Hour 1 - Blame Game

Ben Maller talks about Gisele Bündchen giving an interview claiming that football was not the reason for her and Tom Brady's divorce & that there was no ultimatum that led to his first retirement, NHL Puck'em, and much more!

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Hello and welcome. It's our number one hour one of
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in this edition of the podcast, we start with a
story right out of Vanity Fair of all places, Tom Brady,
the greatest quarterback of all time, his wife is spilling
the beans. Is Giselle being truthful in this interview when

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she says that she did not issue a football ultimatum
and that football is not the reason for the breakup.
What do you make of Giselle claiming that Tom Brady
and her just grew apart and wanted different things. And
why did Giselle even bother to do this interview? I
thought she wanted to keep all this stuff private. We'll

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I lead this hour coming from Vanity Fair. That's right,

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Vanity Fair. We are spanning the globe to bring you
the constant variety of sports talk, and this is about
Tom Brady. If you have not been paying attention to
Tom Brady, still feeding the content machine, even though he's
now retired twice, his name all over the tabloids, all
because of a Vanity Fair interview his baby mama ex wife,

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very talkative. If you have not seen this, maybe not.
Some interesting things here that are worthy of our time.
Giselle Bouchin, the old supermodel, appearing on the very front
of the April issue of Vanity Fair, and she spilled
her guts, going in depth. This is just the content
you need to know about the inner workings of Tom

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Brady and his relationship which ended after thirteen years of marriage.
Now among the highlights for our purposes and on the
bully pulpit here doing sports radius. So she claims that
she still loves tom Brady, just you're just concerned that
they don't love each other anymore because they got divorced,
and that she says, they simply grew apart and wanted

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different things, and she was all over the place. Ah,
this is the death of her dream and all that.
But Jiselle also Giselle denying that she gave Tom Brady
an ultimatum, that it was between her and the NFL.
That is the popular opinion of popular people that she

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did actually give an ultimatum to Tom Brady. So let
us discuss the question. Is Jiz Bunchen being truthful when
she says that football and an ultimatum, well, not the
reason that she went down Splitsville Highway with Tom Brady.
So I have cloak and dagger, shardona and billboard, and

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we will tie all of these things together and we
are going to make a nice Tom Brady sweatshirt, which
I think you can buy for like a gazillion dollars
if you've got the money. He's put his name on everything.
Good for him. I gotta get in on it too.
That's the way to do it, all right. So A
now I read the story. Why you know, I got

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a lot of free time. So I read this story
in Vanity Fair. Our lae detector test sounded like this. Yeah,
it was doing that. It is more probable than not
that Jill Bunching was in this article playing the role
of Pinocchio. Now, what is my dness? I have roughly

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a decade of whispers and roars that what she's now
saying is banana oil. Giselle was not happy with the
risks of playing in the NFL. How do we know
that she said it? It wasn't just an implication she
did that, but there was there was also on the

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record quotes that indicated that. Now, whether or not there
was an ultimatum, I rolled my eyes, he says, No,
there was no ultimatum. We weren't there. You weren't there.
I wasn't there. But think of this like a cloak
and dagger ultimatum. We've all been in relationships where there's
no formal ultimatum, but there's an ultimatum. It's the passive

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aggressive approach. So that's my hypothesis on this. Now what
does that mean for those of you a little slow
in the back of the room. So in this chapter,
let's play this out here. Gizelle was able to find
indirect ways to inform Tom Brady that she was not happy,
and this is how she felt, those little subtle behaviors

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that indicated she was annoyed and upset and resentful of
football and the risk of playing in the NFL to
long term injury, and she was ready for him to
move on. Whether or not she actually formally said it
that way, that it was an ultimatum is irrelevant to
our purposes. We know for a fact that Tom Brady

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tried retirement before he retired again, forty days and forty
nights he was away from the NFL. Allegedly that trial
run as a family man had him high stepping his
way back to the NFL in Tampa. Now, meanwhile, Giselle
mixed in this interview with messages of flattery. In fact,

