May 4, 2021 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about Tom Brady saying that he would trade two of his rings for a perfect season, Cite the Byte, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number four, our number four
of our radio program and an old reliable friend of
the show, Tom Brady, filling up the content kitty at
the Ben Mallers Show. What did Tom Brady do well?
The buccaneer quarterback recently said that he would trade not one,
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but two two Super Bowl rings, give them to Michael
Strahan in return for the perfect season. Remember when the
Patriots went eighteen and one instead of nineteen and Oh well,
Tom Brady says he would be willing to give back
a couple of rings just to get that perfect season.
We discussed that and more. It's coming your way right
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now in our number four. Here it is give it back,
Give it back now. Welcome in. It's the beginning of
another hour of the Ben Mallers Show. We are in
the air everywhares we speak from the Bully Pulpit, coast
to coast, border to border and beyond on the vast
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the Theater of the mind, the Fox Sports Radio Studios.
Hope Paul is well, glad you could spend some time
hanging out with us, So our lead this hour does
come from pro football. The age old question about rewriting history.
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If you could do it, If I gave you the
genie in the bottle and you could change some things,
would you do it? Well? That issue came up in
regards to Tom Brady, the Tampa Bay Buccaneer quarterback, recently
joined something called the NFL's Draft to though we're not
sure what that is, apparently say it was a video
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online draft program the NFL put together, and he was
alongside a number of celebrities, including Michael Strahand, Tom Brady,
along with Strayhand and others. Brady was only on there briefly.
This thing went on for like four hours. The topic
of Super Bowl forty two came up, and that was
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the famous game between the Giants and the Patriots where
the Patriots had an opportunity to finish the perfect season,
perfection right and came up just a wee bit short. Now,
Shannon Sharpe was part of this NFL draft to thaw
on the former NFL player himself, he joined in and
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he asked Tom Brady point blank. He said, Brady, would
you want to trade two of your Super Bowl rings
in exchange for that nineteen and oh season back in
twenty seven, And what did Tom Brady say? Did he say, Yeah,
of course I would give back to rings or no,
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why would I? That these championships are precious. You don't
give back a championship. Well, if you didn't hear what
Tom Brady said, without hesitation, without a hitch in his
guinea up, tom Brady said, quote, I would. Let's be real,
that's easy. He threw his hands up in the air
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everywhere to drive home the point. That's all about the
body language. Tom Brady using his body language to describe
his emotion on this topic. Now, Michael Strahan he responded
in this game of grab ass. He responded to Shannon
Sharp's question by saying, if he would then get the
two worryings from Brady, he would be good with it.
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He would not worry about it. He can lose that
Super Bowl in exchange for two other ones, he'd be
good to go. He'd be on board with the TRADEO. Now,
some of the reaction to this, he's saying, Wow, who
cares you know? These a couple of old guys talking
about back in our day, Brady's still playing. But a
number of people were taken aback that tom Brady, the
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player that he had been with the Patriots, when he
regularly would brag about chasing the next championship, and it's
all about the almighty championships, all encompassing, and that's what's
all about. Well, here's tom Brady is saying, well, yeah,
I'd be willing to give back a couple of rings
if I got that perfect season on my resume. So
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let us discuss the question, what do you make of
tom Brady? Let's says his evolving position? What do you
make of Tom Brady's evolving position on giving up a
couple of rings in exchange for perfection? Perfection? All right?
So my take on this, You've got eclectic stockpile and
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pond stars, and we will put all of this together
and we're gonna make with these ingredients some bab a ganoosh,
make the baba ganoosh. We're gonna make the bush. All right.
So to lead off with Tom Brady, to say this
was grabass is an understatement. He was a schmoozing. He
was choosing yet a mixed bag of NFL personalities, many
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of them X players. Tom Brady was the only active
player that I saw. I watched a little bit of this.
It's available on the YouTube for posterity's sake. Get a
lot of celebrities that were mingling in this particular draft show.
When I saw this, I was wondering how much did
the NFL pay this draft The thought some of those guys,
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they don't just show up randomly. They gotta get a check.
So how much did the NFL pay to put this
program together? We might never know, but I do know
the people on that generally do nothing unless there is
a dollar amount associated with it. Nor do I blame
them for that that some Mucco Dinero exchanged. And this
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was a lighthearted chat. If you look at the group,
you had Dion Sanders, a college football coach, Michael Strahan,
a morning TV personality, Julian Edelman who's nothing right now
although he's got a TV job, even though he's got
no TV experience. Shannon Sharpe was on there. You had
Mariano Rivera, he popped up, who doesn't belong Mariano Rivera.
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You had Mark Wallberg a wall Burger, and Kevin Hart.
I said it a collected group, that was an e
collected group. You had a comedian, you had an actor,
a baseball player, a college football coach, and they're all
hanging out. That's the whack pack that produced hot take
theater by Tom Brady. Now, I'm pretty sure despite all
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those big names, no one was watching this NFL draft
thought at least no one was paying attention. What's my
evidence those comments that we are talking about right now
that we are parsing by Tom Brady were made in
the very early part of the twenty twenty one draft
and nobody noticed them. Nobody noticed them until the following Monday.
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Say what now? Furthermore, you should never give back, Just
to answer the general question, you should never give back
money that you've earned. I believe that to be true.
Despite that being said, championships are not money. I agree
with Tom Brady and his take on this. When Brady
was asked whether or not he would make a two
for one deal and give it back, now, give it back,
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give back a couple of championships for the perfect season,
and you do it every single day of the week
and twice on Sunday. You make that move. Tom Brady
has already cemented himself as the alpha dog of the
quarterback position. There's no more debate. We used to have debate.
I used to be one of the people debating in
favor of Joe Montana. That debate is over. And the difference, though,
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between guiding a team to seven super Bowl championships or
having six super Bowl championships is a minuscule, minuscule difference
when you consider the perks of perfection and using mallor math,
if you give up two rings but you get one back,
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you're not losing much. Brady didn't say a three for
one switcherou he said a two for one, And we
were pretty sure somewhere at one of the many mansions
that Tom Brady owns, he's apparently buying another one on
Billionaires Island in Miami or near Miami. Tom Brady has
a stockpile, a massive stockpile like Fort Knox, with all
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the spare rings. He can give up one or two.
But having a flaw this season, that's the holy grail,
that's the white whale, is what that is right. Having
that on your resume would be priceless, and it's becoming
even more impossible this season because the NFL is adding
extra games. You figured nobody went sixteen and oh and
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then won the Super Bowl, didn't happen. When the Dolphins
went undefeated, they played fewer games. The NFL has seventeen
games in twenty twenty one, and sooner than later it's
gonna be eighteen games. So every season we know that
a quarterback is going to get a championship ring, but
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to be unblemished while you get that little piece of metal,
as a certain baseball commissioner likes to say, that would
be the ultimate accomplishment and you know, the greatest thing
since slicepread, etc. Right last point here, So Tom Brady
needs to go on an episode of Pond Stars. They
got to bring in Rick Harris and Chum Lee is
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he's still part of that show. They gotta make a
solid deal, right, make a deal and do it on television.
