February 10, 2025 • 11 mins
Sports talk legends Paulie & Tony Fusco tell you why Jalen Hurts & the Philadelphia Eagles CRUSHING the Kansas City Chiefs is biggest win in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Plus, they show you why Patrick Mahomes was worse than you might think, and how the refs BLEW the Super Bowl for the Chiefs. Also, they name the BIGGEST loser of the night.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All Ride, our Ride coment on your life.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
From the hull of the Super Bowl Champions filling up
as it's the Champions of Sports com You're the number
one railing Folly and Tony Fosco show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
As always, Polly fos go here with Tony Fosco and Tony.
The party is raging. You can hear it in the streets,
the screaming, the gunfire.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's just terrific, the sounds of winning. And you know
you're out there watching this now, well, the.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Winning's gonna continue for you because you get to hear
our full breakdown of every angle of this game with
our usual totally one hundred percent objective analysis, all fair.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Always objective, one hundred percent exactly because because we are journalists.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
People first week and that's why we're in here right
now doing this show. And we could be out there
trust us, you know, drinking, having tons of free sex.
That's your curriculum exactly. But we are totally focused on
delivering the show are we telling it?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
By the way, if you do notice something going on
under my desk, you know, don't worry. I am totally
focused and totally locked in. Hold on sec you can
you move a little to the left, you know, maybe
put your hair back a little. Well, what was I
saying again, don't worry about it, Tony.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It was something for Super Bowl something like that. Anyway,
look so much to get there right now, so let's
not waste any more time and get right in to
our Super Bowl reaction. Well, Eagles are the shed beings, Tony.
And you know, my phone, ever since the game ended
(01:55):
in the third quarter, you know, people just texting my
phone blowing up up your dough just you know, people
texting us saying, Yo, thank you for telling us to
bet on the Eagles all year. I'm now a billionaire.
That's what they're saying. And by the way, on the subject,
on the subject of money, Tony, you know, people are
thanking us because earlier this week we offered to bribe
the refs six point four million dollars for an Eagles victory.
(02:20):
And well, first of all, we want to tell you
no money changed hands, right, We didn't have to spend
a single cent, well except for when the rest called
the penalties chiefs in the first quarter that did set
us back two hundo. But otherwise after that, exactly after that,
that was all Eagles talent you saw, and Tony, you know,
I don't want to sound grandocious here, you know, but
(02:42):
I gotta say I don't think I'm getting carried away
when I say this was the biggest win in all
of sports history, wasn't it, Tony?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Absolutely No other team has been so globally dominant ever.
We opened the season winning at Brazil and taking home
the coveted Brazilian National Championship, and we ended the season
taking home the United States National Championship.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's dominating two whole continents when you think about it.
We haven't seen such multi continent dominance since the dinosaurs,
you know, when the Earth was that one big piece
of land what they call it, the the banera pera panera.
So this win is both historic and prehistoric.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Wow, just incredible historical and archaeological perspective, that Doughty and Dusty.
You know, it's just as ethic a loss from that.
No tallent hack Patrick mahons for him, and oh, Doty
you did Power rankings, didn't you That show just how
bad it was for Mahomes. Tonight tell the paper.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, when you break it down, Patrick Mahomes was really
the sixth best quarterback in the game. Number one Jalen Hurts,
who was perfect in every way yep. Number two Kenny
Pickett made no mistakes. Number three Corson Wentz. You know
the Chiefs really should have started him instead. Number four
Tom Brady were a really nice watch, very big and yellow.
(04:11):
Number five Peyton Manning was very funny and very relatable
in those commercials. And number six Patrick Mahomes. And by
the way, now that Aaron Rodgers is a free agent,
you gotta wonder if they cut Mahomes and go to
Aaron Rodgers instead.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
In Kansas City, you just gotta won the super Bowl
level analysis from you there. And you know who looks
worse than Mahomes tonight, Nick Saban, You know because you
know back in college at Bama he went with Tua
over Jalen. Well, now, look, Jaylen just won the Super Bowl. Meanwhile,
(04:50):
our sources tell us that Tuur went to go watch
the game tonight and confused his TV for his microwave.
I wound up burning his entire house down. Just such
a sad turn of events, isn't it, Dony So sad?
And you know the Chiefs weren't the only ones off
their game tonight. Don Yeah, the refs were really off
their game. I mean, you know, I don't want to
(05:12):
complain here, but usually they would have called back at
least three or four of those Eagles touchdowns. I mean, Dondy,
what do you think happened there?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You know, the refs must have had Super Bowl jitters.
You know, they totally abandoned their game plan early. I mean,
I'm not complaining, but their production was very low compared
to the rest of the season. They lacked their usual
speed in coming up with fraudulent pass interference calls and
random illegal formation penalties that make no sense. Usually watching
(05:41):
the NFL is like watching a Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight.