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she for some reason decided to defend her ex husband's
lackluster play in Tampa his final season in the NFL.
Who did she blame? Did she blame the coaching staff?
Did she blame the fans? Did who she blamed? The
poor performance by Tom Brady on his teammates, saying, quote,

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it's a team sport and you can't play alone. I
think he did great, Giselle said, under the circumstances, I
mean he had no offensive lie. Yeah, So again, when
Tom Brady plays well, it's Tom Brady. When Tom Brady struggles,
it's blamed the fat guys, the offensive line excuse, which

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is very weak, right, very weak. Tampa. Did he have
a bunch of injury is in the offensive line last season?
Of course they did. They had a no name bunch
of fatties up front. But guess what the Buccaneers because
of the way they played offense with a short passing game,
the extension of the running game, which is how most

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teams play these days in the NFL. They were an
imposing group of linemen, but the Creamsicles allowed the lowest
pressure rate in the entire NFL for Tom Brady. So
it's the offensive lines fall. I'm gonna say that you're wrong,
You're dummy. Never let the facts get in the way

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of a good story. Now, page two, what do you
make of Giselle in this article claiming that Tom Brady
and her just grow apart and they wanted different things.
So this is another part of the Vanity Fair story
where I went to a bug eye I did. I'll
tell you why. It's one of my pet peeves. The

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growing apart thing is a socially acceptable answer when you
get out of a marriage. It's like it's a cop out.
It's the factory setting on divorce. I don't care whether
you get divorced or not. That's none of my business.
But don't tell me it's because you grew apart, because
that's bullcrap, right, that's a default answer. People accept it.

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It's damage control and the whole point of the whole
marriage thing if you're into it, and a lot of
people aren't into it these days, but you gotta put
work in, and there are speed bumps, so there can
be potholes, and you always got to find common ground,
and you got to put the work in. And then
the naked truth is, if you use that as the

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default to get divorced, no one should be married because
people change over time, right, So people do. Technically everyone
grows apart from everyone else. It's called life. Right. So
if that's all it takes to get divorced, and everyone
would be divorced at this point, and you have to
find a way to manage the differences, especially in this
case when you've got young kids involved in all that.
So I believe what happened here, and I read this

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a couple of times. Giselle Bunchen is giving a deluded
version of events, watering down the shot and a lying biomission.
And I imagine giving enough time down the line, we
will see some books pop up, and then we'll get
more information, and then more time will pass and even

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more information. Once the kids are all grown, we'll get
the real story, all right, last word here, So why
was this even done? Why did Gizelle Bunchen do this interview?
A lot of it was about Tom Brady and so
Bunching has been away from her fashionista ways. He's been

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having kids with Tom Brady, and this interview was done.
It was obvious. You don't have to be the sharpest
tool in the shed to know that this was done
to let the fashion world know that she's back and
firing on all cylinders. Right. Vanity Fair is what it is.
A billboard in that world, the fashion world. People read it,

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they worship. It's one of the bibles. And so Jell
she's announcing to you and to you and to me.
She's announcing that she's ready to strut down the virtual
catwalk again with purpose. She's ready to do the pirouette
and get more of those big fat checks the super rich.
Now she's super rich, but she's not as rich as

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she was. It is interesting to know that Giselle and
Tom Brady partnered up with some scam artists, some crypto
scam artists, that FTX scam. They were all over it.
There's photos of her with the lead scam artists from
that FTX operation, and it's estimated she lost twenty five

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million dollars from partnering with the f X crypto scammers.
I don't feel bad for her. She got what she deserved.
But hey, that's motivation. That's motivation to sell a bunch
of overpriced outfits to desperate housewives and knock yourself out