We've got it all figured out. Now Brady gives back
super Bowl fifty three. That means the La Rams win
that championship and a Super Bowl thirty nine. We're gonna
give that championship to the Eagles. So t O Tarall
Owens and Sean McVay both win Super Bowl championships and
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Tom Brady gets his nineteen and oh masterpiece, and it's therapeutic,
therapeutic for Tom Brady to admit the obvious. This was
the obvious, right. His loss to the Giants is an
open wound gushing goo for Tom Brady. And to lose
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to that punk Eli Manning, Right, and you remember that game.
I don't want to replay Super Bowl, you know, forty two.
But in that Patriot Giant Super Bowl, you had Elijah
Manning who was in the grasp, wasn't called. You had
the fugaze David Tyree helmet catch, which should have never happened, right,
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because the play that often gets forgotten lost in the
haze of Super Bowl forty two, but I remember it
vividly because it involved Asante Samuel, Patriot defensive player, who
leaped into the air and then had a football hit
him square in the hands. That would have been a
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game ceiling interception, would have wrapped up the prefect season
for Tom Brady and the Patriots. And what happened that
pigskin ricocheted off the hands of Asante Samuel, and the
very next play, the helmet catch happened. And then eventually
Plaxico Burros and the Giants God or dog and so
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Sante Samuel he makes that play. The Patriots go nineteen
and all if sin butts were candy and nuts, it'd
be Christmas every day. But it's not. But I agree
with the general premise of Tom Brady that yeah, you
make that trade because you're only giving up one. You
still got six at that particular point, and then you
got the perfection, which is worth like three or four.
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It's worth three or four when you go sixteen at all,
and then you run the table on the playoffs. Good
luck going seventeen or that ain't happening, not anytime soon.
I promise you that. All right, it is the Ben
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You hurt My great win last hour and Maller's mounting
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up the winds on the game shows. Outstanding. Funhouse says
you guys somehow managed to find two contestants on Fox
Sports Radio who know nothing about sports. Well, fun House,
welcome back to the show, first of all, and secondly,
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that's the beauty of these cheeseball game shows. Every time
we play, the answers get worse and worse and worse
and worse and worse and worse. It's the magic of
the show. It's the beauty of it all. All right,
straight ahead for us. We'll take your calls eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. And this guy's blown up
my phone. He wants to do and ask a doc.
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So if you want to ask Doc Mike a question,
he's not an actual doctor. He's just a crazy guy
that calls radio shows. We love them though, we love
Doc Mike. So if you want to goof on Doc
or ask a legitimate question, you can do that. We'll
do a couple of calls for Doc. We're not gonna
go crazy. We're not gonna go all gaga with Doc Mike.
Not gonna happen. Now, there is a desperate attempt that
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is underway to try to get you, I'm talking about
you to pay fifty bucks. Some big shots are They're
saying that if you don't pay the fifty bucks, you
are going to have to pay hundreds of thousands of
dollars in penalty. I'll explain what that's all about. It's
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a sporting story. We'll get to that and we will
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early morning hours here on a Tuesday site. The Bite,
the great sports radio mystery. But first a wild tale
about desperate measures to try to get some money. Did
you see, Eddie that the people behind the pay per
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view fight that we saw recently with Jake Paul and
Ben Askrin, the trailer people are threatening to track you down,
Eddie and sue you for illegally streaming the fight. Good
luck that? Yeah, they say, unless you pay them forty
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nine ninety nine right now, then they will not pursue
legal charges. Dana White see the same thing that they
had these guys see. Dana White was saying they were
gonna go after the people actually providing the content. Yeah,
that's who Trailer is going. And they claim that they're
going to go after the individual users of social media
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or not social You know, these websites there's you should
not use those websites edither are inappropriate. There are a
lot of them out there, and they're really good though
I hear, and they have all the pay per views
and whatnot on there, but you should not use them.
They're illegal. You should not do them. So they filed
a lawsuit one hundred million dollars lawsuit against eleven websites
they claim illegally streamed the boxing match. We told you
about that. Well. The follow up to the story, though,
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it gets even better. This is coined to Reuters. The
person who's in charge of piracy, the head of piracy
for Trailler, said that VPNs, a lot of people use VPNs.
VPNs all have to comply and turn over the actual
IP addresses of each person who stole the fight in discovery.
And they claim they will be able to identify each
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and every person VPN or not, and they will pursue
the full one hundred and fifty thousand dollars penalty against
Joe the Plumber. If Joe the Plumber illegally streamed the fight, yeah,
they see this is this is a I'm gonna call
them on their bullcrap here, how much would that cost
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you think in legal bills? Right? One hundred even if
you got the one hundred and fifty thousand dollars which
spoiler alert, by the way, most people who are streaming
the fight illegally don't have They don't have fifty bucks
forget one hundred and fifty thousand bucks. Okay, So that's
the first thing. Secondly, aren't you going to spend so
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much on legal bills? You're gonna come out losing money
on the other side, even if you were to do that,
and think about the math involved in that, and I
would bet there are many more people who illegally streamed
that fight then watch that fight legally. So the math
on that is insane, insane. But that's a lot of hoods.
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As my grandfather would say that they say, well, if
you pay us forty nine ninety nine before a certain date,
well we will we will not pursue legal charges against you.
Will there be a single person that will do that,
that will pay them fifty dollars. I'm gonna say nos.
Always as always a sucker out there that gets very concerned.
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But I would like to think that those people usually
don't have fifty bucks laying around. It's a good point.
I'd like to think that that will not happen. Like
to think that will not take place. Robin Vegas rights
and he says, there, there it is, big man, there
it is. It took you twelve minutes to get to it,
but boom, you did it. Your entire Mallard monologue at
the top of the hour was about one thing, and
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one thing only your la rams. Forget Tom Brady, Michael
Stray and Marion Rivera, Marky Mark and Kevin Hart. They
were all a big smoke screen. According to Rob in Vegas,
let's go back to the phone calls and who do
we have. Let's say hello to what do we got.
We've got Doc Mike in Chicago. Hello, Doc, who is
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that Shirley? Good morning? You know before we bloviate with
your fans over there on X, Doc, I got something
for the hallis Lucky Sperm and the mccaskey's here in Chicago,
and doctor Kavorkian, who's running this program with mister Fields.
This kid is on seizure meds and said it patients
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against engaging in occupy. He's relentless, requiring, he just keeps
order coordination. But hey, do you want to play? Hey,
you want to do ask a doc? Or not? What
do you want to do here? Yes, this is really important.
We have time. We have time. You're wasting time for
ask a doc. I've been drinking my urine for twenty years.
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All right, here we go a late night drug tester.
Here's a question on Twitter hashtag ask a doc. Boy.
Imagine there's probably some real doctor out there that uses
hashtag ask a doc. How upset they must be. Anyway,
if Doc Mike came into my lab, would he taste
the urine samples or would he be afraid they were
tainted with drugs' late night drug test. That's the beautiful
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thing about urine, and it saved my life in nineteen
sixty five. You immediately develop antibodies to anything that's in
that urine. I would certainly drink that. All right, fell
and drum, all right, very nice. Let's keep it going here.
Let's go to get that dump button ready, Let's go
to Justin and Cincinnati. Who's on with Doc Mike. It's
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ask a doc, not a real doctor. Hello, Justin and Cincinnati.
