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May 7, 2024 41 mins

C&R have fun talking Gritos, NBA playoffs & photo finishes over the weekend! Rich has an awesome airplane story.. can you say STALKER? How would you have handled the situation? Plus, the show reacts to the much talked about Roast of Tom Brady on Netflix!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh Oh, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Hey, We're going on, trying to do a radio show.
Away another day, another dollar, another week. Let's go Covino
and Rich. Dickie's back, BBL Dickie. Dickie's back on the
West Side. We got Danny g super produced and always
great to see you.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Danny J. Do you Kendrick Lamar? What's up? Danny? What up? Iowa? Samuel? Hi?
What up? Loewen Cron? Where's what's good? He said? What's good?
Spot's here, everybody's here, and we be rocking out. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Never feel fomo when I take a day off, but
I heard on Friday's Cavino and Rich Iowa sam did
a single demo Grito.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
That may go down in history like he lost his
mind almost.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
We saw the inner brown come out.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
He might be white on the outside, but he's brown
on the inside to the bone. I think he's trans Mexican.
After that, I mean, if you don't know what a
grito is, it's you know when a Mexican dude, you know,
essentially a Mexican yeha. And apparently Iowa Sam went bonkers. Dude,
He like, I can't find it, just give me a minute. Yeah,
you should have heard it in an hour or two.

(01:36):
And when we were ending the show, he played the
open for a feature we do on Wednesdays instead of Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
That's how tipsy he was.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, there was a lot of shots, a lot of
shots were had gone. I heard you guys are doing
shots and people were getting light headed. That was on Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, we did some gritos to break the ice and
get into Sinkle to myle weekend. That being said, Iowa
Sam did lose his mind for a minute. It was
kind of awesome. He got lightheaded, he said, had an
adrenale and rush. You'll hear it if Sam could find it.
But I hope you had a happy Sinco weekend Cinco
de Drinco, and we hope you had a great Star
Wars night. We hope you enjoyed the Tom Brady roast

(02:11):
we're gonna talk about Canello fight. Yeah, the UFC three
to zero one spectacular spectacular. Of course, all the basketball
and baseball. We'll touch on all that and more here
on the Cavino and Rich Show. Now, before we talk
about Anthony Edwards weekend, before we talk about a weird
thing that happened to me on a flight that I
want to know how you guys would have reacted. And
we'll talk about blowing off plans for better plans, and

(02:36):
that's what a holes do.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
But I'll explain, well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I think you might have made a mistake because it
has to do with a really popular event. I feel
like I did, but I know deep in my heart
I did the right thing. Iowa, sam Before we get
this wild Trump has started? How about Iowa? Samuel Crito
from Friday showed this is what we should what But dude,

(03:02):
he shot out of his shoes when he did it.
That's the greatest thing I've ever heard his. I think
his hair stood up and he like he got like airtime.
He floated as he did that.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Remember when Speedy Gonzalez would hop up a little bit
in the cartoon. That's what he looked like.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
That was a straight up speedy Gonzales. That was just listening.
That was not slow poke Rodrigan's. That was speedy Gonzales.
He made me laugh.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
He was so so unexpected, right, I had tears in
my eyes one more time.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Just to get the day going.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
From here on out on the CNR program here on
Fox Sports Radio, I say we make that a Friday
show staple.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yes, dude, Siwa Sam takes us into the weekend with
a greet. Some people played bashful, like oh I don't
want to do this. I was getting that sort of
vibe and like he just went all in.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
So man, that was great. Don't ask me to Unleasha
because I will.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
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Canelo Cavaliers sort of weekend, a mystic Dan type of

