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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, folks, there's a new study out there. Man made
global warming is going to kill off barley crops in
thirty four different regions worldwide. That means beer shortages, skyrocketing
beer prices. And there's even worse news than that. Oxford
University professor Peter Frankomin predicts that global temperatures are going
to rise more than two point seven degrees because the
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international community will not meet the goals of the Paris Agreement.
And we all know whose fault that will be the result, why,
my friends, terrible things for mankind and womankind and perhaps
even tranny kind. The world's permafrost will melt, and that
will unleash ancient bacteria and other biological agents that have
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been frozen for thousands of years. The thawed out bacteria
will reawaken the Black Death, also known as the plague.
The recycled Black Death plague will kill millions, and they'll
die thirsty because there won't be any beer. White male
college students hardest hit. In that sense. It might be
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sweet justice. White male college students gets shorge beer while
the rest of us die. The left thinks that's fair