Hey do you gargle with it? You bet all the time?
And welcome Justin. I hear you. You're real records for
one of those contests that he has all the time.
Good for you, Justin, could be one of your students there, Doc,
It's one of the best oral cleanses on the planet. Yesterday,
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I waited for my hygienist for over an hour. It's
almost as good as waiting for Ben Meller. Does she know?
Does she know that you gargle with you? Bet? What was?
Come on? Man? We just keep you keep eating her
water bottle still? She hasked to you know all right?
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Kevin is in the Bay Area. It's ask a Doc.
This is amazing radio Atty. No one else has this radio.
It's so amazing. Oh my god, Kevin, you calm down, Kevin. Yeah,
Dot Mike, I'm a type one tying bag well, drinking
my yearn affect my blood sugar and can type absolutely
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it'll alkhalize your system. And what you want to do
is pick up on the pineapple smoothie on my website.
Wake up well, Dot Org. Okay, now he's promoting it's
very smooth smooth. Does drinking cure cancer? Yes? Oh my god,
Google on, no doc, come on now, then take a breath.
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Well you okay? You go to Google put in does
breaking urine cure cancer? There's probably a million links to it.
Google says that most doc I could type into Google.
There's listening to an overnight sports radio show cure cancer.
I'm sure there's a link that says it does. Okay,
it doesn't, but I'm sure there's a link that says
it does. Oh my goodness, have you been doing a
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website all? I was there a long time ago. I've
not been there. You're you're on it right now. Yeah.
He's offering a fifty thousand dollars reward. Wow, yeah, just
reward for what? For why? Getting you off of prescription drugs?
They're a nightmare, a total nightmare. And look at my
uh my mission statement. That's even better the mission statement there, Coup,
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you're getting a lot of traction for urine with Sage
and Boulder, and I'm going out to Boulder. This guy
is really dynamite out give you less traction? Right, and
Martin Laura that you had on your show. He's the
author of urine Therapy. Doc has booked to several guests
that are you're an expert on a sports radio show.
Just very I'm gonna get Mike Dick for you too.
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All right, Well that's a big one, so you get
I'll put you know what, I want Dick on the
podcast because he can curse on the podcast and I
want a spicy hot cursing on the podcast. Well that
sounded bad, but I would like him on the podcast.
What you mean, Well, yeah, you can't, but you can't
curse on We're on commercial radio here. You can't do
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it here. But on the podcast it's like the Old West.
Anything goes there. So I think that's enough. Doc. If
you want to read the mission statement here, well you
want to read a coup, you can go. Well, first
of all, I want to say before the mission statement,
it's it's there. It says Doc Mike is not approved
by the American Medical Association, and not is in all
caps and red. Doc Mike is not approved by the
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doc had a lawyer, Vett. The website, yeah, yeah, and
the lists all these different associations that he's not approved by.
But he says My motivation in my work is and
has been, to prevent grave harm to persons. This motivation
is founded upon my reading and research into the nature
of drugs and toxic substances. Doc Mike's mission is to
free the doctors, occupational therapists, physical therapists, and massage therapists
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from the parasitical pharmaceutical companies, not in commerce, not in business,
not for profit. Everyone in the world is entitled to life,
liberty and the pursuit of happiness, pain free and drug free.
And then uh wow, it's very wordy, doc yeah, and
it goes on. That is an honest answer by the
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doc right there. If he did not have all that
mumbo jumbo on there, he would be calling us from
Leavenworth right now. All right, doc, we're very good. There
you go, get back, we'll talk to you again. There
you go. The Doc Mike a very successful ask a doc. Oh,
he gets better and better every weekend. I noticed the questions.
I was going to read more questions online, Eddie, but
most of the questions are x rated and they have
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different bodily fluids, which I do not believe we are
allowed to read unfortunately, So it's a shame be sure
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the River Dance in the Ring. Former NFL receiver Chad Johnson,
the man that did the River Dance with the Ben
Gals and formerly known as Chad Ocho Sinko, is stepping
into the boxing ring. Ocho Sinko, Who's gonna square it
up on the undercard and the Floyd and Mayweather Junior
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Logan Paul Fight on June sixth, He revealed this recently
as a chat, Johnson saying that everything in life I'm
good at outside of golf, he said. And so June sixth,
he is going to go in there and do what
I do best. He said on the podcast. He's forty
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three years old, spent most of his career with the
Cincinnati Bengals, and had a horrific run with the New
England Patriots, and he will be in a four or
six round exhibition fight. They have yet to name the
opponent who should fight Chad Johnson, Who should get in
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the ring. I'm trying to think who is the rival
of Chad Johnson in his day? James Harrison. Okay, that's
a good we can put to James Harrison in there.
Let's say t O. But they play, they were teammates.
I think they're buddies, t O. And try those great
years of TiO with Cincinnati. Yeah, before like a year maybe,
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I mean might have been just a year. By the way,
I guess he's calling my cell phone right now. He
got the dock. I got the dock. I'm glad he's
calling you. A nut me, Well, you're next. He already
calls me before he calls in and every time, NonStop
out of control. Anyway, all right, let's take some phone
calls here. Who do we have any meany miney mo.
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Let's say hello to Chris in Maine. Hello, Chris, what's
going on? Hey? Good morning, Ben? How are you? If
I was any better, I'd be a dock, But not
Doc Mike because that guy's looney Tunes? Right, okay? Um,
going along with this nfloshie with the Washington football team. Um,
I'm sure you know, watching the TV like you do,
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you've seen the movie, Uh Gene Hackman, Keanu Ree's the Replacements? Yes, okay,
what was the name of that of the team in
the movie? Been? Well, they can't they can't use that name, Chris.
They're not gonna because, for for marketing reasons, they're gonna
try to come up with the most benign name. Now,
did you were you listening earlier, Chris when we told
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you the favorite right now we're hearing is yeah, yeah,
the Red Wolves? How dumb is that? How? Yeah? I
mean that's you know, I'm I'm I've been listening to this,
you know, for the last couple days. I'm thinking, well,
you know, you know the you know, the Washington sentinels.
It's you know, it was it was a you know,
it's they can never come up with no, but they're
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gonna go like with the name they should go with,
like how like presidents or something like that or the
congress people or whatever did not be offensive because they
can't offend anyone I forbid. All right, So what you're
gonna do like Washington? Uh or like a uh oh god,
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huh what you yeah, I kind of you know, like
you know, like um, you know, like what ben like
the Washington you know, like, how about the lobb I said, lobbyists?
How about lobbyists because those are the people that really
run Washington anyway. So how about just the Washington lobbyists? Yeah, yeah,
that that'll be that you're snorting by the way, Chris,
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and I think you just snorted you was that a
sound effect? I think you just snorted. Chris. Well, you know,
I stid hitting it that. But you know what I mean,
you know, I mean, all right, if they go with
the lobbyists, you know, you figure that's gonna be the
laughing stock of the NFL. What doesn't matter when the
red Wolves you're you're channing red wolves, which is offensive,
as Roberto said earlier, to blue wolves and brown wolves
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and white wolves and all other wolves. It's offensive, yeah, exactly,
you know, shame on. And it's also offensive because it's
kind of a rip off of the Timberwolves, who are
the losingest professional sports team in North America from the NBA. Well,
you know, I mean I didn't. I didn't call you
guys to, you know, to complain about who really sucks
the most. But you know, yeah, all right, I got
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to go. Thank you, Chris, go snort, thank you. Though,
Let's go to j D in casey. What's going on?