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and make some more money. And I don't think she's
going to have to go down to the shelter anytime soon.
I think she'll be okay. But my money makes money,
and she lost money, so now she's going to make
more money on top of money. Hand over fist. It
is the Ben Maller Show. If you'd like to talk
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the legendary voice one of the legendary voices in sports,
has had a bubble of trust violation. A bubble of
trust violation. Also, we've learned that Tom Brady is into censorship.
What is that about. We'll get there as well, and

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We begin with a Tom Brady theme Maller monologue right

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out of the pages of Vanity Fair, proving we're not
just your normal sports radio show. We'll go anywhere. I
don't care what ge mains and Chicago writes and he
says a plus on the Mallor monologue. Not sure why
Jazelle is taking this public Oh yeah, money, many many cheching.
She needs to make more money and she is starting

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to look like Tom Brady as she ages. Does she
look like Brady? I don't know. My belief is the
reason for the divorces. She's mad at Tom for talking
her into FTX. That's as good as any other theory.
It's not that we grew apart. That's bullcrap. It's it's
more than that, more than that, all right, It is

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the the Ben Mallers Show. As we continue on and
chipping the ques right. Since says a plus on the
Malan monologue, Jezelle is telling the truth. According to her
new spokesperson, Jimminy cricket. Yeah, good friend, friend for life,
and Gus writes, Sin says, great monologue. Did you know
the Chevy camaro is being discontinued? Did he not making party? Say? Uh?

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Did you just jump into a pool of water and
take your microphone underneath with you? I consider myself the
luckiest man. Might want to shoot those gremlins away with
a broom or something. I don't care. I'll just do
the show. Who cares? Gus says, the Chevy Camaro is

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being discontinued. Didn't see that their car dealers are getting
They want more electric cars and they're their dungo for
that burner account right since says Benjamin. I hate to
be that guy, but I guess I'll be that guy.
Women are so confusing. I remember asking my X what
she wanted to eat, and she said it didn't matter,
so I brought her back McDonald's burner account, says, and

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I had to sleep in the other room that night.
What did I do wrong? What she probably wanted? Argument
or something? I don't know. What are you here to do?
Let's see who else do we have? Page down? That
page down? Justin and Cincinnati, who was exposed as a
fraud is complaining about the bottologue. Now, if you listen
to the previous edition of the show, one of the

(16:49):
all time great Malla maneuvers was used. I had multiple people,
both on social media and on email, point out how
uncultured Justin and Cincinnati is that he could not get
the clue enchanted as a lead in to the obvious
answer forrest. Multiple listeners from all over the country from

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different backgrounds who said the same thing, and Justin's upset
by that, and so that was his reaction. You pheeme
me right, since says hey, Mallard a plus with eggs
Benedict on the Malar monologue, Tom Brady should ruin his
second retirement goodbye and take over for uncooked Russ in Denver.

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He says, do it load management style and come in
with a cape in week eleven NBA load management style.
And so he says, all right, yeah, it's the menu show.
We'll take some calls here at eight seven seven ninety
nine on Fox as eight seven seven nine nine six
six three six nine. Also a well known a well

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known sportscaster has had his bubble up truck violent. Let's
go to Joey who's up first here to begin the festivities. Joey, welcome.
What's going on? Joey? What's up? Make you hear me?
I think? So? I think? So? Okay, well, how you
doing to night? Yes? All right? What you're from? Plainfield?

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Which plain Field are you from? Joey? Illinois? Okay? I
got you? What's going on? So I just had a
quick story. So a friend of mine, Matt, Matt Muir,
so he grew up, he went to he went to
Notre Dame with him, grew up with him with Sam Mustifer,
the Senate on the Bears, and a guy gets a
lot of hate. You know, he's he's not the best

(18:38):
player in the league, but really good dude. So Matt
and him would go out all the time, and he said,
you know, a few of the times, like you know,
things are kind of awkward, a little weird. He only
he hardly knew the guy, but uh said the one time,
so yeah, olds like Joe you're you're on the air.