(04:20):
weekend a mystic dance. Let me tell you I had
not caught the Kentucky Derby. I was out in about
when that was happening.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Speaking of horses, don't forget a Dallas Mavericks type weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I hope you had a Kendrick Lamar, not a Drake
sort of weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
So, Danny, g I don't catch the race the greatest
two minutes, right, That's what she said.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
But be the judge of that. People were like, people
were like, photo finish, unbelievable. I'm like, all right, well,
let's let's take a look.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
It really was. It was like, remember, Danny, you're you're
living the dad life.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Remember the movie Cars when Lightning McQueen like sticks out
his tongue and wins bites by that much.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm like, here to here, here, here here, Yeah, he's
a horse's tongue.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Here to here.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
It was unbelievable. Really was the definition of a photo finish.
So if you want some money, if you had some fun,
hopefully you had a great weekend Kentucky Derby style.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Hopefully you were a funny hat. Put your stupid hat
to use.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
And uh and by the way, there was a NASCAR
race that finished exactly the same way with a photo
finish man.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Look at that here to here? Who's calling that Bob cutlass?
As they say in cars?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
One handsome TN.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
So we'll get to all that went down this weekend
in the world of sports and entertainment, but before we
get into the Brady roast last night and Anthony Edward's
playing out of his mind and Cavino blowing off the
opportunity to do something pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Blowing off a little harsh and false, but I'll roll
with it.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I had something really odd happened to me on a flight,
and I want to know how you would have handled it.
It's sort of like a John kenyones, what would you do?
So I changed my flight yesterday. I'm supposed to come
back late last night, and I'm like, you know what,
I'm ready to go back.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I had no killer plans or anything. You always do this,
you know.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Sometimes it's like the Super Bowl when the Niners lost,
and I'm like, ef it, I'm renting a car and
I just left right after the game, so easily bored.
That's how life goes when you have ants in your pants. Yeah, well,
I had seen family members I wanted to say. I
had seen my friends and I left Sunday open, like, oh,
maybe someone will say.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Hey, bro, you want to get lunch. But everyone's got
families and kids in priorities.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
So yeah, because there's nothing to do in New York City,
what was it gonna do on a Sunday.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
To the Empire State Building? I grew. I lived there
thirty five years of my life before we moved out here.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I'm fine by So I said, you know what, instead
of getting back to LA on my schedule flight, which
would have got me back at like one am, I
would have got home at tube been irritable today, I'm like,
let me do the Jet Blue same day change fee
for like seventy five bucks easy Breezy. So because of that,
I'm only saying that because I got stuck with a

(07:04):
middle seat.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
But luckily it was the extra leg room seat.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
But it's still You're sitting next to two giant Persian men.
Breathe my pasty friend, breathe that old commercial, breath that
Rica commercial. What if Stromboli's to your left, Mohammed's to
your right, yea, I'd rather breathe my friend with over length.

(07:29):
I'm more of a I'm more of a girth man
than a length man. By the way, I'm referencing an
old commercial. So I sit down and the woman sitting
in the window seat seems a little peculiar without trying
to sound rude.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
They always are, in fact, not trying to sound rude
rude at all. So I don't even know you know
it is in twenty twenty four. I don't even know
what you could say anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
But apparently last night at the Brady Roast, I mean,
special needs jokes and gay jokes are fair game again.
Apparently did you if you watched last night, Like we
went back to the ninety last night. But I have
a theory. Lines don't exist if you package it within
a roast or a dish track.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I'm making a Brady Roast for dinner tonight.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
M delicious, so all white meat, I super white, super
white meat, kind of dry.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Even his blackest friend Randy Moss was dressed like bager
Van says.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
They joke save it, we're gonna talk. I know, we'll
talk about Brady Roast later. So I don't even know
what to say, like perhaps maybe somewhere on the spectrum
or a little off, or like you know, the woman
to the ride of me was just you could tell
out the gate peculiar. I'm sure she was thinking of
the same thing about you. Yeah, you're one almost peculiar guys.
I've ever met this guy in the middle seat once.
It's still middle aged Asian woman just picked in the

(08:41):
picture wearing a wearing a beret and just seems like
she was a painter a little a little different. It
was Curtis Sliwa from The Guardian.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Angels all you loony Kazuni's Oh so she leans over
to me.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I'm not even joking when I say this. She leans
over and goes, you handsome and then says, can I
take a picture with you? To make my boyfriend jealous?
And I was like what I think I'm in my mind,
I'm like, what was this before or after the edible
kicked in? Let me tell you something, What do you
get out of the deal?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Can I take something?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Danny.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm not saying this to try to sound like braggy
or flattered or anything, but she did say this, this
is all fact. She goes, could I take picture with
you to make my boyfriend jealous? Like he he he,
And I'm like this is a strange request. But you
know what, you know, when guys approach women and you
don't realize how the woman's probably so like, oh go away.
I felt, maybe for a second, what a woman felt

(09:44):
in those scenarios, like ha ha, okay, I take the
picture and then she goes, oh, my phone's not good.
Can you take the picture of you and me and
text it to me? And I'm like, now it's getting weird.
I'm like, now I'm texting, I go.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
And then she said, in fact, let's take the picture
in the bathroom, and.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Then she goes, so I still go, I go, okay, fine,
because she doesn't seem like a scamster. She just seems
like maybe someone may perhaps have a metal special needs
rood and just say, yeah, I'm not playing that game,
not trying to. Is that rude getting involved? No, I'm
not trying to get involved in your love triangle. Get
out of here. There's nothing rude about that. And she