But tonight it was just unusually fair and balanced, and
you have to be concerned about that. If you're Roger Goodell,
you know the.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Entire league office has to be concerned right now, dony
And on that note, you know, in the Commander's Eagles
game couple of weeks back, we learned that refs can
actually give out points whenever they want. Remember that raw.
Our sources tell us that tonight, late in the third quarter,
Roger Goodell furiously ordered the refs to give the Chiefs
(06:14):
two touchdowns, but there was significant pushback from the refs
who said that would just be too obvious. So then
our sources tell us that Roger Goodell actually tried to
pass emergency legislation that would have changed the number of
points awarded for a touchdown from seven to thirty one. Yeah,
(06:35):
but unfortunately for him, when he tried to call the
NFL Competition Committee office, they had all fallen asleep watching
the game, so nobody was there to answer. The phone
just went unanswered. Us just so lucky, yep. Yeah, well,
you know, and talk about lucky for us, We have
the best coach in the game, right, Nick Sirianni. Just
perfect coaching and head shaving, right, you know, he so
(06:58):
expertly shaved his head after the bye week and then
went basically undefeated since then. Well, yeah, what did we
air after the game? This is having a huge ripple
effect across the league, isn't it, Dony.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, my sources tell me that right after the game,
Andy Reid ran into the locker room and immediately started
shaving his head, his chest, and both his balls, and
ordered his team to shape all their body in pubic
hair too.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
My sources also tell me that there's so much down
pubic hair in the locker room showers that the pipes
are absolutely backed up and some are even bursting. Police
on the scene are calling it the worst plumbing disaster
in New Orleans since Katrina. We send out prayers to
those affected once again.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Absolutely, our prayers are with everybody affected. And you know,
on a sad note too, That's sad because you know,
I thought Travis Kelcey's hair looked especially full and lustrous tonight,
like he'd been using in a condition, maybe getting some
pointers from Taylor Swift's stylist or something.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You know, he kind of looked like a young John Travolta,
you know, especially when he wore that brown leisure suit
into the stadium. But of course now that hair is
down the drain, along with their Super Bowl hope. So
I guess while I'm happy about the Chiefs losing, I'm
sad about all that lustrous hair just senselessly gone.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Maybe they're all right, Well, maybe one bad thing happened tonight,
But oh there was one bright spot for the Chiefs,
wasn't there, Tony.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, I heard Taylor Swift is already writing more very
depressing music. In fact, my sources tell me she actually
stopped watching the game in the third quarter and locked
herself in a broom closet and started writing lyrics. So,
while the Chiefs are no longer favorite to win a
super Bowl in the next twenty years, they are early
(08:53):
favorites to take home the Grammy for Album of the
Years co producers on the next Taylor Swift album. So
good for them.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, so maybe there's some hope for the Chiefs organization
after rules they could take home a title. There you go,
all right, Oh, one order of business, We do need
to talk about Tony A little awkward here, bro. You know,
before the game, we did invite Nick Foles to come
on our next show, right, but now he's no longer
(09:21):
the only Super Bowl winning quarterback in Eagles history. Now,
as you all know. You know, we've been inviting Nick
Foles on the show for quite a while now, and
he's not shown up for about the four hundred and
thirty two consecutive weeks, which is understandable.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You know, he's a legend.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So he's a legend, and you know so that so
you know, maybe what we got to do just to
appease both sides here Tony is we invite Foles and
Jalen that's on together. So there you go, Jalen, we
know you're listening, so you're welcome on the show next week.
And well that just about raps just a terrific show here, Tony, and.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Hold on, just the wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Do you do you not hear when I don't hear Tony? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Usually when you say that, we hear the worst voice
in the whole world, but we don't hear it right now?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Is he back there? Hey? Produce the jay?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You back then? What are you doing? Where is he?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I don't think he showed up, Tony.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I don't think so either. You know, he's probably in
his feelings right now because probably crying. He probably probably
crying right now.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Now, how the hell are we even on the air.
What's going on? Back then? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Maybe he set it up so we sit down and
then it went on.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
This is very confusing people, but it's better, you know, honestly,
this is the second way is win this night.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
This is your second biggest win.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
This might be the greatest night in the history of
the show of my life, I think so. Well, anyway,
let's wrap it on that great note. Hey, congratulations to
all of us, especially.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
To me and you Tony for supporting this.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Team and all the bets we're playing.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Past do we play so many bets on Fusco bet
this you know, this year and the Eagles, and we
told you to do it, and now you're long billionaires
because of it. All right? Well, hey, don't forget rate
and review the show on Apple Podcasts five stars. Go
buy some merch in the merch store. You know, we
may throw some new unlicensed Eagles merchant super Bowl merch
(11:23):
store in there. And a donting great job as always,
same to you, Paulli.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Another flawless season.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
There you go, totally flawless World champions. All right, we'll
see it, faball.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
That's all. See your
All Ride, our Ride coment on your life.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
From the hull of the Super Bowl Champions filling up
as it's the Champions of Sports com You're the number
one railing Folly and Tony Fosco show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
As always, Polly fos go here with Tony Fosco and Tony.