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What are you doing? Joe? You're on the air. What
are you doing here? Yeah? I know, what what are
you doing? Like? What do you? I mean? You just rang? Yeah?
So what are you? What are you why? Why are
you doing this? What do you mean? Like? What are you?
What are you doing? You're just rambling about a bear center,
a buddy that went to notre name, Like what is
the what is the end game on this? Oh so

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Sam thanked him. Oh okay, thank you, Joe. That's the
first step towards caller free radio. Yeah. Yeah, I knew
right away. The guys never called the show. I mean
it's just dead giveaways on that guy's never called the

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show before. He calls him a kind of a not
a generic town, but the town that could be taken
in multiple different ways, like Spring, the plane, there's like
a plane old the New Jersey. I think there's a Plainfield, Connecticut.
He said, he's in Illinois playing field and uh and yeah,
just going right into it. Yeah, and I don't even

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know if any of those names where he's just throwing
random names up. Man, is there a full moon? Is
there some kind of cosmic event that we don't know
about you. I'll be warned that there's a full moon.
I'm sure's affecting your commerce. I'll tell you that much.
And my fault, man, I said everything, it's the equipments
for profit Froze dude, it's old that's old school. That's

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my man, Jerry back in the day. Whatever he's doing
these days. One of the great engineers of all time, Jerry,
he said, they actually didn't put him and they put
his chair spinning in the Hall of Fame, because that's
all I remember seeing that Jerry was my engineer. Was
the chairs things going on? You know, Yeah, not a

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good job. If you have a condition where you can't
sit in one place for a while, run a radio
station generally that's part of the gig. You kind of
have to be there. And anyway, so Kevin Harlan is
in the Sporting News. He is not happy with CBS.
Do you see this. Kevin Harlan went viral. He had

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he had the call in the NCAA tournament on the
stunner of stunners Virginia Furman, first round stunner of Virginia
and that was a big surprise. But I didn't have
that on your bracket. And so he was at the call.
That was the game. If to give you a recap,

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the player for Virginia tossed the ball up for anyone
to get thinking he could run the clock out with
like eight seconds left, but he actually turned the ball
over and that led to a game winning three point shot.
All all that had to happen for Virginia's You just
dribble out the clock or get fouled and you're gonna

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win the game anyway. So Harlan had this crazy over
the top call and CBS had a camera and they
showed Harlan as he was doing the play by play
with all his gyrations and all that, and Harlan is pissed.
He's spitting mad here and he did some podcast interview.

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I don't know, there's a million podcasts, even I have one.
Everyone's got one of these dumb podcasts. But Harlan says
that he was not happy, and he said it was
one hundred and ten percent organic. The last thing you're
thinking about is the camera. And he was unhappy that
CBS released the video of him celebrating. Well really is celebrating,

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but the way he did the call, he had his
arms extended like he didn't want anyone else to talk
over him. And Harlan said, you don't want to see
how hotdogs are made. It's like if we put a camera.
He was talking to the guy that did the podcast,
we put a camera on you and if you're writing
one of your stories for the athletic, he said, it's
a kind of a personal space. He said he has

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voiced his concern to both CBS and Turner. Harlan said
it's one of the reasons why he does not have
anything in the booth anyone. You know, I'm recording him.
I says, it does not he does not allow other
people to do that. He said he was aware of it,
but he forgot about it. So does Kevin Harland have

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a beef here? I say yes. I say yes. Well,
of course you would. You would disagree, Eddie, because you're
a man that has violated the bubble of trust multiple times.
You've sent out a role text messages and photos that
were not for public consumption, So of course you would
take the side a big corporate CBS. I stand with
Kevin Harland. He's not the story here. He does play

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by play on television. When you do play by plan television,
you're only on TV a couple of times during the game.
That's it. It's not about you, And Harland doesn't want
to make it about him. He's he wants to make
it about the call. You know, look, I like Kevin Harland,
I like his calls, but he totally wants to make
it all about him. See what he said, Sure, that's

