March 25, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Puka Nacua recently saying that he plans to retire from the NFL at the age of 30, Michael Irvin saying that Aaron Rodgers is dragging out his decision to make it all about him, the latest drama with Chiefs WR Xavier Worthy, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome. It's our number one of the
original Recipe podcast. A happy Tuesday to you. It's the
twenty fifth day of the month of March, and we
are brought together again because of the podcast. And here
in our number one of the original Recipe podcast, we
talk all things football. Where is the malar worri ometer
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for Puka Nakoua leaving the Rams? He says he plans
on retiring at age thirty. Also agree or disagree with
Michael Irvin, the Hall of Famer says that Aaron Rodgers
is dragging the Steelers' decision out to make this all
about him. Also, can you unscramble Chiefs receiver Xavier Worthy
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and his drama arama with a woman he planned on marrying.
We'll talk about all that and more right now. Give
it up for our number one not hanging around, not
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Way Tire Buying Show B And we're back at it
the day night doubleheader. And I know that a number
Terran England, the long Suffering Cowboy Fan, and a bunch
of others that were with me on the daytime, the
rare and appropriate daytime show that we did earlier locally,
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and now we're back at it here on the overnight. Now.
I didn't get the memo. I'm fullid Floyd Mission. I
didn't get the memo. We're supposed to talk about some
women's basketball player that got hurt. I don't know her name,
but you got hurt. Apparently I didn't get that memo.
So I think we're gonna go with football, because people
actually watch that sport even the offseason. It's fascinating, it's
an amazing thing. And so there was a story. A
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number of you pointed this out to me, and I'd
heard about it hours ago, and many of you were
very concerned. You thought, well, let me let me bust
Malors balls here because you know there's a team that
I like, and uh, the top offensive player for that
team has now made a bold statement. So if you
didn't see it, you don't know what I'm talking about. Here.
Our lead is from the NFL this hour and poo
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pooking occur the breakout star last couple of years for
the Rams. He has become a wide receiver number one.
He really been outstanding the NFL career, really just just
getting started. Uh, and he's been great. But the wide
receiver has already announced he is thinking about retirement. Say why,
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uh yeah, So if you didn't see this, and maybe not,
maybe you were busy doing stuff. So Pooga Inkua said
he wants to have a big family. So I think
most people that have a big family normally have to
keep working. Usually is that usually out where you gonna
feed him, But not if you're in the cartoonish world
of the NFL. So Pooka's got it all planned out.
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He wants to have a big family, so I guess
no birth control, and then he wants to check out
of the NFL. Not live, but of the NFL at
age thirty, got that all figured out. He's ready to
go all right. Nikoo entering his third NFL season with
the La Rams, and he has been outstanding so far.
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Speaking on some dopey podcast that had about two listeners,
Puga Toakua said the following. He explained that he wants
to follow a similar path as Aaron Donald, the Hall
of Fame defensive player for the Rams. Nika said, quote,
I think Aaron Donald is the way to go, to
go out on top. I think it would be super cool.
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He said down. Donald retired actually at age thirty two.
He quit on the NFL, walked away despite earning All
Pro honors and the Rams were Super Bowl winner a
couple years prior to Donald hanging up, but he said
that's it. I'm done. The Rams tried to get him
to come back. I heard last year he said, no,
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I'm not coming back. I'll come back and watch you practice,
and I'll futs around with my hands and play with
my thumbs, but I'm not going to actually go out
there and play. And Pooko's talking about traveling around and
doing this, that and the other thing. So question, question,
where is the malor worryo meter, the malor worriometer for
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Pooah Nakua leaving the rams at age thirty, even though
he's not these years away from that. But where's the
malor warriometer for Pooka Nakoura retiring when he gets to
age thirty? So I've got jungle Book, Rhodes Scholar, and
Alfred Hitchcock, and we will combine all of these things together,
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and we are going to trim with a razor, is
what we're going to do. So to kick off the
festivities here, the malor worriometer never wrong. The malor warial
meter goes one to ten. Ten is holy crap, We're screwed.
That's a ten. Ten is a holy crap, we're screwed situation.
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The malor warial meter has never let me down. So
on the scale of one to ten for Pooka Nakua
retiring at age thirty, the malarial meter is at a one.
It is at a one is where I am on
the malar warial meter, and I think I'm going high.
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This is a small pimple on an elephant's ass, is
what this is? Okay? It is Despite all you fear
mongering losers.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh bet you're gonna be worrying. You're your top plane
on play anyway, shut up. I love how Pooka's got
all this mapped out. It's wonderful and in theory, it's
a great idea. I don't disagree with the theory, right
Why not make all your money, retire at thirty, live
a heatonous lifestyle and travel.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Around and get a yacht and just go all over
the oceans on the planet seventy percent of the ocean,
seventy percent of the planet's water seemed as wells to
get a boat and go out there and travel around,
knock yourself out. And I'm also aware that life is
what happens while you're busy making plans. Right. We spend
most of our time planning crap, and then we're actually
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living our life while we're planning what we're going to do,
and eventually you don't actually complete all your plans because
you end up game over, lights out, checkout, time, the
whole thing. Right. So, but this also reminds me that's
how I relate to this story is I'm going to
call this the Jungle Book, but it's really just the jungle.
Great radio guy Jim Rome legend worked at our company
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for a long time. I worked at the station Jim
worked at in San Diego years ago, and Jim's a
Hall of famer in radio. But I will never forget
when I was working the local airwaves years ago and
Jim Rome did an interview. So long ago any these
things called newspapers and people actually read them. So how
long ago this was? And Jim Rome did an interview
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if I think it was the La Times, it was
around the year two thousand and At this point, Jim
was in his mid thirties, and he essentially said, I'm paraphrasing,
I'm paraphrasing this, but he essentially said, hey, nobody wants
to hear a guy talking smack in their fifties, implying
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that he was going to get out of radio by
the time he got to his fifties. So Jim was
in his mid thirties when he said that. I'm happy
to report that Jim Rome is now sixty plus years
old and still in the jungle and still giving out takes.
And good for him. That's why I'll never listen. They're
gonna have to rip the microphone out of my bloody
dead hands to get me out of here. Okay, that's
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how that's gonna work. I'll open to it. But Jim
had a plan, and Pooka Nakou's got a plan, and
everyone's got a plan. And it's wonderful and it's great.
It's the bare necessities and all that, and good luck,
good luck. Even Aaron Donald, he wanted to retire a
couple of years earlier. The Rams convinced him to come
back for at least two more seasons than he originally
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wanted to. And as far as Pooka and Aakua trying
to stay healthy and worried about as long term health.
By my account, he's been in the NFL two years.
He's already had a foot injury. He's had issues with
both ankles Little Snap Crackle Pop, has had knee problems.
He's had injury to the chest, He's had a hamstring problem,
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some kind of shoulder thing, and a concussion which I
believe is a brain injury. So all of those things
have already happened. Now, furthermore, turning the page on that,
we have a Hall of Famer chiming in on a
eventual Hall of Famer. So Hall of Famer on eventual
Hall of Famer, and that would be Michael Irvin. Because
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there's one thing we need is Michael Irvan's opinion on
airin Raders. Relax. So Michael Irvan Hall of Famer back
so long ago the Cowboys actually to win. It's how
old Michael Irvin is. He has a Cowboy championship ring,
so you know he's a dinosaur. So Michael Irvin wants
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to see Pittsburgh get their quarterback. He wants Pittsburgh to
get the quarterback. But he believes that Aaron Rogers is
drawing out the decision. He said, so the attention is
all on him. It's all about him. So agree or disagree,
Michael Irvin agree in disagree with Michael Irvin that Aaron
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Rodgers is dragging this Steelers decision out to make it
all about him, all right, So I could have consulted.