J D? Hey, what's going on? Big Ben? Uh? What
do you think about that walla Gibald, Kansas City is
building to protect the old pistol peat Patty Mahomes? Are
you looking for some hot Chiefs talk right now? JD?
Is that what you're looking for? Man? You know, I mean,
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I'm a homer. What do you I mean, what do
you want to talk about? I mean talk about the Chiefs? Ol?
I mean Jesus. I think Jesus is actually I think
Jesus is starting at center actually for the Chiefs this
year their offensive one. Hey, I mean yeah, he might
be I think they got they got Jesus, they got Mother.
Teresa's on the line. Gandhi. Who else is on there?
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Who else do we have? Buddha? I think Buddha's on
there as well. Yeah, I got that. They got long,
they gotta they grafted that Christ. It's all about Orlando
brown Man. What can brown do for you? That's what
it's all about. Yeah, I'm getting bandom sessions. I'm all right,
I'm hanging up on you. You know that's actually the
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radio gods that are saying. Despite the fact we love
being on six ten Sports in Kansas City, we cannot
hijack the show breaking down the Chief's offensive line. We
can break down Patrick Mahomes, we cannot break down the
Chief's offensive line. Let's go to Chris real quick. Chris
is next driving around the highways and byways of Massachusetts.
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What's going on, Chris? I, let's first, I know I
have to be real fast, but I just want to
apologize to Coop to Loop because I called him Eddie
when he took my cough. So sorry about that. He
kind of looks like Eddie. If you're blind, he looks
like Eddie. Um, but I originally called about what you
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thought about the draft with the path today a B
C or D, but for the path for the Patriots,
who's my hometown team. But I want to ask you
about your opening monologue about uh this this hour real quick. Um, yes,
I if I was great, Yeah, I'd give up to
oh yeah, definitely the Rams and I would I would
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giving up the Caroline on one, not the not the Philly.
I hate Philly. Yeah that's a fair. And then but
then Jake Delme's going to have a Super Bowl ring
well trying to gelfer right, telfer right. Did he get one? Yeah?
He got Well, he got to the the championship, Yeah
he did. He won with the might the defense. It
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might have been the defense that one, but he got
credited with the love you guys very much. All right,
thank you, Budd. All right, there you go. Brett Johnsons
has a Super Bowl ring, right, Uh yeah, Brett Johnson
was there against the Raiders. That was when your offensive
lineman was a wall. I went to DJ do you
want him there? Good time there super Bowl Sunday. He
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was nowhere to be found hanging out, but he had
a great time. He saw a really good, good to
fight there on the streets of Tijuana. All right, it
isn't the Ben Mallar show site the Bite, the great
sports radio mystery site to Bite that is warming up
right now. If you would like to be one of
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It's Ben Maller. It's time now too. Sit site to
Bite tight where you play random generic sound bites you
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know in a sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so
called experts you try to tell us who's doing the talking.
It is Site the Bite, the great sports radio mystery,
each and every week at about this time. So let's
get to the game right now. It is Site the Bite.
We play an audio clip from someone in the world
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of sports, athlete, coach, prominent media figure from the last
seven to ten days, and you have to figure out
who are you. We start out with no clues, and
then after every incorrect guess, after every two incorrect guess
is we will give you a clue. All right, let's
go to the audio tape. Here we go. Here's this
(34:44):
week's sound bite. Crazy crazy about one word crazy, one
word crazy crazy like that old song crazy for you.
All right, let's see what anyone get this right? I
will go first. I am gonna go out and a limb.
(35:05):
I've one site to bite more than anybody. I am
gonna go with caller number five, Eddie, don't let me down,
Justin and Cincinnati by definition, he'll let you down. What
about you, Roberto yum on, I'm gonna sec up with
Cooper Loop. I'm gonna go with car number five. Interesting.
(35:28):
All right, let's get to play one more time, Roberto.
It's a very long sound bite. There's a lot to
listen closely for crazy. All Right, Crazy, I heard it,
I heard the first time. Crazy. I heard it, Crazy,
I heard it. I heard it Crazy. Let's start out
with Slim the Trucker, who's in the lead off spot. Hello,
(35:51):
Slim the Trucker, Ben Mallard, Eddie Coop Roberto. I think
it's this former Notre Dame alone and Boston South, the
Hall of Famer, Luke Cameron, Harron Dotty? Is it, Luke Cameron?
What'd you say, Harron Doty? Is that? Thank you? Slim?
(36:19):
I'd like one of what he's having. Let's try Matt
in Toledo. Hello, Matt, what's up? Fun? I'm gonna go
to Carl Simy Towns so that one more time you
stumbled and mumbled Carl Anthony, Carl Anthony Towns. No, but
thank you for going quickly sight to Bight eight seven
(36:41):
seven ninety nine on Fox. It is not Carl Anthony
Towns or whatever Slim the Trucker said. First clue this
person began their college career as a walk on Crazy
began college career as a walk on m all right,
time for caller three on site to bite the great
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sports radio mystery, Hollywood Jedi appropriate calling up on May
the fourth be with you, Hollywood Jedi. Is it Tim Tebow?
Is that Tim Tebow? No? All right, hanging up on yourself.
It's not Tim Tebow, Carl Anthony Towns, or whoever, Slim
(37:25):
the trucker said. Time now for caller number four. Let's
pick up the pace here. We'll say hello to Wayne
in Missoo. Hello, Wayne, Good morning, gentlemen. I'm gonna go
with former offensive lineman for the Big Red Saint Louis Cardinals,
Dan Deardorf. Dan Deardorf, Very relevant name? Is it Dan Deardorf? Sorry? Wayne?
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Good try though. Time for another clue. This person we
said he began his career as a college walk on.
There's an NCAA rule named after him. Time now for
caller number five. Let's go to Justin in Cincinnati. I
think it's the guy with a hot mom, Zach Wilson.
Is that Zach Wilson? No, Justin got it wrong, has
(38:16):
a bad job by Eddie picking Justin. Let's go to
Jared and kids. You named him though, Jared in Kansas City. Quickly,
Jared Baker Mayfield. It's Baker Mayfield. Nobody wins, nobody won
Hello and welcome. It's our number four, our number four
of our radio program and an old reliable friend of
the show, Tom Brady, filling up the content kitty at
the Ben Mallers Show. What did Tom Brady do well?
The buccaneer quarterback recently said that he would trade not one,
(00:21):
but two two Super Bowl rings, give them to Michael
Strahan in return for the perfect season. Remember when the
Patriots went eighteen and one instead of nineteen and Oh well,
Tom Brady says he would be willing to give back
a couple of rings just to get that perfect season.
We discussed that and more. It's coming your way right
(00:43):
now in our number four. Here it is give it back,
Give it back now. Welcome in. It's the beginning of
another hour of the Ben Mallers Show. We are in
the air everywhares we speak from the Bully Pulpit, coast
to coast, border to border and beyond on the vast
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and powerful microphones of FSR, emmanating live from inside the theater,
the Theater of the mind, the Fox Sports Radio Studios.