(10:26):
was like, want to compare social security numbers?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
What's yours? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
It sounds shady, and I don't want to be part
of your little what is your game with?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
But see that's where meaning I'm not trying to make
your boyfriend jealous things.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's right, but she said it in a playful way,
not like not like a I'm fighting with my boyfriend.
So I'm like, oh, I wasn't angry as I was laughing, giggling,
and I'm like, okay.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I look to the woman to my left and she's like,
is this woman serious? Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
She gave me a look like like I feel for
you right now, like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
So I go, all right, I'll take the picture.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
We take the picture, and then she goes, all right, now,
can you take one where you're like looking like you're
pretending to kiss my cheek?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
And then I said no, I go you know, I
got yeah. I laughed at I'm like, no, we got
the picture. We got weirdo. We got the picture.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
And then I'm like, this womanute, it's weird, but I
got to ask. I want you to She told her
to scram a lama ding dong. So why do you
even entertain? Was your third picture where her shirtless?

Speaker 6 (11:31):
I know?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Seriously, now flex for me. Now, that's what happens when
you're too nice to people.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
So I'm just being kind because again I feel like
she's a little off. So I'm not gonna be rude
to someone that, like if she has special needs and.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Even the littlest capacity. I'm like, what, what am I
going to be a jerk?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
You didn't have to be that rude or as blatantly
rude as I'm putting it, but like, you shouldn't have
engaged so far. Now I texted this picture. So now
I'm like, now she has my number. She has not
hit me up, so this is great news. But outsize
your number the dark web. Yeah, you know, also your
number two her crazy boyfriend. So I say, we text
you right now, let's do it, so get this. I

(12:10):
then say all right, thank you, and I do the
universal sign of this conversation's done, which is I put
my air pods in, put the air pods in, and
I watched per the recommendation of my buddy, and Kavino
also said it was great.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I watched Wonka. I watched that as well, which, by
the way, spot were you pleasantly surprised? I enjoyed it. It
was freaking it was a journey, let me tell you.
I laughed, I tried, I sang.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
It was one of those movies that I would never
have watched ever, in my life, had I not been
on a plane and said, Wonka, What the heck? Timothy Shallomey,
who I don't know from anyone, I just know the name.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
He was great. The movie was great.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
So if you want to watch a movie where your kids,
they would love it, Wonka. Two hours of Wonka. Yeah,
a lot of songs, a lot of songs, but it
was good musical but Hugh Grant very very fun. I
thought it spot a great fun I enjoyed it. It was
a great watch if you if you liked the original,
not the Johnny Depp version, but the original. There was
some nice nods to that. But you know, I didn't

(13:05):
even like the original as a kid. I actually enjoyed Wonka.
So I watched that two hours.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
So here I am. I then that guy.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I then put my hood up. This is even more
Joe so air pods in hood up.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Lean over.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I'm like, I'm gonna try to sleep, which I can
never do on a plane. I get a little bit
of a like maybe fifteen twenty minutes, you know, when
you wake up and you're like, oh, we're almost there,
oh fifteen minutes past. Did she ask you to shave
her arm pits? Would she ask you to do that?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
This? This is the this is it.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
She goes, I wake up, and she goes, hey, like
like she was looking at me while I was sleeping,
And she goes.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Why is there a blanket over me? I go, this
is the weirdest story. Where are my kidneys? She says
to me. She goes, why am I a bath up?
I took pictures of you while you were sleeping? Oh
guess And she shows me her phone and it's a picture.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Of me, Like, you know what, can you text her
and ask her for them? Yeah, because I want to
see this girl likes you more than your wife does.
And I go, that's whoa, that's funny. And the woman
next you should have you on your face first. The
woman on the other side of me was like what
like mouthing like what the hell? The rest of the flight,

(14:25):
the minute where we start our descent into lax, NonStop
pictures out the window and she turns me and she goes, oh,
I'm sorry, you want me to move so you could
take some pictures.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I'm like, I'm fine, I'm fine. I land and.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I sort of get out of there quick because I
honestly don't want any more odd request or something. But
so the reason I tell this ridiculous story is that
that's probably how women feel all the time. Men are
never harassed like that. Women are usually the ones that
have to sit next to a creepy dude that's like,
what's up, grew? Men never feel that weird pressure. But

(15:03):
I ask all of you, what would you have done?
At what point do you stop playing along Isaac? When
she took a picture of your sleeping would you have
said anything?