I do work with a guy during football season who
makes it all about him. Uh, some looney tune guy,
So I could have text him. But as far as
Michael Irvan's concerned, when it comes to football people making
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it all about themselves, I am going to side with
Michael Irvitt. So I am going to agree with Michael
Irvin on this because it's kind of obvious that the
playmaker is a Rhodes scholar at making it all about
himself right back in the day, bona fide expert in
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this department. So why would I question Michael Irvin whether
it was showing up with a full length mint coat
back in his playing days, the Ferrari, the diamond stud earrings,
all of that. He made sure that everyone was looking
at Michael Irvin. And he's still to this day, is
monetizing that all about Michael Irvin. And so the Steelers,
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by most accounts, check all of the available boxes for
Aaron Rodgers. They have no quarterback, no incumbent quarterback there
in Pittsburgh. They got rid of the dead weight Justin Field,
who blows They sent their trash that he's now on
the Jets so he can stink up the Jets. Russell
Wilson so bad he can't even find a job. And
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so there's no quarterback there. And Mason Rudolph. Please, I'd
rather have Mason the red nose Reindeer than Mason Rudolph.
So you've got no quarterback. Check you've got that, You've
got a playoff caliber defense. Check, you've got above average
playmakers at wide receiver check check. DK Metcalf came over
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from Seattle, although he's inconsistent. And George Pickens, who's also
a knucklehead, but hey, why not goes with the positions
you got that you've got the debonair charismatic coach and
Mike Tomlin. Rogers spent six hours, six hours schmoozing in
Pittsburgh eating Perogi's and hot cakes on Friday. Now, the
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normal human being, the normal human being goes and meets
with someone on a Friday, says, all right, let me
think about it over the weekend. I'll have a decision
on Monday. Well, now we're heading into Tuesday and there's
been no decision from Aaron Rodgers. And could it be
at our friend Andrea the astrology lady spot on that
Rogers is waiting for Mercury to go out of retro grade,
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that we have to wait till least April seventh for
some kind of decision. Inquiring minds would like to know.
But supposedly the offer has not changed. That the Steelers
have made their contract propos at Aaron Rodgers. The parameters,
the outline of the contract is already there. It's just
available and Rogers can get on the docu sign and
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click his name there and he's good to go. Hadn't
done it yet, hadn't done it yet, We'll see dragging
out making sure that every gas bag and blow hard
has content. We all need the content, very important to
have the content. We have the content all right. Now.
Last thing, we have a wild story involving Cans City,
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the losers of the Super Bowl. So chiefs Wide receiver
Xavier Worthy is suing a woman he had planned on marrying. Yeah,
his former in the state of Texas, the Great State
of Texas. There leeging that, among other things, this lady
stole and destroyed more than one hundred and fifty thousand
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in cash and property and also assaulted him. That's the accusation.
So can you unscramble the reporting that the chiefs Wide
receiver the woman he had planned to marry went rogue?
Can you unscramble it? So it sounds based on the
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read it's really good reading by I recommend reading this.
It's good toilet reading. It sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock
movie Psycho from and you're getting his side of the store.
You can say anything you want in a lawsuit, and
we always throw that out there because it's true America,
how it works everywhere. But you can throw all kinds
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of wild stuff, and they encourage you to throw more
wild stuff in there, the more outrageous, the better. Just
put it all in there. Why not? And so right now,
so he said, she said, situation it is leaning. The
scales are leaning towards Worthy. And here's why. Worthy was
actually arrested earlier this month, chiefs Wide receiver you might remember,
was arrested. He was charged with assault, initially accused of
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like strangling the woman, and then the district attorney realized
that the evidence doesn't quite add up here, So there
were no charges filed against Worthy, which would seem to
back up his claim that this woman had a vendetta
against him and so she had made it appear that
he was the aggressor and that was not the case.
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Now he is claiming in the lawsuit, among other things,
avery Worthy, chiefs Wide receiver, claiming abuse, theft, extortion. He
provided evidence that the woman he planned to marry destroyed
his property, violently ripped out his hair. Wow, that's the
next level man, rip your hair out, and demanded a house,
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also money, cars, and this is all after she had
an affair on him and then lied about him being
the abuse. There'll be a quiz on this in our seven.
There'll be a quiz on this an hour seven. Now,
the other part of this, if I read this accurately,
and I was a little sleep deprived, so maybe I
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read it wrong. But as I understand it, the wide
receiver Xaverworthy, he's seeking between two undred fifty thousand and
one million dollars in damage, punitive and exemplary damage. It's
so fine, Okay, you've got that, but then you read
the fine print. Worthy drives a Xavierworthy Chiefs wide receiver,
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drives a Rolls Royce, which is estimated in the neighborhood
of five hundred thousand dollars. He also owns several other
luxury cars, including a Bugatti, and that ain't cheap. Yet
his salary is eight hundred thousand dollars. So maybe he's
like staying in a studio apartment somewhere and he's just
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spending all his money on cars. It's possible that's the
case and he's just living cheap, but that's a lot
of cars for a guy who's not by NFL standards,
eight hundred thousand a lot of money. I think I
was rich if I had that, but not if I
had a five hundred thousand dollars car and another two
hundred thousand dollars car. Anyway, it is the Ben Mahler Show.
We'll take your calls if you'd like to be part
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back to the gas baggery with Benny Blabermouth. There's no Blabbermouth.
It's just Ben. I have many nicknames, no need to
get to them right now. Late Night drug Tester writes in,
says Pooka has it all planned out. Of course, it
could all change if his special lady friend goes like
Xavier worthyes, girlfriend, uh yeah, a little out, a little
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out there. Fergduck says, I'm sorry, Ben, I'm so broken
up over Juju Watkins injury that I didn't hear a
word you said in your monologue, and you please keep
us updated on our health throughout the night. If she's okay,
I really don't know how I'll manage. I'll look up
who she is in a minute and I'll see if
I can find anything on that. I think Jason covered that.
(20:18):
I think Jason covered that like it was a political
figure being shot, I believe. But anyway, all right, Milkman
Mike in Colorado says, fantabulous and entertaining opening monologue, Xavier
Worthy probably has a double wide somewhere on the West side,
explaining why he has car cash. Won't be long before
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they're all up on cinder blocks, so he says. Spocks
weed Wright Sinn says, hearing Ben declare that he will
leave radio when they tear the microphone out of his
cold dead hands makes me feel great joy and great
trepidation all at the same time. That's the way to
do it. I had George Nori on my Fifth Hour
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podcast a couple of years back, and George does the
Coast Coast Show. And George been doing that for many,
many years, and I was like, what, George, when are
you going to retire? I was just curious. And George's like, yeah,
keep going and you know, whatever happens. He essentially said,
you know, be in that studio, and then at some
point I won't be in the studio anymore. But he's
going to keep going, going and going and going and going.
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Ryan rights in from San Diego and he says, the
ex girl of Xavier Worthy sounds like an ex girlfriend
I had. You're bringing back my PTSD, So.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
I bet she only stole like ten bucks from you though.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh look at yeah taking shots there, Lorena out there
and Loraena. Have you ever been that woman? Lorena? Have
you ever gone psycho?