The party is raging. You can hear it in the streets,
the screaming, the gunfire.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's just terrific, the sounds of winning. And you know
you're out there watching this now, well, the.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Winning's gonna continue for you because you get to hear
our full breakdown of every angle of this game with
our usual totally one hundred percent objective analysis, all fair.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Always objective, one hundred percent exactly because because we are journalists.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
People first week and that's why we're in here right
now doing this show. And we could be out there
trust us, you know, drinking, having tons of free sex.
That's your curriculum exactly. But we are totally focused on
delivering the show are we telling it?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
By the way, if you do notice something going on
under my desk, you know, don't worry. I am totally
focused and totally locked in. Hold on sec you can
you move a little to the left, you know, maybe
put your hair back a little. Well, what was I
saying again, don't worry about it, Tony.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It was something for Super Bowl something like that. Anyway,
look so much to get there right now, so let's
not waste any more time and get right in to
our Super Bowl reaction. Well, Eagles are the shed beings, Tony.
And you know, my phone, ever since the game ended
(01:55):
in the third quarter, you know, people just texting my
phone blowing up up your dough just you know, people
texting us saying, Yo, thank you for telling us to
bet on the Eagles all year. I'm now a billionaire.
That's what they're saying. And by the way, on the subject,
on the subject of money, Tony, you know, people are
thanking us because earlier this week we offered to bribe
the refs six point four million dollars for an Eagles victory.
(02:20):
And well, first of all, we want to tell you
no money changed hands, right, We didn't have to spend
a single cent, well except for when the rest called
the penalties chiefs in the first quarter that did set
us back two hundo. But otherwise after that, exactly after that,
that was all Eagles talent you saw, and Tony, you know,
I don't want to sound grandocious here, you know, but
(02:42):
I gotta say I don't think I'm getting carried away
when I say this was the biggest win in all
of sports history, wasn't it, Tony?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Absolutely No other team has been so globally dominant ever.
We opened the season winning at Brazil and taking home
the coveted Brazilian National Championship, and we ended the season
taking home the United States National Championship.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's dominating two whole continents when you think about it.
We haven't seen such multi continent dominance since the dinosaurs,
you know, when the Earth was that one big piece
of land what they call it, the the banera pera panera.
So this win is both historic and prehistoric.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Wow, just incredible historical and archaeological perspective, that Doughty and Dusty.
You know, it's just as ethic a loss from that.
No tallent hack Patrick mahons for him, and oh, Doty
you did Power rankings, didn't you That show just how
bad it was for Mahomes. Tonight tell the paper.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, when you break it down, Patrick Mahomes was really
the sixth best quarterback in the game. Number one Jalen Hurts,
who was perfect in every way yep. Number two Kenny
Pickett made no mistakes. Number three Corson Wentz. You know
the Chiefs really should have started him instead. Number four
Tom Brady were a really nice watch, very big and yellow.
(04:11):
Number five Peyton Manning was very funny and very relatable
in those commercials. And number six Patrick Mahomes. And by
the way, now that Aaron Rodgers is a free agent,
you gotta wonder if they cut Mahomes and go to
Aaron Rodgers instead.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
In Kansas City, you just gotta won the super Bowl
level analysis from you there. And you know who looks
worse than Mahomes tonight, Nick Saban, You know because you
know back in college at Bama he went with Tua
over Jalen. Well, now, look, Jaylen just won the Super Bowl. Meanwhile,
(04:50):
our sources tell us that Tuur went to go watch
the game tonight and confused his TV for his microwave.
I wound up burning his entire house down. Just such
a sad turn of events, isn't it, Dony So sad?
And you know the Chiefs weren't the only ones off
their game tonight. Don Yeah, the refs were really off
their game. I mean, you know, I don't want to
(05:12):
complain here, but usually they would have called back at
least three or four of those Eagles touchdowns. I mean, Dondy,
what do you think happened there?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You know, the refs must have had Super Bowl jitters.
You know, they totally abandoned their game plan early. I mean,
I'm not complaining, but their production was very low compared
to the rest of the season. They lacked their usual
speed in coming up with fraudulent pass interference calls and
random illegal formation penalties that make no sense. Usually watching
(05:41):
the NFL is like watching a Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight.