Hope Paul is well, glad you could spend some time
hanging out with us, So our lead this hour does
come from pro football. The age old question about rewriting history.
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If you could do it, If I gave you the
genie in the bottle and you could change some things,
would you do it? Well? That issue came up in
regards to Tom Brady, the Tampa Bay Buccaneer quarterback, recently
joined something called the NFL's Draft to though we're not
sure what that is, apparently say it was a video
(01:55):
online draft program the NFL put together, and he was
alongside a number of celebrities, including Michael Strahand, Tom Brady,
along with Strayhand and others. Brady was only on there briefly.
This thing went on for like four hours. The topic
of Super Bowl forty two came up, and that was
(02:16):
the famous game between the Giants and the Patriots where
the Patriots had an opportunity to finish the perfect season,
perfection right and came up just a wee bit short. Now,
Shannon Sharpe was part of this NFL draft to thaw
on the former NFL player himself, he joined in and
(02:39):
he asked Tom Brady point blank. He said, Brady, would
you want to trade two of your Super Bowl rings
in exchange for that nineteen and oh season back in
twenty seven, And what did Tom Brady say? Did he say, Yeah,
of course I would give back to rings or no,
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why would I? That these championships are precious. You don't
give back a championship. Well, if you didn't hear what
Tom Brady said, without hesitation, without a hitch in his
guinea up, tom Brady said, quote, I would. Let's be real,
that's easy. He threw his hands up in the air
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everywhere to drive home the point. That's all about the
body language. Tom Brady using his body language to describe
his emotion on this topic. Now, Michael Strahan he responded
in this game of grab ass. He responded to Shannon
Sharp's question by saying, if he would then get the
two worryings from Brady, he would be good with it.
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He would not worry about it. He can lose that
Super Bowl in exchange for two other ones, he'd be
good to go. He'd be on board with the TRADEO. Now,
some of the reaction to this, he's saying, Wow, who
cares you know? These a couple of old guys talking
about back in our day, Brady's still playing. But a
number of people were taken aback that tom Brady, the
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player that he had been with the Patriots, when he
regularly would brag about chasing the next championship, and it's
all about the almighty championships, all encompassing, and that's what's
all about. Well, here's tom Brady is saying, well, yeah,
I'd be willing to give back a couple of rings
if I got that perfect season on my resume. So
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let us discuss the question, what do you make of
tom Brady? Let's says his evolving position? What do you
make of Tom Brady's evolving position on giving up a
couple of rings in exchange for perfection? Perfection? All right?
So my take on this, You've got eclectic stockpile and
(04:49):
pond stars, and we will put all of this together
and we're gonna make with these ingredients some bab a ganoosh,
make the baba ganoosh. We're gonna make the bush. All right.
So to lead off with Tom Brady, to say this
was grabass is an understatement. He was a schmoozing. He
was choosing yet a mixed bag of NFL personalities, many
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of them X players. Tom Brady was the only active
player that I saw. I watched a little bit of this.
It's available on the YouTube for posterity's sake. Get a
lot of celebrities that were mingling in this particular draft show.
When I saw this, I was wondering how much did
the NFL pay this draft The thought some of those guys,
(05:38):
they don't just show up randomly. They gotta get a check.
So how much did the NFL pay to put this
program together? We might never know, but I do know
the people on that generally do nothing unless there is
a dollar amount associated with it. Nor do I blame
them for that that some Mucco Dinero exchanged. And this
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was a lighthearted chat. If you look at the group,
you had Dion Sanders, a college football coach, Michael Strahan,
a morning TV personality, Julian Edelman who's nothing right now
although he's got a TV job, even though he's got
no TV experience. Shannon Sharpe was on there. You had
Mariano Rivera, he popped up, who doesn't belong Mariano Rivera.
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You had Mark Wallberg a wall Burger, and Kevin Hart.
I said it a collected group, that was an e
collected group. You had a comedian, you had an actor,
a baseball player, a college football coach, and they're all
hanging out. That's the whack pack that produced hot take
theater by Tom Brady. Now, I'm pretty sure despite all
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those big names, no one was watching this NFL draft
thought at least no one was paying attention. What's my
evidence those comments that we are talking about right now
that we are parsing by Tom Brady were made in
the very early part of the twenty twenty one draft
and nobody noticed them. Nobody noticed them until the following Monday.
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Say what now? Furthermore, you should never give back, Just
to answer the general question, you should never give back
money that you've earned. I believe that to be true.
Despite that being said, championships are not money. I agree
with Tom Brady and his take on this. When Brady
was asked whether or not he would make a two
for one deal and give it back, now, give it back,
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give back a couple of championships for the perfect season,
and you do it every single day of the week
and twice on Sunday. You make that move. Tom Brady
has already cemented himself as the alpha dog of the
quarterback position. There's no more debate. We used to have debate.
I used to be one of the people debating in
favor of Joe Montana. That debate is over. And the difference, though,
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between guiding a team to seven super Bowl championships or
having six super Bowl championships is a minuscule, minuscule difference
when you consider the perks of perfection and using mallor math,
if you give up two rings but you get one back,
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you're not losing much. Brady didn't say a three for
one switcherou he said a two for one, And we
were pretty sure somewhere at one of the many mansions
that Tom Brady owns, he's apparently buying another one on
Billionaires Island in Miami or near Miami. Tom Brady has
a stockpile, a massive stockpile like Fort Knox, with all
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the spare rings. He can give up one or two.
But having a flaw this season, that's the holy grail,
that's the white whale, is what that is right. Having
that on your resume would be priceless, and it's becoming
even more impossible this season because the NFL is adding
extra games. You figured nobody went sixteen and oh and
(09:18):
then won the Super Bowl, didn't happen. When the Dolphins
went undefeated, they played fewer games. The NFL has seventeen
games in twenty twenty one, and sooner than later it's
gonna be eighteen games. So every season we know that
a quarterback is going to get a championship ring, but
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to be unblemished while you get that little piece of metal,
as a certain baseball commissioner likes to say, that would
be the ultimate accomplishment and you know, the greatest thing
since slicepread, etc. Right last point here, So Tom Brady
needs to go on an episode of Pond Stars. They
got to bring in Rick Harris and Chum Lee is
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he's still part of that show. They gotta make a
solid deal, right, make a deal and do it on television.
We've got it all figured out. Now Brady gives back
super Bowl fifty three. That means the La Rams win
that championship and a Super Bowl thirty nine. We're gonna
give that championship to the Eagles. So t O Tarall
Owens and Sean McVay both win Super Bowl championships and
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Tom Brady gets his nineteen and oh masterpiece, and it's therapeutic,
therapeutic for Tom Brady to admit the obvious. This was
the obvious, right. His loss to the Giants is an
open wound gushing goo for Tom Brady. And to lose
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to that punk Eli Manning, Right, and you remember that game.
I don't want to replay Super Bowl, you know, forty two.