Speaker 7 (15:10):
You played it completely correctly.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
The problem was you were trapped six hour flight a
six hour flight.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
Here's a true story our Fox Sports radio colleague Steve Hartman.
He had an admirer come up to him at an airport,
and it was clear that it was this sort of person.
But poor Steve, his ego did not allow him to disengage,
so he actually would not leave, and he wound up
being invited to the woman's house at the destination and

(15:40):
I had for dinner and I had to yank him away.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
There's nothing you could do. You played it perfectly.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I thought it was too nice from the start. Really was, Yeah,
you don't give this weird person your number.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
The other.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Listen, I'm not gonna give out my number on sports
radio with potentially millions of But I'm saying, if you
when someone's like hey, when someone goes, can I have
your number, he could block a number, You could do anything,
So it doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
And rich a red flag was that she didn't offer
to air drop it. She just jumped to text message.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Weird. But then again she said one other thing that
was peculiar. I just remembered.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
She taps me like midway through the flight, and she's like,
why are we not there? Like, why are we not
there yet? And if it were, if it were years ago,
I'd be able to I'd be able to assign an
accent because she.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Was She's la, she meant in your relationship, she's broke.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
She spoke broken English, so she's like, why are we
not there yet? And she goes, isn't it three hours?
And I go, no, it's a three hour time difference.
She goes, and she thought the three hour time difference
meant it took three hours. So that's what also added
to my thinking, she's not.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
All that. What I'm getting out of this.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
This person is traveling from the East coast to the
West coast. Yeah, I can't get my parents to come
out here at all, But this person somehow capable of
doing it.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
She's capable of getting on a plane coming out here.
But you can't get your dad.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
But my parents act like I live on the other
side of the moon somewhere. My mom acts like she
doesn't know how to travel anywhere. But this person figures
it out. Yeah, they got on the plane. But but
you're very capable sixties under your old mom can't.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's what's wild to me.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
But yeah, look, I'm never I'm not saying you ever
lead with rudeness, but there is a point where you
have to you have to stop this from going further
because you're trying to get some sleep and you're just
trying to have a nice, peaceful flight. You're not there
trying to babysit somebody you don't even know. I think
the other point is to realize that women deal with

(17:43):
this stuff all the time. You talk about like how
when your girlfriend at her at her work, Like sometimes
being too kind to a client is like you can't oh,
anytime attractive woman is just simply kind to somebody. Men
always interpret that as she wants me. Yeah, the waitress
wants and stop being delusional. That's what a fool believes.

(18:06):
That's some Michael McDonald's still got it. Yeah, it's like, yeah,
she don't care about five years.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
That's got it.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
It's all in your head, dude, it's all in your head.
They're not thinking that at all. They're thinking exactly.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
The way Rich described, like, yeah, I'm trying to be nice,
but really leave me alone.

Speaker 8 (18:23):
Like I'm a captive here next to you for the
next five to six hours. So we're gonna we're gonna
keep it going. So read the social cues. Just the
just the dumb thought. And if you ever find yourself
in that scenario, just think what would you do? Because
I had a fun weekend East Coast, got to see
some friends, Cavino. I know, we'll talk about the Canelo
fight you watch, We'll talk about some NBA playoffs. I
got to watch a lot of that with my buddies.

(18:43):
But a little guys weekend back east. The flight home
was one of the more interesting things because you know,
sometimes when you're caught off guard, you don't know how
to react. Like Cavino, you tell a story about like
I can't say that on Fox, but let's just say
sometimes you're confronted with a scenario that you're like, well,
if that ever happened, here's what I would do, And

(19:04):
then it happens and you might react differently, right we uh,
let's just say let's say I'll actually discussed this on Friday,
Moncey and I and Danny g We were talking about
the ESPN reporter that approached Patrick Beverley and he said
to her rudely, do you subscribe to my podcast?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
She's like no. He's like, well, then I'm not talking
to you.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Moncey said, I would have punched him in the nose
or something like that, right, and.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Then she would have hit him with the microphone. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
But in this woman's defense, sometimes when you're caught off guard,
you don't know how to react because you're in shock. Yeah,
hence so you Henstey like you on your way home,
You're always like I wish I would have said, Yeah,
you think you would react one way, but you really
react another in the moment.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Let's just say that's.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
People with comeback regrets like oh I.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Should have said this, you know, is in the moment,
it's always different. Kevino has a great story that I'll
be careful telling on Fox, don't worry him. Well, let's
just say a drunk buddy had one too many and
decided to go to the bathroom maybe.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
And then you're like, let's just let's just say.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Somewhere and you're like, yo, dude, if someone ever did
that to me, I'd punch him in the face. And
you're like, you're more in shock, right, like you don't
behave how you thought you would. A lot of someone
ever did that to me drunk, I'd punch him, Well
would you? So I think a lot of times what
you say you would do versus what you do. And
the great example is that thing you talked about with Monsei,