Speaker 6 (21:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I'm always the sugar Mama.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You're the sugar mos. You've never had to destroy property
of someone you were with?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
No? No, never throw a blow dryer once? And you
know what I do want?
Speaker 7 (21:59):
There's one like I have this just loaded up in
my bank for when I am hurt. One day, I'm
gonna glitter bomb someone's car, and I'm gonna rub blue
cheese crumbles into the back seat so that it gets
all moldy and nasty.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So that's your plan, that's my plan.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Yeah, maybe put a feral wet cat in there too.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah. Well, the silent assassin is the way to go,
because if you make it obviously if you destroy someone's
not that you should ever destroy anyone's property, but if
you destroy someone's stuff, right, if you destroy someone's stuff
and make it obvious, they're going to know that their
car has been vandalided. But if you put something that
smells really foul in there and they don't know where
it is and they can't find it, then that's much
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more effect.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Have you ever lost a burrito in your carbon.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I have never lost a burrito in my car. I've
not done that.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
That happened once to me, really, and I came to
a really hard stop and the burrito came flying out
from underneath the seat.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, well there. It wasn't a burrito. But there was
a silent and deadly incident where we went to the
grocery store and there was a pack of chicken that
had been left in the back of the car. And
if you leave chicken in a car in the summer
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for a day, that chicken comes back to life and
it just gives you the I mean, it's like it's
died again. It has died again.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
The burrito thing actually happened to me, but yeah, what
it was it was it was kind of a different
like it was my ex girlfriend had Taco Bell ordered stuff,
wasn't hungry like enough to finish it.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Put a burrito in the side panel of the door. Oh,
and then.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Just walked away.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Forgot the.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, and was this a bean and cheese burrito? Was
just a beef burrito? What kind of burrito we talk
it was?
Speaker 6 (23:48):
It was some sort of Taco Bell burrito. I'm sure
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Think there was.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Mine was a breakfast burrito for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, because I would say that the rotting meat is
worse than beans. Yeah, yeah, definitely definitely worse than that.
But anyway, all right, it is the Ben Mahlor Show.
We will take some calls here coming up in a moment,
although I got a bunch of Emao, don't take it.
Any calls. You shouldn't take cal you do shut up,
all right, we take some calls. We mix. You could
just shut your big We mix the calls in. That's
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that's how we do it. That's right, we mix them in.
It's all part of the ingredients here. There you go. Yes, Uh,
Trucker Joe says, why don't you ever use one of
your sanctioned what isn't Bill ever use one of your
sanctioned nicknames? Speaking of which, what are those again? Well,
I was not planning on doing the nickname truck or Joe,
because you know, we don't have time for it. We're
(24:41):
very busy here. We have a lot to do. But
Trucker Joe apparently wants the nicknames, and you are the customer.
The customer is always right, that's what we believe here.
So I have been called trucker Joe, among other things,
the Baron of Balderdash, big ball bladder, Ben is the
menace Benny beat Down. That's for my talent there at Scrabble,
Captain kneeesierk Duke of the north Woods. Yeah, and also
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general of the Generous Tycoon of T's, Master of Disaster,
the hustler of the Philipbuster, night light of Nightlife, the
pummeler of producers, Benny Brightside, Manatee of Insanity, Marconi, Maller, Moneyline, Mallard,
Masshole mall That was my honorary name given by the
late Great Masshole Mickey, Emissary of Embellishment, Weeknight wind Bag,
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Wizard of Wacky, Slayer of Naysayer's Grand Goober of gabb
the Oligark of Dark, the Tower of babbel On, Honest
to Donnas, Senator of Sarcasm, Nocturnal Colonel, the Underdog of Monologue,
and the Holy Pope of the Slippery Slope Wall only
half of my nicknames. We are closing in on sixty nicknames.
(25:52):
But you already knew that Truck or Joe. You were
already aware of that. I believe Trucker Joe's the guy
that sent the moonshine in He claimed that he wants
full credit for the moonshine, and that I told a
wrong tale about the moonshine, that I gave incorrect information.
But I feel like I've got more than one container
of moonshine. But Joe seems to think he's the only
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one that sent moonshine, so he wants to take full credit.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
I've never had moonshine sounds disgusting, though, isn't it like
straight liquor.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, it's pretty. It's you know, well, I kept it
for the parties. I think actually still have a little
bit for the parties. So next if I have some,
I'll find it and I can go. Next year, we'll
sound some moonshine. You can a whole have a whole
bottle if you want. In fact, if you just want moonshine,
they'll probably have ten. Dudes will send you moonshine, like
bathtub moonshine, Lorraine if you want, I could babe make
it in the backwoods in Tennessee right now. If you
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want some moonshine, they'll get you some moonshine.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
That's so sweet.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
No, I know I'd be down.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Yeah, taste it. I want to taste it.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Technically is illegal, I think he sai illegal to send it,
but there are workarounds you can work around sending you
illegal contraband in the mail. Not that you should send
something illegal in the mail. That's wrong, Should not do that,
should never do that. So there's this viral video. I
don't even saw this or not. This thing's been going around.
It's been on Excellent. I guess it was on TikTok.
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I'm not on TikTok. So it is a wellness video.
Some influencer dude makes this video about his daily routine.
The thing's been seen like fifteen million, actually more than that.
I mean, last I checked, it was way over fifteen million.
So this video thing went viral and it it shows
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this daily routine where you get up at the crack
of don and yeah, you know, you rub banana peel
on your face. And this male influencer guy who's got
the body of Adonnas and of course the internet is
just unloading on this guy. And now we have heard
the rest of this show. I don't if you've seen it.
This black dude, and he's like, it looks like he's
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got cartoon muscles, just tremendous shape, and he's like put
buries his head in ice water, rubs banana peel on
his face. He's got all that. So now we're hearing
that this guy actually was a college football player at
Alcorn State back in the day, and he's now got
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millions and millions of followers. You know, the Internet is
the matrix what is real and what is not. So
they went back and they looked at his college football
career because one of the stories, I saw this headline
and said, you know, former NFL reject player that was
rejected by the NFL now becomes internet influencer and has
millions of people following him and all this stuff was
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Oh man, this guy must have been good. How did
I miss this guy? So I started digging around, and
I was like, you know, fussing around on the internet,
and he's bragging about his four am workout routine and
all that stuff. And as a general rule, I'm not
always right about these things. You know, what do I know?
I just did the Overnight show. But if you brag
about your workout roots team, you're a douche. That's my
general rule. I've never been proven wrong on that. I've
(29:04):
never been proven wrong on that. So I went to
look this guy up. This guy Ashton Hall is his name,
and he.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Was never heard.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, well he played at Alcorn State. It's bad Alcorn
State knowledge and his entire football career at Alcorn State,
he was a running back. He had six carries for
eight total yards, six harris for eight total yards. He
averaged using the math there, a little over one yard
(29:31):
per carry. And uh yeah, he's clearly, clearly found somebody.
That video has actually been seen. Now the latest count
is seven hundred million views, seven one hundred million people
watching a video and then pretty much all just goofing
on him, just goofing on him from from everybody. Have
(29:53):
you any he's seen the video? I know you haven't
seen killed. You've seen the video, coops seeing the video,
not me. It does look like sat tired? Does it?
Not cool? It does like you were trying to mock
like a routine. Yeah, but I don't know the whole
thing where he starts with a tape on his mind.
