Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
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Momo the Mouse: Erin Kei...
Arnie, Chunt and Usidore exchange gifts and try to find ways to do good this holiday season. Also there's a song from a listener.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Garrett Schultz
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: A...
Princess Katerina comes looking for help with a horrible curse that turns her into a witch at night. The witch wants help too.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Princess Katarina: Josephine McAdam
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Red Keener
Magic Tavern Logo:...
Scrunch is a tiny lizard that wants to be a dragon. For revenge!
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Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Scrunch: Mayanna Berrin
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Sage G.C.
Ma...
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Vlad: Alex Eilhauer
Chad: Steve Waltien
Carnival Wilson: Arnie Niekamp
Frankie th...
Check out the first episode of Arnie’s new podcast miniseries No Skip Christmas with guest Justin McElroy!
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Show Description: Building the perfect Christmas playlist episode by episode. Musicians, comedians and podcasters recommend songs and Arnie decides if they’re ad...
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Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Adal: Adal Rifai
Matt: Matt Young
Craig:...
Usidore finds the Pandenomicon, the magical talking book written by Spintax the Green. Can the book be used to discover Spintax's evil plans?
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackin
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Stephen Dranger
Ma...
The mostly evil Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth returns looking for someone’s life force to suck out.
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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’Neill
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Tim Joyce
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Lab...
Lady Dowager is a four time winner of Foon's Most Eligible Widow and she's angling for a fifth win.
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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Lady Dowager: Pratima Mani
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Anna Havermann
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy P...
A man with a ghoul for a hand crashes Chunt for Red October, the yearly blood drive for vampires.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Ghoul Hand Luke: John Patrick Coan
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Sage G.C.
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy ...
The acting troupe the Cockticklers are back but tough times in Foon have reduced them to doing... sponsored content!
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Winky Silks: Joey Bland
Michael Gunch: Ross Bryant
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Stephen Dranger
Magic Tav...
Arnie, Chunt and Usidore catch up on the progress of all their schemes. Arnie has a big plan that could maybe change everything.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Red Keener
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Po...
Arnie has a monster living under his bed named Grumby that wants to crawl into his mouth.
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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Grumby: Lauren Lapkus
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Anna Havermann
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Poland
We pay a visit to Grossland, the rundown mansion of Aaaangus the Bard.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Aaaaaangus the Artful: Rhett Miller
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Marisa Ewing
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Fluff the Squirrel is back and he has an insatiable thirst for blood.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Fluff the Squirrel: Josh Gondelman
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Sage G.C.
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Usidore uses magic to summon items from Earth that are both wondrous and annoying. Recorded live at Arts at the Armory in Somerville, MA on July 18 2025.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Tim Joyce
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard L...
A shopping trip in Hogsface leads to a shocking run-in with someone we won't reveal in the episode description.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Tony Gullick
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Automa-Tawny the Automaton Townie is a clockwork robot that's a local in every town. She was also the winner of this year's March Magic bracket of powerful magic user despite little to no evidence of magical abilities.
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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Automa-Tawny: Tawny Newsome
Flower: Brooke Breit
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate P...
Honk the Assassin is back and you won't believe what he's... okay, fine, he's trying to kill Arnie.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Honk the Assassin: Ross Kimball
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Red Keener
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy ...
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