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his voice setting, so that's not it's not he loves
and the fact that the fact that you would agree
with corporate sellout on TV but on both yes, no,
it was on. It was on. He shouldn't be complaining,
he was. He's you're wrong, you're wrong. Kevin Harland is right,

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you don't want to It's like I talked to the
Great George Nor, my friend who does the overnight show
over their Coast to Coast, and George doesn't have a
camera in the studio. Well, I mean, you know we're tight,
we did the podcast together. But but he's like, I
don't have a camera and there they wanted to put
a camera into the Coast to Coast studio and he
doesn't want it because it's radio. But Harlan, if you're
doing play by play, it's essentially radio. You're only on

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there a couple of times during the game. This is
a clear violation of trust by CBS. Bad job by
then does you have to hire this is it's entertainment,
it's fun. What is the man's working Yetty, he's Picasso.
You don't watch Picasso paint. He's a play by play Picasso.
You don't want to Kevin Harlan. Yeah, have you ever
seen a video of Picasso painting? No, but there was

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no video. That's why. All right, dumb, dumb anyway, anyway,
it is the Ben Mallers Show. As we continue on
Tom Brady into censorship, we'll get to that, and Major
League Sports Now has a speak Easy. I don't think
I'm kidding about that. We'll investigate that story. Be sure
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your podcast. So, Mark Cuban is apparently filing a protest
for the Mavericks in their game against the Warriors. H yess,
there was some confusion. There was like an officiating error
in the third quarter about who had possession of the

(26:25):
ball led to the Warriors getting a bucket Cuban. No, no,
I don't think you're describing this prob I know you
didn't watch the game. Anybody afinitely televised game, and you're
sounding uneducated. This bad job by Oh, please educate me
on this important news story. Yeah, so there was a
play out of bounds underneath the basket. The officials he
got confused, like he called it the wrong way and

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then he changed it, but he didn't tell the Mavericks.
He didn't He didn't tell the Mavericks right, so he
called it the wrong way. And then they came out
of the television time out and all of the Maverick
players were staying down near the other basket, and he
gave the ball the Golden State. So they had literally

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no one the Mavericks anywhere near the basket. They were
all on the other side of the paint, and it
was ridiculous. Gave him like a layup. There were everyone
from the Warriors was on that side. And so that's
when they saw that the guy on Golden State was
going to get the ball to inbound it, they didn't
think to come back to the other side of the
court or well, no, they were. They were told going

(27:27):
into the time out that it was going to be
their ball, yeah, and then it wasn't their ball, and
and so that was the confusion. It was. You can
imagine funny. It was pretty funny because the clip is
it's like you'd see something from a like a boys
and Girls club game, like a YMCA game. Well do
you do you agree with Mark Cuban. He called it

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the worst officiating non call mistake, possibly in the history
of the NBA. No, because I'm old enough. I remember
the Lakers Kings in Game six of the Western Conference Finals.
I'm old enough to remember that. So do you know
the last time an NBA protest worked? Because I actually
I don't recall it ever work. December nineteenth of two

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thousand and seven, Really Heat versus Hawks, Shaquille O'Neal incorrectly
ruled to have six fells when he only had five.
The game was resumed March eighth of two thousand and eight.
No one scored in the final fifty one point nine
seconds that were replayed from over time the Hawks one
that game one fourteen to one eleven. I attack did
not play. I have no memory of that. I blocked that. Yeah,

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I know that shocking that I would block that out.
It is, but I did. All right, thank you for that.
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I'm going to enhance the man's ego. But yet again
we saw a Scott Foster special in the NBA. And

(29:16):
I'm giving credit to Poppy who pointed out when Scott
Foster officiates a game, you bet on the home team.
His records unbelievable. And it happened again. Scott Foster was
officiating the Laker's Sons game on Wednesday night, and he's
got a long standing beef with Chris Paul. This goes
way back, many many years. Scott Foster number forty eight

(29:39):
in your official guidebook, but number one in your heart.
And as far as controversy in the NBA, and he
was buddies with Tim Donnahey back in the day, and
he somehow, like the Teflon Don was able to get
out of that whole game fixing thing from back in
that era in the NBA. And he's still going Scott Foster.