Now it does.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
But then I've seen like follow up interviews now where
he's talking about the video and he's like so he's like, oh,
people are you know, messaging me with their own videos
and it's like so great, and like I like, he
doesn't I don't know if he doesn't realize that people
are making fun of him, or if it's all part
of the gag, part of the routine there.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
It's just you know what I mean? In that world? Yeah,
I don't know. Okay, how much do you make on that?
If you get seven hundred million views? Do you how
much money can you make? Is there a lot of
money to be made. I'm not sure how he monetize
those things. I don't monetize any of that. I know
the company monetizes the videos to get out there on
the YouTube and and all that stuff. But and but
by way, if you if you're doing all that stuff,
(30:49):
you can't have like a job, right, you can't. You
can't have a real job if you're you're getting up
at three point fifty two in the morning. We were
up all night here man, my workout. I'm doing vocal exercises,
you know.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
I suld that was horrible. Your scales on our paggios.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
That was the rock. Listen, do not question the art
I am an artisan, okay, an artisan of the spokes
artisan that sounds more impressive than than artists artisan of
the spoken word. Okay. Do you understand that?
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Yes, Ben, Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Uh? And the whole thing again.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
And I I I deal with these people, you know.
I do occasionally partake in the gym, and there's always
the uh. There's the two types of people. Well, there's
many types of people, but the two types of people.
There's the at the gym, you've got the look in
the mirror. Flex guy at the gym, the the hard
old gym guy that looks in the mirror and kind
(31:49):
of flex you know, see these mirrors that were Then
you've got the woman dressed up as with makeup to
go work out. That you've got that also, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (31:59):
The worst thing, though, is when the girls wear booty
shorts that go all the way up there booty is.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
I would say, that's not the worst thing. I do
not have a problem with that. I don't I do
not have an issue with that. I support that as
someone who goes to gym, I think that's a fine
way to approach it. The whole going with like the
makeup thing though, because you're really like I would think,
and I'm not necessarily right, but I think the whole
point is to go and kind of get a little sweaty,
and if you're wearing makeup, wouldn't that get in your eyes?
(32:25):
Would get all mest waterproof?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Waterproof?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I don't think that stuff works. I don't know anyway.
All right, there you go, that's a guy from Alcorn
State and big stud This guy looks like complete Adonnis
ripped and the whole thing washboard abs. You think that's
all legit or you think he's doing some steroids or
something like that. I don't know. Never, I'm sure that's
(32:47):
all legit. And no, never, never, ever, ever, ever would
have done something wild and yeah, no, not not at
all anyway. It is the Ben Mahlor Show, as we
are working our way through the greatest. Coop should get
(33:08):
this right away. I don't think Lorena will greatest Alcorn
State football player of modern times. Greatest NFL player from
Alcorn State modern time?
Speaker 5 (33:17):
What is Alcorn State?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I only know the Bison, all black school in the South.
I believe, I believe, I aim, Yes, go ahead, Coop,
greatest Alcorn State NFL player modern times.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I feel bad because I don't know this, but oh,
come on. Many shared the MVP award with Peyton Manning.
I believe one year Steve mcmah that's right, Steve McNair. Also,
Donald Driver went to Alcorn State. Donald Driver had a
pretty good career for the Green Bay Packers back in
the day. That ends the Alcorn State portion of the show.
It is the Ben Mahlor Show, as we are working
(33:51):
our way through the late night hours. Time now for
the who am I game? This is where I pretend
to be somebody else in a blatant attempt to get
you to listen to longer who. Thus we call it
the who am I?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Game?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That what's who am I?
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Game?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
You can answer this on X at Ben Maller, but
here it is. Manager Will Vettable named Sean Burke as
the White Sox opening day starter. White Sox and everyone
else opening up on Thursday. He's thrown just nineteen big
league innings. That is the fewest career innings by any
(34:26):
opening day starter since me. Again, the White Socks have
named somebody named Sean Burke as their opening day starter,
the worst team in baseball. He has thrown just nineteen
big league innings. That is the fewest career innings by
any opening day starters since me. Who am I? That
is the question? The answer will get to it, and
(34:47):
we will do it next.
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Always I said, Taco Fiesta. I was excited.
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Well, it is where we are heading into a Taco Tuesday.
But I usually Taco Thursday because that's the day I
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Opening Day? The real opening day in baseball is coming
up this week on Thursday, not the one baseball farmed
(37:11):
out to Japan and so here it is Will Venable.
That's actually a manager of the White Sox. He named
Sean Burke the White Sox opening day starter. Now, this
guy Burke has thrown just nineteen big league innings. That
is the fewest career innings by any opening day starter
(37:31):
since me who am I? That is the question. What
is the answer? And Miguel on Fire says, Ricky wild
Thing Vaughn is the answer? Who else? Sir smokes a
lot says, wake up, wake up is the answer? Pitch
Perfect singer Ben Mahler from Ferdnog OnCore OnCore, Well, if
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you come to my performance, me and inca Terror will
be performing. Traveling around the Milkman Mike in Colorado says,
you are the legendary bob Yucker Alf the alien oponter
going with Ugu Urbina. Didn't he end up in some
legal drama? If I remember correctly, The Homer Simpson guests
by mister nice guy, that's his answer. Red Sox legend
(38:17):
Sam Malone, he also owned a bar, Sam Malone, he's
a bartender. That's from Andy in Lion o' Lakes hotel
Ryan guessed by Shane and on whatever happened to hotel now?
I was in du Luth a couple of years when
I stopped by Minnesota. I didn't know where he worked.
I'm sure he doesn't work at a hotel anymore. He
blew me off at a hotel near lax Well, US.
(38:38):
His hotel, Ryan was a caller famous caller, and he
actually got me in trouble with Sam Ponder, Christian Ponder's wife. Yeah,
how about that? Yeah, because he let Sam Ponder know
that we were telling jokes about her husband. She apparently
didn't like that. No sense of humor. Late night she
got like go by late Night. Drug tester says, you
are Danica Patrick, who was forty three today? Which lapp
(39:01):
will Danica record? Wade Boggs guess by Scrooge the Chicken Man?
Not according to our friend in Charleston, Male Rubin Mali
Rubin says Danny Darwin. Who else do we have page down?
Gay Lord Perry from Pauli d a wild Thing, Mitch
Williams guess by Big Lou He's on number two? Who else?
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Al Snow guests by Slim Tim Sidney Ponson, the Prince
from Sean in the Valley of the Sun, Jim Scott
or Joe Rogan from Spock's Weed, Charlie Brown from Sir
Smokes a Lot. That's his answer. Supermarket Steve says you
are the most famous Alcorn State alum Michael Clark Duncan
(39:43):
rest in PC. Yeah, he died too soon too. Are
do you have an answer, Lorraine.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Another man who died too soon Jack Dawson.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Oh man, only the good die young. I know you correct.
Another guy that died too young, though this guy just
passed away that long ago, the most valuable Dodger of
all time for nothing, Oh balance, way that you have
a sombrero through to the sky.
Here we go. Welcome. It's our number one of the
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talk all things football. Where is the malar worri ometer
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for Puka Nakoua leaving the Rams? He says he plans
on retiring at age thirty. Also agree or disagree with
Michael Irvin, the Hall of Famer says that Aaron Rodgers
is dragging the Steelers' decision out to make this all
about him. Also, can you unscramble Chiefs receiver Xavier Worthy
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and his drama arama with a woman he planned on marrying.