But tonight it was just unusually fair and balanced, and
you have to be concerned about that. If you're Roger Goodell,
you know the.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Entire league office has to be concerned right now, dony
And on that note, you know, in the Commander's Eagles
game couple of weeks back, we learned that refs can
actually give out points whenever they want. Remember that raw.
Our sources tell us that tonight, late in the third quarter,
Roger Goodell furiously ordered the refs to give the Chiefs
(06:14):
two touchdowns, but there was significant pushback from the refs
who said that would just be too obvious. So then
our sources tell us that Roger Goodell actually tried to
pass emergency legislation that would have changed the number of
points awarded for a touchdown from seven to thirty one. Yeah,
(06:35):
but unfortunately for him, when he tried to call the
NFL Competition Committee office, they had all fallen asleep watching
the game, so nobody was there to answer. The phone
just went unanswered. Us just so lucky, yep. Yeah, well,
you know, and talk about lucky for us, We have
the best coach in the game, right, Nick Sirianni. Just
perfect coaching and head shaving, right, you know, he so
(06:58):
expertly shaved his head after the bye week and then
went basically undefeated since then. Well, yeah, what did we
air after the game? This is having a huge ripple
effect across the league, isn't it, Dony.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, my sources tell me that right after the game,
Andy Reid ran into the locker room and immediately started
shaving his head, his chest, and both his balls, and
ordered his team to shape all their body in pubic
hair too.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
My sources also tell me that there's so much down
pubic hair in the locker room showers that the pipes
are absolutely backed up and some are even bursting. Police
on the scene are calling it the worst plumbing disaster
in New Orleans since Katrina. We send out prayers to
those affected once again.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Absolutely, our prayers are with everybody affected. And you know,
on a sad note too, That's sad because you know,
I thought Travis Kelcey's hair looked especially full and lustrous tonight,
like he'd been using in a condition, maybe getting some
pointers from Taylor Swift's stylist or something.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You know, he kind of looked like a young John Travolta,
you know, especially when he wore that brown leisure suit
into the stadium. But of course now that hair is
down the drain, along with their Super Bowl hope. So
I guess while I'm happy about the Chiefs losing, I'm
sad about all that lustrous hair just senselessly gone.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Maybe they're all right, Well, maybe one bad thing happened tonight,
But oh there was one bright spot for the Chiefs,
wasn't there, Tony.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, I heard Taylor Swift is already writing more very
depressing music. In fact, my sources tell me she actually
stopped watching the game in the third quarter and locked
herself in a broom closet and started writing lyrics. So,
while the Chiefs are no longer favorite to win a
super Bowl in the next twenty years, they are early
(08:53):
favorites to take home the Grammy for Album of the
Years co producers on the next Taylor Swift album. So
good for them.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, so maybe there's some hope for the Chiefs organization
after rules they could take home a title. There you go,
all right, Oh, one order of business, We do need
to talk about Tony A little awkward here, bro. You know,
before the game, we did invite Nick Foles to come
on our next show, right, but now he's no longer
(09:21):
the only Super Bowl winning quarterback in Eagles history. Now,
as you all know. You know, we've been inviting Nick
Foles on the show for quite a while now, and
he's not shown up for about the four hundred and
thirty two consecutive weeks, which is understandable.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You know, he's a legend.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So he's a legend, and you know so that so
you know, maybe what we got to do just to
appease both sides here Tony is we invite Foles and
Jalen that's on together. So there you go, Jalen, we
know you're listening, so you're welcome on the show next week.
And well that just about raps just a terrific show here, Tony, and.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Hold on, just the wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Do you do you not hear when I don't hear Tony? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Usually when you say that, we hear the worst voice
in the whole world, but we don't hear it right now?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Is he back there? Hey? Produce the jay?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You back then? What are you doing? Where is he?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I don't think he showed up, Tony.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I don't think so either. You know, he's probably in
his feelings right now because probably crying. He probably probably
crying right now.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Now, how the hell are we even on the air.
What's going on? Back then? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Maybe he set it up so we sit down and
then it went on.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
This is very confusing people, but it's better, you know, honestly,
this is the second way is win this night.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
This is your second biggest win.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
This might be the greatest night in the history of
the show of my life, I think so. Well, anyway,
let's wrap it on that great note. Hey, congratulations to
all of us, especially.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
To me and you Tony for supporting this.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Team and all the bets we're playing.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Past do we play so many bets on Fusco bet
this you know, this year and the Eagles, and we
told you to do it, and now you're long billionaires
because of it. All right? Well, hey, don't forget rate
and review the show on Apple Podcasts five stars. Go
buy some merch in the merch store. You know, we
may throw some new unlicensed Eagles merchant super Bowl merch
(11:23):
store in there. And a donting great job as always,
same to you, Paulli.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Another flawless season.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
There you go, totally flawless World champions. All right, we'll
see it, faball.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
That's all. See your
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