(20:25):
because you would have been like I would have told
pet Bev, well would you have or would you? Would
you have thought it? And then said, man, I wish
I would have just been in total disbelief, like wait,
what since? When is that the news? Is any district?
Getting's like, step out of my circle, please step out
of the circle. And he no, he says, and he
says like I don't mean no disrespect, Like no disrespect.
You just totally dismissed this woman. You totally disrespected this woman.

(20:48):
Well after throwing a basketball out another woman. Keep that
in mind, think about it and coming up, we are
going to talk a little Tom Brady roast.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Who did you enjoy? Who was awkward?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
And I'll pose this question if you want to answer
eight seven to seven, nine nine on Fox. Do you
think by now Giselle has watched it?

Speaker 6 (21:09):
Yes, half of it? Like Covino, Yeah, three hours. I mean,
I know, I believe I'm telling three hours long. Most
of our audience probably has seen a portion of it.
But that's one that's so long. You got to watch
it in two, have you.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah, it's like an episode of the Bachelor. It's like
three hours.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Well, most of you've probably seen the highlights on social media.
We're gonna rank the roasters, your observations and more. The
Tom Brady roast lines don't exist apparently in roasts and
dish tracks over the weekend. Plus is there a new
entrance in baseball that is King of them All? Plus
Last one Standing Prizes and more, all on the Covino
and Rich Show, Fox Sports Radio. Yeah, buddies, Now you

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rich Lout left. I used to wear a beret sometimes

(23:48):
I showed the guys during the break the picture. I'm
hesitant to post it. I feel like I want to
at covid nonretch. I'll post it now. Isaac Sainting, don't
do it. What the my new play Creepy Woman yeah,
absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Oh don't do it.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Now about just slightly blur her face and be like
and be like, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
She's the one that took a picture with me. Yeah,
but she's the one I wanted to do it. But
he's like my new plane.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
She's going from slightly inappropriate and then you're doing the
same thing by posting a photo of I thought you
were better than maybe you're right. So anyway, welcome to
the show. Rich has a new creepy friend. We heard
about his flight. He was in New York over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
He went to a wrestling convention, old school wrestling convention,
hang out with some old buds. But here on today's show,
we still got to talk about the fights and some
baseball and basketball. But another big story over the weekend
was this Tom Brady roast. Well, I think much like many.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
People, maybe you remember the roasters happening not live, there
are many people that watch live. It was live on Netflix,
one of their few live events. I think the only
other live things they've done on Netflix I can remember
was the Chris Rock stands up special, and I think
one of the Love Is Blind reunions was live on
Netflix until it and then you know you, I'm sure

(25:09):
they worked it all out now, so they did the
live Tom Brady roast. Kevin Hart said it a million times,
We're live, this is going great.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Three hours. I don't blame you for not watching it all.
I was pulled in.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
But I'm the guy that stayed up till like one
in the morning because I started it, like I laid
him bet with my wife when the kids went to sleep.
You mean the guy who's the most hyped up dude
I ever met. I'm I'm surprised, shocking, shocking, No, but
you know you have coffee. It's at eight pm, and
it's not a surprise you could stay up that way.
I laid in bet with my wife and I'm like,
all right, babe, let's watch. We'll skim through idols down

(25:43):
to the final five now in American Idol. And then
it was ten o'clock ten point fifteen. I said, oh, Tom.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Brady roast, I forgot let's go or as he said,
go for it.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
I'm unroastable. I'm unroastable. I'm Tom Brady. When when you
clicked on it on Netflix, was I the only person
that was like three hours? That must be like maybe
there was like a countdown leading up to because live
a you situation was exactly because I didn't watch it
live and watched it later on. It was exactly what
every guy goes through every night when he's watching something

(26:15):
with his wife. She starts getting sleepy and she says, pause,
how much time is left? And you pause it and
it was hour and a half left. I was like, oh,
my God of us are going to get through this.
We'll finish it today. So I'm gonna finish it today.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I think my wife dozed off, but I stayed awake
for the whole stupid.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Thing and it was great.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
But three hours it was like one fifteen, and I'm like,
all right, now I gotta go to bed. Highlights, low lights,
who's stuck? Who was awesome? Who cracked you up? I
think there was a clear winner, and not just saying
it because she's a friend of the show and we
like her, but Nicki Glazer was fantastic. It was by