We'll talk about all that and more right now. Give
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the day night doubleheader. And I know that a number
Terran England, the long Suffering Cowboy Fan, and a bunch
of others that were with me on the daytime, the
rare and appropriate daytime show that we did earlier locally,
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and now we're back at it here on the overnight. Now.
I didn't get the memo. I'm fullid Floyd Mission. I
didn't get the memo. We're supposed to talk about some
women's basketball player that got hurt. I don't know her name,
but you got hurt. Apparently I didn't get that memo.
So I think we're gonna go with football, because people
actually watch that sport even the offseason. It's fascinating, it's
an amazing thing. And so there was a story. A
(02:47):
number of you pointed this out to me, and I'd
heard about it hours ago, and many of you were
very concerned. You thought, well, let me let me bust
Malors balls here because you know there's a team that
I like, and uh, the top offensive player for that
team has now made a bold statement. So if you
didn't see it, you don't know what I'm talking about. Here.
Our lead is from the NFL this hour and poo
(03:13):
pooking occur the breakout star last couple of years for
the Rams. He has become a wide receiver number one.
He really been outstanding the NFL career, really just just
getting started. Uh, and he's been great. But the wide
receiver has already announced he is thinking about retirement. Say why,
(03:34):
uh yeah, So if you didn't see this, and maybe not,
maybe you were busy doing stuff. So Pooga Inkua said
he wants to have a big family. So I think
most people that have a big family normally have to
keep working. Usually is that usually out where you gonna
feed him, But not if you're in the cartoonish world
of the NFL. So Pooka's got it all planned out.
(03:56):
He wants to have a big family, so I guess
no birth control, and then he wants to check out
of the NFL. Not live, but of the NFL at
age thirty, got that all figured out. He's ready to
go all right. Nikoo entering his third NFL season with
the La Rams, and he has been outstanding so far.
(04:17):
Speaking on some dopey podcast that had about two listeners,
Puga Toakua said the following. He explained that he wants
to follow a similar path as Aaron Donald, the Hall
of Fame defensive player for the Rams. Nika said, quote,
I think Aaron Donald is the way to go, to
go out on top. I think it would be super cool.
(04:41):
He said down. Donald retired actually at age thirty two.
He quit on the NFL, walked away despite earning All
Pro honors and the Rams were Super Bowl winner a
couple years prior to Donald hanging up, but he said
that's it. I'm done. The Rams tried to get him
to come back. I heard last year he said, no,
(05:02):
I'm not coming back. I'll come back and watch you practice,
and I'll futs around with my hands and play with
my thumbs, but I'm not going to actually go out
there and play. And Pooko's talking about traveling around and
doing this, that and the other thing. So question, question,
where is the malor worryo meter, the malor worriometer for
(05:24):
Pooah Nakua leaving the rams at age thirty, even though
he's not these years away from that. But where's the
malor warriometer for Pooka Nakoura retiring when he gets to
age thirty? So I've got jungle Book, Rhodes Scholar, and
Alfred Hitchcock, and we will combine all of these things together,
(05:48):
and we are going to trim with a razor, is
what we're going to do. So to kick off the
festivities here, the malor worriometer never wrong. The malor warial
meter goes one to ten. Ten is holy crap, We're screwed.
That's a ten. Ten is a holy crap, we're screwed situation.
(06:09):
The malor warial meter has never let me down. So
on the scale of one to ten for Pooka Nakua
retiring at age thirty, the malarial meter is at a one.
It is at a one is where I am on
the malar warial meter, and I think I'm going high.
(06:29):
This is a small pimple on an elephant's ass, is
what this is? Okay? It is Despite all you fear
mongering losers.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh bet you're gonna be worrying. You're your top plane
on play anyway, shut up. I love how Pooka's got
all this mapped out. It's wonderful and in theory, it's
a great idea. I don't disagree with the theory, right
Why not make all your money, retire at thirty, live
a heatonous lifestyle and travel.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Around and get a yacht and just go all over
the oceans on the planet seventy percent of the ocean,
seventy percent of the planet's water seemed as wells to
get a boat and go out there and travel around,
knock yourself out. And I'm also aware that life is
what happens while you're busy making plans. Right. We spend
most of our time planning crap, and then we're actually
(07:16):
living our life while we're planning what we're going to do,
and eventually you don't actually complete all your plans because
you end up game over, lights out, checkout, time, the
whole thing. Right. So, but this also reminds me that's
how I relate to this story is I'm going to
call this the Jungle Book, but it's really just the jungle.
Great radio guy Jim Rome legend worked at our company
(07:37):
for a long time. I worked at the station Jim
worked at in San Diego years ago, and Jim's a
Hall of famer in radio. But I will never forget
when I was working the local airwaves years ago and
Jim Rome did an interview. So long ago any these
things called newspapers and people actually read them. So how
long ago this was? And Jim Rome did an interview
(08:00):
if I think it was the La Times, it was
around the year two thousand and At this point, Jim
was in his mid thirties, and he essentially said, I'm paraphrasing,
I'm paraphrasing this, but he essentially said, hey, nobody wants
to hear a guy talking smack in their fifties, implying
(08:21):
that he was going to get out of radio by
the time he got to his fifties. So Jim was
in his mid thirties when he said that. I'm happy
to report that Jim Rome is now sixty plus years
old and still in the jungle and still giving out takes.
And good for him. That's why I'll never listen. They're
gonna have to rip the microphone out of my bloody
dead hands to get me out of here. Okay, that's
(08:41):
how that's gonna work. I'll open to it. But Jim
had a plan, and Pooka Nakou's got a plan, and
everyone's got a plan. And it's wonderful and it's great.
It's the bare necessities and all that, and good luck,
good luck. Even Aaron Donald, he wanted to retire a
couple of years earlier. The Rams convinced him to come
back for at least two more seasons than he originally
(09:03):
wanted to. And as far as Pooka and Aakua trying
to stay healthy and worried about as long term health.
By my account, he's been in the NFL two years.
He's already had a foot injury. He's had issues with
both ankles Little Snap Crackle Pop, has had knee problems.
He's had injury to the chest, He's had a hamstring problem,
(09:25):
some kind of shoulder thing, and a concussion which I
believe is a brain injury. So all of those things
have already happened. Now, furthermore, turning the page on that,
we have a Hall of Famer chiming in on a
eventual Hall of Famer. So Hall of Famer on eventual
Hall of Famer, and that would be Michael Irvin. Because
(09:47):
there's one thing we need is Michael Irvan's opinion on
airin Raders. Relax. So Michael Irvan Hall of Famer back
so long ago the Cowboys actually to win. It's how
old Michael Irvin is. He has a Cowboy championship ring,
so you know he's a dinosaur. So Michael Irvin wants
(10:07):
to see Pittsburgh get their quarterback. He wants Pittsburgh to
get the quarterback. But he believes that Aaron Rogers is
drawing out the decision. He said, so the attention is
all on him. It's all about him. So agree or disagree,
Michael Irvin agree in disagree with Michael Irvin that Aaron
(10:29):
Rodgers is dragging this Steelers decision out to make it
all about him, all right, So I could have consulted.