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And here's an example of a Scott Foster home cooking
type game. So Lakers played the Suns last night and
it was somewhat close game going to the fourth quarter.
Was it within striking distance? But the disparity The Phoenix
Suns attempted twenty foul shots in the game. The Lakers

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attempted forty six foul shots in the game. They were
plus twenty six in attempts, and they were plus twenty
one plus twenty one from the charity strike in a eleven.
The game ended up an eleven point final. But that
is some real manipulation. Did the NBA call Scott five?

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I don't know if this happened, and I'm just I'm
spitballing here's their possibility. Is it possible that somebody from
the NBA said, we've got to really help the Lakers
get in the playoffs here, and we need them. This
can't be a game they lose. We need them to
win this game. Who are you going to assign to
that game? Let's call s got Foster in there, and
he'll make sure the Lakers. They might not guarantee they win,

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but we'll make sure they have a plus twenty advantage
from the charity stripe. And that's exactly what happened in that.
My goodness, my goodness, gracious. All right, now, turning the
page on that, I started this hour with Tom Brady,
and here's another Tom Brady story. Tom Brady is indeed

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going to be doing stand up comedy. Say what, Yeah,
there was a story a couple months ago that Tom
Brady loves comedy, he wants to do stand up comedy
and this is his love. He wants to give stand
up a try, and then somebody around Brady said, no,
that's not true. He's not going to be doing it.
Well now, according to what I was reading earlier, Brady

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will be the subject of a comedy roast. And the
way the comedy roast works. Unless I'm mistaken, You get
roasted and then at the very end you get a
chance to to roast the people that are roasting you.
Isn't that how a traditional comedy roast goes. I've watched
those things over the years. So anyway, Tom has one rule.

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There is one topic that is off limits. There is
one thing that is not allowed at the Tom Brady Roast,
the comedy roast of Tom Brady. And what is that
one thing? What do you think do you think it's
avocado ice cream? What do you think with the best
most material, what do you think that would be coop?
What do you think it's divorce? Na na name name? Yes, yes,

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Tom Brady will not allow any references, don't even get
on staging leg I agree, but he said no references
to Giselle or the family. That's according to Radar Online.
But there will be anything goals and a roast, you moron.
I agree, it's a roast. It's comedy, So you can't
send some comedy to a roast. But don't don't talk

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about this please, it's not a roast. I'm right there
with you on that, all right. It is the Benn
Mallers Show. We got the NHL puckham coming up. Here's
the who am I game? This week? Way back in
the early nineties, blank or I should say I. I
made seventy saves in a tie against the Boston Bruins.

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That was the second most saves in NHL history. Again
this week, back in the nineteen nineties, I made seventy
saves and a three three tie against the Boston Bruins.
That was the second most saves in NHL history. Who
am I the answer? We'll get to it. We will

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As long as the Gremlins aren't attacking, it's Ben Maller.
Eddie loves to mention that he's he really wants to
give you that Calgary Flames monologue. He's hoping, hoping the
line will drop so he can give that content to you.
Here's the who am I? Game? So this week back

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in the way back in the nineteen nineties, Oh my god,
way back then, I made seventy saves in a three
three tie against the Boston Bruins. That was the second
most saves in NHL history. Who am I? That is
the question? What is the answer? Well, have the NHL
puck him coming up in a couple of minutes, Big

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Greg and Iowa says, the Sticky Bandits is the answer.
Page down, page down, Rod, the ambassador of Bakersfield, says,
Lizzo's big sister is the answer. Who else do we have?
We've got Texas Trucker. He's a hockey nerd. He got it. Right.

