Til Death Do Us Blart
The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. They may never yield. They will never be freed. This is their curse. This is their podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome one and all to the continuation of our grand tradition - DeathBlart. Now in its 11th year, our celebration has turned into a comedic prank against Guy Montgomery - a man uniquely qualified to both laugh at the gag at his expense, and to determine whether writing "HELIPAD" on a flare and throwing it constitutes the requisite components to be considered a joke. Meanwhile, gathered together in person in Cincinnati, Ohio are Tr...
10 years of Til Death Do Us Blart have brought us to a singular moment in the podcast - It’s time to go to the home of the movie, Las Vegas, Nevada. Or at least, it is for some of us. After spending 14 hours flying, Tim and Guy are not met by Justin, Travis, nor Griffin in physical form. However the five are spiritually connected by their most recent watch of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and they’re here to discuss it for you. This is a ...
Can’t stop, won’t stop, #Deathblart
The Blart quintet are back for a ninth year. Nothing will stop them from their annual watch and review of BP:MC2, not an industry-wide strike, not a lack of enthusiasm for the film. In this refreshingly straight-laced approach at the material, all five reviewers have remained (mainly) sober and checked in. This mentally sharp environment has allowed for a Griffin-Tim...
Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so it’s once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole. One of the five was chosen at random to watch Here Comes the Boom instead of PBMC2. The vibes get weird. Dig in.
Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomer...
Your fab five are back with their latest edition of the eternal podcast: Til Death Do Us Blart. Justin has enjoyed PBMC2 in an exciting new way this year, while Tim ponders the archival nature of the project. Griffin is soothed by the comedy stylings of Gary Valentine and Ana Gasteyer and Travis believes Kevin James will do anything to feel cool. Meanwhile, Guy pulls back the curtain on how nice it feels to faint.
Current hosts: J...
Well pals, it's that time of year again. American Thanksgiving. This year, we're mixing things up with a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 commentary track designed to be synced with the film. Yes, you read that right, we're ACTIVELY incentivizing the watching of this film.
Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
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It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made… Enjoy!
Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
Music: “Bottom of the River” by Delta Rae
American Thanksgiving can mean only one thing: Five people, somewhere on Earth, have watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Stay tuned to the end of this year's installment of this beloved tradition for some exciting news from Tim and Guy!
Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
Music: "California Soul" by Marlena Shaw
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Here we are again, friends. It's been what can only be described as a BonerYear, but that won't stop us from watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 a-fucking-gain.
Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy
Music: "You Are The Light" by Jens Lekman
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
Sit down, pour a mug of hot cocoa and prepare for an annual tradition that you can pass on to your children, their children and their children and their children. It's Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual review of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 that will continue until the end of linear time.
Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy
Music: "Vou Recomeça...
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