I do work with a guy during football season who
makes it all about him. Uh, some looney tune guy,
So I could have text him. But as far as
Michael Irvan's concerned, when it comes to football people making
(10:51):
it all about themselves, I am going to side with
Michael Irvitt. So I am going to agree with Michael
Irvin on this because it's kind of obvious that the
playmaker is a Rhodes scholar at making it all about
himself right back in the day, bona fide expert in
(11:13):
this department. So why would I question Michael Irvin whether
it was showing up with a full length mint coat
back in his playing days, the Ferrari, the diamond stud earrings,
all of that. He made sure that everyone was looking
at Michael Irvin. And he's still to this day, is
monetizing that all about Michael Irvin. And so the Steelers,
(11:36):
by most accounts, check all of the available boxes for
Aaron Rodgers. They have no quarterback, no incumbent quarterback there
in Pittsburgh. They got rid of the dead weight Justin Field,
who blows They sent their trash that he's now on
the Jets so he can stink up the Jets. Russell
Wilson so bad he can't even find a job. And
(11:58):
so there's no quarterback there. And Mason Rudolph. Please, I'd
rather have Mason the red nose Reindeer than Mason Rudolph.
So you've got no quarterback. Check you've got that, You've
got a playoff caliber defense. Check, you've got above average
playmakers at wide receiver check check. DK Metcalf came over
(12:19):
from Seattle, although he's inconsistent. And George Pickens, who's also
a knucklehead, but hey, why not goes with the positions
you got that you've got the debonair charismatic coach and
Mike Tomlin. Rogers spent six hours, six hours schmoozing in
Pittsburgh eating Perogi's and hot cakes on Friday. Now, the
(12:41):
normal human being, the normal human being goes and meets
with someone on a Friday, says, all right, let me
think about it over the weekend. I'll have a decision
on Monday. Well, now we're heading into Tuesday and there's
been no decision from Aaron Rodgers. And could it be
at our friend Andrea the astrology lady spot on that
Rogers is waiting for Mercury to go out of retro grade,
(13:03):
that we have to wait till least April seventh for
some kind of decision. Inquiring minds would like to know.
But supposedly the offer has not changed. That the Steelers
have made their contract propos at Aaron Rodgers. The parameters,
the outline of the contract is already there. It's just
available and Rogers can get on the docu sign and
(13:25):
click his name there and he's good to go. Hadn't
done it yet, hadn't done it yet, We'll see dragging
out making sure that every gas bag and blow hard
has content. We all need the content, very important to
have the content. We have the content all right. Now.
Last thing, we have a wild story involving Cans City,
(13:46):
the losers of the Super Bowl. So chiefs Wide receiver
Xavier Worthy is suing a woman he had planned on marrying. Yeah,
his former in the state of Texas, the Great State
of Texas. There leeging that, among other things, this lady
stole and destroyed more than one hundred and fifty thousand
(14:11):
in cash and property and also assaulted him. That's the accusation.
So can you unscramble the reporting that the chiefs Wide
receiver the woman he had planned to marry went rogue?
Can you unscramble it? So it sounds based on the
(14:33):
read it's really good reading by I recommend reading this.
It's good toilet reading. It sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock
movie Psycho from and you're getting his side of the store.
You can say anything you want in a lawsuit, and
we always throw that out there because it's true America,
how it works everywhere. But you can throw all kinds
(14:53):
of wild stuff, and they encourage you to throw more
wild stuff in there, the more outrageous, the better. Just
put it all in there. Why not? And so right now,
so he said, she said, situation it is leaning. The
scales are leaning towards Worthy. And here's why. Worthy was
actually arrested earlier this month, chiefs Wide receiver you might remember,
was arrested. He was charged with assault, initially accused of
(15:16):
like strangling the woman, and then the district attorney realized
that the evidence doesn't quite add up here, So there
were no charges filed against Worthy, which would seem to
back up his claim that this woman had a vendetta
against him and so she had made it appear that
he was the aggressor and that was not the case.
(15:39):
Now he is claiming in the lawsuit, among other things,
avery Worthy, chiefs Wide receiver, claiming abuse, theft, extortion. He
provided evidence that the woman he planned to marry destroyed
his property, violently ripped out his hair. Wow, that's the
next level man, rip your hair out, and demanded a house,
(16:02):
also money, cars, and this is all after she had
an affair on him and then lied about him being
the abuse. There'll be a quiz on this in our seven.
There'll be a quiz on this an hour seven. Now,
the other part of this, if I read this accurately,
and I was a little sleep deprived, so maybe I
(16:24):
read it wrong. But as I understand it, the wide
receiver Xaverworthy, he's seeking between two undred fifty thousand and
one million dollars in damage, punitive and exemplary damage. It's
so fine, Okay, you've got that, but then you read
the fine print. Worthy drives a Xavierworthy Chiefs wide receiver,
(16:46):
drives a Rolls Royce, which is estimated in the neighborhood
of five hundred thousand dollars. He also owns several other
luxury cars, including a Bugatti, and that ain't cheap. Yet
his salary is eight hundred thousand dollars. So maybe he's
like staying in a studio apartment somewhere and he's just
(17:08):
spending all his money on cars. It's possible that's the
case and he's just living cheap, but that's a lot
of cars for a guy who's not by NFL standards,
eight hundred thousand a lot of money. I think I
was rich if I had that, but not if I
had a five hundred thousand dollars car and another two
hundred thousand dollars car. Anyway, it is the Ben Mahler Show.
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(18:14):
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of an actual owl, or possibly you just work the
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second shift and you stand up late and having a
grand time. We're here for you either way, or you
just had to go to the bathroom. Whatever it is,
Say hello to my little friends, Say hello to Ben
at Ben Mahler. That's at Ben mahlor on ex Lorraine,
(19:12):
the Queen of the Fried Chicken going with FSR Tech Queen.
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Ah Bronco fan. That's a Bronco fan, and your comments
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(19:33):
back to the gas baggery with Benny Blabermouth. There's no Blabbermouth.
It's just Ben. I have many nicknames, no need to
get to them right now. Late Night drug Tester writes in,
says Pooka has it all planned out. Of course, it
could all change if his special lady friend goes like
Xavier worthyes, girlfriend, uh yeah, a little out, a little
(19:57):
out there. Fergduck says, I'm sorry, Ben, I'm so broken
up over Juju Watkins injury that I didn't hear a
word you said in your monologue, and you please keep
us updated on our health throughout the night. If she's okay,
I really don't know how I'll manage. I'll look up
who she is in a minute and I'll see if
I can find anything on that. I think Jason covered that.
(20:18):
I think Jason covered that like it was a political
figure being shot, I believe. But anyway, all right, Milkman
Mike in Colorado says, fantabulous and entertaining opening monologue, Xavier
Worthy probably has a double wide somewhere on the West side,
explaining why he has car cash. Won't be long before
(20:39):
they're all up on cinder blocks, so he says. Spocks
weed Wright Sinn says, hearing Ben declare that he will
leave radio when they tear the microphone out of his
cold dead hands makes me feel great joy and great
trepidation all at the same time. That's the way to
do it. I had George Nori on my Fifth Hour
(21:01):
podcast a couple of years back, and George does the
Coast Coast Show. And George been doing that for many,
many years, and I was like, what, George, when are
you going to retire? I was just curious. And George's like, yeah,
keep going and you know, whatever happens. He essentially said,
you know, be in that studio, and then at some
point I won't be in the studio anymore. But he's
going to keep going, going and going and going and going.
(21:23):
Ryan rights in from San Diego and he says, the
ex girl of Xavier Worthy sounds like an ex girlfriend
I had. You're bringing back my PTSD, So.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
I bet she only stole like ten bucks from you though.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh look at yeah taking shots there, Lorena out there
and Loraena. Have you ever been that woman? Lorena? Have
you ever gone psycho?