(26:56):
far the best. As Kevin Hart said, almost in disbelief,
like it was so right. She got a standing ovation
and as he said, there's an art to it, and
she slammed Dunky.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
She nailed it whole me know that not real money.
We were done the Gronk choke. We know that Realney.
That was great and she just was above if you
haven't seen that, she.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Had one great line too, like I can't say it here,
but she said, isn't it crazy how Gisel's new boyfriend
could kick your ass?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
While she also anyway, why watch it dude? She was great.
But there is a takeaway.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Now, you could compare it to sports, you compared to
anything else, but a lot of times, I'll compare it
to the home run derby at Baseball All Star Break.
A lot of times there is an advantage or disadvantage
of going first, second, third, fourth, wherever you are in
the lineup.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
American Idol, I'll compare it to Midweek Major. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
On our show spot gives us a headline. We rolled
Danny G's Love Dice, And the reality is whoever wins
a lot of times gets the best take and the other.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Guys like that. You said it all.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Whoever goes first has an easier advantage because you leave
everybody else with the The leftover is like a dog.
They have less points, less punchlines. Yeah, so if you
go first in a roast, and you're talking about Gizelle
with the jiu jitsu instructor, the guy after who says
the same joke, it's not going to hit his hard yet.
That's why you got to give a lot of credit

(28:26):
to Andrew Schultz, because he went towards the end and
he put new spins on everything. But you're absolutely right
when when you realize, well, it's Tom Brady, there's only
so many punchlines. Gizelle, the flake Gate cheating relationship with Belichick,
g the stories about his kids were off limits because
nobody went there. And you know that a lot of
people in the world of sports and pop culture speculated

(28:46):
on his overly affectionate ways. No one brought that up,
so clearly Kevin kids okay, but name Apparently the only
other think it was off limits was uh robber Craft
going going to massage Parlors said on.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
The best decision their organization has ever made?

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Would you like a massage?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Brady gets up, I love Robert Kraft. Okay, don't f
N say anymore about that. So apparently Robert Kraft and
massage Parlors off limits. His kid's names probably off limits.
But besides that, by the way if you guys didn't watch,
that was the only thing that got Tom Brady out
of a seat where a line was crossed. And I

(29:46):
don't know if that was done for effect, done in
the moment. We're protecting his buddy, Robert Crafting, his old pal,
Robert Kraft. Big Mike, who runs this place, made a
good point though, who Big Mike. Yeah, and we're gonna
bring him up later. You know, Big Michaeh runs this place.
It's actually Big Mike who runs this on Twitter. But

(30:07):
he said, that's how you handle a Will Smith sort
of moment. That's how you handle it. That's how it's
done properly, like, hey, don't go there, We're done. So
you could say awkward moment for Tom Brady, or you
could say, hey protected his old pal and where the
line was being crossed where they probably discussed it early
on to not go there. And of course he's going

(30:28):
to go there. Jeff Ross is the roastmaster. He went there,
and Tom Brady respectfully gave him the throat slit like, nah, no,
done with that. Don't do that again now. Like I said, though,
the advantage of going first, second, third early on was right.
Every there's only so many times there's a new Aaron

(30:49):
Hernandez killed himself punchline, or Gronk's dumb or the jiu
jitsu instructor or by the way, I know you don't
have any tolerance for it, but there is speculation today, yeah,
on whether or not that's appropriate to even joke he
murdered people. He's a piece of trash and killed themselves
in jail. But you can make a lot of people
behind that is still sensitive for I'm just bringing up

(31:11):
the headlines if your family, if your family member was
a celebrity murderer.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
It's sad for everybody I would imagine. Yeah, but I
mean I get it.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
But again, like I said earlier, it seems like all
rules in lines don't apply. It like oj would be
a roast or a dis track when ojaell's fair game
apparently except for Robert Kraft and kids, you sign up
to be roasted. So either you're on the panel, you're
a roaster, and you're fair game. But I feel like