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Miguel on Fire says, you are the dominator Dominic Hassock
that that is the answer. A page down, Big John
Studd from Rob in Vegas. Vanessa Morgan from the Late
Night Drug Tester? Who is thirty one today? Happy birthday?
Matt Damon guess by the Eddie Garcia Berger account? Who

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else do we have? Page down? A page down? Matthew
Warrior Rader as fan says, Savemaster, Roberto Flores blocking verbal
slapshots from Angry Bill, Dickie Simpkins from White Rob the
First Manny Trio tossed out by mister nice guy as
he can tinues to go with nineteen eighties Major League

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Baseball players. Jesus was guests by Rob the Goatman. Page Dan,
page down. I can't read that on the air. Rosie
O'Donnell from Justin Who's listening to us in the Enchanted Forest?
Who else do we have? Alf the Alien Opiner going
with Darren Paying That's a nice jacket he's got on there.

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Who Magic Johnson from Stevie meat Balls Page down? Alan's
going with the Buffalo Sabers as his answer. The muffin
Man from Kevin that's his answer, Albert Haynesworth guests by
Trucker Joe page down, page down. Can't read that on
ther Eddie, Do you have an answer, Eddie? Please? I

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need an ye. I'm gonna go with former Boston Bruins
legend Byron Dafoe, Byron Dafoe when in doubt, throw Byron
Dafoe's name out. Unfortunately, Eddie, that is incorrect. The answer
one of the great names of all time from the
Quebec Nordeck. Although I was around this game when he
played for the Mighty Ducks back of the day, Ron
tug Nutt is there is there a better name in

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sports than Ron tug nut What's that, Dick Trickle? Dick
Trickle is pretty good. Well, Kobe Bryant's uncle's not bad.
You remember Kobe Bryant's the late Kobe Bryant's uncle's name.
I remember his? Is that Chubby Cox? That is correct?
That is the great Chubby Cox. That's a that's legitimate.
There's a basketball card if you want to buy that

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is that is Kobe's uncle. He's a basketball player, so
quite the name. I wonder how he got that name.
Justin and Cincinnati's favorite player I think from now on.
From now on, Justin is no longer from Cincinnati. We've
now made a decision. He's now living in the enchanted

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for us, that is where Justin is from. He's no
longer from Cincinnati. He's moved to Greatest Clue, Eddie, if
you're showing your lack of knowledge as well, your lack
of pop culture, your lack of just being out in
the world, everyone knows if you say the word enchanting, well,
based on the feedback I'm getting reporting yourself, well, these

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are these are regular hard working I know you don't
like the other. Coop. As soon as the show ended yesterday,
Jonas Knox came on the talk back and he's like,
what the F was that? That's a lot that I
promise you Jonas is good. He's actually included in the photos.
Jonas is in those photos they said out not me though.

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Brian writes, and he says, which submarine are you doing
the show from? Brian says, I'm doing it from a
tennis tournament. Lovey Brian, of course, the big punchy eyes.
There we go. Let's get to it. NHL puck a weekend,
squeeze it in and Coop. You've got the first pick.
Go ahead, Cooga, Look, I will go with Nikita Kucharov.

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All right, I'm a I will take Alex Ove, Roberto
Lightning so Mark, all right, Eddie, I'll go with andre Vassilevski.
Oh more, Eddy, hurry up, Let's give me a David
Pastor knock. All right, Roberto Matthew Ka Chuck, I'm gonna
take Mitch Marner. I'll take him. I will go with

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Jeremy Swamon. Her. Two bronze contenders have been faked. Yeah, my,
my goaltender is gonna play. Yeah, um yet, Elias Patterson.
I'm gonna take Ian Sterkin. Igor sh Sterkin is my pick.
Great pick. Jason Robertson's trow you the bits over Cindy Crosby.

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Bad pick, terrible pick. That is a terrible pick. It's
not I won. I have the most wins in this game.