Speaker 6 (21:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I'm always the sugar Mama.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You're the sugar mos. You've never had to destroy property
of someone you were with?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
No? No, never throw a blow dryer once? And you
know what I do want?
Speaker 7 (21:59):
There's one like I have this just loaded up in
my bank for when I am hurt. One day, I'm
gonna glitter bomb someone's car, and I'm gonna rub blue
cheese crumbles into the back seat so that it gets
all moldy and nasty.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So that's your plan, that's my plan.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Yeah, maybe put a feral wet cat in there too.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah. Well, the silent assassin is the way to go,
because if you make it obviously if you destroy someone's
not that you should ever destroy anyone's property, but if
you destroy someone's stuff, right, if you destroy someone's stuff
and make it obvious, they're going to know that their
car has been vandalided. But if you put something that
smells really foul in there and they don't know where
it is and they can't find it, then that's much
(22:35):
more effect.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Have you ever lost a burrito in your carbon.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I have never lost a burrito in my car. I've
not done that.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
That happened once to me, really, and I came to
a really hard stop and the burrito came flying out
from underneath the seat.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, well there. It wasn't a burrito. But there was
a silent and deadly incident where we went to the
grocery store and there was a pack of chicken that
had been left in the back of the car. And
if you leave chicken in a car in the summer
(23:07):
for a day, that chicken comes back to life and
it just gives you the I mean, it's like it's
died again. It has died again.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
The burrito thing actually happened to me, but yeah, what
it was it was it was kind of a different
like it was my ex girlfriend had Taco Bell ordered stuff,
wasn't hungry like enough to finish it.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Put a burrito in the side panel of the door. Oh,
and then.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Just walked away.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Forgot the.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, and was this a bean and cheese burrito? Was
just a beef burrito? What kind of burrito we talk
it was?
Speaker 6 (23:48):
It was some sort of Taco Bell burrito. I'm sure
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Think there was.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Mine was a breakfast burrito for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, because I would say that the rotting meat is
worse than beans. Yeah, yeah, definitely definitely worse than that.
But anyway, all right, it is the Ben Mahlor Show.
We will take some calls here coming up in a moment,
although I got a bunch of Emao, don't take it.
Any calls. You shouldn't take cal you do shut up,
all right, we take some calls. We mix. You could
just shut your big We mix the calls in. That's
(24:19):
that's how we do it. That's right, we mix them in.
It's all part of the ingredients here. There you go. Yes, Uh,
Trucker Joe says, why don't you ever use one of
your sanctioned what isn't Bill ever use one of your
sanctioned nicknames? Speaking of which, what are those again? Well,
I was not planning on doing the nickname truck or Joe,
because you know, we don't have time for it. We're
(24:41):
very busy here. We have a lot to do. But
Trucker Joe apparently wants the nicknames, and you are the customer.
The customer is always right, that's what we believe here.
So I have been called trucker Joe, among other things,
the Baron of Balderdash, big ball bladder, Ben is the
menace Benny beat Down. That's for my talent there at Scrabble,
Captain kneeesierk Duke of the north Woods. Yeah, and also
(25:06):
general of the Generous Tycoon of T's, Master of Disaster,
the hustler of the Philipbuster, night light of Nightlife, the
pummeler of producers, Benny Brightside, Manatee of Insanity, Marconi, Maller, Moneyline, Mallard,
Masshole mall That was my honorary name given by the
late Great Masshole Mickey, Emissary of Embellishment, Weeknight wind Bag,
(25:28):
Wizard of Wacky, Slayer of Naysayer's Grand Goober of gabb
the Oligark of Dark, the Tower of babbel On, Honest
to Donnas, Senator of Sarcasm, Nocturnal Colonel, the Underdog of Monologue,
and the Holy Pope of the Slippery Slope Wall only
half of my nicknames. We are closing in on sixty nicknames.
(25:52):
But you already knew that Truck or Joe. You were
already aware of that. I believe Trucker Joe's the guy
that sent the moonshine in He claimed that he wants
full credit for the moonshine, and that I told a
wrong tale about the moonshine, that I gave incorrect information.
But I feel like I've got more than one container
of moonshine. But Joe seems to think he's the only
(26:14):
one that sent moonshine, so he wants to take full credit.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
I've never had moonshine sounds disgusting, though, isn't it like
straight liquor.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, it's pretty. It's you know, well, I kept it
for the parties. I think actually still have a little
bit for the parties. So next if I have some,
I'll find it and I can go. Next year, we'll
sound some moonshine. You can a whole have a whole
bottle if you want. In fact, if you just want moonshine,
they'll probably have ten. Dudes will send you moonshine, like
bathtub moonshine, Lorraine if you want, I could babe make
it in the backwoods in Tennessee right now. If you
(26:44):
want some moonshine, they'll get you some moonshine.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
That's so sweet.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
No, I know I'd be down.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Yeah, taste it. I want to taste it.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Technically is illegal, I think he sai illegal to send it,
but there are workarounds you can work around sending you
illegal contraband in the mail. Not that you should send
something illegal in the mail. That's wrong, Should not do that,
should never do that. So there's this viral video. I
don't even saw this or not. This thing's been going around.
It's been on Excellent. I guess it was on TikTok.
(27:12):
I'm not on TikTok. So it is a wellness video.
Some influencer dude makes this video about his daily routine.
The thing's been seen like fifteen million, actually more than that.
I mean, last I checked, it was way over fifteen million.
So this video thing went viral and it it shows
(27:34):
this daily routine where you get up at the crack
of don and yeah, you know, you rub banana peel
on your face. And this male influencer guy who's got
the body of Adonnas and of course the internet is
just unloading on this guy. And now we have heard
the rest of this show. I don't if you've seen it.
This black dude, and he's like, it looks like he's
(27:57):
got cartoon muscles, just tremendous shape, and he's like put
buries his head in ice water, rubs banana peel on
his face. He's got all that. So now we're hearing
that this guy actually was a college football player at
Alcorn State back in the day, and he's now got
(28:19):
millions and millions of followers. You know, the Internet is
the matrix what is real and what is not. So
they went back and they looked at his college football
career because one of the stories, I saw this headline
and said, you know, former NFL reject player that was
rejected by the NFL now becomes internet influencer and has
millions of people following him and all this stuff was
(28:42):
Oh man, this guy must have been good. How did
I miss this guy? So I started digging around, and
I was like, you know, fussing around on the internet,
and he's bragging about his four am workout routine and
all that stuff. And as a general rule, I'm not
always right about these things. You know, what do I know?
I just did the Overnight show. But if you brag
about your workout roots team, you're a douche. That's my
general rule. I've never been proven wrong on that. I've
(29:04):
never been proven wrong on that. So I went to
look this guy up. This guy Ashton Hall is his name,
and he.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Was never heard.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, well he played at Alcorn State. It's bad Alcorn
State knowledge and his entire football career at Alcorn State,
he was a running back. He had six carries for
eight total yards, six harris for eight total yards. He
averaged using the math there, a little over one yard
(29:31):
per carry. And uh yeah, he's clearly, clearly found somebody.
That video has actually been seen. Now the latest count
is seven hundred million views, seven one hundred million people
watching a video and then pretty much all just goofing
on him, just goofing on him from from everybody. Have
(29:53):
you any he's seen the video? I know you haven't
seen killed. You've seen the video, coops seeing the video,
not me. It does look like sat tired? Does it?