(31:43):
going into ancillary people that didn't ask for it, that's
where it's that's where you like kind of cross Knell
was going to get hit, Yeah, you was going to
get it way, but in a way that it was
against Tom, not necessarily against her. As we get to
Isaac for an update in a second, let me let
me answer the one question I asked you guys, do
you think she's watched the whole thing?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Do you think she won't watch? Do you think someone's
reported back to her? If there was a roast with
your ex wife or ex husband and you knew that
you were going to be the subject matter of punchlines,
you know what, now do you put in that perspective?
Maybe she didn't watch it.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
My ex has done things I'm not comparing my relationship, but.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Nobody from nowhere.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
It's fair to Tom and Gizelle right, totally bigger impact,
bigger reach, you know, megastars. But she's done things that
I never looked at or cared to look at at all,
that might have involved me.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
I think, knowing millions of people viewed this human nature,
she's going to tune in because she wants to see what.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I would say.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
She was probably fed the information from friends. To say
that she definitely watched is just speculation because like I said,
my my ex has done interviews and other shows, and
because she works in media and she's talked about her
life and her experiencediences as a co parent. You don't

(33:01):
think I came up? Of course I have or references.
You want to say, no, I never looked once, like
how you made her drive to the Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
But at my point, My point is I never cared
to look or listen. Yeah, you know, you move forward.
So maybe there is a chance, is what I'm saying.
Maybe she didn't. I saw a study she lived it
as Hey Pewey Herman when his movie came out, did

(33:23):
he watch it?

Speaker 4 (33:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
What did he say? I lived it? Sheelle lived it.
She doesn't need to watch that.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
But I'm sure she was fed any information that she
needed to know from important people in her camp.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Well, I mean, pee wee Herman solves it. Let's move on.
I lived it.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Now, you say that. Now, I just want to give
you one study and I'll go to Isaac. There was
a study showing that three out of four women have
a burner account.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Want to take pictures with rich on airport.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Three out of four women have a burner account or
some way to check their excess social media, not as a.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Reason as four. That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Three out of four seventy five percent of women have
admitted having a burner account or using their friends page
to check on their ex.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
So think of that.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I know Jiselle's not a kid, she's forty something, but
still think about that as we go to Isaac for
an update.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
What's up, Isaac?

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Well, here's your update. This just in for dudes. It's
four out of four. I'm just saying, Kevin Durant is
all four dudes. That's the best lie of the day.
The NBA playoffs are where we begin, fellas the Minnesota
Timberwolves saying that Rudy Gobert is questionable for Game two

(34:36):
of the Western Conference semi Finals tonight at Denver dude
to personal reasons. The Timberwolves did not disclose additional details,
but ESPN did report that Gobert's girlfriend gave birth this
morning with their first child, a baby boy. Minnesota leads
a Series one nothings tip off at ten pm Eastern
eight pm local time in Denver. The Dallas Mavericks have
signed head coach Jason Kidd to a multi year extension

(34:58):
amidst kids being rumored has a potential candidate for the
Lakers head coaching job. In major League Baseball. The Cleveland
Guardians say American League batting average leader Steven Kwan will
be out four weeks of the hamstring injuries, presently batting.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Three point fifty three in the NFL.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
The Los Angeles Chargers signed receiver DJ Shark, and the
Las Vegas Writers signed former Chargers receiver Jalen Geidon. Finally,
some new information just coming down on a developing story here.
An unnamed woman who flew from New York to Los
Angeles yesterday has just issued a statement directed to popular

(35:34):
Fox Sports radio host Rich Davids.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Let's listen.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
So what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (35:38):
You won't answer my calls?

Speaker 4 (35:39):
You change a number.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I mean, I'm not going to be ignored.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
Hope you don't have a pet rabbit retch Back to
you guys, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Thank you, buddy, Thank you for live at tyrack dot
com Studios. So you're Tom Brady Roast Observations. If you
didn't watch it yesterday live, I'm sure you'll see it
or see the highlights on social media. We say that
we all agreed. Nikki Glaze has perfected the art of
the roast. She's the roast master. Her timing, her delivery,
her jokes, all of them were great. She was great,

(36:09):
she looked great, and she's always been a great guest
on our show. So Nicky Glazer wins unfairly and again
just making observations. Randy Moss was probably again I've only
seen half of it, but Randy Moss was the worst.
But I like that he spoke from the heart. And
he's a football player, he's not a comedian. I'm not
judging him. Here's the free but you notice it. The

(36:30):
free pass for Randy Moss was the heartfelt. Came in
the form of like, he was terrible with the jokes,
but then at the end he's like, I didn't want
to do this, but I did it because I love
Tom so much. I'm like, oh, he said he'd do anything, Brady,
and could you not respect that he was there for
his boy. And yeah, his jokes fell flat, but he
didn't write them. I thought he stood out as maybe