But in that Patriot Giant Super Bowl, you had Elijah
Manning who was in the grasp, wasn't called. You had
the fugaze David Tyree helmet catch, which should have never happened, right,
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because the play that often gets forgotten lost in the
haze of Super Bowl forty two, but I remember it
vividly because it involved Asante Samuel, Patriot defensive player, who
leaped into the air and then had a football hit
him square in the hands. That would have been a
(11:36):
game ceiling interception, would have wrapped up the prefect season
for Tom Brady and the Patriots. And what happened that
pigskin ricocheted off the hands of Asante Samuel, and the
very next play, the helmet catch happened. And then eventually
Plaxico Burros and the Giants God or dog and so
(12:01):
Sante Samuel he makes that play. The Patriots go nineteen
and all if sin butts were candy and nuts, it'd
be Christmas every day. But it's not. But I agree
with the general premise of Tom Brady that yeah, you
make that trade because you're only giving up one. You
still got six at that particular point, and then you
got the perfection, which is worth like three or four.
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It's worth three or four when you go sixteen at all,
and then you run the table on the playoffs. Good
luck going seventeen or that ain't happening, not anytime soon.
I promise you that. All right, it is the Ben
Mallers Show. If you would like to be part, we'll
take some phone calls here. You can be part of
the radio program eight seven seven ninety nine on FO
(12:43):
You hurt My great win last hour and Maller's mounting
of money very successful. Another win for me, just racking
up the winds on the game shows. Outstanding. Funhouse says
you guys somehow managed to find two contestants on Fox
Sports Radio who know nothing about sports. Well, fun House,
welcome back to the show, first of all, and secondly,
(13:05):
that's the beauty of these cheeseball game shows. Every time
we play, the answers get worse and worse and worse
and worse and worse and worse. It's the magic of
the show. It's the beauty of it all. All right,
straight ahead for us. We'll take your calls eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. And this guy's blown up
my phone. He wants to do and ask a doc.
(13:25):
So if you want to ask Doc Mike a question,
he's not an actual doctor. He's just a crazy guy
that calls radio shows. We love them though, we love
Doc Mike. So if you want to goof on Doc
or ask a legitimate question, you can do that. We'll
do a couple of calls for Doc. We're not gonna
go crazy. We're not gonna go all gaga with Doc Mike.
Not gonna happen. Now, there is a desperate attempt that
(13:48):
is underway to try to get you, I'm talking about
you to pay fifty bucks. Some big shots are They're
saying that if you don't pay the fifty bucks, you
are going to have to pay hundreds of thousands of
dollars in penalty. I'll explain what that's all about. It's
(14:09):
a sporting story. We'll get to that and we will
do it next. I know more growers than showers. I
know that out of context audio. Be sure to catch
live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two
am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and
the iHeartRadio app. Four out of five nocturnal listeners the
(14:31):
Sports radio choose the Ben Maller Show to combat insomnia.
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. We need your
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Fox Sports Radio studios. It's Ben Maller coming up later
in the hour. We will have a staple of the
(14:52):
early morning hours here on a Tuesday site. The Bite,
the great sports radio mystery. But first a wild tale
about desperate measures to try to get some money. Did
you see, Eddie that the people behind the pay per
(15:12):
view fight that we saw recently with Jake Paul and
Ben Askrin, the trailer people are threatening to track you down,
Eddie and sue you for illegally streaming the fight. Good
luck that? Yeah, they say, unless you pay them forty
(15:33):
nine ninety nine right now, then they will not pursue
legal charges. Dana White see the same thing that they
had these guys see. Dana White was saying they were
gonna go after the people actually providing the content. Yeah,
that's who Trailer is going. And they claim that they're
going to go after the individual users of social media
(15:53):
or not social You know, these websites there's you should
not use those websites edither are inappropriate. There are a
lot of them out there, and they're really good though
I hear, and they have all the pay per views
and whatnot on there, but you should not use them.
They're illegal. You should not do them. So they filed
a lawsuit one hundred million dollars lawsuit against eleven websites
they claim illegally streamed the boxing match. We told you
about that. Well. The follow up to the story, though,
(16:15):
it gets even better. This is coined to Reuters. The
person who's in charge of piracy, the head of piracy
for Trailler, said that VPNs, a lot of people use VPNs.
VPNs all have to comply and turn over the actual
IP addresses of each person who stole the fight in discovery.
And they claim they will be able to identify each
(16:37):
and every person VPN or not, and they will pursue
the full one hundred and fifty thousand dollars penalty against
Joe the Plumber. If Joe the Plumber illegally streamed the fight, yeah,
they see this is this is a I'm gonna call
them on their bullcrap here, how much would that cost
(17:00):
you think in legal bills? Right? One hundred even if
you got the one hundred and fifty thousand dollars which
spoiler alert, by the way, most people who are streaming
the fight illegally don't have They don't have fifty bucks
forget one hundred and fifty thousand bucks. Okay, So that's
the first thing. Secondly, aren't you going to spend so
(17:21):
much on legal bills? You're gonna come out losing money
on the other side, even if you were to do that,
and think about the math involved in that, and I
would bet there are many more people who illegally streamed
that fight then watch that fight legally. So the math
on that is insane, insane. But that's a lot of hoods.
(17:42):
As my grandfather would say that they say, well, if
you pay us forty nine ninety nine before a certain date,
well we will we will not pursue legal charges against you.
Will there be a single person that will do that,
that will pay them fifty dollars. I'm gonna say nos.
Always as always a sucker out there that gets very concerned.
(18:04):
But I would like to think that those people usually
don't have fifty bucks laying around. It's a good point.
I'd like to think that that will not happen. Like
to think that will not take place. Robin Vegas rights
and he says, there, there it is, big man, there
it is. It took you twelve minutes to get to it,
but boom, you did it. Your entire Mallard monologue at
the top of the hour was about one thing, and
(18:26):
one thing only your la rams. Forget Tom Brady, Michael
Stray and Marion Rivera, Marky Mark and Kevin Hart. They
were all a big smoke screen. According to Rob in Vegas,
let's go back to the phone calls and who do
we have. Let's say hello to what do we got.
We've got Doc Mike in Chicago. Hello, Doc, who is
(18:52):
that Shirley? Good morning? You know before we bloviate with
your fans over there on X, Doc, I got something
for the hallis Lucky Sperm and the mccaskey's here in Chicago,
and doctor Kavorkian, who's running this program with mister Fields.
This kid is on seizure meds and said it patients
(19:18):
against engaging in occupy. He's relentless, requiring, he just keeps
order coordination. But hey, do you want to play? Hey,
you want to do ask a doc? Or not? What
do you want to do here? Yes, this is really important.
We have time. We have time. You're wasting time for
ask a doc. I've been drinking my urine for twenty years.
(19:40):
All right, here we go a late night drug tester.
Here's a question on Twitter hashtag ask a doc. Boy.
Imagine there's probably some real doctor out there that uses
hashtag ask a doc. How upset they must be. Anyway,
if Doc Mike came into my lab, would he taste
the urine samples or would he be afraid they were
tainted with drugs' late night drug test. That's the beautiful
(20:02):
thing about urine, and it saved my life in nineteen
sixty five. You immediately develop antibodies to anything that's in
that urine. I would certainly drink that. All right, fell
and drum, all right, very nice. Let's keep it going here.
