Socks on Sex

1		the only thing stopping you from holding up your local bank with a large stick is jesus
2		The chorizo skillet that blew my back out
3		a new religion where we all eat jellied cranberry sauce on thanksgiving and use it as a fleshlight the other 364 days of the year
4		Statistically speaking over half of marraiges are between sixth cousins or closer so suck on that coworkers who called me weird for dating my first cousinE
5		happy bring your gun to the office day