staying at the xiphias gladius motel on la'mer avenue and running across a shaggy 2-meter purple octopus in the lobby at 02:47, while on our way to our room (no. 237)

original soundtrack: the incredible and amazing and wonderful (and scary, sometimes) adventures of lizzie the lezbian lizard and her 5th best friend tony theremotecontrol (who's mostly very tired) in their planet of absurd mystery where many things happen,3 mins, 22 secs

• staying at the xiphias gladius motel on la'mer avenue and running across a shaggy 2-meter purple octopus in the lobby at 02:47, while on our way to our room (no. 237)