Let's go to get that dump button ready, Let's go
to Justin and Cincinnati. Who's on with Doc Mike. It's
(20:22):
ask a doc, not a real doctor. Hello, Justin and Cincinnati.
Hey do you gargle with it? You bet all the time?
And welcome Justin. I hear you. You're real records for
one of those contests that he has all the time.
Good for you, Justin, could be one of your students there, Doc,
It's one of the best oral cleanses on the planet. Yesterday,
(20:43):
I waited for my hygienist for over an hour. It's
almost as good as waiting for Ben Meller. Does she know?
Does she know that you gargle with you? Bet? What was?
Come on? Man? We just keep you keep eating her
water bottle still? She hasked to you know all right?
(21:05):
Kevin is in the Bay Area. It's ask a Doc.
This is amazing radio Atty. No one else has this radio.
It's so amazing. Oh my god, Kevin, you calm down, Kevin. Yeah,
Dot Mike, I'm a type one tying bag well, drinking
my yearn affect my blood sugar and can type absolutely
(21:29):
it'll alkhalize your system. And what you want to do
is pick up on the pineapple smoothie on my website.
Wake up well, Dot Org. Okay, now he's promoting it's
very smooth smooth. Does drinking cure cancer? Yes? Oh my god,
Google on, no doc, come on now, then take a breath.
(21:52):
Well you okay? You go to Google put in does
breaking urine cure cancer? There's probably a million links to it.
Google says that most doc I could type into Google.
There's listening to an overnight sports radio show cure cancer.
I'm sure there's a link that says it does. Okay,
it doesn't, but I'm sure there's a link that says
it does. Oh my goodness, have you been doing a
(22:15):
website all? I was there a long time ago. I've
not been there. You're you're on it right now. Yeah.
He's offering a fifty thousand dollars reward. Wow, yeah, just
reward for what? For why? Getting you off of prescription drugs?
They're a nightmare, a total nightmare. And look at my
uh my mission statement. That's even better the mission statement there, Coup,
(22:41):
you're getting a lot of traction for urine with Sage
and Boulder, and I'm going out to Boulder. This guy
is really dynamite out give you less traction? Right, and
Martin Laura that you had on your show. He's the
author of urine Therapy. Doc has booked to several guests
that are you're an expert on a sports radio show.
Just very I'm gonna get Mike Dick for you too.
(23:02):
All right, Well that's a big one, so you get
I'll put you know what, I want Dick on the
podcast because he can curse on the podcast and I
want a spicy hot cursing on the podcast. Well that
sounded bad, but I would like him on the podcast.
What you mean, Well, yeah, you can't, but you can't
curse on We're on commercial radio here. You can't do
(23:23):
it here. But on the podcast it's like the Old West.
Anything goes there. So I think that's enough. Doc. If
you want to read the mission statement here, well you
want to read a coup, you can go. Well, first
of all, I want to say before the mission statement,
it's it's there. It says Doc Mike is not approved
by the American Medical Association, and not is in all
caps and red. Doc Mike is not approved by the
(23:46):
doc had a lawyer, Vett. The website, yeah, yeah, and
the lists all these different associations that he's not approved by.
But he says My motivation in my work is and
has been, to prevent grave harm to persons. This motivation
is founded upon my reading and research into the nature
of drugs and toxic substances. Doc Mike's mission is to
free the doctors, occupational therapists, physical therapists, and massage therapists
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from the parasitical pharmaceutical companies, not in commerce, not in business,
not for profit. Everyone in the world is entitled to life,
liberty and the pursuit of happiness, pain free and drug free.
And then uh wow, it's very wordy, doc yeah, and
it goes on. That is an honest answer by the
(24:32):
doc right there. If he did not have all that
mumbo jumbo on there, he would be calling us from
Leavenworth right now. All right, doc, we're very good. There
you go, get back, we'll talk to you again. There
you go. The Doc Mike a very successful ask a doc. Oh,
he gets better and better every weekend. I noticed the questions.
I was going to read more questions online, Eddie, but
most of the questions are x rated and they have
(24:55):
different bodily fluids, which I do not believe we are
allowed to read unfortunately, So it's a shame be sure
to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays
at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Hey, it's Ben,
host of The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller along with
my trustee sidekick David Gascon. Would mean a lot to
have you join us on our weekly auditory journey. You're asking,
(25:17):
what in God's name is the Fifth Hour? I'll tell
you it's a spin off of that Ben Maller show,
a Colt hit overnights on FSR. Why should you listen?
Picture if you will? A world will we chat with
captains of industry in media, sports and more every week
Explorer some amazing facts about a human nature and more.
Let'sten to the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller on the
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Well,
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the River Dance in the Ring. Former NFL receiver Chad Johnson,
the man that did the River Dance with the Ben
Gals and formerly known as Chad Ocho Sinko, is stepping
into the boxing ring. Ocho Sinko, Who's gonna square it
up on the undercard and the Floyd and Mayweather Junior
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Logan Paul Fight on June sixth, He revealed this recently
as a chat, Johnson saying that everything in life I'm
good at outside of golf, he said. And so June sixth,
he is going to go in there and do what
I do best. He said on the podcast. He's forty
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three years old, spent most of his career with the
Cincinnati Bengals, and had a horrific run with the New
England Patriots, and he will be in a four or
six round exhibition fight. They have yet to name the
opponent who should fight Chad Johnson, Who should get in
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the ring. I'm trying to think who is the rival
of Chad Johnson in his day? James Harrison. Okay, that's
a good we can put to James Harrison in there.
Let's say t O. But they play, they were teammates.
I think they're buddies, t O. And try those great
years of TiO with Cincinnati. Yeah, before like a year maybe,
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I mean might have been just a year. By the way,
I guess he's calling my cell phone right now. He
got the dock. I got the dock. I'm glad he's
calling you. A nut me, Well, you're next. He already
calls me before he calls in and every time, NonStop
out of control. Anyway, all right, let's take some phone
calls here. Who do we have any meany miney mo.
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Let's say hello to Chris in Maine. Hello, Chris, what's
going on? Hey? Good morning, Ben? How are you? If
I was any better, I'd be a dock, But not
Doc Mike because that guy's looney Tunes? Right, okay? Um,
going along with this nfloshie with the Washington football team. Um,
I'm sure you know, watching the TV like you do,
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you've seen the movie, Uh Gene Hackman, Keanu Ree's the Replacements? Yes, okay,
what was the name of that of the team in
the movie? Been? Well, they can't they can't use that name, Chris.
They're not gonna because, for for marketing reasons, they're gonna
try to come up with the most benign name. Now,
did you were you listening earlier, Chris when we told
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you the favorite right now we're hearing is yeah, yeah,
the Red Wolves? How dumb is that? How? Yeah? I
mean that's you know, I'm I'm I've been listening to this,
you know, for the last couple days. I'm thinking, well,
you know, you know the you know, the Washington sentinels.
It's you know, it was it was a you know,
it's they can never come up with no, but they're
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gonna go like with the name they should go with,
like how like presidents or something like that or the
congress people or whatever did not be offensive because they
can't offend anyone I forbid. All right, So what you're
gonna do like Washington? Uh or like a uh oh god,
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huh what you yeah, I kind of you know, like
you know, like um, you know, like what ben like
the Washington you know, like, how about the lobb I said, lobbyists?