(36:52):
one of the worst. We'll go through your feedback next.
And by the way, I say that respectfully. A seven
seven ninety nine on Fox, we got more Cavino and
Rich next. Hey Covino and Rich, welcome back. Hope you
on a nice weekend. Happy say ste Mio, everybody, Steve Cavino,

(37:12):
Rich Davis spots back on the videos at Covino and
Rich Danny g Iowa, Sam, what do you what do
you have on safe Demaia? Some brown guacamole he left
over from the day.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Before, leftover tacos, for sure. The trick of guacamalle.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
If you keep if he keeps the pit of the
guacamole in the guac, it doesn't turn as brown.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
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Juice Lime juice helps Lon juice, Yes, perfect the oxidation
talking to the grito master.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
You think he doesn't know we hear one more time.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
I was Sam because and he left over gritos, so weird.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Guacamole just appeared in front of me. That's the crockamoly.
Tricky Solace was being murdered. I know we're talking to
Tom Brady Roast right now. We're gonna play last one standing.
We still have games to get to, giveaways. I want
to talk about the fight Canelo with the big win.
Lots to get to. But observations from the roast. You
have to assume that Giselle was okay about it. You

(38:19):
have to assume that Tom Brady said, don't talk about
Robert Kraft, don't talk about the kids. But either way,
he was a great sport to put himself in that situation.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I thought it was really entertaining.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
There's another side story we have to get to involving
the roast because I'll say I had a chance to
go backtrack for one second. Yeah, oh, we sure Zelle
needed to be okay with it. It is his ex wife,
I would say, so, it's courtesy. It's just a courtesy.
A lot of people hate their ex wife or ex
husband and he might have been like their co parenting
with somebody. You're gonna make sure that you give him

(38:51):
the courtesy, not permission, just the heads up you distur
at the very end, at least his writer did.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, so the Love of my Life football, Yeah yeah,
I saw again on the highlights. I haven't finished it
yet because it's three hours. It's as long as blood in,
Blood out. But as far as who did the best,
who did the worst, we have to judge this on
a pound four pounds sort of scale.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
You can't judge an entertainer on the same scale as
a comedian or as a football player. When you're judging
who is a great roaster like Nicky Glazer top of
the list, Andrew Schultz, I think a close number two
when you say who is the worst?

Speaker 2 (39:29):
And his haircut looks like a close number two. No,
his haircut's like a you know what he looks like
when I say number two, I'm not talking clips. No,
what Andrew Schultz looks like.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Andrew Schultz looks like a guy that ties a woman
to a train track in like nineteen thirty. His comedy
is great, though, So what we're saying is, yeah, Randy
Moss may have been the worst, but he's also a
Hall of Fame athlete. We're not expecting him to bring
the house down like Rodney Dangerfield. Okay, yeah, he's not
a comedian. I think Ben Affleck gave him a run
for his money. Yeah, it's funny you say that because

(39:59):
the cent today based on the feedback, is that he
was talking a lot about trolls and you could bring
your a game like Tom Brady is as the goat
and still get haters right. But a lot of people
are saying he was projecting maybe like a lot of
j LO stuff in that rant.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
He win listen. He came across angry as opposed to
funny when when you judge people, Again, it takes wavos
to get up there regardless, So I'm not judging anyone
that went up there, but there were people that you
were like, oh wow, impressive for a football player. Drew
Bledsoe definitely comes to mind. Drew Bledsoe. I mean, he
had some swagger up there.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
He was cool, he looked good, and he delivered with confidence.
He's not a comedian, and you know what, the fact
that he leans into like yeah, Tom replaced me, I
get it.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
I think that was so gracious and awesome of him, really.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I ledso I think for non comics or entertainers Bledsoe,
and I think also Julian Edelman and Bledsoe handles that
whole thing better than anyone else. Could you know, there's
no great way to do it, but he found a way.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah, So I.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Think Edelman, Edelman and Drew bled so as far as
athletes brought it. Randy Moss again sincere at the end,
like I love Toma, do anything for him but his
jokes and Gronk. I did think the great line was
when Gronk was having trouble and got lost for a second.
And Kevin Hart said, Gronk not only has a ghost writer,
he has a ghost reader.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
He said, sound it.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Out, sounded out gron And you know Gronk is just
funny because he's Gronk.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
But he was a little rough.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
But you're right, Danny g and Big Mike who runs
his place, and I all agree that Ben Affleck for
a guy that's an Academy Award winner, a guy that
is an entertainer for a living. I know he's not
a comedian, but he went up there sounding like an
angry guy, you know, beaction about trolls. And it just
did not hit. And we'll take your feedback next right here,
Cove and Rich
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