, we can movie ship,
(58:19):
weird Science, all that other ship. Bro, we weren't watching that,
you feel me? That's super good. Yeah all right, we'll
see you all on Monday. Thanks again to read in
Chelse for coming on in color Days
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