How about lobbyists because those are the people that really
run Washington anyway. So how about just the Washington lobbyists? Yeah, yeah,
that that'll be that you're snorting by the way, Chris,
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and I think you just snorted you was that a
sound effect? I think you just snorted. Chris. Well, you know,
I stid hitting it that. But you know what I mean,
you know, I mean, all right, if they go with
the lobbyists, you know, you figure that's gonna be the
laughing stock of the NFL. What doesn't matter when the
red Wolves you're you're channing red wolves, which is offensive,
as Roberto said earlier, to blue wolves and brown wolves
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and white wolves and all other wolves. It's offensive, yeah, exactly,
you know, shame on. And it's also offensive because it's
kind of a rip off of the Timberwolves, who are
the losingest professional sports team in North America from the NBA. Well,
you know, I mean I didn't. I didn't call you
guys to, you know, to complain about who really sucks
the most. But you know, yeah, all right, I got
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to go. Thank you, Chris, go snort, thank you. Though,
Let's go to j D in casey. What's going on?
J D? Hey, what's going on? Big Ben? Uh? What
do you think about that walla Gibald, Kansas City is
building to protect the old pistol peat Patty Mahomes? Are
you looking for some hot Chiefs talk right now? JD?
Is that what you're looking for? Man? You know, I mean,
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I'm a homer. What do you I mean, what do
you want to talk about? I mean talk about the Chiefs? Ol?
I mean Jesus. I think Jesus is actually I think
Jesus is starting at center actually for the Chiefs this
year their offensive one. Hey, I mean yeah, he might
be I think they got they got Jesus, they got Mother.
Teresa's on the line. Gandhi. Who else is on there?
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Who else do we have? Buddha? I think Buddha's on
there as well. Yeah, I got that. They got long,
they gotta they grafted that Christ. It's all about Orlando
brown Man. What can brown do for you? That's what
it's all about. Yeah, I'm getting bandom sessions. I'm all right,
I'm hanging up on you. You know that's actually the
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radio gods that are saying. Despite the fact we love
being on six ten Sports in Kansas City, we cannot
hijack the show breaking down the Chief's offensive line. We
can break down Patrick Mahomes, we cannot break down the
Chief's offensive line. Let's go to Chris real quick. Chris
is next driving around the highways and byways of Massachusetts.
(31:29):
What's going on, Chris? I, let's first, I know I
have to be real fast, but I just want to
apologize to Coop to Loop because I called him Eddie
when he took my cough. So sorry about that. He
kind of looks like Eddie. If you're blind, he looks
like Eddie. Um, but I originally called about what you
(31:52):
thought about the draft with the path today a B
C or D, but for the path for the Patriots,
who's my hometown team. But I want to ask you
about your opening monologue about uh this this hour real quick. Um, yes,
I if I was great, Yeah, I'd give up to
oh yeah, definitely the Rams and I would I would
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giving up the Caroline on one, not the not the Philly.
I hate Philly. Yeah that's a fair. And then but
then Jake Delme's going to have a Super Bowl ring
well trying to gelfer right, telfer right. Did he get one? Yeah?
He got Well, he got to the the championship, Yeah
he did. He won with the might the defense. It
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might have been the defense that one, but he got
credited with the love you guys very much. All right,
thank you, Budd. All right, there you go. Brett Johnsons
has a Super Bowl ring, right, Uh yeah, Brett Johnson
was there against the Raiders. That was when your offensive
lineman was a wall. I went to DJ do you
want him there? Good time there super Bowl Sunday. He
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was nowhere to be found hanging out, but he had
a great time. He saw a really good, good to
fight there on the streets of Tijuana. All right, it
isn't the Ben Mallar show site the Bite, the great
sports radio mystery site to Bite that is warming up
right now. If you would like to be one of
our celebrity judges, we'll get to that and we will
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It's Ben Maller. It's time now too. Sit site to
Bite tight where you play random generic sound bites you
(34:02):
know in a sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so
called experts you try to tell us who's doing the talking.
It is Site the Bite, the great sports radio mystery,
each and every week at about this time. So let's
get to the game right now. It is Site the Bite.
We play an audio clip from someone in the world
(34:24):
of sports, athlete, coach, prominent media figure from the last
seven to ten days, and you have to figure out
who are you. We start out with no clues, and
then after every incorrect guess, after every two incorrect guess
is we will give you a clue. All right, let's
go to the audio tape. Here we go. Here's this
(34:44):
week's sound bite. Crazy crazy about one word crazy, one
word crazy crazy like that old song crazy for you.
All right, let's see what anyone get this right? I
will go first. I am gonna go out and a limb.
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I've one site to bite more than anybody. I am
gonna go with caller number five, Eddie, don't let me down,
Justin and Cincinnati by definition, he'll let you down. What
about you, Roberto yum on, I'm gonna sec up with
Cooper Loop. I'm gonna go with car number five. Interesting.
(35:28):
All right, let's get to play one more time, Roberto.
It's a very long sound bite. There's a lot to
listen closely for crazy. All Right, Crazy, I heard it,
I heard the first time. Crazy. I heard it, Crazy,
I heard it. I heard it Crazy. Let's start out
with Slim the Trucker, who's in the lead off spot. Hello,
(35:51):
Slim the Trucker, Ben Mallard, Eddie Coop Roberto. I think
it's this former Notre Dame alone and Boston South, the
Hall of Famer, Luke Cameron, Harron Dotty? Is it, Luke Cameron?
What'd you say, Harron Doty? Is that? Thank you? Slim?
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I'd like one of what he's having. Let's try Matt
in Toledo. Hello, Matt, what's up? Fun? I'm gonna go
to Carl Simy Towns so that one more time you
stumbled and mumbled Carl Anthony, Carl Anthony Towns. No, but
thank you for going quickly sight to Bight eight seven
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seven ninety nine on Fox. It is not Carl Anthony
Towns or whatever Slim the Trucker said. First clue this
person began their college career as a walk on Crazy
began college career as a walk on m all right,
time for caller three on site to bite the great
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sports radio mystery, Hollywood Jedi appropriate calling up on May
the fourth be with you, Hollywood Jedi. Is it Tim Tebow?
Is that Tim Tebow? No? All right, hanging up on yourself.
It's not Tim Tebow, Carl Anthony Towns, or whoever, Slim
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the trucker said. Time now for caller number four. Let's
pick up the pace here. We'll say hello to Wayne
in Missoo. Hello, Wayne, Good morning, gentlemen. I'm gonna go
with former offensive lineman for the Big Red Saint Louis Cardinals,
Dan Deardorf. Dan Deardorf, Very relevant name? Is it Dan Deardorf? Sorry? Wayne?
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Good try though. Time for another clue. This person we
said he began his career as a college walk on.
There's an NCAA rule named after him. Time now for
caller number five. Let's go to Justin in Cincinnati. I
think it's the guy with a hot mom, Zach Wilson.
Is that Zach Wilson? No, Justin got it wrong, has
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a bad job by Eddie picking Justin. Let's go to
Jared and kids. You named him though, Jared in Kansas City. Quickly,
Jared Baker Mayfield. It's Baker Mayfield. Nobody wins, nobody won
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