Not cool? It does like you were trying to mock
like a routine. Yeah, but I don't know the whole
thing where he starts with a tape on his mind.
Now it does.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
But then I've seen like follow up interviews now where
he's talking about the video and he's like so he's like, oh,
people are you know, messaging me with their own videos
and it's like so great, and like I like, he
doesn't I don't know if he doesn't realize that people
are making fun of him, or if it's all part
of the gag, part of the routine there.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
It's just you know what I mean? In that world? Yeah,
I don't know. Okay, how much do you make on that?
If you get seven hundred million views? Do you how
much money can you make? Is there a lot of
money to be made. I'm not sure how he monetize
those things. I don't monetize any of that. I know
the company monetizes the videos to get out there on
the YouTube and and all that stuff. But and but
by way, if you if you're doing all that stuff,
(30:49):
you can't have like a job, right, you can't. You
can't have a real job if you're you're getting up
at three point fifty two in the morning. We were
up all night here man, my workout. I'm doing vocal exercises,
you know.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
I suld that was horrible. Your scales on our paggios.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
That was the rock. Listen, do not question the art
I am an artisan, okay, an artisan of the spokes
artisan that sounds more impressive than than artists artisan of
the spoken word. Okay. Do you understand that?
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Yes, Ben, Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Uh? And the whole thing again.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
And I I I deal with these people, you know.
I do occasionally partake in the gym, and there's always
the uh. There's the two types of people. Well, there's
many types of people, but the two types of people.
There's the at the gym, you've got the look in
the mirror. Flex guy at the gym, the the hard
old gym guy that looks in the mirror and kind
(31:49):
of flex you know, see these mirrors that were Then
you've got the woman dressed up as with makeup to
go work out. That you've got that also, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (31:59):
The worst thing, though, is when the girls wear booty
shorts that go all the way up there booty is.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
I would say, that's not the worst thing. I do
not have a problem with that. I don't I do
not have an issue with that. I support that as
someone who goes to gym, I think that's a fine
way to approach it. The whole going with like the
makeup thing though, because you're really like I would think,
and I'm not necessarily right, but I think the whole
point is to go and kind of get a little sweaty,
and if you're wearing makeup, wouldn't that get in your eyes?
(32:25):
Would get all mest waterproof?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Waterproof?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I don't think that stuff works. I don't know anyway.
All right, there you go, that's a guy from Alcorn
State and big stud This guy looks like complete Adonnis
ripped and the whole thing washboard abs. You think that's
all legit or you think he's doing some steroids or
something like that. I don't know. Never, I'm sure that's
(32:47):
all legit. And no, never, never, ever, ever, ever would
have done something wild and yeah, no, not not at
all anyway. It is the Ben Mahlor Show, as we
are working our way through the greatest. Coop should get
(33:08):
this right away. I don't think Lorena will greatest Alcorn
State football player of modern times. Greatest NFL player from
Alcorn State modern time?
Speaker 5 (33:17):
What is Alcorn State?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I only know the Bison, all black school in the South.
I believe, I believe, I aim, Yes, go ahead, Coop,
greatest Alcorn State NFL player modern times.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I feel bad because I don't know this, but oh,
come on. Many shared the MVP award with Peyton Manning.
I believe one year Steve mcmah that's right, Steve McNair. Also,
Donald Driver went to Alcorn State. Donald Driver had a
pretty good career for the Green Bay Packers back in
the day. That ends the Alcorn State portion of the show.
It is the Ben Mahlor Show, as we are working
(33:51):
our way through the late night hours. Time now for
the who am I game? This is where I pretend
to be somebody else in a blatant attempt to get
you to listen to longer who. Thus we call it
the who am I?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Game?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That what's who am I?
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Game?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
You can answer this on X at Ben Maller, but
here it is. Manager Will Vettable named Sean Burke as
the White Sox opening day starter. White Sox and everyone
else opening up on Thursday. He's thrown just nineteen big
league innings. That is the fewest career innings by any
(34:26):
opening day starter since me. Again, the White Socks have
named somebody named Sean Burke as their opening day starter,
the worst team in baseball. He has thrown just nineteen
big league innings. That is the fewest career innings by
any opening day starters since me. Who am I? That
is the question? The answer will get to it, and
(34:47):
we will do it next.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
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And now back to the Taka Fiesta. It's just a
(36:00):
talk fest. It's not a taka fiesta.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Always I said, Taco Fiesta. I was excited.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Well, it is where we are heading into a Taco Tuesday.
But I usually Taco Thursday because that's the day I
eat tacos. I usually go Taco Thursday. That's my move
me on that time. Now for the who am I game?
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Opening Day? The real opening day in baseball is coming
up this week on Thursday, not the one baseball farmed
(37:11):
out to Japan and so here it is Will Venable.
That's actually a manager of the White Sox. He named
Sean Burke the White Sox opening day starter. Now, this
guy Burke has thrown just nineteen big league innings. That
is the fewest career innings by any opening day starter
(37:31):
since me who am I? That is the question. What
is the answer? And Miguel on Fire says, Ricky wild
Thing Vaughn is the answer? Who else? Sir smokes a
lot says, wake up, wake up is the answer? Pitch
Perfect singer Ben Mahler from Ferdnog OnCore OnCore, Well, if
(37:54):
you come to my performance, me and inca Terror will
be performing. Traveling around the Milkman Mike in Colorado says,
you are the legendary bob Yucker Alf the alien oponter
going with Ugu Urbina. Didn't he end up in some
legal drama? If I remember correctly, The Homer Simpson guests
by mister nice guy, that's his answer. Red Sox legend
(38:17):
Sam Malone, he also owned a bar, Sam Malone, he's
a bartender. That's from Andy in Lion o' Lakes hotel
Ryan guessed by Shane and on whatever happened to hotel now?
I was in du Luth a couple of years when
I stopped by Minnesota. I didn't know where he worked.
I'm sure he doesn't work at a hotel anymore. He
blew me off at a hotel near lax Well, US.
(38:38):
His hotel, Ryan was a caller famous caller, and he
actually got me in trouble with Sam Ponder, Christian Ponder's wife. Yeah,
how about that? Yeah, because he let Sam Ponder know
that we were telling jokes about her husband. She apparently
didn't like that. No sense of humor. Late night she
got like go by late Night. Drug tester says, you
are Danica Patrick, who was forty three today? Which lapp
(39:01):
will Danica record? Wade Boggs guess by Scrooge the Chicken Man?
Not according to our friend in Charleston, Male Rubin Mali
Rubin says Danny Darwin. Who else do we have page down?
Gay Lord Perry from Pauli d a wild Thing, Mitch
Williams guess by Big Lou He's on number two? Who else?
(39:21):
Al Snow guests by Slim Tim Sidney Ponson, the Prince
from Sean in the Valley of the Sun, Jim Scott
or Joe Rogan from Spock's Weed, Charlie Brown from Sir
Smokes a Lot. That's his answer. Supermarket Steve says you
are the most famous Alcorn State alum Michael Clark Duncan
(39:43):
rest in PC. Yeah, he died too soon too. Are
do you have an answer, Lorraine.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Another man who died too soon Jack Dawson.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Oh man, only the good die young. I know you correct.
Another guy that died too young, though this guy just
passed away that long ago, the most valuable Dodger of
all time for nothing, Oh balance, way that you have
a sombrero through to the sky.
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